"Eh? Did Ye Lin actually do a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly!"
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
"Ye Lin is a perfect match to play the bad guy! The actors who have appeared in our 28th Middle School include village tyrant Liu Heigou, profiteer Xu Weiyang, traitor Wang Fugui, and rapist Ye Lin..."
Big Speaker threw aside the dying Eunuch Cao, came over and said.
"Why use such a shameless video to build momentum?" The monitor couldn't understand.
"Ye Lin is a perfect match to play the bad guy! The actors who have appeared in our 28th Middle School include village tyrant Liu Heigou, profiteer Xu Weiyang, traitor Wang Fugui, and rapist Ye Lin..."
What else do you want to see clearly? Wu Sheng is half-naked in the movie. If you have seen my frontal muscles, you will definitely know at the first glance that they are not mine! If you don’t believe me, I’ll take off my clothes and show them to you on site!
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
how? Did you forget it’s acting? Do you really think that the little cat was raped by the white-eyed wolf, or that the girls in Futianyuan were raped by me
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
"I guess it's because Ye Lin's education level is too low and he can't read his lines, right? He deserves it! This time, he will regret it less when the book is used!"
"What a personalityless stage name." PHS commented.
Some people like to say this with the benefit of hindsight.
"To act in such a shameless movie..." the monitor said bitterly.
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Some people like to say this with the benefit of hindsight.
"To act in such a shameless movie..." the monitor said bitterly.
I took the notebook over with an ominous premonition, and saw that the math teacher who was chubby, responsible, and kind-looking - for example - was changed like this... ╭┐┌╮╭┘└┘└╮ └┐. ．┌┘──╮╭┴──┤★├╮│oo││●╰┬──╯│..\__
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
Before he finished speaking, an even more shameless scene appeared! While the evil young man from Jinling was raping the heroine and the sisters from Futianyuan, his pet dog, Comrade Baiyanlang, also brutally raped a small tabby cat that the girls had together!
how? Did you forget it’s acting? Do you really think that the little cat was raped by the white-eyed wolf, or that the girls in Futianyuan were raped by me
However, Xiong Yaoyue secretly found me after class, poked me with her elbow, and said to me with a smile on her face:
Humans and dogs have a clear understanding of each other! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The monitor was so angry that he was about to explode!
"Why not just let Ye Lin play the villain?" Someone asked, "Didn't his face grow just to play the bad guy?"
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
Both Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue frowned, "Really? It almost confused us!"
"That's why dad came up with this trick, asking the master and the male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling" to wear underwear on their heads to attract attention and win attention for the second and third episodes!"
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
"Whenever I can be like you, not afraid of anything..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much that you dare to make a movie!"
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
I took the notebook over with an ominous premonition, and saw that the math teacher who was chubby, responsible, and kind-looking - for example - was changed like this... ╭┐┌╮╭┘└┘└╮ └┐. ．┌┘──╮╭┴──┤★├╮│oo││●╰┬──╯│..\__
"It's indeed a bitch." PHS nodded.
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
What’s the point! Are you saying that the "rape between a human and a dog" in the trailer for the next episode is very interesting
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
"It's indeed a bitch." PHS nodded.
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
"Humph, anyway, I believe that as a gay, you won't masturbate with girls' underwear! If you want to masturbate, you have to use boy's underwear!"
The monitor's anger eased slightly.
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
"Although I didn't play the villainous young man in Jinling, but... I was his stand-in! The scene where he somersaulted in the middle of the movie was my stand-in!"
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
Some people like to say this with the benefit of hindsight.
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
how? Did you forget it’s acting? Do you really think that the little cat was raped by the white-eyed wolf, or that the girls in Futianyuan were raped by me
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
What else do you want to see clearly? Wu Sheng is half-naked in the movie. If you have seen my frontal muscles, you will definitely know at the first glance that they are not mine! If you don’t believe me, I’ll take off my clothes and show them to you on site!
"Is it true that the spoils are still unevenly divided?"
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
That’s not me, it’s Wu Sheng! And the white-eyed wolf is actually a bitch! What a surprise! Tamer, you are awesome! You can actually teach a female dog to play the role of a male dog and rape a kitten! The little tabby cat stayed motionless under the white-eyed wolf. Did you teach it too
Humans and dogs have a clear understanding of each other! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The monitor was so angry that he was about to explode!
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
What else do you want to see clearly? Wu Sheng is half-naked in the movie. If you have seen my frontal muscles, you will definitely know at the first glance that they are not mine! If you don’t believe me, I’ll take off my clothes and show them to you on site!
wait wait wait! I'm not done yet! I quickly called them back before everyone spread the rumor.
In the final cast list, the words "Wu Sheng, the villain of Jinling" were typed.
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
"There is no classmate Ye Lin in the movie "The Battle of Jinling", not even his back." Xiao Qin said with great certainty, "But the person with the underwear on his head fighting with others is indeed classmate Ye Lin... Whose underwear does it belong to?" Even if you can't defeat the opponent and need to transform, you should at least use your girlfriend... use my underwear!"
"It's indeed a bitch." PHS nodded.
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
At this time, "The Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class. The students said loudly to those who came back from lunch break:
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
"To act in such a shameless movie..." the monitor said bitterly.
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
Fuck your sister, Long Ao Tian! I don’t have the air of a domineering king, I don’t pull a domineering cock, and even you don’t bow down under my jeans. Why do I dare to call Long Aotian!
In addition, Xiaoqin heard the rumors that I was going to act in a movie, and after watching the videos of "The Battle of Jinling" and "Underwear on the Top of My Head, Mysterious Powers", she didn't express too much surprise.
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"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
Big Speaker threw aside the dying Eunuch Cao, came over and said.
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
Going back in time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew pictures. of his portraits.
"What a personalityless stage name." PHS commented.
"Don't do that again! In fact, it's very common for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you are my best friend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, just come to me! You bought it for yourself Just lend me those women's underwear too!"
"Don't do that again! In fact, it's very common for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you are my best friend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, just come to me! You bought it for yourself Just lend me those women's underwear too!"
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
I said without changing my expression: "Of course it does! I appeared as a stand-in in the movie's promotional video. Is there anything strange about it? It's all for publicity! By the way, the guy I fought with is not an underwear thief, and " The male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling"! You didn't see it clearly because the pixels were too low!"
Going back in time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew pictures. of his portraits.
Fuck your sister, Long Ao Tian! I don’t have the air of a domineering king, I don’t pull a domineering cock, and even you don’t bow down under my jeans. Why do I dare to call Long Aotian!
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much that you dare to make a movie!"
Going back in time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew pictures. of his portraits.
(__)/oo\\________\/\---\\//\\\\_
__/___/The drawing looks like this:
At this time, "The Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class. The students said loudly to those who came back from lunch break:
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__/___/The drawing looks like this:
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
Surprisingly, when Gong Caicai met me by chance in the corridor, she also said to me:
"Eh? Did Ye Lin actually do a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly!"
"This is a great sacrifice for art, full of dedication. Don't you, monitor, not understand!"
At this time, the class bell rang, because this set of lies was much more true than before. The monitor said nothing more, frowned, and returned to his seat.
"Humph, anyway, I believe that as a gay, you won't masturbate with girls' underwear! If you want to masturbate, you have to use boy's underwear!"
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
"Eh? Really? I said, why does that back look so much like Ye Lin!"
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
What’s the point! Are you saying that the "rape between a human and a dog" in the trailer for the next episode is very interesting
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
how? Did you forget it’s acting? Do you really think that the little cat was raped by the white-eyed wolf, or that the girls in Futianyuan were raped by me
Humans and dogs have a clear understanding of each other! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The monitor was so angry that he was about to explode!
At this point, we can only take one step at a time. Mr. Xu, I didn’t rape your girlfriend!
What’s the point! Are you saying that the "rape between a human and a dog" in the trailer for the next episode is very interesting
"Ye Lin is a perfect match to play the bad guy! The actors who have appeared in our 28th Middle School include village tyrant Liu Heigou, profiteer Xu Weiyang, traitor Wang Fugui, and rapist Ye Lin..."
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I go to the photo studio to take pictures, I tremble for a long time..."
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
"Don't do that again! In fact, it's very common for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you are my best friend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, just come to me! You bought it for yourself Just lend me those women's underwear too!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much that you dare to make a movie!"
"Speaking of which, you are under too much pressure because your relationship is not understood! You use those stolen underwear for yourself, right?"
(__)/oo\\________\/\---\\//\\\\_
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
Damn it, who is the rapist? You say it’s okay for me to kill people and set fires, but don’t say rape! By spreading rumors like this, my reputation will be even worse than the first three!
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
In the final cast list, the words "Wu Sheng, the villain of Jinling" were typed.
"Eh? Did Ye Lin actually do a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly!"
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
"Ye Lin is a perfect match to play the bad guy! The actors who have appeared in our 28th Middle School include village tyrant Liu Heigou, profiteer Xu Weiyang, traitor Wang Fugui, and rapist Ye Lin..."
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
"I guess it's because Ye Lin's education level is too low and he can't read his lines, right? He deserves it! This time, he will regret it less when the book is used!"
I said without changing my expression: "Of course it does! I appeared as a stand-in in the movie's promotional video. Is there anything strange about it? It's all for publicity! By the way, the guy I fought with is not an underwear thief, and " The male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling"! You didn't see it clearly because the pixels were too low!"
wait wait wait! I'm not done yet! I quickly called them back before everyone spread the rumor.
Damn it, don’t misunderstand me like that! Who wants to exchange underwear with you? If the squad leader or Xiaoqin finds out, I will die without a burial place!
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
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Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
"Why not just let Ye Lin play the villain?" Someone asked, "Didn't his face grow just to play the bad guy?"
I didn’t expect that the squad leader would understand me so deeply without even realizing it!
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
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The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
Big Speaker threw aside the dying Eunuch Cao, came over and said.
Both Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue frowned, "Really? It almost confused us!"
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
There is a fart back! Not even a somersault! Sure enough, ordinary people are creatures that are easily deceived! It’s so easy to be a politician!
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
"That's why dad came up with this trick, asking the master and the male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling" to wear underwear on their heads to attract attention and win attention for the second and third episodes!"
That’s not me, it’s Wu Sheng! And the white-eyed wolf is actually a bitch! What a surprise! Tamer, you are awesome! You can actually teach a female dog to play the role of a male dog and rape a kitten! The little tabby cat stayed motionless under the white-eyed wolf. Did you teach it too
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much that you dare to make a movie!"
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"That's why dad came up with this trick, asking the master and the male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling" to wear underwear on their heads to attract attention and win attention for the second and third episodes!"
Eh? By the way, monitor, where did you recognize me? Could it be that when you saw the half-naked Wu Sheng, you found that his muscles were not as strong as mine? Because at Xiaoqin's house, you once saw me wearing only a tight vest to show off my muscles, so you decided it wasn't me
Humans and dogs have a clear understanding of each other! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The monitor was so angry that he was about to explode!
"Whenever I can be like you, not afraid of anything..."
"It's indeed a bitch." PHS nodded.
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"Is it true that the spoils are still unevenly divided?"
"Eh? Did Ye Lin actually do a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly!"
(__)/oo\\________\/\---\\//\\\\_
"There is no classmate Ye Lin in the movie "The Battle of Jinling", not even his back." Xiao Qin said with great certainty, "But the person with the underwear on his head fighting with others is indeed classmate Ye Lin... Whose underwear does it belong to?" Even if you can't defeat the opponent and need to transform, you should at least use your girlfriend... use my underwear!"
I didn’t expect that the squad leader would understand me so deeply without even realizing it!
"Speaking of which, you are under too much pressure because your relationship is not understood! You use those stolen underwear for yourself, right?"
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I go to the photo studio to take pictures, I tremble for a long time..."
"Eh? Did Ye Lin actually do a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly!"
So I called all the interested people over and told them that the person filming with Director Cao is called Wu Sheng, nicknamed "Brother Melancholy". He is also considered a celebrity in the drama academy. If you have friends from the drama academy, You can ask in person. He and I just look alike. Director Cao filmed "The Battle of Jinling" with him and has nothing to do with me.
"Is it true that the spoils are still unevenly divided?"
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much that you dare to make a movie!"
__/___/The drawing looks like this:
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The classmates who gradually believed my rhetoric raised objections:
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
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Big Speaker threw aside the dying Eunuch Cao, came over and said.
There is a fart back! Not even a somersault! Sure enough, ordinary people are creatures that are easily deceived! It’s so easy to be a politician!
I took the notebook over with an ominous premonition, and saw that the math teacher who was chubby, responsible, and kind-looking - for example - was changed like this... ╭┐┌╮╭┘└┘└╮ └┐. ．┌┘──╮╭┴──┤★├╮│oo││●╰┬──╯│..\__
"So, the fight between the underwear on the head and the underwear thief is not a promotional activity for the movie?"
Both Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue frowned, "Really? It almost confused us!"
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
"Don't do that again! In fact, it's very common for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you are my best friend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, just come to me! You bought it for yourself Just lend me those women's underwear too!"
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
"Is it true that the spoils are still unevenly divided?"
"Although I didn't play the villainous young man in Jinling, but... I was his stand-in! The scene where he somersaulted in the middle of the movie was my stand-in!"
In the final cast list, the words "Wu Sheng, the villain of Jinling" were typed.
In the final cast list, the words "Wu Sheng, the villain of Jinling" were typed.
"Don't do that again! In fact, it's very common for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you are my best friend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, just come to me! You bought it for yourself Just lend me those women's underwear too!"
I said without changing my expression: "Of course it does! I appeared as a stand-in in the movie's promotional video. Is there anything strange about it? It's all for publicity! By the way, the guy I fought with is not an underwear thief, and " The male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling"! You didn't see it clearly because the pixels were too low!"
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
wait wait wait! I'm not done yet! I quickly called them back before everyone spread the rumor.
At this time, the class bell rang, because this set of lies was much more true than before. The monitor said nothing more, frowned, and returned to his seat.
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"Eh? Really? I said, why does that back look so much like Ye Lin!"
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
"Although I didn't play the villainous young man in Jinling, but... I was his stand-in! The scene where he somersaulted in the middle of the movie was my stand-in!"
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
"Humph, anyway, I believe that as a gay, you won't masturbate with girls' underwear! If you want to masturbate, you have to use boy's underwear!"
Eh? By the way, monitor, where did you recognize me? Could it be that when you saw the half-naked Wu Sheng, you found that his muscles were not as strong as mine? Because at Xiaoqin's house, you once saw me wearing only a tight vest to show off my muscles, so you decided it wasn't me
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
At this time, the class bell rang, because this set of lies was much more true than before. The monitor said nothing more, frowned, and returned to his seat.
This is not entirely a lie, because Wu Sheng refused to insert soft advertisements in the film and wore a Rolex watch on his wrist. Director Cao did invite me to travel abroad for him.
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
"To act in such a shameless movie..." the monitor said bitterly.
"Eh? Really? I said, why does that back look so much like Ye Lin!"
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
Both Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue frowned, "Really? It almost confused us!"
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
Some people like to say this with the benefit of hindsight.
That’s not me, it’s Wu Sheng! And the white-eyed wolf is actually a bitch! What a surprise! Tamer, you are awesome! You can actually teach a female dog to play the role of a male dog and rape a kitten! The little tabby cat stayed motionless under the white-eyed wolf. Did you teach it too
"What a personalityless stage name." PHS commented.
This is not entirely a lie, because Wu Sheng refused to insert soft advertisements in the film and wore a Rolex watch on his wrist. Director Cao did invite me to travel abroad for him.
Some people like to say this with the benefit of hindsight.
There is a fart back! Not even a somersault! Sure enough, ordinary people are creatures that are easily deceived! It’s so easy to be a politician!
Both Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue frowned, "Really? It almost confused us!"
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I go to the photo studio to take pictures, I tremble for a long time..."
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
"To act in such a shameless movie..." the monitor said bitterly.
"To act in such a shameless movie..." the monitor said bitterly.
"Don't do that again! In fact, it's very common for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you are my best friend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, just come to me! You bought it for yourself Just lend me those women's underwear too!"
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
"Speaking of which, you are under too much pressure because your relationship is not understood! You use those stolen underwear for yourself, right?"
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
I said without changing my expression: "Of course it does! I appeared as a stand-in in the movie's promotional video. Is there anything strange about it? It's all for publicity! By the way, the guy I fought with is not an underwear thief, and " The male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling"! You didn't see it clearly because the pixels were too low!"
"Eh? Really? I said, why does that back look so much like Ye Lin!"
What’s the point! Are you saying that the "rape between a human and a dog" in the trailer for the next episode is very interesting
That’s not me, it’s Wu Sheng! And the white-eyed wolf is actually a bitch! What a surprise! Tamer, you are awesome! You can actually teach a female dog to play the role of a male dog and rape a kitten! The little tabby cat stayed motionless under the white-eyed wolf. Did you teach it too
Who the hell can't read lines? Although I always write in white, my reading skills are very good! All thanks to dad’s old martial arts novels! When I was in third grade, I finished reading "The Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses" while eating pimple soup!
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Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I go to the photo studio to take pictures, I tremble for a long time..."
At this point, we can only take one step at a time. Mr. Xu, I didn’t rape your girlfriend!
Humans and dogs have a clear understanding of each other! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The monitor was so angry that he was about to explode!
The classmates who gradually believed my rhetoric raised objections:
"I guess it's because Ye Lin's education level is too low and he can't read his lines, right? He deserves it! This time, he will regret it less when the book is used!"
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
"Why use such a shameless video to build momentum?" The monitor couldn't understand.
"So, the fight between the underwear on the head and the underwear thief is not a promotional activity for the movie?"
However, Xiong Yaoyue secretly found me after class, poked me with her elbow, and said to me with a smile on her face:
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I go to the photo studio to take pictures, I tremble for a long time..."
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
"Eh? Did Ye Lin actually do a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly!"
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I go to the photo studio to take pictures, I tremble for a long time..."
Before he finished speaking, an even more shameless scene appeared! While the evil young man from Jinling was raping the heroine and the sisters from Futianyuan, his pet dog, Comrade Baiyanlang, also brutally raped a small tabby cat that the girls had together!
"That's why dad came up with this trick, asking the master and the male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling" to wear underwear on their heads to attract attention and win attention for the second and third episodes!"
In addition, Xiaoqin heard the rumors that I was going to act in a movie, and after watching the videos of "The Battle of Jinling" and "Underwear on the Top of My Head, Mysterious Powers", she didn't express too much surprise.
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
Both Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue frowned, "Really? It almost confused us!"
At this time, the class bell rang, because this set of lies was much more true than before. The monitor said nothing more, frowned, and returned to his seat.
At this time, "The Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class. The students said loudly to those who came back from lunch break:
"This is a great sacrifice for art, full of dedication. Don't you, monitor, not understand!"
I said without changing my expression: "Of course it does! I appeared as a stand-in in the movie's promotional video. Is there anything strange about it? It's all for publicity! By the way, the guy I fought with is not an underwear thief, and " The male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling"! You didn't see it clearly because the pixels were too low!"
"Speaking of which, you are under too much pressure because your relationship is not understood! You use those stolen underwear for yourself, right?"
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
The monitor's anger eased slightly.
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
"Whenever I can be like you, not afraid of anything..."
At this time, the class bell rang, because this set of lies was much more true than before. The monitor said nothing more, frowned, and returned to his seat.
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
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"Why use such a shameless video to build momentum?" The monitor couldn't understand.
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
This is not entirely a lie, because Wu Sheng refused to insert soft advertisements in the film and wore a Rolex watch on his wrist. Director Cao did invite me to travel abroad for him.
Damn it, don’t misunderstand me like that! Who wants to exchange underwear with you? If the squad leader or Xiaoqin finds out, I will die without a burial place!
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
Eh? By the way, monitor, where did you recognize me? Could it be that when you saw the half-naked Wu Sheng, you found that his muscles were not as strong as mine? Because at Xiaoqin's house, you once saw me wearing only a tight vest to show off my muscles, so you decided it wasn't me
wait wait wait! I'm not done yet! I quickly called them back before everyone spread the rumor.
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
"Why use such a shameless video to build momentum?" The monitor couldn't understand.
"Ye Lin is a perfect match to play the bad guy! The actors who have appeared in our 28th Middle School include village tyrant Liu Heigou, profiteer Xu Weiyang, traitor Wang Fugui, and rapist Ye Lin..."
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
The classmates who gradually believed my rhetoric raised objections:
"Why not just let Ye Lin play the villain?" Someone asked, "Didn't his face grow just to play the bad guy?"
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
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"I guess it's because Ye Lin's education level is too low and he can't read his lines, right? He deserves it! This time, he will regret it less when the book is used!"
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
Humans and dogs have a clear understanding of each other! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The monitor was so angry that he was about to explode!
In the final cast list, the words "Wu Sheng, the villain of Jinling" were typed.
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
Damn it, who is the rapist? You say it’s okay for me to kill people and set fires, but don’t say rape! By spreading rumors like this, my reputation will be even worse than the first three!
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
"Why not just let Ye Lin play the villain?" Someone asked, "Didn't his face grow just to play the bad guy?"
Who the hell can't read lines? Although I always write in white, my reading skills are very good! All thanks to dad’s old martial arts novels! When I was in third grade, I finished reading "The Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses" while eating pimple soup!
"So, the fight between the underwear on the head and the underwear thief is not a promotional activity for the movie?"
Fuck your sister, Long Ao Tian! I don’t have the air of a domineering king, I don’t pull a domineering cock, and even you don’t bow down under my jeans. Why do I dare to call Long Aotian!
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
___\\_
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
However, Xiong Yaoyue secretly found me after class, poked me with her elbow, and said to me with a smile on her face:
"Speaking of which, you are under too much pressure because your relationship is not understood! You use those stolen underwear for yourself, right?"
Before he finished speaking, an even more shameless scene appeared! While the evil young man from Jinling was raping the heroine and the sisters from Futianyuan, his pet dog, Comrade Baiyanlang, also brutally raped a small tabby cat that the girls had together!
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
"There is no classmate Ye Lin in the movie "The Battle of Jinling", not even his back." Xiao Qin said with great certainty, "But the person with the underwear on his head fighting with others is indeed classmate Ye Lin... Whose underwear does it belong to?" Even if you can't defeat the opponent and need to transform, you should at least use your girlfriend... use my underwear!"
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
Before he finished speaking, an even more shameless scene appeared! While the evil young man from Jinling was raping the heroine and the sisters from Futianyuan, his pet dog, Comrade Baiyanlang, also brutally raped a small tabby cat that the girls had together!
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
"Although I didn't play the villainous young man in Jinling, but... I was his stand-in! The scene where he somersaulted in the middle of the movie was my stand-in!"
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
"Speaking of which, you are under too much pressure because your relationship is not understood! You use those stolen underwear for yourself, right?"
This is not entirely a lie, because Wu Sheng refused to insert soft advertisements in the film and wore a Rolex watch on his wrist. Director Cao did invite me to travel abroad for him.
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
Eh? Didn't you swear that I didn't steal underwear to masturbate? And he made a poisonous oath that made it impossible for him to get married? Why are you saying that now
Going back in time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew pictures. of his portraits.
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
__/___/The drawing looks like this:
"What a personalityless stage name." PHS commented.
At this time, "The Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class. The students said loudly to those who came back from lunch break:
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"Humph, anyway, I believe that as a gay, you won't masturbate with girls' underwear! If you want to masturbate, you have to use boy's underwear!"
Moreover, the so-called rape scene is just a spliced montage of shots, under dim light, allowing the audience to guess what happened... No matter how courageous Director Cao is, he would not dare to openly upload pornographic videos!
Damn it, don’t misunderstand me like that! Who wants to exchange underwear with you? If the squad leader or Xiaoqin finds out, I will die without a burial place!
"Ye Lin is a perfect match to play the bad guy! The actors who have appeared in our 28th Middle School include village tyrant Liu Heigou, profiteer Xu Weiyang, traitor Wang Fugui, and rapist Ye Lin..."
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
At this time, "The Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class. The students said loudly to those who came back from lunch break:
"Speaking of which, you are under too much pressure because your relationship is not understood! You use those stolen underwear for yourself, right?"
YY
There is a fart back! Not even a somersault! Sure enough, ordinary people are creatures that are easily deceived! It’s so easy to be a politician!
"I guess it's because Ye Lin's education level is too low and he can't read his lines, right? He deserves it! This time, he will regret it less when the book is used!"
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"Why use such a shameless video to build momentum?" The monitor couldn't understand.
(__)/oo\\________\/\---\\//\\\\_
I said without changing my expression: "Of course it does! I appeared as a stand-in in the movie's promotional video. Is there anything strange about it? It's all for publicity! By the way, the guy I fought with is not an underwear thief, and " The male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling"! You didn't see it clearly because the pixels were too low!"
"Although I didn't play the villainous young man in Jinling, but... I was his stand-in! The scene where he somersaulted in the middle of the movie was my stand-in!"
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
At this time, the class bell rang, because this set of lies was much more true than before. The monitor said nothing more, frowned, and returned to his seat.
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
"Don't do that again! In fact, it's very common for good sisters to exchange underwear! Since you are my best friend, if you want to wear girls' underwear in the future, just come to me! You bought it for yourself Just lend me those women's underwear too!"
"Wu Sheng is the master, and the master is Wu Sheng! That is the stage name given by the master!"
The monitor's anger eased slightly.
What’s the point! Are you saying that the "rape between a human and a dog" in the trailer for the next episode is very interesting
"I guess it's because Ye Lin's education level is too low and he can't read his lines, right? He deserves it! This time, he will regret it less when the book is used!"
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
"Whenever I can be like you, not afraid of anything..."
Damn it, don’t misunderstand me like that! Who wants to exchange underwear with you? If the squad leader or Xiaoqin finds out, I will die without a burial place!
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
So I called all the interested people over and told them that the person filming with Director Cao is called Wu Sheng, nicknamed "Brother Melancholy". He is also considered a celebrity in the drama academy. If you have friends from the drama academy, You can ask in person. He and I just look alike. Director Cao filmed "The Battle of Jinling" with him and has nothing to do with me.
Yes, to your sister! You have come to another bizarre conclusion! Fortunately, I wanted to sworn brothers with you just now!
I didn’t expect that the squad leader would understand me so deeply without even realizing it!
Humans and dogs have a clear understanding of each other! Look at each other and smile! The synchronization rate is 400%! The monitor was so angry that he was about to explode!
Surprisingly, when Gong Caicai met me by chance in the corridor, she also said to me:
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
That’s not me, it’s Wu Sheng! And the white-eyed wolf is actually a bitch! What a surprise! Tamer, you are awesome! You can actually teach a female dog to play the role of a male dog and rape a kitten! The little tabby cat stayed motionless under the white-eyed wolf. Did you teach it too
At this time, "The Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class. The students said loudly to those who came back from lunch break:
Big Speaker threw aside the dying Eunuch Cao, came over and said.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much that you dare to make a movie!"
The classmates who gradually believed my rhetoric raised objections:
The squad leader was reluctant: "What does it have to do with the video of the underwear on your head if you are going to be a stand-in?"
"I guess it's because Ye Lin's education level is too low and he can't read his lines, right? He deserves it! This time, he will regret it less when the book is used!"
However, Xiong Yaoyue secretly found me after class, poked me with her elbow, and said to me with a smile on her face:
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
"Although I didn't play the villainous young man in Jinling, but... I was his stand-in! The scene where he somersaulted in the middle of the movie was my stand-in!"
YY
"Aren't you afraid of the camera? When I go to the photo studio to take pictures, I tremble for a long time..."
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
Going back in time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew pictures. of his portraits.
"Whenever I can be like you, not afraid of anything..."
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
I said without changing my expression: "Of course it does! I appeared as a stand-in in the movie's promotional video. Is there anything strange about it? It's all for publicity! By the way, the guy I fought with is not an underwear thief, and " The male protagonist of "The Battle of Jinling"! You didn't see it clearly because the pixels were too low!"
"Did you know? Ye Lin is going to act in a movie! It's so interesting!"
Going back in time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew pictures. of his portraits.
Damn it, who is the rapist? You say it’s okay for me to kill people and set fires, but don’t say rape! By spreading rumors like this, my reputation will be even worse than the first three!
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
In the final cast list, the words "Wu Sheng, the villain of Jinling" were typed.
"There is no classmate Ye Lin in the movie "The Battle of Jinling", not even his back." Xiao Qin said with great certainty, "But the person with the underwear on his head fighting with others is indeed classmate Ye Lin... Whose underwear does it belong to?" Even if you can't defeat the opponent and need to transform, you should at least use your girlfriend... use my underwear!"
In addition, Xiaoqin heard the rumors that I was going to act in a movie, and after watching the videos of "The Battle of Jinling" and "Underwear on the Top of My Head, Mysterious Powers", she didn't express too much surprise.
"Really, no wonder you talked to Shu Zhe, it turns out you really have a share in the underwear thief!"
"Eh? Really? I said, why does that back look so much like Ye Lin!"
I took the notebook over with an ominous premonition, and saw that the math teacher who was chubby, responsible, and kind-looking - for example - was changed like this... ╭┐┌╮╭┘└┘└╮ └┐. ．┌┘──╮╭┴──┤★├╮│oo││●╰┬──╯│..\__
I took the notebook over with an ominous premonition, and saw that the math teacher who was chubby, responsible, and kind-looking - for example - was changed like this... ╭┐┌╮╭┘└┘└╮ └┐. ．┌┘──╮╭┴──┤★├╮│oo││●╰┬──╯│..\__
Big Speaker threw aside the dying Eunuch Cao, came over and said.
__/___/The drawing looks like this:
"Although I didn't play the villainous young man in Jinling, but... I was his stand-in! The scene where he somersaulted in the middle of the movie was my stand-in!"
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
At this time, "The Battle of Jinling" has become a hot topic in the class. The students said loudly to those who came back from lunch break:
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you, you are so brave! I admire you so much that you dare to make a movie!"
(__)/oo\\________\/\---\\//\\\\_
The monitor's anger eased slightly.
In the final cast list, the words "Wu Sheng, the villain of Jinling" were typed.
Some people like to say this with the benefit of hindsight.
Going back in time, when Xiaoqin came back from the math teacher's office, she was not angry because she was criticized for her poor grades. Instead, she took out a notebook and said that she was bored, so she used the math teacher as a model and secretly drew pictures. of his portraits.
___\\_
Before he finished speaking, an even more shameless scene appeared! While the evil young man from Jinling was raping the heroine and the sisters from Futianyuan, his pet dog, Comrade Baiyanlang, also brutally raped a small tabby cat that the girls had together!
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
The classmates who gradually believed my rhetoric raised objections:
___\\_
"Why use such a shameless video to build momentum?" The monitor couldn't understand.
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
So I called all the interested people over and told them that the person filming with Director Cao is called Wu Sheng, nicknamed "Brother Melancholy". He is also considered a celebrity in the drama academy. If you have friends from the drama academy, You can ask in person. He and I just look alike. Director Cao filmed "The Battle of Jinling" with him and has nothing to do with me.
"Eh? Did Ye Lin actually do a nude scene? I can't see clearly, I can't see clearly!"
"Eunuch Cao is not telling the truth! Wu Sheng is not my stage name, he just looks a bit like me. He is a student at the Drama Academy!"
/*
However, Xiong Yaoyue secretly found me after class, poked me with her elbow, and said to me with a smile on her face:
"Because the audience's appreciation level is generally low nowadays!" Eunuch Cao added.
"Hahahahaha~~~" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly laughed, "You're cheating! You're cheating! That dog is obviously a bitch, how could it possibly rape a little cat!"
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
"Is it true that the spoils are still unevenly divided?"
"Whenever I can be like you, not afraid of anything..."
"So, the fight between the underwear on the head and the underwear thief is not a promotional activity for the movie?"
YY
At this point, we can only take one step at a time. Mr. Xu, I didn’t rape your girlfriend!
"How could you treat that cat like this..."
Damn it, he’s not the same person at all! You artificially lost weight for him! And even with the example I gave, the painter is a thousand or ten thousand times better than you! The human face you drew is a perfect combination of potatoes and eggplants! You don’t even bring any vegetables! The math teacher explained to you the usefulness of mathematics in society with great sincerity. Is this how you repay her
What’s the point! Are you saying that the "rape between a human and a dog" in the trailer for the next episode is very interesting
"Whenever I can be like you, not afraid of anything..."
In addition, Xiaoqin heard the rumors that I was going to act in a movie, and after watching the videos of "The Battle of Jinling" and "Underwear on the Top of My Head, Mysterious Powers", she didn't express too much surprise.
wait wait wait! I'm not done yet! I quickly called them back before everyone spread the rumor.
Not long after that, the news about me working as a stuntman for the villain in a martial arts short film spread throughout the school.
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice:
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"That's right!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped the table, "Since you have chosen a stage name, why not make it more domineering! At least it should be called 'Long Aotian'!"
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
"There is no classmate Ye Lin in the movie "The Battle of Jinling", not even his back." Xiao Qin said with great certainty, "But the person with the underwear on his head fighting with others is indeed classmate Ye Lin... Whose underwear does it belong to?" Even if you can't defeat the opponent and need to transform, you should at least use your girlfriend... use my underwear!"
At this point, we can only take one step at a time. Mr. Xu, I didn’t rape your girlfriend!
"Eh? Why isn't it your name?" Big Speaker asked.
no! For the sake of my reputation, I must never admit that I played the role of the bad boy in Jinling! (Besides, I wasn’t the one to act in the first place.) So I cleared my throat and said to everyone gathered in a circle:
"Isn't it really you?" The squad leader showed a challenging look, but at the same time, because I could take the initiative to admit this, his expression softened slightly.
Eunuch Cao, who had just been resurrected and got up from the ground, said in a hoarse voice: