Eunuch Cao nodded and bowed, holding paper and pen, and asked like a reporter:
Damn, did I return the series? What was the plot of yesterday’s dream
Are you saying she's not a prostitute? This tone of asking me to take responsibility didn’t come from yesterday’s erotic dream!
The ice cream was frozen hard. Xiong Yaoyue held the ice cream in her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, and she said vaguely:
Early on Wednesday morning, Xiaoqin said to me mysteriously:
A drop of cold sweat dripped from Eunuch Cao's forehead, "Sister Yueyue, can you change it to another sentence? In that case, this sentence is not appropriate."
The product picture updated last night, which is a photo of Shu Zhe posing in a leopard-print tights, was modified by me with a pair of PS and received widespread praise from browsing customers.
"200 yuan?" Shu Zhe seemed to be insulted, "The strawberry underwear last time was still 300 yuan! This time the underwear is so embarrassing... why is the money less?"
Some said: "My nosebleeds! The model lady is so cute! Please contact me for the high price!"
As expected, Popeye took the initiative and immediately chose a pair of black silk translucent hollow sexy underwear. He added an additional price of 200 yuan to the original price and asked the model girl to wear it for three days.
I advised Shu Zhe to take a long-term view, and didn’t I just give him a 100 yuan bonus? Being harmonious makes you rich, don't worry about me and my boss.
Xiaoqin sat up straight with a little worry, "I don't know what the outcome will be. The alarm clock went off when I started foaming at the mouth. It seems I have to continue tonight. I'm really worried about our son..."
"Why is the model lady's eyes brown at one time and purple at another? Are she wearing contact lenses?"
Although I don’t want the adult product store to degenerate into a perverted product store, everyone often says that the customer’s requirements are the goal of our efforts, and a single order can make a profit of more than a thousand yuan, so I really can’t say no! The only thing to blame is that these perverts are too rich!
What I didn't expect was that "Popeye" and "Popeye Stuffed Buns" sent me messages almost at the same time, wanting to buy the leopard print tights worn by Shu Zhe.
"Yes... of course there is! But halfway, the squad leader rushed out and said she wanted to help me nurse the baby. I immediately kicked her away!"
The coriander stuffed bun was furious when he heard this: "What! How dare you snatch something from me! I'll pay you a thousand and two! Pack the stuff for me and send it to me now!"
What indescribable power! Isn’t it just you who has small breasts? Then have you thought of anything for your children
"Xiao Yueyue, if you were hurt by someone, what would you say?"
I didn't say it, but I knew in my heart that Eunuch Cao was definitely collecting strange information again to enrich the material library of the so-called second grade (3) class.
This profit... Damn, it's too scary! The politics teacher taught you wrong! Technology is not the primary productive force, but metamorphosis is!
Niu Shili heard the last few words of the conversation between me and Xiaoqin, and showed an extremely unnatural expression.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... what else could it be? It was the birth of the love between my classmate Ye Lin and me!"
"Hmph, it's not much, but it's better than nothing!"
Eunuch Cao looked at the sky: "It must be intentional..."
I actually bought six leopard print tights with an original price of 200 yuan. I left a message in the remarks: You know.
With such an eye-catching model as a signboard, seven sets of leopard print tights were sold immediately, and all the reviews received were positive reviews, with only one negative review saying:
"Again!?" Shu Zhe showed an expression of disbelief, but in an instant he put on a businessman's face: "How much money can I get this time?"
"I'm sorry, someone has already bid 600 yuan. It's the same person who bought the nurse's uniform last time."
Have you had an erotic dream again? Are you dating me again? If you have erotic dreams every day, you want to transform into a prostitute!
Well, because the share of buying the original underwear is that the underwear belongs to the underwear, and the original flavor belongs to the original flavor. Last time, the profit of the strawberry underwear was low, so the price I asked was a bit dark. This time, the profit of the black silk underwear is high, and I gave a Popeye discount, so Shu Zhe gets less money.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry, because of some indescribable force, our children can't get milk and are starving."
Nima, this business acumen is really shrewd! You don’t need any shame just to make money! Blessed are the perverted customers of our online store! The "You Choose Me to Wear" business is officially launched, you can make reservations with transvestites as much as you like!
Others said: "It seems that my breasts are a little bigger than last time... Have you had a breast augmentation? No matter what, there will be fire if there is a gap!"
In fact, I added that cleavage bit by bit using the PS technique taught to me by Eunuch Cao. It really took me a lot of effort. When I uploaded it later, I almost spent too much brainpower on uploading the nude photos of Shu Zhe's private parts, which would have been a big embarrassment.
So the dress was sold to Cilantro Stuffed Buns, and Popeye looked disappointed after losing the competition.
"But I didn't expect that such expensive milk powder actually contains melamine! After our child drank the milk powder, he immediately foamed at the mouth and fell unconscious!"
At this point, Xiaoqin lowered her head in shame.
"Why does my wife look so different from the picture? (Note: My wife weighs 300 pounds)"
"After the squad leader became a star in the distant sky, I went to the supermarket and bought the most expensive milk powder. Our little baby finally no longer needs to go hungry!"
I pointed out two fingers: "200 yuan."
"I'm not a prostitute!" Xiaoqin said unhappily, "Classmate Ye Lin, you have to be responsible!"
I smiled and said, "Why are you so anxious? Can't you change at home? Are you addicted to wearing women's underwear?"
Steamed stuffed buns stuffed with coriander: "You must give it to me! Especially that thong! Is 400 yuan enough?"
Xiong Yaoyue was furious, "He hurt me even though he knew it would hurt! He is looking for death! I will definitely yell: Fuck your mother!!"
So I replied to the coriander stuffed buns:
In order to eliminate the influence of Xiaoqin's mentally retarded brain waves on me, I took out my mobile phone and ran an online store for a while.
Popeye: "This is what I've been waiting for! The original price was 200 yuan? I paid three times! I bought it for 600 yuan!"
Thinking that compared with the torture he suffered yesterday, he had received the same 300 yuan today without doing almost anything. This thought made him feel more balanced, so he asked me to use the bathroom and asked me to put on my black stockings right now. .
Because the business of the online store was surprisingly good today, I was in a good mood, so I didn't make it difficult for him. In addition to returning the brand-new school uniform to him, I also gave him a 100 yuan bonus.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I had another dream yesterday..."
"What's the result? What's the result?"
During the lunch break, I saw Eunuch Cao inviting Xiong Yaoyue to eat ice cream (not Haagen-Dazs, but Xiong Yaoyue would not refuse anyone who came) on the condition that Xiong Yaoyue answer a few questions.
"Don't change it! I think it's quite suitable." Xiong Yaoyue stuffed the ice cream back. By this time, the ice cream had softened a lot, and she bit off half of it, making Eunuch Cao tremble and sneak away in despair.
Shu Zhe gave me a roll of his eyes, "It's not safe to put it in your pocket. What if my sister finds out?"
Xiaoqin suddenly speeded up her speech and her expression became anxious:
Someone else raised questions about Shu Zhe’s eye color:
No, it was just that I deliberately changed the color to a different color so that no one would recognize Shu Zhe (let alone misunderstand that he was the squad leader). But it would be a good idea to let him wear contact lenses, so that he wouldn't need my three-legged cat's Photoshop skills.
"It's a reward for you - because you didn't make your sister angry today, and I'm in a good mood, I'll give you some bonus." I replied casually.
I took out the black silk translucent hollow underwear designated by "Popeye" and asked Shu Zhe to wear it for three days.
Hey! You’re still dragging me out! Are you just like the Red Cross who sits around collecting money every day to be satisfied
That night, after Shu Zhe finished the meal cooked by his sister, he ran to my house to get his school uniform. The way he walked was steady, as if he was guarding against any conspiracy on my part.
"What kind of money is this?" Shu Zhe asked warily, while holding down the corner of his clothes, as if I gave him money just to let him take off his clothes.
Is it possible to use milk powder to solve the problem after a long time? Breast milk is the most nutritious and can increase immunity, right
Xiong Yaoyue raised her eyebrows, pulled out the entire ice cream stick from her mouth, and said angrily: "Hurt me? Did he do it on purpose?"
According to the shamefulness of these underwear, I should have charged a hundred yuan per day, but considering that Popeye is an old customer, I told him that this time it was a special discount and the original price would be restored next time. Popeye said that he was very touched and would always support our perverted supply store.
"You ask! If I'm in a good mood, I'll count on you!"
Why did you give birth to a baby? Your series is progressing a little faster! Is it possible that you still dream about breastfeeding your child
Nonsense! This is a standard size leopard print tights. Your lady should cosplay Doraemon instead of cosplaying a leopard girl!
Your sister, in the dream you are really decisive in killing! Kicking the squad leader away is what you have always wanted! And why does the monitor have milk
"Besides, by wearing it for three days, you mean 72 hours, right? Time is money. After I deliver the goods, can I place the next order immediately?"
Nima has changed his name and called us a perverted supplies store! When my father comes back and sees that I have added new business to the online store, will he praise me or scold me
Shu Zhe squinted his eyes to check the authenticity and put the money away.
"Strange question..." Xiong Yaoyue said to herself. At this time, she turned around and saw me, and hurriedly waved to me: "Haagen-Dazs-"
In order to comfort him, I mentioned to him the "you choose me to wear" original underwear business, and hinted: "There are no reservations for the model lady. If you don't take action, someone else will be the first to do it!"
Your name is Haagen-Dazs! I promised that I would definitely buy you something to eat! It’s just that I’m not free today! Don’t rush for it every day! You loser! You are not cute at all! No wonder the dean didn’t care at all when he saw you staying with other boys!
"Well... Actually, yesterday's dream was a continuation of the dream the day before yesterday..."
I secretly laughed in my heart. This coriander-stuffed bun claimed to be rich, but every time he made a bid, he was not very generous and stingy.