I didn't mean it! When I say that I have understood Yin Yang Sanshou to the state of a baby, it does not mean that I want to breastfeed!
Seeing that Niu Shili was staring at this side with bright eyes, Xiong Yaoyue covered her mouth and swallowed back the two words after "gay".
Xiong Yaoyue, who was completely unaware of this, raised a fist in the air and shouted "Yeah!" as a celebration of the goal.
At this moment, I suddenly had an enlightenment. I remembered the old man's fall performance of "touching porcelain". My body, which was originally as hard as stone, suddenly became extremely soft, like a spring, transmitting all the stress caused by the collision. …
Speaking of which, although Cao Jingshen has the nickname "Eunuch Cao", his true identity is a shameless lewd devil; although Mu Zhongming is not called "Eunuch Mu", he is not a womanizer at all and has the demeanor of a powerful internal manager. . These two people can be regarded as a pair of "real and fake father-in-law" in the second grade of junior high school (3).
In terms of skills, her overall level is definitely higher than that of Sun Yu. Her high agility and explosive physique alone is enough to defeat her opponents.
I answered vaguely: "Well, I'm used to falling, and I've figured out a way to avoid getting hurt."
But after grabbing a rebound and colliding with Niu Shili's shoulder, it really hurt! You are made of iron! Your joints are riveted with rivets!
Because basketballs are much heavier than volleyballs, girls usually use both hands when shooting. However, Xiong Yaoyue can use one hand and assist with the other hand. Many boys cannot do such a standard shooting posture.
I should have thought that Xiong Yaoyue, who is more competitive than all athletes in the world, would not want to regain face after being blocked by me.
The only reason the score kept getting bigger was because I got serious.
At 20:10, the opponent couldn't keep calm, and the number of fouls increased significantly, because there were no girls around to watch. Pizeguang hit consecutive free throws, and the score gap further widened to 24:10.
Anyone who has played basketball knows that it is very easy to be knocked down if you are unable to adjust your center of gravity while in mid-air. Fortunately, I was a little worried about being blocked by Xiong Yaoyue, so I unknowingly used a fadeaway jumper. My body was leaning backwards, but when Xiong Yaoyue hit me like this, my body fell backwards uncontrollably, and I was about to fall. Falling onto the hard cement floor.
Two of them slapped me on the forehead. Fortunately, her nails were trimmed regularly, otherwise I would have been bleeding.
Just because she jumped too high, standing under the basket, I accidentally got a panoramic view of what was underneath her T-shirt. I could see her sunken navel and even her light yellow sports bra!
"This..." The old man wouldn't even let me call him master. If I casually teach Yin Yang Sanshou to others, he might kill me, right
Something big happened! I want to chop off both of my hands! My stretched out hand happened to be on Xiong Yaoyue's chest! One in each hand! Full of elasticity and outstanding touch!
I was selected by captain Guo Songtao to be the third best basketball player in the school. If I can't beat your mixed-gender, novice team, I'll have to commit suicide in shame to apologize!
Seeing me being watched closely by Niu Shili, Xiong Yaoyue pretended to break through, but suddenly stopped in the middle and jumped up to shoot. Neither Pizeguang nor Mu Zhongming could stop me.
Later, relying on Xiong Yaoyue's high mobility and Niu Shili's inside line, the opponent chased the score to 24:16. Xiong Yaoyue personally scored 4 points, but the three-step basket was given to her by me.
"Eh? Really?" Xiong Yaoyue's eyes shone with interest, "Teach me! You must teach me such a convenient method!"
From this distance, I could clearly see the small tiger teeth in Xiong Yaoyue's mouth, as well as the fine beads of sweat on her temples. The hot body filled with youthful atmosphere left an indelible impression on my skin.
So greedy! I thought you were just having a great time on the volleyball court, playing any kind of sports for a long time!
When Mu Zhongming was defending Xiong Yaoyue, even if physical contact was inevitable, he was like a dead bone in a grave, without the excitement of contact with the opposite sex in adolescence.
Stalking like a zombie and being unyielding, this is Mu Zhongming's advantage on the court. But compared with the energetic Xiong Yaoyue, Mu Zhongming's speed is still too slow! After three swayings, Xiong Yaoyue's fake moves passed her!
In order to make Xiong Yaoyue understand the cruelty on the court (especially to warn everyone not to be too greedy when holding the ball), I used a turning step (specifically referring to the swimming Baguazhang in the movie) to break away from Niu Shili's guard, and jumped high to Right in front of Xiong Yaoyue, just when she took the ball, she blocked the shot!
Before I could be happy, I found that my vision went dark, and Xiong Yaoyue, who had also lost her balance, fell heavily on me.
She ignored the height difference between herself and me, and took the initiative to defend me again and again, desperately trying to block my shot.
Fortunately, there was not much interference, and the ball finally went into the frame. However, Xiong Yaoyue used too much force and only remembered to block my shot, without thinking about how she would land. Her body, full of heat, collided firmly with mine.
Xiong Yaoyue rubbed her temples and thought for a while, "But it doesn't matter if I was touched by you. Anyway, you are the same..."
Since the score became 16:10, the Niu Shili first team tried their best to catch up, but I deliberately taught them setbacks and strictly guarded against losing points. Instead, they used defensive counterattacks to score two more goals.
Xiong Yaoyue seems to have forgotten that I touched her breasts.
Niu Shili and others, who were originally surprised that I landed safely, cast contemptuous glances when they heard Xiong Yaoyue's conversation with me.
But for me, there are no fathers and sons on the basketball court. Besides, my original intention is to train the team. No matter how well I train you, you as a girl cannot participate in the basketball conference!
Seeing my hesitation, Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips and said, "How stingy! My sister even let you touch her breasts, and you didn't even want to share the skills of not getting hurt when you fall!"
When I was watching Hong Kong martial arts movies in the early years, one of the movies mentioned the eerie "zombie skill". I wonder if Mo Zhongming is a master of it.
At this time, although he felt that it was inappropriate to form a team with a girl, Niu Shili still led Xu Lijun to the inside line. Niu Shili watched me, and Xu Lijun occupied a particularly tricky position. He signaled to Xiong Yaoyue to pass the ball many times, but Xiong Yaoyue ignored it with an expectant smile on her lips, wanting to score solely on her own ability.
The basketball that flew out was caught by Xu Lijun. He quickly passed the ball to Niu Shili, who scored smoothly under the basket.
I don't know if it was my imagination, but Xiong Yaoyue seemed to jump higher every time. When I made a jump shot in front of her for the third time, she jumped as hard as she could, soared into the air, and even touched the basketball I shot with her fingertips.
I told Pizeguang and Mu Zhongming not to force a breakthrough to the inside, and they felt they could shoot if they were almost there. Next, I grabbed two rebounds in a row, and Pizeguang luckily hit a three-pointer. The score soon became 16:10.
"Generally speaking, it's very embarrassing~~~~~~~~"
Damn, it doesn’t have additional attacks! Although Xiong Yaoyue has a very standard figure and has no excess fat, if I fall from such a height, all my internal organs will be smashed out by you!
Xiong Yaoyue's whole body felt as if she had been electrocuted, and a blush instantly appeared on her face. However, she recovered quickly and smiled and cursed:
I learned! I have learned the "Yin Yang Sanshou·Porcelain Touching Technique"! Although there is no guarantee that it can be used every time, there is an additional means of protection in critical moments!
I let go of my hand nonchalantly, and Xiong Yaoyue supported my chest and climbed up, moving her shoulders like a normal person.
Xiong Yaoyue clenched her fists unwillingly, "Is the height difference so fatal?"
"Asshole, I've obviously practiced hard, but I still want to scare you!"
Since Xiong Yaoyue is really no worse than Sun Yu in playing basketball, and after being blocked by me, she became a little more focused on overall coordination, so gradually everyone blurred the gender boundaries and returned their attention to the game itself.
At 9:10, our team fell behind for the first time. I came here to train the team, not to make everyone laugh. It seemed that it was time to use my real skills.
In fact, Xiong Yaoyue is not short. In the second grade (3) class, she is second only to the squad leader in both height and breasts (why raise her breasts?).
Perhaps because she was afraid of being hit in the face, Xiong Yaoyue, who was still in the air, shrank back and closed her eyes tightly. Only this expression reminded me that she also has a weak side as a girl.
"You bastard actually took advantage of me, let go! Haven't you touched enough yet?"
My back was pressed against the concrete floor, and I subconsciously reached out my hand to support Xiong Yaoyue before she could completely face to face with me.
"You're so good! The back of your head landed on the ground, but you didn't get hurt at all!"
Although Niu Shili was stronger than me and his jumping ability was not bad, I predicted the landing point of the ball more accurately than him, so I was able to succeed continuously.
"Stop... stop talking!" I waved my hand quickly, "This kind of thing should be embarrassing for girls, right?"
Hey, hey, hey, I didn’t land on the back of my head, I landed on my butt! Please don't trade my head and ass!
My heart was empty, with no fear at all. My body seemed to be motionless, and it seemed to be possessed by some peerless master who was acting for me. At that moment, I returned to the state of a baby, as if a baby would be in the amniotic fluid. Just like swimming, I fell to the ground very naturally. I don't remember where I landed first (maybe my butt), but except for a scratch on my elbow that didn't bleed, I was completely unscathed and landed safely.
The people on the field and the few onlookers all exclaimed in unison. If the back of the head hits the ground, it will be a concussion at the least, and it will be Marx at the worst.