The girls gave me strange expressions, but I didn’t react and continued:
Hearing me praise him, Xingxing blew out hot breath from his nose.
"He can't fight as well as you," I said to them, "You five tigers from the Criminal Department are my right-hand men and gold-medal thugs. How can there be anyone who can fight better than you?"
"Haha, actually I'm pretty good down there~~~~"
I made a random joke, and he really thought I was a gangster.
"Who dares to make Big Brother angry?" Xing Xing asked, "Can he fight better than the five tigers of our Xing Department?"
Oh, it should be considered one.
"Come on!" Big Speaker said, "The monitor's ambition is to be a detective, and I don't know how busy he will be by then! Maybe my husband will have to cook for her!"
Xing Xing was very surprised, "Brother Ye, since he has the ability to help us do evil, why should we teach him a lesson?"
"That's enough, that's enough," I interrupted Xing Xing's flattery, "Anyway, after 5 p.m., you go to the Pizza Hut behind No. 28 Middle School and wait. The target is Shu Zhe, Shu Ke's Shu, and Philosopher's Zhe. He is a boy in the first grade of our school. He is wearing a school uniform shirt and shorts, and has a very cute hairstyle. He is of medium height, fair and tender like a girl, and his eyes are big and easy to recognize. Don't you have a car? Don’t wait for him to enter Pizza Hut, stop him on the way and throw him into the car first!”
"Ye Lin, I heard that your father cooks at your house? Can you cook yourself?"
After the eye exercises, six or seven girls, headed by Big Speaker and PHS, got together and talked about cooking. It seemed that everyone recognized that the squad leader was the best cook, so there was no problem in going directly to the restaurant to cook.
Speaking of which, the illegal organization with Edison Chen as its founder and me as its current leader currently has one dead fat man (Eunuch Cao), five good-for-nothing gangsters (Five Tigers of the Criminal Department), and one wife (Xiao Qin). ?), since Shu Zhe has worked as a rope model for my online store and enjoys employee treatment, it stands to reason that he is also a member of this organization.
I scolded him in my heart, but continued to create an eerie atmosphere in my tone:
"Listen to me, this kidnapping is not to extort money, but to... teach the members of the organization a lesson!"
I put down my phone and went through the three afternoon classes. There was nothing new except that Xiaoqin continued to draw her potatoes and radishes in her exercise book.
"Brother Ye, since this person can't be beaten, is he the military advisor of our organization?"
The big speaker spotted me at a glance.
your sister! What case did I do? Did you see me commit the crime with your own eyes or something? Don't just sentence me to life imprisonment!
"Ah~~~~I really envy my future husband~~~~" a girl said in a nymphomaniacal manner, "I can eat so many delicious things for free!"
What an injustice! It does taste better down there! If you don’t believe me, come and try it next time! Freshly cooked noodles!
"Okay, Brother Ye, what should we do to him next? Can we beat him?" Xing Xing became more and more excited as he talked.
"Xingxing, you don't know that smart people have their own disadvantages, because a police officer has been keeping a close eye on me recently. He can't stand it anymore and wants to betray me to the police!"
PHS said sadly: "Many girls don't know how to cook now. How many boys can cook?"
Hearing this, Xing Xing smiled evilly, feeling proud that he could perform a mission for me for the first time.
Eh? This idea is very creative. Shu Zhe is really like a dog-headed strategist who plots and tricks every day.
"Hmph! I just like to eat, how about it!" Big Speaker said confidently, "A man who wants to chase me must know how to cook, and the food must be very delicious!"
"Eh? Isn't that not good? Isn't the monitor's cooking skills wasted?"
I rely on you to use this idiom a little sharply! There are very few self-conscious bad guys like us nowadays!
This is true, excluding Xiaoqin, the current combat strength of the organization is worrying. Although Eunuch Cao is very bold, he is full of fat and can be knocked down with one punch, while Shu Zhe is weaker than him. Comparing the two, the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department have really become my Five Tiger Generals.
"No problem! Brother Ye, look at it! The five tigers of the Criminal Department will achieve their mission!"
"That's not necessary," I broke into a cold sweat. "Actually, he is the brother of a female friend of mine. I don't want his life, I just want to scare him so that he will never dare to betray me again."
"Asshole! How dare you be a second-rate kid! Brother Ye has countless cases to deal with. If he reports him, he will be thrown into jail and never get out!"
"Waste is waste!" Big Speaker insisted, "Chinese couples also go out to work. Who stipulates that the woman must cook for the man! Good men in the new era must also learn to cook!"
Xingxing was furious and slapped the table on his side.
"Oh, it turns out there is such a relationship..." Xing Xing laughed evilly, "Brother Ye has so many connections with women, and my younger brother's admiration for you is like a torrential river, continuous and out of control..."
I nodded quite proudly, "Both of us can cook, although not much... but my dad is very good at it!"
So I cleared my throat:
"Yes, he is our military advisor and a wise general of our sect! Even though he is young, he is only in the first grade of junior high school, and he appears to be a good student, but in fact he has a very bad conscience! He has a lot of evil ideas and wants to harm others. Just look for him!”
"Kidnapping? Kidnapping for ransom?" Xing Xing on the other end of the phone suddenly lost interest. "Brother Ye, if you are short of money, just ask the brothers. We have them here! Kidnapping is boring, but killing people is cooler!"
"No," I stopped him, "this man cries as soon as he is beaten, and his cries can be heard for miles. You cover his eyes and send him to my house intact! I repeat, you cannot beat him. But you can scare him, don’t say I asked you to do it, make your origins as sinister as possible, and make what you are going to do as scary as possible! In short, when I receive him, I want to see his whole body Trembling, half-life scared!"
Damn it, you think you are FedEx! It’s used in other people’s advertising slogans! Even FedEx doesn’t deliver large numbers of people!
"Members of the organization? Apart from us, the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, is there anyone else in Brother Ye's organization?"
The class monitor was originally very cold towards me, but after listening to the second half of the discussion between me and Big Speaker, she slammed the English-Chinese dictionary on the table and walked out of the classroom without knowing what she was doing.
"Brother Ye, tell me! As long as you say a word, we will tie up this military advisor and torture him alive! Cut off the penis first!"
After venting, Xingxing lowered his voice:
"Hehehe, you think so because you are too lazy to eat!" the girl said sarcastically.