Of course, in fact, the shouting could not form a sentence, and Dad deleted some noise that was not suitable for me to talk about.
Of course, after seeing Aunt Ren's super sex, the two people upstairs felt ashamed and never started it again, and they didn't dare to come to the door to find trouble.
Aunt Ren glared angrily: "Harder!"
Not only did Aunt Ren ride her daddy like a horse, but also like a cowboy waving a lasso. While riding, she waved her bra, and at the same time made a blushing sound in a high-pitched voice to the tenant above her. demonstration.
"But... I have tried hard enough..." Dad lowered his head and said, "You asked me to lecture and I dared to speak loudly. You asked me to do this. I'm really embarrassed..."
If dad and Aunt Ren get married, maybe I can legitimately live with Xiaoqin!
"Don't touch me!" Aunt Ren was drunk, half awake and half asleep, with a red face and an indescribable expression, as if she was angry and laughing at the same time.
Dad said embarrassedly: "This is too shameful..."
Because no matter what, I don’t want Aunt Ren to be my stepmother! Although whoever can be my mother is much better than Ai Shuqiao, but in that case, I will never be able to get rid of Xiaoqin! Who wants a stepsister who wants to marry you every day
However, the fairy gave him a fierce look and said, "You have a beautiful idea! It's your responsibility to do it if you want to do it!"
Dad had no choice but to put his hands in front of his mouth like a trumpet and shouted shyly:
Unexpectedly, Aunt Ren sprayed a breath of alcohol into Dad's face, pressed his hands on Dad's chest and pushed, knocking Dad down.
"Come down and find us if you can! If there's a fight, I'll accompany you!"
I wonder if Aunt Ren is particularly competitive. After tossing her father once that night, Aunt Ren was not satisfied. She did it four times, once more than upstairs, before she went back to her bed with satisfaction.
Dad put on a bitter look: "What can I do? Even if I try to call their room phone, they won't answer..."
After explaining what happened, my father put his chin on the dining table, seeming to recall that wonderful and thrilling night, and at the same time asked me pitifully what should I do.
Looking at her naked father, who was pinned down by her, Aunt Ren's wine-fogged eyes brought out a great sense of conquest. She giggled for a while, finally took off her pajamas from her head, took off her clothes in a few times, and immediately faced her father and mounted him!
Dad defended feebly, but Aunt Ren used a grappling technique to hold him down. She used her other hand to tear apart Dad's vest and underwear, and they turned into pieces of cloth.
No one spoke, and more than half an hour passed without realizing it.
Sure enough, Aunt Ren found fault with him and said to him: "Since you won't let me go up and look for it, you are responsible for shutting them up!"
After a while, Aunt Ren seemed to have fallen asleep, so Dad turned off the bedside lamp and got ready to sleep.
Then, under my father's greedy eyes, I drank all 6 cans of beer.
So Aunt Ren was playing with the computer, and dad took out a copy of "Global Science" and read under the bedside lamp.
"Did you hear that! Huh? Did you think you were the only ones who could!"
In the middle of the night, which is the time when men naturally become erect, my father was aroused by the screams upstairs. He was feeling embarrassed when he found Aunt Ren getting up from the bed unsteadily. The moonlight was like silver, shining through the curtains. The light shone on Aunt Ren's thin pajamas, outlining her sexy and graceful figure, making Dad even more distracted.
But after Dad said this, he felt a little inappropriate. Now that the two of them are also in the hotel, are they going to do this kind of thing
"You men... don't have any good things!"
Dad didn’t know how to face Aunt Ren for a while, so he went out to have breakfast with his fat friend, and then came home to see me, intending to give Aunt Ren a private space to tidy up.
At this time, a male-female duet was still playing upstairs, like the background music of Dad and Aunt Ren.
At this time, the second batch was finally finished upstairs, but Aunt Ren and Dad were both a little unable to sleep due to these two tossings.
Just in time, people from the Health Bureau issued a notice that the blockade was lifted and everyone could leave on their own. Suddenly there was chaos in the corridor and people were shouting. Dad’s new fat friend knocked on the door hard to inform dad that the blockade was lifted. Aunt Ren was afraid that someone would find her naked body, so she draped the air conditioner over her body. I glared at my dad fiercely, rushed into the bathroom and never came out.
Listening to what my dad told me, this is what happened the night before yesterday.
Dad covered up his embarrassment while helping Aunt Ren up.
"Can you give me a can?"
"Did you call me Ren Hongli! You stinky man! Why are you looking for flowers and willows outside!"
Dad experienced frequent alternations of heaven and hell in pain and joy. After the passion, he used the air conditioner to cover his naked body, shrinking like a poor girl who was violated by a bully, fearing that Aunt Ren would come again. Once, it would cost someone a life.
"Husband, you are so awesome~~❤"
Aunt Ren said with disdain: "Humph, you can't even call me bed, you are such a fool! What's the use of a man like you?"
She couldn't help but sit on her father who was stunned, pointed at his nose and cursed:
Dad was a gentleman and did not take advantage of Aunt Ren's drunkenness to do anything. According to his confession, his biggest wish at the time was to quietly walk over and see if there were any leftovers in the beer can that Aunt Ren drank. Yes, but after much deliberation, I was afraid of being misunderstood by Aunt Ren, so I finally didn’t do that.
Aunt Ren said, "Haven't you heard those jokes on the Internet? They all say that when you stay in a hotel and hear the next door screaming, the bed is loud, so if you make a louder noise from your side, the other person will shut up. !”
Not only did he drink a lot, but he also drank in a hurry, as if he was afraid that if he drank a little slowly, his father would laugh at him.
Dad was overjoyed: "We...are we going to make this kind of sound too?"
It's easy to get drunk if you drink too fast. Aunt Ren hiccupped, pushed her laptop aside, and fell asleep with her face on the ground.
When Aunt Ren woke up the next morning, she found her clothes on the ground in a mess. She covered her aching head and thought about it carefully, and finally realized that she had done something hugely stupid.
Unexpectedly, there is actually a Japanese friend living upstairs, at least his name is "Three Times a Night"! What the hell, after resting for an hour, he started to do something special again! Are you going to die? If you don’t die from bird flu, you will die from overindulgence!
"No! What should you do if someone like you drinks and has sex after drinking?"
While scolding, he used his hands hard and brutally tore Dad's big shorts to pieces.
"ah?"
"I'm not asking you to shout this! I'm asking you to shout harder!"
Aunt Ren was so angry at the woman's "bah bah bah" that she immediately wanted to go upstairs and smash their door. Her father advised her not to go, saying that the hotel was originally used for such things and that it would be over after a while. .
Damn, this is not suitable for me to talk about from beginning to end! Dad, you have been pushed back! Dad, you were raped! Why aren't you angry at all? Why are you laughing so hard!
"'Ah' what? Hurry up and call me bed! It is said on the Internet that as long as a man shouts 'Husband, you are so awesome!' or 'Husband, try harder!' and shouts louder than the other person, they will put out the fire!"
Damn, I just want to ask what to do! You have this kind of relationship with Xiaoqin's mother. How should I face Xiaoqin when I go to school tomorrow? Of course Aunt Ren would not tell such a thing to Xiaoqin, but just because she didn't know, I felt even more awkward! She respects Uncle Ye very much, but she didn’t expect Uncle Ye to have sex with her own mother!
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the sad expression on her father's face. Aunt Ren regretted her harsh words, but she couldn't bring herself to apologize. She got bored playing on the computer, so she got out of bed and took out a 6-pack of cans from the refrigerator. Yanjing Beer.
"Shame on you!" Aunt Ren said, "What are you afraid of as a grown man? If you don't scream, do you still want me to scream?"
When I returned to the hotel on Saturday night, Aunt Ren had long since disappeared, but there was a note full of bloody threats stuffed in dad’s bag. Dad said it looked too scary, so he used the hotel lighter to wash himself. The pool is burning.
But I felt like I had been sentenced to death, and my heart felt so cold.
Dad continued to shout: "Husband, work harder!"
No, that's not right! It seems like it's Aunt Ren's fault this time, right? You forced your father to do so, but we can't sue you because China's laws are not perfect now. Even if you feel guilty, it should be you who feels guilty, and Xiaoqin should feel guilty, right
When narrating this paragraph, my father’s expression seemed as if he had seen the most perfect porn film in the world.
Having said that, both parties are mature men and women, and they have not caused any irreparable losses to the other party. There is no need to pursue who is right and who is wrong... I just hope this matter can end here.
Aunt Ren was sitting on the bed in her pajamas, playing with the laptop that belonged to her father. The LCD screen emitted a faint white light, which reflected on her body. Her father said that Aunt Ren looked like a fairy descending from the Nine Heavens to the mortal world.
Dad couldn't resist and tried to call Aunt Ren's name twice, but she was slapped by Aunt Ren.
Dad had forgotten about this, but when he saw that he had kept the beer until today, he was also aroused by the alcohol bug, so he asked pitifully:
Dad was touched and sad, lowered his head and said: "I... I'm really useless..."
I don’t know what kind of medicine the tenant upstairs took that day. Not only did he scream loudly, but he also screamed for a very long time. After finally waiting until they were done, Dad and Aunt Ren were just about to go back to bed. Less than ten minutes after they got back to bed, they scored twice again upstairs!
"You bastards! You think you are so powerful, don't you!" Aunt Ren pointed at the ceiling and cursed drunkenly. She accidentally tripped over the empty wine can at her feet and fell onto her father's bed.
Dad bought this before the quarantine and put it in the refrigerator. Because Aunt Ren drove her to Fatty’s house to sleep that night, so she didn’t have time to drink it. Although Aunt Ren also likes to drink, she has been refraining from drinking because it is extremely inconvenient to buy alcohol after the quarantine.
Originally, my father bought these beers. If my father asked for it with all due respect, Aunt Ren would share it with him. However, seeing that my father's own rights and interests were obviously harmed and he did not stand up to defend it loudly, I further felt that there must be some poor person. Hateful, so he said flatly:
"I, I didn't look for flowers and willows..."