People who have raised dogs generally know that there is a relatively obscene way of greeting dogs, which is to sniff each other's butts, which is roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans.
You are too unreasonable! Co-authored: In your opinion, dogs can never make mistakes. If they make mistakes, is it the owner's responsibility? Sure enough, it is a childish idea only people who have never raised a dog have!
I grabbed the dog leash and pulled hard, pulling it away from the little black dog's back just a second before Obama could get it. The monitor also hurriedly held the little black dog in his arms, comforting the frightened little one. Poor, while looking at Obama who was still standing with extremely distrustful eyes, and me dragging him back by the dog leash.
As a tall, handsome and wealthy man from the United States, Obama first walked around the little black dog, sniffed the little black dog's butt in a gentlemanly manner, and then...
Obama was eating grass at my feet, and I stroked his dog's head out of boredom, thinking about Xiaoqin and the bug, my father's swollen face, and of course the hateful monitor.
But after hearing this, the fat middle-aged man suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became more solemn:
Then he pounced on me like a zombie coming out of its cage!
"Class food chain?" The monitor frowned and looked at me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
"Class food chain?" The monitor frowned and looked at me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
However, a middle-aged fat man holding a Pekingese dog and holding a cigarette came over. As soon as he saw Obama, he was full of praise for the color of his coat.
He pressed the little black dog's waist with his two strong front paws, stood upright with his hind paws, and then straightened his crotch. The red and swollen thing under his legs was about to perform the ceremony of husband and wife!
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
You are too unreasonable! Co-authored: In your opinion, dogs can never make mistakes. If they make mistakes, is it the owner's responsibility? Sure enough, it is a childish idea only people who have never raised a dog have!
With this thought, I led Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with my legs crossed, and made an indifferent expression to the monitor.
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
Obama was eating grass at my feet, and I stroked his dog's head out of boredom, thinking about Xiaoqin and the bug, my father's swollen face, and of course the hateful monitor.
Then he pounced on me like a zombie coming out of its cage!
Eh? What does naming a dog Obama have to do with patriotism
But after hearing this, the fat middle-aged man suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became more solemn:
After little Jingba left, Obama ran into some evil spirits and suddenly ran towards the bushes behind the green belt. But as soon as he took two steps, the dog leash that I was holding on to came to an end, and he had to turn his face to look at me. He gritted his teeth and looked anxious.
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
At first, the monitor thought the two dogs were just having fun. He was excited to see them playing at such a close distance, but he didn’t expect them to mate! Moreover, there is such a huge difference in size, the man’s face is anxious and terrifying, and the woman is trembling and resigned to her fate, it’s like a rape scene!
The squad leader took a deep breath and thought about it carefully before saying, "I'm afraid sometimes..."
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
"This dog is quite expensive, isn't it? Who did you buy it from, young man? How much did it cost?"
Still not looking at me, just focusing on the little black dog in my arms.
"Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic!"
Dogs do a lot of bad things! If not properly trained, they will defecate everywhere. Some puppies will bark wildly in the middle of the night. As for chewing sofa cushions and destroying furniture, these are common problems of many big dogs - dogs are not as cute as you think!
I grabbed the dog leash and pulled hard, pulling it away from the little black dog's back just a second before Obama could get it. The monitor also hurriedly held the little black dog in his arms, comforting the frightened little one. Poor, while looking at Obama who was still standing with extremely distrustful eyes, and me dragging him back by the dog leash.
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
When I sat back on the bench and let the little black dog calm down again, the monitor spoke coolly as if he was talking to himself, and seemed to be expecting my answer.
Besides, monitor, since you think I'm like Obama, who takes off her pants when I see a woman, why don't you stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily. You are so close to me. Aren't you afraid that I will tarnish your reputation
"All good dogs have been taught bad things by you."
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
"Obama."
Because it failed to achieve its goal, the thing under Obama's crotch was red and purple, and shaped like a hammer. It always reminded me of part of the Soviet flag. The monitor was embarrassed to look here, so he had to turn his face away while speaking.
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
The middle-aged fat man smiled and said: "It seems that the Prime Minister of Japan still can't offend the President of the United States!" After that, he took Jingba and other puppies to play.
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
No, I accidentally said this self-made term, so I have to change the subject quickly.
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
But as soon as I walked away, the little black dog in the squad leader's arms became restless again. Not only was it shaking all over, but it also let out a terrifying scream, as if it had been abused, which made many dog lovers in the square panic. Staring at the monitor with strange eyes.
The squad leader glanced at me in the woods complainingly, and sat on the bench anxiously waiting for me, an expert in animal comfort, to return. I thought if I kept her waiting for a few more minutes, she would not be able to stand the questioning looks from the people around her. I sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
With this thought, I led Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with my legs crossed, and made an indifferent expression to the monitor.
He pressed the little black dog's waist with his two strong front paws, stood upright with his hind paws, and then straightened his crotch. The red and swollen thing under his legs was about to perform the ceremony of husband and wife!
Near me, a natural pacifier of animals, the little black dog trembled less than before. The monitor breathed a sigh of relief and stretched out a snow-white slender finger to let the little black dog hold it with his two paws and hold it with his nose. Rub hard.
But he didn't come close to me. Instead, he sat on the edge of the bench as far away from me as possible. He almost fell off.
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
As a tall, handsome and wealthy man from the United States, Obama first walked around the little black dog, sniffed the little black dog's butt in a gentlemanly manner, and then...
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
The squad leader didn't show any weakness. He held the little black dog and sat on the bench on the opposite side. He was more than 10 meters away from me. We were holding our breath and neither of us looked at the other.
You are too unreasonable! Co-authored: In your opinion, dogs can never make mistakes. If they make mistakes, is it the owner's responsibility? Sure enough, it is a childish idea only people who have never raised a dog have!
He pressed the little black dog's waist with his two strong front paws, stood upright with his hind paws, and then straightened his crotch. The red and swollen thing under his legs was about to perform the ceremony of husband and wife!
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
"You always like to use violence to solve problems. Of course others will be afraid of you."
In my mind, I was angry with the squad leader, so I replied casually: "It didn't cost any money, it was a gift from my relative."
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
Are you using me as an acid-base neutralizer? To you, am I worthless except for allowing you to fulfill your long-cherished wish to be intimate with animals? Look at the way you sit on the bench! You are completely disgusted and despised by me. Your body is facing the outside of the bench and you are sitting at an angle of 45 degrees. Where is your standard military posture of sitting upright and standing tall in school
Dogs do a lot of bad things! If not properly trained, they will defecate everywhere. Some puppies will bark wildly in the middle of the night. As for chewing sofa cushions and destroying furniture, these are common problems of many big dogs - dogs are not as cute as you think!
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
But as soon as I walked away, the little black dog in the squad leader's arms became restless again. Not only was it shaking all over, but it also let out a terrifying scream, as if it had been abused, which made many dog lovers in the square panic. Staring at the monitor with strange eyes.
"All good dogs have been taught bad things by you."
And Obama just simply wants to mate! Can you please stop applying human logic to dogs? If you want to breed a purebred dog like Obama with a top-notch coat, you might have to pay money! I don't care about the squad leader, just ask for money!
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
Besides, monitor, since you think I'm like Obama, who takes off her pants when I see a woman, why don't you stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily. You are so close to me. Aren't you afraid that I will tarnish your reputation
"Class food chain?" The monitor frowned and looked at me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Obama was eating grass at my feet, and I stroked his dog's head out of boredom, thinking about Xiaoqin and the bug, my father's swollen face, and of course the hateful monitor.
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
But after hearing this, the fat middle-aged man suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became more solemn:
With this thought, I led Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with my legs crossed, and made an indifferent expression to the monitor.
The squad leader didn't show any weakness. He held the little black dog and sat on the bench on the opposite side. He was more than 10 meters away from me. We were holding our breath and neither of us looked at the other.
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
"I obviously didn't harm them, why don't they like me?"
The squad leader glanced at me in the woods complainingly, and sat on the bench anxiously waiting for me, an expert in animal comfort, to return. I thought if I kept her waiting for a few more minutes, she would not be able to stand the questioning looks from the people around her. I sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.
The squad leader didn't show any weakness. He held the little black dog and sat on the bench on the opposite side. He was more than 10 meters away from me. We were holding our breath and neither of us looked at the other.
You are too unreasonable! Co-authored: In your opinion, dogs can never make mistakes. If they make mistakes, is it the owner's responsibility? Sure enough, it is a childish idea only people who have never raised a dog have!
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
He pressed the little black dog's waist with his two strong front paws, stood upright with his hind paws, and then straightened his crotch. The red and swollen thing under his legs was about to perform the ceremony of husband and wife!
"Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic!"
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
I remember my dad told me that when he was teaching at the university, there was an American student who named his dog Zhou Enlai. As a result, the Chinese student in the dormitory almost got into a fight with him. In fact, the international student respected Zhou Enlai very much. Oh, and his other dog is named Lincoln!
However, a middle-aged fat man holding a Pekingese dog and holding a cigarette came over. As soon as he saw Obama, he was full of praise for the color of his coat.
"I obviously didn't harm them, why don't they like me?"
Obama was eating grass at my feet, and I stroked his dog's head out of boredom, thinking about Xiaoqin and the bug, my father's swollen face, and of course the hateful monitor.
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
Eh? What does naming a dog Obama have to do with patriotism
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
Then he pounced on me like a zombie coming out of its cage!
So I moved my butt, sat on the edge of the bench, and turned my body to the other side to show a clear line with the monitor. In order to show that I was not on the same page as the obedient squad leader, I raised my legs even higher like a ruffian, and shook my sneakers desperately, as if I was kicking something invisible.
But he didn't come close to me. Instead, he sat on the edge of the bench as far away from me as possible. He almost fell off.
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
The middle-aged fat man smiled and said: "It seems that the Prime Minister of Japan still can't offend the President of the United States!" After that, he took Jingba and other puppies to play.
Still not looking at me, just focusing on the little black dog in my arms.
"This dog is quite expensive, isn't it? Who did you buy it from, young man? How much did it cost?"
Are you using me as an acid-base neutralizer? To you, am I worthless except for allowing you to fulfill your long-cherished wish to be intimate with animals? Look at the way you sit on the bench! You are completely disgusted and despised by me. Your body is facing the outside of the bench and you are sitting at an angle of 45 degrees. Where is your standard military posture of sitting upright and standing tall in school
"Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic!"
"This dog is quite expensive, isn't it? Who did you buy it from, young man? How much did it cost?"
I remember my dad told me that when he was teaching at the university, there was an American student who named his dog Zhou Enlai. As a result, the Chinese student in the dormitory almost got into a fight with him. In fact, the international student respected Zhou Enlai very much. Oh, and his other dog is named Lincoln!
Near me, a natural pacifier of animals, the little black dog trembled less than before. The monitor breathed a sigh of relief and stretched out a snow-white slender finger to let the little black dog hold it with his two paws and hold it with his nose. Rub hard.
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
No, I accidentally said this self-made term, so I have to change the subject quickly.
But he didn't come close to me. Instead, he sat on the edge of the bench as far away from me as possible. He almost fell off.
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
The squad leader glanced at me in the woods complainingly, and sat on the bench anxiously waiting for me, an expert in animal comfort, to return. I thought if I kept her waiting for a few more minutes, she would not be able to stand the questioning looks from the people around her. I sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
Are you using me as an acid-base neutralizer? To you, am I worthless except for allowing you to fulfill your long-cherished wish to be intimate with animals? Look at the way you sit on the bench! You are completely disgusted and despised by me. Your body is facing the outside of the bench and you are sitting at an angle of 45 degrees. Where is your standard military posture of sitting upright and standing tall in school
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
The squad leader heard it from the side. The thumb and index finger of his right hand pinched the corner of the skirt tightly, as if he was jealous why he didn't have any relatives who had dogs.
So I moved my butt, sat on the edge of the bench, and turned my body to the other side to show a clear line with the monitor. In order to show that I was not on the same page as the obedient squad leader, I raised my legs even higher like a ruffian, and shook my sneakers desperately, as if I was kicking something invisible.
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
Tsk, you hate me, do I just like you? If you sit at an angle of 45 degrees, I can't!
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
Are you using me as an acid-base neutralizer? To you, am I worthless except for allowing you to fulfill your long-cherished wish to be intimate with animals? Look at the way you sit on the bench! You are completely disgusted and despised by me. Your body is facing the outside of the bench and you are sitting at an angle of 45 degrees. Where is your standard military posture of sitting upright and standing tall in school
So I moved my butt, sat on the edge of the bench, and turned my body to the other side to show a clear line with the monitor. In order to show that I was not on the same page as the obedient squad leader, I raised my legs even higher like a ruffian, and shook my sneakers desperately, as if I was kicking something invisible.
At first, the monitor thought the two dogs were just having fun. He was excited to see them playing at such a close distance, but he didn’t expect them to mate! Moreover, there is such a huge difference in size, the man’s face is anxious and terrifying, and the woman is trembling and resigned to her fate, it’s like a rape scene!
I have always thought that this name is very strange. It was probably the first time for the squad leader to hear the name of a dog. She frowned slightly, as if if she were the owner of the dog, she would definitely give it a name that was more elegant and less vulgar.
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
With this thought, I led Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with my legs crossed, and made an indifferent expression to the monitor.
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
So I moved my butt, sat on the edge of the bench, and turned my body to the other side to show a clear line with the monitor. In order to show that I was not on the same page as the obedient squad leader, I raised my legs even higher like a ruffian, and shook my sneakers desperately, as if I was kicking something invisible.
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
After the squad leader came over, Obama felt threatened and stopped eating grass. He held a few grass blades in his mouth and looked at the dogs not far away in a daze. At this time, it saw my feet moving and thought I was teasing it, so it jumped up to catch my feet like a cat chasing a butterfly. Because the sneakers are very thick, they won’t break if it scratches and bites them, so I just let it catch and play with them.
Besides, monitor, since you think I'm like Obama, who takes off her pants when I see a woman, why don't you stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily. You are so close to me. Aren't you afraid that I will tarnish your reputation
I hummed: "I haven't harmed anyone yet! I haven't seen anyone like me anymore!"
So I moved my butt, sat on the edge of the bench, and turned my body to the other side to show a clear line with the monitor. In order to show that I was not on the same page as the obedient squad leader, I raised my legs even higher like a ruffian, and shook my sneakers desperately, as if I was kicking something invisible.
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
I hummed: "I haven't harmed anyone yet! I haven't seen anyone like me anymore!"
People who have raised dogs generally know that there is a relatively obscene way of greeting dogs, which is to sniff each other's butts, which is roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans.
The squad leader turned his face and looked into my eyes, as if he didn't believe that I hadn't harmed anyone.
The middle-aged fat man smiled and said: "It seems that the Prime Minister of Japan still can't offend the President of the United States!" After that, he took Jingba and other puppies to play.
I disagreed, "Those who saw me for the first time were also afraid of me. How do you explain this?"
Tsk, you hate me, do I just like you? If you sit at an angle of 45 degrees, I can't!
Are you using me as an acid-base neutralizer? To you, am I worthless except for allowing you to fulfill your long-cherished wish to be intimate with animals? Look at the way you sit on the bench! You are completely disgusted and despised by me. Your body is facing the outside of the bench and you are sitting at an angle of 45 degrees. Where is your standard military posture of sitting upright and standing tall in school
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
"Class food chain?" The monitor frowned and looked at me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
As a tall, handsome and wealthy man from the United States, Obama first walked around the little black dog, sniffed the little black dog's butt in a gentlemanly manner, and then...
However, a middle-aged fat man holding a Pekingese dog and holding a cigarette came over. As soon as he saw Obama, he was full of praise for the color of his coat.
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
You are too unreasonable! Co-authored: In your opinion, dogs can never make mistakes. If they make mistakes, is it the owner's responsibility? Sure enough, it is a childish idea only people who have never raised a dog have!
And Obama just simply wants to mate! Can you please stop applying human logic to dogs? If you want to breed a purebred dog like Obama with a top-notch coat, you might have to pay money! I don't care about the squad leader, just ask for money!
Still not looking at me, just focusing on the little black dog in my arms.
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
"This dog is quite expensive, isn't it? Who did you buy it from, young man? How much did it cost?"
At first, the monitor thought the two dogs were just having fun. He was excited to see them playing at such a close distance, but he didn’t expect them to mate! Moreover, there is such a huge difference in size, the man’s face is anxious and terrifying, and the woman is trembling and resigned to her fate, it’s like a rape scene!
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
However, a middle-aged fat man holding a Pekingese dog and holding a cigarette came over. As soon as he saw Obama, he was full of praise for the color of his coat.
People who have raised dogs generally know that there is a relatively obscene way of greeting dogs, which is to sniff each other's butts, which is roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans.
In my mind, I was angry with the squad leader, so I replied casually: "It didn't cost any money, it was a gift from my relative."
But after hearing this, the fat middle-aged man suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became more solemn:
Besides, monitor, since you think I'm like Obama, who takes off her pants when I see a woman, why don't you stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily. You are so close to me. Aren't you afraid that I will tarnish your reputation
At first, the monitor thought the two dogs were just having fun. He was excited to see them playing at such a close distance, but he didn’t expect them to mate! Moreover, there is such a huge difference in size, the man’s face is anxious and terrifying, and the woman is trembling and resigned to her fate, it’s like a rape scene!
"Obama."
"You always like to use violence to solve problems. Of course others will be afraid of you."
However, a middle-aged fat man holding a Pekingese dog and holding a cigarette came over. As soon as he saw Obama, he was full of praise for the color of his coat.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
No, I accidentally said this self-made term, so I have to change the subject quickly.
The squad leader heard it from the side. The thumb and index finger of his right hand pinched the corner of the skirt tightly, as if he was jealous why he didn't have any relatives who had dogs.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
Then he pounced on me like a zombie coming out of its cage!
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
"All good dogs have been taught bad things by you."
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
"Class food chain?" The monitor frowned and looked at me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
However, a middle-aged fat man holding a Pekingese dog and holding a cigarette came over. As soon as he saw Obama, he was full of praise for the color of his coat.
At first, the monitor thought the two dogs were just having fun. He was excited to see them playing at such a close distance, but he didn’t expect them to mate! Moreover, there is such a huge difference in size, the man’s face is anxious and terrifying, and the woman is trembling and resigned to her fate, it’s like a rape scene!
And Obama just simply wants to mate! Can you please stop applying human logic to dogs? If you want to breed a purebred dog like Obama with a top-notch coat, you might have to pay money! I don't care about the squad leader, just ask for money!
"Obama."
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
The squad leader glanced at me in the woods complainingly, and sat on the bench anxiously waiting for me, an expert in animal comfort, to return. I thought if I kept her waiting for a few more minutes, she would not be able to stand the questioning looks from the people around her. I sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.
Besides, monitor, since you think I'm like Obama, who takes off her pants when I see a woman, why don't you stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily. You are so close to me. Aren't you afraid that I will tarnish your reputation
As a tall, handsome and wealthy man from the United States, Obama first walked around the little black dog, sniffed the little black dog's butt in a gentlemanly manner, and then...
Eh? What does naming a dog Obama have to do with patriotism
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
I have always thought that this name is very strange. It was probably the first time for the squad leader to hear the name of a dog. She frowned slightly, as if if she were the owner of the dog, she would definitely give it a name that was more elegant and less vulgar.
The squad leader took a deep breath and thought about it carefully before saying, "I'm afraid sometimes..."
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
But after hearing this, the fat middle-aged man suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became more solemn:
Tsk, you hate me, do I just like you? If you sit at an angle of 45 degrees, I can't!
After the squad leader came over, Obama felt threatened and stopped eating grass. He held a few grass blades in his mouth and looked at the dogs not far away in a daze. At this time, it saw my feet moving and thought I was teasing it, so it jumped up to catch my feet like a cat chasing a butterfly. Because the sneakers are very thick, they won’t break if it scratches and bites them, so I just let it catch and play with them.
"All good dogs have been taught bad things by you."
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
"Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic!"
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
Because it failed to achieve its goal, the thing under Obama's crotch was red and purple, and shaped like a hammer. It always reminded me of part of the Soviet flag. The monitor was embarrassed to look here, so he had to turn his face away while speaking.
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
Besides, monitor, since you think I'm like Obama, who takes off her pants when I see a woman, why don't you stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily. You are so close to me. Aren't you afraid that I will tarnish your reputation
Eh? What does naming a dog Obama have to do with patriotism
Obama was eating grass at my feet, and I stroked his dog's head out of boredom, thinking about Xiaoqin and the bug, my father's swollen face, and of course the hateful monitor.
"All good dogs have been taught bad things by you."
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
I remember my dad told me that when he was teaching at the university, there was an American student who named his dog Zhou Enlai. As a result, the Chinese student in the dormitory almost got into a fight with him. In fact, the international student respected Zhou Enlai very much. Oh, and his other dog is named Lincoln!
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
Because it failed to achieve its goal, the thing under Obama's crotch was red and purple, and shaped like a hammer. It always reminded me of part of the Soviet flag. The monitor was embarrassed to look here, so he had to turn his face away while speaking.
In my mind, I was angry with the squad leader, so I replied casually: "It didn't cost any money, it was a gift from my relative."
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
Still not looking at me, just focusing on the little black dog in my arms.
I hummed: "I haven't harmed anyone yet! I haven't seen anyone like me anymore!"
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
But after hearing this, the fat middle-aged man suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became more solemn:
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
The middle-aged fat man smiled and said: "It seems that the Prime Minister of Japan still can't offend the President of the United States!" After that, he took Jingba and other puppies to play.
I remember my dad told me that when he was teaching at the university, there was an American student who named his dog Zhou Enlai. As a result, the Chinese student in the dormitory almost got into a fight with him. In fact, the international student respected Zhou Enlai very much. Oh, and his other dog is named Lincoln!
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
As a tall, handsome and wealthy man from the United States, Obama first walked around the little black dog, sniffed the little black dog's butt in a gentlemanly manner, and then...
But as soon as I walked away, the little black dog in the squad leader's arms became restless again. Not only was it shaking all over, but it also let out a terrifying scream, as if it had been abused, which made many dog lovers in the square panic. Staring at the monitor with strange eyes.
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
No, I accidentally said this self-made term, so I have to change the subject quickly.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
Perhaps because both of them had been heads of state, Obama also became interested in Junichiro Koizumi, so he put his nose behind Junichiro Koizumi and sniffed him. He was disappointed to find that the guy was a male dog, so he barked savagely, Koizumi Junichiro was so frightened that he shrank behind his master's legs.
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
People who have raised dogs generally know that there is a relatively obscene way of greeting dogs, which is to sniff each other's butts, which is roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans.
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
The monitor hesitated for a moment, "But... maybe it's similar to the reason why animals hate me. However, as long as you treat people sincerely, you will always meet friends who treat you sincerely!"
Then he pounced on me like a zombie coming out of its cage!
I disagreed, "Those who saw me for the first time were also afraid of me. How do you explain this?"
Besides, monitor, since you think I'm like Obama, who takes off her pants when I see a woman, why don't you stay away from me? You are as pure as a lily. You are so close to me. Aren't you afraid that I will tarnish your reputation
The middle-aged fat man smiled and said: "It seems that the Prime Minister of Japan still can't offend the President of the United States!" After that, he took Jingba and other puppies to play.
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
After little Jingba left, Obama ran into some evil spirits and suddenly ran towards the bushes behind the green belt. But as soon as he took two steps, the dog leash that I was holding on to came to an end, and he had to turn his face to look at me. He gritted his teeth and looked anxious.
But after hearing this, the fat middle-aged man suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became more solemn:
The squad leader didn't show any weakness. He held the little black dog and sat on the bench on the opposite side. He was more than 10 meters away from me. We were holding our breath and neither of us looked at the other.
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
And Obama just simply wants to mate! Can you please stop applying human logic to dogs? If you want to breed a purebred dog like Obama with a top-notch coat, you might have to pay money! I don't care about the squad leader, just ask for money!
"They say that a dog's personality is affected by its owner. I think it's absolutely true! This puppy has just been cured of his illness and is so small. How can you bear it... "
And Obama just simply wants to mate! Can you please stop applying human logic to dogs? If you want to breed a purebred dog like Obama with a top-notch coat, you might have to pay money! I don't care about the squad leader, just ask for money!
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
The squad leader glanced at me in the woods complainingly, and sat on the bench anxiously waiting for me, an expert in animal comfort, to return. I thought if I kept her waiting for a few more minutes, she would not be able to stand the questioning looks from the people around her. I sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
"I obviously didn't harm them, why don't they like me?"
I hummed: "I haven't harmed anyone yet! I haven't seen anyone like me anymore!"
Dogs do a lot of bad things! If not properly trained, they will defecate everywhere. Some puppies will bark wildly in the middle of the night. As for chewing sofa cushions and destroying furniture, these are common problems of many big dogs - dogs are not as cute as you think!
I grabbed the dog leash and pulled hard, pulling it away from the little black dog's back just a second before Obama could get it. The monitor also hurriedly held the little black dog in his arms, comforting the frightened little one. Poor, while looking at Obama who was still standing with extremely distrustful eyes, and me dragging him back by the dog leash.
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
Are you using me as an acid-base neutralizer? To you, am I worthless except for allowing you to fulfill your long-cherished wish to be intimate with animals? Look at the way you sit on the bench! You are completely disgusted and despised by me. Your body is facing the outside of the bench and you are sitting at an angle of 45 degrees. Where is your standard military posture of sitting upright and standing tall in school
And Obama just simply wants to mate! Can you please stop applying human logic to dogs? If you want to breed a purebred dog like Obama with a top-notch coat, you might have to pay money! I don't care about the squad leader, just ask for money!
After the squad leader came over, Obama felt threatened and stopped eating grass. He held a few grass blades in his mouth and looked at the dogs not far away in a daze. At this time, it saw my feet moving and thought I was teasing it, so it jumped up to catch my feet like a cat chasing a butterfly. Because the sneakers are very thick, they won’t break if it scratches and bites them, so I just let it catch and play with them.
But as soon as I walked away, the little black dog in the squad leader's arms became restless again. Not only was it shaking all over, but it also let out a terrifying scream, as if it had been abused, which made many dog lovers in the square panic. Staring at the monitor with strange eyes.
The middle-aged fat man smiled and said: "It seems that the Prime Minister of Japan still can't offend the President of the United States!" After that, he took Jingba and other puppies to play.
No, I accidentally said this self-made term, so I have to change the subject quickly.
No, I accidentally said this self-made term, so I have to change the subject quickly.
I disagreed, "Those who saw me for the first time were also afraid of me. How do you explain this?"
"Obama."
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
The squad leader glanced at me in the woods complainingly, and sat on the bench anxiously waiting for me, an expert in animal comfort, to return. I thought if I kept her waiting for a few more minutes, she would not be able to stand the questioning looks from the people around her. I sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.
After the squad leader came over, Obama felt threatened and stopped eating grass. He held a few grass blades in his mouth and looked at the dogs not far away in a daze. At this time, it saw my feet moving and thought I was teasing it, so it jumped up to catch my feet like a cat chasing a butterfly. Because the sneakers are very thick, they won’t break if it scratches and bites them, so I just let it catch and play with them.
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
Then he pounced on me like a zombie coming out of its cage!
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
Obama squatted under the apple tree and pooped. The poop was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt. I don’t know what he had eaten. Halfway through pooping, he grunted and became constipated.
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
People who have raised dogs generally know that there is a relatively obscene way of greeting dogs, which is to sniff each other's butts, which is roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans.
"I obviously didn't harm them, why don't they like me?"
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
I have always thought that this name is very strange. It was probably the first time for the squad leader to hear the name of a dog. She frowned slightly, as if if she were the owner of the dog, she would definitely give it a name that was more elegant and less vulgar.
"Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic!"
The little black dog in the squad leader’s arms was not so lively. Seeing that Obama and I were having a good time, she wanted to join in but found it hard to say, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways, thinking I hadn’t noticed. .
The monitor looked at me hatefully, as if it was not Obama who wanted to fuck the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human being.
When I sat back on the bench and let the little black dog calm down again, the monitor spoke coolly as if he was talking to himself, and seemed to be expecting my answer.
"This dog is quite expensive, isn't it? Who did you buy it from, young man? How much did it cost?"
Because it failed to achieve its goal, the thing under Obama's crotch was red and purple, and shaped like a hammer. It always reminded me of part of the Soviet flag. The monitor was embarrassed to look here, so he had to turn his face away while speaking.
"I obviously didn't harm them, why don't they like me?"
"You always like to use violence to solve problems. Of course others will be afraid of you."
I hummed: "I haven't harmed anyone yet! I haven't seen anyone like me anymore!"
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
After little Jingba left, Obama ran into some evil spirits and suddenly ran towards the bushes behind the green belt. But as soon as he took two steps, the dog leash that I was holding on to came to an end, and he had to turn his face to look at me. He gritted his teeth and looked anxious.
The squad leader turned his face and looked into my eyes, as if he didn't believe that I hadn't harmed anyone.
With this thought, I led Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with my legs crossed, and made an indifferent expression to the monitor.
Because it failed to achieve its goal, the thing under Obama's crotch was red and purple, and shaped like a hammer. It always reminded me of part of the Soviet flag. The monitor was embarrassed to look here, so he had to turn his face away while speaking.
When I sat back on the bench and let the little black dog calm down again, the monitor spoke coolly as if he was talking to himself, and seemed to be expecting my answer.
"Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic!"
The squad leader took a deep breath and thought about it carefully before saying, "I'm afraid sometimes..."
"You always like to use violence to solve problems. Of course others will be afraid of you."
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
After a while, I saw a figure flickering out of the corner of my eye. A girl with long flowing hair stood up from the bench opposite. Hesitantly, at first she wanted to walk in the direction of Love Pet Hospital, but she stopped and thought. After a while, he changed direction again, walked towards me, and finally sat down on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
I have always thought that this name is very strange. It was probably the first time for the squad leader to hear the name of a dog. She frowned slightly, as if if she were the owner of the dog, she would definitely give it a name that was more elegant and less vulgar.
Then he pounced on me like a zombie coming out of its cage!
I disagreed, "Those who saw me for the first time were also afraid of me. How do you explain this?"
When I sat back on the bench and let the little black dog calm down again, the monitor spoke coolly as if he was talking to himself, and seemed to be expecting my answer.
"Obama."
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
I don't know whether the little black dog was willing or was frightened by the squad leader's aura. He just trembled in place and showed no intention of resisting.
I grabbed the dog leash and pulled hard, pulling it away from the little black dog's back just a second before Obama could get it. The monitor also hurriedly held the little black dog in his arms, comforting the frightened little one. Poor, while looking at Obama who was still standing with extremely distrustful eyes, and me dragging him back by the dog leash.
The fat middle-aged man held his chin and looked at it for a while, then asked, "What's the name of this dog?"
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
In my mind, I was angry with the squad leader, so I replied casually: "It didn't cost any money, it was a gift from my relative."
The monitor hesitated for a moment, "But... maybe it's similar to the reason why animals hate me. However, as long as you treat people sincerely, you will always meet friends who treat you sincerely!"
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
The squad leader turned his face and looked into my eyes, as if he didn't believe that I hadn't harmed anyone.
"Class food chain?" The monitor frowned and looked at me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
I saw that it wouldn't be able to finish its work for a while, and the squad leader was waiting impatiently on the bench, so I put the dog's leash on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work on his own under the tree, then turned around and walked back to the bench to sit down. . Anyway, it was less than 20 steps away, even if it was separated by a few trees, it was impossible for Obama not to be able to find him.
Obama was eating grass at my feet, and I stroked his dog's head out of boredom, thinking about Xiaoqin and the bug, my father's swollen face, and of course the hateful monitor.
"Obama."
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
Perhaps because both of them had been heads of state, Obama also became interested in Junichiro Koizumi, so he put his nose behind Junichiro Koizumi and sniffed him. He was disappointed to find that the guy was a male dog, so he barked savagely, Koizumi Junichiro was so frightened that he shrank behind his master's legs.
When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but he hesitated. Later, he found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog for convenience, so he returned to his original attitude of being indifferent to me.
After little Jingba left, Obama ran into some evil spirits and suddenly ran towards the bushes behind the green belt. But as soon as he took two steps, the dog leash that I was holding on to came to an end, and he had to turn his face to look at me. He gritted his teeth and looked anxious.
The squad leader didn't show any weakness. He held the little black dog and sat on the bench on the opposite side. He was more than 10 meters away from me. We were holding our breath and neither of us looked at the other.
People who have raised dogs generally know that there is a relatively obscene way of greeting dogs, which is to sniff each other's butts, which is roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans.
"Class food chain?" The monitor frowned and looked at me, "What the hell are you talking about?"
I remember my dad told me that when he was teaching at the university, there was an American student who named his dog Zhou Enlai. As a result, the Chinese student in the dormitory almost got into a fight with him. In fact, the international student respected Zhou Enlai very much. Oh, and his other dog is named Lincoln!
I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the guardrail to the foot of an apple tree behind the bushes.
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
"You always like to use violence to solve problems. Of course others will be afraid of you."
Eh? What does naming a dog Obama have to do with patriotism
"I obviously didn't harm them, why don't they like me?"
You are too unreasonable! Co-authored: In your opinion, dogs can never make mistakes. If they make mistakes, is it the owner's responsibility? Sure enough, it is a childish idea only people who have never raised a dog have!
As a tall, handsome and wealthy man from the United States, Obama first walked around the little black dog, sniffed the little black dog's butt in a gentlemanly manner, and then...
No, I accidentally said this self-made term, so I have to change the subject quickly.
After the squad leader came over, Obama felt threatened and stopped eating grass. He held a few grass blades in his mouth and looked at the dogs not far away in a daze. At this time, it saw my feet moving and thought I was teasing it, so it jumped up to catch my feet like a cat chasing a butterfly. Because the sneakers are very thick, they won’t break if it scratches and bites them, so I just let it catch and play with them.
"There won't be such a person, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain. You can't let everyone like you. It's okay to have everyone afraid of you!"
So I cleared my throat, met the monitor's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth evilly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I like everyone to be afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - having said that, Monitor, aren't you sometimes afraid of me? In your eyes, don't I think I'm a heinous sinner? Why aren't you afraid of such a villain? "
I glanced at the Pekingese with a grimace, and the Pekingese looked back at me with a grimace. It seemed that the dog was a little older. It should have been named after Junichiro Koizumi when he was in office, right
Dogs do a lot of bad things! If not properly trained, they will defecate everywhere. Some puppies will bark wildly in the middle of the night. As for chewing sofa cushions and destroying furniture, these are common problems of many big dogs - dogs are not as cute as you think!
The squad leader took a deep breath and thought about it carefully before saying, "I'm afraid sometimes..."
"Of course it does matter! Look, the U.S. imperialists are tyrannical in the world and bombed our embassy. You put the name of their president on a dog and barked at it all day long. How relieved! No! To tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi!"
There's nothing praiseworthy about this patriotic behavior, right? At best, it’s just Ah Q’s spirit! Moreover, Amy’s naming of her dog Obama was not meant as an insult at all. Americans regard dogs as members of the family, and it is impossible to name a family member after someone they hate!
With this thought, I led Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with my legs crossed, and made an indifferent expression to the monitor.
Eh? What does naming a dog Obama have to do with patriotism
The benches in the square can obviously seat four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupied one side angrily, the remaining two seats in the middle were shrouded in a strange atmosphere. Although there were middle-aged people looking for seats in the square. Women, but no one chooses our side.
The squad leader took a deep breath and thought about it carefully before saying, "I'm afraid sometimes..."
Dogs do a lot of bad things! If not properly trained, they will defecate everywhere. Some puppies will bark wildly in the middle of the night. As for chewing sofa cushions and destroying furniture, these are common problems of many big dogs - dogs are not as cute as you think!