The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
So I stretched out my index finger, tapped my desk and said: "Any classmates who are willing to admit that their IQ is not as good as mine, just bring me the unopened mask, and I will pay the 10 yuan production cost for you! How about it?" Is it fair? I made a mistake in this link, so I will take responsibility - don’t make things difficult for the monitor anymore!"
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
Five tiger generals, your sister! I only have the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department who can't even beat a loudspeaker! Where did the other four heavenly kings come from? Who is so irresponsible and randomly creates subordinates for me
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
I rarely speak in class discussions, but my sudden appearance made most of my classmates turn around and look at me in surprise and fear.
Five tiger generals, your sister! I only have the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department who can't even beat a loudspeaker! Where did the other four heavenly kings come from? Who is so irresponsible and randomly creates subordinates for me
Everyone looked around for a while, and it seemed that the number counted was less than 10.
"If we give it to girls, it won't be like this!" the opponent insisted, "There are many girls in the class committee!"
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
I rarely speak in class discussions, but my sudden appearance made most of my classmates turn around and look at me in surprise and fear.
I rarely speak in class discussions, but my sudden appearance made most of my classmates turn around and look at me in surprise and fear.
"Art committee member Zhuang Ni is on sick leave, so there are only 44 people in total." Someone reminded me below.
Xiong Yaoyue, who was being stared at by everyone, had no similar feeling at all. Instead, she suddenly remembered something, stood up, wore a mask and said at the highest volume: "Classmates! I have something important to announce!"
The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
"There are quite a few girls," the squad leader counted for the other party, "Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiong Yaoyue from the sports committee..."
"There are quite a few girls," the squad leader counted for the other party, "Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiong Yaoyue from the sports committee..."
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
At this time, Eunuch Cao suddenly raised his hand and said: "I, I also buy masks that I have worn! But I only buy girls' masks! I charge 11 yuan each!"
"No, you don't need to pay me," Xiaoqin declined, "Everything about me is free for classmate Ye Lin... As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, she can wear my mask anywhere..."
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"
"Art committee member Zhuang Ni is on sick leave, so there are only 44 people in total." Someone reminded me below.
He looked at Xiong Yaoyue who had not taken off her mask very lustfully. He stuck his tongue out of his mouth and made an attempt to lick her face all over.
Everyone had a dark look on their faces, knowing full well that the above two people were definitely not good candidates to entrust important matters to them. One is timid and fearful, with a voice like a mosquito, while the other has a funny and careless mind.
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
Under the call from the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw rubbers at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue defended herself and sat down bitterly: "How dare you rebel... you will all be thrown into the cold palace!"
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"
After all, the mask issue has not been resolved. I saw the squad leader standing under the podium, close to Gong Caicai's desk, as if he had done something wrong and was punished. I couldn't bear it. After all, I didn't see the text message. That's what led to this result.
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
Suddenly becoming the focus of everyone's attention, Gong Caicai blushed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. It was estimated that if the monitor sent her a text message but she failed to complete the mission, she would have to go on a hunger strike to commit suicide to apologize.
Everyone looked around for a while, and it seemed that the number counted was less than 10.
Under the call from the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw rubbers at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue defended herself and sat down bitterly: "How dare you rebel... you will all be thrown into the cold palace!"
Xiong Yaoyue, who was being stared at by everyone, had no similar feeling at all. Instead, she suddenly remembered something, stood up, wore a mask and said at the highest volume: "Classmates! I have something important to announce!"
Suddenly becoming the focus of everyone's attention, Gong Caicai blushed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. It was estimated that if the monitor sent her a text message but she failed to complete the mission, she would have to go on a hunger strike to commit suicide to apologize.
"There are quite a few girls," the squad leader counted for the other party, "Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiong Yaoyue from the sports committee..."
Five tiger generals, your sister! I only have the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department who can't even beat a loudspeaker! Where did the other four heavenly kings come from? Who is so irresponsible and randomly creates subordinates for me
Since the girls did not want their masks to fall into the hands of Eunuch Cao and me, they all voluntarily paid the production fee. The few remaining boys felt that they were alone and had no power, so they followed the crowd.
Everyone fell silent for a while, thinking that Xiong Yaoyue had some great ideas to solve the mask problem.
The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
Under the call from the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw rubbers at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue defended herself and sat down bitterly: "How dare you rebel... you will all be thrown into the cold palace!"
"No, you don't need to pay me," Xiaoqin declined, "Everything about me is free for classmate Ye Lin... As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, she can wear my mask anywhere..."
Among the less than 10 students who unwrapped the masks, most of them were women. It seems that in the eyes of girls, masks are also part of clothing. When they get them, they immediately want to try to see if they look good on themselves.
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
I seem to hear Eunuch Cao saying in my ear: Any place can be used as a crotch cloth, or simply made into a testicular protector...
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
Apart from the loudspeaker, there were a few girls who were hesitant, wondering if what I just said was the truth.
Apart from the loudspeaker, there were a few girls who were hesitant, wondering if what I just said was the truth.
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
"From now on, I have decided to officially use my English name - 'Pooh'! You'd better call me by this name in the future!"
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
"If we give it to girls, it won't be like this!" the opponent insisted, "There are many girls in the class committee!"
Since the girls did not want their masks to fall into the hands of Eunuch Cao and me, they all voluntarily paid the production fee. The few remaining boys felt that they were alone and had no power, so they followed the crowd.
"There are quite a few girls," the squad leader counted for the other party, "Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiong Yaoyue from the sports committee..."
"From now on, I have decided to officially use my English name - 'Pooh'! You'd better call me by this name in the future!"
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
"Art committee member Zhuang Ni is on sick leave, so there are only 44 people in total." Someone reminded me below.
Everyone looked around for a while, and it seemed that the number counted was less than 10.
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
I felt that it was my responsibility, so I stood up and said loudly to everyone: "Stop arguing, the monitor did nothing wrong, and it is all my responsibility to do this!"
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"
The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
The look in the squad leader's eyes was particularly complicated, as if he was grateful but also blamed, and blamed but also relieved. To use an inappropriate description, it was as if he had experienced the lover's departure and return.
He looked at Xiong Yaoyue who had not taken off her mask very lustfully. He stuck his tongue out of his mouth and made an attempt to lick her face all over.
"If we give it to girls, it won't be like this!" the opponent insisted, "There are many girls in the class committee!"
Under the call from the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw rubbers at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue defended herself and sat down bitterly: "How dare you rebel... you will all be thrown into the cold palace!"
Under the call from the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw rubbers at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue defended herself and sat down bitterly: "How dare you rebel... you will all be thrown into the cold palace!"
The squad leader walked between Xiaoqin and me to collect the masks. He was surprised to find that Xiaoqin had opened the mask, and the number of masks purchased for the second grade (3) class became 10 pairs.
"D-Did you originally plan to use our masks for pornographic purposes?"
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
I rarely speak in class discussions, but my sudden appearance made most of my classmates turn around and look at me in surprise and fear.
"No, you don't need to pay me," Xiaoqin declined, "Everything about me is free for classmate Ye Lin... As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, she can wear my mask anywhere..."
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
After all, the mask issue has not been resolved. I saw the squad leader standing under the podium, close to Gong Caicai's desk, as if he had done something wrong and was punished. I couldn't bear it. After all, I didn't see the text message. That's what led to this result.
"No, you don't need to pay me," Xiaoqin declined, "Everything about me is free for classmate Ye Lin... As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, she can wear my mask anywhere..."
I felt that it was my responsibility, so I stood up and said loudly to everyone: "Stop arguing, the monitor did nothing wrong, and it is all my responsibility to do this!"
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
"No, you don't need to pay me," Xiaoqin declined, "Everything about me is free for classmate Ye Lin... As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, she can wear my mask anywhere..."
"Art committee member Zhuang Ni is on sick leave, so there are only 44 people in total." Someone reminded me below.
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
The squad leader walked between Xiaoqin and me to collect the masks. He was surprised to find that Xiaoqin had opened the mask, and the number of masks purchased for the second grade (3) class became 10 pairs.
So I stretched out my index finger, tapped my desk and said: "Any classmates who are willing to admit that their IQ is not as good as mine, just bring me the unopened mask, and I will pay the 10 yuan production cost for you! How about it?" Is it fair? I made a mistake in this link, so I will take responsibility - don’t make things difficult for the monitor anymore!"
"What a pervert! I knew Ye Lin couldn't be so kind all of a sudden and pretend to be a responsible good person. It's so disgusting!"
I felt that it was my responsibility, so I stood up and said loudly to everyone: "Stop arguing, the monitor did nothing wrong, and it is all my responsibility to do this!"
"How many people are there in our class? There are only 45 people in total, right?" I continued.
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
"Oh, Eunuch Cao is so miserable. How rotten is Ye Lin's heart? Just like that, his childhood sweetheart follows him every day. God has no eyes!"
"D-Did you originally plan to use our masks for pornographic purposes?"
The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
I rarely speak in class discussions, but my sudden appearance made most of my classmates turn around and look at me in surprise and fear.
"Oh, Eunuch Cao is so miserable. How rotten is Ye Lin's heart? Just like that, his childhood sweetheart follows him every day. God has no eyes!"
The look in the squad leader's eyes was particularly complicated, as if he was grateful but also blamed, and blamed but also relieved. To use an inappropriate description, it was as if he had experienced the lover's departure and return.
The look in the squad leader's eyes was particularly complicated, as if he was grateful but also blamed, and blamed but also relieved. To use an inappropriate description, it was as if he had experienced the lover's departure and return.
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
Everyone looked around for a while, and it seemed that the number counted was less than 10.
At this time, Eunuch Cao suddenly raised his hand and said: "I, I also buy masks that I have worn! But I only buy girls' masks! I charge 11 yuan each!"
your sister! The school leaders are your relatives, why do you have to let them earn these unintentional dollars? And you can teach me how to use masks for pornographic purposes!
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
"How many people are there in our class? There are only 45 people in total, right?" I continued.
I rarely speak in class discussions, but my sudden appearance made most of my classmates turn around and look at me in surprise and fear.
"How many people are there in our class? There are only 45 people in total, right?" I continued.
Everyone had a dark look on their faces, knowing full well that the above two people were definitely not good candidates to entrust important matters to them. One is timid and fearful, with a voice like a mosquito, while the other has a funny and careless mind.
At this time, Eunuch Cao suddenly raised his hand and said: "I, I also buy masks that I have worn! But I only buy girls' masks! I charge 11 yuan each!"
"Oh, Eunuch Cao is so miserable. How rotten is Ye Lin's heart? Just like that, his childhood sweetheart follows him every day. God has no eyes!"
your sister! The school leaders are your relatives, why do you have to let them earn these unintentional dollars? And you can teach me how to use masks for pornographic purposes!
"Art committee member Zhuang Ni is on sick leave, so there are only 44 people in total." Someone reminded me below.
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"
"Hmm, yes, 44 people. So, are half of them unpacked? It can't be more than 22 at most, right?"
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
your sister! The school leaders are your relatives, why do you have to let them earn these unintentional dollars? And you can teach me how to use masks for pornographic purposes!
So I stretched out my index finger, tapped my desk and said: "Any classmates who are willing to admit that their IQ is not as good as mine, just bring me the unopened mask, and I will pay the 10 yuan production cost for you! How about it?" Is it fair? I made a mistake in this link, so I will take responsibility - don’t make things difficult for the monitor anymore!"
"Hmm, yes, 44 people. So, are half of them unpacked? It can't be more than 22 at most, right?"
"Oh, Eunuch Cao is so miserable. How rotten is Ye Lin's heart? Just like that, his childhood sweetheart follows him every day. God has no eyes!"
"Art committee member Zhuang Ni is on sick leave, so there are only 44 people in total." Someone reminded me below.
He looked at Xiong Yaoyue who had not taken off her mask very lustfully. He stuck his tongue out of his mouth and made an attempt to lick her face all over.
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
Everyone looked around for a while, and it seemed that the number counted was less than 10.
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
When the squad leader went to the table to collect masks or production fees, Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, pulled out her unopened mask at lightning speed, and put it on her face again at lightning speed.
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
"Stop joking!" Big Speaker was not happy at first, "Who has a lower IQ than you! I can't wear this mask now, I can wait until I lose weight successfully! It only costs ten yuan, forget it. , it’s because the school is immoral, why should we complain to the monitor?”
Apart from the loudspeaker, there were a few girls who were hesitant, wondering if what I just said was the truth.
Among the less than 10 students who unwrapped the masks, most of them were women. It seems that in the eyes of girls, masks are also part of clothing. When they get them, they immediately want to try to see if they look good on themselves.
"D-Did you originally plan to use our masks for pornographic purposes?"
"Stop joking!" Big Speaker was not happy at first, "Who has a lower IQ than you! I can't wear this mask now, I can wait until I lose weight successfully! It only costs ten yuan, forget it. , it’s because the school is immoral, why should we complain to the monitor?”
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
I felt that it was my responsibility, so I stood up and said loudly to everyone: "Stop arguing, the monitor did nothing wrong, and it is all my responsibility to do this!"
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
"From now on, I have decided to officially use my English name - 'Pooh'! You'd better call me by this name in the future!"
Everyone looked around for a while, and it seemed that the number counted was less than 10.
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
"Shhh, keep your voice down! I heard that Ye Lin has recently become the boss of a violent gang outside school, specializing in bullying girls!"
"Hmm, yes, 44 people. So, are half of them unpacked? It can't be more than 22 at most, right?"
Damn, that's an idea only a super pervert has! I haven't evolved to such a loss! Xiaoqin, don’t have sweet dreams about how your mask can have close contact with me! I will soon donate this mask to the Love Pet Hospital and put it on my dog’s mouth!
Damn, that's an idea only a super pervert has! I haven't evolved to such a loss! Xiaoqin, don’t have sweet dreams about how your mask can have close contact with me! I will soon donate this mask to the Love Pet Hospital and put it on my dog’s mouth!
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
So I stretched out my index finger, tapped my desk and said: "Any classmates who are willing to admit that their IQ is not as good as mine, just bring me the unopened mask, and I will pay the 10 yuan production cost for you! How about it?" Is it fair? I made a mistake in this link, so I will take responsibility - don’t make things difficult for the monitor anymore!"
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
"Have you heard about it too? It is said that there are other Five Tiger Generals and Four Heavenly Kings in that gang..."
"Hmm, yes, 44 people. So, are half of them unpacked? It can't be more than 22 at most, right?"
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
"There are quite a few girls," the squad leader counted for the other party, "Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiong Yaoyue from the sports committee..."
"Stop joking!" Big Speaker was not happy at first, "Who has a lower IQ than you! I can't wear this mask now, I can wait until I lose weight successfully! It only costs ten yuan, forget it. , it’s because the school is immoral, why should we complain to the monitor?”
At this time, Eunuch Cao suddenly raised his hand and said: "I, I also buy masks that I have worn! But I only buy girls' masks! I charge 11 yuan each!"
"From now on, I have decided to officially use my English name - 'Pooh'! You'd better call me by this name in the future!"
Suddenly becoming the focus of everyone's attention, Gong Caicai blushed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. It was estimated that if the monitor sent her a text message but she failed to complete the mission, she would have to go on a hunger strike to commit suicide to apologize.
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
"How many people are there in our class? There are only 45 people in total, right?" I continued.
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
Apart from the loudspeaker, there were a few girls who were hesitant, wondering if what I just said was the truth.
Under the call from the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw rubbers at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue defended herself and sat down bitterly: "How dare you rebel... you will all be thrown into the cold palace!"
After all, the mask issue has not been resolved. I saw the squad leader standing under the podium, close to Gong Caicai's desk, as if he had done something wrong and was punished. I couldn't bear it. After all, I didn't see the text message. That's what led to this result.
At this time, Eunuch Cao suddenly raised his hand and said: "I, I also buy masks that I have worn! But I only buy girls' masks! I charge 11 yuan each!"
After all, the mask issue has not been resolved. I saw the squad leader standing under the podium, close to Gong Caicai's desk, as if he had done something wrong and was punished. I couldn't bear it. After all, I didn't see the text message. That's what led to this result.
Among the less than 10 students who unwrapped the masks, most of them were women. It seems that in the eyes of girls, masks are also part of clothing. When they get them, they immediately want to try to see if they look good on themselves.
"What a pervert! I knew Ye Lin couldn't be so kind all of a sudden and pretend to be a responsible good person. It's so disgusting!"
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
When the squad leader went to the table to collect masks or production fees, Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, pulled out her unopened mask at lightning speed, and put it on her face again at lightning speed.
your sister! The school leaders are your relatives, why do you have to let them earn these unintentional dollars? And you can teach me how to use masks for pornographic purposes!
I seem to hear Eunuch Cao saying in my ear: Any place can be used as a crotch cloth, or simply made into a testicular protector...
He looked at Xiong Yaoyue who had not taken off her mask very lustfully. He stuck his tongue out of his mouth and made an attempt to lick her face all over.
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
I seem to hear Eunuch Cao saying in my ear: Any place can be used as a crotch cloth, or simply made into a testicular protector...
"What a pervert! I knew Ye Lin couldn't be so kind all of a sudden and pretend to be a responsible good person. It's so disgusting!"
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Shhh, keep your voice down! I heard that Ye Lin has recently become the boss of a violent gang outside school, specializing in bullying girls!"
The look in the squad leader's eyes was particularly complicated, as if he was grateful but also blamed, and blamed but also relieved. To use an inappropriate description, it was as if he had experienced the lover's departure and return.
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
Under the call from the loudspeaker, the nearby girls threw rubbers at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue defended herself and sat down bitterly: "How dare you rebel... you will all be thrown into the cold palace!"
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
Since the girls did not want their masks to fall into the hands of Eunuch Cao and me, they all voluntarily paid the production fee. The few remaining boys felt that they were alone and had no power, so they followed the crowd.
"D-Did you originally plan to use our masks for pornographic purposes?"
I seem to hear Eunuch Cao saying in my ear: Any place can be used as a crotch cloth, or simply made into a testicular protector...
When the squad leader went to the table to collect masks or production fees, Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, pulled out her unopened mask at lightning speed, and put it on her face again at lightning speed.
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
"What a pervert! I knew Ye Lin couldn't be so kind all of a sudden and pretend to be a responsible good person. It's so disgusting!"
When the squad leader went to the table to collect masks or production fees, Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, pulled out her unopened mask at lightning speed, and put it on her face again at lightning speed.
After all, the mask issue has not been resolved. I saw the squad leader standing under the podium, close to Gong Caicai's desk, as if he had done something wrong and was punished. I couldn't bear it. After all, I didn't see the text message. That's what led to this result.
"D-Did you originally plan to use our masks for pornographic purposes?"
Everyone fell silent for a while, thinking that Xiong Yaoyue had some great ideas to solve the mask problem.
So I stretched out my index finger, tapped my desk and said: "Any classmates who are willing to admit that their IQ is not as good as mine, just bring me the unopened mask, and I will pay the 10 yuan production cost for you! How about it?" Is it fair? I made a mistake in this link, so I will take responsibility - don’t make things difficult for the monitor anymore!"
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
The look in the squad leader's eyes was particularly complicated, as if he was grateful but also blamed, and blamed but also relieved. To use an inappropriate description, it was as if he had experienced the lover's departure and return.
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
"How many people are there in our class? There are only 45 people in total, right?" I continued.
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
"Oh, Eunuch Cao is so miserable. How rotten is Ye Lin's heart? Just like that, his childhood sweetheart follows him every day. God has no eyes!"
Among the less than 10 students who unwrapped the masks, most of them were women. It seems that in the eyes of girls, masks are also part of clothing. When they get them, they immediately want to try to see if they look good on themselves.
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"
"Stop joking!" Big Speaker was not happy at first, "Who has a lower IQ than you! I can't wear this mask now, I can wait until I lose weight successfully! It only costs ten yuan, forget it. , it’s because the school is immoral, why should we complain to the monitor?”
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
I seem to hear Eunuch Cao saying in my ear: Any place can be used as a crotch cloth, or simply made into a testicular protector...
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
"Shhh, keep your voice down! I heard that Ye Lin has recently become the boss of a violent gang outside school, specializing in bullying girls!"
The look in the squad leader's eyes was particularly complicated, as if he was grateful but also blamed, and blamed but also relieved. To use an inappropriate description, it was as if he had experienced the lover's departure and return.
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
"What a pervert! I knew Ye Lin couldn't be so kind all of a sudden and pretend to be a responsible good person. It's so disgusting!"
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
"Have you heard about it too? It is said that there are other Five Tiger Generals and Four Heavenly Kings in that gang..."
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
When the squad leader went to the table to collect masks or production fees, Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, pulled out her unopened mask at lightning speed, and put it on her face again at lightning speed.
Five tiger generals, your sister! I only have the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department who can't even beat a loudspeaker! Where did the other four heavenly kings come from? Who is so irresponsible and randomly creates subordinates for me
At this time, Eunuch Cao suddenly raised his hand and said: "I, I also buy masks that I have worn! But I only buy girls' masks! I charge 11 yuan each!"
I felt that it was my responsibility, so I stood up and said loudly to everyone: "Stop arguing, the monitor did nothing wrong, and it is all my responsibility to do this!"
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
"I'm just telling you!" I shook my unopened mask, "I know that there are no more than 10 people in our class who are dumber than me. Haven't you seen through this old school trick? Last time I posted ear picks. , isn’t it the same trick?”
Five tiger generals, your sister! I only have the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department who can't even beat a loudspeaker! Where did the other four heavenly kings come from? Who is so irresponsible and randomly creates subordinates for me
Damn, that's an idea only a super pervert has! I haven't evolved to such a loss! Xiaoqin, don’t have sweet dreams about how your mask can have close contact with me! I will soon donate this mask to the Love Pet Hospital and put it on my dog’s mouth!
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
Apart from the loudspeaker, there were a few girls who were hesitant, wondering if what I just said was the truth.
"D-Did you originally plan to use our masks for pornographic purposes?"
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
Everyone looked around for a while, and it seemed that the number counted was less than 10.
He looked at Xiong Yaoyue who had not taken off her mask very lustfully. He stuck his tongue out of his mouth and made an attempt to lick her face all over.
The look in the squad leader's eyes was particularly complicated, as if he was grateful but also blamed, and blamed but also relieved. To use an inappropriate description, it was as if he had experienced the lover's departure and return.
Since the girls did not want their masks to fall into the hands of Eunuch Cao and me, they all voluntarily paid the production fee. The few remaining boys felt that they were alone and had no power, so they followed the crowd.
Five tiger generals, your sister! I only have the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department who can't even beat a loudspeaker! Where did the other four heavenly kings come from? Who is so irresponsible and randomly creates subordinates for me
The girls who were ready to move suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
"No, you don't need to pay me," Xiaoqin declined, "Everything about me is free for classmate Ye Lin... As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, she can wear my mask anywhere..."
Damn, that's an idea only a super pervert has! I haven't evolved to such a loss! Xiaoqin, don’t have sweet dreams about how your mask can have close contact with me! I will soon donate this mask to the Love Pet Hospital and put it on my dog’s mouth!
Xiong Yaoyue, who was being stared at by everyone, had no similar feeling at all. Instead, she suddenly remembered something, stood up, wore a mask and said at the highest volume: "Classmates! I have something important to announce!"
When the squad leader went to the table to collect masks or production fees, Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, pulled out her unopened mask at lightning speed, and put it on her face again at lightning speed.
Among the less than 10 students who unwrapped the masks, most of them were women. It seems that in the eyes of girls, masks are also part of clothing. When they get them, they immediately want to try to see if they look good on themselves.
"From now on, I have decided to officially use my English name - 'Pooh'! You'd better call me by this name in the future!"
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
your sister! The school leaders are your relatives, why do you have to let them earn these unintentional dollars? And you can teach me how to use masks for pornographic purposes!
Apart from the loudspeaker, there were a few girls who were hesitant, wondering if what I just said was the truth.
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
Everyone had a dark look on their faces, knowing full well that the above two people were definitely not good candidates to entrust important matters to them. One is timid and fearful, with a voice like a mosquito, while the other has a funny and careless mind.
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
"From now on, I have decided to officially use my English name - 'Pooh'! You'd better call me by this name in the future!"
your sister! The school leaders are your relatives, why do you have to let them earn these unintentional dollars? And you can teach me how to use masks for pornographic purposes!
"Art committee member Zhuang Ni is on sick leave, so there are only 44 people in total." Someone reminded me below.
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
"Shhh, keep your voice down! I heard that Ye Lin has recently become the boss of a violent gang outside school, specializing in bullying girls!"
I thought to myself, even if there were 10 masks at ten yuan each, they would be just one Chairman Mao mask. For me, who had just received an actor’s salary of 2,000 yuan, it was a small amount. And these masks will not be wasted. I heard that when the Love Pet Hospital gives injections to fierce dogs, they often use masks converted into halters to wear on the dogs’ mouths. They also disinfect them at high temperatures and use them repeatedly. I give these masks to the pets. The hospital won't do it.
Since the girls did not want their masks to fall into the hands of Eunuch Cao and me, they all voluntarily paid the production fee. The few remaining boys felt that they were alone and had no power, so they followed the crowd.
"No, you don't need to pay me," Xiaoqin declined, "Everything about me is free for classmate Ye Lin... As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, she can wear my mask anywhere..."
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
"If we give it to girls, it won't be like this!" the opponent insisted, "There are many girls in the class committee!"
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
your sister! The school leaders are your relatives, why do you have to let them earn these unintentional dollars? And you can teach me how to use masks for pornographic purposes!
Presumably Niu Shili had a similar feeling in his heart, but his hard training in basketball led to physical exhaustion (it’s hard to imagine how Brother Tao tortured the talented Niu Shili to such a miserable state, he was really cruel), and now Even lifting a finger is quite laborious, so it can be said that the monitor is helpless.
I seem to hear Eunuch Cao saying in my ear: Any place can be used as a crotch cloth, or simply made into a testicular protector...
Xiong Yaoyue, who was being stared at by everyone, had no similar feeling at all. Instead, she suddenly remembered something, stood up, wore a mask and said at the highest volume: "Classmates! I have something important to announce!"
After breathing more than twenty times through the mask, trying her best to leave heat on the mask, Xiaoqin took off the mask and gave it to me. She said shyly: "Classmate Ye Lin, if you don't mind, please accept my mask." Well… please be sure to use it for pornographic purposes… ”
Everyone was stunned, and the loudspeaker said: "Isn't Winnie the name of the teddy bear?"
Damn, that's an idea only a super pervert has! I haven't evolved to such a loss! Xiaoqin, don’t have sweet dreams about how your mask can have close contact with me! I will soon donate this mask to the Love Pet Hospital and put it on my dog’s mouth!
"Stop joking!" Big Speaker was not happy at first, "Who has a lower IQ than you! I can't wear this mask now, I can wait until I lose weight successfully! It only costs ten yuan, forget it. , it’s because the school is immoral, why should we complain to the monitor?”
The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
"I should have thought of it a long time ago, you know? Eunuch Cao has worshiped Ye Lin as his master a long time ago! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty virtues from Ye Lin!"
"There are quite a few girls," the squad leader counted for the other party, "Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiong Yaoyue from the sports committee..."
I rarely speak in class discussions, but my sudden appearance made most of my classmates turn around and look at me in surprise and fear.
In the end, a total of 9 N95 masks were sold for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, and the others were returned as they were.
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue pointed to her nose with her thumb and said majestically:
"Ye Lin and Niu Shili are both members of the class committee. There is nothing wrong with me giving it to them. But I thought it would be enough to give it to two people, but I made a mistake... "
The squad leader walked between Xiaoqin and me to collect the masks. He was surprised to find that Xiaoqin had opened the mask, and the number of masks purchased for the second grade (3) class became 10 pairs.
The monitor did not admit that his texting contained any gender bias.
So I stretched out my index finger, tapped my desk and said: "Any classmates who are willing to admit that their IQ is not as good as mine, just bring me the unopened mask, and I will pay the 10 yuan production cost for you! How about it?" Is it fair? I made a mistake in this link, so I will take responsibility - don’t make things difficult for the monitor anymore!"
Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, "Although it is the name of a teddy bear, if it is used on a domineering person like me, it will of course be sublimated! From now on, you can call me 'The Pooh Emperor with many harem beauties'!"