Hearing what he said, Aunt Ren showed an expression of "I guess you know what I'm doing." She held on to the guardrail, easily jumped off the ring, and walked side by side to the office with Xu Jinsheng.
No, actually I couldn’t tell whether the other party had internal martial arts training, but it was said so in martial arts storytelling, so I followed suit.
Damn it, just open your backpack and read it! I specifically told Coach Huang not to look at anything that is inappropriate and not to show it to others casually! This boy with glasses is definitely a primary school student. If he sees so many stolen underwear all at once (maybe some of them are original underwear), it will subvert his outlook on life and affect his future life!
He Ling became even more angry. I probably said the wrong thing. If I were a three-legged cat, wouldn't she be worse than a three-legged cat if I defeated her
Eh? Haven't you had enough? I had the upper hand with the help of the rubber guardrail. With my current physical strength, I can't beat you on flat ground!
Stop moaning! Didn't you see that He Ling wanted to pull out the willow branches in the poem, put it around my neck and strangle me to death
Damn it looks like a zombie! It seems like the zombie in "Plants vs. Zombies" muttering "Brain, brain..."! Why did Young Master Xu become an underwear thief after I defeated him? This little boy only has a slight relationship with me, but he will also embark on a dangerous path in the future! Why do I have the strange ability to instigate others to steal underwear? This super power is of no use at all. Just disappear for me!
Catching up with Aunt Ren from behind and handing her the underwear backpack, she, Xu Jinsheng, and the disgraced Mr. Xu walked into the office and closed the door.
I lowered my head in shame and said nothing.
After taking a few steps, he turned back to greet me and said:
"He is only in the second grade of junior high school?" After a long silence, He Ling asked with a suspicious tone, "I thought he was a high school student!"
"Who is he! Why are he sitting here!"
"Then, brother Ye Lin, please give me your advice in the future."
"Isn't this the second young lady of the Ren family?" Xu Jinsheng made a slightly apologetic smile. He raised his hand, palm upward, and gestured to the office at the end of the practice field.
Although it is small, it is full of energy, showing a strong internal martial arts training.
Unexpectedly, the person she was looking for was Uncle He. She walked up to Uncle He and said coquettishly:
I hesitated and shouted: "Sister Lingling..."
Seeing He Ling leaving, the gym owner didn't look like he was going to compete with Aunt Ren in real life. The male students also went home in scattered pieces. In the end, only a few particularly curious students and Coach Huang were left outside the office. Wait.
At this time, the female student who had just been defeated by me went to the shower room to take a bath. She changed into a new snow-white practice uniform, with wet drops hanging on her hair. She tied her green belt very tightly to highlight her breasts and buttocks. Curves to make yourself more noticeable.
Nah... Nima! This female practitioner is the child of Uncle He’s family! I did something so outrageous to her in the ring. She wouldn't complain to her father, right
The little boy repeated unconsciously: "Underwear, underwear..."
"Your name is Ye Lin, right?" In order to prevent her father from waiting too long, she responded, "Your kung fu is quite impressive!"
I looked embarrassed: "It's just some three-legged cat kung fu..."
The discussion lasted for almost 40 minutes. Several students couldn't bear the boredom and all left. Only Instructor Huang stayed with me and my dad very hard.
"Kid, what you just saw was an illusion. When you grow up, don't steal underwear!"
"That's true," my father recited poetically, "Sentiment has hurt parting since ancient times, and it's even more shameful to neglect the Qingqiu Festival. Where can I wake up tonight? Willow bank, dawn breeze and waning moon..."
Coach Huang pointed at the young student sitting on the bench on the sidelines, "I just gave it to him."
I sat calmly on the bench on the sidelines, drinking the free mineral water in the Taekwondo Hall. My father and his classmates, the vice principal, also sat next to me and chatted affectionately with me.
"If you have any questions, let's talk inside. My son offended you. I also know the general story."
So I nodded to him with respect, "Uncle Gou Sheng..."
I staggered up to the little boy wearing glasses, only to see him put his backpack on his lap, his eyes dull, as if his outlook on life had been greatly hurt.
Do you plan to retaliate against me in the future? But I didn’t mean it. Who told you not to wear a bra
After sitting on the folding chair for a while, I regained some strength. With the help of my father, I climbed down from the ring and went to Coach Huang to get my underwear backpack.
"Look, your names actually rhyme! Lin, Ling... Second brother, remember that Liu Yong's first poem is called "Yulin Ling", right?"
Master Xu, who had already changed his clothes, still had the scars left by me on his face. Although the Taekwondo students watching were confused, they didn't dare to ask questions when they saw the solemn atmosphere.
My dad immediately gave me a slap in the face, "What are you talking about? You also called Gou Sheng? His name is Uncle He!"
I thought they would ask me to serve as a witness, but it would be better to wait outside and avoid having to deal with Master Xu before starting a fight - I don't have as much physical strength as he does now.
I took the underwear backpack from his hand and said to him who was confused:
"Ye Lin, give me that backpack! Don't say we have no physical evidence then!"
"Yeah," Dad said with a smile, "Your father took me to the 'Business People Vent Area' to play around. I wish I didn't delay in picking you up and take you home."
When I called her "Sister Lingling," He Ling's face turned red and white. She probably wanted to kick me to death immediately, but she couldn't do it in front of her father.
Uncle He talked about their ranking in the university dormitory.
As for the official owner Xu Jinsheng, he has a full vestibule, a big nose, and small eyes.
Sure enough, after greeting my father and his classmates, the female student pointed at me sitting in the middle of the bench with a look of injustice on her eyebrows:
"I recall that when Xiao Zizi was eight or nine years old, he was not tall but very handsome. My wife really liked you at that time! She kept telling me that my daughter and Xiao Zizi would get married as a baby!"
When He Ling heard her father's introduction, her blood surged and she almost lost her breath.
Uncle He couldn't resist his daughter's urging and left with an apology.
Uncle He's fat face looked awkward, and the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes were like bun folds.
"However, Xiao Yezi is so tall now, and my daughter is only 1.6 meters tall. I'm afraid she won't be worthy of him!"
The father waved his hands hurriedly: "No, no! I'll just leave with Xiaolin later! You go back first, Liu, don't delay the child's rest!"
I rely on Uncle Gou Sheng, you cheap father-in-law! Seeing how disabled I was, I immediately regretted my marriage! I don’t care about your daughter! A person like me, who is destined to carry my destiny, will create an unprecedented and huge harem!
Eh? Uncle He, why are you so full of regret! If I become more and more manly, you should be happy for me! It turns out that you are not praising my muscles, but sighing that my face has become disabled! As expected of the vice-principal, calling someone ugly is so tactful!
"I'm sorry, my son is a little too tall." Dad patted me on the back and urged, "Uncle He's daughter is one year older than you, please call me sister!"
Xu Jinsheng did not come in alone. Behind him, followed by his son, Master Xu, who bowed his head and remained silent.
The office door is thick and soundproof, but even so, Aunt Ren's high-frequency accusations can be vaguely heard.
Uncle He didn't notice his daughter's abnormality at all, and still made fun of us and said:
What if these underwear awakened strange attributes in the little boy and stole underwear when he grew up? Then wouldn’t the underwear thief be passed on and have a successor
After giving me a confused look, she walked straight towards me.
Taking a closer look, I have met my father’s classmate many times before. I remember everyone calls him “Gou Sheng” behind his back...
Girls' school? Because you can’t see boys in a girls’ school, why don’t you go to a Taekwondo gym where boys are the majority to enjoy the pleasure of being surrounded by people? She seemed very polite in front of the elders. Uncle He might have thought that his daughter was a lady who looked the same on the inside!
When the two fathers were not paying attention, He Ling turned around, clenched his fists and made a warning gesture to me.
She dropped these hidden words and told her father that she wanted to go home, and asked him to drive her back immediately.
Then he smiled and apologized to his old classmate and said, "Children are not sensible. Don't argue with him!"
Since no one is using the practice field anymore, the main lights have been turned off, leaving only a row of small lights for walking.
"Lao Er, what you say is too wicked. You can just call me Lao Liu!"
Before I could react, she bowed politely to my father again, "Hello, Uncle Ye, are you here too?"
"Oh, I haven't seen you for a few years. I didn't expect that little Ye Zi has grown so big..." Uncle He looked at me and lamented the passage of time, "Little Ye Ye is growing more and more manly..."
Ah, I am reminded of the water chestnuts on the Daning River that float on the river in summer! The shell is hard and black, with two sharp points that can pierce a person and bleed. But if you break it open, the flesh inside is white and smooth. It reminds me of the little rabbit I saw in the ring today. ah!
"Dad, why are you here? Didn't my mother always come to pick me up before?"
"Oh, Lingling, your mother's car was sent for annual inspection!" Uncle He smiled and scratched his thinning hair.
Uncle He hurriedly introduced us: "This is the child of your Uncle Ye's family. His name is Ye Lin. He is in the second grade of junior high school in Xicheng District. Ye Lin, this is my daughter. Her name is He Ling. Her mother and I both call her her." Lingling, she is in the third year of junior high at the girls' school at the border of Dongcheng District and Xicheng District."
"Can you wait a little longer?" Uncle He asked, "I want to take you, Uncle Ye, back to the hotel."
After another 10 minutes, Aunt Ren finally walked out majestically, like a victorious general. Xu Jinsheng behind her didn't have a particularly frustrated expression, and it seemed that an agreement that both parties were satisfied with had been reached.