The first person to unify the earth, the person worshiped by more than half of the people on the earth, what else is he but a god
"Ha, this kind of love really touches me..." Ai Shuqiao glanced in my direction for some reason, and then turned her eyes back to Jimmy who was kneeling on the ground.
The nightmarish scene gradually became reality, and one after another American soldiers began to gather towards the cell. Their eyes were shining with the fire of love, and Ai Shuqiao became the only light that illuminated their souls.
Perhaps because there were relatively familiar colleagues in the two teams, the other side did not expect that the situation would develop so relentlessly, resulting in a one-second delay in firing.
Of course, women should not react to the female pheromones emitted by Ai Shuqiao, and about half of the people on the earth will not become Ai Shuqiao's captives.
What control! Looking at the state of these people, they are clearly idiots in love!
"Have you seen my two pearl earrings? They are indeed genuine natural pearls, but they are the kind of pearls with particularly excellent adsorption capacity. I wear them every day, and a high concentration of pearls naturally accumulates inside them. Pheromones. Just grind off some pearl powder and dissolve it in the ink, and the letter written in ink becomes a prop for delivering pheromones."
Ai Shuqiao shook her head, "It should be said that it is my 'high concentration of pheromones'."
"But little Jimmy, you have let me down once, and I can no longer trust you. Nonetheless, considering your loyalty, I still give you the opportunity to sacrifice for me."
"Let me stand in front! I'm big and can help Ms. Ai Shuqiao block the bullet!"
When two soldiers were escorting a prisoner by, they stopped at the same time, forgetting their disputes, and knelt down in front of Ai Shuqiao like humble believers worshiping God. The bearded prisoner also leaked cried excited tears.
As Ai Shuqiao spoke, she playfully patted General Muller on the chest. General Muller immediately puffed up his chest in a show of enthusiasm to show that his sword was ageless and no worse than young people.
General Mueller cursed and began to direct everyone to line up in two lines and escort Ai Shuqiao outside the prison.
"No! Don't drive me away!" Jimmy, who was just a big boy, cried like a baby. He knelt down to Ai Shuqiao in a hopeless manner, "Let me stay by your side! No matter what you ask me to do, it will be fine." ! Let me fight for you, let me sacrifice for you! I can't live without you!"
As soon as Ai Shuqiao's team arrived outdoors, a black officer led more than 20 subordinates to stop them on the opposite side. The black officer with a thick lower lip sternly ordered: "Everyone put down their weapons and raise their hands on their heads..."
"Please take a look at me!" an American soldier with a somewhat poetic temperament murmured, "As long as you take a look at me, I will have no regrets in this life!"
Ai Shuqiao said something casually in English, but just one sentence caused huge waves among the American soldiers.
And if you think about it more deeply, love potions can spread through water vapor. Even with the technical level of the US military, no abnormalities in coastal vapor have been discovered. Now Klinger may have put a large amount of love potions into the Pacific Ocean, so as the earth With the water cycle, hasn’t the love potion been spread all over the world
The love goddesses described in fantasy works are only of this level at best, right
I finally understood what Klinger meant when he said, "Ai Shuqiao wants to be a god."
"Keep pushing!" General Mueller shouted, "Anyone who stands in the way will die!"
Damn it, this is the rhythm of "The whole prison falls in love with me"! Most people have seen you from a distance, right? You have two hours of free time every day because of your good confession attitude. The relatively thin pheromones have made many soldiers admire you, right? After this last shot at the vent, they will all become slaves to you like General Mueller!
"Yes!" Jimmy responded with the quickness of a soldier, "Those vents were supposed to release calming aerosols in emergencies to prevent prisoners from rioting, and they extend in all directions to cover the entire base!"
But Ai Shuqiao is different, she can make any man who is close to her fall in love with her! And that is unforgettable and unchangeable love! These people are really willing to become her subjects, put themselves in an extremely small position, do not expect to be exclusive, and do not mind sharing with others, but with just one look or word from Ai Shuqiao, they can go through fire and water for them!
Damn it, are there only gays left in Guantánamo Prison who will resist Ai Shuqiao, and Ai Shuqiao's "prison escape" is about to turn into a massacre against gays
They paid with their lives for that second.
A tall and thin American soldier chased him from behind. Although the corridor was filled with love potion vapor and pheromones, judging from his expression, he was not affected in any way.
Jimmy stood up from the team and answered cautiously: "I, I definitely did that! I didn't dare to deceive Ms. Ai Shuqiao! But... but I spilled a little ink on the way... only a little!"
"Useless guy!" Ai Shuqiao immediately changed her face towards Jimmy, "You are a useless person who has no right to love me! Let's go!"
Ai Shuqiao said very scary words in a soothing, even poetic tone:
The "goddess" commonly known as "goddess" in today's society is actually chased by at most a dozen people. Not all of these dozen people are chasing her wholeheartedly. Maybe even the lowest-ranked "spare tire" is doing it at the same time. A spare tire for several "goddesses".
"Get out of here! It's up to me to take the bullet!"
Sharp gunshots suddenly rang out. The soldiers, who were dazzled by love, would never allow anyone to speak ill of Ai Shuqiao. At least two soldiers fired at the unfortunate ghost.
She continued to explain very proudly:
If 90% of national leaders fall in love with Ai Shuqiao, then even if there are women who have no feelings for Ai Shuqiao, they can only accept the fact that she becomes the king of the earth!
Before he finished the second sentence, there was a bullet hole in the middle of his forehead, and the subsequent submachine gun fire turned him into a hornet's nest.
A drop of blood splashed on my face, and I had a deeper understanding of what Ai Shuqiao's army could do and what it dared to do.
"Mueller! Your mental state has been assessed as abnormal. From now on, I will take over the command of the base!"
"Bang!" "Bang!"
"This guy must be a homosexual." Ai Shuqiao was not worried that shooting would cause an alarm. She always smiled, "Homosexuals are really troublesome to me... It doesn't matter if they are lesbians. .”
I was guarded by three soldiers and had to follow Ai Shuqiao five steps behind. At this time, Ai Shuqiao turned to me and said:
The more I thought about it, the more horrified I felt. I planned to sneak behind the crowd while more soldiers gathered, but Ai Shuqiao named three soldiers to keep an eye on me, and three MP5 guns were pointed at me at the same time. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you can't escape.
With excitement, the soldiers lined up hurriedly, guarding Ai Shuqiao in an absolutely safe position in the middle like stars holding the moon.
"I gave the unused ink to Jimmy to take back and put it under the main vent. So the question is—in Guantánamo Prison, where the humidity is as high as 90% and ventilation fans are indispensable, how many rooms have no vents? Whether they are soldiers or prisoners, how many men are still not exposed to my pheromones?"
"Kill all the fagots!" Someone in the team shouted such a slogan. When I looked carefully, I found that the person shouting was actually Dr. Yu.
The soldier at the end of the team ignored him. He stood there and looked at it for a while, and finally shouted angrily:
"Where are you going with this woman? She is a prisoner with a threat level ten! How can you let her out so casually..."
What the hell! You rule the world without spending a single soldier!
"Does that bottle of ink contain your pheromones?" I asked in a trembling voice.
Napoleon didn't accomplish the great task of unifying the earth, Hitler didn't accomplish it, but I'm about to accomplish it!
There was a small dispute at the front of the team, but Ai Shuqiao just glanced at it. The two parties in the dispute had red faces, stopped in shame, and stood side by side.
In just ten minutes, more than two platoons of troops gathered around Ai Shuqiao, and the number continued to increase.
What would happen if these male leaders fell in love with Ai Shuqiao at the same time
"General Mueller has actually met me from a distance, and the photo I posted on the application was just in case."
"Ye Lin, I remember that Shusha suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, right? According to Klinger's research, the physiological and chemical reactions in the bodies of men and women in love are exactly the same as those of patients with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. It can be seen that love is a chemical reaction with no mystery at all. When you 'love' someone, you have to do things for them like someone with OCD."
"What a good boy." Ai Shuqiao touched Jimmy's dark brown curls, and the American soldier immediately showed a moved expression, "You did open the cap of the ink bottle and put it in the main pipe. Next to the ventilation fan?"
After Dr. Yu shouted the slogan again in English, he quickly received responses from many people.
"Kill all the fagots! Fight for Ms. Ai Shuqiao!" "Death to the fagots!!"
"To prove your love for me, die in front of me."
Ai Shuqiao frowned slightly in displeasure, "Why, the probability of homosexuality in the US military is so high? Jimmy, did you really put the ink bottle in the ventilation duct?"
Controlled by the love potion, Ai Shuqiao's troops were cold-blooded and killed their colleagues without hesitation. The two strong men standing at the front of their own team were shot several times. One of them could not fall down, and the other When Ming Zai fell down and died, there was still a smile without regrets on his lips, as if his soul would be immortalized under Ai Shuqiao's gaze.
However, although "equality between men and women" has now become a consensus, if you carefully observe the leaders of various countries, you will find that today's world is still a male-dominated society.
"Disperse the team! You wastes who only exhale carbon dioxide!"
"Where are you going? Why are you lined up in two lines in the hallway?"
"It's so depressing in the cell. I plan to go out and get some fresh air."