"Actually wearing high heels?" I made an expression similar to that of the Dean of Students Owl, "How do you look like a student? There are Americans in the submarine! You have completely embarrassed the Chinese female students!"
"Are you done complaining?" Zhuang Ni started to explain coldly, "This is actually not a new thing, but an original trial model of the smart watch. Xiaoyin asked me to bring it to you because in a country where the Internet is not available, Under the circumstances, it can do things that smart watches cannot."
Although Zhuang Ni and I don't have a good relationship, I tore her clothes, molested her, and almost strangled her to death. I should apologize no matter what.
Compared with the previous one, it is less gothic and more elegant. The difference in style is actually not too big.
"At that time, Guosanke was controlling the Imperial Building, and the cause and effect calculation program Black Holy Infant was about to fall into the hands of the Chinese government. The United States did not want to lose too badly in the fight for the cause and effect calculation program, so it started another one. The idea of the causal calculation program Xiaoyin failed to succeed. Afterwards, they did not admit that they were the ones who did it. They claimed that those who led the way were otakus who coveted the super-realistic female robot invented by Dr. Yu, so they took the risk."
"Take it!" Zhuang Ni threw it to me roughly. After I caught it with both hands, I picked it up and looked at it. My heart was suddenly full of doubts.
I subconsciously looked at the new dress Zhuang Ni put on.
"Eh? This looks like an enlarged version of a smart watch! It's so big - it can be said to be a 'smart wristband'! Other people's smart devices are getting smaller and thinner. Why is my smart device so big? It’s getting bigger and bigger!”
"Eh? Why wasn't what I just said translated into English?" I wondered for a while, and finally realized that Dr. Yu did not only know English. The smart wristband can scan the other person's appearance and compare it with the built-in database to determine Do you need to use the Chinese-English translation function
"Hey, Dr. Yu, can you speak English to me?"
At this time, Dr. Yu came over with my food. When he saw Zhuang Ni in the room, he was a little stunned. Zhuang Ni turned around and left the room without saying hello to Dr. Yu.
"Xiao Yin deleted the photos on Christmas night," Zhuang Ni raised her eyes slightly, "because 004 and 005 hired some guides to attack the principal's building of Qingzi High School and kidnap Xiao Yin. In case those photos were deleted, fortunately Amy’s bodyguards played a role and Xiao Yin was not kidnapped in the end.”
Zhuang Ni immediately looked like "Are you an idiot?"
"Yes! In the last reincarnation dream, I raped you and then killed you a hundred and a thousand times before the dream finally collapsed!"
"I will kill you after I find the squad leader and Xiaoqin."
"What did she tell you?" Dr. Yu asked curiously after Zhuang Ni left.
While I was testing the smart wristband, an American soldier in his thirties or forties walked into the infirmary (I'm not good at judging the age of Europeans and Americans). He first nodded to me, and then spoke to me in English. The doctor muttered something.
If I speak out what's in my heart, Zhuang Ni might not be able to hold back her anger and kill me right here, right
I could only speak vaguely: "According to my experience, killing people helps to escape from dreams..."
In addition to being more stylish when worn, the "smart wristband" looks like part of a spaceman's battle suit. Its local computing power is stronger than that of a smart watch (after all, it is much larger in size). With smart contact lenses, it can do "Quasi real-time translation" translates the English I don't understand into Chinese subtitles and displays them at the bottom of the screen, just like I'm watching an English movie with subtitles.
The original agreement between Xiao Yin and Zhuang Ni was that Zhuang Ni's nude photos would be deleted on the day the Black Holy Infant was defeated. Now, although the Black Holy Infant still has many clones left, they should be clinging to life and have only been rampant for a while. .
I ate the US submarine pig food as quickly as possible, washed my hands and face, put on the single contact lens equipped in the smart wristband in front of the mirror in the infirmary, and then turned around to face Yu PhD.
"Because you are a waste of English, and now you are hanging out with the Americans on the whole ship. Xiaoyin is worried that you will not understand the language and will not be able to find the toilet and be suffocated to death, so she gave you this extra thing. .”
I was very excited and replied to Dr. Yu without thinking: "Do you still regard transforming all mankind as your goal? I think your goal has become to create shot robots, right?"
"No need to pay compensation," Zhuang Ni snorted coldly, "When the time comes, I will chop off your hand first, and then slowly kill you."
The smart contact lens immediately translated the following paragraph in English in the form of subtitles: "Life is short. Only robots are the future!"
"This is very useful!" I put the smart wristband on my left arm and waved it. It was much lighter than I thought. It is worthy of a Saiyan battle suit... No, it is worthy of a high-tech product.
Zhuang Ni walked into the infirmary with a utility knife in her hand. Her movements were as stiff as a robot, and her words were completely emotionless.
In short, the leading party members were deceived by their beautiful fathers and can only admit that they are unlucky. This matter has nothing to do with you in the first place.
"Huh, I was worried that she came here to kill you! You know, the chief engineer almost had his fingers cut off just trying to shake hands with her. You just touched many places on her body..."
Sitting on the medical chair, I didn't have much energy to stand up because of my hangover and hunger.
"This is a big help!" I was overjoyed. "Otherwise, I would be surrounded by US troops during this period. I don't know what they say, and they don't know what I say. It would be a bit depressing! Xiao Yin is so considerate... By the way, has she deleted your nude photos from the server?"
"I didn't say anything..." I plucked at the mashed potatoes on the tray, feeling very dissatisfied that the US military submarines only provided such things.
"It's a pity that I rely on it to understand the English of the ghost guys, but they can't understand my Chinese, so we still can't communicate!"
"She wants to keep me temporarily and kill me after she finds the squad leader and Xiaoqin." I said truthfully, "I don't have time to think about how to escape in the future. Anyway, let's find the squad leader and Xiaoqin first."
If I had known that 004 and 005 were so worthless, I wouldn't have been so enthusiastic about helping them frame Ai Shuqiao. However, if I think about it carefully, if I don't help the US military control Ai Shuqiao, I can't force her to reveal the information about the missing plane.
Because Ai Shuqiao required that she meet me before she could reveal the plane's route, so in order to find the squad leader, couldn't I do it without me? It's not surprising that Zhuang Ni chose this way, but she didn't say "find the monitor", but "find the monitor and Xiaoqin", which shows that after the relationship between her and Xiaoqin has improved day by day, Xiaoqin's life is no longer insignificant to her. .
Dr. Yu's face turned red and he said sarcastically: "It's true that I am chasing Chen Yingran, but my purpose is just to let her do housework naked for me! No one can change my goal of creating biochemically modified humans!"
"Do you want to try the real-time translation function of the smart wristband?" Dr. Yu smiled, "I participated in the development of this thing. I really miss it - Lifeisshort.Onlytherobotisthefuture!"
After listening to Zhuang Ni’s explanation, I found out that before Zhuang Ni boarded the ship, Xiao Yin considered that my smart watch was destroyed by electromagnetic pulse, and a new smart watch was in danger of being invaded by the Black Holy Infant, so she went to find This original prototype "smart wristband" was produced as a replacement.
Just in time! Chinese subtitles were immediately displayed below the smart contact lens - "Doctor, can you help me tell Ye Lin that after this matter is resolved, let him ask Miss Emily for an autograph for me? It's best to bring it with you Hickey…”
I was sitting on the medical chair waiting for food. Unexpectedly, Zhuang Ni suddenly left and returned, holding a strange dark black object in her hand.
What the hell! Americans, you are too shameless! It's just a matter of taking advantage of the idiots who lead the way. It's just a matter of not admitting that it was related to him afterwards. He actually slandered those who led the way as otakus with perverted sexual desires! Apologize to the party leading the way! Apologize to the dead otaku!
The way of thinking is really different from ordinary people! If I had molested Gong Caicai like that, Gong Caicai would definitely cry and say "I can never marry again", but Zhuang Ni cares more about her clothes... probably because she never thought about marrying any man.
In fact, the US military on the submarine had no time to pay attention to Zhuang Ni's high heels. It is said that when the chief engineer first met Zhuang Ni, he wanted to shake hands with Zhuang Ni out of habit. As a result, his thumb was almost cut off by Zhuang Ni's utility knife. Apart from being very old now, Except for the eldest female medical officer, all the male crew members knew how powerful Zhuang Ni was, and no one dared to risk their thumbs.
Zhuang Ni said with a malicious tone.
"I can understand that you think you are trapped in a reincarnation dream," Zhuang Ni's tone fluctuated, "But why is your first reaction to kill me? Do you think killing me will help you escape from the reincarnation dream?"
After leaving this execution declaration, Zhuang Ni turned and left the infirmary, the sound of high heels echoing in the submarine corridor.
"I changed my underwear too... No, I'm really sorry for tearing your clothes. I will compensate you in the future."
I was very puzzled: "Ah? Why did 004 and 005 hire people to kidnap Xiao Yin?"
I go! Are you the lolicon first mate that Dr. Yu mentioned? Not only do you want Amy's autograph, but you also want a hickey next to it? Beautiful thought! If you don't perform well, we won't even give you a normal autograph!
"Language translation is two-way." Zhuang Ni explained to me with her last bit of patience, "When you try to communicate with someone who doesn't understand Chinese, the smart wristband will translate your Chinese into English so that you can find the toilet. ”
Zhuang Ni's voice became even colder: "Would it help to tear my clothes off? That's my favorite outfit! Now I only have this black dress to replace it with!"
"Zhuang Ni, I'm really sorry for what happened just now... I thought I was hypnotized by the Black Holy Infant and entered another reincarnation dream..."