According to the old man, there are actually only two tricks in Chinese martial arts, one is "to generate energy" and the other is to "transform energy", which are used for attack and defense respectively. Because of the rules of my ancestors, Yin Yang Sanshou should not have been passed down to an outsider like me. I was only taught how to "transform energy" but not how to "generate energy." According to a certain monk, this was already a great blessing.
"I am also 81 this year. When I was 24, I got married late and just gave birth to a son..."
It is said that when Yue Buqun practiced the "Purple Cloud Magic Skill", his face also turned purple. Does he have to practice his face purple like the old man to be considered qualified
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
But people's hearts are not like snakes swallowing elephants. I don't learn martial arts to defend blindly and to be good at taking beatings. In the final analysis, I still want to defeat others.
It is said that when Yue Buqun practiced the "Purple Cloud Magic Skill", his face also turned purple. Does he have to practice his face purple like the old man to be considered qualified
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
"I am also 81 this year. When I was 24, I got married late and just gave birth to a son..."
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
"I am also 81 this year. When I was 24, I got married late and just gave birth to a son..."
They say they are competing in martial arts, but they are actually trying their best! Otherwise, why would you stay behind before going out? You must not want to lose your incense, right
I thought in my mind, "Break the precept and hand over Yin Yang Sanshou to me in its entirety, so it doesn't need to be lost?" But I felt that the atmosphere in front of me was not right, so I held back and didn't say anything.
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
"Is it possible? Master, you just accidentally reached your waist. With your physique, you will definitely be able to dominate the world for generations to come!"
I didn’t want to violate the teachings of my ancestors, and I also wanted Yin Yang Sanshou to be passed down intact, so I deliberately made it for me to learn secretly and then understand it myself!
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
do not care! This is the kindness of the old man and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What am I waiting for? Let’s go to school right away!
However, the old man’s practice posture today is too strange!
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
The old man lowered his head and held the bench with his hands, his shoulders were tense, his waist was parallel to the ground, his butt was raised, and he remained motionless, his face was red and he was sweating.
I helped the old man change his position and let him lie on his side on the bench. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was no longer purple and he was no longer sweating. He hummed:
"There are many scoundrels who use despicable means in the world, and there are not many real masters. But after competing with those masters, I learned a lot. It's worth it! The twenty years of wandering in the world are worth it!"
By the way, this posture is actually a bit inelegant!
"Let me tell you, they say that practicing martial arts is not about people practicing martial arts, but martial arts is training people! If you want to train your body to do whatever you want, you must develop the habit of automatically attacking without using your brain. ! In short, this egg is good for you, treat it with care, just in case you break it... "
Normally at this time, I would have found the old man to practice boxing with me. Although I am hiding some twenty steps behind the woods, the old man must have guessed that I am already here!
Does this magical skill consume so much energy? It seems that the old man himself is a bit overwhelmed!
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
Maybe I was too excited, and the old man saw me shaking the tree trunk.
I waited in confusion for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move at all.
Does this magical skill consume so much energy? It seems that the old man himself is a bit overwhelmed!
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
"Master..."
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
It dawned on me.
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
Excited, I shook the tree trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it like the old man did, with his face turning purple and sweat flowing down his temples into his beard, giving people the nervous feeling of a great achievement.
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
The old man sighed:
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
Don't look at my ugly posture when the time comes. As soon as I reach out, the tree in front of me will fall down! !
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
This... I understand! This is not the posture when hitting someone, but the posture when exercising! Just like Turtle Immortal asking his disciples to wear turtle shells, if they exert their strength under unfavorable conditions, they will be a hundred times more powerful in a real war!
Twenty years! ? Haven’t you been home for twenty years? What should I do with my wife at home? Women in the past really abided by women's ethics. If it were a woman like today, if you were on a business trip for two months, Hongxing might have cheated on her!
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
Normally at this time, I would have found the old man to practice boxing with me. Although I am hiding some twenty steps behind the woods, the old man must have guessed that I am already here!
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
"You can put it anywhere! Just put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist heals in two days, you have to return the eggs intact!"
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
I didn’t want to violate the teachings of my ancestors, and I also wanted Yin Yang Sanshou to be passed down intact, so I deliberately made it for me to learn secretly and then understand it myself!
But people's hearts are not like snakes swallowing elephants. I don't learn martial arts to defend blindly and to be good at taking beatings. In the final analysis, I still want to defeat others.
I didn’t want to violate the teachings of my ancestors, and I also wanted Yin Yang Sanshou to be passed down intact, so I deliberately made it for me to learn secretly and then understand it myself!
By the way, this posture is actually a bit inelegant!
The old man covered his lower back and sighed:
So I ignored the numbness in my legs and continued to squat and said to the old man:
"Is it possible? Master, you just accidentally reached your waist. With your physique, you will definitely be able to dominate the world for generations to come!"
What a noble act, what a noble desire!
Don't worry, old man! I have received your thoughts! I will definitely keep my eyes wide open and keep Fa Jin’s posture firmly in mind!
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
"After I have my son, I can feel free to go out and explore the world and compete with martial arts masters..."
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
"There are many scoundrels who use despicable means in the world, and there are not many real masters. But after competing with those masters, I learned a lot. It's worth it! The twenty years of wandering in the world are worth it!"
Don't worry, old man! I have received your thoughts! I will definitely keep my eyes wide open and keep Fa Jin’s posture firmly in mind!
It's a bit like farting at others. Does sticking your butt up so high really help kill the enemy
According to the old man, there are actually only two tricks in Chinese martial arts, one is "to generate energy" and the other is to "transform energy", which are used for attack and defense respectively. Because of the rules of my ancestors, Yin Yang Sanshou should not have been passed down to an outsider like me. I was only taught how to "transform energy" but not how to "generate energy." According to a certain monk, this was already a great blessing.
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
By the way, this posture is actually a bit inelegant!
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
Don't look at my ugly posture when the time comes. As soon as I reach out, the tree in front of me will fall down! !
Seeing how the old man's magical skill was quite draining, I felt that my talent was too low, and I might not be able to understand it even if I watched it for a while, so I walked up to the old man and asked him to stop the skill and at least rest for a while.
"After I have my son, I can feel free to go out and explore the world and compete with martial arts masters..."
What a noble act, what a noble desire!
"In the past, there was not much information, and many villagers thought I was dead. After I came back, my family was so happy that they invited the opera troupe and celebrated in the village for three days. It was really lively..."
It's a bit like farting at others. Does sticking your butt up so high really help kill the enemy
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
By the way, this posture is actually a bit inelegant!
The old man spat on the ground.
I didn’t want to violate the teachings of my ancestors, and I also wanted Yin Yang Sanshou to be passed down intact, so I deliberately made it for me to learn secretly and then understand it myself!
It dawned on me.
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
"Is it possible? Master, you just accidentally reached your waist. With your physique, you will definitely be able to dominate the world for generations to come!"
do not care! This is the kindness of the old man and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What am I waiting for? Let’s go to school right away!
"After I have my son, I can feel free to go out and explore the world and compete with martial arts masters..."
"This old bone is really dying! It seems that I am half buried in the earth. Maybe I will burp my butt one day!"
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
What a considerate old man! You actually pretended not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some skills these days
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
"Okay, okay," I changed my words, "Old man, you have incredible skills. It's no big deal if you flash your waist occasionally! Young people like us often flash our waist when playing basketball! Just rest for two days and you'll be fine. !”
The old man covered his lower back and sighed:
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
Don't look at my ugly posture when the time comes. As soon as I reach out, the tree in front of me will fall down! !
Hahahahaha - invincibility in the world is just around the corner! I will upgrade according to the route of "Boxer → Great Boxer → Giant Boxer → Super Boxer → Holy Boxer → Divine Boxer"!
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
Excited, I shook the tree trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it like the old man did, with his face turning purple and sweat flowing down his temples into his beard, giving people the nervous feeling of a great achievement.
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
No, I can't be impatient. The old man must have practiced hard for many years to achieve what he has today. His face is purple and his body is sweating. I must persist every day and practice hard to reach the highest level like the old man!
It dawned on me.
The old man glared at me, "If you break the egg, just... buy a new one and give it back to me! Now the eggs cost four yuan and seventy pounds!!"
I waited in confusion for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move at all.
"Master..."
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
The old man covered his lower back and sighed:
So I ignored the numbness in my legs and continued to squat and said to the old man:
This... I understand! This is not the posture when hitting someone, but the posture when exercising! Just like Turtle Immortal asking his disciples to wear turtle shells, if they exert their strength under unfavorable conditions, they will be a hundred times more powerful in a real war!
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
I waited in confusion for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move at all.
I waited in confusion for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move at all.
"Master..."
Excited, I shook the tree trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it like the old man did, with his face turning purple and sweat flowing down his temples into his beard, giving people the nervous feeling of a great achievement.
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
But people's hearts are not like snakes swallowing elephants. I don't learn martial arts to defend blindly and to be good at taking beatings. In the final analysis, I still want to defeat others.
According to the old man, there are actually only two tricks in Chinese martial arts, one is "to generate energy" and the other is to "transform energy", which are used for attack and defense respectively. Because of the rules of my ancestors, Yin Yang Sanshou should not have been passed down to an outsider like me. I was only taught how to "transform energy" but not how to "generate energy." According to a certain monk, this was already a great blessing.
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
It is said that when Yue Buqun practiced the "Purple Cloud Magic Skill", his face also turned purple. Does he have to practice his face purple like the old man to be considered qualified
"Old man, you are so kind to me! You actually bought me eggs for breakfast..."
Don't worry, old man! I have received your thoughts! I will definitely keep my eyes wide open and keep Fa Jin’s posture firmly in mind!
Hahahahaha - invincibility in the world is just around the corner! I will upgrade according to the route of "Boxer → Great Boxer → Giant Boxer → Super Boxer → Holy Boxer → Divine Boxer"!
"Old man, you are so kind to me! You actually bought me eggs for breakfast..."
The old man saw me walking slowly from behind the tree, with an admiring and moved smile on his face. His face turned purple, his eyes widened, and he cursed at me:
I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I knew without looking in the mirror that it was in vain.
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
This... I understand! This is not the posture when hitting someone, but the posture when exercising! Just like Turtle Immortal asking his disciples to wear turtle shells, if they exert their strength under unfavorable conditions, they will be a hundred times more powerful in a real war!
It dawned on me.
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
It is said that when Yue Buqun practiced the "Purple Cloud Magic Skill", his face also turned purple. Does he have to practice his face purple like the old man to be considered qualified
I waited in confusion for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move at all.
No, I can't be impatient. The old man must have practiced hard for many years to achieve what he has today. His face is purple and his body is sweating. I must persist every day and practice hard to reach the highest level like the old man!
Excited, I shook the tree trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it like the old man did, with his face turning purple and sweat flowing down his temples into his beard, giving people the nervous feeling of a great achievement.
"Eh? Could it be that if I break the egg, I will never be able to practice Yin Yang Sanshou again!?"
Don't look at my ugly posture when the time comes. As soon as I reach out, the tree in front of me will fall down! !
At this time, the old man's eyes were deep, as if he was immersed in memories of the past.
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
Hahahahaha - invincibility in the world is just around the corner! I will upgrade according to the route of "Boxer → Great Boxer → Giant Boxer → Super Boxer → Holy Boxer → Divine Boxer"!
The old man glared at me, "If you break the egg, just... buy a new one and give it back to me! Now the eggs cost four yuan and seventy pounds!!"
"Oh - I don't think I have as many relatives and friends in this world as there are in the underworld! Maybe they will call me there soon!"
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
The old man lowered his head and held the bench with his hands, his shoulders were tense, his waist was parallel to the ground, his butt was raised, and he remained motionless, his face was red and he was sweating.
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
"This old bone is really dying! It seems that I am half buried in the earth. Maybe I will burp my butt one day!"
Maybe I was too excited, and the old man saw me shaking the tree trunk.
I waited in confusion for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move at all.
The old man glared at me, "If you break the egg, just... buy a new one and give it back to me! Now the eggs cost four yuan and seventy pounds!!"
Excited, I shook the tree trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it like the old man did, with his face turning purple and sweat flowing down his temples into his beard, giving people the nervous feeling of a great achievement.
They say they are competing in martial arts, but they are actually trying their best! Otherwise, why would you stay behind before going out? You must not want to lose your incense, right
The old man said angrily: "Asshole! Martial arts practitioners can't be lazy! I can rest, but you can't!"
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
What a considerate old man! You actually pretended not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some skills these days
You must have seen it, right? But the old man's two pupils were extremely focused, as if he was disturbed by the incomparable power in his body. He didn't recognize me even when he was facing my direction.
"Master..."
The old man looked at me with a "contempt + shut up" look, and I didn't dare to speak.
It's a bit like farting at others. Does sticking your butt up so high really help kill the enemy
"This old bone is really dying! It seems that I am half buried in the earth. Maybe I will burp my butt one day!"
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
What a considerate old man! You actually pretended not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some skills these days
I stretched out my hand to take it and hurriedly thanked the old man:
The old man looked at me with a "contempt + shut up" look, and I didn't dare to speak.
do not care! This is the kindness of the old man and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What am I waiting for? Let’s go to school right away!
Seeing how the old man's magical skill was quite draining, I felt that my talent was too low, and I might not be able to understand it even if I watched it for a while, so I walked up to the old man and asked him to stop the skill and at least rest for a while.
Twenty years! ? Haven’t you been home for twenty years? What should I do with my wife at home? Women in the past really abided by women's ethics. If it were a woman like today, if you were on a business trip for two months, Hongxing might have cheated on her!
This scene is a bit sad! It’s not suitable for an unscrupulous old man like you! Didn’t we have a great time having a porcelain encounter two days ago
do not care! This is the kindness of the old man and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What am I waiting for? Let’s go to school right away!
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
The old man saw me walking slowly from behind the tree, with an admiring and moved smile on his face. His face turned purple, his eyes widened, and he cursed at me:
Twenty years! ? Haven’t you been home for twenty years? What should I do with my wife at home? Women in the past really abided by women's ethics. If it were a woman like today, if you were on a business trip for two months, Hongxing might have cheated on her!
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
"I am also 81 this year. When I was 24, I got married late and just gave birth to a son..."
"Damn it, little Ye Zi, you bastard! Since you came here earlier and saw me ducking to the point of being unable to move, why didn't you help me!?"
So I ignored the numbness in my legs and continued to squat and said to the old man:
do not care! This is the kindness of the old man and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What am I waiting for? Let’s go to school right away!
"Damn it, little Ye Zi, you bastard! Since you came here earlier and saw me ducking to the point of being unable to move, why didn't you help me!?"
Normally at this time, I would have found the old man to practice boxing with me. Although I am hiding some twenty steps behind the woods, the old man must have guessed that I am already here!
No, I can't be impatient. The old man must have practiced hard for many years to achieve what he has today. His face is purple and his body is sweating. I must persist every day and practice hard to reach the highest level like the old man!
Don't worry, old man! I have received your thoughts! I will definitely keep my eyes wide open and keep Fa Jin’s posture firmly in mind!
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
What? ? ? Flash to the waist? ? ? Isn't it magical? ? ? Doesn't having a red face from holding back mean you have great internal strength? ? ? Doesn't sweat on the face represent good luck? ? ? I was moved for a long time in vain, and imitated for a long time in vain! ! !
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I knew without looking in the mirror that it was in vain.
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
Does this magical skill consume so much energy? It seems that the old man himself is a bit overwhelmed!
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
I helped the old man change his position and let him lie on his side on the bench. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was no longer purple and he was no longer sweating. He hummed:
It's a bit like farting at others. Does sticking your butt up so high really help kill the enemy
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
I helped the old man change his position and let him lie on his side on the bench. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was no longer purple and he was no longer sweating. He hummed:
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
"This old bone is really dying! It seems that I am half buried in the earth. Maybe I will burp my butt one day!"
So I ignored the numbness in my legs and continued to squat and said to the old man:
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
"Oh - I don't think I have as many relatives and friends in this world as there are in the underworld! Maybe they will call me there soon!"
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I knew without looking in the mirror that it was in vain.
This... I understand! This is not the posture when hitting someone, but the posture when exercising! Just like Turtle Immortal asking his disciples to wear turtle shells, if they exert their strength under unfavorable conditions, they will be a hundred times more powerful in a real war!
"I am also 81 this year. When I was 24, I got married late and just gave birth to a son..."
Normally at this time, I would have found the old man to practice boxing with me. Although I am hiding some twenty steps behind the woods, the old man must have guessed that I am already here!
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
"In the past, there was not much information, and many villagers thought I was dead. After I came back, my family was so happy that they invited the opera troupe and celebrated in the village for three days. It was really lively..."
"Is it possible? Master, you just accidentally reached your waist. With your physique, you will definitely be able to dominate the world for generations to come!"
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
It is said that when Yue Buqun practiced the "Purple Cloud Magic Skill", his face also turned purple. Does he have to practice his face purple like the old man to be considered qualified
The old man spat on the ground.
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
What a considerate old man! You actually pretended not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some skills these days
The old man said angrily: "Asshole! Martial arts practitioners can't be lazy! I can rest, but you can't!"
Does this magical skill consume so much energy? It seems that the old man himself is a bit overwhelmed!
The old man spat on the ground.
"Oh - I don't think I have as many relatives and friends in this world as there are in the underworld! Maybe they will call me there soon!"
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
"Eh? Could it be that if I break the egg, I will never be able to practice Yin Yang Sanshou again!?"
"After I have my son, I can feel free to go out and explore the world and compete with martial arts masters..."
The old man covered his lower back and sighed:
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
I thought in my mind, "Break the precept and hand over Yin Yang Sanshou to me in its entirety, so it doesn't need to be lost?" But I felt that the atmosphere in front of me was not right, so I held back and didn't say anything.
Don't look at my ugly posture when the time comes. As soon as I reach out, the tree in front of me will fall down! !
I thought in my mind, "Break the precept and hand over Yin Yang Sanshou to me in its entirety, so it doesn't need to be lost?" But I felt that the atmosphere in front of me was not right, so I held back and didn't say anything.
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
"Don't call me master!" The old man blew his beard and glared, "Didn't I say I can't accept you as my apprentice?"
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
This... I understand! This is not the posture when hitting someone, but the posture when exercising! Just like Turtle Immortal asking his disciples to wear turtle shells, if they exert their strength under unfavorable conditions, they will be a hundred times more powerful in a real war!
But people's hearts are not like snakes swallowing elephants. I don't learn martial arts to defend blindly and to be good at taking beatings. In the final analysis, I still want to defeat others.
"After I have my son, I can feel free to go out and explore the world and compete with martial arts masters..."
The old man lowered his head and held the bench with his hands, his shoulders were tense, his waist was parallel to the ground, his butt was raised, and he remained motionless, his face was red and he was sweating.
The old man covered his lower back and sighed:
"You can put it anywhere! Just put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist heals in two days, you have to return the eggs intact!"
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
"Okay, okay," I changed my words, "Old man, you have incredible skills. It's no big deal if you flash your waist occasionally! Young people like us often flash our waist when playing basketball! Just rest for two days and you'll be fine. !”
What a noble act, what a noble desire!
The old man saw me walking slowly from behind the tree, with an admiring and moved smile on his face. His face turned purple, his eyes widened, and he cursed at me:
It dawned on me.
It is said that when Yue Buqun practiced the "Purple Cloud Magic Skill", his face also turned purple. Does he have to practice his face purple like the old man to be considered qualified
"I am also 81 this year. When I was 24, I got married late and just gave birth to a son..."
Twenty years! ? Haven’t you been home for twenty years? What should I do with my wife at home? Women in the past really abided by women's ethics. If it were a woman like today, if you were on a business trip for two months, Hongxing might have cheated on her!
"Master..."
This... I understand! This is not the posture when hitting someone, but the posture when exercising! Just like Turtle Immortal asking his disciples to wear turtle shells, if they exert their strength under unfavorable conditions, they will be a hundred times more powerful in a real war!
"You can put it anywhere! Just put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist heals in two days, you have to return the eggs intact!"
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
Seeing how the old man's magical skill was quite draining, I felt that my talent was too low, and I might not be able to understand it even if I watched it for a while, so I walked up to the old man and asked him to stop the skill and at least rest for a while.
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
According to the old man, there are actually only two tricks in Chinese martial arts, one is "to generate energy" and the other is to "transform energy", which are used for attack and defense respectively. Because of the rules of my ancestors, Yin Yang Sanshou should not have been passed down to an outsider like me. I was only taught how to "transform energy" but not how to "generate energy." According to a certain monk, this was already a great blessing.
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
However, the old man’s practice posture today is too strange!
I stretched out my hand to take it and hurriedly thanked the old man:
I didn’t want to violate the teachings of my ancestors, and I also wanted Yin Yang Sanshou to be passed down intact, so I deliberately made it for me to learn secretly and then understand it myself!
"After I have my son, I can feel free to go out and explore the world and compete with martial arts masters..."
Don't look at my ugly posture when the time comes. As soon as I reach out, the tree in front of me will fall down! !
However, the old man’s practice posture today is too strange!
"Damn it, little Ye Zi, you bastard! Since you came here earlier and saw me ducking to the point of being unable to move, why didn't you help me!?"
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
The old man lowered his head and held the bench with his hands, his shoulders were tense, his waist was parallel to the ground, his butt was raised, and he remained motionless, his face was red and he was sweating.
"In the past, there was not much information, and many villagers thought I was dead. After I came back, my family was so happy that they invited the opera troupe and celebrated in the village for three days. It was really lively..."
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
They say they are competing in martial arts, but they are actually trying their best! Otherwise, why would you stay behind before going out? You must not want to lose your incense, right
The old man saw me walking slowly from behind the tree, with an admiring and moved smile on his face. His face turned purple, his eyes widened, and he cursed at me:
I helped the old man change his position and let him lie on his side on the bench. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was no longer purple and he was no longer sweating. He hummed:
By the way, this posture is actually a bit inelegant!
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
"There are many scoundrels who use despicable means in the world, and there are not many real masters. But after competing with those masters, I learned a lot. It's worth it! The twenty years of wandering in the world are worth it!"
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
The old man sighed:
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
It's a bit like farting at others. Does sticking your butt up so high really help kill the enemy
No, I can't be impatient. The old man must have practiced hard for many years to achieve what he has today. His face is purple and his body is sweating. I must persist every day and practice hard to reach the highest level like the old man!
"Eh? Put it in your pants pocket?"
"You can put it anywhere! Just put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist heals in two days, you have to return the eggs intact!"
This scene is a bit sad! It’s not suitable for an unscrupulous old man like you! Didn’t we have a great time having a porcelain encounter two days ago
Twenty years! ? Haven’t you been home for twenty years? What should I do with my wife at home? Women in the past really abided by women's ethics. If it were a woman like today, if you were on a business trip for two months, Hongxing might have cheated on her!
"Most of the masters I met when I was traveling in the martial arts world, and martial arts idiots like me, did not survive until the end of their lives. Some capsized in the ditch and fell under the hands of villains, and made themselves mad to death; some went crazy while practicing kung fu, They were struck to death by lightning; some were deceived by cults into becoming Dharma protectors, but were rectified by the people's government; some stopped the Red Guards from beating people during the Cultural Revolution, but were shot to death inexplicably; but their martial arts skills were the lowest, and no one wanted to care about them. His wife changed her name and became an abbot in a monk's temple. Now she lives a good life by speculating in stocks all day long... "
do not care! This is the kindness of the old man and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What am I waiting for? Let’s go to school right away!
I thought in my mind, "Break the precept and hand over Yin Yang Sanshou to me in its entirety, so it doesn't need to be lost?" But I felt that the atmosphere in front of me was not right, so I held back and didn't say anything.
Excited, I shook the tree trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it like the old man did, with his face turning purple and sweat flowing down his temples into his beard, giving people the nervous feeling of a great achievement.
However, the old man’s practice posture today is too strange!
I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I knew without looking in the mirror that it was in vain.
"Most of the masters I met when I was traveling in the martial arts world, and martial arts idiots like me, did not survive until the end of their lives. Some capsized in the ditch and fell under the hands of villains, and made themselves mad to death; some went crazy while practicing kung fu, They were struck to death by lightning; some were deceived by cults into becoming Dharma protectors, but were rectified by the people's government; some stopped the Red Guards from beating people during the Cultural Revolution, but were shot to death inexplicably; but their martial arts skills were the lowest, and no one wanted to care about them. His wife changed her name and became an abbot in a monk's temple. Now she lives a good life by speculating in stocks all day long... "
The old man sighed:
"In the past, there was not much information, and many villagers thought I was dead. After I came back, my family was so happy that they invited the opera troupe and celebrated in the village for three days. It was really lively..."
According to the old man, there are actually only two tricks in Chinese martial arts, one is "to generate energy" and the other is to "transform energy", which are used for attack and defense respectively. Because of the rules of my ancestors, Yin Yang Sanshou should not have been passed down to an outsider like me. I was only taught how to "transform energy" but not how to "generate energy." According to a certain monk, this was already a great blessing.
"Is it possible? Master, you just accidentally reached your waist. With your physique, you will definitely be able to dominate the world for generations to come!"
"Master..."
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
"Oh - I don't think I have as many relatives and friends in this world as there are in the underworld! Maybe they will call me there soon!"
"This old bone is really dying! It seems that I am half buried in the earth. Maybe I will burp my butt one day!"
At this time, the old man's eyes were deep, as if he was immersed in memories of the past.
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
"You can put it anywhere! Just put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist heals in two days, you have to return the eggs intact!"
I stretched out my hand to take it and hurriedly thanked the old man:
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
"Damn it, little Ye Zi, you bastard! Since you came here earlier and saw me ducking to the point of being unable to move, why didn't you help me!?"
Does this magical skill consume so much energy? It seems that the old man himself is a bit overwhelmed!
"Most of the masters I met when I was traveling in the martial arts world, and martial arts idiots like me, did not survive until the end of their lives. Some capsized in the ditch and fell under the hands of villains, and made themselves mad to death; some went crazy while practicing kung fu, They were struck to death by lightning; some were deceived by cults into becoming Dharma protectors, but were rectified by the people's government; some stopped the Red Guards from beating people during the Cultural Revolution, but were shot to death inexplicably; but their martial arts skills were the lowest, and no one wanted to care about them. His wife changed her name and became an abbot in a monk's temple. Now she lives a good life by speculating in stocks all day long... "
So I ignored the numbness in my legs and continued to squat and said to the old man:
At this time, the old man's eyes were deep, as if he was immersed in memories of the past.
The old man sighed:
"Eh? Could it be that if I break the egg, I will never be able to practice Yin Yang Sanshou again!?"
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
I helped the old man change his position and let him lie on his side on the bench. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was no longer purple and he was no longer sweating. He hummed:
Twenty years! ? Haven’t you been home for twenty years? What should I do with my wife at home? Women in the past really abided by women's ethics. If it were a woman like today, if you were on a business trip for two months, Hongxing might have cheated on her!
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
"Oh - I don't think I have as many relatives and friends in this world as there are in the underworld! Maybe they will call me there soon!"
Seeing how the old man's magical skill was quite draining, I felt that my talent was too low, and I might not be able to understand it even if I watched it for a while, so I walked up to the old man and asked him to stop the skill and at least rest for a while.
I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I knew without looking in the mirror that it was in vain.
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
"This... carrying an egg with you, how will it help you practice Yin Yang Sanshou?"
This scene is a bit sad! It’s not suitable for an unscrupulous old man like you! Didn’t we have a great time having a porcelain encounter two days ago
"Don't call me master!" The old man blew his beard and glared, "Didn't I say I can't accept you as my apprentice?"
But people's hearts are not like snakes swallowing elephants. I don't learn martial arts to defend blindly and to be good at taking beatings. In the final analysis, I still want to defeat others.
Don't worry, old man! I have received your thoughts! I will definitely keep my eyes wide open and keep Fa Jin’s posture firmly in mind!
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
So I ignored the numbness in my legs and continued to squat and said to the old man:
I thought in my mind, "Break the precept and hand over Yin Yang Sanshou to me in its entirety, so it doesn't need to be lost?" But I felt that the atmosphere in front of me was not right, so I held back and didn't say anything.
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
"Master..."
The old man glared at me, "If you break the egg, just... buy a new one and give it back to me! Now the eggs cost four yuan and seventy pounds!!"
This scene is a bit sad! It’s not suitable for an unscrupulous old man like you! Didn’t we have a great time having a porcelain encounter two days ago
You must have seen it, right? But the old man's two pupils were extremely focused, as if he was disturbed by the incomparable power in his body. He didn't recognize me even when he was facing my direction.
"Don't call me master!" The old man blew his beard and glared, "Didn't I say I can't accept you as my apprentice?"
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
The old man spat on the ground.
"Okay, okay," I changed my words, "Old man, you have incredible skills. It's no big deal if you flash your waist occasionally! Young people like us often flash our waist when playing basketball! Just rest for two days and you'll be fine. !”
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
"I am also 81 this year. When I was 24, I got married late and just gave birth to a son..."
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
"There are many scoundrels who use despicable means in the world, and there are not many real masters. But after competing with those masters, I learned a lot. It's worth it! The twenty years of wandering in the world are worth it!"
What a noble act, what a noble desire!
Does this magical skill consume so much energy? It seems that the old man himself is a bit overwhelmed!
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
The old man said angrily: "Asshole! Martial arts practitioners can't be lazy! I can rest, but you can't!"
I helped the old man change his position and let him lie on his side on the bench. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was no longer purple and he was no longer sweating. He hummed:
Hahahahaha - invincibility in the world is just around the corner! I will upgrade according to the route of "Boxer → Great Boxer → Giant Boxer → Super Boxer → Holy Boxer → Divine Boxer"!
It's a bit like farting at others. Does sticking your butt up so high really help kill the enemy
Does this magical skill consume so much energy? It seems that the old man himself is a bit overwhelmed!
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I knew without looking in the mirror that it was in vain.
Ye Lin, Ye Lin, don’t waste all the old man’s hard work! The old man deliberately showed you the posture of Fajin, so that you can learn it secretly!
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
I waited in confusion for the old man to change his moves, but after waiting for nearly ten minutes, the old man still didn't move at all.
"Don't call me master!" The old man blew his beard and glared, "Didn't I say I can't accept you as my apprentice?"
The old man glared at me, "If you break the egg, just... buy a new one and give it back to me! Now the eggs cost four yuan and seventy pounds!!"
No, I can't be impatient. The old man must have practiced hard for many years to achieve what he has today. His face is purple and his body is sweating. I must persist every day and practice hard to reach the highest level like the old man!
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
But people's hearts are not like snakes swallowing elephants. I don't learn martial arts to defend blindly and to be good at taking beatings. In the final analysis, I still want to defeat others.
"There are many scoundrels who use despicable means in the world, and there are not many real masters. But after competing with those masters, I learned a lot. It's worth it! The twenty years of wandering in the world are worth it!"
I gritted my teeth and tried to change the color of my face, but I knew without looking in the mirror that it was in vain.
I stretched out my hand to take it and hurriedly thanked the old man:
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
What a considerate old man! You actually pretended not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some skills these days
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
However, the old man’s practice posture today is too strange!
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
"Old man, you are so kind to me! You actually bought me eggs for breakfast..."
Don't worry, old man! I have received your thoughts! I will definitely keep my eyes wide open and keep Fa Jin’s posture firmly in mind!
Maybe I was too excited, and the old man saw me shaking the tree trunk.
At this time, the old man's eyes were deep, as if he was immersed in memories of the past.
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
It dawned on me.
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
According to the old man, there are actually only two tricks in Chinese martial arts, one is "to generate energy" and the other is to "transform energy", which are used for attack and defense respectively. Because of the rules of my ancestors, Yin Yang Sanshou should not have been passed down to an outsider like me. I was only taught how to "transform energy" but not how to "generate energy." According to a certain monk, this was already a great blessing.
By the way, this posture is actually a bit inelegant!
"You bastard!" The old man gave me a slap, "This is raw!"
So when I saw the old man practicing Qigong with his hands on the bench in a strange posture, I had the idea of learning secretly.
"Eh? Put it in your pants pocket?"
Don't worry, old man! I have received your thoughts! I will definitely keep my eyes wide open and keep Fa Jin’s posture firmly in mind!
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
Maybe I was too excited, and the old man saw me shaking the tree trunk.
"Eh? Could it be that if I break the egg, I will never be able to practice Yin Yang Sanshou again!?"
Pouting his butt while making a constipated expression, the shame level of this magical skill increased again.
What a considerate old man! You actually pretended not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some skills these days
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
The old man spat on the ground.
"Ah?" I looked stupid, "How do you eat it raw?"
"It's not for you to eat! It's for you to practice!" The old man said angrily, "I felt weak in my waist when I came out in the morning, so I brought this with me... Listen, I have to rest for a few days. During this period, , whether you are going to or from school, eating or taking a poop, keep this raw egg with you! Don't break it!"
Excited, I shook the tree trunk again, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it like the old man did, with his face turning purple and sweat flowing down his temples into his beard, giving people the nervous feeling of a great achievement.
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
"Eh? Put it in your pants pocket?"
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
Normally at this time, I would have found the old man to practice boxing with me. Although I am hiding some twenty steps behind the woods, the old man must have guessed that I am already here!
At this time, the old man's eyes were deep, as if he was immersed in memories of the past.
So I also held my hands on the tree trunk and stuck my butt out.
"You can put it anywhere! Just put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist heals in two days, you have to return the eggs intact!"
The old man looked at me with a "contempt + shut up" look, and I didn't dare to speak.
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
"This... carrying an egg with you, how will it help you practice Yin Yang Sanshou?"
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
Seeing how the old man's magical skill was quite draining, I felt that my talent was too low, and I might not be able to understand it even if I watched it for a while, so I walked up to the old man and asked him to stop the skill and at least rest for a while.
"You can put it anywhere! Just put it in your trouser pocket! Anyway, after my waist heals in two days, you have to return the eggs intact!"
The old man looked at me with a "contempt + shut up" look, and I didn't dare to speak.
I tried to maintain this posture and exert force on the tree trunk, but it felt quite awkward. I couldn't even reach three points with a lot of force.
"Later, my wife gave me another daughter. Unfortunately, she did not enjoy a happy life. Not long after giving birth to her daughter, she fell ill and passed away..."
"After I have my son, I can feel free to go out and explore the world and compete with martial arts masters..."
"Let me tell you, they say that practicing martial arts is not about people practicing martial arts, but martial arts is training people! If you want to train your body to do whatever you want, you must develop the habit of automatically attacking without using your brain. ! In short, this egg is good for you, treat it with care, just in case you break it... "
I didn’t want to violate the teachings of my ancestors, and I also wanted Yin Yang Sanshou to be passed down intact, so I deliberately made it for me to learn secretly and then understand it myself!
"Master..."
No, I can't be impatient. The old man must have practiced hard for many years to achieve what he has today. His face is purple and his body is sweating. I must persist every day and practice hard to reach the highest level like the old man!
Oops, isn't this a common plot in martial arts novels? I suddenly looked anxious.
"Eh? Could it be that if I break the egg, I will never be able to practice Yin Yang Sanshou again!?"
Hahahahaha - invincibility in the world is just around the corner! I will upgrade according to the route of "Boxer → Great Boxer → Giant Boxer → Super Boxer → Holy Boxer → Divine Boxer"!
By the way, this posture is actually a bit inelegant!
What a considerate old man! You actually pretended not to notice me! Is it easy to teach others some skills these days
"Is it possible? Master, you just accidentally reached your waist. With your physique, you will definitely be able to dominate the world for generations to come!"
"Jianghu? Where did the Jianghu come from! The older generation is almost dead, and the new generation is not doing their jobs properly. Sooner or later, all skills will be lost!"
"You bastard!" The old man gave me a slap, "This is raw!"
"Eh? Could it be that if I break the egg, I will never be able to practice Yin Yang Sanshou again!?"
Getting married at the age of 24 was certainly too late in the past, but now, you are not even qualified to change your profession to become a magician!
The old man sighed:
The old man glared at me, "If you break the egg, just... buy a new one and give it back to me! Now the eggs cost four yuan and seventy pounds!!"
Hmm... It's a bit shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it.
Then he reached into his arms, touched it, and took out an egg and gave it to me.
I have great respect for this worldly master like the old man. In order not to talk down to the old man, I squatted next to the bench and said with a smile:
The old man covered his lower back and sighed:
"How about this. I will still come to Dongshan Lake for running these two days, but I won't practice boxing with you! You take care of yourself at home... In fact, practicing boxing with you is much more tiring than running. I just happened to be lazy for two days..."
I helped the old man change his position and let him lie on his side on the bench. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, his face was no longer purple and he was no longer sweating. He hummed:
But people's hearts are not like snakes swallowing elephants. I don't learn martial arts to defend blindly and to be good at taking beatings. In the final analysis, I still want to defeat others.
So I ignored the numbness in my legs and continued to squat and said to the old man: