Cat Overlord's behavior of leapfrogging the boss to challenge the BOSS also brought a lot of psychological pressure to him. He meowed and jumped back to the depths of the temple, where he stole meat from the monk's bowl and ate it. Only the squad leader was left standing there stupidly.
Let the coriander stuffed buns smell the fragrance after three days! The smell of the chrysanthemum of a girl wearing a boy's clothing, I hope it will satisfy you!
I continued to say sweetly: "Sir, you get what you pay for! And the designated model lady will wear the underwear you choose for three days. What a sense of psychological accomplishment! Let me tell you, for ordinary people, I don't get it. Sell it to him!"
I did say that I would sell him the model girl's "original underwear", but I just mentioned it casually at the time and didn't think he would actually buy it. Moreover, he went offline very quickly that time, which made me suspect that he was talking to me. Kidding.
He did not choose difficult underwear such as thongs and C-string underwear, but only a cute strawberry underwear made of soft cotton material. Maybe he thought underwear with more fabric could carry more girly body fragrance
The Cat Overlord saw a girl with long flowing hair staring at him so intently, and from behind her, he saw the heroic images of the ancestors of the Orions carrying guns and arrows (I guess, don’t cats have a stronger sixth sense than humans?), The instinct to protect its territory and the fear of saving its life were intertwined, causing it to raise its front paws. After a moment of hesitation, it slapped the squad leader resolutely!
Moreover, time was urgent, and this matter had to be done at school tomorrow. I solemnly put the beautifully packaged strawberry underwear into my schoolbag.
Anyway, a mask will not protect you from a long-mouthed dog.
As soon as I got home, I connected my phone to the charger, finally avoiding the danger of killing myself.
In the squad leader's mind, although the status of cats is not as high as that of dogs, they are still creatures that can make her severely addicted.
As for the mask Xiaoqin wore, what would I use it for when I took it home—of course it wouldn’t be used for pornographic purposes! I will clean the mask, expose it to the sun, and save it for Xiaoqin to use again!
I am not so wicked, and I am not perverted enough to wear women's clothes myself and sell them to customers, so I will not fake the original underwear.
I felt unhappy, but I didn't show it in the text chat. I still replied politely: "Dear, of course I can guarantee it! Our store has the best reputation, and we are honest, and the underwear is definitely taken from the model girl!" "
I was about to give a warning, but it was already too late.
After dinner, I turned on the computer in my dad's study, checked the order records, and packed the goods to be sent out tomorrow in advance.
At that time, the classmates in the class were all in disbelief, thinking that the monitor had offended the senior sister. There were even rumors that the senior students were jealous of the monitor's beauty and drove her away... Looking back now, it was completely "cats hate dogs." "Halo" is working! On the day the monitor joined the club, the stray cats taken care of by the cat club must have fled in panic! I don’t know how embarrassed the monitor, who is still a freshman in junior high school, is in front of my senior classmates!
It’s just that the model lady is a fake mother, not a real mother. Who told you that you have never asked the model lady’s gender? Who told you to look at the photo and you didn’t notice it? You will slowly understand the secret of this later!
The squad leader twisted his neck subconsciously, like a person in a TV series who was suddenly slapped and didn't know what happened for a moment. When she realized that it was a cat that took the initiative to touch her, using its soft, round flesh pads to intimately collide with her cheek, she suddenly became confused and covered the place where the cat had hit her, her whole face filled with tears. A fulfilling sense of well-being.
I feel a little regretful about taking this business. It’s not that I feel guilty for defrauding the coriander-stuffed buns (who told him to be so arrogant?), I just feel that I made less money. Fortunately, our store also has a certain profit on the underwear, so we won’t lose money.
I remember when we were still in the first grade of junior high school, the senior senior students of No. 28 Middle School started a "cat club". Five or six girls took care of the wild cats wandering in the school, including feeding the cats food and taking the cats to see doctors. The squad leader signed up almost immediately (and enthusiastically bought a lot of canned cats as gifts for cats), but was expelled from the "Cat Club" within two days.
I ordered a local Sanxian rice bowl from the fast food restaurant downstairs. While waiting for the takeout, I opened my schoolbag and did some science homework that I was interested in.
Director Cao did say that when he was making porn films in Japan, there was an actor who came from the "Original Stockings Studio". The main members of this studio were a bunch of big guys with hairy legs, who were specially packed into rooms without air conditioning. In a small room, I add the smell of sweat to the stockings on my legs, and then sell them as stockings for "girls in school", and I have never been found out.
So I said in a business-friendly manner: "Then as agreed last time, I will choose a pair of underwear that I like in our online store, and then buy it for an additional 300 yuan. I will designate the model girl to wear it for three days, and then I will carry a full Send me the original underwear that I love so much!”
Eh? The last time you asked a model girl to come out and book a room with you, didn't you brag about "I'm rich"? Do you care about hundreds of dollars now? And knowing the market price online, this is something that comes from hard work and preparation!
I seriously doubt that the squad leader will go directly to the Love Pet Hospital instead of going home to see if his "cat-hating and dog-hating aura" has disappeared. Of course, I knew without looking that the result would definitely disappoint her. Even the famous and daring cat bully could only stand in front of the halo for more than 20 seconds!
By the way, there are also odor-proof sealing bags, which were originally used to hold food and are perfect for holding underwear that has been worn for three days. I don't want to touch something that has been stuck on Shu Zhe's butt for 72 hours.
My statement was quite erotic, and the coriander-stuffed bun made a series of greedy expressions. He must have started to have sexual intercourse now.
While applying the PS skills I just learned today to Shu Zhe's photos of transvestites, trying to reduce the probability of being recognized by acquaintances by sharpening the lines at the corners of his eyes, he boringly wrote the Chinese homework paper, which he called "Baozi stuffed with coriander". The buyer sent the message again.
It just so happened that the cell phone was about to run out of power. I didn’t realize it before when I didn’t have a cell phone. But now that I have a cell phone, once the cell phone runs out of power, it’s like I’m cutting myself off from the government and the people.
"Hey, hey! Why didn't you reply? Are you dead?" Cilantro stuffed buns asked impatiently, "Can you guarantee that the original underwear was indeed worn by the model lady?"
Unexpectedly, a few days later, he came to see me again, and this time he really planned to buy original underwear to go back to YY!
The squad leader who deserves the title of "Eagle Eye" didn't realize that I was standing less than ten meters away from her during the whole process. When she finally didn't see the cat return, and she was pushing her bicycle slowly down a secluded street with a little bit of disappointment, her expression was also dreamy, as if Cinderella woke up and found that she was Snow White, and that her stepmother had already passed away. She was poisoned to death by Sanlu milk powder, and there was a prince from the reinforced company outside trying to marry her.
I remember that when this guy chatted with me last time, he was very rude and even said that he wanted me to introduce a model girl to rent a room with him. He seemed to treat me like a pimp. Later, I tried to persuade him, and finally reduced him from a "devil" to a "pervert".
There are many opportunities! For example, when I ask her to do work and ask her to fulfill her girlfriend's duties, help me clean the whole house, etc., isn't it just right to wear a mask
"Shop owner, can you guarantee that the original underwear you sold me really belongs to the model lady?"
Yes, I'm right. The reason why I didn't say it was scratching the squad leader is because the cat bully didn't use its sharp claws, but just "hit" the squad leader with its flesh pad. Although it was considered powerful for a cat, it was very powerful for a cat. People really can't do any harm.
But no matter how much you like cats, approaching a cat bully rashly is a very dangerous behavior! Even though it’s just trying to make a living near this monk’s temple, it’s not a good man or woman! Maybe you are carrying rabies bacteria and avian influenza, and it would be terrible to be scratched by it!
The coriander stuffed bun said very alertly: "I have done some research and found that these underwear only cost 100-160 yuan online. Why are they so expensive here?"
After much thought, I decided not to go to the pet hospital to deliver masks today.
I scooped up the coriander-stuffed buns, happily selected the underwear and paid for it. He urged me to have the model girl put on the underwear overnight, and then send it to him within 72 hours.
But the squad leader is going to the pet hospital. If I follow her through the door, will people think I'm following her? Then it will be time for Dr. Zhao and Xiao Ding, who like gossip, to make fun of me again!
The reason why I considered the possibility of losing money was that I was not sure how much money I would have to pay to make Shu Zhe willingly wear these women's underwear for three days.