I wanted to ask Xiaoqin to help me out, but I felt that doing so would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Moreover, if Aunt Ren was alerted, she would have a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand me, and I might even die. catch up.
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
"Actually... In fact, I should be pretty lucky to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, right? At least the person I am dedicating myself to is not an old man, so I can barely accept it... "
Eh? Why did you take away my "not all"! The originally planned lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing you naked and with tears in your eyes, you are still thinking about competing with me for the No. 1 throne!
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics to me because she was too shocked by my true age, but that was just fine.
Speaking of which, whoever marries Xiaoqin in the future will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! Do you still need to ask why? My mother-in-law is the heir to the Fist of the North Star! If you treat your wife slightly badly, you will be served by Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist! Moves such as "Heavenly General Ben Lie" and "Rock Mountain Two Chops" will definitely hit your head so hard that you will call everyone "Gege" (please read the second tone), and you will end up with tears in your eyes. Drool dripped from the corner of his mouth, and he shouted: "I have no regrets in my life!" He just burped for no reason!
"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep? Didn't Liu Xiaoqing once say that there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law?"
To be honest, although my academic performance is not very good, I still think I have a higher IQ than Uzumaki Naruto, the male protagonist of "Naruto". He can persuade small and medium-sized bosses to cry and change their past, how can I What if it doesn’t work
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
Su Qiao didn't dare to look me in the eyes when she spoke.
"Hey, hey, hey, it says 18 on your ID card. How old are you?"
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head towards me while lying on the bed.
"Oh, 17 years old... that's 3 years older than me, okay!" I suddenly raised my voice, "As a big sister who knows the law, what crime do you deserve for seducing a 14-year-old minor? Do you know that after the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, China’s laws were revised, and if you have sex with me as a minor, you will be considered as raping me, regardless of whether I agree or not!”
"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I shed a lot of blood on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now, anyway. To be treated as a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
After hanging up the phone, I turned my attention back to the script on the bed.
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
I twice wanted to add a sentence starting with "everyone" to increase the effect, but I couldn't think of the following words in a hurry, which made the "everyone" sound like my habit of speaking, like the Chinese characters in some Japanese animations. When speaking, "Aru" will be added at the end of the sentence. So my next sentence directly became:
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
I quickly said with emotion:
Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy with tears in his eyes in the middle of the bed. I read it.
Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics to me because she was too shocked by my true age, but that was just fine.
Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head towards me while lying on the bed.
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
The general practical application is as follows:
Eh? What law am I breaking? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn’t even lay a finger on you, so why should the police come to arrest me
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
"Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this price? Everyone... "
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."
"Hey, hey, hey, it says 18 on your ID card. How old are you?"
"You also have courage in your body!"
To be honest, although my academic performance is not very good, I still think I have a higher IQ than Uzumaki Naruto, the male protagonist of "Naruto". He can persuade small and medium-sized bosses to cry and change their past, how can I What if it doesn’t work
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other party is an old man with wrinkles on his face? Everyone..."
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought it was my words that had an effect, so I immediately pursued the victory and said in rapid succession:
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
"And... although I have never had a boyfriend, my husband will definitely suspect that I am not a virgin after marriage, so I might as well... "
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
"Would your parents back home be happy if you do this kind of thing?"
As if she suddenly realized that the word "reluctantly" would offend me, she quickly changed her words: "No, I mean, I am very happy that the other person is Mr. Ye!"
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics to me because she was too shocked by my true age, but that was just fine.
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
Hearing the impatience in my tone, Su Qiao replied tremblingly:
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head towards me while lying on the bed.
Speaking of which, whoever marries Xiaoqin in the future will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! Do you still need to ask why? My mother-in-law is the heir to the Fist of the North Star! If you treat your wife slightly badly, you will be served by Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist! Moves such as "Heavenly General Ben Lie" and "Rock Mountain Two Chops" will definitely hit your head so hard that you will call everyone "Gege" (please read the second tone), and you will end up with tears in your eyes. Drool dripped from the corner of his mouth, and he shouted: "I have no regrets in my life!" He just burped for no reason!
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
I wanted to ask Xiaoqin to help me out, but I felt that doing so would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Moreover, if Aunt Ren was alerted, she would have a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand me, and I might even die. catch up.
Hearing the impatience in my tone, Su Qiao replied tremblingly:
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
"Humph, I'm not a high school student. I'm only in the second grade of junior high school now," I replied. "I was originally a very innocent and pure boy. I thought that a man and a woman would have children just by holding hands. Thanks to you, I Now my thoughts have become very dirty - also, the phone call I just answered was actually from the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent... in case someone is harmful to underage boys! If you don't hurry up, If you leave the room, just wait until you are charged with being a rapist and go to jail!"
"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."
Seeing my uncertain expression, she blinked her eyes and said to me as if she suddenly realized:
I remember that when the male protagonist of the anime uses his verbal skills, the commonly used modal words are "could it", "ye", and "budu". Although it seems meaningless, it actually means a lot. Breaking through the levels and expanding the harem all depend on them. Of course, there is also the high-frequency pronoun "everyone", which is pronounced "Mina" in Japanese.
"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law?"
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
I twice wanted to add a sentence starting with "everyone" to increase the effect, but I couldn't think of the following words in a hurry, which made the "everyone" sound like my habit of speaking, like the Chinese characters in some Japanese animations. When speaking, "Aru" will be added at the end of the sentence. So my next sentence directly became:
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
The general practical application is as follows:
The general practical application is as follows:
"And... although I have never had a boyfriend, my husband will definitely suspect that I am not a virgin after marriage, so I might as well... "
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
I wanted to ask Xiaoqin to help me out, but I felt that doing so would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Moreover, if Aunt Ren was alerted, she would have a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand me, and I might even die. catch up.
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
"Aren't we all ninjas from the Leaf Village?"
"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other party is an old man with wrinkles on his face? Everyone..."
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
"Hey, hey, hey, it says 18 on your ID card. How old are you?"
"Humph, I'm not a high school student. I'm only in the second grade of junior high school now," I replied. "I was originally a very innocent and pure boy. I thought that a man and a woman would have children just by holding hands. Thanks to you, I Now my thoughts have become very dirty - also, the phone call I just answered was actually from the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent... in case someone is harmful to underage boys! If you don't hurry up, If you leave the room, just wait until you are charged with being a rapist and go to jail!"
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other party is an old man with wrinkles on his face? Everyone..."
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
"You also have courage in your body!"
Seeing my uncertain expression, she blinked her eyes and said to me as if she suddenly realized:
"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep? Didn't Liu Xiaoqing once say that there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
"But I heard people say, don't all actresses do this?"
"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I shed a lot of blood on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now, anyway. To be treated as a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
"And... although I have never had a boyfriend, my husband will definitely suspect that I am not a virgin after marriage, so I might as well... "
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
"Would your parents back home be happy if you do this kind of thing?"
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
I quickly said with emotion:
"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."
So I followed suit and said:
"Would your parents back home be happy if you do this kind of thing?"
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
I twice wanted to add a sentence starting with "everyone" to increase the effect, but I couldn't think of the following words in a hurry, which made the "everyone" sound like my habit of speaking, like the Chinese characters in some Japanese animations. When speaking, "Aru" will be added at the end of the sentence. So my next sentence directly became:
"Would your parents back home be happy if you do this kind of thing?"
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
So I followed suit and said:
Eh? Why did you take away my "not all"! The originally planned lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing you naked and with tears in your eyes, you are still thinking about competing with me for the No. 1 throne!
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head towards me while lying on the bed.
Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy with tears in his eyes in the middle of the bed. I read it.
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
"But I heard people say, don't all actresses do this?"
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
"Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this price? Everyone... "
"Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this price? Everyone... "
"Oh, 17 years old... that's 3 years older than me, okay!" I suddenly raised my voice, "As a big sister who knows the law, what crime do you deserve for seducing a 14-year-old minor? Do you know that after the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, China’s laws were revised, and if you have sex with me as a minor, you will be considered as raping me, regardless of whether I agree or not!”
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other party is an old man with wrinkles on his face? Everyone..."
Eh? Why did you take away my "not all"! The originally planned lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing you naked and with tears in your eyes, you are still thinking about competing with me for the No. 1 throne!
"Oh, 17 years old... that's 3 years older than me, okay!" I suddenly raised my voice, "As a big sister who knows the law, what crime do you deserve for seducing a 14-year-old minor? Do you know that after the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, China’s laws were revised, and if you have sex with me as a minor, you will be considered as raping me, regardless of whether I agree or not!”
"Actually... In fact, I should be pretty lucky to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, right? At least the person I am dedicating myself to is not an old man, so I can barely accept it... "
The general practical application is as follows:
As if she suddenly realized that the word "reluctantly" would offend me, she quickly changed her words: "No, I mean, I am very happy that the other person is Mr. Ye!"
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
I quickly said with emotion:
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy with tears in his eyes in the middle of the bed. I read it.
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
Eh? Why did you take away my "not all"! The originally planned lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing you naked and with tears in your eyes, you are still thinking about competing with me for the No. 1 throne!
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep? Didn't Liu Xiaoqing once say that there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
Hearing the impatience in my tone, Su Qiao replied tremblingly:
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy with tears in his eyes in the middle of the bed. I read it.
Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought it was my words that had an effect, so I immediately pursued the victory and said in rapid succession:
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
Su Qiao didn't dare to look me in the eyes when she spoke.
"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law?"
Speaking of which, whoever marries Xiaoqin in the future will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! Do you still need to ask why? My mother-in-law is the heir to the Fist of the North Star! If you treat your wife slightly badly, you will be served by Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist! Moves such as "Heavenly General Ben Lie" and "Rock Mountain Two Chops" will definitely hit your head so hard that you will call everyone "Gege" (please read the second tone), and you will end up with tears in your eyes. Drool dripped from the corner of his mouth, and he shouted: "I have no regrets in my life!" He just burped for no reason!
"Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this price? Everyone... "
Eh? Why did you take away my "not all"! The originally planned lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing you naked and with tears in your eyes, you are still thinking about competing with me for the No. 1 throne!
"Aren't we all ninjas from the Leaf Village?"
"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other party is an old man with wrinkles on his face? Everyone..."
"Humph, I'm not a high school student. I'm only in the second grade of junior high school now," I replied. "I was originally a very innocent and pure boy. I thought that a man and a woman would have children just by holding hands. Thanks to you, I Now my thoughts have become very dirty - also, the phone call I just answered was actually from the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent... in case someone is harmful to underage boys! If you don't hurry up, If you leave the room, just wait until you are charged with being a rapist and go to jail!"
I remember that when the male protagonist of the anime uses his verbal skills, the commonly used modal words are "could it", "ye", and "budu". Although it seems meaningless, it actually means a lot. Breaking through the levels and expanding the harem all depend on them. Of course, there is also the high-frequency pronoun "everyone", which is pronounced "Mina" in Japanese.
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
"Oh, 17 years old... that's 3 years older than me, okay!" I suddenly raised my voice, "As a big sister who knows the law, what crime do you deserve for seducing a 14-year-old minor? Do you know that after the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, China’s laws were revised, and if you have sex with me as a minor, you will be considered as raping me, regardless of whether I agree or not!”
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I shed a lot of blood on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now, anyway. To be treated as a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."
I twice wanted to add a sentence starting with "everyone" to increase the effect, but I couldn't think of the following words in a hurry, which made the "everyone" sound like my habit of speaking, like the Chinese characters in some Japanese animations. When speaking, "Aru" will be added at the end of the sentence. So my next sentence directly became:
"Actually... In fact, I should be pretty lucky to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, right? At least the person I am dedicating myself to is not an old man, so I can barely accept it... "
Eh? What law am I breaking? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn’t even lay a finger on you, so why should the police come to arrest me
"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep? Didn't Liu Xiaoqing once say that there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head towards me while lying on the bed.
"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep? Didn't Liu Xiaoqing once say that there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
I wanted to ask Xiaoqin to help me out, but I felt that doing so would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Moreover, if Aunt Ren was alerted, she would have a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand me, and I might even die. catch up.
"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law?"
Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head towards me while lying on the bed.
"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep? Didn't Liu Xiaoqing once say that there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy with tears in his eyes in the middle of the bed. I read it.
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
"Aren't we all ninjas from the Leaf Village?"
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
"Would your parents back home be happy if you do this kind of thing?"
"And... although I have never had a boyfriend, my husband will definitely suspect that I am not a virgin after marriage, so I might as well... "
Seeing my uncertain expression, she blinked her eyes and said to me as if she suddenly realized:
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
I remember that when the male protagonist of the anime uses his verbal skills, the commonly used modal words are "could it", "ye", and "budu". Although it seems meaningless, it actually means a lot. Breaking through the levels and expanding the harem all depend on them. Of course, there is also the high-frequency pronoun "everyone", which is pronounced "Mina" in Japanese.
"And... although I have never had a boyfriend, my husband will definitely suspect that I am not a virgin after marriage, so I might as well... "
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
Su Qiao didn't dare to look me in the eyes when she spoke.
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I shed a lot of blood on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now, anyway. To be treated as a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head towards me while lying on the bed.
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
Su Qiao didn't dare to look me in the eyes when she spoke.
I quickly said with emotion:
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
I wanted to ask Xiaoqin to help me out, but I felt that doing so would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Moreover, if Aunt Ren was alerted, she would have a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand me, and I might even die. catch up.
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I shed a lot of blood on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now, anyway. To be treated as a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."
"You also have courage in your body!"
"Humph, I'm not a high school student. I'm only in the second grade of junior high school now," I replied. "I was originally a very innocent and pure boy. I thought that a man and a woman would have children just by holding hands. Thanks to you, I Now my thoughts have become very dirty - also, the phone call I just answered was actually from the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent... in case someone is harmful to underage boys! If you don't hurry up, If you leave the room, just wait until you are charged with being a rapist and go to jail!"
Su Qiao didn't dare to look me in the eyes when she spoke.
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
"Actually... In fact, I should be pretty lucky to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, right? At least the person I am dedicating myself to is not an old man, so I can barely accept it... "
"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"
Speaking of which, whoever marries Xiaoqin in the future will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! Do you still need to ask why? My mother-in-law is the heir to the Fist of the North Star! If you treat your wife slightly badly, you will be served by Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist! Moves such as "Heavenly General Ben Lie" and "Rock Mountain Two Chops" will definitely hit your head so hard that you will call everyone "Gege" (please read the second tone), and you will end up with tears in your eyes. Drool dripped from the corner of his mouth, and he shouted: "I have no regrets in my life!" He just burped for no reason!
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
"You also have courage in your body!"
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
As if she suddenly realized that the word "reluctantly" would offend me, she quickly changed her words: "No, I mean, I am very happy that the other person is Mr. Ye!"
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other party is an old man with wrinkles on his face? Everyone..."
Seeing my uncertain expression, she blinked her eyes and said to me as if she suddenly realized:
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
"Humph, I'm not a high school student. I'm only in the second grade of junior high school now," I replied. "I was originally a very innocent and pure boy. I thought that a man and a woman would have children just by holding hands. Thanks to you, I Now my thoughts have become very dirty - also, the phone call I just answered was actually from the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent... in case someone is harmful to underage boys! If you don't hurry up, If you leave the room, just wait until you are charged with being a rapist and go to jail!"
"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I shed a lot of blood on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now, anyway. To be treated as a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."
"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law?"
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
"Aren't we all ninjas from the Leaf Village?"
Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought it was my words that had an effect, so I immediately pursued the victory and said in rapid succession:
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
Eh? What law am I breaking? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn’t even lay a finger on you, so why should the police come to arrest me
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
"Actually... In fact, I should be pretty lucky to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, right? At least the person I am dedicating myself to is not an old man, so I can barely accept it... "
"Actually... In fact, I should be pretty lucky to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, right? At least the person I am dedicating myself to is not an old man, so I can barely accept it... "
"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
Eh? Why did you take away my "not all"! The originally planned lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing you naked and with tears in your eyes, you are still thinking about competing with me for the No. 1 throne!
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
Speaking of which, whoever marries Xiaoqin in the future will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! Do you still need to ask why? My mother-in-law is the heir to the Fist of the North Star! If you treat your wife slightly badly, you will be served by Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist! Moves such as "Heavenly General Ben Lie" and "Rock Mountain Two Chops" will definitely hit your head so hard that you will call everyone "Gege" (please read the second tone), and you will end up with tears in your eyes. Drool dripped from the corner of his mouth, and he shouted: "I have no regrets in my life!" He just burped for no reason!
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):
"Hey, hey, hey, it says 18 on your ID card. How old are you?"
I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and just used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonist of the anime has the ability to talk at LV999, I thought I might as well give it a try.
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
Eh? What law am I breaking? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn’t even lay a finger on you, so why should the police come to arrest me
Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought it was my words that had an effect, so I immediately pursued the victory and said in rapid succession:
Seeing my uncertain expression, she blinked her eyes and said to me as if she suddenly realized:
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought it was my words that had an effect, so I immediately pursued the victory and said in rapid succession:
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
"Aren't we all ninjas from the Leaf Village?"
After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
"You also have courage in your body!"
"Hey, hey, hey, it says 18 on your ID card. How old are you?"
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
To be honest, although my academic performance is not very good, I still think I have a higher IQ than Uzumaki Naruto, the male protagonist of "Naruto". He can persuade small and medium-sized bosses to cry and change their past, how can I What if it doesn’t work
Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy with tears in his eyes in the middle of the bed. I read it.
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
Hearing the impatience in my tone, Su Qiao replied tremblingly:
"You also have courage in your body!"
Speaking of which, whoever marries Xiaoqin in the future will be unlucky for eight lifetimes! Do you still need to ask why? My mother-in-law is the heir to the Fist of the North Star! If you treat your wife slightly badly, you will be served by Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist! Moves such as "Heavenly General Ben Lie" and "Rock Mountain Two Chops" will definitely hit your head so hard that you will call everyone "Gege" (please read the second tone), and you will end up with tears in your eyes. Drool dripped from the corner of his mouth, and he shouted: "I have no regrets in my life!" He just burped for no reason!
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her. .
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics to me because she was too shocked by my true age, but that was just fine.
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I shed a lot of blood on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now, anyway. To be treated as a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
"Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this price? Everyone... "
"Hey, hey, hey, it says 18 on your ID card. How old are you?"
After being bombarded by "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:
"Oh, 17 years old... that's 3 years older than me, okay!" I suddenly raised my voice, "As a big sister who knows the law, what crime do you deserve for seducing a 14-year-old minor? Do you know that after the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, China’s laws were revised, and if you have sex with me as a minor, you will be considered as raping me, regardless of whether I agree or not!”
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused. , in short, that’s what it means.
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law?"
Hearing the impatience in my tone, Su Qiao replied tremblingly:
I wanted to ask Xiaoqin to help me out, but I felt that doing so would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Moreover, if Aunt Ren was alerted, she would have a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand me, and I might even die. catch up.
Eh? What law am I breaking? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn’t even lay a finger on you, so why should the police come to arrest me
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
"Mr. Ye, I... I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"
Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought it was my words that had an effect, so I immediately pursued the victory and said in rapid succession:
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
After hanging up the phone, I turned my attention back to the script on the bed.
"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
"But I heard people say, don't all actresses do this?"
"Would your parents back home be happy if you do this kind of thing?"
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.
Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics to me because she was too shocked by my true age, but that was just fine.
"I...I am actually 17 years old..."
Eh? What law am I breaking? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn’t even lay a finger on you, so why should the police come to arrest me
In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.
The general practical application is as follows:
However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:
"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"
Just give up on yourself? Because you are going to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the pot
"Humph, I'm not a high school student. I'm only in the second grade of junior high school now," I replied. "I was originally a very innocent and pure boy. I thought that a man and a woman would have children just by holding hands. Thanks to you, I Now my thoughts have become very dirty - also, the phone call I just answered was actually from the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent... in case someone is harmful to underage boys! If you don't hurry up, If you leave the room, just wait until you are charged with being a rapist and go to jail!"
"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"
Eh? Why did you take away my "not all"! The originally planned lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing you naked and with tears in your eyes, you are still thinking about competing with me for the No. 1 throne!
Was it because you were afraid that I would be "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! If it were in the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages!
Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy with tears in his eyes in the middle of the bed. I read it.
I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.
In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.