"Hmph, the eyes are the windows to the soul, and the best way to judge people is through their eyes!"
Or, because they have always misunderstood that I am gay, they speculated that I am having sex with Shu Zhe! And I still suffer!
No, it's impossible. There are too few clues. With her memory and forgetfulness, it's impossible to make the same inference as Conan.
Shu Zhe's defensive voice became very ridiculous.
His shouts alerted the security guards, and several (not one) security guards came over to study the mystery of sexy underwear with him.
"Yueyue, you made a mistake." I explained dumbfounded.
"Huh, he's so pretending!" Xiong Yaoyue said bitterly, "I don't believe he can keep pretending that he doesn't know martial arts!"
"So that's it!"
Although he couldn't hear what was said behind him, Shu Zhe still shuddered.
"Let me try if he knows martial arts!"
I laughed and said, "Yueyue, use your brain and think about it! Shu Zhe is powerless and does not fit everyone's description of the underwear thief! He is so weak, even if you give him the courage, he will not be able to climb up." It’s someone else’s balcony!”
Have you watched too many cartoons? How can a thief carry all his stolen goods with him!
Xiong Yaoyue shifted her suspicious gaze in my direction.
"No, no!" I winked at Xiong Yaoyue, "We are joking!"
"Okay, okay," the squad leader persuaded, "Don't act like a child. A paper ball won't hurt anyway, right?"
Xiong Yaoyue shook Shu Zhe vigorously, hoping to shake off the girl's underwear hidden on his body.
Xiong Yaoyue grabbed Shu Zhe's collar and shouted:
"No! It's hard to find clues, I can't let him go!"
"Pah!" "Ouch!"
"Then-" She turned her head and stared at Shu Zhe again, "You are still the underwear thief!!"
"Sister Yueyue~~~~Stop shaking~~~~I fainted+_+~~~~I didn't steal the underwear~~~~~Brother Ye Lin gave it to me~~~~~"
"But it seems like this paper ball is very dirty!"
Xiong Yaoyue and Amy are two idiots (although one is because of their IQ and the other is because of their nationality). No matter how I explain it, the topic keeps getting more and more crooked, and finally it comes to the relationship between the Shaolin Temple monks and the "Force".
"Miss Amy, you must be careful! Even though this guy is fair and clean, he specializes in stealing girls' underwear!"
"I know, I know!" Amy raised her little hands happily and said, "There are many Chinese messages on Facebook. Once there is any incident of rampant second-generation officials in China, the relevant pages of the White House will be filled with petition posts, and many posts mention Arrived in Changwei!"
Xiong Yaoyue looked serious, "Ye Lin, you are too careless! Don't forget, Chang Wei also said that he doesn't know martial arts!"
Facts have proved that despite all my guessing, I still couldn’t keep up with Xiong Yaoyue’s thinking.
Damn it, if you dare to say that, I’m really worried about you! To show my anger, I might arrest you in public!
Shu Zhe was so frightened that he bit the tips of the four fingers on his left hand and shrank his head to avoid being seen by people in the lobby.
"Pooh, what are you playing at?"
"Eh? Are you taking off your underwear in broad daylight? It's still warm? Which lady's thing is it? Is this equivalent to throwing embroidery balls? I am a relatively conservative man, so I'm afraid we are not suitable!"
At this time, the squad leader finally came over. Amy immediately hid behind Xiong Yaoyue, and Shu Zhe and I also stood up from the bench.
"Although they look very similar, and my younger brother may look like a real person if he wears a wig, the aura in his eyes is completely different!"
Xiong Yaoyue broke into our conversation at this time.
Could it be that, in connection with the last time you saw me carrying black silk underwear, you analyzed that I was doing underwear trading with Shu Zhe and further guessed the truth about "original underwear"
But having said that, Xiong Yaoyue, your knowledge is really biased! Although Chang Wei is very famous among some netizens, not everyone knows it! Please can you use a more popular metaphor in the future
At this time, Amy jumped up to behind Xiong Yaoyue and poked her lower back.
Eh? Isn't Chang Wei a character in Stephen Chow's movie "Nine Levels of Sesame Official"? In the movie, the son of a naval admiral first raped the Qi Qin family, and then killed thirteen members of the Qi family, old and young, even the watchdog "Sang Biao" was not spared. He subjectively and viciously dumped Li Tianyi and twenty Several Chang'an Streets are awesome enough to be worshiped by the second generation of officials in later generations. In the play, the phrase "I don't know how to do martial arts" that he said to evade his crime was juxtaposed with what Lei Zhengfu said, "Zhao Hongxia and I are lovers", and what Liu Xiaoqing said, "There are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry". The top three for shameless remarks, no distinction is made!
Hey, hey, the person you are talking about is Vasya, don’t let the squad leader go through the war casually! But you said that Shu Zhe can pretend to be his sister by wearing a wig. You really have a good eye for talent. Maybe someone who often interacts with makeup artists can directly imagine what someone looks like wearing a wig, right
You are so wrong! You have been misled by netizens’ pranks! The President of the Republic of China is Chiang Kai-shek! Because of the Cantonese pronunciation, the name was transliterated by foreign adults as "Chiang Kai-shek". Later, a professor at Tsinghua University referred to foreign language materials when writing a thesis, and ended up translating Chiang Kai-shek in the foreign language materials into "Chang Kaishen". The obvious "export to domestic sales" joke is a joke!
"Huh? So you are the underwear thief? No wonder you were wearing a pair of underwear that day..."
Xiong Yaoyue cautiously wrapped her arms around Amy and kept her away from Shu Zhe.
"Especially the squad leader! I used to wonder why the squad leader's underwear would be stolen if he was so cautious. It turns out that it's hard to prevent house thieves! Shu Zhe went too far! He didn't even spare his sister's underwear! He must be hung up and played with his penis Play until you die!"
"Sister Yueyue, I told you I'm not!" Shu Zhe tried his best to argue but couldn't convince Xiong Yaoyue.
What is it like? Don't be surprised, okay? When we were in the game center, you suddenly said, "Brother and sister, don't quarrel." It scared me half to death. What have you analyzed now
"It doesn't matter, he's not the only one who wants to wear my underwear..."
"He..." Amy didn't seem very interested, "He is just a loser. He will probably be captured by the enemy as a male prostitute as soon as possible..."
"What happened?" the monitor asked doubtfully.
Damn, don’t call the messages posted by netizens who circumvent the firewall a petition! There is no superior-subordinate relationship between the Chinese government and the U.S. government! Do you really think Obama is the director of the Petitions Office
"Stop talking about war! Shu Zhe..." She lowered her voice because she was concerned about the monitor, "Shu Zhe is an underwear thief! Countless girls will be harmed if we don't care!"
No, that's not right! Isn't this the time to feel proud? If Amy steps up her defenses, my chances of succeeding will become even slimmer! If I had known better, I shouldn’t have spent money randomly and honestly saved my income!
Amy muttered something.
"Netizens say that Chang Wei is the true portrayal of the movie version of the rampant second generation of officials, because Chang Wei is the son of Chang Kaishen, the president of the Republic of China..."
Shu Zhe looked back angrily. Xiong Yaoyue whistled with her hands behind her back to pretend to be innocent. Amy hid behind me and stuck out her tongue at him.
"Then, do you think your brother can survive the war?" I asked curiously.
Ah, I accidentally admitted it. How embarrassing. A man should not admit his own weaknesses. He should swallow any grievances he has in his stomach!
"My sister is someone who can survive even a war. If she is insulted, she will definitely take revenge without hesitation!"
He doesn't know martial arts to begin with! Not only do you not know martial arts, but it is also a problem to meet the sports standards! If you keep doing experiments like this, you might really hurt him one day!
Moreover, Principal Jiang is the famous "Chiang Zhongzheng who passes through the forest in the north". As a disciple of "Invincible Sun Yat-sen with an iron fist", he ranks among the four masters in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. If Chang Wei were his son, who would believe the sentence "I "I don't know martial arts"!
Amy looked at Shu Zhe with practiced contempt, and then at me.
The person who was hit on the head by his underwear was a middle-aged bald man. From a distance, he looked a bit like Le Jia, the former host of "If You Are the One" (my second aunt liked him the most). The man raised his head in surprise and shouted:
she exclaimed, her eyes widening.
Damn girl, you guessed it completely wrong! Although Shu Zhe once took the name of an underwear thief (when he stole his sister's underwear), he did not meet the conditions of an underwear thief at all! The underwear thief is not as strong as me. The most important thing is that he can climb stairs with bare hands! Shu Zhe can't even climb over the wall of our school, how can he be an underwear thief!
Damn it, don’t betray me! Didn't I tell you earlier that if you wear it, you should say it's your personal hobby!
Xiong Yaoyue's whole body was shaken violently, and her face turned red and white.
Eh? What does this mean? Why are you looking at me when you say this! Have you noticed that I covet your underwear? What a keen sixth sense! She is indeed my sister...
Shu Zhe took out the handkerchief and wiped his hair to one side seriously.
Recalling that Amy and I were a little nervous when riding the elevator, Xiong Yaoyue was confused.
"Sister," Shu Zhe complained aggrievedly to the squad leader, "that mixed-race kid threw paper balls at me!"
"It turns out... you are the underwear thief!! Please return my sister's underwear!!"
But for Xiong Yaoyue, who witnessed the whole process with her own eyes, it was already too late.
So she grabbed a piece of waste paper from under the cleaner's broom, aimed at the back of Shu Zhe's head and said:
The squad leader and Shu Zhe walked in the first row, Xiong Yaoyue and I walked in the second row, and Amy hid behind Xiong Yaoyue and me, monitoring the squad monitor siblings from time to time through the gap between our bodies.
Because the squad leader believed that Henderson Mall was not friendly to patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder, we were anxious to leave. Those of us who could not find our goals in life followed her, the leader, swaying.
When the group walked to the first floor, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly remembered that the most important task was to expose the underwear thief.
"I'm not!" I hurriedly denied, "The underwear thief can climb the stairs with his bare hands. I'm afraid of heights, how can I do it!"