"This is my master! You believe it this time!"
The subsequent story, of course, is that the hero avenges his master, eliminates harm for the people, goes through all kinds of hardships, and finally defeats the evil young man from Jinling with the help of his companions, and finally gets married to the heroine.
PHS provides untimely trivia.
Eunuch Cao glanced at Big Speaker arrogantly, wondering if he was still remembering the beating he received from Big Horn a few days ago because of the "Red Line Zone in the School" incident.
Could it be that when the time comes, the only way is to pretend to be weak so as to arouse your motherly nature of caring for the weak
"Did you really act this?" The monitor looked at the screen of his phone and then at me, the suspicion still lingering in his heart.
Don't worry, no one will compete with you. Just based on the looks and character of the two of you, everyone knows that you are biological.
At this time, Eunuch Cao was choked to death by the loudspeaker and could not utter a word.
What's rare is that Gong Caicai also curiously wanted to come over to see what was going on, but she couldn't squeeze in front and was too short, so she could only do it outside the crowd. Sun Yu enthusiastically asked Gong Caicai to stand in front of him. , Gong Caicai blushed and refused to accept.
At this time, everyone gathered around Eunuch Cao. The loudspeaker, PHS, squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue, and I were in the inner circle, and the others were in the outer circle, all waiting to hear what Eunuch Cao was going to say.
"Don't interrupt!" The squad leader glared at Eunuch Cao angrily.
"Do you still have to ask?" Mr. Cao said righteously, "How could two young talents in the martial arts world end up fighting each other over something like grabbing underwear?"
"Once an animal eats human flesh, it will like the taste of human flesh and will continue to eat it in the future."
"Look at this! Say it quickly!" The loudspeaker slammed the table, the sound was like thunder, and Eunuch Cao immediately withered.
"It's just... Master Ye and my father are cooperating to make a martial arts micro-movie! In it, there are real Kung Fu, tough guys, and a very smart dog as an animal actor!"
Damn it! PHS, your observation ability is incredible! With such a small mobile phone screen, you can actually tell that Wu Sheng suffers from depression. Instead of going to school, just set up a detective agency with Da Xiaoxiao to solve difficult cases!
Before I had time to think about it, Eunuch Cao had already pressed the play button on his mobile phone and let everyone watch the first episode of "The Battle of Jinling" on his 5-inch screen (one episode has been filmed so far).
The squad leader had a face as cold as ice. She said to the loudspeaker: "Strangle Cao Jingshen to death. I won't stop you this time."
"A dog that can act?" The monitor seemed interested.
"I said this person looks a bit familiar!" Big Speaker stared at the screen of his mobile phone, "But you said he was promoting a movie. What kind of movie did you make!"
Seeing the scene in the movie where the evil young man from Jinling showed a fierce look and tore the master in half with his bare hands, the monitor's lips trembled:
Eunuch Cao seemed to have been waiting for the loudspeaker's words for a long time. He placed his mobile phone in the middle of the desk and invited everyone to take a look.
Big Speaker doesn't particularly believe it, "It's all nonsense. Even if you said you filmed "Titanic", your upper lip touched your lower lip - is there any evidence?"
The monitor's eyes have turned into black holes that can destroy everything!
I have said before that the story summary of the movie "The Battle of Jinling" is:
No, a washboard is already light to you, right? Do you have to punish me by kneeling down on the instant noodles, and then not break them, and give me a kick if I break a piece? Or punish me by kneeling down on the remote control, and give me a slap in the face, or even kneel down with a steel ball or wire brush, or even worse, throw me away. Go into the washing machine and do centrifugal exercise!
Take me for example, even if I am a pure man and a tough Spartan, I may not be able to defeat the double aura of the "Justice Demon" + "My Wife" when the time comes? If I do something I can't do to you, I'll have to kneel on the washboard every day and be punished!
Ah, it’s over! The phone was taken away by Xiong Yaoyue! The monitor saw the preview of the next episode! The main content of the preview for the next episode is: the heroine will be raped by the evil young man from Jinling, and other girls in the orphanage will also be raped by the evil young man from Jinling!
Are you jealous of a big bad guy like Jinling Bad Young Master, and there are dogs willing to follow him
"Such a bloody and violent film, no one cares about it when it is posted online..."
"Ah! The trademark of the costume of the servant behind the evil boy in Jinling has leaked out!"
"What do you know!" Eunuch Cao curled his lips and said, "That's makeup! Makeup! Changing your age or something is just a piece of cake! But... a fat girl like you can't lose weight no matter how much makeup you put on. …”
The title sequence is very short. Under the four cursive Chinese characters "Bloody Battle of Jinling" written like blood, the four small characters "Director: Cao Jing" are also very eye-catching.
I don’t want to do something so embarrassing! I want to be the head of the family! Don't be a dangerous detective, stay at home and be a housewife! As long as I am responsible for cooking for me and providing me with a knee pillow when I return with my tired body!
Xiong Yaoyue always pays attention to things that are different from others.
There was basically no male protagonist in the first episode. Instead, there were more scenes of the evil boy from Jinling. When he appeared in his big house with his hands behind his back, dressed in fine clothes, and a sinister smile on his face, Eunuch Cao immediately pointed at him. mobile screen says:
So after killing all the masters in the city, he turned his attention to his master, found the village where the master lived in seclusion, and killed the master as well.
Eunuch Cao's statement not only puzzled the squad leader and others, but even me, the client, was confused.
But it doesn’t look like a dog, but more like a wolf! He is at least half of the Mongolian steppe wolf, and he will howl at the moon at night!
When the evil young man from Jinling stroked the white-eyed wolf's head, an imperceptible smile appeared on the monitor's lips, and there was also a hint of jealousy.
We do look similar, but he is older than me after all. Can he fool the monitor and others? Also... why do I think it's not a good idea to play them the video of "The Battle of Jinling"
As expected, Eunuch Cao's plan was to impersonate me with Wu Sheng, one of the leading actors in "The Battle of Jinling", who plays the villain boss Jinling's bad boy.
But after seeing the plot below, the monitor's expression changed.
It sounds like a very ordinary martial arts story, but because it was directed by Director Cao, the film is filled with strange scenes and discordant scenes that look like porn movies.
Big Speaker's eyes were as wide as buns.
"Master acted it!" Eunuch Cao hissed, "Master's eyes are melancholy because, because Master originally wanted to play a positive role!"
Make no mistake, that's a wolf! According to Director Cao, the daily fee charged by the animal trainer accounts for one-tenth of the total filming cost!
"Ye Lin's acting is not good," Xiaolingtong said quietly, "The evil young man from Jinling is obviously a domineering person, there shouldn't be such hesitation in his eyes."
Before he could finish his sentence, a loudspeaker strangled his neck. If the squad leader hadn't stepped forward to stop him, Eunuch Cao would have been killed on the spot.
"This old master deserves it!" Xiong Yaoyue held the finished popsicle stick in her mouth, "If you know that the other person's character is not good, don't teach him his true skills! Even the cat didn't teach the tiger to climb the tree!"
But Eunuch Cao was very excited and repeated in a very lewd way: "Okay, I won't interrupt."
"Actually, this martial arts micro-movie called "The Battle of Jinling" has been released for almost two months! However, the Chinese nation's martial heart has been polished in peacetime, so this movie has not received special attention. ! Because of this, we have to shoot a video that can cause controversy and build momentum for the movie!"
So cute! The cruelty is the best in the world!
Ah, the monitor's expression is so fierce! Why do I suddenly feel that no matter who marries the squad leader, he will eventually become a henpecker!
The evil young man from Jinling ordered the white-eyed wolf to eat the master's corpse! Eat it with big mouthfuls! It tastes so delicious! You eat with your mouth full of blood and you still look at the owner and smile! Monitor, why are you staring at me? I didn't write the script! And that actor is actually Wu Sheng, not me! Are you blaming me for teaching such a cute dog a bad lesson
"Cao Jing is my father." Eunuch Cao said proudly.
Eunuch Cao talked a lot. I don’t know if he blinded anyone. In short, everyone knew that the person who appeared in the video was indeed me.
The hero's master once taught in a wealthy family before returning to the mountain village, and taught the evil young master Jinling Kung Fu.
Not only is the coat white, but the outer rings of the eyes are also white! Just call it white-eyed wolf!
"How dare I interrupt the monitor in front of the master? If I want to interrupt, the master will do it..."
"If you think about it carefully, this is totally unreasonable! The only explanation is that we deliberately put this video online! This is a kind of performance art... No! It is a promotion we made to get attention for the movie. Activity!"
As an orphan, the heroine lived a poor life with her sisters in the Futian Courtyard in the countryside, but the evil young man from Jinling broke into the house! There are no martial arts masters here at all. It doesn't fit his character at all for him to come here! Director Cao, since you only like to make porn movies, go back to Japan!
The 5-minute micro-movie came to an end soon. I quickly picked up my phone and planned to turn off the video, but Xiong Yaoyue grabbed me and said, "Wait! There seems to be a preview of the next episode!"
At this time, what the squad leader had been waiting for, the white pet dog that was inseparable from the bad boy Jinling, finally appeared.
"Eh? If you say they look alike, they really look alike, but... they look a bit older!"
Just because of the preview of the next episode, I had to turn off the video immediately! I remember Director Cao’s trailer for the next episode, which was as good as an porn film!
But the evil young man from Jinling is a scumbag, but he is extremely talented. The master taught him the "Blood Demon Shura Kung Fu", and he was able to master it even when he couldn't even reach the ninth level. What will you do after you finish practicing? Just look for masters everywhere to kill and play.