The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
Ever since I determined to defeat the Bully and take back Optimus Prime, I have had the habit of getting up early in order to exercise. Who would have thought that one day the Bully would be held in my arms
When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and her expression became rather awkward.
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
Twelve well-trained team members surrounded us in an instant. They spoke to each other in English that I couldn't understand (I no longer have smart wristbands), and made a few dry laughs from time to time.
Xiaoqin and I hugged each other and stayed in bed while the squad leader was working, which gave me the illusion that the squad leader was a hotel waiter. This felt very bad, so I got up from the straw mat.
Xiaoqin and I hugged each other and stayed in bed while the squad leader was working, which gave me the illusion that the squad leader was a hotel waiter. This felt very bad, so I got up from the straw mat.
"It's Mr. Ke." Xiao Qin said lightly.
The monitor next to me smiled wryly, waved his hands and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating and there was no garlic growing on the island.
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
"Xiaoqin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish to? Why did you vaguely say what was in it last night?" limit'?"
In other words, the "restriction" in your wish is that you will die if you leave this island! My heart suddenly sank, and I couldn't help but think of the prophecy that I had written to me earlier: The person you love most will die...
"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all! The US military's aircraft carrier cannot be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't need to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
Xiaoqin was awakened immediately. She rubbed her sleepy eyes in a panic and said anxiously: "Alin, where are you going? Don't leave me behind again!"
"Alin really likes to get to the bottom of things!" Xiaoqin sighed and explained honestly, "I think that for the evil god to fulfill his wish, there must be sacrifices, so I knelt down on a rock facing the sea and asked Mr. Ke if he could sacrifice the squad leader... "
"Don't worry, I won't leave you behind." I picked up the coat that I used as a quilt cover and was about to put it on, but something suddenly occurred to me, so I turned around and asked the monitor:
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
"Don't worry, I won't leave you behind." I picked up the coat that I used as a quilt cover and was about to put it on, but something suddenly occurred to me, so I turned around and asked the monitor:
"Are you a vampire when you are the monitor?"
"It's Mr. Ke." Xiao Qin said lightly.
Twelve well-trained team members surrounded us in an instant. They spoke to each other in English that I couldn't understand (I no longer have smart wristbands), and made a few dry laughs from time to time.
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
Facts have proved that the squad leader and I were too optimistic. When the first American soldier wearing camouflage uniforms and armed with a gun appeared in front of us, I didn't feel anything wrong. But when the second, third, and even the entire squad of 12 people After it all appeared, I found a big problem in it.
"No need," the squad leader replied after arranging a stone for drying fish in the north-south direction. "There are no useful scissors here. If you accidentally damage your clothes, it will be more of a loss than the gain, and the rescuers may not be back today." , keeping your coat intact, and you can continue to use it as a quilt at night.”
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
"I... I finally met Alin again..."
"I don't believe it!" Xiaoqin put the porridge bowl on the stone table (she really cherished the precious porcelain bowl), "Go to the beach, take off your underwear and let me check! Because my mother also checked me when she was suspicious. , so I know the general method..."
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
Xiaoqin and I hugged each other and stayed in bed while the squad leader was working, which gave me the illusion that the squad leader was a hotel waiter. This felt very bad, so I got up from the straw mat.
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
"No need," the squad leader replied after arranging a stone for drying fish in the north-south direction. "There are no useful scissors here. If you accidentally damage your clothes, it will be more of a loss than the gain, and the rescuers may not be back today." , keeping your coat intact, and you can continue to use it as a quilt at night.”
"Xiaoqin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish to? Why did you vaguely say what was in it last night?" limit'?"
After spending a long time, do you want to cultivate my descendants into the evil god family? Or do you plan to carry out "replacement" bit by bit, and finally force some unrelated people to stay on the island to replace us? Cthulhu is so easy to fool!
"Don't worry, I won't leave you behind." I picked up the coat that I used as a quilt cover and was about to put it on, but something suddenly occurred to me, so I turned around and asked the monitor:
Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, was immediately shocked: "What? You have already tasted the squad leader's first night!? Last night when I was asleep, the two of you actually... It's too much! No wonder the squad leader was full of energy after getting up this morning. Ah Lin looks so sluggish—it’s monitor, you must have sucked up the essence of Ah Lin’s red dragon!”
"I don't believe it!" Xiaoqin put the porridge bowl on the stone table (she really cherished the precious porcelain bowl), "Go to the beach, take off your underwear and let me check! Because my mother also checked me when she was suspicious. , so I know the general method..."
"I also think it's inappropriate to make a wish to the evil god," the monitor interrupted, "but Xiaoqin doesn't listen to me."
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
"It's Mr. Ke." Xiao Qin said lightly.
"Oh, Ah Lin is so forgetful!" Xiao Qin knocked her little head, "Isn't it Cthulhu! I checked the relevant information when I was drawing "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", and I think this evil god is pretty good. It’s awesome, so I made a wish to him!”
The monitor and I both had dark expressions on our faces.
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
While chewing the dried salted fish, I praised inarticulately: "Squad leader, you are so capable. Ever since I tasted your cooking skills..."
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
In other words, the "restriction" in your wish is that you will die if you leave this island! My heart suddenly sank, and I couldn't help but think of the prophecy that I had written to me earlier: The person you love most will die...
"Why does he still give you candy when you break the agreement! Is Cthulhu a bitch!"
Ever since I determined to defeat the Bully and take back Optimus Prime, I have had the habit of getting up early in order to exercise. Who would have thought that one day the Bully would be held in my arms
Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, was immediately shocked: "What? You have already tasted the squad leader's first night!? Last night when I was asleep, the two of you actually... It's too much! No wonder the squad leader was full of energy after getting up this morning. Ah Lin looks so sluggish—it’s monitor, you must have sucked up the essence of Ah Lin’s red dragon!”
"Why does he still give you candy when you break the agreement! Is Cthulhu a bitch!"
"But, but," Xiaoqin hesitated, "I was kneeling on the rock and just finished explaining the new conditions when an abnormal wave suddenly hit the rock and made me wet all over. This meant that Mr. Ming Ke responded. My call! Even if the American aircraft carrier rescued Ah Lin, it had nothing to do with President Ke. Ah Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the sea, and happened to swim to Angel Island. So many lucks and coincidences, aren't they all thanks to President Ke's blessing? ?"
Xiaoqin and I hugged each other and stayed in bed while the squad leader was working, which gave me the illusion that the squad leader was a hotel waiter. This felt very bad, so I got up from the straw mat.
These are indeed American troops, but their expressions have a strange same characteristic, they are completely in the excitement of falling in love!
There was a bad guy in my mind who suggested, "Let's check with Xiaoqin!", but I finally kicked him away with a roundhouse kick, changed the topic and asked Xiaoqin:
"I don't believe it!" Xiaoqin put the porridge bowl on the stone table (she really cherished the precious porcelain bowl), "Go to the beach, take off your underwear and let me check! Because my mother also checked me when she was suspicious. , so I know the general method..."
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
"I'm talking about cooking skills! Cooking skills!" I said angrily, "And what kind of weird thing is red dragon essence!"
Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, was immediately shocked: "What? You have already tasted the squad leader's first night!? Last night when I was asleep, the two of you actually... It's too much! No wonder the squad leader was full of energy after getting up this morning. Ah Lin looks so sluggish—it’s monitor, you must have sucked up the essence of Ah Lin’s red dragon!”
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all! The US military's aircraft carrier cannot be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't need to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"
"Is it really the evil god? You made a wish to the evil god. This is a very bad flag!"
"But, but," Xiaoqin hesitated, "I was kneeling on the rock and just finished explaining the new conditions when an abnormal wave suddenly hit the rock and made me wet all over. This meant that Mr. Ming Ke responded. My call! Even if the American aircraft carrier rescued Ah Lin, it had nothing to do with President Ke. Ah Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the sea, and happened to swim to Angel Island. So many lucks and coincidences, aren't they all thanks to President Ke's blessing? ?"
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
The monitor next to me smiled wryly, waved his hands and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating and there was no garlic growing on the island.
"Don't worry, I won't leave you behind." I picked up the coat that I used as a quilt cover and was about to put it on, but something suddenly occurred to me, so I turned around and asked the monitor:
"Are you a vampire when you are the monitor?"
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
This "can do" is not the other "can do"! Although I have never thought about having sex with the monitor, but at least we were innocent last night! We were discussing very serious matters last night!
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, was immediately shocked: "What? You have already tasted the squad leader's first night!? Last night when I was asleep, the two of you actually... It's too much! No wonder the squad leader was full of energy after getting up this morning. Ah Lin looks so sluggish—it’s monitor, you must have sucked up the essence of Ah Lin’s red dragon!”
Xiao Qin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear next to her, just in case something changed.
Xiaoqin's speaking skills were better than the monitor's. She had obviously understood the warnings, but she still did not let go of the spear in her hand, trembling with anger.
"I... I finally met Alin again..."
The monitor and I both had dark expressions on our faces.
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
After the monitor talked to me last night, his mood has not been very high. Xiaoqin's so-called "energetic" is just because the monitor got up early to work.
"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all! The US military's aircraft carrier cannot be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't need to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"
The monitor's face turned red and he did not continue.
"He told us not to move, otherwise we will shoot." The squad leader was afraid that I would be impulsive, so he quickly translated to me.
"Xiaoqin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish to? Why did you vaguely say what was in it last night?" limit'?"
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all! The US military's aircraft carrier cannot be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't need to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"
I shook my head to get rid of this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magician a few years ago. After he understood the "Secret of the Buddha's Silence", I should only take it seriously if he makes any predictions again.
The monitor's face turned red and he did not continue.
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
Xiao Qin curled her lips and said: "God even had his own son crucified on a cross, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even defeat a monkey. Just think of classmate Ye Lin, the two of them can't do it..."
"I'm talking about cooking skills! Cooking skills!" I said angrily, "And what kind of weird thing is red dragon essence!"
Xiaoqin continued as if nothing was wrong: "But a wave came over and the sea water didn't splash on me. I thought it was because Mr. Ke didn't agree to my promise, so he threw away the prepared garlic and the wooden stake for the heart. Already…”
While chewing the dried salted fish, I praised inarticulately: "Squad leader, you are so capable. Ever since I tasted your cooking skills..."
"Who is it?" I said, "God or the Jade Emperor?"
"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and whoever offends him will not end well!"
"I don't believe it!" Xiaoqin put the porridge bowl on the stone table (she really cherished the precious porcelain bowl), "Go to the beach, take off your underwear and let me check! Because my mother also checked me when she was suspicious. , so I know the general method..."
"Why does he still give you candy when you break the agreement! Is Cthulhu a bitch!"
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
Xiao Qin curled her lips and said: "God even had his own son crucified on a cross, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even defeat a monkey. Just think of classmate Ye Lin, the two of them can't do it..."
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
"Who is it?" I said, "God or the Jade Emperor?"
These are indeed American troops, but their expressions have a strange same characteristic, they are completely in the excitement of falling in love!
The monitor was extremely embarrassed. Due to the difference in arm strength between her and Xiaoqin, if she couldn't convince Xiaoqin, she might really do something shameful, so she had no choice but to look at me for help.
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
In other words, the "restriction" in your wish is that you will die if you leave this island! My heart suddenly sank, and I couldn't help but think of the prophecy that I had written to me earlier: The person you love most will die...
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
There was a bad guy in my mind who suggested, "Let's check with Xiaoqin!", but I finally kicked him away with a roundhouse kick, changed the topic and asked Xiaoqin:
While chewing the dried salted fish, I praised inarticulately: "Squad leader, you are so capable. Ever since I tasted your cooking skills..."
Xiaoqin's speaking skills were better than the monitor's. She had obviously understood the warnings, but she still did not let go of the spear in her hand, trembling with anger.
"Who is it?" I said, "God or the Jade Emperor?"
Xiaoqin continued as if nothing was wrong: "But a wave came over and the sea water didn't splash on me. I thought it was because Mr. Ke didn't agree to my promise, so he threw away the prepared garlic and the wooden stake for the heart. Already…”
The monitor was extremely embarrassed. Due to the difference in arm strength between her and Xiaoqin, if she couldn't convince Xiaoqin, she might really do something shameful, so she had no choice but to look at me for help.
I shook my head to get rid of this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magician a few years ago. After he understood the "Secret of the Buddha's Silence", I should only take it seriously if he makes any predictions again.
"Xiaoqin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish to? Why did you vaguely say what was in it last night?" limit'?"
The monitor was extremely embarrassed. Due to the difference in arm strength between her and Xiaoqin, if she couldn't convince Xiaoqin, she might really do something shameful, so she had no choice but to look at me for help.
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and her expression became rather awkward.
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
"It's not that bad," Xiao Qin said disapprovingly, "Because Cthulhu is the evil god hiding under the sea, and he also has many deep divers under his command, so I think making a wish to him is the best way to save A Lin who fell into the sea. Appropriate! You see, I drew him as a caricature and spread his reputation to the world! He should give me some face..."
Xiao Qin curled her lips and said: "God even had his own son crucified on a cross, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even defeat a monkey. Just think of classmate Ye Lin, the two of them can't do it..."
"Alin really likes to get to the bottom of things!" Xiaoqin sighed and explained honestly, "I think that for the evil god to fulfill his wish, there must be sacrifices, so I knelt down on a rock facing the sea and asked Mr. Ke if he could sacrifice the squad leader... "
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
"Xiao Qin, go on, what does 'restriction' mean?" I became a little more serious.
"Who is it?" I said, "God or the Jade Emperor?"
As she said that, Xiaoqin took my arm and said, "Alin, can you just stay with me on the island~~~~When our children grow up to ten years old, I will pray to Mr. Ke , let the children worship him on the island instead of us, and then we can leave for our honeymoon!"
Xiao Qin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear next to her, just in case something changed.
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
As she said that, Xiaoqin took my arm and said, "Alin, can you just stay with me on the island~~~~When our children grow up to ten years old, I will pray to Mr. Ke , let the children worship him on the island instead of us, and then we can leave for our honeymoon!"
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
Xiao Qin curled her lips and said: "God even had his own son crucified on a cross, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even defeat a monkey. Just think of classmate Ye Lin, the two of them can't do it..."
The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
"Alin really likes to get to the bottom of things!" Xiaoqin sighed and explained honestly, "I think that for the evil god to fulfill his wish, there must be sacrifices, so I knelt down on a rock facing the sea and asked Mr. Ke if he could sacrifice the squad leader... "
"No need," the squad leader replied after arranging a stone for drying fish in the north-south direction. "There are no useful scissors here. If you accidentally damage your clothes, it will be more of a loss than the gain, and the rescuers may not be back today." , keeping your coat intact, and you can continue to use it as a quilt at night.”
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
While chewing the dried salted fish, I praised inarticulately: "Squad leader, you are so capable. Ever since I tasted your cooking skills..."
Xiaoqin was awakened immediately. She rubbed her sleepy eyes in a panic and said anxiously: "Alin, where are you going? Don't leave me behind again!"
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
The monitor and I both had dark expressions on our faces.
The monitor was extremely embarrassed. Due to the difference in arm strength between her and Xiaoqin, if she couldn't convince Xiaoqin, she might really do something shameful, so she had no choice but to look at me for help.
"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and whoever offends him will not end well!"
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
"It's Mr. Ke." Xiao Qin said lightly.
This "can do" is not the other "can do"! Although I have never thought about having sex with the monitor, but at least we were innocent last night! We were discussing very serious matters last night!
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
The monitor's face turned red and he did not continue.
The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
As she said that, Xiaoqin took my arm and said, "Alin, can you just stay with me on the island~~~~When our children grow up to ten years old, I will pray to Mr. Ke , let the children worship him on the island instead of us, and then we can leave for our honeymoon!"
"Oh, Ah Lin is so forgetful!" Xiao Qin knocked her little head, "Isn't it Cthulhu! I checked the relevant information when I was drawing "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", and I think this evil god is pretty good. It’s awesome, so I made a wish to him!”
"Are you a vampire when you are the monitor?"
After the monitor talked to me last night, his mood has not been very high. Xiaoqin's so-called "energetic" is just because the monitor got up early to work.
"Oh, Ah Lin is so forgetful!" Xiao Qin knocked her little head, "Isn't it Cthulhu! I checked the relevant information when I was drawing "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", and I think this evil god is pretty good. It’s awesome, so I made a wish to him!”
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
"Is it really the evil god? You made a wish to the evil god. This is a very bad flag!"
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
"Is it really the evil god? You made a wish to the evil god. This is a very bad flag!"
When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and her expression became rather awkward.
"It's not that bad," Xiao Qin said disapprovingly, "Because Cthulhu is the evil god hiding under the sea, and he also has many deep divers under his command, so I think making a wish to him is the best way to save A Lin who fell into the sea. Appropriate! You see, I drew him as a caricature and spread his reputation to the world! He should give me some face..."
"I... I finally met Alin again..."
"Xiaoqin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish to? Why did you vaguely say what was in it last night?" limit'?"
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
"He told us not to move, otherwise we will shoot." The squad leader was afraid that I would be impulsive, so he quickly translated to me.
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and whoever offends him will not end well!"
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
"But, but," Xiaoqin hesitated, "I was kneeling on the rock and just finished explaining the new conditions when an abnormal wave suddenly hit the rock and made me wet all over. This meant that Mr. Ming Ke responded. My call! Even if the American aircraft carrier rescued Ah Lin, it had nothing to do with President Ke. Ah Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the sea, and happened to swim to Angel Island. So many lucks and coincidences, aren't they all thanks to President Ke's blessing? ?"
"It's not that bad," Xiao Qin said disapprovingly, "Because Cthulhu is the evil god hiding under the sea, and he also has many deep divers under his command, so I think making a wish to him is the best way to save A Lin who fell into the sea. Appropriate! You see, I drew him as a caricature and spread his reputation to the world! He should give me some face..."
"I also think it's inappropriate to make a wish to the evil god," the monitor interrupted, "but Xiaoqin doesn't listen to me."
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
The monitor's face turned red and he did not continue.
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
"Xiaoqin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish to? Why did you vaguely say what was in it last night?" limit'?"
Xiaoqin's speaking skills were better than the monitor's. She had obviously understood the warnings, but she still did not let go of the spear in her hand, trembling with anger.
"Xiao Qin, go on, what does 'restriction' mean?" I became a little more serious.
"Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. You woke up after I talked to Ye Lin last night. If..."
"No need," the squad leader replied after arranging a stone for drying fish in the north-south direction. "There are no useful scissors here. If you accidentally damage your clothes, it will be more of a loss than the gain, and the rescuers may not be back today." , keeping your coat intact, and you can continue to use it as a quilt at night.”
"It's not that bad," Xiao Qin said disapprovingly, "Because Cthulhu is the evil god hiding under the sea, and he also has many deep divers under his command, so I think making a wish to him is the best way to save A Lin who fell into the sea. Appropriate! You see, I drew him as a caricature and spread his reputation to the world! He should give me some face..."
Xiao Qin curled her lips and said: "God even had his own son crucified on a cross, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even defeat a monkey. Just think of classmate Ye Lin, the two of them can't do it..."
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
These are indeed American troops, but their expressions have a strange same characteristic, they are completely in the excitement of falling in love!
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
"Alin really likes to get to the bottom of things!" Xiaoqin sighed and explained honestly, "I think that for the evil god to fulfill his wish, there must be sacrifices, so I knelt down on a rock facing the sea and asked Mr. Ke if he could sacrifice the squad leader... "
"I'm talking about cooking skills! Cooking skills!" I said angrily, "And what kind of weird thing is red dragon essence!"
The monitor's face turned red and he did not continue.
"Alin really likes to get to the bottom of things!" Xiaoqin sighed and explained honestly, "I think that for the evil god to fulfill his wish, there must be sacrifices, so I knelt down on a rock facing the sea and asked Mr. Ke if he could sacrifice the squad leader... "
"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and whoever offends him will not end well!"
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
The monitor and I both had dark expressions on our faces.
After spending a long time, do you want to cultivate my descendants into the evil god family? Or do you plan to carry out "replacement" bit by bit, and finally force some unrelated people to stay on the island to replace us? Cthulhu is so easy to fool!
When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and her expression became rather awkward.
"Is it really the evil god? You made a wish to the evil god. This is a very bad flag!"
I shook my head to get rid of this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magician a few years ago. After he understood the "Secret of the Buddha's Silence", I should only take it seriously if he makes any predictions again.
After spending a long time, do you want to cultivate my descendants into the evil god family? Or do you plan to carry out "replacement" bit by bit, and finally force some unrelated people to stay on the island to replace us? Cthulhu is so easy to fool!
Facts have proved that the squad leader and I were too optimistic. When the first American soldier wearing camouflage uniforms and armed with a gun appeared in front of us, I didn't feel anything wrong. But when the second, third, and even the entire squad of 12 people After it all appeared, I found a big problem in it.
"Oh, Ah Lin is so forgetful!" Xiao Qin knocked her little head, "Isn't it Cthulhu! I checked the relevant information when I was drawing "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", and I think this evil god is pretty good. It’s awesome, so I made a wish to him!”
Xiaoqin continued as if nothing was wrong: "But a wave came over and the sea water didn't splash on me. I thought it was because Mr. Ke didn't agree to my promise, so he threw away the prepared garlic and the wooden stake for the heart. Already…”
"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and whoever offends him will not end well!"
While chewing the dried salted fish, I praised inarticulately: "Squad leader, you are so capable. Ever since I tasted your cooking skills..."
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
"Xiao Qin, go on, what does 'restriction' mean?" I became a little more serious.
"Are you a vampire when you are the monitor?"
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
Twelve well-trained team members surrounded us in an instant. They spoke to each other in English that I couldn't understand (I no longer have smart wristbands), and made a few dry laughs from time to time.
Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, was immediately shocked: "What? You have already tasted the squad leader's first night!? Last night when I was asleep, the two of you actually... It's too much! No wonder the squad leader was full of energy after getting up this morning. Ah Lin looks so sluggish—it’s monitor, you must have sucked up the essence of Ah Lin’s red dragon!”
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
The monitor next to me smiled wryly, waved his hands and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating and there was no garlic growing on the island.
The monitor and I both had dark expressions on our faces.
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
"At this time, the waves were getting smaller and smaller. I was worried that Mr. Ke would go back to sleep, so I quickly said to him: As long as he is willing to save Ye Lin, I will never leave this desert island and will build many of his buildings on the island. Come worship him with a statue! If I don’t abide by the agreement, let him give me candy..."
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
"At this time, the waves were getting smaller and smaller. I was worried that Mr. Ke would go back to sleep, so I quickly said to him: As long as he is willing to save Ye Lin, I will never leave this desert island and will build many of his buildings on the island. Come worship him with a statue! If I don’t abide by the agreement, let him give me candy..."
"Why does he still give you candy when you break the agreement! Is Cthulhu a bitch!"
"But, but," Xiaoqin hesitated, "I was kneeling on the rock and just finished explaining the new conditions when an abnormal wave suddenly hit the rock and made me wet all over. This meant that Mr. Ming Ke responded. My call! Even if the American aircraft carrier rescued Ah Lin, it had nothing to do with President Ke. Ah Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the sea, and happened to swim to Angel Island. So many lucks and coincidences, aren't they all thanks to President Ke's blessing? ?"
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
"At this time, the waves were getting smaller and smaller. I was worried that Mr. Ke would go back to sleep, so I quickly said to him: As long as he is willing to save Ye Lin, I will never leave this desert island and will build many of his buildings on the island. Come worship him with a statue! If I don’t abide by the agreement, let him give me candy..."
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
Facts have proved that the squad leader and I were too optimistic. When the first American soldier wearing camouflage uniforms and armed with a gun appeared in front of us, I didn't feel anything wrong. But when the second, third, and even the entire squad of 12 people After it all appeared, I found a big problem in it.
When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and her expression became rather awkward.
"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and whoever offends him will not end well!"
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
Next, Xiaoqin explained: "The meaning of giving candy is not to give me candy. When I was drawing comics and looking up information, I found that the spell to summon Mr. Ke is cthulhufhatgn, and the pronunciation is very close to 'Cthulhu giving candy', and most summoners They were all eaten by the Cthulhu that he summoned, so the meaning of 'General Ke sends candy' is probably equivalent to 'General Ke sends bento'..."
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
Xiaoqin was awakened immediately. She rubbed her sleepy eyes in a panic and said anxiously: "Alin, where are you going? Don't leave me behind again!"
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
After spending a long time, do you want to cultivate my descendants into the evil god family? Or do you plan to carry out "replacement" bit by bit, and finally force some unrelated people to stay on the island to replace us? Cthulhu is so easy to fool!
In other words, the "restriction" in your wish is that you will die if you leave this island! My heart suddenly sank, and I couldn't help but think of the prophecy that I had written to me earlier: The person you love most will die...
"Xiaoqin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish to? Why did you vaguely say what was in it last night?" limit'?"
While chewing the dried salted fish, I praised inarticulately: "Squad leader, you are so capable. Ever since I tasted your cooking skills..."
When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and her expression became rather awkward.
These are indeed American troops, but their expressions have a strange same characteristic, they are completely in the excitement of falling in love!
I shook my head to get rid of this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magician a few years ago. After he understood the "Secret of the Buddha's Silence", I should only take it seriously if he makes any predictions again.
They are the US military controlled by Ai Shuqiao! And I also recognized one of them as first mate Sam, the lolicon who once wanted to ask me for Amy’s autograph!
"Is it really the evil god? You made a wish to the evil god. This is a very bad flag!"
Xiaoqin continued as if nothing was wrong: "But a wave came over and the sea water didn't splash on me. I thought it was because Mr. Ke didn't agree to my promise, so he threw away the prepared garlic and the wooden stake for the heart. Already…”
"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all! The US military's aircraft carrier cannot be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't need to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
As she said that, Xiaoqin took my arm and said, "Alin, can you just stay with me on the island~~~~When our children grow up to ten years old, I will pray to Mr. Ke , let the children worship him on the island instead of us, and then we can leave for our honeymoon!"
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
"I'm talking about cooking skills! Cooking skills!" I said angrily, "And what kind of weird thing is red dragon essence!"
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
"Why does he still give you candy when you break the agreement! Is Cthulhu a bitch!"
"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all! The US military's aircraft carrier cannot be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't need to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
"But, but," Xiaoqin hesitated, "I was kneeling on the rock and just finished explaining the new conditions when an abnormal wave suddenly hit the rock and made me wet all over. This meant that Mr. Ming Ke responded. My call! Even if the American aircraft carrier rescued Ah Lin, it had nothing to do with President Ke. Ah Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the sea, and happened to swim to Angel Island. So many lucks and coincidences, aren't they all thanks to President Ke's blessing? ?"
Ever since I determined to defeat the Bully and take back Optimus Prime, I have had the habit of getting up early in order to exercise. Who would have thought that one day the Bully would be held in my arms
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
The monitor next to me smiled wryly, waved his hands and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating and there was no garlic growing on the island.
As she said that, Xiaoqin took my arm and said, "Alin, can you just stay with me on the island~~~~When our children grow up to ten years old, I will pray to Mr. Ke , let the children worship him on the island instead of us, and then we can leave for our honeymoon!"
"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where in the world there is a temple of this god.
"Anyway, the squad leader is the evil number two female!" Xiaoqin pouted to the point where she could hang an oil bottle, "She showed her true colors as soon as Ah Lin appeared! She must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly last night Lin, right? Otherwise, why would Alin praise her for being very capable... "
When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and her expression became rather awkward.
After spending a long time, do you want to cultivate my descendants into the evil god family? Or do you plan to carry out "replacement" bit by bit, and finally force some unrelated people to stay on the island to replace us? Cthulhu is so easy to fool!
"Oh, Ah Lin is so forgetful!" Xiao Qin knocked her little head, "Isn't it Cthulhu! I checked the relevant information when I was drawing "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", and I think this evil god is pretty good. It’s awesome, so I made a wish to him!”
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
The monitor's face turned red and he did not continue.
The monitor next to me smiled wryly, waved his hands and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating and there was no garlic growing on the island.
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
I shook my head to get rid of this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magician a few years ago. After he understood the "Secret of the Buddha's Silence", I should only take it seriously if he makes any predictions again.
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
The monitor next to me smiled wryly, waved his hands and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating and there was no garlic growing on the island.
"I also think it's inappropriate to make a wish to the evil god," the monitor interrupted, "but Xiaoqin doesn't listen to me."
"It's a rescue worker!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated whether to find something to cover it up.
With the expectation of external rescue, we sat in front of the rekindled fire and started to have breakfast. The squad leader's cooking skills were as praiseworthy as ever. Even if the ingredients were just salted fish and a kind of tuber on the island, together they would be delicious. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.
"He told us not to move, otherwise we will shoot." The squad leader was afraid that I would be impulsive, so he quickly translated to me.
The monitor next to me smiled wryly, waved his hands and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating and there was no garlic growing on the island.
This "can do" is not the other "can do"! Although I have never thought about having sex with the monitor, but at least we were innocent last night! We were discussing very serious matters last night!
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
Xiao Qin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear next to her, just in case something changed.
Since Stephen Chow and Ng Mang-tat can wear grass skirts in "Westward Journey", then I can wear them too.
Next, Xiaoqin explained: "The meaning of giving candy is not to give me candy. When I was drawing comics and looking up information, I found that the spell to summon Mr. Ke is cthulhufhatgn, and the pronunciation is very close to 'Cthulhu giving candy', and most summoners They were all eaten by the Cthulhu that he summoned, so the meaning of 'General Ke sends candy' is probably equivalent to 'General Ke sends bento'..."
"Is it really the evil god? You made a wish to the evil god. This is a very bad flag!"
The monitor and I both had dark expressions on our faces.
"I... I finally met Alin again..."
"I also think it's inappropriate to make a wish to the evil god," the monitor interrupted, "but Xiaoqin doesn't listen to me."
Facts have proved that the squad leader and I were too optimistic. When the first American soldier wearing camouflage uniforms and armed with a gun appeared in front of us, I didn't feel anything wrong. But when the second, third, and even the entire squad of 12 people After it all appeared, I found a big problem in it.
"I don't believe it!" Xiaoqin put the porridge bowl on the stone table (she really cherished the precious porcelain bowl), "Go to the beach, take off your underwear and let me check! Because my mother also checked me when she was suspicious. , so I know the general method..."
I was even more curious, "Who did you make a wish to in the end?"
"I... I finally met Alin again..."
"Oh, Ah Lin is so forgetful!" Xiao Qin knocked her little head, "Isn't it Cthulhu! I checked the relevant information when I was drawing "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", and I think this evil god is pretty good. It’s awesome, so I made a wish to him!”
"It's not a very amazing god~~~ But not only was classmate Ye Lin able to be rescued, but he was also able to come to Angel Island to rescue us, which shows that this guy still has a lot of skills."
These are indeed American troops, but their expressions have a strange same characteristic, they are completely in the excitement of falling in love!
"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all! The US military's aircraft carrier cannot be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't need to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"
"It's Mr. Ke." Xiao Qin said lightly.
"I'm talking about cooking skills! Cooking skills!" I said angrily, "And what kind of weird thing is red dragon essence!"
"It's not that bad," Xiao Qin said disapprovingly, "Because Cthulhu is the evil god hiding under the sea, and he also has many deep divers under his command, so I think making a wish to him is the best way to save A Lin who fell into the sea. Appropriate! You see, I drew him as a caricature and spread his reputation to the world! He should give me some face..."
The monitor was extremely embarrassed. Due to the difference in arm strength between her and Xiaoqin, if she couldn't convince Xiaoqin, she might really do something shameful, so she had no choice but to look at me for help.
Xiao Qin curled her lips and said: "God even had his own son crucified on a cross, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even defeat a monkey. Just think of classmate Ye Lin, the two of them can't do it..."
"At this time, the waves were getting smaller and smaller. I was worried that Mr. Ke would go back to sleep, so I quickly said to him: As long as he is willing to save Ye Lin, I will never leave this desert island and will build many of his buildings on the island. Come worship him with a statue! If I don’t abide by the agreement, let him give me candy..."
They are the US military controlled by Ai Shuqiao! And I also recognized one of them as first mate Sam, the lolicon who once wanted to ask me for Amy’s autograph!
"I also think it's inappropriate to make a wish to the evil god," the monitor interrupted, "but Xiaoqin doesn't listen to me."
"Why does he still give you candy when you break the agreement! Is Cthulhu a bitch!"
"But, but," Xiaoqin hesitated, "I was kneeling on the rock and just finished explaining the new conditions when an abnormal wave suddenly hit the rock and made me wet all over. This meant that Mr. Ming Ke responded. My call! Even if the American aircraft carrier rescued Ah Lin, it had nothing to do with President Ke. Ah Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the sea, and happened to swim to Angel Island. So many lucks and coincidences, aren't they all thanks to President Ke's blessing? ?"
Xiao Qin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear next to her, just in case something changed.
"He told us not to move, otherwise we will shoot." The squad leader was afraid that I would be impulsive, so he quickly translated to me.
"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and whoever offends him will not end well!"
Next, Xiaoqin explained: "The meaning of giving candy is not to give me candy. When I was drawing comics and looking up information, I found that the spell to summon Mr. Ke is cthulhufhatgn, and the pronunciation is very close to 'Cthulhu giving candy', and most summoners They were all eaten by the Cthulhu that he summoned, so the meaning of 'General Ke sends candy' is probably equivalent to 'General Ke sends bento'..."
"Squad leader, would you like to cut my coat and give it to the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing for you to just wear a grass skirt? I'm a man and don't care about this. At most, you can Knit me a grass skirt too..."
Twelve well-trained team members surrounded us in an instant. They spoke to each other in English that I couldn't understand (I no longer have smart wristbands), and made a few dry laughs from time to time.
Xiaoqin's speaking skills were better than the monitor's. She had obviously understood the warnings, but she still did not let go of the spear in her hand, trembling with anger.
Xiao Qin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear next to her, just in case something changed.
"Xiao Qin, go on, what does 'restriction' mean?" I became a little more serious.
"He told us not to move, otherwise we will shoot." The squad leader was afraid that I would be impulsive, so he quickly translated to me.
Twelve well-trained team members surrounded us in an instant. They spoke to each other in English that I couldn't understand (I no longer have smart wristbands), and made a few dry laughs from time to time.
The next day, when it was just dawn, Xiaoqin and I were still lying in bed. The hard-working squad leader was already busy with breakfast. By the way, he was also sorting out the "furniture" that was messed up by the strong wind last night and placing it exactly. Return to original position.
I shook my head to get rid of this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magician a few years ago. After he understood the "Secret of the Buddha's Silence", I should only take it seriously if he makes any predictions again.
Xiaoqin's speaking skills were better than the monitor's. She had obviously understood the warnings, but she still did not let go of the spear in her hand, trembling with anger.
"What a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu is either hanging out with his secretary or having a hemorrhoid attack and being hospitalized. You actually think he would thank you!?"
"Are you a vampire when you are the monitor?"
"Xiao Qin, go on, what does 'restriction' mean?" I became a little more serious.
These are indeed American troops, but their expressions have a strange same characteristic, they are completely in the excitement of falling in love!
Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, was immediately shocked: "What? You have already tasted the squad leader's first night!? Last night when I was asleep, the two of you actually... It's too much! No wonder the squad leader was full of energy after getting up this morning. Ah Lin looks so sluggish—it’s monitor, you must have sucked up the essence of Ah Lin’s red dragon!”
"I... I finally met Alin again..."
Xiao Qin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear next to her, just in case something changed.
I shook my head to get rid of this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magician a few years ago. After he understood the "Secret of the Buddha's Silence", I should only take it seriously if he makes any predictions again.
Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, was immediately shocked: "What? You have already tasted the squad leader's first night!? Last night when I was asleep, the two of you actually... It's too much! No wonder the squad leader was full of energy after getting up this morning. Ah Lin looks so sluggish—it’s monitor, you must have sucked up the essence of Ah Lin’s red dragon!”
Just as I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of "never leaving the island, Mr. Ke will give you sweets", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.
After spending a long time, do you want to cultivate my descendants into the evil god family? Or do you plan to carry out "replacement" bit by bit, and finally force some unrelated people to stay on the island to replace us? Cthulhu is so easy to fool!
"Who is it?" I said, "God or the Jade Emperor?"