After both schools scored more than 10 points, the situation fell into a stalemate. It was difficult for either side to pull away from the opponent by more than 3 points. I always felt that this was related to Black Holy Infant's intention to balance the scores.
Zhuang Ni mocked me through the Bluetooth headset: "I heard that this guy is your childhood playmate? You guys are really the same!"
With this thought in mind, both sides began to relax, and the delicious buffet further aggravated the situation. The match seemed to have a relaxed atmosphere similar to a fraternity match.
I glanced at the scene on the bed, it was really pornographic and violent.
"We can't admit defeat! We must retaliate! We must be more obscene than them! I remember that there was a man who had just been released from a labor camp in the Internet cafe who sang a very special song. I went to the stage to sing it!"
"Eunuch Cao, you go!" I had great hopes for Eunuch Cao, but I didn't expect him to shake his head and say: "Master, I'm not good at singing. I can sing "Eighteen Touches", but others have already beaten me to it! "
Black Saint Infant seemed to have noticed this, and the competition items he pushed to Professor Bai's mobile phone became increasingly nonsensical. For example, the next item was: go on stage to perform the song you think is the most obscene. The level of obscenity and decibels of the performance will be entered into the computer. Make a comprehensive evaluation.
The following competitions were full of bizarre events. One competition was to see who could put on the full set of the Catholic Pope's cassocks faster, pick up many magic weapons correctly, and finally shout "Hallelujah", regardless of the decibel level of the sound. Think about winning or losing.
Shu Zhe and I were arranged in Room 1, which was close to the corridor. The squad leader and Xiaoqin were in Room 7, which was far away from us. Zhuang Ni and Xiong Yaoyue live in Room 4, which is diagonally opposite to ours.
This extremely shameful and obscene song gave us an indisputable victory, but the monitor did not feel any glory. She covered her face with her hands in grief, as if she was entirely responsible for the failure of Xiong Yaoyue's education. Xiong Yaoyue's best friend Amy made a similar move.
Xing Xing asked his aunt with a playful smile: "Huh? I remember Qiong Yaoyue was your student before, right? With you as her dean, how could she be so corrupt in her thoughts?"
"That guy Xu Tianming thought he was great because he acted in two movies. I happened to pass by him when someone asked him for an autograph. He asked me if I wanted his autograph. I was too nervous to speak because of myophobia. As a result, He mistakenly thought I was his super fan, so he signed his name on the back of my clothes with a grease pen!"
As the saying goes, "If you scold a bald donkey, the whole temple will be filled with fever." Teacher Guo, the head teacher of Grade 2 (3) class, who was here, felt a little uncomfortable, as if he was the ex-convict who taught Xiong Yaoyue obscene songs.
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "Double... uterus? Two uteruses? So stupid!?"
"Uuuuuuu Alin! I was bullied by others, you must avenge me!"
"I, I'm not a drug addict!" Shu Zhe argued feebly, "I accidentally ingested estrogen..."
"Damn it! I am the property of classmate Ye Lin, how can I sign someone else's name? So I immediately threw away the clothes! The school uniform I am wearing now was taken from He Ling, and the size a bit big… "
Ignoring the monitor's stop, Xiong Yuanyuan ran onto the stage, grabbed the microphone from Wei Yu's hand, and sang tunelessly:
"Who is Saga?" Eunuch Cao asked knowingly.
After finally persuading Xiaoqin to go back to the room, Shu Zhe, who was about to change into pajamas, asked me:
"I understand!" Young Master Xu completely ignored what Shu Zhe said, "The person my little brother Tang Jiang originally liked was you! You are Xiaohong! You are Shu Yi! Tang Jiang went to study in South Korea in despair It’s because I know your true identity!”
Then there were several sounds in the room, and Shu Zhe seemed to be restrained on the bed by Master Xu.
"On the twenty-seventh day of the first lunar month, I went back to my parents' home. When I passed through the sorghum field, I met a soldier. That soldier was not a good guy. He dragged me into the sorghum field. Hey, my aunt, he He pulled out his old weapon. It was red at the front and black at the back. He stabbed it into my stomach three times and two times. Oh my god, it hurts at the beginning. The back is okay... "
"Shameless! These students now have such corrupt ideas!"
The class monitor felt that this competition was too obscene and planned to abstain voluntarily, but Principal He Qimei firmly disagreed. In order to defeat Liu Qianpeng, she did not care whether it was obscene or not.
Master Xu laughed obscenely: "Then you will be forced to the end! After I anally fuck you, let's see if you still dare to blackmail me again!"
When Eunuch Cao was violently beaten by PHS and Big Speaker, He Ling took advantage of Xiaoqin not paying attention and quietly walked to Shen Shaoyi to ask for his contact information.
Under the leadership of the staff of the Imperial Building, the three hundred participants were arranged to different floors to rest. Most of the rooms were of the same class. Only Amy declared that she would not live in a class below the presidential private room, and she was eventually given a room on the top floor. Specially arranged rooms.
Shu Zhe was pinned down by Master Xu. His clothes were disheveled and his trousers were half taken off, revealing his white waist and one-third of the snow hills.
I heard it clearly outside, and it really made me angry.
"Hmph, what's wrong with me being a pervert? Not only am I a naked demon, but I'm also a former underwear thief! I'm a pervert and I'm proud of it! You, a transvestite who took medicine to make her breasts grow, what qualifications do you have to accuse me? Two of you. Isn’t it the most natural thing for perverts to be together?”
"It's none of your business!" I casually waved my hand to Shu Zhe and fell on the bed, falling asleep for tomorrow's intense plans.
So just when Mr. Xu was about to use his bow and utter the standard villain cliché of "no one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out", I kicked open the door with a bang and barged in.
The room the monitor, Xiaoqin, and I were in was located on the 36th floor, which happened to be the location of the Music Western Restaurant. I once brought Shu Zhe over to have a frank talk with Tang Jiang.
In a noisy atmosphere, tonight's cultural and sports competition came to an end. The score temporarily solidified at 16:15, with Qingzi High School leading by one point.
The competition event on the stage was to catch the cat and put it in the carton. Xiong Yaoyue had a great advantage. I said hello to the squad leader and Zhuang Ni, and then temporarily left the venue to look for traces of Xu Tianming and Shu Zhe.
Mr. Xu laughed and said, "I wasn't interested in transvestites at first, but you dared to blackmail me, and you were the culprit who deceived my little brother. I can't justify not retaliating against you! Besides, your skin is so smooth, which makes me somewhat controllable." Can’t stand it any longer…”
The time is close to 23:00, and I am afraid that no one will be able to have a big advantage in the next hour. The key to determining the outcome seems to be tomorrow's game.
I sympathize with Xiaoqin's experience, but at present, revenge on Master Xu is not the first thing to consider.
Wei Yu, the top player in Zhonghai, did his part, jumped up and somersaulted onto the stage, and then sang a folk tune "Eighteen Touches" with great emotion, which made many boys want to laugh but dare not laugh in front of girls. The dean of students in our audience was almost furious to death.
"Extremely stupid." PHS commented, "Besides, the only pope I recognize is Saga!"
However, Master Xu was not a man of faith. He asked almost immediately: "How did you guess my identity? I don't remember seeing you when I was a naked demon. Unless... unless you are the man in the men's room." Disguised as a woman!”
"W-what are you doing?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Don't take off my pants! You yourself said I'm a transvestite, how could you do this to a transvestite?"
"Brother Ye Lin! Brother Ye Lin, save me!" Shu Zhe suddenly seemed to see the savior, and his eyes were filled with hope again.
"Hey, what is this? Why do you have such a thing? You are indeed a transvestite! And you took medicine in preparation for sex change! People like you are called 'drug girls', right?"
"I'm different from you!" Shu Zhe's voice was filled with tears, "I was forced!"
Aunt Owl snorted: "It's all taught by her high school teacher, it has nothing to do with me!"
The next day, Christmas Day, nothing worth recording happened until noon. However, when the cultural and sports competition started again, I found that Xu Tianming from the enemy team and Shu Zhe from my team were missing.
"Ye Lin, why are you pulling me? I haven't finished singing yet! He took out his old weapon~"
"No, no! You pervert!"
"Brother Ye Lin, I took a closer look. Do you think Xu Tianming is the exposed demon? The more I look at him, the more he looks like the guy I met in the park!"
PHS disdainfully popularizes animation knowledge: "He is powerful and beautiful, and he is a holy warrior with twin wombs..."
I'll go for it! Master Xu, you can do it! After the underwear thief and the naked demon, a new perverted direction has been developed, directly involving anal transvestite! I can't let you succeed, otherwise, neither the monitor in the real world nor the monitor in the virtual world will be happy!
As a result, on the 36th floor, outside Shu Zhe's and my room, I heard strange noises coming from inside. After putting my ear to the door, the conversation I heard was as follows:
Just when there was nothing to do, Xiong Yaoyue, a female man who had not yet had a chance to play, stood up and said with an angry face:
Xiaoqin, who acted like a big sister in front of He Ling and others, was so aggrieved that she wiped tears in front of me.
Halfway through the song, everyone in the audience was stunned, and the monitor was so angry that he asked me to force Xiong Yaoyue off the stage.
"...You are also a well-known actor now. Letting the media know that you have been a perverted exhibitionist will definitely affect your stardom, right? Since your father has several Taekwondo gyms in Dongshan City, his income must be good. How about taking out some money to shut my mouth?”
Shu Zhe desperately wanted to struggle, but Master Xu could tie with me. How could Shu Zhe be his opponent
Xiaoqin didn't sleep in the middle of the night, but she came to my room and cried to me.