On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in the water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked inventory at home and some bamboo charcoal bag gifts that are said to have strong odor adsorption power, unpacked many and placed them around the underwear, and they were absorbed. All night.
Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her in an all-out battle, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.
That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.
Of course, in order to prevent me from doing such beastly things when I was mentally controlled by aliens, I had better transfer these underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.
After being blown by the hot air from the hair dryer, the underwear felt warm in my hands. Could it be that the underwear just taken off Amy could reach a similar temperature
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
"Everyone promised him!"
The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run in Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You're such a fat guy, you've lost a lot, don't steal the heroine's catchphrase!
I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, in case Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, but actually went the extra mile and came back to steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , am I ready to cry without tears
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
"I'm sorry, what three words are they?" Commissioner Wang is definitely not a fan of martial arts novels.
asshole! asshole! Why didn't he make enough money with Shu Zhe's original underwear? Instead, he used his sister's underwear to pay off the debt of 20,000 yuan!
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen and given to you by Miss Emily!"
"It's the Duanyi wine that Qiao Feng drank at Juxian Manor with the heroes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can find it out by searching online."
"I'm sorry, what three words are they?" Commissioner Wang is definitely not a fan of martial arts novels.
I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, in case Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, but actually went the extra mile and came back to steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , am I ready to cry without tears
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
"Squad monitor! Look! These two people were having such a lively fight with their underwear on their heads! It seems like the underwear thief and his accomplices were fighting in an alley because they were not sharing the spoils equally!"
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
Between selling my sister's underwear to Director Cao's ardent fan, and keeping the underwear for myself, it seems that the latter is more perverted!
After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this behavior alone has already crossed the line!
Of course, in order to prevent me from doing such beastly things when I was mentally controlled by aliens, I had better transfer these underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You're such a fat guy, you've lost a lot, don't steal the heroine's catchphrase!
I can swear to the founding father Sun Yat-sen: As Amy’s brother, my love for my sister is different! often! pure! clean! of! I will never store my sister's underwear under the bed and use it for certain inappropriate things at certain inappropriate times! just! when! Something!
After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this behavior alone has already crossed the line!
But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.
I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, in case Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, but actually went the extra mile and came back to steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , am I ready to cry without tears
Of course, in order to prevent me from doing such beastly things when I was mentally controlled by aliens, I had better transfer these underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
Although there is no guarantee that Director Cao will put the underwear on his head immediately, or even do what lolicon fans would do, but Amy may not have worn these underwear originally, and it was later worn by Amy. I was covered in sweat and put it on my head. I have washed it three times with washing powder. It should be no different from a new pair of underwear.
After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this behavior alone has already crossed the line!
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen and given to you by Miss Emily!"
Big Speaker watched the online video on his mobile phone, laughed heartily, and called the monitor to come and watch.
But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.
I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, in case Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, but actually went the extra mile and came back to steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , am I ready to cry without tears
Although he was woken up early in the morning, when he found out it was me, he immediately cheered up.
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
After being blown by the hot air from the hair dryer, the underwear felt warm in my hands. Could it be that the underwear just taken off Amy could reach a similar temperature
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
So, I carefully dried the panties with a hair dryer.
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes anxiously. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.
After doing radio gymnastics, I scaled the back wall of the school during the morning break and found a bank around the corner. (The reason why I went there after doing the broadcasting exercise was because I didn’t dare to run away anymore, otherwise the monitor’s gaze would have frozen me.) Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the number of Commissioner Wang of American Express Company.
After being blown by the hot air from the hair dryer, the underwear felt warm in my hands. Could it be that the underwear just taken off Amy could reach a similar temperature
"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive!" I said, trying to divert my attention.
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
"Squad monitor! Look! These two people were having such a lively fight with their underwear on their heads! It seems like the underwear thief and his accomplices were fighting in an alley because they were not sharing the spoils equally!"
I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, in case Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, but actually went the extra mile and came back to steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , am I ready to cry without tears
Although he was woken up early in the morning, when he found out it was me, he immediately cheered up.
I replied angrily: "Yes! I got it! Just bring your bank card and drive to my house to get it! Send me to school by the way!"
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
After receiving the pink and white panties with lace and signed by Amy in English that I reluctantly gave him, Director Cao burst into tears of gratitude and actually knelt down for me in my living room.
I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, in case Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, but actually went the extra mile and came back to steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , am I ready to cry without tears
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
By the way, you should check to see if the remaining smell has been washed away, right? Make sure that what Director Cao gets is exactly the same as the new underwear taken out of the store shelf, except for Amy's signature!
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen and given to you by Miss Emily!"
"I'm sorry, what three words are they?" Commissioner Wang is definitely not a fan of martial arts novels.
"Yes!" I said angrily, "If I don't leave quickly, I might just treat someone to a meal and spend all my money!"
Although he was woken up early in the morning, when he found out it was me, he immediately cheered up.
After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this behavior alone has already crossed the line!
Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the lid, and carefully placed Amy's underwear on the black velvet.
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
In response to the increasing number of comics, animations and games that focus on girls coming across the ocean from Japan, netizens have nicknamed the male protagonists in them, "The Devil Who Fucks Girls". I can't go down this path. The lost road!
asshole! asshole! Why didn't he make enough money with Shu Zhe's original underwear? Instead, he used his sister's underwear to pay off the debt of 20,000 yuan!
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
I can swear to the founding father Sun Yat-sen: As Amy’s brother, my love for my sister is different! often! pure! clean! of! I will never store my sister's underwear under the bed and use it for certain inappropriate things at certain inappropriate times! just! when! Something!
"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive!" I said, trying to divert my attention.
Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in the water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked inventory at home and some bamboo charcoal bag gifts that are said to have strong odor adsorption power, unpacked many and placed them around the underwear, and they were absorbed. All night.
"Although the faces of both of them can't be seen clearly, one of them is wearing the Qingzi Academy uniform!"
Director Cao's car is a goose-yellow van. It is said that he bought such a car because it was convenient for transporting shooting props and it would be more spacious for playing in the car if he shoots porn movies in the future.
Director Cao's car is a goose-yellow van. It is said that he bought such a car because it was convenient for transporting shooting props and it would be more spacious for playing in the car if he shoots porn movies in the future.
"To confirm with you again, this amount will be sent by check to Ms. Ai Shuqiao's residence together with the tax refund form at the end of the month, with the words 'Duanyijiu' attached in the postscript. May I elaborate? What's wrong?"
After doing radio gymnastics, I scaled the back wall of the school during the morning break and found a bank around the corner. (The reason why I went there after doing the broadcasting exercise was because I didn’t dare to run away anymore, otherwise the monitor’s gaze would have frozen me.) Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the number of Commissioner Wang of American Express Company.
The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run in Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.
Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in the water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked inventory at home and some bamboo charcoal bag gifts that are said to have strong odor adsorption power, unpacked many and placed them around the underwear, and they were absorbed. All night.
Humph, it’s not your own money that’s being spent anyway, but the money of that upstart investor, so you don’t feel bad, do you
I replied angrily: "Yes! I got it! Just bring your bank card and drive to my house to get it! Send me to school by the way!"
"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer and will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. By then, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the document... By the way, you can also Add a postscript within six Chinese characters, do you want me to add a postscript for you?"
Although he was woken up early in the morning, when he found out it was me, he immediately cheered up.
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
Director Cao clenched his fist and swore:
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes anxiously. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer and will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. By then, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the document... By the way, you can also Add a postscript within six Chinese characters, do you want me to add a postscript for you?"
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
By the way, you should check to see if the remaining smell has been washed away, right? Make sure that what Director Cao gets is exactly the same as the new underwear taken out of the store shelf, except for Amy's signature!
I thought about it and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Duanyi Wine' to me!"
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
Director Cao's car is a goose-yellow van. It is said that he bought such a car because it was convenient for transporting shooting props and it would be more spacious for playing in the car if he shoots porn movies in the future.
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
"I have found it." Commissioner Wang said, his efficiency is quite high.
In response to the increasing number of comics, animations and games that focus on girls coming across the ocean from Japan, netizens have nicknamed the male protagonists in them, "The Devil Who Fucks Girls". I can't go down this path. The lost road!
I joked with Commissioner Wang and tried to forget that the 20,000 yuan was exchanged for my sister's underwear.
I replied angrily: "Yes! I got it! Just bring your bank card and drive to my house to get it! Send me to school by the way!"
I said: "Anyway, Amy gave it to her number one fan. I think you are quite fanatical. Since you are willing to pay 20,000 yuan, it is not impossible to transfer it to you..."
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive!" I said, trying to divert my attention.
Big Speaker watched the online video on his mobile phone, laughed heartily, and called the monitor to come and watch.
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
"There is no mistake, Commissioner Wang, just do it like this. I am in a good mood now."
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
Although there is no guarantee that Director Cao will put the underwear on his head immediately, or even do what lolicon fans would do, but Amy may not have worn these underwear originally, and it was later worn by Amy. I was covered in sweat and put it on my head. I have washed it three times with washing powder. It should be no different from a new pair of underwear.
Commissioner Wang laughed professionally, "Mr. Ye, you are so funny, so you are calling to ask for advice on how to transfer the money?"
"It's the Duanyi wine that Qiao Feng drank at Juxian Manor with the heroes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can find it out by searching online."
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
"Yes, I earned it all from moving bricks and posting troll posts on the Internet. Those fifty-fifty cents in change are piled up all over the house!"
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen and given to you by Miss Emily!"
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
Director Cao's car is a goose-yellow van. It is said that he bought such a car because it was convenient for transporting shooting props and it would be more spacious for playing in the car if he shoots porn movies in the future.
The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run in Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.
After saying nothing, I smiled and hung up the phone.
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her in an all-out battle, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
After receiving the pink and white panties with lace and signed by Amy in English that I reluctantly gave him, Director Cao burst into tears of gratitude and actually knelt down for me in my living room.
Between selling my sister's underwear to Director Cao's ardent fan, and keeping the underwear for myself, it seems that the latter is more perverted!
After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes anxiously. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.
After saying nothing, I smiled and hung up the phone.
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen and given to you by Miss Emily!"
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
Director Cao's car is a goose-yellow van. It is said that he bought such a car because it was convenient for transporting shooting props and it would be more spacious for playing in the car if he shoots porn movies in the future.
Director Cao bowed gratefully to me several times, then got up from the ground and handed me his bank card.
After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this behavior alone has already crossed the line!
Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in the water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked inventory at home and some bamboo charcoal bag gifts that are said to have strong odor adsorption power, unpacked many and placed them around the underwear, and they were absorbed. All night.
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You're such a fat guy, you've lost a lot, don't steal the heroine's catchphrase!
But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.
I said: "Anyway, Amy gave it to her number one fan. I think you are quite fanatical. Since you are willing to pay 20,000 yuan, it is not impossible to transfer it to you..."
Director Cao clenched his fist and swore:
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the lid, and carefully placed Amy's underwear on the black velvet.
Humph, it’s not your own money that’s being spent anyway, but the money of that upstart investor, so you don’t feel bad, do you
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
Director Cao bowed gratefully to me several times, then got up from the ground and handed me his bank card.
After climbing over the wall and returning to campus, I informed Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him a bikini thong and that I had to postpone the delivery of the "coriander stuffed buns". He said unhappily:
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run in Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
"Although the faces of both of them can't be seen clearly, one of them is wearing the Qingzi Academy uniform!"
Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the lid, and carefully placed Amy's underwear on the black velvet.
As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Class 2 (3), I discovered something great.
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
asshole! asshole! Why didn't he make enough money with Shu Zhe's original underwear? Instead, he used his sister's underwear to pay off the debt of 20,000 yuan!
Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her in an all-out battle, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.
Director Cao clenched his fist and swore:
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes anxiously. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.
After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes anxiously. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.
asshole! asshole! Why didn't he make enough money with Shu Zhe's original underwear? Instead, he used his sister's underwear to pay off the debt of 20,000 yuan!
Director Cao bowed gratefully to me several times, then got up from the ground and handed me his bank card.
"To confirm with you again, this amount will be sent by check to Ms. Ai Shuqiao's residence together with the tax refund form at the end of the month, with the words 'Duanyijiu' attached in the postscript. May I elaborate? What's wrong?"
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
I joked with Commissioner Wang and tried to forget that the 20,000 yuan was exchanged for my sister's underwear.
Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the lid, and carefully placed Amy's underwear on the black velvet.
I said: "Anyway, Amy gave it to her number one fan. I think you are quite fanatical. Since you are willing to pay 20,000 yuan, it is not impossible to transfer it to you..."
Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You're such a fat guy, you've lost a lot, don't steal the heroine's catchphrase!
I can swear to the founding father Sun Yat-sen: As Amy’s brother, my love for my sister is different! often! pure! clean! of! I will never store my sister's underwear under the bed and use it for certain inappropriate things at certain inappropriate times! just! when! Something!
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
I can swear to the founding father Sun Yat-sen: As Amy’s brother, my love for my sister is different! often! pure! clean! of! I will never store my sister's underwear under the bed and use it for certain inappropriate things at certain inappropriate times! just! when! Something!
Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her in an all-out battle, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.
Although he was woken up early in the morning, when he found out it was me, he immediately cheered up.
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this behavior alone has already crossed the line!
In response to the increasing number of comics, animations and games that focus on girls coming across the ocean from Japan, netizens have nicknamed the male protagonists in them, "The Devil Who Fucks Girls". I can't go down this path. The lost road!
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
Humph, it’s not your own money that’s being spent anyway, but the money of that upstart investor, so you don’t feel bad, do you
I thought about it and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Duanyi Wine' to me!"
I replied angrily: "Yes! I got it! Just bring your bank card and drive to my house to get it! Send me to school by the way!"
"It's the Duanyi wine that Qiao Feng drank at Juxian Manor with the heroes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can find it out by searching online."
"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive!" I said, trying to divert my attention.
That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You're such a fat guy, you've lost a lot, don't steal the heroine's catchphrase!
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
Although he was woken up early in the morning, when he found out it was me, he immediately cheered up.
Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You're such a fat guy, you've lost a lot, don't steal the heroine's catchphrase!
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
Humph, it’s not your own money that’s being spent anyway, but the money of that upstart investor, so you don’t feel bad, do you
I thought about it and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Duanyi Wine' to me!"
So, I carefully dried the panties with a hair dryer.
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen and given to you by Miss Emily!"
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes anxiously. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
"Last time, I said I would pay back the 20,000 yuan to Ai Shuqiao, and I am ready!"
After doing radio gymnastics, I scaled the back wall of the school during the morning break and found a bank around the corner. (The reason why I went there after doing the broadcasting exercise was because I didn’t dare to run away anymore, otherwise the monitor’s gaze would have frozen me.) Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the number of Commissioner Wang of American Express Company.
"To confirm with you again, this amount will be sent by check to Ms. Ai Shuqiao's residence together with the tax refund form at the end of the month, with the words 'Duanyijiu' attached in the postscript. May I elaborate? What's wrong?"
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
"I'm sorry, what three words are they?" Commissioner Wang is definitely not a fan of martial arts novels.
"Squad monitor! Look! These two people were having such a lively fight with their underwear on their heads! It seems like the underwear thief and his accomplices were fighting in an alley because they were not sharing the spoils equally!"
asshole! asshole! Why didn't he make enough money with Shu Zhe's original underwear? Instead, he used his sister's underwear to pay off the debt of 20,000 yuan!
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
"Mr. Ye, do you need any services from us?" Commissioner Wang was as professional and polite as ever.
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the lid, and carefully placed Amy's underwear on the black velvet.
"Last time, I said I would pay back the 20,000 yuan to Ai Shuqiao, and I am ready!"
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
I thought about it and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Duanyi Wine' to me!"
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run in Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.
Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You're such a fat guy, you've lost a lot, don't steal the heroine's catchphrase!
Between selling my sister's underwear to Director Cao's ardent fan, and keeping the underwear for myself, it seems that the latter is more perverted!
"Last time, I said I would pay back the 20,000 yuan to Ai Shuqiao, and I am ready!"
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
Big Speaker watched the online video on his mobile phone, laughed heartily, and called the monitor to come and watch.
After saying nothing, I smiled and hung up the phone.
I replied angrily: "Yes! I got it! Just bring your bank card and drive to my house to get it! Send me to school by the way!"
"You prepared 20,000 yuan in one month?" Commissioner Wang was a little uneasy. He knew that I was only a junior high school student.
That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
"Yes, I earned it all from moving bricks and posting troll posts on the Internet. Those fifty-fifty cents in change are piled up all over the house!"
I thought about it and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Duanyi Wine' to me!"
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
Of course, in order to prevent me from doing such beastly things when I was mentally controlled by aliens, I had better transfer these underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.
So, I carefully dried the panties with a hair dryer.
But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.
After receiving the pink and white panties with lace and signed by Amy in English that I reluctantly gave him, Director Cao burst into tears of gratitude and actually knelt down for me in my living room.
The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run in Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.
I joked with Commissioner Wang and tried to forget that the 20,000 yuan was exchanged for my sister's underwear.
In fact, it would not be used to treat people to dinner anyway, it would be equivalent to eating your own sister's underwear! How do you want me to swallow it
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
After saying nothing, I smiled and hung up the phone.
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
Commissioner Wang laughed professionally, "Mr. Ye, you are so funny, so you are calling to ask for advice on how to transfer the money?"
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
Big Speaker watched the online video on his mobile phone, laughed heartily, and called the monitor to come and watch.
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
I replied angrily: "Yes! I got it! Just bring your bank card and drive to my house to get it! Send me to school by the way!"
"Yes!" I said angrily, "If I don't leave quickly, I might just treat someone to a meal and spend all my money!"
"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive!" I said, trying to divert my attention.
I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, in case Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, but actually went the extra mile and came back to steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , am I ready to cry without tears
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
"Although the faces of both of them can't be seen clearly, one of them is wearing the Qingzi Academy uniform!"
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
By the way, you should check to see if the remaining smell has been washed away, right? Make sure that what Director Cao gets is exactly the same as the new underwear taken out of the store shelf, except for Amy's signature!
In fact, it would not be used to treat people to dinner anyway, it would be equivalent to eating your own sister's underwear! How do you want me to swallow it
After doing radio gymnastics, I scaled the back wall of the school during the morning break and found a bank around the corner. (The reason why I went there after doing the broadcasting exercise was because I didn’t dare to run away anymore, otherwise the monitor’s gaze would have frozen me.) Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the number of Commissioner Wang of American Express Company.
As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Class 2 (3), I discovered something great.
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.
That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
So, I carefully dried the panties with a hair dryer.
"There is no mistake, Commissioner Wang, just do it like this. I am in a good mood now."
"It's the Duanyi wine that Qiao Feng drank at Juxian Manor with the heroes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can find it out by searching online."
I said: "Anyway, Amy gave it to her number one fan. I think you are quite fanatical. Since you are willing to pay 20,000 yuan, it is not impossible to transfer it to you..."
In response to the increasing number of comics, animations and games that focus on girls coming across the ocean from Japan, netizens have nicknamed the male protagonists in them, "The Devil Who Fucks Girls". I can't go down this path. The lost road!
Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her in an all-out battle, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.
"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer and will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. By then, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the document... By the way, you can also Add a postscript within six Chinese characters, do you want me to add a postscript for you?"
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
"You prepared 20,000 yuan in one month?" Commissioner Wang was a little uneasy. He knew that I was only a junior high school student.
After climbing over the wall and returning to campus, I informed Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him a bikini thong and that I had to postpone the delivery of the "coriander stuffed buns". He said unhappily:
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer and will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. By then, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the document... By the way, you can also Add a postscript within six Chinese characters, do you want me to add a postscript for you?"
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the lid, and carefully placed Amy's underwear on the black velvet.
After doing radio gymnastics, I scaled the back wall of the school during the morning break and found a bank around the corner. (The reason why I went there after doing the broadcasting exercise was because I didn’t dare to run away anymore, otherwise the monitor’s gaze would have frozen me.) Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the number of Commissioner Wang of American Express Company.
"Yes!" I said angrily, "If I don't leave quickly, I might just treat someone to a meal and spend all my money!"
I thought about it and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Duanyi Wine' to me!"
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes anxiously. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.
"I'm sorry, what three words are they?" Commissioner Wang is definitely not a fan of martial arts novels.
After saying nothing, I smiled and hung up the phone.
"Although the faces of both of them can't be seen clearly, one of them is wearing the Qingzi Academy uniform!"
Although there is no guarantee that Director Cao will put the underwear on his head immediately, or even do what lolicon fans would do, but Amy may not have worn these underwear originally, and it was later worn by Amy. I was covered in sweat and put it on my head. I have washed it three times with washing powder. It should be no different from a new pair of underwear.
"You prepared 20,000 yuan in one month?" Commissioner Wang was a little uneasy. He knew that I was only a junior high school student.
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
"It's the Duanyi wine that Qiao Feng drank at Juxian Manor with the heroes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can find it out by searching online."
Humph, it’s not your own money that’s being spent anyway, but the money of that upstart investor, so you don’t feel bad, do you
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
"It's the Duanyi wine that Qiao Feng drank at Juxian Manor with the heroes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can find it out by searching online."
"There is no mistake, Commissioner Wang, just do it like this. I am in a good mood now."
As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Class 2 (3), I discovered something great.
But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.
"I have found it." Commissioner Wang said, his efficiency is quite high.
"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive!" I said, trying to divert my attention.
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
Although there is no guarantee that Director Cao will put the underwear on his head immediately, or even do what lolicon fans would do, but Amy may not have worn these underwear originally, and it was later worn by Amy. I was covered in sweat and put it on my head. I have washed it three times with washing powder. It should be no different from a new pair of underwear.
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
"To confirm with you again, this amount will be sent by check to Ms. Ai Shuqiao's residence together with the tax refund form at the end of the month, with the words 'Duanyijiu' attached in the postscript. May I elaborate? What's wrong?"
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
"To confirm with you again, this amount will be sent by check to Ms. Ai Shuqiao's residence together with the tax refund form at the end of the month, with the words 'Duanyijiu' attached in the postscript. May I elaborate? What's wrong?"
"There is no mistake, Commissioner Wang, just do it like this. I am in a good mood now."
That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.
"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen and given to you by Miss Emily!"
After saying nothing, I smiled and hung up the phone.
"I have found it." Commissioner Wang said, his efficiency is quite high.
I can swear to the founding father Sun Yat-sen: As Amy’s brother, my love for my sister is different! often! pure! clean! of! I will never store my sister's underwear under the bed and use it for certain inappropriate things at certain inappropriate times! just! when! Something!
By the way, you should check to see if the remaining smell has been washed away, right? Make sure that what Director Cao gets is exactly the same as the new underwear taken out of the store shelf, except for Amy's signature!
Commissioner Wang laughed professionally, "Mr. Ye, you are so funny, so you are calling to ask for advice on how to transfer the money?"
As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Class 2 (3), I discovered something great.
As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Class 2 (3), I discovered something great.
I feel so reluctant to give up! Damn it! It's not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister's underwear, but giving my sister's underwear to others makes my brother's love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart!
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
After climbing over the wall and returning to campus, I informed Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him a bikini thong and that I had to postpone the delivery of the "coriander stuffed buns". He said unhappily:
Director Cao clenched his fist and swore:
In response to the increasing number of comics, animations and games that focus on girls coming across the ocean from Japan, netizens have nicknamed the male protagonists in them, "The Devil Who Fucks Girls". I can't go down this path. The lost road!
Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her in an all-out battle, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.
"Everyone promised him!"
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
By the way, you should check to see if the remaining smell has been washed away, right? Make sure that what Director Cao gets is exactly the same as the new underwear taken out of the store shelf, except for Amy's signature!
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run in Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.
"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan! How rude to use a box worth less than 10,000 yuan to pack Miss Emily's underwear!"
After being blown by the hot air from the hair dryer, the underwear felt warm in my hands. Could it be that the underwear just taken off Amy could reach a similar temperature
"Last time, I said I would pay back the 20,000 yuan to Ai Shuqiao, and I am ready!"
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
Eh? What are you thinking! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times! You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister, and all other delusions are prohibited!
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
I had lunch with Xiaoqin at the snack street. Xiong Yaoyue, who I bumped into by chance, came over and had a piece of fish steak, but she also treated me to a bottle of yoghurt.
"Mr. Ye, do you need any services from us?" Commissioner Wang was as professional and polite as ever.
Director Cao clenched his fist and swore:
I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.
So, I carefully dried the panties with a hair dryer.
Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in the water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked inventory at home and some bamboo charcoal bag gifts that are said to have strong odor adsorption power, unpacked many and placed them around the underwear, and they were absorbed. All night.
As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Class 2 (3), I discovered something great.
"Squad monitor! Look! These two people were having such a lively fight with their underwear on their heads! It seems like the underwear thief and his accomplices were fighting in an alley because they were not sharing the spoils equally!"
After climbing over the wall and returning to campus, I informed Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him a bikini thong and that I had to postpone the delivery of the "coriander stuffed buns". He said unhappily:
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
I had lunch with Xiaoqin at the snack street. Xiong Yaoyue, who I bumped into by chance, came over and had a piece of fish steak, but she also treated me to a bottle of yoghurt.
After doing radio gymnastics, I scaled the back wall of the school during the morning break and found a bank around the corner. (The reason why I went there after doing the broadcasting exercise was because I didn’t dare to run away anymore, otherwise the monitor’s gaze would have frozen me.) Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the number of Commissioner Wang of American Express Company.
That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
"Yes, I earned it all from moving bricks and posting troll posts on the Internet. Those fifty-fifty cents in change are piled up all over the house!"
Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in the water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked inventory at home and some bamboo charcoal bag gifts that are said to have strong odor adsorption power, unpacked many and placed them around the underwear, and they were absorbed. All night.
After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're smelling your sister's underwear! Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this behavior alone has already crossed the line!
I had lunch with Xiaoqin at the snack street. Xiong Yaoyue, who I bumped into by chance, came over and had a piece of fish steak, but she also treated me to a bottle of yoghurt.
After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in the water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked inventory at home and some bamboo charcoal bag gifts that are said to have strong odor adsorption power, unpacked many and placed them around the underwear, and they were absorbed. All night.
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Class 2 (3), I discovered something great.
The way he chewed gum reminded me that I also prepared a new business for him to blow up balloons and sell them! Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear
I can swear to the founding father Sun Yat-sen: As Amy’s brother, my love for my sister is different! often! pure! clean! of! I will never store my sister's underwear under the bed and use it for certain inappropriate things at certain inappropriate times! just! when! Something!
"Last time, I said I would pay back the 20,000 yuan to Ai Shuqiao, and I am ready!"
I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.
Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I was embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
Big Speaker watched the online video on his mobile phone, laughed heartily, and called the monitor to come and watch.
"Everyone promised him!"
Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her in an all-out battle, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.
After being blown by the hot air from the hair dryer, the underwear felt warm in my hands. Could it be that the underwear just taken off Amy could reach a similar temperature
In fact, it would not be used to treat people to dinner anyway, it would be equivalent to eating your own sister's underwear! How do you want me to swallow it
"Squad monitor! Look! These two people were having such a lively fight with their underwear on their heads! It seems like the underwear thief and his accomplices were fighting in an alley because they were not sharing the spoils equally!"
Wait, there seems to be an error in the logical relationship. If I didn't plan to pay back the money, then I wouldn't care about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
"You prepared 20,000 yuan in one month?" Commissioner Wang was a little uneasy. He knew that I was only a junior high school student.
"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive!" I said, trying to divert my attention.
Between selling my sister's underwear to Director Cao's ardent fan, and keeping the underwear for myself, it seems that the latter is more perverted!
"Everyone promised him!"
"The results were taken by residents of a nearby building with their mobile phones and posted online for everyone to see. They named it "Underwear on top of the head, magical power". The click rate skyrocketed and it immediately became the number one!"
Of course, in order to prevent me from doing such beastly things when I was mentally controlled by aliens, I had better transfer these underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.
"Everyone promised him!"
"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer and will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. By then, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the document... By the way, you can also Add a postscript within six Chinese characters, do you want me to add a postscript for you?"
"There is no mistake, Commissioner Wang, just do it like this. I am in a good mood now."
"Little Ye Zi! You called me so early. Could it be that it's about Miss Emily's underwear..."
Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.
"Although the faces of both of them can't be seen clearly, one of them is wearing the Qingzi Academy uniform!"
In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head on it, right
Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.
"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer and will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. By then, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the document... By the way, you can also Add a postscript within six Chinese characters, do you want me to add a postscript for you?"
On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.
"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation!"
But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.