"Let's cook together! Sister Xiaozhe is familiar with the situation at home, let her help too!"
I won't save you! In the past, I always opened my mouth for my sister's clothes and food. Today, I want you to experience the hard work of cooking!
"No problem! Leave it to us!"
Shu Zhe, who couldn't stand the torture of Xiaoqin's grappling skills, had two big tears rolling down his face and admitted aggrievedly:
About ten minutes later, the monitor suddenly woke up on the sofa. She felt rude for falling asleep when guests were here, so she ran to the kitchen to apologize to us and asked if there was anything she could do to help.
It seemed that only at this moment did Xiao Qin notice Shu Zhe, a boy of similar age to herself, standing just a few feet away.
Xiaoqin then let go of her hands with satisfaction and greeted me:
Shu Zhe, who was called "Sister Xiaozhe" by Xiaoqin, who was working everywhere, gave me a look of help.
The squad leader had no choice but to nod his head and prepared napkins and a small garbage box made of old magazines on the dining table as best he could to hold the chicken bones later.
"Squad leader, let Shu Zhe do some work before he's exhausted." I stopped him before the class leader could say anything, "We won't let him touch the knives. He's just washing vegetables. You can go back to the sofa and rest!"
"Sister Xiaoqin, what are you doing?" Shu Zhe was embarrassed.
Because Xiaoqin was also injured, the monitor was embarrassed to ask Xiaoqin to help with cooking, so he offered to order takeout.
Hmm... This is not bad. If Xiaoqin's androphobia is such a confused existence, I take the pseudo-mother Shu Zhe as an opportunity. Maybe I can completely cure Xiaoqin's androphobia - then she is not not me. No one else, right
"It's okay! I'm happy to cook for the monitor, and classmate Ye Lin will also work with me!"
Xiaoqin continued to pat Shu Zhe on the shoulder with great force. Every pat made Shu Zhe become shorter. If he patted her for a while longer, he would be like Guo Jingming.
"You really know how to joke. How can there be such a cute boy? Children who lie will be punished! Come on, admit that you are a girl!"
Shu Zhe's face turned red and white with anger, "Sister Xiaoqin, are you kidding me! I'm a boy!"
This is what Xiaoqin said when she directed Shu Zhe to wash the mushrooms.
"If sister Xiaozhe doesn't know cooking at all, she won't be able to get married in the future!"
"Okay!" Shu Zhe raised his hand in agreement, "I want pizza from Pizza Hut!"
Xiaoqin stretched out her hand and pressed her fingers on Shu Zhe's flat chest.
In addition, I heard that people who wear women's underwear will be prompted to behave more like girls. At this time, Shu Zhe is wearing "white rose" women's underwear. Strictly speaking, he is still in the state of women's clothing!
Thinking about it carefully, Xiaoqin said that she would get flustered when seeing the photos of Brother Chun and Brother Zeng. Judging from this, Xiaoqin's so-called "androphobia" is mainly caused by vision. The real gender of the other person is not important, what is important is the other person's. The appearance appears to be male or female.
"Don't worry about the details! As for sister Xiaozhe whose breasts are smaller than mine, I will strictly protect you from now on! Protect it like a giant panda! We must unite to deal with the Gong Cai Caixing people!"
I thought that Xiaoqin, who suffered from androphobia, would scream "ah" and startle the squad leader who was resting on his forehead, but Xiaoqin tilted her head and studied Shu Zhe with strange eyes.
Just know Pizza Hut, just know pizza, you are a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
Shu Zhe tried to get rid of Xiaoqin's teasing several times, but failed. Xiaoqin pinched Shu Zhe's Jianjing point, and I don't know if he used a grappling technique. Anyway, Shu Zhe grinned in pain and had to beg Xiaoqin for mercy. road:
After looking up and down, Xiaoqin happily patted him on the shoulder.
Xiaoqin ignored Shu Zhe's questions. She, who was close to him in height, stretched out her hand to support Shu Zhe's chin. She looked like a playboy teasing a decent woman.
Shu Zhe wanted to resist, but Xiaoqin immediately pinched Shu Zhe's chin and held it, forcing Shu Zhe's head to turn left and right. It was reminiscent of the ancient slave auctions, where buyers had to carefully observe the slave's face. Condition.
Shu Zhe deliberately shouted for help, because I was worried that he would wake up the squad leader who had just fallen asleep, so I glared at him.
With Xiao Qin at the helm, after a few splashes of oil, boiling water and flames reaching the ceiling, she was able to cook chicken stewed with mushrooms.
"Sister Xiaoqin, you... why are you so strong? Aren't you in poor health? Brother Ye Lin, please quickly ask Sister Xiaoqin to let me go..."
Xiaoqin seemed to have completely forgotten the pain in her knee. She put on the sky blue apron that her monitor usually used (the size was slightly larger for her), took my hand and walked to the kitchen.
Compared with not being able to get married, Shu Zhe was more afraid of Xiaoqin's grasp. When he saw his sister coming in, he looked at her for help.
"Sister Xiaozhe, please take good care of me from now on~❤"
Could it be that after Shu Zhe worked as my rope model for a period of time and wore N pieces of women's clothing, his appearance and behavior became more feminine? Could it be that the line of judgment in Xiaoqin's mind has been crossed? Even if she doesn't wear a wig, she will be regarded as a girl by Xiaoqin
But I know that if Xiaoqin and Shuzhe were swapped and Xiaoqin and the squad leader lived together every day, the squad leader would definitely shorten his life for some inexplicable reasons.
"I'm sorry, I'm suddenly tired. Since you guys are willing to help me, Xiaoqin, then I'll be shameless and wait for you to bring the food to the table?"
Xiaoqin shook her head and showed her two intact little hands, which were as bright as jade, to the monitor.
I don't know if Xiaoqin is executing the "I'm dull" plan again, but in short, she behaves very well-behaved and clingy in front of the monitor, as if she is the monitor's long-lost little sister, at least more likable than Shu Zhe.
It was like the last time we all went to the movies together, Xiao Qin mistook Shu Zhe for a girl when he was wearing a wig. It was a similar situation.
"Oops~❤, I'm not strong at all!" Xiaoqin tilted her head with a smile, "It's sister Xiaozhe, you're too weak!"
The monitor, who felt tired and was resting on the sofa with his eyes closed, seemed to have fallen asleep a little and did not hear the conversation between us.
"I... I'm not a sister, I'm a boy!"
Xiao Qin was leaning against the wall tiles in the kitchen, looking like she had exhausted all her energy. Her cheeks were blackened by oil smoke, but she looked a bit clumsy and cute.
"No, no, no!" I pointed to the crowded kitchen. The monitor was surprised to see my brother washing mushrooms in front of the sink seriously.
"I... I'm a girl..."
I don’t think Shu Zhe knows where the pots and pans are, and Xiaoqin, why are you suddenly not afraid of Shu Zhe? You can't just throw away the character attribute of androphobia!
After saying that, he put more strength on his hand.
"That's it..." The squad leader put her hand on her forehead, as if all the fatigue from the day had hit her at this moment, and she sat down on the sofa weakly.