"It's not a big deal. Just tomorrow at noon, can you deliver this pack of comic books to the buyer?"
You actually want to say ambush here, right? Are you treating me as a hunting target and ambushing me here? This kind of persistence... Girls are really terrible enemies!
I used the napkin I brought with me to cover it, and I was very careful not to let oil drip on the school uniform. I paid attention to hygiene.
"Don't forget to send comics to me!"
I glared at her with my lips curled up.
"I have said before that I... once I put on girl's clothes, I will be afraid to talk to young men... "
But the way Xiaoqin eats is quite cute.
"Such a nice thing to say...I haven't settled the accounts with you about what happened to Brother Optimus Prime yesterday!"
Dad told me from behind.
Dad discussed it with me.
Because my father always gets drunk one day a week, so I have to help take care of the online store business.
"It's not inconvenient for me - but there must be H-comics in the package, right?"
"Isn't there SF Express? Why do you need me to deliver it?"
“…”
"Classmate Ye Lin, please come to school with me in the mornings from now on! I will come over in advance and wait for you!"
Xiaoqin scratched her hair with her hands and pretended to be stupid.
"...Son, do we have any other comics besides H comics?"
"What's going on? It's definitely not a good thing if you put your hands together and talk to me, right?"
"Although I have thought about bringing Optimus Prime in his school bag, wouldn't it be difficult if the school bag was raided and Optimus Prime was confiscated?"
I glanced at her without saying anything, and planned to go around her directly.
Xiaoqin caught up from behind.
"It seems that there are no more. There are some marginal comics, but the sales are not good... Is it true that everyone's tastes are getting heavier and heavier?"
Hangzhou steamed dumplings are very small. If it were me, 10 wouldn’t be enough to fit between my teeth.
Xiaoqin happily took it and ate it while walking around.
"Won't you buy it yourself if you have money? And since you got up so early, why don't you have breakfast?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's me! Let's go to school together!"
I unconsciously began to plan the online store business.
"How romantic it is to go to school together in the morning. I have decided to name this period the time for my classmate Ye Lin and I to have 'early sex'!"
Xiaoqin clenched her hands into fists and raised them to her chest, looking very motivated.
There was a stall selling xiaolongbao in front, and a man who looked like a waiter stood behind a tall steamer, looking boredly at the passers-by.
I didn't tell anything about Xiaoqin because it was too embarrassing, but if there is a parent-teacher conference in the future, the secret will most likely be revealed.
I glanced at the waiter. He was a very loyal and honest person, and I didn't know what was scary about him.
"It's just time to communicate together in the morning."
"Yesterday, I was just thinking about letting classmate Ye Lin go home early, and I accidentally forgot about this! I'm so sorry!"
I walked toward school while humming Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master." There are some selling breakfast on both sides of the street.
"ah?"
"How's it going? Classmate Ye Lin, is it enough to submit it three times a day?"
In order not to forget about delivering books tomorrow morning, I picked up the package and stuffed it into my schoolbag. I took a look at the address on the package. It was indeed very close to my school, just behind the snack street.
Dad made fried noodles for dinner. Among the few foods that Dad could cook, noodles were pretty good.
Blue and white striped sportswear for girls.
Dad had a flattering expression on his face.
"How do you know what I had for breakfast was egg fried rice? Are you using a telescope to peek at my house!"
Same as when you first met me.
Dad’s rhetorical question made me dumbfounded.
"Is it too little for classmate Ye Lin? It doesn't matter to me. I can raise it to five times a day..."
Ignore you, you will soon get tired of it, right
He took a bite carefully, chewed it silently in his mouth, and finally swallowed it with a satisfied expression.
"I-I was originally thinking that if classmate Ye Lin didn't have breakfast, the two of us could find a place to eat together on the street. But, it looks like classmate Ye Lin has eaten fried rice with eggs this morning..."
"Although I'm not afraid of classmate Ye Lin, and if classmate Ye Lin is around, I will become a lot more courageous, but... the waiter in the shop over there looks a bit scary, so I'd better ask classmate Ye Lin to buy it for me. Come on! If you don’t help me, I’ll be hungry all morning!”
If you pay so much attention to hygiene, you might as well eat at home! Who knows if the steamed buns sold at roadside stalls contain waste oil
Xiaoqin here seems to have raised her hands to the point of soreness.
"Dad, I will help you deliver it during lunch break, so that customers can see it earlier. Anyway, we have two hours during lunch break."
As a result, we were both late together.
"Classmate Ye Lin, help me buy steamed buns!"
Unfortunately, I was in a bad mood and didn't eat much.
"B-but... I don't dare to talk to the waiter..."
"By the way, Xiaolin, can you help me with something tomorrow?"
I couldn't help it.
I quickly licked this embarrassing piece of rice into my mouth.
The schoolbag on her back is not as bulging as yesterday. She must have left all the books at home that are not needed for class today.
"Haha, I knew my son was the best!"
I couldn't help but feel a chill.
Could it be that you think it would be more convenient to wear sneakers when performing teleportation skills
She said handing over some change.
I will never forget it. There is such an evil package in my schoolbag. I will feel uneasy before I give it away.
Dad raised his eyes from the comic book and asked me.
Xiaoqin still held up the change in her hand, hoping that I could help her buy buns.
“…”
"Next time classmate Ye Lin sends me home, I will give him Optimus Prime's hands!"
"No, I just didn't sleep well last night."
She looks like a young and energetic girl.
"Well, there is an old customer who lives very close to your school, but he can't get there on the same day by express delivery. He was anxious to read the latest comics, so he asked me if there was anything I could do... I just want to ask Xiaolin you It’s inconvenient.”
If my father said something like, "It would be nice to have Xiaoqin as my daughter-in-law," I would completely lose my position.
Although I met two weirdos, the female gangster and the doll, the one that gave me the most headache was Ren Xiaoqin.
The school's required arrival time is 7:50. I finished my meal at 7:20 and didn't walk out of the house until 7:40.
Let me correct you, she is a girl, just like when I first met her.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin!"
"What name did you choose randomly! What does the word 'early sex' mean!?"
Dad pointed to the comic books wrapped in yellow kraft paper piled next to the refrigerator. They were about five books thick and should be able to fit them in my schoolbag.
Just looking at the cover of those H comics can completely ruin your outlook.
Don’t you want to participate in sports activities? Why do you have to learn how to wear sneakers like me
Although Xiaoqin was extremely naughty before, she has now become a graceful little beauty.
As I expected, it was a little bit big. When Xiaoqin wore it, she hid both hands in the sleeves, leaving only the tips of her fingers exposed.
What will dad's attitude be? My father never urged me to study, and he never said anything like prohibiting puppy love.
I snorted.
What she said makes sense. Although they may not dare to check my bag, there is still a risk. Speaking of inspections, I'm a little worried about the H-comics in my schoolbag. It would be embarrassing if someone saw it, especially if Xiaoqin discovered it, it might cause some trouble.
Of course I couldn’t walk fast if I ate while walking, because I wanted to watch Xiaoqin eating and didn’t rush her.
I don’t know if it has anything to do with me stepping on her feet yesterday, but today Xiaoqin put on a pair of white sneakers.
I have no time for you.
Fortunately, I didn't have any more dreams that night and slept well.
"In addition, there are 'noon' and 'late' times."
Ren Xiaoqin stood under the telephone pole on the street and waved to me in a panic.
Xiaoqin didn't think there was anything wrong with what she said.
"It's true! Classmate Ye Lin, you look at me with such suspicion, I will be very sad! If you don't believe it... If I don't return it to you next time, you can lock the door of my house and do whatever you want. How about me!"
"What, did you encounter something unpleasant at school?"
I sighed, took the change, and exchanged 10 steamed buns from the waiter.
Xiaoqin used to live next door to our house, so she is a familiar acquaintance to dad, right
"I'm not the owner of a steamed bun shop. If you just give the money to the waiter, won't you get the steamed buns to eat?"
Like a small animal that you feed.
Xiaoqin still looked in high spirits.
"There is a greasy rice grain stuck to classmate Ye Lin's lips..."
It was still quite cold in the morning, so Xiaoqin probably stood on the street waiting for me for a long time, shivering, and bouncing her feet back and forth to keep warm.
"roll!"
"Why are you here? If you go to school from the subway, you shouldn't pass by this road, right?"
"Oh~ I really need to mention this~"
I suddenly thought: Will I inherit my father's business in the future and be the owner of an adult products store specializing in selling pornographic products, spending my life alone and sadly among massage sticks and inflatable dolls every day
Also, wearing school uniform.
"Although I was a little rushed in the morning, I am not tired at all when I think about having more time with Ye Lin!"
Xiaoqin then said sincerely:
I have to hide it from my father for now.
What a shame, Dad, I really wish you could go back to college and teach!
"Well... I have carefully studied the route that classmate Ye Lin takes to go to school a long time ago. Because I can see classmate Ye Lin again today, I got up excitedly at five o'clock in the morning. After taking the subway, I buried … No, I’m waiting here.”