The monitor snorted, "That person is Ye Lin! He has a Qingzi Academy uniform at home, and I saw him wearing it with my own eyes!"
"Master didn't steal other people's underwear! Master is not an underwear thief either!"
Although my facial features were not clear enough for the loudspeaker to recognize me, it was probably the Qingzi Academy clothes that interfered! I preconceptionally thought that I was a student of Qingzi Academy!
Xiong Yaoyue scratched her face, "Maybe it was an accident?"
"Squad leader... you, what are you doing? Don't come over!"
ah! Coming towards me! He already guessed that I was also watching that video, so he returned the phone to the inexplicably loud speaker and walked towards me with empty hands!
"Accident? Every year, so many underwear are blown downstairs by the wind. Is any passerby turned into like Ye Lin by such an accident? He is obviously a pervert! He must have stolen those underwear to masturbate! "
The squad leader's long hair shook like the roar of the sea.
"Only your city is good! You people in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou are all snobs!"
Xiong Yaoyue lowered her head and saw the paused video on my phone.
"By the way, Ye Lin, what are you arguing with the monitor about?"
Damn it, please stop pushing the video up! The level of shame is beyond the sky! In a few days, maybe it will spread to Japan and the United States, and people all over the world will laugh at us two perverts wearing underwear on our heads!
But Xiong Yaoyue spoke too loudly, and it seemed that it was impossible to keep the secret. Just when everyone in the class was about to suspect me of being an underwear thief, Eunuch Cao suddenly stood up.
"Where is Dongshan City? I've never heard of it. It's a small, third-rate city!"
At first, he used an extremely disappointed tone:
What an injustice! Although that pair of underwear did fall into my hands for a time, I later gave it to Xiaoqin who had no clean underwear to wear because of her menarche! Didn't you see her wearing it at Xiaoqin's house? (Though I think I just bought the same style by chance) Not good! The monitor's dark eyes slid slightly along his eyelids, and he immediately bit his lower lip! Do you want to understand something? Do you think that the underwear Xiaoqin is wearing is the same style as the underwear she lost? It is not just a coincidence, but a conspiracy on my part as an underwear thief!
I quickly paused the video on my phone, then lifted up my collar with both hands and curled up my neck, making myself look like a turtle.
Without further ado, I couldn't go over to watch it with the monitor, so I had to take out my mobile phone, quickly opened the website mentioned by the loudspeaker, and searched at the top of the video rankings.
"Not only is the master not the master, but the person he was fighting with is also not the underwear thief!"
I stole the underwear she lost. Not only did I steal it, I also gave it to Xiaoqin. I waited until it got the smell of Xiaoqin and then I found a way to take it back.
"No! The underwear thief is obviously your brother..."
Xiong Yaoyue frowned and thought hard, and finally came to a conclusion, but then said:
"I can't guarantee that Ye Lin is acting bravely, but I dare to assure you that he is not going back to masturbate just to steal underwear!"
Then if he masturbated with those underwear, wouldn't he be just humiliating two girls in his own delusion!
It's very perverted and shameless, but for the underwear thief, it's also a very fulfilling act!
Also, the squad leader was stolen by Shu Zhe a few months ago and was going to get the underwear sold by the school. Shu Zhe also put the blame on the underwear thief! Now the monitor might think that I stole her underwear!
"There has been another terrorist attack in Xinjiang. Fortunately, I don't live in Xinjiang."
"Please don't do regional attacks. The people I hate the most are you Northeasterners!"
That’s the second one! "Underwear on top of head, incredible power"! What an obscene name! The content of the video is as obscene as the name! Gym Leader Xu and I each showed off our special abilities, "Underpants Style Berserker Mode" versus "Real Underpants Style Taekwondo", the fight was like a sun and moon without light!
Xiong Yaoyue really patted her chest as she spoke. Her serious look made the monitor also fall silent.
What a foresight! Your math scores are not much better than Xiaoqin's!
"But, maybe Ye Lin is not an accomplice of the underwear thief, but is trying to stop him!"
"Master is making a movie with my father! It's all a sacrifice for art!!"
Finally, I was saved some face. I didn't speak too loudly, otherwise the rest of the class would have heard it.
Are you planning to choke my neck with your free hands
But the monitor is different! The monitor has seen me wearing this Qingzi Academy uniform! He even mended my buttons with his own hands! The most important thing is that I once wore this suit, turned on the berserker mode in front of the squad leader, and fought against the blind men Li Laoer and Zhao Baldy!
The monitor's eye circles were a little red.
"That's true. Looking at the comments on this video, it is more reliable to say that these two people are underwear thieves..."
"Don't you know? This is what happened in our Dongshan City. These two people were underwear thieves who had been rampant for several months. They fought because of the uneven distribution of the stolen goods!"
The monitor still looked dubious. By this time, the loudspeaker had shown the video to more people. Some people found that the person wearing the Qingzi Academy uniform looked like me, but they didn't dare to mention it.
"He actually won the fight in the end. God really doesn't have eyes, so why didn't he get kicked to death!"
In addition, the squad leader had turned his head and looked at me with eyes that could freeze someone to death!
Xiong Yaoyue opened her mouth wide and forgot to eat the popsicle for a while.
After a long while, the monitor asked in a low voice: "Xiao Xiong, what evidence do you have?"
Recalling it carefully, it seems that Xiaoqin told the squad leader, "These underwear were given to me by someone else," right? The monitor’s first target of suspicion was me!
Although this video was taken from a long distance away using a mobile phone camera with low pixels, what was taken was the back of Master Xu, and what was taken was my front!
"Do you really like girls' underwear so much? Are they still on your head? You... you've already taken my underwear and jerked it off, right?"
Girl, I appreciate you believing in me, but don’t curse yourself with such words all the time! You are so old-fashioned and warm-hearted, you will definitely marry into a good family!
"Why did you come back by yourself, where is Xiaoqin?" I blurted out.
"Ye Lin, when everyone suspected that you were the underwear thief, luckily I defended you, saying that you happened to be sleeping in the classroom when the underwear thief was seen several times. You have an alibi..."
"People from the south are all melons. Believe it or not, come to our northeast and hack you to death in minutes!"
"You actually shamelessly put the blame on my brother!?"
In the video, I also turned on the Berserker mode! The squad leader doesn't rub sand in his eyes. Just from the same movements, you can recognize it is me! The squad leader now thinks that I am an accomplice of the underwear thief, and because of the uneven distribution of the spoils, we have a life-or-death duel with him with his underwear on his head!
"The one on the other side is also nonsense! Use your fists to hit the opponent's knees head-on!"
"It turns out you are two people! You committed the crime separately and provided each other with alibi! No wonder I didn't catch you for more than two months!"
"Ask him!" The squad leader crossed his arms angrily.
I, I'm so touched! Xiong Yaoyue, I want to sworn brothers with you! Only you are willing to believe me now!
"Tell me, why do you want to be an underwear thief? Where are the underwear you stole from me now? You won't give it to the third girl again, right?"
"Damn, I'm completely off topic! Discuss the video with me, discuss the video's arrogance!"
"Are you a student from a martial arts school? Let's just compete. Why do you have to wear underwear on your head?"
"Squad leader, you are wrong to say that." Xiong Yaoyue said righteously with a straight face.
Xiong Yaoyue looked at the sky, "I have the evidence, but it's not convenient to tell you! In short, I guarantee that Ye Lin did not steal girls' underwear and go back to masturbate! If this is what I said casually, I will not be able to get married in the future!"
"It's not him or who else!" the squad leader said sadly.
"Monitor, you really misunderstood! That pair of underwear was stolen by your brother..."
"I'll choke you! That guy in the jacket, his leg skills are almost as good as those of Donnie Yen!"
"Ah, that's it! I saw it yesterday too!" Xiong Yaoyue said with a smile, "Speaking of which, one of them looks a bit like Ye Lin! But why is Ye Lin wearing the uniform of Qingzi Academy? Hahahaha~~ ~"
Finally, you can get the same pair of underwear worn by two girls!
The squad leader was unmoved, "If he was acting bravely, why did he put his underwear on his head?"
"You will never be allowed to enter our house again!"
I was so anxious that I didn't know how to explain it, but Xiong Yaoyue appeared at Xiaoqin's place at some point. She was eating a popsicle while listening to the conversation between me and the monitor without any taboo.
"It's just... they say that the second generation of rich people know martial arts, and gangsters can't stop them... "
The Underwear Thief is a two-person team, it’s me and the guy in the jacket in the video.
Xiong Yaoyue was halfway through her words when she saw the squad leader's murderous look and immediately stopped talking.
"Xiao Qin, she was unlucky enough to meet her math teacher. She was called to the office and asked why she was so bad at math and whether she was not interested in math or something... I was afraid of being nagged, so I ran back first! "
The squad leader took the loudspeaker phone and watched the video for a while, his face immediately covered with a layer of frost.
After a while, he suddenly woke up and asked: "Squad leader, do you suspect that Ye Lin is an underwear thief?"
The monitor, like a teacher on duty to check discipline, put one hand on my desk and put the other hand on his waist, looking down at me sitting on the stool.
"I heard from relatives in Dongshan City that the one who is good at boxing and wearing the uniform of a private school might be a rich second generation..."
Now that things have happened, I don't care about hiding it from Shu Zhe anymore.
Netizens left messages under the video:
The squad leader's logic gradually came together, and the "truth" finally formed probably looked like this:
"I'm not from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, I'm from Hangzhou! Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou are seriously polluted, how can they compare with us!"