After entering the bathroom, I washed my face and woke up. Then I remembered that I had not urinated this morning and needed to empty my bladder.
"Go... where are you going?" Xiaoqin immediately looked sad.
Because I ate the meal she sent, I was embarrassed to refuse the request to go to school together.
When we parted at the street corner, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:
So I took off my shorts, pointed my magic weapon at the toilet, and stood still.
"It's okay~❤" Even though I was separated by the door, I could still see Xiaoqin's smiling face in my mind, "Between childhood sweethearts, don't pay too much attention to the details. Anyway, you won't get pregnant if you take a look!"
Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.
"Because, sister Yingran once told me that sea cucumbers are good for men's health, so I remembered it... So yesterday I specially cut a lot of sea cucumbers. I hope that after eating them, classmate Ye Lin's health will improve. Healthy!"
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin was in the living room, so I was a little nervous and couldn't figure it out for a while.
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I returned from my run.
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going for a run at Dongshan Lake."
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
Passers-by who didn't know the inside story thought she was sending me to the front line.
"Eh?"
Because I ate the meal she sent, I was embarrassed to refuse the request to go to school together.
Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by twisting the door handle from the outside.
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
Because we don’t have many guests at home all year round, and only my dad and I use the bathroom, we haven’t found anyone to fix it.
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
Don't associate sea cucumbers with me! What exactly do I have in common with an invertebrate like a sea cucumber? Can you just concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!
"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times every day."
Because we don’t have many guests at home all year round, and only my dad and I use the bathroom, we haven’t found anyone to fix it.
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
"I don't like eating it mixed with other things..." Xiao Qin finally said with a bitter smile.
"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"
After entering the bathroom, I washed my face and woke up. Then I remembered that I had not urinated this morning and needed to empty my bladder.
But I immediately thought of an important category in H comics: tentacles.
Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me. This dish is not on the same level as the school cafeteria.
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
Did you end up having so many cuts just to show off in front of your mother? You can almost imagine Aunt Ren seeing the sea cucumber slices piled high to the ceiling and having no choice but to put them all into the pot.
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
Don't associate sea cucumbers with me! What exactly do I have in common with an invertebrate like a sea cucumber? Can you just concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!
Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.
Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me. This dish is not on the same level as the school cafeteria.
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
Just when I was looking around blankly, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.
"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
"Please be careful on the road! You must come to me at school!"
Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.
Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by twisting the door handle from the outside.
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin was in the living room, so I was a little nervous and couldn't figure it out for a while.
"Ye Lin, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiao Qin asked innocently.
Did you end up having so many cuts just to show off in front of your mother? You can almost imagine Aunt Ren seeing the sea cucumber slices piled high to the ceiling and having no choice but to put them all into the pot.
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
"Before I take the dishes, I want to wash my hands with soap first!"
The old man was as energetic as ever. He twirled his long beard on his chest, stared at my running posture for several seconds, and then suddenly said:
Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by twisting the door handle from the outside.
Passers-by who didn't know the inside story thought she was sending me to the front line.
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
"Hmm... I prefer authentic seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiaoqin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.
"Before I take the dishes, I want to wash my hands with soap first!"
"Wait, wait a minute!" I said hurriedly, "I'm going to the toilet! Come in after I'm done!"
"Mom, that's too much! She just temporarily held the sea cucumber in her mouth while turning the page! I have worked so hard to be a girl, how can you say that my behavior is indecent! In the final analysis, it is because I object to reading girls' comics Bar!"
Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by twisting the door handle from the outside.
"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"
"Because, sister Yingran once told me that sea cucumbers are good for men's health, so I remembered it... So yesterday I specially cut a lot of sea cucumbers. I hope that after eating them, classmate Ye Lin's health will improve. Healthy!"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumber!"
Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.
Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very wronged, and shook her head desperately.
"It's okay~❤" Even though I was separated by the door, I could still see Xiaoqin's smiling face in my mind, "Between childhood sweethearts, don't pay too much attention to the details. Anyway, you won't get pregnant if you take a look!"
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
"Mom, that's too much! She just temporarily held the sea cucumber in her mouth while turning the page! I have worked so hard to be a girl, how can you say that my behavior is indecent! In the final analysis, it is because I object to reading girls' comics Bar!"
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin was in the living room, so I was a little nervous and couldn't figure it out for a while.
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
Where did you learn to be such a gangster? And even if someone is pregnant, you are pregnant!
I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going for a run at Dongshan Lake."
I said casually, and later regretted that I had told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I would lose even this rare time to think about life!
You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? Are you planning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your lack of cooking skills? The monitor can use all kinds of common ingredients to make more delicious meals!
Aunt Ren must have seen that Xiao Qin cut too many sea cucumbers, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken. In the end, she made a big pot of sea cucumber braised chicken with bamboo shoots... It's strange that the mother and daughter could eat it all! Xiaoqin, you simply had a plan! Aunt Ren is so busy going to the set every day and yet she still gets teased by you!
Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me. This dish is not on the same level as the school cafeteria.
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.
"I didn't do it! I can swear to God! If I did such a thing, let me marry classmate Ye Lin to make amends!"
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
I cast suspicious eyes on Xiaoqin's innocent face.
Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't know this. She held the door handle and turned it half a turn. When she realized that I had locked the door, she stopped trying again.
Xiaoqin complained angrily, not understanding where she went wrong at that time.
"Wait, wait a minute!" I said hurriedly, "I'm going to the toilet! Come in after I'm done!"
"Classmate Ye Lin is really uninteresting. He's obviously a childhood sweetheart..."
After entering the bathroom, I washed my face and woke up. Then I remembered that I had not urinated this morning and needed to empty my bladder.
Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.
However, after eating the beef and potatoes stew that the squad leader made for me last night, my taste has become a little picky. I always feel that the heat of this dish is a bit too fast, and there are too many sea cucumbers, which is a bit overwhelming.
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
"Eh?"
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I returned from my run.
Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very wronged, and shook her head desperately.
Perhaps because she took into account that my father was sleeping soundly in the room, Xiaoqin did not do anything more extreme (such as tearing down the bathroom door and coming in to conduct an inhumane visit to me). She honestly waited until I came out of the bathroom before going in. I washed my hands, then quickly ran to the kitchen and grabbed the dishes before me, as if it was very important who picked up the dishes.
"Classmate Ye Lin is really uninteresting. He's obviously a childhood sweetheart..."
"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to hit me! Hit me with all your strength!"
"However, as soon as I saw the sea cucumber, I remembered that classmate Ye Lin was here~"
Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.
Because we don’t have many guests at home all year round, and only my dad and I use the bathroom, we haven’t found anyone to fix it.
Did you end up having so many cuts just to show off in front of your mother? You can almost imagine Aunt Ren seeing the sea cucumber slices piled high to the ceiling and having no choice but to put them all into the pot.
"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
"I didn't do it! I can swear to God! If I did such a thing, let me marry classmate Ye Lin to make amends!"
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
Because I ate the meal she sent, I was embarrassed to refuse the request to go to school together.
Perhaps because she took into account that my father was sleeping soundly in the room, Xiaoqin did not do anything more extreme (such as tearing down the bathroom door and coming in to conduct an inhumane visit to me). She honestly waited until I came out of the bathroom before going in. I washed my hands, then quickly ran to the kitchen and grabbed the dishes before me, as if it was very important who picked up the dishes.
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
Xiaoqin asked again.
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"
"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold them properly, they will slip out of your hands! They look so ugly..."
"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold them properly, they will slip out of your hands! They look so ugly..."
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
Perhaps because she took into account that my father was sleeping soundly in the room, Xiaoqin did not do anything more extreme (such as tearing down the bathroom door and coming in to conduct an inhumane visit to me). She honestly waited until I came out of the bathroom before going in. I washed my hands, then quickly ran to the kitchen and grabbed the dishes before me, as if it was very important who picked up the dishes.
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
Xiaoqin asked again.
Aunt Ren must have seen that Xiao Qin cut too many sea cucumbers, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken. In the end, she made a big pot of sea cucumber braised chicken with bamboo shoots... It's strange that the mother and daughter could eat it all! Xiaoqin, you simply had a plan! Aunt Ren is so busy going to the set every day and yet she still gets teased by you!
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
"However, as soon as I saw the sea cucumber, I remembered that classmate Ye Lin was here~"
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
"Wait, wait a minute!" I said hurriedly, "I'm going to the toilet! Come in after I'm done!"
"However, as soon as I saw the sea cucumber, I remembered that classmate Ye Lin was here~"
Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
Xiaoqin asked again.
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"
"Is it delicious?" she asked not very confidently.
"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to hit me! Hit me with all your strength!"
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
"Did you do it? Thinking about it carefully, it was definitely you! First you blocked the peephole, and then you covered your mouth and said you were a courier, so you could trick me into opening the door, right? If I hadn't woken up, I wouldn't have I’ve been fooled by you!”
"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times every day."
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me. This dish is not on the same level as the school cafeteria.
I said casually, and later regretted that I had told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I would lose even this rare time to think about life!
"Ye Lin, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiao Qin asked innocently.
"Eh?"
Where did you learn to be such a gangster? And even if someone is pregnant, you are pregnant!
"Hmm... I prefer authentic seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiaoqin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.
Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't know this. She held the door handle and turned it half a turn. When she realized that I had locked the door, she stopped trying again.
Just when I was looking around blankly, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.
However, after eating the beef and potatoes stew that the squad leader made for me last night, my taste has become a little picky. I always feel that the heat of this dish is a bit too fast, and there are too many sea cucumbers, which is a bit overwhelming.
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumber!"
"Actually, the whole sea cucumber cooked in white water tastes pretty good!"
When we parted at the street corner, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:
Passers-by who didn't know the inside story thought she was sending me to the front line.
"Wait, wait a minute!" I said hurriedly, "I'm going to the toilet! Come in after I'm done!"
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumber!"
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
"Is it delicious?" she asked not very confidently.
As soon as I ran half a circle around Dongshan Lake, I saw the old man in a kung fu shirt.
"Actually, the whole sea cucumber cooked in white water tastes pretty good!"
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going for a run at Dongshan Lake."
"Actually, the whole sea cucumber cooked in white water tastes pretty good!"
Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.
Did you end up having so many cuts just to show off in front of your mother? You can almost imagine Aunt Ren seeing the sea cucumber slices piled high to the ceiling and having no choice but to put them all into the pot.
But I immediately thought of an important category in H comics: tentacles.
Xiaoqin didn't know what I was thinking. She looked at me with a smile and said:
Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.
"Eh?"
After entering the bathroom, I washed my face and woke up. Then I remembered that I had not urinated this morning and needed to empty my bladder.
"I don't like eating it mixed with other things..." Xiao Qin finally said with a bitter smile.
"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold them properly, they will slip out of your hands! They look so ugly..."
"Hmm... I prefer authentic seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiaoqin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.
"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I returned from my run.
Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
Xiaoqin asked again.
Xiaoqin didn't know what I was thinking. She looked at me with a smile and said:
"However, as soon as I saw the sea cucumber, I remembered that classmate Ye Lin was here~"
"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times every day."
Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.
I sobbed quietly, probably because I was afraid of waking up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to hit me! Hit me with all your strength!"
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
"Classmate Ye Lin is really uninteresting. He's obviously a childhood sweetheart..."
Don't associate sea cucumbers with me! What exactly do I have in common with an invertebrate like a sea cucumber? Can you just concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
So I took off my shorts, pointed my magic weapon at the toilet, and stood still.
Where did you learn to be such a gangster? And even if someone is pregnant, you are pregnant!
Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.
The old man was as energetic as ever. He twirled his long beard on his chest, stared at my running posture for several seconds, and then suddenly said:
"Because, sister Yingran once told me that sea cucumbers are good for men's health, so I remembered it... So yesterday I specially cut a lot of sea cucumbers. I hope that after eating them, classmate Ye Lin's health will improve. Healthy!"
I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I returned from my run.
I said casually, and later regretted that I had told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I would lose even this rare time to think about life!
"Actually, the whole sea cucumber cooked in white water tastes pretty good!"
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.
"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times every day."
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me. This dish is not on the same level as the school cafeteria.
Aunt Ren must have seen that Xiao Qin cut too many sea cucumbers, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken. In the end, she made a big pot of sea cucumber braised chicken with bamboo shoots... It's strange that the mother and daughter could eat it all! Xiaoqin, you simply had a plan! Aunt Ren is so busy going to the set every day and yet she still gets teased by you!
Don't associate sea cucumbers with me! What exactly do I have in common with an invertebrate like a sea cucumber? Can you just concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!
Xiaoqin asked again.
Who wants to marry you? I was half-convinced just now, but now that you say this, I am absolutely sure that it was you who did it! And you didn’t marry to make amends at all, but to make me suffer!
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
"What a pity! Because there are terrible things in Dongshan Lake, I, I'm afraid I can't leave with classmate Ye Lin! Wuwuwuwu~~~~"
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
I found that Xiaoqin only picked up chicken and spring bamboo shoots to eat. Even if she accidentally picked up sea cucumbers, she would put them in my bowl.
Not chewing gum but plasticine? Naughty children usually don’t use plasticine to plug other people’s catholes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch Doraemon, okay!
"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to hit me! Hit me with all your strength!"
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"
You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? Are you planning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your lack of cooking skills? The monitor can use all kinds of common ingredients to make more delicious meals!
Who wants to marry you? I was half-convinced just now, but now that you say this, I am absolutely sure that it was you who did it! And you didn’t marry to make amends at all, but to make me suffer!
"Hmm... I prefer authentic seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiaoqin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
"Please be careful on the road! You must come to me at school!"
"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"
Not chewing gum but plasticine? Naughty children usually don’t use plasticine to plug other people’s catholes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch Doraemon, okay!
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
"I don't like eating it mixed with other things..." Xiao Qin finally said with a bitter smile.
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? Are you planning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your lack of cooking skills? The monitor can use all kinds of common ingredients to make more delicious meals!
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
After having breakfast together, Xiaoqin happily picked up her schoolbag.
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin was in the living room, so I was a little nervous and couldn't figure it out for a while.
You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? Are you planning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your lack of cooking skills? The monitor can use all kinds of common ingredients to make more delicious meals!
The old man was as energetic as ever. He twirled his long beard on his chest, stared at my running posture for several seconds, and then suddenly said:
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
So I took off my shorts, pointed my magic weapon at the toilet, and stood still.
Xiaoqin didn't know what I was thinking. She looked at me with a smile and said:
"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"
Don't associate sea cucumbers with me! What exactly do I have in common with an invertebrate like a sea cucumber? Can you just concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!
Did you end up having so many cuts just to show off in front of your mother? You can almost imagine Aunt Ren seeing the sea cucumber slices piled high to the ceiling and having no choice but to put them all into the pot.
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
"What a pity! Because there are terrible things in Dongshan Lake, I, I'm afraid I can't leave with classmate Ye Lin! Wuwuwuwu~~~~"
"Actually, the whole sea cucumber cooked in white water tastes pretty good!"
I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I returned from my run.
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
"Classmate Ye Lin is really uninteresting. He's obviously a childhood sweetheart..."
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? Are you planning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your lack of cooking skills? The monitor can use all kinds of common ingredients to make more delicious meals!
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
"Before I take the dishes, I want to wash my hands with soap first!"
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
After saying that, she stretched out her hands pitifully, hoping that I would give her my schoolbag to take away.
Because we don’t have many guests at home all year round, and only my dad and I use the bathroom, we haven’t found anyone to fix it.
Not chewing gum but plasticine? Naughty children usually don’t use plasticine to plug other people’s catholes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch Doraemon, okay!
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
"Mom, that's too much! She just temporarily held the sea cucumber in her mouth while turning the page! I have worked so hard to be a girl, how can you say that my behavior is indecent! In the final analysis, it is because I object to reading girls' comics Bar!"
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
Xiaoqin complained angrily, not understanding where she went wrong at that time.
However, after eating the beef and potatoes stew that the squad leader made for me last night, my taste has become a little picky. I always feel that the heat of this dish is a bit too fast, and there are too many sea cucumbers, which is a bit overwhelming.
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
But I immediately thought of an important category in H comics: tentacles.
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
I cast suspicious eyes on Xiaoqin's innocent face.
But I immediately thought of an important category in H comics: tentacles.
After saying that, she stretched out her hands pitifully, hoping that I would give her my schoolbag to take away.
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
Passers-by who didn't know the inside story thought she was sending me to the front line.
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to hit me! Hit me with all your strength!"
As soon as I ran half a circle around Dongshan Lake, I saw the old man in a kung fu shirt.
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"
Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.
"Mom, that's too much! She just temporarily held the sea cucumber in her mouth while turning the page! I have worked so hard to be a girl, how can you say that my behavior is indecent! In the final analysis, it is because I object to reading girls' comics Bar!"
"Because, sister Yingran once told me that sea cucumbers are good for men's health, so I remembered it... So yesterday I specially cut a lot of sea cucumbers. I hope that after eating them, classmate Ye Lin's health will improve. Healthy!"
When we parted at the street corner, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:
Aunt Ren must have seen that Xiao Qin cut too many sea cucumbers, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken. In the end, she made a big pot of sea cucumber braised chicken with bamboo shoots... It's strange that the mother and daughter could eat it all! Xiaoqin, you simply had a plan! Aunt Ren is so busy going to the set every day and yet she still gets teased by you!
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
Just when I was looking around blankly, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.
Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very wronged, and shook her head desperately.
Where did you learn to be such a gangster? And even if someone is pregnant, you are pregnant!
When we parted at the street corner, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:
After having breakfast together, Xiaoqin happily picked up her schoolbag.
Because we don’t have many guests at home all year round, and only my dad and I use the bathroom, we haven’t found anyone to fix it.
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiaoqin said with a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers, so I took advantage of her not paying attention. I secretly took one as a snack..."
I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going for a run at Dongshan Lake."
I sobbed quietly, probably because I was afraid of waking up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.
"Um... let me help classmate Ye Lin take the schoolbag to school. Even if there is no one from classmate Ye Lin, I can feel more at ease with only the schoolbag, so that's all I can do... "
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
"Go... where are you going?" Xiaoqin immediately looked sad.
Because I ate the meal she sent, I was embarrassed to refuse the request to go to school together.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumber!"
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to hit me! Hit me with all your strength!"
"Go... where are you going?" Xiaoqin immediately looked sad.
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times every day."
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin was in the living room, so I was a little nervous and couldn't figure it out for a while.
Who wants to marry you? I was half-convinced just now, but now that you say this, I am absolutely sure that it was you who did it! And you didn’t marry to make amends at all, but to make me suffer!
"Eh?"
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
I said casually, and later regretted that I had told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I would lose even this rare time to think about life!
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
Who wants to marry you? I was half-convinced just now, but now that you say this, I am absolutely sure that it was you who did it! And you didn’t marry to make amends at all, but to make me suffer!
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
So I took off my shorts, pointed my magic weapon at the toilet, and stood still.
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
I said casually, and later regretted that I had told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I would lose even this rare time to think about life!
Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very wronged, and shook her head desperately.
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
However, after eating the beef and potatoes stew that the squad leader made for me last night, my taste has become a little picky. I always feel that the heat of this dish is a bit too fast, and there are too many sea cucumbers, which is a bit overwhelming.
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
I said casually, and later regretted that I had told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I would lose even this rare time to think about life!
"What a pity! Because there are terrible things in Dongshan Lake, I, I'm afraid I can't leave with classmate Ye Lin! Wuwuwuwu~~~~"
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I returned from my run.
So I took off my shorts, pointed my magic weapon at the toilet, and stood still.
"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"
Xiaoqin asked again.
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
I sobbed quietly, probably because I was afraid of waking up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.
"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold them properly, they will slip out of your hands! They look so ugly..."
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold them properly, they will slip out of your hands! They look so ugly..."
I sobbed quietly, probably because I was afraid of waking up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.
I cast suspicious eyes on Xiaoqin's innocent face.
"Eh?"
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
"Ye Lin, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiao Qin asked innocently.
Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.
"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold them properly, they will slip out of your hands! They look so ugly..."
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
After having breakfast together, Xiaoqin happily picked up her schoolbag.
"Eh?"
Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
The old man was as energetic as ever. He twirled his long beard on his chest, stared at my running posture for several seconds, and then suddenly said:
"It's okay~❤" Even though I was separated by the door, I could still see Xiaoqin's smiling face in my mind, "Between childhood sweethearts, don't pay too much attention to the details. Anyway, you won't get pregnant if you take a look!"
"What a pity! Because there are terrible things in Dongshan Lake, I, I'm afraid I can't leave with classmate Ye Lin! Wuwuwuwu~~~~"
After saying that, she stretched out her hands pitifully, hoping that I would give her my schoolbag to take away.
"Um... let me help classmate Ye Lin take the schoolbag to school. Even if there is no one from classmate Ye Lin, I can feel more at ease with only the schoolbag, so that's all I can do... "
Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.
"Is it delicious?" she asked not very confidently.
"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"
I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I returned from my run.
Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me. This dish is not on the same level as the school cafeteria.
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
I cast suspicious eyes on Xiaoqin's innocent face.
It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits for men of eating sea cucumbers meant that sea cucumbers can aphrodisiac, right? Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to vent your sexual desires!
Because I ate the meal she sent, I was embarrassed to refuse the request to go to school together.
Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me. This dish is not on the same level as the school cafeteria.
"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
Not chewing gum but plasticine? Naughty children usually don’t use plasticine to plug other people’s catholes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch Doraemon, okay!
"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? Are you planning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your lack of cooking skills? The monitor can use all kinds of common ingredients to make more delicious meals!
"Is it delicious?" she asked not very confidently.
However, after eating the beef and potatoes stew that the squad leader made for me last night, my taste has become a little picky. I always feel that the heat of this dish is a bit too fast, and there are too many sea cucumbers, which is a bit overwhelming.
"Um... let me help classmate Ye Lin take the schoolbag to school. Even if there is no one from classmate Ye Lin, I can feel more at ease with only the schoolbag, so that's all I can do... "
When we parted at the street corner, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:
I sobbed quietly, probably because I was afraid of waking up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.
Xiaoqin complained angrily, not understanding where she went wrong at that time.
"No need," I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Did you hear him snoring? He didn't even scream. Not awake!"
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
"Please be careful on the road! You must come to me at school!"
"Wait, wait a minute!" I said hurriedly, "I'm going to the toilet! Come in after I'm done!"
After saying that, she stretched out her hands pitifully, hoping that I would give her my schoolbag to take away.
"Before I take the dishes, I want to wash my hands with soap first!"
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
I fulfilled her wish of not being able to get on the stage.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumber!"
Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by twisting the door handle from the outside.
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
Not chewing gum but plasticine? Naughty children usually don’t use plasticine to plug other people’s catholes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch Doraemon, okay!
"However, as soon as I saw the sea cucumber, I remembered that classmate Ye Lin was here~"
"Eh?"
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
I cast suspicious eyes on Xiaoqin's innocent face.
"It's okay~❤" Even though I was separated by the door, I could still see Xiaoqin's smiling face in my mind, "Between childhood sweethearts, don't pay too much attention to the details. Anyway, you won't get pregnant if you take a look!"
"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times every day."
"Did you do it? Thinking about it carefully, it was definitely you! First you blocked the peephole, and then you covered your mouth and said you were a courier, so you could trick me into opening the door, right? If I hadn't woken up, I wouldn't have I’ve been fooled by you!”
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by twisting the door handle from the outside.
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very wronged, and shook her head desperately.
So I took off my shorts, pointed my magic weapon at the toilet, and stood still.
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
Don't associate sea cucumbers with me! What exactly do I have in common with an invertebrate like a sea cucumber? Can you just concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!
After having breakfast together, Xiaoqin happily picked up her schoolbag.
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
Just when I was looking around blankly, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.
However, after eating the beef and potatoes stew that the squad leader made for me last night, my taste has become a little picky. I always feel that the heat of this dish is a bit too fast, and there are too many sea cucumbers, which is a bit overwhelming.
"I didn't do it! I can swear to God! If I did such a thing, let me marry classmate Ye Lin to make amends!"
Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay
I said casually, and later regretted that I had told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I would lose even this rare time to think about life!
As soon as I ran half a circle around Dongshan Lake, I saw the old man in a kung fu shirt.
I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.
Who wants to marry you? I was half-convinced just now, but now that you say this, I am absolutely sure that it was you who did it! And you didn’t marry to make amends at all, but to make me suffer!
"Classmate Ye Lin is really uninteresting. He's obviously a childhood sweetheart..."
Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by twisting the door handle from the outside.
When we parted at the street corner, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:
When we parted at the street corner, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:
You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? Are you planning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your lack of cooking skills? The monitor can use all kinds of common ingredients to make more delicious meals!
I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hiding in it, right
"Please be careful on the road! You must come to me at school!"
Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.
"Because, sister Yingran once told me that sea cucumbers are good for men's health, so I remembered it... So yesterday I specially cut a lot of sea cucumbers. I hope that after eating them, classmate Ye Lin's health will improve. Healthy!"
"Hmm... I prefer authentic seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiaoqin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.
Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The monitor had already seen me peeing under the river bridge once. I didn't want to repeat the same mistake and break my shameful record of having my private parts seen by a girl.
"I didn't do it! I can swear to God! If I did such a thing, let me marry classmate Ye Lin to make amends!"
"Before I take the dishes, I want to wash my hands with soap first!"
Not chewing gum but plasticine? Naughty children usually don’t use plasticine to plug other people’s catholes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch Doraemon, okay!
Passers-by who didn't know the inside story thought she was sending me to the front line.
Eh? It's just boiled and not cut, so how should I eat it
Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very wronged, and shook her head desperately.
"Hmm... I prefer authentic seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiaoqin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumber!"
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.
As soon as I ran half a circle around Dongshan Lake, I saw the old man in a kung fu shirt.
Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being your childhood sweetheart, you only had a peaceful life for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend
"Eh?"
"However, as soon as I saw the sea cucumber, I remembered that classmate Ye Lin was here~"
"Mom, that's too much! She just temporarily held the sea cucumber in her mouth while turning the page! I have worked so hard to be a girl, how can you say that my behavior is indecent! In the final analysis, it is because I object to reading girls' comics Bar!"
I fulfilled her wish of not being able to get on the stage.
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
"Ye Lin, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiao Qin asked innocently.
The old man was as energetic as ever. He twirled his long beard on his chest, stared at my running posture for several seconds, and then suddenly said:
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going for a run at Dongshan Lake."
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.
"I didn't do it! I can swear to God! If I did such a thing, let me marry classmate Ye Lin to make amends!"
"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."
Did you end up having so many cuts just to show off in front of your mother? You can almost imagine Aunt Ren seeing the sea cucumber slices piled high to the ceiling and having no choice but to put them all into the pot.
But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.
"Eh?"
I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going for a run at Dongshan Lake."
"Go... where are you going?" Xiaoqin immediately looked sad.
Xiao Qin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right
Maybe it was because Xiaoqin was in the living room, so I was a little nervous and couldn't figure it out for a while.
"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to hit me! Hit me with all your strength!"
In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of tentacled monsters (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.
I sobbed quietly, probably because I was afraid of waking up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.
But I immediately thought of an important category in H comics: tentacles.
"Hmm... I prefer authentic seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiaoqin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.
Perhaps because she took into account that my father was sleeping soundly in the room, Xiaoqin did not do anything more extreme (such as tearing down the bathroom door and coming in to conduct an inhumane visit to me). She honestly waited until I came out of the bathroom before going in. I washed my hands, then quickly ran to the kitchen and grabbed the dishes before me, as if it was very important who picked up the dishes.
"Mom, that's too much! She just temporarily held the sea cucumber in her mouth while turning the page! I have worked so hard to be a girl, how can you say that my behavior is indecent! In the final analysis, it is because I object to reading girls' comics Bar!"
Aunt Ren must have seen that Xiao Qin cut too many sea cucumbers, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken. In the end, she made a big pot of sea cucumber braised chicken with bamboo shoots... It's strange that the mother and daughter could eat it all! Xiaoqin, you simply had a plan! Aunt Ren is so busy going to the set every day and yet she still gets teased by you!