What else do you want! You are not satisfied with the squad leader twisting his leg, you really want the squad leader to have a heart attack! In order to one day become a criminal police officer, the squad leader pays great attention to physical exercise. Her heart is much healthier than that of ordinary people!
"I have read a very sad comic. The heroine had congenital heart disease. In order to save her, the hero deliberately took allergy medicine and died, leaving his heart to his lover!"
Hmm... Under this setting, she obviously does not have the qualifications to become a little bully. And there is a weak girl in the neighbor's house. How will I treat her? Will he bully her in turn
Happy sister! Stop being sensational! I'm going to cry! Even if I really need a heart transplant, I will not accept your donation! If according to the laws of Korean dramas, one of the two parties in love must die, I will never choose to be the one who survives!
Xiaoqin was still immersed in the love tragedy. She blinked her long eyelashes and looked at me with eyes mixed with thousands of melancholy.
It suddenly occurred to me that if Xiaoqin had congenital heart disease, she might not have been born at all, right? Then there would be no bullies in my life, and I would not be bullied and experience a nightmare childhood, so I would practice martial arts hard and avenge myself.
Therefore, the squad leader, who had been stared at by Xiaoqin for 40 seconds, accidentally twisted his foot when he returned to his seat, which really shocked me.
It's terrible, the possibility is terrible! Let’s let Xiaoqin be born! Even if she really has congenital heart disease, let her come into this world with difficulty and struggle in this cold world!
"Why are you angry? It's just a hypothesis!" Xiao Qin pouted, "And even if classmate Ye Lin is willing to donate to me, I won't accept it! I don't want to live in a world without classmate Ye Lin. ! I will die very happy and satisfied in the arms of classmate Ye Lin! If this wish can be realized, I wish I would have congenital heart disease now!"
When the time comes, will Eunuch Cao and I become irresistible brothers and discuss H comics and H animations every day
How ridiculous! I was so full that I couldn't think of all these things. Instead of imagining Xiaoqin and I in a parallel world, I should first go to Shu Zhe and ask him why he dared to rebel against me, and asked me to bring 500 yuan to pay. Give it to him!
Regardless of how well two people usually get along, as soon as they fall in love, terminal illnesses and car accidents will follow one after another! It seems that falling in love is really a high-risk behavior! If you don't fall in love, you won't die. Why don't you understand
Xiaoqin, who didn't notice the logical error at all, continued to speak with a smile.
Oops! The more I use my imagination, the appearance of Shu Zhe can't help but appear before my eyes! Could it be that I, who had not been bullied by the bully, would eventually become a weak boy like Shu Zhe, or even in danger of becoming a transvestite
Hey, hey, hey, you didn't want to have congenital heart disease until you were 14 years old. Are you a little late? You should have asked Aunt Ren for that kind of thing when you were still a fetus!
When the topic of heart was mentioned, Xiaoqin suddenly became melancholy again and said to me:
Wow, what a vulgar romance plot! Did the hero and heroine become lovers just like this? Will the law of Korean dramas appear again in the future? Two people must burp one another!
Maybe, I will follow the same steps I did before I was 6 years old, continue to beg for sweets from my aunts, and become a weak and helpless otaku who reads comic books every day and even plays games every day, right
"Huh, it doesn't work if the store manager lies."
Ah, I overlooked one point. No matter what happens to Xiao Qin, Amy is my sister and it will not change. However, Ai Shuqiao said that she would buy me out of Dongshan City for 5 million US dollars. Maybe I would accept it. Should these 5 million US dollars be used to treat Xiaoqin's congenital heart disease? And stay away from the city
In addition, considering that I was very cute during the shota era, if there were no bad influence from the bully, I might have grown into a handsome boy! Will some girls like me for this? Will the monitor like me? Although I may not have much muscle back then...
Donate you big-headed ghost! Haven't you seen "Saint Seiya"? The same sensational plot will be ineffective if used on me for the second time! And congenital heart disease? Is your heart stronger than that of a bull
Tsk, is there anything to be touched about? Many Korean dramas also follow this routine. If one of the two people doesn't die, it won't be considered a relationship!
Wait, don’t be moved yet! How could I "suddenly" suffer from "congenital" heart disease!
Xiaoqin frowned her thin eyebrows and muttered:
But it's not serious. Rather than the effect of the Death Note, it's more of a swelling and pain in the buttocks that makes walking difficult.
"It's just a hypothesis. If I was the one suffering from congenital heart disease, would Ye Lin donate his heart to me?"
No, I definitely won't. Brother Optimus Prime has long taught me to sympathize with the weak. Maybe, I will take good care of this unfortunate girl next door, I will read her story books, watch animations with her, and maybe even become stronger to protect her!
"It's just... can you please talk to my heart when the time comes? It likes to listen to classmate Ye Lin's voice the most. When it hears classmate Ye Lin's encouragement, it will definitely beat more happily... "
If I have no strength but good looks, will some bad guys (like me) force me to wear women's clothes, or even force me to wear T-string pants? Maybe they would even take nude photos and blackmail me into doing this and that. I would be too embarrassed to live in this world!
"If classmate Ye Lin suddenly gets congenital heart disease, I will definitely donate my heart to you!"
If I'm good at games, Xiao Ding from the pet hospital will probably take me to play Dota, and he won't call me a "badass" anymore, right
Xiaoqin changed her expression faster than flipping through a book. In just a blink of an eye, she returned to her innocent smile and asked me journeyingly:
What would the squad leader think of me like that? Someone who might be bullied and therefore needs protection? I am one day younger than the monitor, so I might be willing to regard the monitor as my sister!
The "Death Note" Xiaoqin bought from the comic supply store is of course a counterfeit, but human mental power is really a mysterious field. Who knows whether "resentment" will really have an effect on others
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... By then my heart will be beating in classmate Ye Lin's chest. Anyway, I only have classmate Ye Lin in my heart, that's where it should end up!"
Ah, damn, while I was in a daze, Xiaoqin had already put away the Death Note. I was going to ask her why she wrote the squad leader's name! Did she change the topic on purpose to avoid me complaining about her? But her feelings at that time were very sincere! She is indeed a beautiful snake, I can’t even tell which ones are real and which ones are fake!