Gong Caicai, who is very short but has big breasts, hit my abdominal muscles. I suddenly had the illusion that I had bumped into two volleyballs.
"I... my mother and her female classmate, the doctor of obstetrics and gynecology, did a lot of examinations on me... "
I was angry and funny, and at the same time I felt extremely lucky. If Aunt Ren had not slapped Dad, but crushed Dad's balls like she threatened before, then the "Chinese Amateur Series" would have been dead forever.
Eh? Old man, you are really keeping up with the times. You already know that everyone masturbates in front of the computer now! But 4 or 5 hours is too exaggerated. Where did you get the data
Is it my fault again? Monitor, are you too biased towards girls? This time Gong Caicai and I accidentally bumped into each other. Even if it is treated as a traffic accident, both parties should be equally responsible! Why should I be fully responsible when Gong Caicai cries? If you continue to be so partial, next time I bump into a girl, I won’t do anything but just sit on the ground and cry! It’s up to you to handle it then!
Who said I'm going to kill you? Originally, I wanted to go over and help you! You are so afraid of me. If I really go there, you might be frightened and faint, right? What have I done to make you think that I am a murderer
Gong Caicai never dared to go to crowded places. When she saw that there were no people in this passage, she walked up without thinking carefully. When she realized that the person opposite was me, she almost bumped into me.
In the afternoon, Xiaoqin finally came to class with her schoolbag on her back. I looked down from the back window of the classroom and saw Aunt Ren's Hornet sports car driving away from the school gate.
The old man saw that my posture was swaying and my punches were weak, so he angrily stopped me.
Unlike other families, the relationship between me and my father is, to a large extent, not that the father controls his son, but the other way around.
Xiaoqin didn't come to class in the morning, and she was taken somewhere by Aunt Ren.
“…”
“…”
Since the old man can kick his own grandson into shit, I firmly believe that he will also fulfill his promise of kicking me into Dongshan Lake.
I, a fierce lone wolf, walked in the corridor with my hands in my pockets, and my gloomy face clearly showed that I was in a bad mood. Even the seniors in the third grade of junior high school tried to go around the road as much as possible, so the road in front of me became empty, almost becoming a My dedicated channel.
They were all heading to the left. To outsiders, it seemed like I was deliberately blocking Gong Caicai's way.
"They ignored my resistance and tied me to the gynecological treatment chair... They took a look at everything!"
Because it was getting late, I took out a bag of ice cubes from the refrigerator, asked my dad to apply a cold compress, and then went out with my schoolbag on my back. As for the troublesome things about Xiaoqin, I’ll talk about it in the evening.
After I swore not to play League of Legends, the old man still looked displeased and told me to come back tomorrow when I had regained my energy. If I was still so depressed tomorrow, he would kick me into the lake.
It was really strong. She bumped her head in a daze and actually knocked me back half a step.
"Um...why was I beaten?"
But she herself was even worse. She took more than five steps back, then sat down on the ground with a thump.
"Hmph, 4 or 5 hours is not a long time? My grandson was in the university dormitory, masturbating with his comrades all night long!"
When he saw clearly that the person who snatched the phone was squad leader Shu Sha, he grinned and did not dare to speak.
A distorted expression of excitement appeared on Eunuch Cao's face, and he sneered: "Stupid! Only daughters should be educated with sticks and sticks! Jiejiejiejiejie—"
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to block the way!" Gong Caicai turned pale and awkwardly hid to the left of the corridor.
As he spoke, the right side of my father's face swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, making it difficult to speak.
It’s really unfair. Although LOL (League of Legends) is booming in China, because I only played Dota in an Internet cafe with Xiao Ding from Love Pet Hospital, I was still what he said was a “bad food”, so I never played LOL across borders. plan. In addition, Xiao Ding is a die-hard Dota fan. He looks down upon newcomers like LOL with all kinds of contempt. If you say that LOL is more fun than Data, he will break up with you.
Do I think that if I can play the piano, I will have an elegant temperament? Amy can not only play the piano but also the violin. I think she loves being a naughty child more than anyone else.
Eunuch Cao popped up from behind me at some point, admiring Gong Caicai's crying with great interest, and at the same time giving me a thumbs up.
"Don't take my life~~~wuwu~~~~I don't want to die~~~~!!" Gong Caicai didn't hear my words clearly at all, and she cried louder than before.
Dad grinned, "Forget about that bastard Director Cao! He came to me because he actually wanted to make a pornographic film for the 'Chinese Amateur Series'! He got the so-called blind date via WeChat! He planned to steal it after filming Sell it to a Japanese company that I have cooperated with before!"
Another fat boy who once chewed a lighter out of boredom in class and accidentally blew himself into a sausage mouth said: "I think twins are good! I want to adopt a stick education for my son! As for my daughter, I will raise her as a little princess!"
He looked around and saw that there were no teachers around, so he took out the mobile phone he had stolen from the school from his trouser pocket.
Who is the courageous gangster! Monitor, I don’t object if you like to be a good person, but why do you make me the bad guy every time? That is to say, Xiaoqin is not around. If Xiaoqin is watching, I will show you what a "courageless bandit" is right now! I have to molest you in front of Xiaoqin, touch your and Gong Caicai's butts, and then run away laughing!
So before Gong Caicai dodged me, I had already made plans to give way and walked to the left of the corridor.
"Hmph, today's young people suffer from hemorrhoids and kidney disease at a young age. They always sit in front of the computer for 4 or 5 hours when they go home. Is masturbation so interesting?"
It had just rained today and the weather was cold, so she could put on the tight school uniform pants again instead of wearing a skirt that made her nervous, so she seemed a little happy.
"But... it's a bit of a gain..." Xiaoqin calmed down a little and said to me with a smile: "Mom asked me to give you a message: She won't kill you and Uncle Ye for the time being..."
Xiaoqin's face was red and she told me that her mother took her to the hospital today.
In a state of sleep deprivation and trance, I still insisted on running to Dongshan Lake and practiced boxing with the old man for a while.
The loudspeaker happened to pass by them and commented with great disdain on these boring people: "Stop being gay! Find a girlfriend first!"
"Didn't you say you went on a blind date with Director Cao? How is he doing? How come you've returned to such a virtuous manner?"
"Sir, you are so cool! How do you know that my disciple likes to hear girls scream? I, I will quickly record this sound!"
I smacked my lips and decisively walked to the right. Unexpectedly, Gong Caicai was so scared that she also went to the right.
"Asshole, you underestimate my dad! I've watched all the porn movies, how can I have such low expectations!" Dad said angrily, "Besides, the woman Director Cao found was only married for half a year, I heard. Husband! I don’t want to ruin other people’s marital happiness!”
"So... so shameful!!"
I have said before that I don't like bullying people, especially a crybaby like Gong Caicai. Only the weak will bully the weak.
Dad asked me pitifully while sitting on the sofa.
"Stop practicing! You look exhausted at such a young age. What's wrong with you? You must have masturbated too much last night!"
As soon as he sat on the ground, he wiped away tears.
I can't swim, so I have to have a good rest tonight. Even if the neighborhood committee comes to offer warmth, or CCTV comes to your home to interview you about whether you are happy, I won't open the door to them.
The bell rang, and I raised my face from my numb arms. In front of my eyes, close to the podium, Mr. Cao was discussing a very awkward topic with several male classmates who were not popular with girls: What should I do if I have a baby in the future? How to educate.
So the two of us finally bumped into each other.
I looked at her empty seat on the right, and I didn't know what to feel. Are you worried about her? Or are you afraid that she will continue to say something that will make Aunt Ren misunderstand me
Fortunately, I had a good night's sleep in the class teacher's English class and regained some energy.
After going to the toilet, I wandered in the corridor with the windows wide open, smelling the moist air after the rain, when I suddenly saw study committee member Gong Caicai walking across from me with his head lowered.
"Don't, don't kill me! I don't want to die yet~~~~~!!"
"Later, after asking for a long time, I found out that it is the favorite computer game among their young people. It is called 'Lu, Lu, Lu'. I heard that all elementary school students play it, and they just play it all night if they have nothing to do. Did you also play that game yesterday? !”
Don't be kidding, a woman who can be dragged into filming pornographic movies by a few empty words from Director Cao will never have a happy marriage no matter how she thinks about it! After all, you still face Sora Aoi and Nishino Sho behind the screen every day. The threshold is too high, so most women can't stand it! If Director Cao finds a beautiful one, Dad, your Chinese amateur series should be launched in Japan, right? Do you want to be embarrassed and thrown into the Pacific Ocean
The last time, I quickly turned to the left. As a result, Gong Caicai felt that she had blocked me twice. This was exactly the rhythm of being killed after school. She was so anxious that she was about to cry and tried desperately to avoid me.
Are you looking at me in the mirror? Why are you copying my moves? There is a limit to being stupid, okay? Just stand where you are and don't move, we'll both pass by right
"That day, he finally came to see me with his father. He actually hid in the grass at the door of the house. When I got close, he suddenly jumped out and scared people. He even shouted something like 'Demacia'! I just kicked him. Shit’s up there!”
"Who! Who did this! Someone from my student union! How dare you..."
Eh? Old man, don’t be too direct with your words! Although we are all men, if you, an elder, say that to me, even if I am wronged, I will feel a little embarrassed!
“…”
The squad leader put the confiscated mobile phone in his pocket, walked forward to help Gong Caicai, and at the same time turned back and glared at me.
Xiaoqin covered her face with her hands, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
So I didn’t answer dad’s question, but asked instead:
Before he could press the record button, he was hit hard on the head and his phone was snatched cleanly.
"Ouch~ Ouch~ It hurts me so much!"
There was no teacher in the corridor, and the boys and girls all looked at each other. No one dared to go over to help Gong Caicai, as if I was deliberately bullying her. Anyone who dared to help her would be regarded as a provocation by me and suffer a very miserable end.
Are you willing to send your daughter to school to be with me? Is the misunderstanding finally resolved
That means "look at the good things you do"!
"Stand up!" I said to Gong Caicai, who was sitting on the ground crying. "Can you be normal? We are a society governed by the rule of law, and no one wants your life!"
"I didn't expect you to be very determined, dad!" I said sarcastically, "I thought you had been lonely for many years and then you just gave up when you met a woman!"
The monitor comforted Gong Caicai for a long time like a mother comforting her child. I could vaguely hear words such as "He is a cowardless gangster who dares not kill anyone" and "I will walk with you for a while after school."
A pale-faced boy said: "I will train my son to be a master! And he must have an elegant temperament and be able to play the piano!"
"After masturbating, we exchanged experiences with each other and prepared to continue masturbating at the Internet cafe the next day!"
Needless to say, I chose the left side just like me.