My feet rushed forward, and I suddenly rushed towards his side. As long as I got close to him and started a dogfight, his kicks would be of no use!
Damn, this is too fast! I am not yet proficient in Yin Yang Sanshou, so there is no way I can catch it!
Damn... This place is too small to dodge, I will use Yin Yang Sanshou to remove your attack!
Like, are you so persistent! If this continues, maybe he will actually take away your underwear!
What a speed! What a powerful attack! Yin Yang Sanshou is very effective against opponents who use brute force (such as Li Erleng), but for opponents who are skilled and trained in martial arts, my fire is not enough to pose a threat to the opponent! It seems that we can only give up Yin Yang Sanshou in today's fight!
You are so shameless! And why did he conclude that the underwear in my hand was a girl's underwear after just one glance? Could it be that because you are well-informed, you have become an expert in this field? As long as CCTV launches another underwear-themed treasure appraisal program, you can be a guest on the stage!
Damn, you are cheating! A pair of underwear is not the Golden Saint Cloth, so how can you transform into Ultraman when you put it on your head? This fierce and unparalleled fighting spirit is simply more powerful than the squad leader's righteous demon fighting spirit and my iron-blooded lone wolf fighting spirit!
There is no way, although I don't want to do such a thing, but my father often said that we must distinguish between "top and bottom priorities" and "choose the lesser of two evils", for my sister, for victory... for justice! !
Suddenly I realized something was wrong! I accidentally took out my underwear from my pants pocket! It almost fell to the ground! Such precious underwear! Forget about punching and save it quickly!
Mr. Xu, you guy who wears underwear of unknown origin, let me show you how terrifying my power can be when I wear my beloved sister’s underwear!
After finally catching the underwear in mid-air, I breathed a sigh of relief and carefully put it back into my pants pocket.
No, no! I want to strike first! Never lose your momentum in a fight! You have a panty pullover, and I have a mad god in my heart. Wait for me to activate the painless and fearless berserker mode and fight you for three hundred rounds!
In today's situation, there is only one place that I will subconsciously protect even if I turn on the berserker mode!
Ah, I'm sorry, I dared to underestimate Taekwondo before. Is Korean Bangzi's Taekwondo such a powerful martial art
Master Xu suddenly saw me walking towards him, recognized me immediately, trembled all over, and the mask hanging on one ear fell to the ground.
"Give me your underwear..."
Is this the power of perversion!
Without giving me time to think about it, Master Xu launched more than ten rounds of attacks, each time forcing me to dodge left and right. I was so embarrassed that I almost jumped over the wall.
Dream! It is the brother's duty to protect his sister, and it is also his duty to protect his sister's underwear!
Damn it hurts me so much! You must have developed this leg strength by climbing stairs and stealing underwear all day long! I didn’t practice martial arts on purpose, but I unknowingly developed a peerless magical skill!
Is this the power of underwear? ? I really want to shout: "Give me power! Long live the underwear!"
Another side scissor! The strong wind brought by it actually cut my cheek with blood.
Ah, what does this feel like? The excellent elasticity and comfort shone down like stars in the sky, enlightening me and saving all sentient beings. The tight feeling in my temples suddenly restored all my physical strength!
However, Young Master Xu exhaled a breath of demonic energy from his mouth and nose, and said solemnly:
Put your hands on the facing bones of his feet, retreat slightly, and use the ability of "transforming energy" to try to guide the opponent's energy towards the brick wall next to him.
And this kick is so powerful! You kicked a hole in the brick wall! If I hadn't dodged, I might have broken my ribs!
Bastard, you can't be so handsome! I am the protagonist! Isn’t it just that the legs are longer? What are you showing off!
Or is it true that the cute girl's underwear has such magical power that as long as it is placed on the head, it can get rid of distracting thoughts, reach the state of harmony between nature and man, and immediately become a master, master, master
ah! Another attempt to steal Amy's panties! I was smarter this time and withdrew before I hit him. But I have always been at a disadvantage. If things continue like this, there is no guarantee that I will not lose!
Damn it, you are wearing hiking shoes on such a hot day to make it easier to climb stairs! The problem is that when you take off your shoes when you return to the gym, all the Taekwondo players in the gym will be smoked to death by you!
Licking the red and swollen back of his hand, Master Xu looked like a madman, and the underwear on his head emphasized his perverted attributes.
As an underwear thief, there is a sense of insecurity when others see your face clearly. Under the current situation of the enemy, Mr. Xu did not bend down to pick up the mask. Instead, after thinking for a moment, he suddenly put it under his nose and sniffed it. My underwear was pulled over my head!
I, I actually turned on the sane berserker mode! Get all the benefits of berserker mode, but still keep your sanity!
Master Xu stood on one leg, and the kicking leg was held up in the air like a demonstrator, just like the protagonist in a movie posing to be "soaked to death."
Eh? Seems like anger isn't enough? Because I got my sister's underwear, I was very happy. The pervert of Master Xu made me feel pitiful and ridiculous, so I didn't particularly hate it...
After dodging the two kicks aimed at the chest and abdomen, I knew I couldn't dodge the third kick, so I had no choice but to hunch my shoulders and use my shoulder muscles to catch the kick!
I looked a little sadly at the master Xu, who was showing off his power in the underwear on his head.
I punched him down, but Young Master Xu had no intention of dodging. It was only because he was hit by my fist that he failed to take away his underwear.
You are fighting me with such a big backpack, and your movements are not sluggish at all. You can imagine that it is full of stolen women's underwear! It’s a bonus for you! Your expression clearly says: I have underwear and I am proud of it. Anyone who offends my underwear will be punished no matter how far away they are. My underwear is a sacred and indivisible part of me. Every inch of underwear is an inch of blood. The blood debt must be paid with blood...
Damn it, this is not okay! In short, regardless of whether you can turn on the berserker mode or not, punch him first!
Wait a moment... wait a moment! How is this going! After putting on his underwear, why did Young Master Xu, who once lost to me with just one move, feel a surge of fighting spirit all over his body? This fighting spirit is as stoic as bamboo and as immovable as a mountain. It rushes towards your face and is frightening. The entire narrow alley and the brick walls on both sides seem to be shaking!
Moreover, although the anger for turning on the berserker mode has almost been accumulated, but the berserker mode is irrational, no matter what, even if I beat Master Xu, if he takes away my underwear, I will lose!
I spat on the ground, "Humph, you are a loser..."
"Keep your underwear! I'll keep you alive!" Master Xu roared and kicked me again with a pair of bad kicks.
I bent down to dodge the opponent's fierce attack. With a sudden heart, I put my hand into my trouser pocket and took out my sister's underwear.
Moreover, what is this surging power emerging from the limbs and bones? Is this me? Am I still human? Why do I feel like I have shattered the void and become the master of all things in the universe? Even if it is a volcanic eruption or a tsunami, I don’t care about it!
"Give me your underwear!!" Master Xu held out his hand to me arrogantly.
I heard that an animated movie called "HK Hentai Mask" was recently released in Japan. It tells the story of a righteous boy with mediocre martial arts skills, but as long as he wears a cute girl's underwear as a mask, he immediately becomes extremely powerful in combat (and also extremely shameful). ), could it be that Master Xu is from the same school as him!
I saw Master Xu holding a pair of underwear and sniffing them. With disdain, I subconsciously reached into my trouser pocket and held my sister's underwear tightly to make sure it was still in its original place.
"What!?"
Damn it, you've gone further and further down the path of perversion! Bank robbers use stockings as masks, do you use underwear as a mask? And your face has been seen by me a long time ago, okay! Even if you put on a panty mask before meeting me, it won't do much to hide your identity - if you see a person wearing panties walking through the market, everyone will know that you are an underwear thief!
Seeing that I was in pain, Master Xu didn't think about how to give me a fatal blow, but he took the initiative to get closer and reached out to take out the underwear in my trouser pocket.
"I said, give me your underwear! The underwear of all the girls in the West District of Dongshan City belongs to me!!"
Huh? Feeling that I was about to "suck" his kick, Master Xu actually stopped the move! He stood still, and after only half a second, he immediately kicked me three times in a row!
If this exercise method is so effective, the country should call on all special forces to steal underwear and practice it! With such a group of experts, recovering the Diaoyu Islands is just around the corner! As for the girls who have suffered losses, we have to ask them to understand the country's difficulties, even if they are making a great sacrifice for territorial integrity!
With a "bang" sound, another hole was kicked out at the bottom of the brick wall, which was twice as big as the last time. Are you trying to demolish the house? Why don't you go to work in the demolition team if you are so awesome
Before I could finish my sentence, a sudden gust of wind hit the door in front of me. I hurriedly dodged to the side. With a "bang", Master Xu's hiking shoes hit the red brick wall. Bricks flew everywhere, and I hurriedly used my hand. Hand covering.
I took out my right hand from my trouser pocket, held my breath, and was about to punch him in the eye...
No, that's not right! After all, this is not the power of Taekwondo, but the power of underwear! Master Xu, when you were not wearing underwear before, you couldn't even move in front of me! If you say what martial arts style you are currently using, rather than saying that you are a black belt in Taekwondo, it would be better to say that you are a "unrestricted underpants style"!
But Master Xu was not fooled. He stood in mid-air and suddenly changed his moves with his right leg, kicking me in the left rib.
I had no choice but to put Amy's underwear on my own head! !
Bastard! How can you get your hands on your sister's underwear?