Director Cao suddenly realized: "So that's it... But won't the Industrial and Commercial Bureau come to investigate me? I'm not afraid of a fine, but what if I was organizing people to make a film at the time... "
You should have been right there at the time! you are Chinese! Kyle doesn’t know what zongzi looks like, don’t you? Why don't you remind me! Do you only care about translation and don’t care about anything else? Kyle, you hired a British chef, and your portable translator saw you eating rice dumpling leaves without stopping you. You are just a pig teammate in this team! How on earth did you survive all these years
I turned my gaze suspiciously to the old translator who had an unchanging expression and was extremely skilled in simultaneous interpretation.
"Xiaolin, do you miss daddy?"
Director Cao smacked his lips and said, "You're not planning to find a random pair of underwear and mistook it as Miss Emily's underwear to fool me, and then you feel uneasy about your conscience, so you gave me these AV sticks as compensation first, right?"
But he immediately said: "Damn, there are so many AV sticks. I bought them for my own use. How can I use them?"
As for what Amy likes to eat? In fact, "potato chips + Coke" is enough, but would you believe it if I told you
"Xiao Yezi, why did you send me three boxes of AV sticks? I didn't order from you, nor did I pay for them?"
Suddenly having nothing to do, I decided to go to Dongshan Film and Television City for a walk.
I rushed home in a hurry. My father was watching the old men playing chess downstairs. When he saw me coming back, he happily waved to me.
Kyle greeted me through the old translator:
"Oh, I have to go back to the hotel tonight to make up for the missed progress in compiling teaching materials..." Dad said quietly, "But you are not in the room today, Auntie Ren, so I am a little lonely..."
That day, my father invited me to a nearby restaurant for a father-son reunion dinner. I thought he was making a fuss out of a molehill, but as long as he was in a good mood, I was willing to accompany him.
"No, it's..." Kyle gestured with his hands, "It's the kind of rice dumplings without rice as filling, only lettuce that is very unpalatable. It's really hard to bite!"
Considering that my harem has not been built yet and I have no concubines to assign, I can only look after it myself!
Dad, why are you so cute? You have been locked up for a week. I thought you would look sallow and thin, and your spirit would be listless! The result is whiter than before, and my face is rosy! What good thing has happened to you
Lonely, your sister! They were just forced to take you in for one night due to circumstances. Don't keep thinking about me!
I was busy changing the locks, so I didn't go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing with the old man today.
Humph, private detective, and Pentheus! Look how you two can pick the lock this time! From now on, just look at the door and sigh!
Kyle continued with lingering fear:
"Well, does Amy have anything in particular that she wants to eat? I've always said that I would treat her to dinner, but she looked down on my British chef and said that she would not come to my dinner even if she starved to death..."
"Long time no see. I came here to ask you something today."
Before Director Cao hung up the phone, he asked me to quickly find a way to get Amy's underwear. He specially prepared a bank card containing 20,000 yuan for me. I was already very hungry.
"Steamed buns, flatbreads, steamed buns, dumplings, fried noodles, boiled fish, glutinous rice balls, rice dumplings..."
Before I sorted out my thoughts, I didn't have the nerve to go to Amy's RV to have a meal, so I ran to the actors' cafeteria. Anyway, I had been there many times before.
Since I posted on the Internet and my revenge against the private detective failed, I looked at my father’s calligraphy practice under the glass coffee table: “Priority” and decided to do more important things first, which was to change the door locks of my house. One change.
Are you organizing people to make pornographic films? Don’t worry, China only punishes those who make and sell fake goods, not those who buy them. How can it be as strict as European and American countries? I heard from Pentheus that before he came to China, he saw many Chinese people wearing fake name tags and carrying fake mobile phones at the airport security check, but they were forcibly confiscated by the security personnel. One person who spoke Cantonese was even more amused. None of the Italian suits he wore was genuine, and he was stripped down to his underwear at the airport! In fact, his underwear is also a fake brand name, and it was a sign of mercy from the airport!
I lowered my head while eating and said nothing.
Eh? How dare you, a person who hires a British chef, look down on our rice dumplings! Although I don’t think the rice dumplings are particularly delicious, they are still hundreds of times better than the British recipe! How dare you say that zongzi is not for human consumption? Go take a look at the host of the "Wild Survival" program, Mr. Pei, he is British! The scorpions, cockroaches, maggots, rotten seals, rotten cow hearts, and rotten things he ate in the show... those are not for human consumption!
After taking the subway and wandering all the way to Dongshan Film and Television City, it was already noon and it was time to eat.
I rely on my image! If I really do this kind of thing, I won’t have the shame to tell Amy that I am her brother in the future!
I had a dream last night. In the dream, I actually took off Amy's underwear. After taking it off, I held up the underwear and shouted "Twenty thousand yuan!" while drooling, leaving Amy behind who looked terrified. ran away.
Damn, I’m such a cheater! He actually locked dad out! Stop talking nonsense, leave the set quickly and go back to open the door for dad!
Nonsense! British chef! ? Are there any chefs in the UK? There is an old joke in Europe that all British pigs are killed twice, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the British kitchen! At the London Olympics, the shocking dish "Looking up at the stars" consisted of fried fish inserted into toast with its head facing upwards... Damn it, did you look up at the stars or die with your eyes closed? The God of Cookery played by Stephen Chow was in tears!
I was so shocked that I forgot to eat the curry beef.
I took my dad into the house and gave him a new key. As for why I wanted to change the locks, I said that the neighbor's aunt's house was stolen and she used the same locks as ours. My father praised me for taking precautions and inheriting his intelligence, and I was ready to express my sincere condolences to the neighbor's aunt. Stopped him hastily.
"Forget it about rice dumplings and rice dumplings. These are not for human consumption. I really can't understand Chinese people's eating habits."
I was eating the beef curry with too much chili on my own, and I felt so bad that Kyle came over with his old translator, and they sat down opposite me unceremoniously.
"A few days ago, it was the Chinese Dragon Boat Festival. Amy gave me some gifts for the first time. They were a kind of rice dumplings without fillings. I was very happy to try this mysterious traditional oriental food, but after eating it, I realized that it was unpalatable. It’s terrible, I never want to eat it again in my life!”
In a security door store behind the community, I chose a "B-class lock" that they said was much safer than a straight-line lock. It cost me more than 200 yuan in total and asked them to send someone to my house to replace the door lock. .
You are the one who is hungry and thirsty! If you can't bear it anymore, use the AV rod to blow up your anus! I don’t want to give my sister’s underwear to anyone else anymore!
Just, is it the episode where the heroine was raped by the evil young man from Jinling? Only otakus who masturbate can watch this kind of micro-movie, right? What kind of trouble are you going to make by giving them an AV stick for women
Although if I call Xiaoqin, she will happily come to help me look after the house, but because she insists on going to school during her period, her recovery is not very good, so she should rest at home now, right? It’s better not to provoke her. Finally, I was able to get some time off on the weekend to be quiet.
Could it be that Amy only gave him rice dumpling leaves wrapped in the shape of rice dumplings! How the hell do you eat it? This isn't a gift, it's just teasing!
What is it like on set without Aunt Ren? I heard that martial arts movements are being guided through remote video? Do you have to do somersaults in a hotel room when giving a demonstration? If I don’t see it with my own eyes, I can’t help but be curious!
The locks were changed before 10 o'clock. I looked at the brand new keys and felt a sense of accomplishment in my heart.
Damn it, Director Cao, you never leave your underwear! Please don't put any more psychological pressure on me, okay? I have already done very nasty things to my sister in my dream!
There was business at 8 o'clock in the morning on Saturday. The other party was surprised and very happy. He thought it was a good start to the weekend, so the price was quite generous and he didn't particularly try to trick me.
Although I will support you very much if you remarry, the partner must not be Aunt Ren! Dear dad, please don’t cause trouble for me, okay
"Hmm... That's right. Why don't I hold a lottery when the second episode of "The Battle of Jinling" starts to encourage netizens to actively participate and take these AV sticks as prizes!"
Solemn statement: Although being able to see Amy was one of the reasons why I went to the set, I was not thinking about my sister’s panties!
"No need to pay," I laughed, "Just think of it as a gift from me to Director Cao to support the pornographic film industry!"
Director Cao was a little relieved when he heard that the Industrial and Commercial Bureau could not cause trouble for the three boxes of AV rods I gave him as long as he did not admit to selling them and said they were purchased for personal use.
"Priority"! Now that I know that the lock (also called a Class A lock) at home can be easily picked open, and that someone is eyeing my home, I can't leave casually. I must leave someone to look after my home before changing the lock!
While I was reflecting on myself, Director Cao, the instigator of the underwear incident, called me.
"Director Cao, this is a female instrument. You can't use it for yourself at all, right?"
Now that dad has been released, Aunt Ren must have regained her freedom, right
I'm very surprised. Zongzi without fillings is normal, but some people don't like eating rice dumplings with fillings!
Kyle couldn't get an answer and kept pestering me, so I casually mentioned some traditional Chinese food as if he was endorsing:
Just after dinner, I received a call from my dad. He said that after a week of lockdown and quarantine, today the health bureau finally announced that the danger of bird flu was lifted and everyone was released. He wanted to come home to me. What a surprise. I didn’t expect that when I arrived at the door, I found that the door lock had been changed and the key could not open the door...
So I briefly told the story about the Industrial and Commercial Bureau coming to check for counterfeit goods. Of course, I concealed the story about Ai Shuqiao and the private detective. This is my family matter after all. Since my father didn’t tell Director Cao, I had no reason to tell him. he.
When he heard about the rice dumplings, Kyle showed an expression of extreme horror.