"Huh, are you pretending to be dead to avoid work? Don't think you can fool me with this little trick! If you don't come up, I'll go down to find you!"
Being touched by the man she hated the most, Zhuang Ni still closed her eyes tightly, her acting skills were really good.
There are 7 billion people in the world. To be conservative, at least 3 billion people are heterosexual men, right? It seems that if no one stops her, Ai Shuqiao will soon star in Super Mario Sue's female-oriented novel "3 Billion People Fall in Love with Me".
Suddenly I remembered that Zhuang Ni didn’t seem to have eaten at night because she was ordered to feed me. She felt extremely unhappy and described the curry rice as shit, so she didn’t eat any.
The love potion will make the victim put Ai Shuqiao's interests first. Even if it just wakes her up in the middle of the night, most "Ainu" would rather die than do it.
I reached out and held Zhuani's ankle.
She actually didn't even tremble.
To be honest, I'm really tired.
For Zhuang Ni, who has become an "Ainu", I used fallacies to try to get her to have close contact with me, and then test whether my pheromones could resist the love potion. Unexpectedly, after a brief psychological struggle, Zhuang Ni - "Pfft !”
From a biochemical point of view, pheromones are indeed at work! It seems that there is some truth in the ancient Chinese requirement that "lone men and widows should not live together in the same room".
"Master is wise! After all, it is easy to be bitten off by Zhuang Ni..."
Although I think on the bright side, Klinger is on the Legacy 650 plane like them. When Ai Shuqiao goes to meet Klinger, that may be the time when I see them again.
"Hey, don't think that I will let you go if you die!" I stood on the edge of the blanket and kicked Zhuang Ni's calf with my feet wearing sports socks, but she still didn't respond. "If you don't move, I will take advantage of you." The heat is coming!"
Soft, fragrant pillows are really one of the great pleasures of life, but there is still a shadow in my heart, not only because of Ai Shuqiao's evil plan to "conquer the world with love", but also because until now I still don't know the relationship between the squad leader and the little girl. Traces of celery.
If pheromones don't work and my blood needs to be used to save people, then I will be in a lot of trouble.
Suddenly, I lifted up Zhuang Ni's skirt. Even in the dark, the snow-white skin and sexy underwear that did not fit the status of a student could not help but be deeply imprinted in my mind.
"When touching a girl who is unconscious, don't move too much." - "City Hunter" "In order to save the world, ghosts and beasts are also allowed." - "City Hunter" "Those who are having sex ten miles away will be sick. Those who have sex will die." - "City Hunter" "Xiaoping is a good comrade." - "City Hunter" "I can't even buy half-price potato chips. It's all your fault for not subscribing to the original version!" - "City Hunter" In short , in short, "City Hunter" took all the blame for me, legitimized, purified, and epic my behavior of holding Zhuang Ni, and I fell asleep with peace of mind.
If the pheromones have no effect, I will try other methods. However, if I pour things into Zhuang Ni's mouth while she is unconscious, it may trigger a strong rebound in her. Even if she cracks the love potion, I guess she will not follow her again. I cooperate.
If Eunuch Cao were present, he would definitely suggest: "Master, if you have an advantage, don't take advantage of it! Your mission is to save the world. In order to save the world, no matter how you treat Zhuang Ni, it's not too much, right? Just don't use pheromones, just use it Some kind of nutrient-rich living DNA..."
Some people may be surprised that I am so familiar with "City Hunter". After all, it is a comic from the same era as "Dragon Ball", and its popularity is far less than that of "Dragon Ball". I rarely quoted words from "City Hunter" before. Why today? But it’s like a massive blowout? The big secret hidden in it is - in fact, those words were all made up by me!
Fuck men and lesbians all over the planet! That will make the love potion fail! Come on! Let’s start with Zhuang Ni! Let’s record the task completion as 1/3000000000!
Because Zhuang Ni is not allowed to wear stockings, and they must be black stockings, so when I kicked them just now, I felt the smooth and soft touch from the stockings on the outside of the girl's calves, so I turned my face Some fever.
In fact, it is appropriate to describe some of Amy's fans as "Ainu", because no matter how much Amy ignores or insults these lolita fans, they will be happy to do so. If Amy steps on their faces with her shoes, they will You might even pass out from happiness.
What's more, none of the above methods will work. I have to have sex with the Ainu to make them repent. Then my journey will be long and arduous.
Throw pillows give me peace of mind, and right now I need peace of mind.
Yes, I did not control my hands and touched that barren forbidden land, but you can't blame me. It was said in "City Hunter": "When young men and women hug each other, men will naturally want to touch Women’s breasts.”
Especially after what happened with Shu Zhe, when I hugged Zhuang Ni, it felt like "proving". I wanted to prove that I was not a gay like Pentheus.
"Zhuang Ni, you are very hardworking! If you continue to pretend to be dead, I will lift your skirt!"
If I could save the world with pheromones, all I would have to do is make a lot of sweaty, stinky socks, stuff them into an "Ainu"'s mouth when I see them, and then wake up a lost soul.
"City Hunter" said: "Every man who comes back from the war needs a woman." A certain part of my heart is indeed longing for the comfort of women.
I sat up on the bed while threatening, making preparations to get off the ground, but Zhuang Ni was still lying motionless on the blanket. I squinted my eyes carefully in the dark and saw a trace of blood hanging from the corner of her mouth, and her face was pale. , pretending to be dead is quite similar.
While I was threatening like this, I really grabbed the hem of Zhuang Ni's skirt and turned it up. I paused deliberately when I turned the skirt to the edge of exposure, but Zhuang Ni didn't react yet.
I didn't take any further action. As I said before, I was tired today.
Research party members, please stop checking out "City Hunter". I should have said sorry for wasting your time, but then I thought about it - since you have time to be a research party, time should not be precious to you at all, right
I pulled Zhuang Ni's skirt back to its original position - it would be so boring not to resist!
Ignoring other things, today's bloody massacre in Guantanamo prison has already made me extremely tired.
Black stockings wrapped her tender thighs, and in the deep shadow of the dress, there was a certain ambiguous, even coquettish aura.
What happened? He hadn't used his own pheromones to influence Zhuang Ni, but was he affected by Zhuang Ni's pheromones first
However, the love potion was designed with Ai Shuqiao as the target sample, which led to Ai Shuqiao soon surpassing Amy's "heartthrob" and becoming "a millionaire fan."
Hopefully after a night of being held like this, my pheromones would have some effect on Zhuangni without having to use the rest of my fluid reserves.
Reacting to women proves that I am still a member of the heterosexual community. As far as I know, Pentheus has no response to women. Pure gays are so willful.
After going through so many things today, and punching her abdomen hard to induce vomiting blood, it seems that Zhuang Ni made a lie come true and really made herself faint!
Zhuang Ni loosely clenched her right hand into a fist, letting her index and middle fingers protrude slightly, and then suddenly struck her abdomen hard!
"Are you braver than anyone else? Do you think I will always be so soft-hearted?"
By the way, "Ai Nu" is a new word I coined a second ago. I think all love captives who fall at Ai Shuqiao's feet should have a concise and concise name. It just so happens that "Ai" and "爱" have the same pronunciation, so It is most suitable to use "Ainu".
Speaking of which, Zhuang Ni's body was thin, so it was easy to hold her in his arms without feeling that her arms were sore and numb. Apart from her long hair that always makes me want to sneeze, and her flat breasts that I can't take advantage of, she doesn't have any major flaws.
There is a passage in "City Hunter" that I remember deeply, that is, "men and women will naturally attract each other when they live together."
The second reason for sleeping with Zhuang Ni is, of course, to expose her to as much of my pheromones as possible, so as to test whether the love potion can be cracked.
After holding Zhuang Ni for 5 or 6 seconds, my penis became erect. If Zhuang Ni was awake now, she would be annoyed to find something pressing against her butt.
With nephrite in my arms, I fell into a deep dream. In my dream, I recalled how I separated from Xiaoqin and the monitor...
Very naturally, I lay next to Zhuang Ni (the blanket spread on the floor was quite large), then pressed close to her body and hugged her from behind.
I smiled bitterly and shook the wretched image of Eunuch Cao out of my mind, and continued to hug Zhuang Ni like a pillow.
Even when I was OXing Shu Zhe, I imagined Shu Zhe as the squad leader and was able to successfully erect the launcher. It was not very unfair for me to be scolded by the squad leader for "just wanting to do that kind of thing with her."
If even blood is not enough and ten drops of blood are needed to exchange for one drop of something, I will be in bad luck and will be turned into medicine dregs in minutes (don’t imagine the scene of me using my sperm to save someone for the time being, that picture is too beautiful) I can not see).
After letting out a very painful cry, Zhuang Ni fell down on the blanket with her head tilted and seemed to have lost consciousness. Naturally, she no longer had to obey my order for her to go to bed and sleep with me.
Vomiting blood! Because Zhuang Ni's gastroduodenal ulcer has not healed for many years, she developed a terrifying technique of hitting a certain acupuncture point hard to spit out blood. It is a very effective way to scare people!
I don’t know how deep the submarine has sunk into the sea, but I feel a little cold in my thin clothes.
"Still not moving...Did Zhuang Ni really faint?"