Although I feel sorry for Aunt Ren, "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang" is probably a really bad movie.
Shu Zhe heard it in the distance and sneered in disbelief: "Afraid of men? How is that possible? Brother Ye Lin is not a man? I think Brother Ye Lin is much scarier than me!"
"But what to use for friction? If you use too much force, it will explode with a bang and turn the movie theater into rubble!"
"It's true! Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome!" Xiao Qin admired from the bottom of her heart.
Is that a balloon or an atomic bomb? Even if I don’t have any common sense in physics, it still gives me a bit of a normal person’s thinking!
Because I have the above understanding of this film, I no longer have any illusions. I just plan to spend 1 hour and 40 minutes in front of the big screen peacefully. Anyway, I am not the only one who suffers.
"Is it so serious?" Although the monitor knew that Xiaoqin was afraid of boys, he didn't expect it to be to this extent. "During class, wasn't the classmate Niu Shili sitting on your right also a boy? Why didn't he see you because he was afraid? Why can’t I go to class?”
The evidence is that in the huge full high-definition movie and television hall, during the prime time on weekend afternoons, the occupancy rate is less than 1/10, and most of the seats are empty.
So I raised the current special situation to the squad leader on behalf of Xiaoqin.
Is that a balloon or an atomic bomb? Even if I don’t have any common sense in physics, it still gives me a bit of a normal person’s thinking!
Maybe it was my imagination, but I felt Xiaoqin's eyes hidden under her sunhat had murderous intent.
Xiaoqin had no choice but to sit obediently and let me rub and mess up her hair, which she had carefully combed before going out.
It’s finally time to turn off the lights and get ready to play the movie.
So I raised the current special situation to the squad leader on behalf of Xiaoqin.
Seeing Xiaoqin's sincere words, the squad leader was embarrassed to take advantage of others, so Xiaoqin got her wish and let me sit on her right side.
—I am SB! I am really SB! I actually finished watching this SB movie in the cinema! !
On Friday night, because I was afraid that I would not be mentally prepared and that I would be completely blown away by this movie, I specifically read the spoiler-free movie reviews online.
Even with gestures and winks, I finally understood that it was because the seats in the movie theater were all close to each other. Even though there was a gap between me, the boy Shu Zhe was still sitting too close to her, which triggered her androphobia. .
On a whim, she first used the sun hat to hold the balloon, and then placed the sun hat on the unoccupied seat on the left.
Seeing Xiaoqin's sincere words, the squad leader was embarrassed to take advantage of others, so Xiaoqin got her wish and let me sit on her right side.
However, thanks to Xiaoqin, the squad leader and Shu Zhe changed positions. The current formation is that I have Xiaoqin on the left and the squad leader on the right. On both sides are two young girls with very different styles. This makes me, a single person, quite proud. Give birth to the illusion of being hugged from left to right.
Five people, four good seats. Eunuch Cao had no good place in his own row, but he didn't care. Instead, he happily sat in the back row. There were fewer spectators in that row. He put his big backpack next to him. The empty seat was quite comfortable, with his fat body sitting right behind me.
I felt that I had failed to achieve my intended goal, so I lost my mood for fun and casually placed the static-charged balloon on the back of the seat in front of me. As expected, the balloon stuck.
Who exudes a soothing scent! You think I'm a mosquito repellent!
"... It should be possible. The calming smell exuded by classmate Ye Lin should be able to withstand my phobia."
Comments on Douban are as follows:
But no matter what, those three things are much more valuable than your balloons! What kind of crime do you deserve for hurting the feelings of your humble Japanese friends like this
"It's true! Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome!" Xiao Qin admired from the bottom of her heart.
It’s finally time to turn off the lights and get ready to play the movie.
Is that a balloon or an atomic bomb? Even if I don’t have any common sense in physics, it still gives me a bit of a normal person’s thinking!
At this time, Xiaoqin finally took off the sunhat she had been wearing for a long time. Although she had finished eating the marshmallows, she still had balloons in her hands, which were occupied by both hands. She was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to do with them.
... There is a unique and eye-catching title like "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang", and there is a martial arts director who has shown outstanding talents in "Chu Liuxiang: Wild Sands of Blood Sea". During the preparation period of the film, overwhelming advertising triggered The media continues to pay attention... However, does such a work mean that it is wonderful, beautiful and all other rare qualities? The answer is obviously no.
But no matter what, those three things are much more valuable than your balloons! What kind of crime do you deserve for hurting the feelings of your humble Japanese friends like this
... There is a unique and eye-catching title like "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang", and there is a martial arts director who has shown outstanding talents in "Chu Liuxiang: Wild Sands of Blood Sea". During the preparation period of the film, overwhelming advertising triggered The media continues to pay attention... However, does such a work mean that it is wonderful, beautiful and all other rare qualities? The answer is obviously no.
"Is it so serious?" Although the monitor knew that Xiaoqin was afraid of boys, he didn't expect it to be to this extent. "During class, wasn't the classmate Niu Shili sitting on your right also a boy? Why didn't he see you because he was afraid? Why can’t I go to class?”
However, thanks to Xiaoqin, the squad leader and Shu Zhe changed positions. The current formation is that I have Xiaoqin on the left and the squad leader on the right. On both sides are two young girls with very different styles. This makes me, a single person, quite proud. Give birth to the illusion of being hugged from left to right.
So I raised the current special situation to the squad leader on behalf of Xiaoqin.
... There is a unique and eye-catching title like "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang", and there is a martial arts director who has shown outstanding talents in "Chu Liuxiang: Wild Sands of Blood Sea". During the preparation period of the film, overwhelming advertising triggered The media continues to pay attention... However, does such a work mean that it is wonderful, beautiful and all other rare qualities? The answer is obviously no.
"Is it so serious?" Although the monitor knew that Xiaoqin was afraid of boys, he didn't expect it to be to this extent. "During class, wasn't the classmate Niu Shili sitting on your right also a boy? Why didn't he see you because he was afraid? Why can’t I go to class?”
"But what to use for friction? If you use too much force, it will explode with a bang and turn the movie theater into rubble!"
Comments from Baidu Tieba are:
In order to allow Xiao Qin to talk to the squad leader normally, I temporarily carried Shu Zhe to a farther position like a chicken.
"It's true! Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome!" Xiao Qin admired from the bottom of her heart.
—I am SB! I am really SB! I actually finished watching this SB movie in the cinema! !
Seeing Xiaoqin's sincere words, the squad leader was embarrassed to take advantage of others, so Xiaoqin got her wish and let me sit on her right side.
Five people, four good seats. Eunuch Cao had no good place in his own row, but he didn't care. Instead, he happily sat in the back row. There were fewer spectators in that row. He put his big backpack next to him. The empty seat was quite comfortable, with his fat body sitting right behind me.
Because I have the above understanding of this film, I no longer have any illusions. I just plan to spend 1 hour and 40 minutes in front of the big screen peacefully. Anyway, I am not the only one who suffers.
Next, the squad leader arranged for my younger brother to sit on my right, and then he sat on my younger brother's right, as if he was deliberately putting his younger brother between me and her.
Even with gestures and winks, I finally understood that it was because the seats in the movie theater were all close to each other. Even though there was a gap between me, the boy Shu Zhe was still sitting too close to her, which triggered her androphobia. .
But Xiaoqin was not satisfied with this seating arrangement. She was shaking slightly. I thought she was angry, but when I looked at her face carefully, I found that she was scared.
However, thanks to Xiaoqin, the squad leader and Shu Zhe changed positions. The current formation is that I have Xiaoqin on the left and the squad leader on the right. On both sides are two young girls with very different styles. This makes me, a single person, quite proud. Give birth to the illusion of being hugged from left to right.
Due to the low attendance, there are many empty seats, and everyone can sit wherever they like.
On Friday night, because I was afraid that I would not be mentally prepared and that I would be completely blown away by this movie, I specifically read the spoiler-free movie reviews online.
"... It should be possible. The calming smell exuded by classmate Ye Lin should be able to withstand my phobia."
Shu Zhe was not happy: "I don't want to sit next to Brother Ye Lin. He always likes to hit people! I was in pain for a whole week last time!"
"Just let me and classmate Ye Lin sit together, okay? o(>﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏