There was a "pop" sound.
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
I sneered, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree!"
"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're just blowing up balloons to sell. Is it necessary to be so sad?"
A huge sound.
"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it... Could it be that... you asked them to blow it for you?"
"Haha... Why don't you laugh, classmate Ye Lin? It's such a funny joke..."
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to express your loyalty to your sister, saying that you were temporarily out of your mind and failed to resist the invasion of this degenerate society. When you see others doing this, you feel unfair... You must emphasize the word 'fairness'. Two words, the trick is to pretend to be a wronged child, and the effect will be better if you match it with tears!"
"Well... Generally speaking, it's really impossible, so you have to confirm your relationship with your sister first..."
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
I put the bikini thong in the paper bag and forgot to take it out. The monitor threw it hard and hit me hard in the face.
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
After telling the joke, Xiaoqin burst into laughter. If she hadn't covered it with a book, she would have been warned by the teacher.
"Eh? Did I just tell you to play the trumpet?"
nonsense! How can you, a transvestite, use the capital to open a house with someone? It’s time for you to show your true colors!
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
"Hahahaha, that... the bear said: 'I will give you two ways. The first way is to be eaten by me, and the second way is to blow the trumpet for me.'"
The monitor left the paper bag and school uniform under the tree, turned around and left without looking back.
"He raised his gun and fired at the bear, but he missed! Instead, he was caught by the bear!"
So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow up balloons, but I hadn’t figured out how to distribute the final income, so I hesitated.
"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you!"
"At...at school?" Shu Zhe looked frightened, as if he had just escaped from the sinking Titanic.
The sun at the top of the sky was so intense that I didn't even realize I had made a mistake.
"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."
"Hahahaha, that... the bear said: 'I will give you two ways. The first way is to be eaten by me, and the second way is to blow the trumpet for me.'"
Ah, what a tragedy... It's all Xiaoqin's fault, I forgot to take out such a disharmonious thing!
Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:
"Looking after...customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide open to the limit, actually continued to widen, "Are you actually asking me to blowjob for customers? And you only charge 50!?"
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
This creature named Xiaoqin may exist just to distract me from doing wrong things. This time, I can't forget to give away the thong.
Shu Zhe can earn 50 yuan just by blowing up a balloon, but that's still not enough.
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
"Anyway, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print for it to count!"
"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it... Could it be that... you asked them to blow it for you?"
What a cheat! What a misunderstanding! Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the buttons for me!
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.
My reputation with the squad leader has dropped again! Why can’t I get the reputation I want to gain the most
"Hahahaha, that... the bear said: 'I will give you two ways. The first way is to be eaten by me, and the second way is to blow the trumpet for me.'"
"Anyway, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print for it to count!"
My reputation with the squad leader has dropped again! Why can’t I get the reputation I want to gain the most
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
"Eh? Do you have any psychological shadow on my family? In that case, we can find a place in the school where no one is around, and you can secretly brag to me!"
No matter what, the bikini thong was a hot potato in my hand, so it was better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
"Stop talking nonsense!" I said, "Don't let your sister see these underwear, otherwise we will be dead!"
Big Speaker didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away laughing.
No matter what, the bikini thong was a hot potato in my hand, so it was better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
"Stop talking nonsense!" I said, "Don't let your sister see these underwear, otherwise we will be dead!"
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
This one is different! I can also deduce that other underwear are Shu Zhe's personal hobbies. If this thong has been seen by the monitor, the monitor immediately knew that it was from me!
"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"
Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.
My reputation with the squad leader has dropped again! Why can’t I get the reputation I want to gain the most
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.
"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're just blowing up balloons to sell. Is it necessary to be so sad?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very interesting jokes in them!"
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
"I won't go to your house! I won't do that kind of thing! Even if I die!"
"Anyway, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print for it to count!"
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it! Be careful not to laugh in class!"
Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.
Shu Zhe can earn 50 yuan just by blowing up a balloon, but that's still not enough.
What a cheat! What a misunderstanding! Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the buttons for me!
So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow up balloons, but I hadn’t figured out how to distribute the final income, so I hesitated.
Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so angry with me!"
"A hunter went hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear!"
Damn, stop talking! This is such a dirty joke! The green girl told such a joke innocently, Aunt Ren's face was completely humiliated by her daughter! Do you still have a lower limit? Do you still have any moral integrity
"A hunter went hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear!"
"He raised his gun and fired at the bear, but he missed! Instead, he was caught by the bear!"
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.
ah? Speaking of my buddies, the one who plays the most in the school basketball team is that their family is in the adult products business
"Then you must not mention this kind of thing. You must listen to your sister in everything and show that you always think about her..."
As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.
"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."
Shu Zhe didn't know why, but he started crying.
"Hahahaha, that... the bear said: 'I will give you two ways. The first way is to be eaten by me, and the second way is to blow the trumpet for me.'"
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
"Well... Generally speaking, it's really impossible, so you have to confirm your relationship with your sister first..."
"Brother Ye Lin, please spare me... I'd better let my sister do that kind of thing for you in the future..."
ah? Speaking of my buddies, the one who plays the most in the school basketball team is that their family is in the adult products business
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so angry with me!"
"It's Sister Yuhong! Sister Yuhong seems to have lost weight recently!"
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
"Sister must be very angry when you say this, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."
"Haha... Why don't you laugh, classmate Ye Lin? It's such a funny joke..."
"I won't go to your house! I won't do that kind of thing! Even if I die!"
Damn, stop talking! This is such a dirty joke! The green girl told such a joke innocently, Aunt Ren's face was completely humiliated by her daughter! Do you still have a lower limit? Do you still have any moral integrity
"Blowing up balloons?" Shu Zhe raised his tearful eyes, "Isn't it blowing up the trumpet?"
"I've seen you two together a lot lately. You two have a very good relationship!"
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
"Are you just kidding?" Even the young Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times. He tried to escape, but I held his shoulders and left without listening. He was quite disrespectful to me as a boss. polite.
I sneered, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree!"
"Looking after...customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide open to the limit, actually continued to widen, "Are you actually asking me to blowjob for customers? And you only charge 50!?"
Behind the joke, it is nothing more than that the hunter comes with stronger firepower every time, and is defeated by the bear every time and forced to blow the trumpet. Finally, the bear asked in confusion:
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
I sneered, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree!"
nonsense! How can you, a transvestite, use the capital to open a house with someone? It’s time for you to show your true colors!
As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.
"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
"Brother Ye Lin, please spare me... I'd better let my sister do that kind of thing for you in the future..."
"Why not? Wouldn't it be easy?"
"I've seen you two together a lot lately. You two have a very good relationship!"
There was a "pop" sound.
After telling the joke, Xiaoqin burst into laughter. If she hadn't covered it with a book, she would have been warned by the teacher.
Damn it’s so complicated! Is this the way you have learned over the years to deal with your sister
nonsense! How can you, a transvestite, use the capital to open a house with someone? It’s time for you to show your true colors!
"In short, although there is no guarantee that the success rate is 100%, it is still possible as long as my sister's maternal instinct is aroused..."
This creature named Xiaoqin may exist just to distract me from doing wrong things. This time, I can't forget to give away the thong.
I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.
"Brother Ye Lin, please spare me... I'd better let my sister do that kind of thing for you in the future..."
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
"When your sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks you what you want to eat and what you want, you deliberately pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you... "
"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you!"
"Haha... Why don't you laugh, classmate Ye Lin? It's such a funny joke..."
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
"Eh? Did I just tell you to play the trumpet?"
"In short, although there is no guarantee that the success rate is 100%, it is still possible as long as my sister's maternal instinct is aroused..."
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
"What? It's only 50 yuan!?"
"Where's the joke?"
Big Speaker didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away laughing.
Big Speaker didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away laughing.
"Eh? Do you have any psychological shadow on my family? In that case, we can find a place in the school where no one is around, and you can secretly brag to me!"
"The funny thing... The funny thing is... The hunter is obviously going hunting, so why does he always carry a trumpet with him! Not only can the black bear talk, but he is also a music lover... The people who make up jokes have no common sense!"
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
Behind the joke, it is nothing more than that the hunter comes with stronger firepower every time, and is defeated by the bear every time and forced to blow the trumpet. Finally, the bear asked in confusion:
"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it! Be careful not to laugh in class!"
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you!"
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
"I won't go to your house! I won't do that kind of thing! Even if I die!"
"He raised his gun and fired at the bear, but he missed! Instead, he was caught by the bear!"
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
"Just, even if you give me money..."
After class, Xiaoqin told the joke to the monitor again. Just halfway through, the monitor quickly covered Xiaoqin's mouth and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqin a bad lesson.
My reputation with the squad leader has dropped again! Why can’t I get the reputation I want to gain the most
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow up balloons, but I hadn’t figured out how to distribute the final income, so I hesitated.
"Anyway, I've seen it!" I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves!"
A huge sound.
"Brother Ye Lin, please spare me... I'd better let my sister do that kind of thing for you in the future..."
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
This creature named Xiaoqin may exist just to distract me from doing wrong things. This time, I can't forget to give away the thong.
"Eh? Did I just tell you to play the trumpet?"
The sun at the top of the sky was so intense that I didn't even realize I had made a mistake.
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
This one is different! I can also deduce that other underwear are Shu Zhe's personal hobbies. If this thong has been seen by the monitor, the monitor immediately knew that it was from me!
"Then you must not mention this kind of thing. You must listen to your sister in everything and show that you always think about her..."
This one is different! I can also deduce that other underwear are Shu Zhe's personal hobbies. If this thong has been seen by the monitor, the monitor immediately knew that it was from me!
"In short, although there is no guarantee that the success rate is 100%, it is still possible as long as my sister's maternal instinct is aroused..."
"I won't go to your house! I won't do that kind of thing! Even if I die!"
Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me on the phone, put away his thong and complained that I was procrastinating in doing things and delaying him from making money.
Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:
"Sister must be very angry when you say this, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."
"Anyway, I've seen it!" I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves!"
Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me on the phone, put away his thong and complained that I was procrastinating in doing things and delaying him from making money.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very interesting jokes in them!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I said, "Don't let your sister see these underwear, otherwise we will be dead!"
"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it... Could it be that... you asked them to blow it for you?"
"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."
Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
ah? Speaking of my buddies, the one who plays the most in the school basketball team is that their family is in the adult products business
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it! Be careful not to laugh in class!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I said, "Don't let your sister see these underwear, otherwise we will be dead!"
If my sister doesn't accept the sexy underwear, she will give it to her brother. The squad leader will definitely think that I am a super pervert and shoot me in the head with one shot!
Shu Zhe didn't know why, but he started crying.
This one is different! I can also deduce that other underwear are Shu Zhe's personal hobbies. If this thong has been seen by the monitor, the monitor immediately knew that it was from me!
"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you!"
"Just, even if you give me money..."
Shu Zhe didn't know why, but he started crying.
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
"20? Brother Ye Lin, you look down on me too much!"
If my sister doesn't accept the sexy underwear, she will give it to her brother. The squad leader will definitely think that I am a super pervert and shoot me in the head with one shot!
What possibilities exist? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a wife! If I wasn't unwilling to deceive customers, I could brag about it myself!
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
"Eh? Do you have any psychological shadow on my family? In that case, we can find a place in the school where no one is around, and you can secretly brag to me!"
"The funny thing... The funny thing is... The hunter is obviously going hunting, so why does he always carry a trumpet with him! Not only can the black bear talk, but he is also a music lover... The people who make up jokes have no common sense!"
"He raised his gun and fired at the bear, but he missed! Instead, he was caught by the bear!"
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it... Could it be that... you asked them to blow it for you?"
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
"Then you must not mention this kind of thing. You must listen to your sister in everything and show that you always think about her..."
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
"Eh? Do you have any psychological shadow on my family? In that case, we can find a place in the school where no one is around, and you can secretly brag to me!"
So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow up balloons, but I hadn’t figured out how to distribute the final income, so I hesitated.
After class, Xiaoqin told the joke to the monitor again. Just halfway through, the monitor quickly covered Xiaoqin's mouth and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqin a bad lesson.
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow up balloons, but I hadn’t figured out how to distribute the final income, so I hesitated.
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so angry with me!"
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
"Stop talking nonsense!" I said, "Don't let your sister see these underwear, otherwise we will be dead!"
Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.
I sneered, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree!"
"Where's the joke?"
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very interesting jokes in them!"
"I've seen you two together a lot lately. You two have a very good relationship!"
Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very interesting jokes in them!"
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
Big Speaker didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away laughing.
I sneered, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree!"
"It's Sister Yuhong! Sister Yuhong seems to have lost weight recently!"
I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
"Ye, Brother Ye Lin, what did you say?"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so angry with me!"
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
"A hunter went hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear!"
"What? It's only 50 yuan!?"
Big Speaker didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away laughing.
"Sister must be very angry when you say this, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."
"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
What possibilities exist? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a wife! If I wasn't unwilling to deceive customers, I could brag about it myself!
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
After class, Xiaoqin told the joke to the monitor again. Just halfway through, the monitor quickly covered Xiaoqin's mouth and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqin a bad lesson.
Because of this episode and the joke Xiaoqin told before, I originally wanted to say: "After school, come to my house and blow up my balloons!"
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very interesting jokes in them!"
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
But he accidentally said: "After school, come to my house and play the trumpet for me!"
"Does being Brother Ye Lin's employee...do I have to do this kind of thing for you?"
My reputation with the squad leader has dropped again! Why can’t I get the reputation I want to gain the most
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
ah? Speaking of my buddies, the one who plays the most in the school basketball team is that their family is in the adult products business
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
No matter what, the bikini thong was a hot potato in my hand, so it was better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.
"Ye, Brother Ye Lin, what did you say?"
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
But he accidentally said: "After school, come to my house and play the trumpet for me!"
"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
"Does being Brother Ye Lin's employee...do I have to do this kind of thing for you?"
"Anyway, I've seen it!" I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves!"
"Ye, Brother Ye Lin, what did you say?"
Shu Zhe didn't know why, but he started crying.
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
I put the bikini thong in the paper bag and forgot to take it out. The monitor threw it hard and hit me hard in the face.
Damn it’s so complicated! Is this the way you have learned over the years to deal with your sister
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very interesting jokes in them!"
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.
The sun at the top of the sky was so intense that I didn't even realize I had made a mistake.
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
But he accidentally said: "After school, come to my house and play the trumpet for me!"
I put the bikini thong in the paper bag and forgot to take it out. The monitor threw it hard and hit me hard in the face.
"Looking after...customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide open to the limit, actually continued to widen, "Are you actually asking me to blowjob for customers? And you only charge 50!?"
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"
I put the bikini thong in the paper bag and forgot to take it out. The monitor threw it hard and hit me hard in the face.
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
What possibilities exist? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a wife! If I wasn't unwilling to deceive customers, I could brag about it myself!
"Just, even if you give me money..."
"It's Sister Yuhong! Sister Yuhong seems to have lost weight recently!"
Damn, stop talking! This is such a dirty joke! The green girl told such a joke innocently, Aunt Ren's face was completely humiliated by her daughter! Do you still have a lower limit? Do you still have any moral integrity
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to express your loyalty to your sister, saying that you were temporarily out of your mind and failed to resist the invasion of this degenerate society. When you see others doing this, you feel unfair... You must emphasize the word 'fairness'. Two words, the trick is to pretend to be a wronged child, and the effect will be better if you match it with tears!"
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so mean to me... It's a shame that I said so many good things about you to my sister... "
"I won't go to your house! I won't do that kind of thing! Even if I die!"
"Does being Brother Ye Lin's employee...do I have to do this kind of thing for you?"
"What? It's only 50 yuan!?"
"Anyway, I've seen it!" I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves!"
Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
Behind the joke, it is nothing more than that the hunter comes with stronger firepower every time, and is defeated by the bear every time and forced to blow the trumpet. Finally, the bear asked in confusion:
"Blowing up balloons?" Shu Zhe raised his tearful eyes, "Isn't it blowing up the trumpet?"
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
No matter what, the bikini thong was a hot potato in my hand, so it was better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
"20? Brother Ye Lin, you look down on me too much!"
"Haha... Why don't you laugh, classmate Ye Lin? It's such a funny joke..."
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
"When your sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks you what you want to eat and what you want, you deliberately pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you... "
Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.
"When your sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks you what you want to eat and what you want, you deliberately pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you... "
Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me on the phone, put away his thong and complained that I was procrastinating in doing things and delaying him from making money.
"Looking after...customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide open to the limit, actually continued to widen, "Are you actually asking me to blowjob for customers? And you only charge 50!?"
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
"Then you must not mention this kind of thing. You must listen to your sister in everything and show that you always think about her..."
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it... Could it be that... you asked them to blow it for you?"
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
"At...at school?" Shu Zhe looked frightened, as if he had just escaped from the sinking Titanic.
"Anyway, I've seen it!" I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves!"
There was a "pop" sound.
Big Speaker didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away laughing.
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
nonsense! How can you, a transvestite, use the capital to open a house with someone? It’s time for you to show your true colors!
"Are you just kidding?" Even the young Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times. He tried to escape, but I held his shoulders and left without listening. He was quite disrespectful to me as a boss. polite.
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
nonsense! How can you, a transvestite, use the capital to open a house with someone? It’s time for you to show your true colors!
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.
No matter what, the bikini thong was a hot potato in my hand, so it was better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
"Why not? Wouldn't it be easy?"
"What? It's only 50 yuan!?"
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"
But he accidentally said: "After school, come to my house and play the trumpet for me!"
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
A huge sound.
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
"It's not easy at all! And it's so perverted!"
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
There was a "pop" sound.
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow up balloons, but I hadn’t figured out how to distribute the final income, so I hesitated.
"Blowing up balloons?" Shu Zhe raised his tearful eyes, "Isn't it blowing up the trumpet?"
"Eh? Did I just tell you to play the trumpet?"
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you!"
No matter what, the bikini thong was a hot potato in my hand, so it was better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
"I've seen you two together a lot lately. You two have a very good relationship!"
"What? It's only 50 yuan!?"
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
Shu Zhe can earn 50 yuan just by blowing up a balloon, but that's still not enough.
"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to express your loyalty to your sister, saying that you were temporarily out of your mind and failed to resist the invasion of this degenerate society. When you see others doing this, you feel unfair... You must emphasize the word 'fairness'. Two words, the trick is to pretend to be a wronged child, and the effect will be better if you match it with tears!"
ah? Speaking of my buddies, the one who plays the most in the school basketball team is that their family is in the adult products business
What a cheat! What a misunderstanding! Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the buttons for me!
What a cheat! What a misunderstanding! Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the buttons for me!
nonsense! How can you, a transvestite, use the capital to open a house with someone? It’s time for you to show your true colors!
"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."
"At...at school?" Shu Zhe looked frightened, as if he had just escaped from the sinking Titanic.
"Just, even if you give me money..."
"20? Brother Ye Lin, you look down on me too much!"
Shu Zhe punched me hard on the chest, bit his lip and ran away.
As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
"Anyway, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print for it to count!"
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
What a cheat! What a misunderstanding! Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the buttons for me!
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me if I have the opportunity in the future!
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"
Ah, what a tragedy... It's all Xiaoqin's fault, I forgot to take out such a disharmonious thing!
"It's not easy at all! And it's so perverted!"
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
Shu Zhe tried harder to break away from me, but of course under my Spartan control, it was all in vain.
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it! Be careful not to laugh in class!"
"I won't go to your house! I won't do that kind of thing! Even if I die!"
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
My reputation with the squad leader has dropped again! Why can’t I get the reputation I want to gain the most
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I said, "Don't let your sister see these underwear, otherwise we will be dead!"
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
"Sister must be very angry when you say this, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."
"The funny thing... The funny thing is... The hunter is obviously going hunting, so why does he always carry a trumpet with him! Not only can the black bear talk, but he is also a music lover... The people who make up jokes have no common sense!"
"Eh? Do you have any psychological shadow on my family? In that case, we can find a place in the school where no one is around, and you can secretly brag to me!"
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are very interesting jokes in them!"
What possibilities exist? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a wife! If I wasn't unwilling to deceive customers, I could brag about it myself!
As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.
"At...at school?" Shu Zhe looked frightened, as if he had just escaped from the sinking Titanic.
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
"Looking after...customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide open to the limit, actually continued to widen, "Are you actually asking me to blowjob for customers? And you only charge 50!?"
Seeing that he could not escape from my clutches, Shu Zhe's eyes turned red, and the way he bit his lower lip looked quite like his sister.
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
"Where's the joke?"
As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.
"Brother Ye Lin, please spare me... I'd better let my sister do that kind of thing for you in the future..."
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
Shu Zhe didn't know why, but he started crying.
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
"Anyway, I've seen it!" I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves!"
"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're just blowing up balloons to sell. Is it necessary to be so sad?"
"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it! Be careful not to laugh in class!"
I sneered, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree!"
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
"The funny thing... The funny thing is... The hunter is obviously going hunting, so why does he always carry a trumpet with him! Not only can the black bear talk, but he is also a music lover... The people who make up jokes have no common sense!"
As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it... Could it be that... you asked them to blow it for you?"
Shu Zhe tried harder to break away from me, but of course under my Spartan control, it was all in vain.
"The funny thing... The funny thing is... The hunter is obviously going hunting, so why does he always carry a trumpet with him! Not only can the black bear talk, but he is also a music lover... The people who make up jokes have no common sense!"
"Well... Generally speaking, it's really impossible, so you have to confirm your relationship with your sister first..."
No matter what, the bikini thong was a hot potato in my hand, so it was better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
"Brother Ye Lin, please spare me... I'd better let my sister do that kind of thing for you in the future..."
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
"Why not? Wouldn't it be easy?"
"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to express your loyalty to your sister, saying that you were temporarily out of your mind and failed to resist the invasion of this degenerate society. When you see others doing this, you feel unfair... You must emphasize the word 'fairness'. Two words, the trick is to pretend to be a wronged child, and the effect will be better if you match it with tears!"
Seeing that he could not escape from my clutches, Shu Zhe's eyes turned red, and the way he bit his lower lip looked quite like his sister.
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
Shu Zhe can earn 50 yuan just by blowing up a balloon, but that's still not enough.
Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me on the phone, put away his thong and complained that I was procrastinating in doing things and delaying him from making money.
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
"20? Brother Ye Lin, you look down on me too much!"
"It's not easy at all! And it's so perverted!"
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to express your loyalty to your sister, saying that you were temporarily out of your mind and failed to resist the invasion of this degenerate society. When you see others doing this, you feel unfair... You must emphasize the word 'fairness'. Two words, the trick is to pretend to be a wronged child, and the effect will be better if you match it with tears!"
"Then you must not mention this kind of thing. You must listen to your sister in everything and show that you always think about her..."
I put the bikini thong in the paper bag and forgot to take it out. The monitor threw it hard and hit me hard in the face.
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
It's just a balloon. Does it really need to go to that much trouble? And also after the relationship is confirmed
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
"It's Sister Yuhong! Sister Yuhong seems to have lost weight recently!"
"When your sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks you what you want to eat and what you want, you deliberately pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you... "
"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're just blowing up balloons to sell. Is it necessary to be so sad?"
"Looking after...customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide open to the limit, actually continued to widen, "Are you actually asking me to blowjob for customers? And you only charge 50!?"
Damn it’s so complicated! Is this the way you have learned over the years to deal with your sister
"Are you just kidding?" Even the young Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times. He tried to escape, but I held his shoulders and left without listening. He was quite disrespectful to me as a boss. polite.
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
After class, Xiaoqin told the joke to the monitor again. Just halfway through, the monitor quickly covered Xiaoqin's mouth and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqin a bad lesson.
Behind the joke, it is nothing more than that the hunter comes with stronger firepower every time, and is defeated by the bear every time and forced to blow the trumpet. Finally, the bear asked in confusion:
After class, Xiaoqin told the joke to the monitor again. Just halfway through, the monitor quickly covered Xiaoqin's mouth and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqin a bad lesson.
"Sister must be very angry when you say this, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
"When your sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks you what you want to eat and what you want, you deliberately pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you... "
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:
ah? Speaking of my buddies, the one who plays the most in the school basketball team is that their family is in the adult products business
"Are you just kidding?" Even the young Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times. He tried to escape, but I held his shoulders and left without listening. He was quite disrespectful to me as a boss. polite.
Damn, stop talking! This is such a dirty joke! The green girl told such a joke innocently, Aunt Ren's face was completely humiliated by her daughter! Do you still have a lower limit? Do you still have any moral integrity
"I've seen you two together a lot lately. You two have a very good relationship!"
Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.
"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it! Be careful not to laugh in class!"
Damn, stop talking! This is such a dirty joke! The green girl told such a joke innocently, Aunt Ren's face was completely humiliated by her daughter! Do you still have a lower limit? Do you still have any moral integrity
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.
"Sister must be very angry when you say this, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."
Because of this episode and the joke Xiaoqin told before, I originally wanted to say: "After school, come to my house and blow up my balloons!"
Shu Zhe tried harder to break away from me, but of course under my Spartan control, it was all in vain.
"Why not? Wouldn't it be easy?"
Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me on the phone, put away his thong and complained that I was procrastinating in doing things and delaying him from making money.
Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:
What a cheat! What a misunderstanding! Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the buttons for me!
"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to express your loyalty to your sister, saying that you were temporarily out of your mind and failed to resist the invasion of this degenerate society. When you see others doing this, you feel unfair... You must emphasize the word 'fairness'. Two words, the trick is to pretend to be a wronged child, and the effect will be better if you match it with tears!"
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
"A hunter went hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear!"
Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.
"In short, although there is no guarantee that the success rate is 100%, it is still possible as long as my sister's maternal instinct is aroused..."
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
"Anyway, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print for it to count!"
"It's not easy at all! And it's so perverted!"
"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it! Be careful not to laugh in class!"
At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:
"Anyway, I've seen it!" I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves!"
"Why not? Wouldn't it be easy?"
What possibilities exist? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a wife! If I wasn't unwilling to deceive customers, I could brag about it myself!
Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:
There was a "pop" sound.
I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
"It's Sister Yuhong! Sister Yuhong seems to have lost weight recently!"
This one is different! I can also deduce that other underwear are Shu Zhe's personal hobbies. If this thong has been seen by the monitor, the monitor immediately knew that it was from me!
"Hey, you talked a lot and confused me! If you hadn't boasted, the customer would be dissatisfied!"
"You don't want to? That's strange..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee!"
"A hunter went hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear!"
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
"Looking after...customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes, which were already wide open to the limit, actually continued to widen, "Are you actually asking me to blowjob for customers? And you only charge 50!?"
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so mean to me... It's a shame that I said so many good things about you to my sister... "
Because of this episode and the joke Xiaoqin told before, I originally wanted to say: "After school, come to my house and blow up my balloons!"
"Brother Ye Lin, let me go! I won't do this kind of thing no matter what!"
nonsense! How can you, a transvestite, use the capital to open a house with someone? It’s time for you to show your true colors!
If my sister doesn't accept the sexy underwear, she will give it to her brother. The squad leader will definitely think that I am a super pervert and shoot me in the head with one shot!
I put the bikini thong in the paper bag and forgot to take it out. The monitor threw it hard and hit me hard in the face.
Ah, what a tragedy... It's all Xiaoqin's fault, I forgot to take out such a disharmonious thing!
Shu Zhe punched me hard on the chest, bit his lip and ran away.
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so mean to me... It's a shame that I said so many good things about you to my sister... "
"Eh? You, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow!"
Eh? Why do you have to confirm the relationship just by blowing up a balloon? I mean, it’s impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon!
"Then you must not mention this kind of thing. You must listen to your sister in everything and show that you always think about her..."
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
"Eh? Did I just tell you to play the trumpet?"
Holy shit! After working on it for a long time, don’t you understand what “blowing the trumpet” means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to seek advice from Chen Yingran, and your mind was already full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to go into crime. It turns out that you mainly asked for advice on breast enlargement methods! Since all H knowledge is hearsay, one thing or another is repeated here and there, but sometimes it is difficult to understand the concepts that everyone understands!
"Are you just kidding?" Even the young Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times. He tried to escape, but I held his shoulders and left without listening. He was quite disrespectful to me as a boss. polite.
Shu Zhe didn't know why, but he started crying.
"Does being Brother Ye Lin's employee...do I have to do this kind of thing for you?"
But he accidentally said: "After school, come to my house and play the trumpet for me!"
I sneered, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree!"
"Well... Generally speaking, it's really impossible, so you have to confirm your relationship with your sister first..."
"Haha... Why don't you laugh, classmate Ye Lin? It's such a funny joke..."
This one is different! I can also deduce that other underwear are Shu Zhe's personal hobbies. If this thong has been seen by the monitor, the monitor immediately knew that it was from me!
"Leave a lip mark on... that thing!?"
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're just blowing up balloons to sell. Is it necessary to be so sad?"
"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you!"
"Blowing up balloons?" Shu Zhe raised his tearful eyes, "Isn't it blowing up the trumpet?"
"Blowing up balloons?" Shu Zhe raised his tearful eyes, "Isn't it blowing up the trumpet?"
Shu Zhe punched me hard on the chest, bit his lip and ran away.
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it!"
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
"At this time, you are very embarrassed, and at the same time, you are wronged to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."
Shu Zhe punched me hard on the chest, bit his lip and ran away.
"Eh? Did I just tell you to play the trumpet?"
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
"Why not? Wouldn't it be easy?"
"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it... Could it be that... you asked them to blow it for you?"
"This balloon is a real balloon, isn't it another name for something?"
Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.
"When your sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks you what you want to eat and what you want, you deliberately pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you... "
"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're just blowing up balloons to sell. Is it necessary to be so sad?"
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
"I, I won't agree to such a thing! 'Steamed Buns with Cilantro Stuffing' said he would give me 4,000 yuan to rent a room with him, but I didn't even agree!"
"It's not easy at all! And it's so perverted!"
ah? Speaking of my buddies, the one who plays the most in the school basketball team is that their family is in the adult products business
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so angry with me!"
The monitor left the paper bag and school uniform under the tree, turned around and left without looking back.
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only owe Shu Zhe.
"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you!"
Shu Zhe punched me hard on the chest, bit his lip and ran away.
The underwear matter came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.
"Sister must be very angry when you say this, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."
"Well... Generally speaking, it's really impossible, so you have to confirm your relationship with your sister first..."
"I won't go to your house! I won't do that kind of thing! Even if I die!"
I thought to myself: If you call me so affectionately in front of you, why don't you call me "Big Speaker" behind your back
"Of course they are real balloons! They cost a few cents each in a stationery store..."
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but am I not in a good position to do anything today... Why am I so embarrassed no matter what I do
Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered:
And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a bunch of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear!
"The hunter thought: If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood. So he blew the trumpet for the bear..."
What possibilities exist? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a wife! If I wasn't unwilling to deceive customers, I could brag about it myself!
But he accidentally said: "After school, come to my house and play the trumpet for me!"
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.
There was a "pop" sound.
Shu Zhe can earn 50 yuan just by blowing up a balloon, but that's still not enough.