After sending the goods, I suddenly remembered that Shu Zhe's original underwear fell into the hands of Le Jia (let's call it that). It was no longer possible to deliver the goods to Uncle Huoqiu on time, and I had to inform him.
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
After sending the goods, I suddenly remembered that Shu Zhe's original underwear fell into the hands of Le Jia (let's call it that). It was no longer possible to deliver the goods to Uncle Huoqiu on time, and I had to inform him.
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
So I replied: "What a joke! Who would want that dirty thing!"
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
"Dear, I'm very sorry. The model lady accidentally soiled her white butterfly underwear when she was participating in the party! Because the original underwear cannot be washed, all the previous work has been wasted. If you are willing to wait, I will change to a new pair of underwear and give it to you again. The model girl wears it for three days and then sends the goods out as soon as possible."
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
So I replied: "What a joke! Who would want that dirty thing!"
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
"I've been married for so many years, but I didn't know he had this kind of hobby!"
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
I was so frightened that I almost turned over from my chair and said hesitantly: "That..."
"If you feel that your rights and interests have been harmed, we can also provide an unconditional refund. Please ask..."
I wondered: "Old man, why do I think carrying an egg with me will not help my martial arts training at all?"
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
"Hmm, there are not many stores that do business as honestly as you do now!"
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
"Hit your hands, hit your feet..." Dad said flatteringly, "You are the Sanda champion, how can I be your opponent!"
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
"Dear, I'm very sorry. The model lady accidentally soiled her white butterfly underwear when she was participating in the party! Because the original underwear cannot be washed, all the previous work has been wasted. If you are willing to wait, I will change to a new pair of underwear and give it to you again. The model girl wears it for three days and then sends the goods out as soon as possible."
"If you feel that your rights and interests have been harmed, we can also provide an unconditional refund. Please ask..."
I thought that the old man with back pain would not come out in this weather, but when I went to the old place, I saw the old man sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairylike air.
"Hmm, there are not many stores that do business as honestly as you do now!"
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
In addition, although I learned that I have such a half-sister, my father's feelings for Amy must be very complicated, right? He can't even hate Ai Shuqiao, and I'm afraid he may not hate her daughter either. But since the relationship between Amy and I as brother and sister has not been made clear, it is better not to let the two of them meet for now.
"What's wrong with urine? Most mammals choose mates by smelling each other's urine! Urine contains precious pheromones!"
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
As I answered this, I couldn't help but think: Amy takes 40 minutes to take a bath, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the underwear...
"What's wrong with urine? Most mammals choose mates by smelling each other's urine! Urine contains precious pheromones!"
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
Later I heard that it seemed that the day before the quarantine was about to end, in order to explain the misunderstanding, my father came to apologize for the fat man who was angry and refused to talk to his wife. Finally, the two of them settled their differences and went back to sleep in the same room.
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
"No, I don't dare..."
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
hope so.
After the postponement of delivery came to an end, I was torn between ordering the 12-yuan Di San Xian rice bowl or the 15-yuan twice-cooked pork rice bowl. I was hesitant and depressed as to which one the emperor was going to be lucky with tonight. concubine.
Hearing that the model lady soiled her underwear during the party, Uncle Fireball used his super imagination:
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
"Dear, I'm very sorry. The model lady accidentally soiled her white butterfly underwear when she was participating in the party! Because the original underwear cannot be washed, all the previous work has been wasted. If you are willing to wait, I will change to a new pair of underwear and give it to you again. The model girl wears it for three days and then sends the goods out as soon as possible."
I dialed the correct number for my father again. He was eating the standard set meal provided by the hotel. It is said that it comes with isatis root, which can enhance immunity.
"I've been married for so many years, but I didn't know he had this kind of hobby!"
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
No, from your tone, it’s not that you don’t care, but that you like it very much, right? Underwear soaked with urine can also arouse sexual interest, the taste is really not ordinary!
Okay, okay, stop talking, I'm going to vomit! Uncle Fireball, you like Japan so much, why not go back to live in Japan! I will introduce Director Cao to go back with you!
Although they say that when you have troubles, you should consult your elders, but I called my dad just to ask if he had forgotten to eat. How to steal Amy's underwear was something I could not discuss with my dad under any circumstances.
"No, I don't dare..."
I wondered: "Old man, why do I think carrying an egg with me will not help my martial arts training at all?"
"What's wrong with urine? Most mammals choose mates by smelling each other's urine! Urine contains precious pheromones!"
The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.
I wondered: "Old man, why do I think carrying an egg with me will not help my martial arts training at all?"
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
If something happens I'll be in trouble.
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
Uncle Huoqiu is still convincing.
No, from your tone, it’s not that you don’t care, but that you like it very much, right? Underwear soaked with urine can also arouse sexual interest, the taste is really not ordinary!
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
As a result, my father said that the fat man was a small moderator of a pornographic forum that started with the word "S"! I once reposted my dad’s brilliant pornographic movie reviews, and I admired him very much!
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
As I answered this, I couldn't help but think: Amy takes 40 minutes to take a bath, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the underwear...
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
I wondered: "Old man, why do I think carrying an egg with me will not help my martial arts training at all?"
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
Okay, okay, stop talking, I'm going to vomit! Uncle Fireball, you like Japan so much, why not go back to live in Japan! I will introduce Director Cao to go back with you!
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
After the postponement of delivery came to an end, I was torn between ordering the 12-yuan Di San Xian rice bowl or the 15-yuan twice-cooked pork rice bowl. I was hesitant and depressed as to which one the emperor was going to be lucky with tonight. concubine.
Seeing the dissatisfaction on my face, the old man said to me again: "Little Ye Zi, do you think I let you bring the eggs to prove that the martial arts novels were written randomly?"
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
As I answered this, I couldn't help but think: Amy takes 40 minutes to take a bath, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the underwear...
You... you are so bad! No wonder your martial arts friend is the one who lives the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long and bad people live for thousands of years!
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
"No, I don't dare..."
"Do you want my panties?"
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
Damn it, old man, you are just trying to make fun of me!
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
I thought that the old man with back pain would not come out in this weather, but when I went to the old place, I saw the old man sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairylike air.
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
"Dear, I'm very sorry. The model lady accidentally soiled her white butterfly underwear when she was participating in the party! Because the original underwear cannot be washed, all the previous work has been wasted. If you are willing to wait, I will change to a new pair of underwear and give it to you again. The model girl wears it for three days and then sends the goods out as soon as possible."
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
"I didn't expect that there are such talents among university professors!" the fat man said.
After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
"I've been married for so many years, but I didn't know he had this kind of hobby!"
According to what my father told me, nothing happened that night when he and Aunt Ren lived in a standard room and each lay on the same bed.
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
No, from your tone, it’s not that you don’t care, but that you like it very much, right? Underwear soaked with urine can also arouse sexual interest, the taste is really not ordinary!
"If you feel that your rights and interests have been harmed, we can also provide an unconditional refund. Please ask..."
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
I asked you what hobbies you two have in common.
Eh? Why is my thinking logic a bit similar to that of the Underwear Thief! I don’t want to be connected with a pervert! I'm not a pervert! I just don’t want to be embarrassed in front of my sister!
Damn it, old man, you are just trying to make fun of me!
When I looked again, it turned out that it had been released! Although there was a red sign, it was too foggy to see! Hurry up and change it to one that glows! If I fall into the sewer and die, there will be no one to manage this huge harem! Let the concubines surround me, the "Emperor of Daxing", and cry bitterly. Can you afford the responsibility
So I replied: "What a joke! Who would want that dirty thing!"
I thought that the old man with back pain would not come out in this weather, but when I went to the old place, I saw the old man sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairylike air.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
As I answered this, I couldn't help but think: Amy takes 40 minutes to take a bath, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the underwear...
When I looked again, it turned out that it had been released! Although there was a red sign, it was too foggy to see! Hurry up and change it to one that glows! If I fall into the sewer and die, there will be no one to manage this huge harem! Let the concubines surround me, the "Emperor of Daxing", and cry bitterly. Can you afford the responsibility
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
You... you are so bad! No wonder your martial arts friend is the one who lives the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long and bad people live for thousands of years!
Amy did not reply to me immediately. After a while, when I thought Amy had forgotten me, she sent me a (→_→) expression.
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
Do you have any doubts? Do you really distrust your brother? And you, an American, are using Japanese emojis! Sure enough, the Japan-US alliance has a joint security regulation! In that case... return the Diaoyu Islands to us as soon as possible, you bastard!
Later I heard that it seemed that the day before the quarantine was about to end, in order to explain the misunderstanding, my father came to apologize for the fat man who was angry and refused to talk to his wife. Finally, the two of them settled their differences and went back to sleep in the same room.
hope so.
The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
"If you feel that your rights and interests have been harmed, we can also provide an unconditional refund. Please ask..."
Although they say that when you have troubles, you should consult your elders, but I called my dad just to ask if he had forgotten to eat. How to steal Amy's underwear was something I could not discuss with my dad under any circumstances.
Aunt Ren didn't recognize it was me and said angrily: "There are no male residents in this room! Stop asking if you want a lady! No lady! Not even a duck!"
"If you feel that your rights and interests have been harmed, we can also provide an unconditional refund. Please ask..."
"No?" The old man pretended to be surprised, "Hmm... I think so, so there is absolutely no basis for that in martial arts novels! This time it was finally confirmed through experiments!"
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
In addition, although I learned that I have such a half-sister, my father's feelings for Amy must be very complicated, right? He can't even hate Ai Shuqiao, and I'm afraid he may not hate her daughter either. But since the relationship between Amy and I as brother and sister has not been made clear, it is better not to let the two of them meet for now.
Damn it, old man, you are just trying to make fun of me!
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
Aunt Ren answered the phone angrily: "Who!?"
As I answered this, I couldn't help but think: Amy takes 40 minutes to take a bath, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the underwear...
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
Aunt Ren answered the phone angrily: "Who!?"
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
Uncle Huoqiu is still convincing.
I wondered: "Old man, why do I think carrying an egg with me will not help my martial arts training at all?"
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
I took out the egg and handed it to the old man with great piety, just like offering a treasure to the Golden Fairy.
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.
I was so frightened that I almost turned over from my chair and said hesitantly: "That..."
I wondered: "Old man, why do I think carrying an egg with me will not help my martial arts training at all?"
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
Do you have any doubts? Do you really distrust your brother? And you, an American, are using Japanese emojis! Sure enough, the Japan-US alliance has a joint security regulation! In that case... return the Diaoyu Islands to us as soon as possible, you bastard!
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
Seeing the dissatisfaction on my face, the old man said to me again: "Little Ye Zi, do you think I let you bring the eggs to prove that the martial arts novels were written randomly?"
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
Aunt Ren didn't recognize it was me and said angrily: "There are no male residents in this room! Stop asking if you want a lady! No lady! Not even a duck!"
Damn it, the HHH fan club has recruited new members! The number of members is increasing, you are engaged in pyramid schemes!
I took out the egg and handed it to the old man with great piety, just like offering a treasure to the Golden Fairy.
Do you have any doubts? Do you really distrust your brother? And you, an American, are using Japanese emojis! Sure enough, the Japan-US alliance has a joint security regulation! In that case... return the Diaoyu Islands to us as soon as possible, you bastard!
"No, I don't dare..."
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
Although they say that when you have troubles, you should consult your elders, but I called my dad just to ask if he had forgotten to eat. How to steal Amy's underwear was something I could not discuss with my dad under any circumstances.
I was so frightened that I almost turned over from my chair and said hesitantly: "That..."
Damn it, old man, you are just trying to make fun of me!
After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.
"No?" The old man pretended to be surprised, "Hmm... I think so, so there is absolutely no basis for that in martial arts novels! This time it was finally confirmed through experiments!"
I asked you what hobbies you two have in common.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
As I answered this, I couldn't help but think: Amy takes 40 minutes to take a bath, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the underwear...
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
"Do you want my panties?"
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
I dialed the correct number for my father again. He was eating the standard set meal provided by the hotel. It is said that it comes with isatis root, which can enhance immunity.
I thought that the old man with back pain would not come out in this weather, but when I went to the old place, I saw the old man sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairylike air.
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
Dad told me that he had a pretty good life these past two days, especially since the fat man in the same room snores very loudly, but they rarely have the same hobbies, and now he only chats with him when he is bored.
You... you are so bad! No wonder your martial arts friend is the one who lives the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long and bad people live for thousands of years!
"No, I don't dare..."
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
You... you are so bad! No wonder your martial arts friend is the one who lives the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long and bad people live for thousands of years!
After sending the goods, I suddenly remembered that Shu Zhe's original underwear fell into the hands of Le Jia (let's call it that). It was no longer possible to deliver the goods to Uncle Huoqiu on time, and I had to inform him.
Uncle Huoqiu is still convincing.
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
"Hmm, there are not many stores that do business as honestly as you do now!"
I asked you what hobbies you two have in common.
After the postponement of delivery came to an end, I was torn between ordering the 12-yuan Di San Xian rice bowl or the 15-yuan twice-cooked pork rice bowl. I was hesitant and depressed as to which one the emperor was going to be lucky with tonight. concubine.
I asked you what hobbies you two have in common.
Do you have any doubts? Do you really distrust your brother? And you, an American, are using Japanese emojis! Sure enough, the Japan-US alliance has a joint security regulation! In that case... return the Diaoyu Islands to us as soon as possible, you bastard!
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
Monday morning is gloomy and misty, what the hell kind of weather is this! I almost fell into a ditch on the way to Dongshan Lake! Damn, take this manhole cover off for repairs and at least put a warning sign next to it!
As a result, my father said that the fat man was a small moderator of a pornographic forum that started with the word "S"! I once reposted my dad’s brilliant pornographic movie reviews, and I admired him very much!
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
Damn it, the HHH fan club has recruited new members! The number of members is increasing, you are engaged in pyramid schemes!
"I didn't expect that there are such talents among university professors!" the fat man said.
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
I was so frightened that I almost turned over from my chair and said hesitantly: "That..."
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
Uncle Huoqiu is still convincing.
Hearing that the model lady soiled her underwear during the party, Uncle Fireball used his super imagination:
Dad told me that he had a pretty good life these past two days, especially since the fat man in the same room snores very loudly, but they rarely have the same hobbies, and now he only chats with him when he is bored.
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
I asked you what hobbies you two have in common.
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
Dad told me that he had a pretty good life these past two days, especially since the fat man in the same room snores very loudly, but they rarely have the same hobbies, and now he only chats with him when he is bored.
Monday morning is gloomy and misty, what the hell kind of weather is this! I almost fell into a ditch on the way to Dongshan Lake! Damn, take this manhole cover off for repairs and at least put a warning sign next to it!
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.
Hearing that the model lady soiled her underwear during the party, Uncle Fireball used his super imagination:
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
Seeing the dissatisfaction on my face, the old man said to me again: "Little Ye Zi, do you think I let you bring the eggs to prove that the martial arts novels were written randomly?"
Damn it, the HHH fan club has recruited new members! The number of members is increasing, you are engaged in pyramid schemes!
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
"I really don't understand what you dare to do! Come in! Seeing that you are also a person with a lustful heart but no courage, I will let you stay for one night, but I must declare in advance that if you dare to do anything... "
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
So I replied: "What a joke! Who would want that dirty thing!"
If something happens I'll be in trouble.
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
"No?" The old man pretended to be surprised, "Hmm... I think so, so there is absolutely no basis for that in martial arts novels! This time it was finally confirmed through experiments!"
No, from your tone, it’s not that you don’t care, but that you like it very much, right? Underwear soaked with urine can also arouse sexual interest, the taste is really not ordinary!
"I've been married for so many years, but I didn't know he had this kind of hobby!"
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
I asked you what hobbies you two have in common.
The sad wife cried to Aunt Ren.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.
"I didn't expect that there are such talents among university professors!" the fat man said.
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
Later I heard that it seemed that the day before the quarantine was about to end, in order to explain the misunderstanding, my father came to apologize for the fat man who was angry and refused to talk to his wife. Finally, the two of them settled their differences and went back to sleep in the same room.
So I replied: "What a joke! Who would want that dirty thing!"
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
hope so.
"Hit your hands, hit your feet..." Dad said flatteringly, "You are the Sanda champion, how can I be your opponent!"
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
"I really don't understand what you dare to do! Come in! Seeing that you are also a person with a lustful heart but no courage, I will let you stay for one night, but I must declare in advance that if you dare to do anything... "
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
Monday morning is gloomy and misty, what the hell kind of weather is this! I almost fell into a ditch on the way to Dongshan Lake! Damn, take this manhole cover off for repairs and at least put a warning sign next to it!
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
"Hit your hands, hit your feet..." Dad said flatteringly, "You are the Sanda champion, how can I be your opponent!"
I thought that the old man with back pain would not come out in this weather, but when I went to the old place, I saw the old man sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairylike air.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
Uncle Huoqiu is still convincing.
In addition, although I learned that I have such a half-sister, my father's feelings for Amy must be very complicated, right? He can't even hate Ai Shuqiao, and I'm afraid he may not hate her daughter either. But since the relationship between Amy and I as brother and sister has not been made clear, it is better not to let the two of them meet for now.
"No, I don't dare..."
"No, no... If you think I'm noisy, I'll go somewhere else for a stroll..."
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
Wandering in the corridor until midnight, Aunt Ren finally opened the door for him because she found his footsteps annoying.
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
"Hmm, there are not many stores that do business as honestly as you do now!"
I took out the egg and handed it to the old man with great piety, just like offering a treasure to the Golden Fairy.
"No, I don't dare..."
In addition, although I learned that I have such a half-sister, my father's feelings for Amy must be very complicated, right? He can't even hate Ai Shuqiao, and I'm afraid he may not hate her daughter either. But since the relationship between Amy and I as brother and sister has not been made clear, it is better not to let the two of them meet for now.
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
Dad told me that he had a pretty good life these past two days, especially since the fat man in the same room snores very loudly, but they rarely have the same hobbies, and now he only chats with him when he is bored.
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
"I really don't understand what you dare to do! Come in! Seeing that you are also a person with a lustful heart but no courage, I will let you stay for one night, but I must declare in advance that if you dare to do anything... "
"Then why?"
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
You... you are so bad! No wonder your martial arts friend is the one who lives the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long and bad people live for thousands of years!
"Hit your hands, hit your feet..." Dad said flatteringly, "You are the Sanda champion, how can I be your opponent!"
"I've been married for so many years, but I didn't know he had this kind of hobby!"
Being treated as a duck by Aunt Ren, I felt very melancholy...
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
You... you are so bad! No wonder your martial arts friend is the one who lives the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long and bad people live for thousands of years!
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
"What's wrong with urine? Most mammals choose mates by smelling each other's urine! Urine contains precious pheromones!"
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
According to what my father told me, nothing happened that night when he and Aunt Ren lived in a standard room and each lay on the same bed.
After the postponement of delivery came to an end, I was torn between ordering the 12-yuan Di San Xian rice bowl or the 15-yuan twice-cooked pork rice bowl. I was hesitant and depressed as to which one the emperor was going to be lucky with tonight. concubine.
"Dear, I'm very sorry. The model lady accidentally soiled her white butterfly underwear when she was participating in the party! Because the original underwear cannot be washed, all the previous work has been wasted. If you are willing to wait, I will change to a new pair of underwear and give it to you again. The model girl wears it for three days and then sends the goods out as soon as possible."
When I looked again, it turned out that it had been released! Although there was a red sign, it was too foggy to see! Hurry up and change it to one that glows! If I fall into the sewer and die, there will be no one to manage this huge harem! Let the concubines surround me, the "Emperor of Daxing", and cry bitterly. Can you afford the responsibility
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
hope so.
"Hit your hands, hit your feet..." Dad said flatteringly, "You are the Sanda champion, how can I be your opponent!"
Dad told me that he had a pretty good life these past two days, especially since the fat man in the same room snores very loudly, but they rarely have the same hobbies, and now he only chats with him when he is bored.
After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.
"No, I don't dare..."
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
Monday morning is gloomy and misty, what the hell kind of weather is this! I almost fell into a ditch on the way to Dongshan Lake! Damn, take this manhole cover off for repairs and at least put a warning sign next to it!
As a result, my father said that the fat man was a small moderator of a pornographic forum that started with the word "S"! I once reposted my dad’s brilliant pornographic movie reviews, and I admired him very much!
If something happens I'll be in trouble.
"No, I don't dare..."
After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.
I was so frightened that I almost turned over from my chair and said hesitantly: "That..."
Aunt Ren didn't recognize it was me and said angrily: "There are no male residents in this room! Stop asking if you want a lady! No lady! Not even a duck!"
After saying that, he hung up the phone viciously.
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
I turned on the computer and the other party happened to be online, so I sent him a crying emoticon:
Monday morning is gloomy and misty, what the hell kind of weather is this! I almost fell into a ditch on the way to Dongshan Lake! Damn, take this manhole cover off for repairs and at least put a warning sign next to it!
Uncle Huoqiu is still convincing.
Damn it, my sister discovered it after all! Where did I show it? (Or is it shown everywhere?) What to do, what to do, what to do! Do I answer "yes"? If I answer like this, will Amy give me her underwear freely
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
Damn, the direction of praise is completely wrong! When will a university professor be recognized for commenting on pornographic films? As long as you can write "On Chang Kaishen's Contribution to the Chinese Revolution", you can be the deputy director of the History Department of Tsinghua University!
Okay, okay, stop talking, I'm going to vomit! Uncle Fireball, you like Japan so much, why not go back to live in Japan! I will introduce Director Cao to go back with you!
When I looked again, it turned out that it had been released! Although there was a red sign, it was too foggy to see! Hurry up and change it to one that glows! If I fall into the sewer and die, there will be no one to manage this huge harem! Let the concubines surround me, the "Emperor of Daxing", and cry bitterly. Can you afford the responsibility
no! Can't admit it! I can't let my sister look down on me! Even if I want to exchange my underwear for money, I still have to steal it quietly without anyone noticing! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to directly ask the other party to give it to me!
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
"Hmm, there are not many stores that do business as honestly as you do now!"
No, from your tone, it’s not that you don’t care, but that you like it very much, right? Underwear soaked with urine can also arouse sexual interest, the taste is really not ordinary!
After the postponement of delivery came to an end, I was torn between ordering the 12-yuan Di San Xian rice bowl or the 15-yuan twice-cooked pork rice bowl. I was hesitant and depressed as to which one the emperor was going to be lucky with tonight. concubine.
"Then why?"
Damn it, the HHH fan club has recruited new members! The number of members is increasing, you are engaged in pyramid schemes!
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
I thought that the old man with back pain would not come out in this weather, but when I went to the old place, I saw the old man sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairylike air.
Do you have any doubts? Do you really distrust your brother? And you, an American, are using Japanese emojis! Sure enough, the Japan-US alliance has a joint security regulation! In that case... return the Diaoyu Islands to us as soon as possible, you bastard!
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
"No, I don't dare..."
"I really don't understand what you dare to do! Come in! Seeing that you are also a person with a lustful heart but no courage, I will let you stay for one night, but I must declare in advance that if you dare to do anything... "
I took out the egg and handed it to the old man with great piety, just like offering a treasure to the Golden Fairy.
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
I took out the egg and handed it to the old man with great piety, just like offering a treasure to the Golden Fairy.
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
"I didn't expect that there are such talents among university professors!" the fat man said.
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
The weather was too hot and my brain couldn't dissipate heat well. I actually forgot that my dad's hotel room was occupied by Aunt Ren, so I still dialed the hotel's landline.
Uncle Huoqiu is still convincing.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! Do you want to remind me that this is the room you rented?"
"No?" The old man pretended to be surprised, "Hmm... I think so, so there is absolutely no basis for that in martial arts novels! This time it was finally confirmed through experiments!"
The old man took the egg, carefully checked that there were no cracks, and put it in his arms with satisfaction.
Hearing that the model lady soiled her underwear during the party, Uncle Fireball used his super imagination:
Okay, okay, stop talking, I'm going to vomit! Uncle Fireball, you like Japan so much, why not go back to live in Japan! I will introduce Director Cao to go back with you!
As I answered this, I couldn't help but think: Amy takes 40 minutes to take a bath, so she must be cleaner than Shu Zhe, right? In that case, even the underwear...
Although they say that when you have troubles, you should consult your elders, but I called my dad just to ask if he had forgotten to eat. How to steal Amy's underwear was something I could not discuss with my dad under any circumstances.
But in this case, Dad has no place to stay.
"Hmm, there are not many stores that do business as honestly as you do now!"
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
I wondered: "Old man, why do I think carrying an egg with me will not help my martial arts training at all?"
Uncle Huoqiu sent me a puzzled expression, which I guess meant "it doesn't matter."
"If an accident happens, don't shirk the blame or argue with each other. You should be recognized as a positive model at the March 15 party and praised nationwide!"
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
Do you have any doubts? Do you really distrust your brother? And you, an American, are using Japanese emojis! Sure enough, the Japan-US alliance has a joint security regulation! In that case... return the Diaoyu Islands to us as soon as possible, you bastard!
"I didn't expect that there are such talents among university professors!" the fat man said.
Seeing the dissatisfaction on my face, the old man said to me again: "Little Ye Zi, do you think I let you bring the eggs to prove that the martial arts novels were written randomly?"
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
"No?" The old man pretended to be surprised, "Hmm... I think so, so there is absolutely no basis for that in martial arts novels! This time it was finally confirmed through experiments!"
Suddenly I received a text message from Amy, which contained only one sentence:
"What's wrong with urine? Most mammals choose mates by smelling each other's urine! Urine contains precious pheromones!"
I thought that the old man with back pain would not come out in this weather, but when I went to the old place, I saw the old man sitting on a bench, waiting for me with a fairylike air.
Damn it, old man, you are just trying to make fun of me!
Amy did not reply to me immediately. After a while, when I thought Amy had forgotten me, she sent me a (→_→) expression.
After the fat man gave his father an internal forum account, his father burst into tears of gratitude. To express his gratitude, he also told him about the existence of the HHH fan club. The fat man suddenly felt that it was too late to meet him and said that he must study hard and reach the level of the HHH fan club. The membership requirement is that one day I can become a member with my dad.
Eh? Why is my thinking logic a bit similar to that of the Underwear Thief! I don’t want to be connected with a pervert! I'm not a pervert! I just don’t want to be embarrassed in front of my sister!
"No, I don't dare..."
And you sex workers are so unprofessional! All hotels have been quarantined, okay? Even if you want to call the chickens and ducks, you can't get in! And precisely because you are chickens or ducks, you are more likely to spread bird flu!
"I really don't understand what you dare to do! Come in! Seeing that you are also a person with a lustful heart but no courage, I will let you stay for one night, but I must declare in advance that if you dare to do anything... "
Seeing the dissatisfaction on my face, the old man said to me again: "Little Ye Zi, do you think I let you bring the eggs to prove that the martial arts novels were written randomly?"
Aunt Ren answered the phone angrily: "Who!?"
Amy did not reply to me immediately. After a while, when I thought Amy had forgotten me, she sent me a (→_→) expression.
"Hit your hands, hit your feet..." Dad said flatteringly, "You are the Sanda champion, how can I be your opponent!"
"Then why?"
"I really don't understand what you dare to do! Come in! Seeing that you are also a person with a lustful heart but no courage, I will let you stay for one night, but I must declare in advance that if you dare to do anything... "
"Did you drink too much and didn't have time to go to the bathroom? If that's the case, you don't need to change into new underwear, just send those underwear over! I don't care at all!"
"Well... Actually, part of the reason is that, and the other part of the reason is that I feel that my back pain is very painful, so I can't make you too comfortable..."
"What are you doing elsewhere? To publicize that I robbed your room?"
Later I heard that it seemed that the day before the quarantine was about to end, in order to explain the misunderstanding, my father came to apologize for the fat man who was angry and refused to talk to his wife. Finally, the two of them settled their differences and went back to sleep in the same room.
That night, dad and the fat man downloaded porn movies together, prepared to cook wine with green plums and discuss female actors, and their feelings were flowing in their chests. Who would have thought that the person who posted the porn videos was a bad pervert. They downloaded two porn movies, one of which was King Kong Calabash Baby. , a "calcium movie" about N men wrestling and having sex. Just as they were staring at the movie, the fat man's wife came into the house to get personal items and caught the two of them.
Stop talking, Uncle Fireball! I am so ashamed! In fact, I am not honest at all. The original underwear I sell to you is not worn by the model lady, but by the model "Mr." Besides, the 3.15 party has always been criticized, so how can I praise anyone! Even if you praise me, I have no shame to stand in front of the people of the whole country and admit that "for several years, our store has been operating with integrity from Europe and the United States, thick and long brand massage sticks, which have brought happiness and good news to the majority of lonely young women"!
Dad told me that he had a pretty good life these past two days, especially since the fat man in the same room snores very loudly, but they rarely have the same hobbies, and now he only chats with him when he is bored.
"Let me tell you, in Japan's perverted supply stores, girls' urine is a very common product, as well as sanitary napkins stained with menstrual blood, rubbings of private parts, and girl juice..."
You... you are so bad! No wonder your martial arts friend is the one who lives the longest. It turns out that good people don’t live long and bad people live for thousands of years!
Damn it, the HHH fan club has recruited new members! The number of members is increasing, you are engaged in pyramid schemes!
Aunt Ren answered the phone angrily: "Who!?"
No, from your tone, it’s not that you don’t care, but that you like it very much, right? Underwear soaked with urine can also arouse sexual interest, the taste is really not ordinary!
When I looked again, it turned out that it had been released! Although there was a red sign, it was too foggy to see! Hurry up and change it to one that glows! If I fall into the sewer and die, there will be no one to manage this huge harem! Let the concubines surround me, the "Emperor of Daxing", and cry bitterly. Can you afford the responsibility