Director Cao tilted his head and looked at me.
"Little Ye Zi, isn't it just because you heard it's a short film that you're not interested?"
And I'm still underage! If you invite a minor to make pornographic films, even in the corrupt United States, you will be punished by going to jail!
I was confused by him.
"Actually, Xiao Yezi, with your physique and appearance, you are very suitable for filming an pornographic film, especially one with a plot, where you torture the heroine... the audience will definitely love watching it!"
His behavior made my skin crawl. I turned around and saw the big bed in the living room again.
"Ah!? How do you know that I plan to let you make porn movies!?" Director Cao was shocked.
He admitted nonchalantly.
"No...it's the character who was unable to defeat the protagonist in the first nine episodes and was beaten to death in the finale of the tenth episode. His name is 'Jinling Evil Young Man'..."
"Xiaoye, come on, come on, it's so hot in the room, take off your top first."
"Then...is he a villain who will join the protagonist's camp halfway?"
"Although I could only play supporting roles in the beginning, I didn't walk through the Avenue of Stars in a day!"
"Do you look like a director this time?"
"But you don't look much like a director?" I blurted out.
You are the little leaf! Don't be so quick to give me a stage name that resembles that of an AV actor! It looks like the stage name of the Japanese AV star "Chocolate Ball". You are trying to push the minor into the fire pit! Where are the heroic people's police? Rush in quickly, check the water meter, and put cold handcuffs on this lost director!
"Oh, you misunderstood!" Director Cao laughed and patted me on the shoulder.
I told a brief story about Cao Jingshen being my classmate, and also said that father and son looked very much alike, as if they were printed from the same mold. Of course, I didn't say that the two of them were equally shameless, dirty, obscene and obscene. Anyone could tell at a glance that they were a father and son who had lost a lot.
A very inflammatory speech.
"I want you to star in the short film I recently planned! It's martial arts style!"
The pink plaid director's hat is quite tacky.
I held on to a glimmer of hope.
My father took great pains to let me deliver the express because he knew that my dream of becoming a martial arts star had never been realized.
"The martial arts script I got this time was also written to me by an acquaintance in the industry. It is very suitable for micro-film adaptation. It is planned to be divided into ten episodes. Each episode is only 5 minutes. One episode can be filmed in a week. After the filming is completed, it will be posted online. Spread freely and listen to the opinions of the audience. This is also my first attempt as an A-movie director to enter the action film market. The strength we show will be noticed by investors!"
"Jiejiejiejiejie~~~~~ I have been waiting for half a year for the "Ultimate Tune | Teach People XXX" series, and I can finally have a sneak peek tonight!!"
Director Cao touched his beard sheepishly and smiled:
His face was solemn, like a saint about to be martyred.
"Little Ye Zi, are you a little worried?"
"Hey, the reason why I changed my name to Cao Jing is because I particularly admire fellow director Wang Jing!"
"Director Cao, that must be a villain, right?"
Uncle Cao ran to the neighboring room and quickly took a director's hat and put it on his head.
"Then, Director Cao, why did you change your name?"
Your Harry Potter looks like me! If I cut off my nose and shave off my eyebrows, I can play Lord Voldemort! Did you lie? You actually want to train me as a teenage version of Voldemort, and then let me move to the pornographic film industry, and play the role of Voldemort torturing Hermione in the pornographic film!
"But you are still underage. If I drag you into a porn movie, even in Japan and the United States, you will definitely not be able to eat it!"
Noticing the disdainful look I cast, Director Cao added:
Director Cao hasn’t given up yet.
“You don’t necessarily have to be a director if you have a beard!”
I can imagine Director Cao and the hero and heroine looking embarrassed when they were taken away by the police.
"But, didn't you just say that you planned to let me make porn films?"
"Well, Director Cao, if nothing happens, I'll go back right now."
He said it with full confidence.
"Alas, I have directed more than a dozen low-cost pornographic films in Japan and Hong Kong before, but I always feel regretful that I cannot make films in my hometown so that people in my hometown can appreciate my works."
"I would give my life for the day of my dreams and the underwear of a 10-year-old girl!"
As if he knew what I was thinking, Director Cao shook his hand vigorously.
"Micro-movies are a very trendy thing! Although they are screened online and cannot enter movie theaters, the publicity role cannot be ignored. They can create a name and attract the attention of investors. It is not impossible to make it into a series. It is very Promising!"
"I admire him not just because he has collaborated with Fa Ge and Xing Ye!"
I was speechless for him.
Director Cao faced the sunshine outside the floor-to-ceiling window and made an impassioned oath.
In fact, in my heart, I have a higher rating for you father and son, which should be a higher level of loss than perverts. But it does take considerable courage for an adult to admit that he is a pervert in front of a junior.
"So I returned to the mainland a few years ago, secretly contacted some actresses who were willing to take off their clothes, hired a few people, and planned to start filming here, but... "
I frowned.
"Yes, I don't plan to make pornographic movies."
Director Cao lowered his voice:
Director Cao stood up slightly as he spoke, showing off a bit of directorial aura.
"Hey, you young man is so stubborn."
"You... isn't this obvious? You have never done anything but porn movies before, and now you want to see my physique... "
"Although I was released after paying a lot of fines, my pornographic film career also stagnated, which disappointed me."
I won’t take it off! What the hell are you doing! Are you not only interested in little girls under 10 years old, but also your son's classmates? Or, I want to see if my figure is good enough and if I have the qualifications to be the leading actor in an porn film! I don’t want to be the leading actor in an porn movie! Even if I play the role of a vulture like Mr. Ji Chunhua, and play supporting roles in martial arts movies for the rest of my life, I will not play pornographic films!
Don’t regret it. If your porn film has been released in Japan, as long as it’s not too bad, compatriots in mainland China will have downloaded it and watched it online.
I really don’t want you to worry about me anymore, dad. As long as you cheer up, it doesn’t matter whether my dream comes true or not.
I don’t want to hear him talk about his pornographic dreams anymore, because I am surrounded by people of this type, and my thoughts are becoming increasingly impure.
After listening to what I said, Director Cao sighed.
"No! Boss Ye asked you to deliver the goods because he wanted me to see your qualifications!"
Director Cao stopped me from leaving.
"It turned out that because the actress screamed too loudly and the noise disturbed the residents, she was reported by the neighbors!"
"Hmph, actually, uncle, my original name was not Cao Jing. It was changed later. Do you know why?"
I admire you, senior.
"why?"
Uncle Cao took the H comic package from my hand and placed it carefully and heavily on the round table.
"But I have a beard!" Uncle Cao gestured on his chin with his hand.
Don't imitate Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream"! Please apologize to the black civil rights activists! Please apologize to the 37 million black people in the United States! !
Uncle Cao seemed to have noticed that I was looking at the computer screen on his round table, and he didn’t even bother to cover up such embarrassing information as purchasing a little girl’s underwear.
"I bought that bed to prepare for filming an pornographic film in mainland China!" Director Cao said bluntly.
"It turns out that brat of mine is often taken care of by you! He didn't even tell me, how ignorant he is!"
I was speechless with my mouth open.
"Why is it allowed to make pornographic films in mainland China?"
"In order to cater to the tastes of young people, the characters in this play are relatively young. There is a role in it that is very suitable for you to play! I am serious! The first time I saw you, I was very convinced that you are suitable for this role!"
Damn, isn't that the final BOSS? It took me a long time to get me to play the villain!
"Oh, Xiaoye, as you can see, uncle, I am a pervert!"
"Child, let me tell you, I have a dream: that one day porn movies will be able to appear openly in the sun, people will no longer despise porn actors and porn directors, and the critics who used to despise porn movies will be able to compete with porn movies. The film directors sat together to discuss the plot of SM, and the defenders who used to despise pornographic film actors can attend a charity party with pornographic film stars... I dream that the bumpy and tortuous road of making pornographic films in mainland China will one day become smooth, Holy Light revealed , full of light in the world..."
"So, before you become an adult, I plan to train you as a child star like Harry Potter. When you become an adult, you will follow me to the porn industry. Then, wouldn't it be a win-win cooperation and everyone would be happy?"
Director Cao squinted his eyes and looked left and right at me.
"I admire him just because he has directed Category III films! And he has been trying to make larger-scale Chinese pornographic films! I heard that he once wore a hood and became the leading actor in an pornographic film!"
I originally wanted to yell at him, but he was my dad's friend after all, and I wanted to save some face for my dad.
Director Cao looked at the street market below the floor-to-ceiling windows with a penetrating gaze, as if the cause he was devoted to was ten times more important than the liberation of all mankind.
Speaking of the excitement, Director Cao was frothing, his eyes were rolled up, his hands were like chicken claws, and his tongue was sticking out of his mouth for more than two feet, looking like a ghost.
Hong Kong director Wong Jing is very famous. Chow Yun-fat's "God of Gamblers" and Stephen Chow's "The Official" are both masterpieces directed by him.
What's the meaning? There was a doubt in my mind: Could it be that the director my father had met online before was the one he was talking about? But damn, this is a pornographic film director! Dad, you haven’t sold out your teammates so completely! Isn't it 10,000 times more embarrassing for my son to take off all his clothes and shoot a pornographic film in front of the camera than in an adult products online store
"Because, as a director..."
Even the ghost's laughter is exactly the same as Cao Jingshen's.
"Even a beautiful woman like Shu Qi has collaborated with Wang Jing in a tertiary film. It's really enviable!"
The middle-aged uncle asked curiously: "Huh? How do you know my son?"
"Well, even though he is not a positive character, he still has some shining points of humanity in him!"
"Hey, little Ye Zi, why do you look so bad? Didn't you catch a cold when you suddenly turned on the air conditioner and got cold and hot?"