"tasty!"
When it comes to food she likes to eat, Xiaoqin will never say pretentious words such as "the color and fragrance are complete" or "the fragrance is delicious, fat but not greasy", but just two short, flat and quick words: "delicious". !”
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh, her eyes drifting involuntarily to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
When it comes to food she likes to eat, Xiaoqin will never say pretentious words such as "the color and fragrance are complete" or "the fragrance is delicious, fat but not greasy", but just two short, flat and quick words: "delicious". !”
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
It completely confused me, what is this? Because I always fought alone with Xiao Bawang in the past, I always regarded Xiao Qin as a single fighting force, and didn't think there was any force behind her - why is it that now I can't see Xiao Qin's background more and more clearly!
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
"tasty!"
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... And I'm with classmate Ye Lin. On the same dining table, even if you eat stones... you will still feel delicious eating them!"
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs. ?”
"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs. ?”
No matter how many secrets Xiaoqin hides behind her back, it is rare for her to admit her mistakes, not shirk the responsibility to others, and even show a little "loyalty", so I am not very angry, but I feel that I am throwing the shrimp away. Xiao Qin, who eats rice as the last supper, is so cute.
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
After doing this for a long time, the purpose is to strip you naked! And since when did Lingchi’s tools become teeth? You obviously just want me to kiss you all over your body, just another way of saying it!
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... And I'm with classmate Ye Lin. On the same dining table, even if you eat stones... you will still feel delicious eating them!"
No matter how many secrets Xiaoqin hides behind her back, it is rare for her to admit her mistakes, not shirk the responsibility to others, and even show a little "loyalty", so I am not very angry, but I feel that I am throwing the shrimp away. Xiao Qin, who eats rice as the last supper, is so cute.
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh, her eyes drifting involuntarily to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.
—In addition, the prerequisite is "wait until I finish eating". How much do you care about food
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh, her eyes drifting involuntarily to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.
Hey hey hey, what's with that suspicious pause of yours? What's going on with your guilty expression? What you wanted to say just now was "eat shit", right? The little bully character hidden deep in your soul makes you say uncivilized words without hesitation! Do you think you can overcome the danger by correcting your words mid-sentence and continue to maintain the image of a lady in front of me
I smiled obscenely... no, I knocked on the dining table with a wicked smile. Xiaoqin put down the tableware in shame, lowered her head and remained silent, but she still glanced up from time to time to peek at my face.
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs. ?”
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn’t hit me on the head with sugar cane!
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality... No! It's the radio! (This slip of the tongue is all due to too much contact with Pentheus) Then how did you put the long-distance eavesdropping device on it? Into the rice cooker?"
"This...if we don't have the cauldron and wok tools, Ling Chi can also..."
After doing this for a long time, the purpose is to strip you naked! And since when did Lingchi’s tools become teeth? You obviously just want me to kiss you all over your body, just another way of saying it!
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
I sneered: "I didn't expect you to be so proficient in radio when your physics scores are so bad!"
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
That's called the torture bed. It's in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft. It's made of wood, okay? In fact, your keyword is just bed, right
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:
“With such good food, it’s a pity that Uncle Ye is not at home!”
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:
I smiled obscenely... no, I knocked on the dining table with a wicked smile. Xiaoqin put down the tableware in shame, lowered her head and remained silent, but she still glanced up from time to time to peek at my face.
"If none of these satisfy Student Ye Lin, then I have no choice but to use the iron virgin, the most obscene and violent instrument of torture in the European Middle Ages! Then please invite Student Ye Lin to poke me with your sharpest object! Uh-huh, okay shy!"
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh, her eyes drifting involuntarily to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
"I... I want to be a full-blooded ghost." She explained.
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed... "
"tasty!"
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
When it comes to food she likes to eat, Xiaoqin will never say pretentious words such as "the color and fragrance are complete" or "the fragrance is delicious, fat but not greasy", but just two short, flat and quick words: "delicious". !”
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed... "
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
"This...if we don't have the cauldron and wok tools, Ling Chi can also..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
"tasty!"
Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn’t hit me on the head with sugar cane!
Appeared! Xiaoqin offered to take back the rice cooker, indicating that the built-in listening device was out of power! Is Xiaoqin going to take it back to install the battery, and then deliver it again in the name of delivering food? What you think is too beautiful!
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
"To seek refuge with 'you'? Do you mean you and Aunt Ren? How dare you, mother and daughter, take in a criminal wanted by the country!"
I said half-jokingly.
I sneered: "I didn't expect you to be so proficient in radio when your physics scores are so bad!"
I wonder if it was the "gay" slip of the tongue that distracted Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin seemed like a child who felt shy because of other people's praise. She held up half of her cheek and said modestly:
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
"Well, after I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin threw me into the bathtub, kept me in a wok for half an hour, washed me with boiling water, and then threw me on the bed..."
Xiaoqin, who had tears in her eyes, sniffed. To my surprise, she admitted that she was an unforgivable sin and continued to eat without my permission.
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When I was talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, I once mentioned a punishment called 'ding wok'. Just give me that one..."
Shoe repair guy? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the monitor’s skateboard shoes with cracked soles to the shoe repairman who had them repaired? I remember that he was a fan and was watching the Chinese team's game that day... There was no trace of him being a former intelligence officer! Even if he wants to withdraw from the world and remain anonymous, someone who specializes in eavesdropping should repair his watch, right? What kind of shoes are you repairing? Could it be that his eavesdropping style is particularly good at hiding eavesdropping devices in shoes!
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
I wonder if it was the "gay" slip of the tongue that distracted Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin seemed like a child who felt shy because of other people's praise. She held up half of her cheek and said modestly:
"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them." If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"
I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality... No! It's the radio! (This slip of the tongue is all due to too much contact with Pentheus) Then how did you put the long-distance eavesdropping device on it? Into the rice cooker?"
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
"You're pretty awesome!" I said sarcastically while poking the green cauliflower inside the charcoal-grilled chicken nuggets with a plastic spoon, "If high-end people like former intelligence officers are willing to help you, what methods did you use? ?”
Shoe repair guy? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the monitor’s skateboard shoes with cracked soles to the shoe repairman who had them repaired? I remember that he was a fan and was watching the Chinese team's game that day... There was no trace of him being a former intelligence officer! Even if he wants to withdraw from the world and remain anonymous, someone who specializes in eavesdropping should repair his watch, right? What kind of shoes are you repairing? Could it be that his eavesdropping style is particularly good at hiding eavesdropping devices in shoes!
Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn’t hit me on the head with sugar cane!
"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs. ?”
"Well, after I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin threw me into the bathtub, kept me in a wok for half an hour, washed me with boiling water, and then threw me on the bed..."
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
On the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I have been fond of dismantling clocks since I was a child. I have tried several times to find out where the bug is placed in the rice cooker and where the battery box is. However, every time I fail, this bug is The camouflage level of the rice cooker can be called a work of art!
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
Hey hey hey, what's with that suspicious pause of yours? What's going on with your guilty expression? What you wanted to say just now was "eat shit", right? The little bully character hidden deep in your soul makes you say uncivilized words without hesitation! Do you think you can overcome the danger by correcting your words mid-sentence and continue to maintain the image of a lady in front of me
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
Xiaoqin, who finally finished her meal, covered her face with both hands and peeked at my expression through her fingers.
On the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I have been fond of dismantling clocks since I was a child. I have tried several times to find out where the bug is placed in the rice cooker and where the battery box is. However, every time I fail, this bug is The camouflage level of the rice cooker can be called a work of art!
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
I wonder if it was the "gay" slip of the tongue that distracted Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin seemed like a child who felt shy because of other people's praise. She held up half of her cheek and said modestly:
"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... And I'm with classmate Ye Lin. On the same dining table, even if you eat stones... you will still feel delicious eating them!"
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
I said half-jokingly.
Xiaoqin, who had tears in her eyes, sniffed. To my surprise, she admitted that she was an unforgivable sin and continued to eat without my permission.
No matter how you choose, they are all cruel and inhumane tortures! Why don't you tell me how I can slow you down
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:
No matter how you choose, they are all cruel and inhumane tortures! Why don't you tell me how I can slow you down
Shoe repair guy? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the monitor’s skateboard shoes with cracked soles to the shoe repairman who had them repaired? I remember that he was a fan and was watching the Chinese team's game that day... There was no trace of him being a former intelligence officer! Even if he wants to withdraw from the world and remain anonymous, someone who specializes in eavesdropping should repair his watch, right? What kind of shoes are you repairing? Could it be that his eavesdropping style is particularly good at hiding eavesdropping devices in shoes!
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
"To seek refuge with 'you'? Do you mean you and Aunt Ren? How dare you, mother and daughter, take in a criminal wanted by the country!"
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
"Well, after I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin threw me into the bathtub, kept me in a wok for half an hour, washed me with boiling water, and then threw me on the bed..."
Shoe repair guy? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the monitor’s skateboard shoes with cracked soles to the shoe repairman who had them repaired? I remember that he was a fan and was watching the Chinese team's game that day... There was no trace of him being a former intelligence officer! Even if he wants to withdraw from the world and remain anonymous, someone who specializes in eavesdropping should repair his watch, right? What kind of shoes are you repairing? Could it be that his eavesdropping style is particularly good at hiding eavesdropping devices in shoes!
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
No matter how you choose, they are all cruel and inhumane tortures! Why don't you tell me how I can slow you down
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
"To seek refuge with 'you'? Do you mean you and Aunt Ren? How dare you, mother and daughter, take in a criminal wanted by the country!"
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
Shoe repair guy? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the monitor’s skateboard shoes with cracked soles to the shoe repairman who had them repaired? I remember that he was a fan and was watching the Chinese team's game that day... There was no trace of him being a former intelligence officer! Even if he wants to withdraw from the world and remain anonymous, someone who specializes in eavesdropping should repair his watch, right? What kind of shoes are you repairing? Could it be that his eavesdropping style is particularly good at hiding eavesdropping devices in shoes!
"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed... "
I smiled obscenely... no, I knocked on the dining table with a wicked smile. Xiaoqin put down the tableware in shame, lowered her head and remained silent, but she still glanced up from time to time to peek at my face.
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... And I'm with classmate Ye Lin. On the same dining table, even if you eat stones... you will still feel delicious eating them!"
"You're pretty awesome!" I said sarcastically while poking the green cauliflower inside the charcoal-grilled chicken nuggets with a plastic spoon, "If high-end people like former intelligence officers are willing to help you, what methods did you use? ?”
"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them." If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"
I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality... No! It's the radio! (This slip of the tongue is all due to too much contact with Pentheus) Then how did you put the long-distance eavesdropping device on it? Into the rice cooker?"
"To seek refuge with 'you'? Do you mean you and Aunt Ren? How dare you, mother and daughter, take in a criminal wanted by the country!"
No matter how many secrets Xiaoqin hides behind her back, it is rare for her to admit her mistakes, not shirk the responsibility to others, and even show a little "loyalty", so I am not very angry, but I feel that I am throwing the shrimp away. Xiao Qin, who eats rice as the last supper, is so cute.
"This...if we don't have the cauldron and wok tools, Ling Chi can also..."
I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality... No! It's the radio! (This slip of the tongue is all due to too much contact with Pentheus) Then how did you put the long-distance eavesdropping device on it? Into the rice cooker?"
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:
I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality... No! It's the radio! (This slip of the tongue is all due to too much contact with Pentheus) Then how did you put the long-distance eavesdropping device on it? Into the rice cooker?"
Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When I was talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, I once mentioned a punishment called 'ding wok'. Just give me that one..."
I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality... No! It's the radio! (This slip of the tongue is all due to too much contact with Pentheus) Then how did you put the long-distance eavesdropping device on it? Into the rice cooker?"
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
—In addition, the prerequisite is "wait until I finish eating". How much do you care about food
I wonder if it was the "gay" slip of the tongue that distracted Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin seemed like a child who felt shy because of other people's praise. She held up half of her cheek and said modestly:
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry! I can't reveal the detailed information about the shoe repair uncle to you. The National Security Bureau is arresting him! He really had no place to go and that's why he came to us..."
"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... And I'm with classmate Ye Lin. On the same dining table, even if you eat stones... you will still feel delicious eating them!"
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn’t hit me on the head with sugar cane!
Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn’t hit me on the head with sugar cane!
After doing this for a long time, the purpose is to strip you naked! And since when did Lingchi’s tools become teeth? You obviously just want me to kiss you all over your body, just another way of saying it!
"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed... "
After doing this for a long time, the purpose is to strip you naked! And since when did Lingchi’s tools become teeth? You obviously just want me to kiss you all over your body, just another way of saying it!
"To seek refuge with 'you'? Do you mean you and Aunt Ren? How dare you, mother and daughter, take in a criminal wanted by the country!"
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
—In addition, the prerequisite is "wait until I finish eating". How much do you care about food
"tasty!"
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn’t hit me on the head with sugar cane!
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
"This...if we don't have the cauldron and wok tools, Ling Chi can also..."
On the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I have been fond of dismantling clocks since I was a child. I have tried several times to find out where the bug is placed in the rice cooker and where the battery box is. However, every time I fail, this bug is The camouflage level of the rice cooker can be called a work of art!
No matter how you choose, they are all cruel and inhumane tortures! Why don't you tell me how I can slow you down
"You're pretty awesome!" I said sarcastically while poking the green cauliflower inside the charcoal-grilled chicken nuggets with a plastic spoon, "If high-end people like former intelligence officers are willing to help you, what methods did you use? ?”
"Please don't pursue the shoe repair man anymore!" Xiao Qin lowered her head, almost putting her face on the table, "Anyway, I admit that I eavesdropped on classmate Ye Lin! Regarding classmate Ye Lin's mother, and I know more or less everything about Amy... In addition, I lost my brother Optimus Prime today. My sins are really great! Please punish me! Today, I can kill or cut into pieces. Classmate Lin, let’s face it!”
"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them." If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"
I smiled obscenely... no, I knocked on the dining table with a wicked smile. Xiaoqin put down the tableware in shame, lowered her head and remained silent, but she still glanced up from time to time to peek at my face.
"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... And I'm with classmate Ye Lin. On the same dining table, even if you eat stones... you will still feel delicious eating them!"
It completely confused me, what is this? Because I always fought alone with Xiao Bawang in the past, I always regarded Xiao Qin as a single fighting force, and didn't think there was any force behind her - why is it that now I can't see Xiao Qin's background more and more clearly!
"tasty!"
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
"Please don't pursue the shoe repair man anymore!" Xiao Qin lowered her head, almost putting her face on the table, "Anyway, I admit that I eavesdropped on classmate Ye Lin! Regarding classmate Ye Lin's mother, and I know more or less everything about Amy... In addition, I lost my brother Optimus Prime today. My sins are really great! Please punish me! Today, I can kill or cut into pieces. Classmate Lin, let’s face it!”
"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs. ?”
That's called the torture bed. It's in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft. It's made of wood, okay? In fact, your keyword is just bed, right
"You're pretty awesome!" I said sarcastically while poking the green cauliflower inside the charcoal-grilled chicken nuggets with a plastic spoon, "If high-end people like former intelligence officers are willing to help you, what methods did you use? ?”
That's called the torture bed. It's in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft. It's made of wood, okay? In fact, your keyword is just bed, right
Appeared! Xiaoqin offered to take back the rice cooker, indicating that the built-in listening device was out of power! Is Xiaoqin going to take it back to install the battery, and then deliver it again in the name of delivering food? What you think is too beautiful!
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh, her eyes drifting involuntarily to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.
Xiaoqin, who had tears in her eyes, sniffed. To my surprise, she admitted that she was an unforgivable sin and continued to eat without my permission.
Is your cauldron used for bathing? Besides, I don’t have a bathtub in my house, only a shower. I’m so sorry!
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
Hey hey hey, what's with that suspicious pause of yours? What's going on with your guilty expression? What you wanted to say just now was "eat shit", right? The little bully character hidden deep in your soul makes you say uncivilized words without hesitation! Do you think you can overcome the danger by correcting your words mid-sentence and continue to maintain the image of a lady in front of me
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
"I... I want to be a full-blooded ghost." She explained.
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
"Please don't pursue the shoe repair man anymore!" Xiao Qin lowered her head, almost putting her face on the table, "Anyway, I admit that I eavesdropped on classmate Ye Lin! Regarding classmate Ye Lin's mother, and I know more or less everything about Amy... In addition, I lost my brother Optimus Prime today. My sins are really great! Please punish me! Today, I can kill or cut into pieces. Classmate Lin, let’s face it!”
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
“With such good food, it’s a pity that Uncle Ye is not at home!”
No matter how many secrets Xiaoqin hides behind her back, it is rare for her to admit her mistakes, not shirk the responsibility to others, and even show a little "loyalty", so I am not very angry, but I feel that I am throwing the shrimp away. Xiao Qin, who eats rice as the last supper, is so cute.
"tasty!"
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:
I smiled obscenely... no, I knocked on the dining table with a wicked smile. Xiaoqin put down the tableware in shame, lowered her head and remained silent, but she still glanced up from time to time to peek at my face.
"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs. ?”
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh, her eyes drifting involuntarily to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh, her eyes drifting involuntarily to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... And I'm with classmate Ye Lin. On the same dining table, even if you eat stones... you will still feel delicious eating them!"
I said half-jokingly.
I couldn't help but think of the scene in "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but actually it's a walkie-talkie..."
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:
"tasty!"
Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When I was talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, I once mentioned a punishment called 'ding wok'. Just give me that one..."
"To seek refuge with 'you'? Do you mean you and Aunt Ren? How dare you, mother and daughter, take in a criminal wanted by the country!"
"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed... "
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry! I can't reveal the detailed information about the shoe repair uncle to you. The National Security Bureau is arresting him! He really had no place to go and that's why he came to us..."
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
"Well, after I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin threw me into the bathtub, kept me in a wok for half an hour, washed me with boiling water, and then threw me on the bed..."
“With such good food, it’s a pity that Uncle Ye is not at home!”
Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
Is your cauldron used for bathing? Besides, I don’t have a bathtub in my house, only a shower. I’m so sorry!
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
"tasty!"
"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them." If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"
"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed... "
"This...if we don't have the cauldron and wok tools, Ling Chi can also..."
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
"tasty!"
On the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I have been fond of dismantling clocks since I was a child. I have tried several times to find out where the bug is placed in the rice cooker and where the battery box is. However, every time I fail, this bug is The camouflage level of the rice cooker can be called a work of art!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
"Well, after I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin threw me into the bathtub, kept me in a wok for half an hour, washed me with boiling water, and then threw me on the bed..."
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
No matter how you choose, they are all cruel and inhumane tortures! Why don't you tell me how I can slow you down
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
"Hmph, in that case, you decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
No matter how you choose, they are all cruel and inhumane tortures! Why don't you tell me how I can slow you down
"tasty!"
That's called the torture bed. It's in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft. It's made of wood, okay? In fact, your keyword is just bed, right
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry! I can't reveal the detailed information about the shoe repair uncle to you. The National Security Bureau is arresting him! He really had no place to go and that's why he came to us..."
Xiaoqin, who had tears in her eyes, sniffed. To my surprise, she admitted that she was an unforgivable sin and continued to eat without my permission.
I wonder if it was the "gay" slip of the tongue that distracted Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin seemed like a child who felt shy because of other people's praise. She held up half of her cheek and said modestly:
"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs. ?”
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
After doing this for a long time, the purpose is to strip you naked! And since when did Lingchi’s tools become teeth? You obviously just want me to kiss you all over your body, just another way of saying it!
That's called the torture bed. It's in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft. It's made of wood, okay? In fact, your keyword is just bed, right
When it comes to food she likes to eat, Xiaoqin will never say pretentious words such as "the color and fragrance are complete" or "the fragrance is delicious, fat but not greasy", but just two short, flat and quick words: "delicious". !”
"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them." If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
"You're pretty awesome!" I said sarcastically while poking the green cauliflower inside the charcoal-grilled chicken nuggets with a plastic spoon, "If high-end people like former intelligence officers are willing to help you, what methods did you use? ?”
—In addition, the prerequisite is "wait until I finish eating". How much do you care about food
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
"This...if we don't have the cauldron and wok tools, Ling Chi can also..."
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When I was talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, I once mentioned a punishment called 'ding wok'. Just give me that one..."
Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When I was talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, I once mentioned a punishment called 'ding wok'. Just give me that one..."
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishment, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed... "
"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them." If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"
No matter how many secrets Xiaoqin hides behind her back, it is rare for her to admit her mistakes, not shirk the responsibility to others, and even show a little "loyalty", so I am not very angry, but I feel that I am throwing the shrimp away. Xiao Qin, who eats rice as the last supper, is so cute.
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them." If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"
Shoe repair guy? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the monitor’s skateboard shoes with cracked soles to the shoe repairman who had them repaired? I remember that he was a fan and was watching the Chinese team's game that day... There was no trace of him being a former intelligence officer! Even if he wants to withdraw from the world and remain anonymous, someone who specializes in eavesdropping should repair his watch, right? What kind of shoes are you repairing? Could it be that his eavesdropping style is particularly good at hiding eavesdropping devices in shoes!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... When I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me, so that I can send delicious food to classmate Ye Lin next time!"
That's called the torture bed. It's in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft. It's made of wood, okay? In fact, your keyword is just bed, right
"'Them'? I haven't said who 'you' are yet, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is it the United Shoemaker's Union!"
It completely confused me, what is this? Because I always fought alone with Xiao Bawang in the past, I always regarded Xiao Qin as a single fighting force, and didn't think there was any force behind her - why is it that now I can't see Xiao Qin's background more and more clearly!
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
"Well... After I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin tied me up first, and then took off my clothes! He bit my flesh off with his teeth one by one... "
"Please don't pursue the shoe repair man anymore!" Xiao Qin lowered her head, almost putting her face on the table, "Anyway, I admit that I eavesdropped on classmate Ye Lin! Regarding classmate Ye Lin's mother, and I know more or less everything about Amy... In addition, I lost my brother Optimus Prime today. My sins are really great! Please punish me! Today, I can kill or cut into pieces. Classmate Lin, let’s face it!”
Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When I was talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, I once mentioned a punishment called 'ding wok'. Just give me that one..."
She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
"If none of these satisfy Student Ye Lin, then I have no choice but to use the iron virgin, the most obscene and violent instrument of torture in the European Middle Ages! Then please invite Student Ye Lin to poke me with your sharpest object! Uh-huh, okay shy!"
Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn’t hit me on the head with sugar cane!
I said half-jokingly.
"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"
I sneered: "I didn't expect you to be so proficient in radio when your physics scores are so bad!"
Xiaoqin, who finally finished her meal, covered her face with both hands and peeked at my expression through her fingers.
What a big deal! Isn’t it just right for you that my dad is not at home? And you already knew the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiaoqin several times)
Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.
Cauldron? That is the torture of boiling a living person in water! I let you choose your own punishment. Wouldn't you choose something as light as a slapstick? You are a masochist!
On the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I have been fond of dismantling clocks since I was a child. I have tried several times to find out where the bug is placed in the rice cooker and where the battery box is. However, every time I fail, this bug is The camouflage level of the rice cooker can be called a work of art!
I smiled obscenely... no, I knocked on the dining table with a wicked smile. Xiaoqin put down the tableware in shame, lowered her head and remained silent, but she still glanced up from time to time to peek at my face.
Xiaoqin, who had tears in her eyes, sniffed. To my surprise, she admitted that she was an unforgivable sin and continued to eat without my permission.
Xiao Qin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry! I can't reveal the detailed information about the shoe repair uncle to you. The National Security Bureau is arresting him! He really had no place to go and that's why he came to us..."