After thinking about so many topics related to underwear, I suddenly remembered that I had promised Shu Zhe to help explain to Xiong Yaoyue that he was not an underwear thief.
When I asked this question, I didn't know that the squad leader had a shotgun. Looking back now, did he not hesitate to use prohibited weapons to let the murderer be punished
"It turns out that classmate Ye Lin wants to eat the monitor's peach..."
My thoughts returned to reality, and I continued the topic of Taozi possibly being poisoned by the monitor with Xiaoqin.
In addition, Xiaoqin originally planned to come to the same table with me for dinner, but when she saw Shu Zhe next to her, she stared at him up and down for 5 minutes with the eyes of someone analyzing an enemy, and finally shuddered with hatred and loud horn. , PHS went to dinner together.
Xiaoqin pouted.
I remember that last semester, a murder case occurred in Dongshan City in which the victim was a student. The murderer's method of committing the crime was very cruel, which shocked the society. At that time, I accidentally asked the class monitor what she would do if a classmate from Class 2 (3) was killed.
Xiaoqin sighed and lowered her eyes:
There are two hours of lunch break, and not all students will return to the classroom immediately, so the monitor brought nearly twenty peaches and divided them around and there was still some left.
Eh? Won't you avenge me? The squad leader is missing an effective assistant! You two are close and far apart, each with your own strengths. If you are willing to cooperate sincerely, I will definitely avenge you! Why can't you think of dying next to me
"Of course I will do my best to make the murderer severely punished by the law!" The monitor at the time answered me without any doubt.
"This peach was also given to me by the squad leader, but there is only one, so it may not satisfy classmate Ye Lin..."
one is enough! Why do ordinary words, when spoken from your mouth, easily make people think of X-rated scenes
"Be careful of the poison."
As she spoke, she knocked on the window sill angrily, "Third place! This has never happened before! It's such a shame! It's such a shame that it's never happened before! We must practice harder, work hard to cooperate, and then blow the second place's anus and give the ranking to Grab it back!"
After saying this, Shu Zhe seemed to realize that he was also a man, and awkwardly changed the subject.
In fact, Da Xiaoxiao had already discovered that the squad leader had brought an extra bag than usual, which seemed to contain food, but the squad leader would not let her see what was inside anyway, saying that it had to wait until after lunch.
"Hey, Ye Lin, this has nothing to do with age. The other party is probably a minor as well..."
Xiaoqin said resentfully.
Recently, new customers who heard the rumors appeared and ordered original stockings from Shu Zhe, but he felt that if he wore stockings at school in the summer, he would definitely wear them, so he did not agree.
"Eh? Minor to minor?"
No, no, no, why should I be killed? It’s really unlucky.
I have a warm feeling in my heart. I don’t know why, but I feel that the squad leader carrying a shotgun on a cold winter night and looking for my murderer is very, very handsome!
Damn, is a LOL game ranking worth taking so seriously? I remember that you seemed to have finished third from the bottom in the exam last semester. At that time, you folded the paper into paper airplanes and threw them for fun! Although I am not a study committee member, I still want to say loudly in your ear:
"Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? I don't like peaches."
"Can Taozi share one with me?"
He rushed over in a hurry and handed me the silk open-top underwear. As agreed, I took out 500 yuan from the customer's payment and gave it to Shu Zhe.
How are you? Will you take revenge on me? Are you going to kill the squad leader to avenge me? Don't do that kind of thing! A squad leader with the attribute of a righteous demon will never poison anyone!
"You are dead, and my life has no meaning anymore. I don't want to stay in the world without you for even a second."
"Yeah, they might still be elementary school students!"
Apparently, Shu Zhe told his sister that he was asking me for advice on how to improve his sports performance, so the monitor had no reason to stop me from chatting with Shu Zhe, right
"What if the law can't punish him?" I argued with her.
Seeing my greedy look, Xiaoqin handed me the peach, but reminded me:
However, the underwear thief has now changed his ways (probably). As long as there are no more underwear thefts in the future, Xiong Yaoyue won't keep staring at Shu Zhe, right
"Although the peaches given to you by the squad leader may be normal, the peach given to me may have been poisoned with blood-sealing throat."
"If you want to ask why, it's because peaches have hair."
"A student's duty is to study hard! Please divert your energy from playing games to studying!"
Anyone can say this, but you can’t! I still remember that you used peaches to compare the monitor’s breasts many times before. Are you mocking me for wanting to kiss the monitor’s breasts
There is no need to talk about brotherly loyalty here! Also, does the other party have many primary school students? They formed a group to gang-rape junior and middle school girls. How daring and cruel they were! Is this the flower and bone of the motherland that will become the mainstay of China in the future
Speaking of which, I am also a member of Class 3 in the second grade of junior high school. In other words, if I am killed, will the class monitor take revenge on me
"No, I can't quit midway! Even if I get fucked, I have to get fucked with everyone else! This is the pain of growing up!"
In addition, if I am killed, Xiaoqin should also avenge me, right? Two girls paid for my blood debt, and it seems that death is not so scary!
Xiaoqin faced me without blinking and said seriously:
them? Why isn't the other person the same person? Is it a super group P! What a lewd and lascivious scene this is! Where are the police? Where is the "Minor Protection Law"? When minors really need your protection, why are you hiding and unable to find them? Are you only responsible for protecting powerful minors
This was Shu Zhe's first business as "Red Bean Sister", so he was both happy and proud. He also boasted to me: He has not been idle these two days, and successfully used his competitive mentality to make "Popeye" Bidding with "cilantro stuffed buns", "cilantro stuffed buns" finally won the opportunity to let Shu Zhe wear a pink bikini thong at a price of 600 yuan.
It turned out that the monitor's aunt came to see them yesterday and left a large box of peaches for the monitor and Shu Zhe. The monitor felt that the peaches would spoil quickly in this weather, so he brought a lot of them to school and distributed them to the students.
"Oh, where did you think of this!" Xiong Yaoyue laughed and waved her hand downwards, "It's because our team was overtaken from behind by others and suffered a tragic blow. Now it has fallen to third place!"
"Men are so stupid. When chatting, their tone of voice is just a little bit loud and then they agree to everything, hahaha~~~"
All peaches have hair! And the hair has been washed clean by the squad leader! If you don’t want to eat the good peach, give it to me if you don’t want to eat it! I want to eat the monitor’s peach! ! !
Are you given fruit after a meal? Monitor, your pursuit of order has reached a pathological level! Since you are not stingy, just give it to the loudspeaker earlier! You see she didn't listen to the class well all morning!
"Hey, wouldn't it be better to save your life and take revenge on me?" I reminded her.
The weather was so hot and I was quite thirsty, so I shyly asked the monitor:
Is the point of being able to wear a gang? Would you agree if it was winter? You really don’t care about anything just to make money!
"No more!" the monitor said as he handed the two peaches in the plastic bag to the loudspeaker.
"If classmate Ye Lin eats this peach and is poisoned to death, then I..."
What? 5V5? "League of Legends"! It turns out that you guys played a game with the primary school students, and weren’t you gang-raped by the primary school students
Although the monitor was also eating in the cafeteria, when she saw me and her brother together, she just nodded and said hello to him and did not come over.
how? Is Xiaoqin's sense so sharp? Because Shu Zhe is not wearing women's underwear now (maybe not wearing underwear at all), so he is not in women's clothing, so it can trigger your androphobia and become afraid of him!
"Who is that beast?" I asked through gritted teeth.
And since you got the peach, why not eat it? The squad leader washed the peaches at home, and you can peel them and eat them! Why use it as a prop for still life sketching? The picture in your picture book is obviously a potato! In fact, it has nothing to do with peaches. Even if you put an animal head from the Old Summer Palace on your desk, the final drawing will still be a potato! Do you like tubers that much
I came back after hitting a nail and found a peach lying upside down on Xiaoqin's desk. Xiaoqin was practicing still life sketching on it with a pencil and picture book.
"In that case," the squad leader's eyes flashed with a cold light that only belongs to the Arctic glaciers, "I will personally punish him then!"
"Eh? There are also five people on the other side. How can there be more than one person? Only so many people are allowed in a 5V5 game!"
During lunch, I sent a text message to Shu Zhe and asked him to come to the canteen to deliver the goods and collect the reward for the original underwear.
After lunch, I returned to the classroom and happened to catch up with the monitor giving out peaches to everyone.
"If classmate Ye Lin is poisoned to death, I will pick up the peaches left by classmate Ye Lin, eat them all, and then die together with classmate Ye Lin! We must hold each other tightly and never separate until we die!"
What! ? Did you actually get your anus fucked by a group of primary school students? ! Shame on you! Don't tell people that you are a student in Class 2 (3) of junior high school like me! Xiong Yaoyue, your strength and speed are comparable to those of athletes? Why don't you rise up and resist? Even if you are the only one who escapes, you might as well go to the police station and call the police!
So picky! I don’t think there is any obvious difference in appearance between Shu Zhe wearing women’s underwear and men’s underwear! Women’s sixth sense is really a fortress!
"Eh? You also know that they are beasts!" Xiong Yaoyue said strangely, "We yelled at them that they were beasts, but in the end we couldn't resist and they made our anus explode..."