Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
"Delete the photo you just took!"
In order to promote his micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the guy with great leg skills was and how much it would cost to invite him to participate in the show wearing underwear.
Damn, what an evil photo! If Eunuch Cao really used it to make an AV cover, it would be very real! If you put it on the forum, there must be thousands of "seeking seeds" replies!
It doesn't matter if you laugh, the yogurt will spurt out! It sprayed out of the nose and mouth! Gong Caicai, who was sitting next to you, was unprepared and was sprayed in the face by you! The white, sticky yogurt stained her hair, eyelashes, and top. It made Gong Caicai feel like she had been ejaculated in the face!
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
"Once upon a time, a hunter went hunting in the forest and met a bear..."
"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams"..."
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
your sister! It’s the shame that’s soaring into the sky! If I really appeared on TV like that, I would never have the shame to go back to No. 28 Middle School! No one can stop me. I want to live in seclusion in the mountains! That pair of hunter and bear who are in love with each other, please don't bother me then!
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
Damn, this is another dirty joke! Don’t you get tired of talking about it over and over again? Didn't the class monitor say that good kids shouldn't tell such jokes
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, extremely shy, and then took it gratefully. Then I ordered Xiaoqin:
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
Eunuch Cao and I just said it casually, but you took it seriously!
Then he closed his eyes and looked like he was willing to kill.
That’s how “okay” you feel! It’s “super bad” for Gong Caicai! Although Confucius said: "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you," but don't apply it the other way around! You can accept the joke yourself, but Gong Caicai can't! People are about to cry!
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
"How, how could this be possible..."
In order to promote his micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the guy with great leg skills was and how much it would cost to invite him to participate in the show wearing underwear.
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin continued: "The hunter fired a shot at the bear! But the bear was very agile and dodged quickly!"
After hearing Gong Caicai's apology, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table. Sure enough, there were no tears on her face.
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
Big Speaker had obviously heard the joke, and she looked a little embarrassed.
"Call me husband and I'll give it back to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said cheerfully.
He admitted unequivocally that he had watched pornographic movies. He probably went to an Internet cafe with his gaming team to play League of Legends, and found it on the hard drive of the Internet cafe machine when he was bored, right? Your bold lines are a bit too much! If you are a boy, you should sexually harass Gong Caicai!
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
That’s how “okay” you feel! It’s “super bad” for Gong Caicai! Although Confucius said: "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you," but don't apply it the other way around! You can accept the joke yourself, but Gong Caicai can't! People are about to cry!
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
Gong Caicai wanted to take the paper bag back, but Xiong Yaoyue pressed her head with one hand and pinned her down on the seat. Gong Caicai, who was short and had short arms, could only watch the paper bag being lifted by Xiong Yaoyue. In my hand, I can't reach it no matter what.
PHS raised his chin with great interest, "I like this story very much. The hunter must have fallen in love with the bear..."
Because Xiong Yaoyue, who made the most noise, didn't actually take photos of Gong Caicai, so the matter came to an end.
"Delete the photo you just took!"
Damn, this is another dirty joke! Don’t you get tired of talking about it over and over again? Didn't the class monitor say that good kids shouldn't tell such jokes
When Xiao Qin talked about "the bear quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished her meal and was drinking her bottle of yogurt, but she suddenly burst out laughing! What’s so funny! Is it because your nickname is "Little Bear" and you think of yourself twisting your waist to dodge bullets, so you laugh
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
Damn, I’m not short of money! I am the young master of Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym! Although he often does this kind of thing with his underwear on his head, he would never do it publicly on TV! In that case, his father's business would plummet! Not only did all the female students run away, but the male students also left one after another because they were suspected of being perverts! At that time, Xu Jinsheng will have no choice but to sell off his property and move to another province to develop from scratch! I might even kick you to death before leaving!
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
Gong Caicai wanted to take the paper bag back, but Xiong Yaoyue pressed her head with one hand and pinned her down on the seat. Gong Caicai, who was short and had short arms, could only watch the paper bag being lifted by Xiong Yaoyue. In my hand, I can't reach it no matter what.
After lunch, I received a call from Director Cao.
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
"Hehehe, next I just need to send the photo to Eunuch Cao..."
When Xiao Qin talked about "the bear quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished her meal and was drinking her bottle of yogurt, but she suddenly burst out laughing! What’s so funny! Is it because your nickname is "Little Bear" and you think of yourself twisting your waist to dodge bullets, so you laugh
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, extremely shy, and then took it gratefully. Then I ordered Xiaoqin:
"Give it back to me! I... I'm going to be angry!"
As a result, Director Cao didn't mention the underwear at all, but instead discussed with me that the video "Underwear on top of the head, incredible power" that went viral on the Internet could be used as a super tool to promote "The Battle of Jinling".
"Haha, confiscated!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag away heartlessly.
"The underwear on my head is nothing to me," Director Cao said worriedly, "I have done it in a Japanese entertainment show... but this time my underwear on my head is of no use. Only you, the client, can attract attention. ah!"
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
"Haha, confiscated!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag away heartlessly.
It doesn't matter if you laugh, the yogurt will spurt out! It sprayed out of the nose and mouth! Gong Caicai, who was sitting next to you, was unprepared and was sprayed in the face by you! The white, sticky yogurt stained her hair, eyelashes, and top. It made Gong Caicai feel like she had been ejaculated in the face!
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
"Little Ye Zi, my son is not just saying this casually. Despite his young age, he is very market-savvy like me!"
What does Nima have to do with Eunuch Cao! Is it because Eunuch Cao respects you as his wife, so he already obeys your words? Are you going to hand over the precious footage of Gong Caicai’s liquid-covered face to Eunuch Cao and let him Photoshop an evil photo that’s even more shameful? Gong Caicai has never offended you at all! Why do you want to ruin her reputation like this? Are the people with small breasts and those with big breasts really incompatible with each other
I took out a pack of handkerchiefs from my trouser pocket and handed it to Gong Caicai across the table.
"Eh? Is there any?" Xiong Yaoyue scratched her head, "I think it's okay~~~"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ye Lin is going too far!"
Not only did Xiong Yaoyue not apologize, she also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai and laughed! I also plan to take a photo with my mobile phone as a souvenir!
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
"I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed deeply and apologized to Xiaoqin, "Please don't cry anymore, otherwise, I... I..."
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, extremely shy, and then took it gratefully. Then I ordered Xiaoqin:
In fact, if you are not particularly picky, you can buy Amy's underwear from Obama as long as you bring some dog food! But I will never share this important information with you!
Xiao Qin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Huh? The one I just took a picture of was the cafeteria lady! Because she looks like Grandma Rong, I had to take the picture to show my mother..."
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
Why are you joining in the fun? Because Gong Caicai’s breasts are N times as big as yours, do you always hold a grudge? Or is it that the little bully personality deep in your heart has not disappeared, and you must find another target to bully before you give up!
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
PHS raised his chin with great interest, "I like this story very much. The hunter must have fallen in love with the bear..."
"That, that kind of thing..."
Damn, I’m not short of money! I am the young master of Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym! Although he often does this kind of thing with his underwear on his head, he would never do it publicly on TV! In that case, his father's business would plummet! Not only did all the female students run away, but the male students also left one after another because they were suspected of being perverts! At that time, Xu Jinsheng will have no choice but to sell off his property and move to another province to develop from scratch! I might even kick you to death before leaving!
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
He admitted unequivocally that he had watched pornographic movies. He probably went to an Internet cafe with his gaming team to play League of Legends, and found it on the hard drive of the Internet cafe machine when he was bored, right? Your bold lines are a bit too much! If you are a boy, you should sexually harass Gong Caicai!
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin continued: "The hunter fired a shot at the bear! But the bear was very agile and dodged quickly!"
Xiao Qin, fearing that the world would be in chaos, also took out her mobile phone, "I, I want to take a picture too!"
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
Why are you joining in the fun? Because Gong Caicai’s breasts are N times as big as yours, do you always hold a grudge? Or is it that the little bully personality deep in your heart has not disappeared, and you must find another target to bully before you give up!
After lunch, I received a call from Director Cao.
"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams"..."
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
"Little Ye Zi, my son is not just saying this casually. Despite his young age, he is very market-savvy like me!"
"How, how could this be possible..."
What does Nima have to do with Eunuch Cao! Is it because Eunuch Cao respects you as his wife, so he already obeys your words? Are you going to hand over the precious footage of Gong Caicai’s liquid-covered face to Eunuch Cao and let him Photoshop an evil photo that’s even more shameful? Gong Caicai has never offended you at all! Why do you want to ruin her reputation like this? Are the people with small breasts and those with big breasts really incompatible with each other
I was originally worried that he would ask me to steal Amy's underwear again, but this time I would not agree to it under any circumstances. Even if he offered 30,000 yuan a pair, I would sternly refuse.
"Use this to wipe your face. It won't be easy to wipe your face after the yogurt dries."
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
Not only did Xiong Yaoyue not apologize, she also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai and laughed! I also plan to take a photo with my mobile phone as a souvenir!
your sister! It’s the shame that’s soaring into the sky! If I really appeared on TV like that, I would never have the shame to go back to No. 28 Middle School! No one can stop me. I want to live in seclusion in the mountains! That pair of hunter and bear who are in love with each other, please don't bother me then!
"Eh? Is there any?" Xiong Yaoyue scratched her head, "I think it's okay~~~"
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin continued: "The hunter fired a shot at the bear! But the bear was very agile and dodged quickly!"
"Once upon a time, a hunter went hunting in the forest and met a bear..."
"Haha, confiscated!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag away heartlessly.
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
"Little Ye Zi, my son is not just saying this casually. Despite his young age, he is very market-savvy like me!"
"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams"..."
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
Gong Caicai wanted to take the paper bag back, but Xiong Yaoyue pressed her head with one hand and pinned her down on the seat. Gong Caicai, who was short and had short arms, could only watch the paper bag being lifted by Xiong Yaoyue. In my hand, I can't reach it no matter what.
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
He admitted unequivocally that he had watched pornographic movies. He probably went to an Internet cafe with his gaming team to play League of Legends, and found it on the hard drive of the Internet cafe machine when he was bored, right? Your bold lines are a bit too much! If you are a boy, you should sexually harass Gong Caicai!
He admitted unequivocally that he had watched pornographic movies. He probably went to an Internet cafe with his gaming team to play League of Legends, and found it on the hard drive of the Internet cafe machine when he was bored, right? Your bold lines are a bit too much! If you are a boy, you should sexually harass Gong Caicai!
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
"The underwear on my head is nothing to me," Director Cao said worriedly, "I have done it in a Japanese entertainment show... but this time my underwear on my head is of no use. Only you, the client, can attract attention. ah!"
In fact, if you are not particularly picky, you can buy Amy's underwear from Obama as long as you bring some dog food! But I will never share this important information with you!
"Give it back to me! I... I'm going to be angry!"
In order to promote his micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the guy with great leg skills was and how much it would cost to invite him to participate in the show wearing underwear.
Damn, what an evil photo! If Eunuch Cao really used it to make an AV cover, it would be very real! If you put it on the forum, there must be thousands of "seeking seeds" replies!
"Give it back to me! I... I'm going to be angry!"
"Once upon a time, a hunter went hunting in the forest and met a bear..."
"Delete the photo you just took!"
"Little Ye Zi, my son is not just saying this casually. Despite his young age, he is very market-savvy like me!"
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
I was originally worried that he would ask me to steal Amy's underwear again, but this time I would not agree to it under any circumstances. Even if he offered 30,000 yuan a pair, I would sternly refuse.
I took out a pack of handkerchiefs from my trouser pocket and handed it to Gong Caicai across the table.
Open your eyes and tell lies! And even if the aunt in the cafeteria really does look a bit like Aunt Rong, what’s the use of taking pictures back and showing them to Aunt Ren! Is it possible that Auntie Ren’s crew lacks a second-string role like “The sun rises in the east, only grandma is undefeated”!
In order to protect her interests, she would not hesitate to hurt her childhood sweetheart. In her eyes, she wouldn't look at me like that, right
"Call me husband and I'll give it back to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said cheerfully.
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
Gong Caicai actually seriously considered Xiaoqin's unreasonable request.
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin continued: "The hunter fired a shot at the bear! But the bear was very agile and dodged quickly!"
What does Nima have to do with Eunuch Cao! Is it because Eunuch Cao respects you as his wife, so he already obeys your words? Are you going to hand over the precious footage of Gong Caicai’s liquid-covered face to Eunuch Cao and let him Photoshop an evil photo that’s even more shameful? Gong Caicai has never offended you at all! Why do you want to ruin her reputation like this? Are the people with small breasts and those with big breasts really incompatible with each other
While they were playing around, Xiaoqin took a photo of Gong Caicai.
Then he closed his eyes and looked like he was willing to kill.
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
Then the corners of his mouth raised, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
She finally held back her tears, but Xiaoqin's cry made her cry again.
"Give it back to me! I... I'm going to be angry!"
Damn, this is another dirty joke! Don’t you get tired of talking about it over and over again? Didn't the class monitor say that good kids shouldn't tell such jokes
"Use this to wipe your face. It won't be easy to wipe your face after the yogurt dries."
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
"Ratings and other things depend on the content! Content! I plan to invite not only you, but also your opponents, and then let you all wear your underwear on your head during the talk show! That way the ratings will soar into the sky!"
"Hehehe, next I just need to send the photo to Eunuch Cao..."
Not only did Xiong Yaoyue not apologize, she also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai and laughed! I also plan to take a photo with my mobile phone as a souvenir!
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
After hearing Gong Caicai's apology, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table. Sure enough, there were no tears on her face.
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
What does Nima have to do with Eunuch Cao! Is it because Eunuch Cao respects you as his wife, so he already obeys your words? Are you going to hand over the precious footage of Gong Caicai’s liquid-covered face to Eunuch Cao and let him Photoshop an evil photo that’s even more shameful? Gong Caicai has never offended you at all! Why do you want to ruin her reputation like this? Are the people with small breasts and those with big breasts really incompatible with each other
"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams"..."
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
Xiao Qin, fearing that the world would be in chaos, also took out her mobile phone, "I, I want to take a picture too!"
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ye Lin is going too far!"
"Ratings and other things depend on the content! Content! I plan to invite not only you, but also your opponents, and then let you all wear your underwear on your head during the talk show! That way the ratings will soar into the sky!"
"If you don't feel relieved, just spray it in my face too!"
In order to promote his micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the guy with great leg skills was and how much it would cost to invite him to participate in the show wearing underwear.
"That, that kind of thing..."
Is it really the murder caused by milk supply? Because Da Xiaoxiao's breasts are also not small, she participated in the struggle between the first breast (Gong Caicai) and the third breast (Xiong Yaoyue), while Xiaoqin and Xiaolingtong, who are both small-breasted stars, gloated about the misfortune. Are you just standing by and watching
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ye Lin is going too far!"
"Little Bear, you've gone too far!" I tapped the table to get her attention. Since she considers herself my buddy, she should point it out directly if she makes a mistake.
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
Damn, I’m not short of money! I am the young master of Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym! Although he often does this kind of thing with his underwear on his head, he would never do it publicly on TV! In that case, his father's business would plummet! Not only did all the female students run away, but the male students also left one after another because they were suspected of being perverts! At that time, Xu Jinsheng will have no choice but to sell off his property and move to another province to develop from scratch! I might even kick you to death before leaving!
"The underwear on my head is nothing to me," Director Cao said worriedly, "I have done it in a Japanese entertainment show... but this time my underwear on my head is of no use. Only you, the client, can attract attention. ah!"
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
"Use this to wipe your face. It won't be easy to wipe your face after the yogurt dries."
Take a closer look, eh? Why are there so many photos of me in Xiaoqin’s phone? Some of them were me sleeping on the table, some were me playing basketball with people on the court, some were me drinking drinks under the shade of a tree... When did you secretly take pictures? I have hundreds of pictures on my phone alone. I don’t know how many I took in total, and how many of them have been burned into CDs and stored permanently!
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
"Eh? Is there any?" Xiong Yaoyue scratched her head, "I think it's okay~~~"
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
Open your eyes and tell lies! And even if the aunt in the cafeteria really does look a bit like Aunt Rong, what’s the use of taking pictures back and showing them to Aunt Ren! Is it possible that Auntie Ren’s crew lacks a second-string role like “The sun rises in the east, only grandma is undefeated”!
"I'm sorry, that kind of thing really can't be done!"
Take a closer look, eh? Why are there so many photos of me in Xiaoqin’s phone? Some of them were me sleeping on the table, some were me playing basketball with people on the court, some were me drinking drinks under the shade of a tree... When did you secretly take pictures? I have hundreds of pictures on my phone alone. I don’t know how many I took in total, and how many of them have been burned into CDs and stored permanently!
"Give it back to me! I... I'm going to be angry!"
"Little Bear, you've gone too far!" I tapped the table to get her attention. Since she considers herself my buddy, she should point it out directly if she makes a mistake.
Xiao Qin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Huh? The one I just took a picture of was the cafeteria lady! Because she looks like Grandma Rong, I had to take the picture to show my mother..."
That’s how “okay” you feel! It’s “super bad” for Gong Caicai! Although Confucius said: "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you," but don't apply it the other way around! You can accept the joke yourself, but Gong Caicai can't! People are about to cry!
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
"Ratings and other things depend on the content! Content! I plan to invite not only you, but also your opponents, and then let you all wear your underwear on your head during the talk show! That way the ratings will soar into the sky!"
Why are you joining in the fun? Because Gong Caicai’s breasts are N times as big as yours, do you always hold a grudge? Or is it that the little bully personality deep in your heart has not disappeared, and you must find another target to bully before you give up!
"Haha, confiscated!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag away heartlessly.
I took out a pack of handkerchiefs from my trouser pocket and handed it to Gong Caicai across the table.
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
"How, how could this be possible..."
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
"Use this to wipe your face. It won't be easy to wipe your face after the yogurt dries."
"Give it back to me! I... I'm going to be angry!"
After listening to the advice of my "best friend", Xiong Yaoyue realized her mistake and bought Gong Caicai a bottle of yogurt as an apology. She also said to Gong Caicai very sincerely:
In fact, if you are not particularly picky, you can buy Amy's underwear from Obama as long as you bring some dog food! But I will never share this important information with you!
When Xiao Qin talked about "the bear quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished her meal and was drinking her bottle of yogurt, but she suddenly burst out laughing! What’s so funny! Is it because your nickname is "Little Bear" and you think of yourself twisting your waist to dodge bullets, so you laugh
Of course Gong Caicai would not do that, she said weakly:
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, extremely shy, and then took it gratefully. Then I ordered Xiaoqin:
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
Because Xiong Yaoyue, who made the most noise, didn't actually take photos of Gong Caicai, so the matter came to an end.
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
It doesn't matter if you laugh, the yogurt will spurt out! It sprayed out of the nose and mouth! Gong Caicai, who was sitting next to you, was unprepared and was sprayed in the face by you! The white, sticky yogurt stained her hair, eyelashes, and top. It made Gong Caicai feel like she had been ejaculated in the face!
Damn, what an evil photo! If Eunuch Cao really used it to make an AV cover, it would be very real! If you put it on the forum, there must be thousands of "seeking seeds" replies!
She finally held back her tears, but Xiaoqin's cry made her cry again.
"Delete the photo you just took!"
"As long as you bully me less in the future..."
I took out a pack of handkerchiefs from my trouser pocket and handed it to Gong Caicai across the table.
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
It doesn't matter if you laugh, the yogurt will spurt out! It sprayed out of the nose and mouth! Gong Caicai, who was sitting next to you, was unprepared and was sprayed in the face by you! The white, sticky yogurt stained her hair, eyelashes, and top. It made Gong Caicai feel like she had been ejaculated in the face!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ye Lin is going too far!"
"That, that kind of thing..."
Xiao Qin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Huh? The one I just took a picture of was the cafeteria lady! Because she looks like Grandma Rong, I had to take the picture to show my mother..."
"Delete the photo you just took!"
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
Then he closed his eyes and looked like he was willing to kill.
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin continued: "The hunter fired a shot at the bear! But the bear was very agile and dodged quickly!"
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
"Use this to wipe your face. It won't be easy to wipe your face after the yogurt dries."
Open your eyes and tell lies! And even if the aunt in the cafeteria really does look a bit like Aunt Rong, what’s the use of taking pictures back and showing them to Aunt Ren! Is it possible that Auntie Ren’s crew lacks a second-string role like “The sun rises in the east, only grandma is undefeated”!
Then the corners of his mouth raised, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
Xiao Qin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Huh? The one I just took a picture of was the cafeteria lady! Because she looks like Grandma Rong, I had to take the picture to show my mother..."
Is it really the murder caused by milk supply? Because Da Xiaoxiao's breasts are also not small, she participated in the struggle between the first breast (Gong Caicai) and the third breast (Xiong Yaoyue), while Xiaoqin and Xiaolingtong, who are both small-breasted stars, gloated about the misfortune. Are you just standing by and watching
Gong Caicai, who had finally cleaned up her face, was about to return the remaining handkerchief to me when she saw Xiaoqin crying loudly, thinking it was because of herself.
What does Nima have to do with Eunuch Cao! Is it because Eunuch Cao respects you as his wife, so he already obeys your words? Are you going to hand over the precious footage of Gong Caicai’s liquid-covered face to Eunuch Cao and let him Photoshop an evil photo that’s even more shameful? Gong Caicai has never offended you at all! Why do you want to ruin her reputation like this? Are the people with small breasts and those with big breasts really incompatible with each other
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, extremely shy, and then took it gratefully. Then I ordered Xiaoqin:
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
Gong Caicai, who had finally cleaned up her face, was about to return the remaining handkerchief to me when she saw Xiaoqin crying loudly, thinking it was because of herself.
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
Damn, what an evil photo! If Eunuch Cao really used it to make an AV cover, it would be very real! If you put it on the forum, there must be thousands of "seeking seeds" replies!
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
Take a closer look, eh? Why are there so many photos of me in Xiaoqin’s phone? Some of them were me sleeping on the table, some were me playing basketball with people on the court, some were me drinking drinks under the shade of a tree... When did you secretly take pictures? I have hundreds of pictures on my phone alone. I don’t know how many I took in total, and how many of them have been burned into CDs and stored permanently!
After hearing Gong Caicai's apology, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table. Sure enough, there were no tears on her face.
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
Xiao Qin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Huh? The one I just took a picture of was the cafeteria lady! Because she looks like Grandma Rong, I had to take the picture to show my mother..."
In order to protect her interests, she would not hesitate to hurt her childhood sweetheart. In her eyes, she wouldn't look at me like that, right
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
"Call me husband and I'll give it back to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said cheerfully.
Xiao Qin, fearing that the world would be in chaos, also took out her mobile phone, "I, I want to take a picture too!"
She finally held back her tears, but Xiaoqin's cry made her cry again.
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ye Lin is going too far!"
In order to protect her interests, she would not hesitate to hurt her childhood sweetheart. In her eyes, she wouldn't look at me like that, right
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
"Give your breasts back to me and I won't cry!"
"Call me husband and I'll give it back to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said cheerfully.
After hearing Gong Caicai's apology, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table. Sure enough, there were no tears on her face.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ye Lin is going too far!"
"How, how could this be possible..."
Then the corners of his mouth raised, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.
PHS raised his chin with great interest, "I like this story very much. The hunter must have fallen in love with the bear..."
That’s how “okay” you feel! It’s “super bad” for Gong Caicai! Although Confucius said: "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you," but don't apply it the other way around! You can accept the joke yourself, but Gong Caicai can't! People are about to cry!
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
Damn, this is another dirty joke! Don’t you get tired of talking about it over and over again? Didn't the class monitor say that good kids shouldn't tell such jokes
I took out a pack of handkerchiefs from my trouser pocket and handed it to Gong Caicai across the table.
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
Gong Caicai, who had finally cleaned up her face, was about to return the remaining handkerchief to me when she saw Xiaoqin crying loudly, thinking it was because of herself.
It doesn't matter if you laugh, the yogurt will spurt out! It sprayed out of the nose and mouth! Gong Caicai, who was sitting next to you, was unprepared and was sprayed in the face by you! The white, sticky yogurt stained her hair, eyelashes, and top. It made Gong Caicai feel like she had been ejaculated in the face!
"The underwear on my head is nothing to me," Director Cao said worriedly, "I have done it in a Japanese entertainment show... but this time my underwear on my head is of no use. Only you, the client, can attract attention. ah!"
When Xiao Qin talked about "the bear quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished her meal and was drinking her bottle of yogurt, but she suddenly burst out laughing! What’s so funny! Is it because your nickname is "Little Bear" and you think of yourself twisting your waist to dodge bullets, so you laugh
In order to promote his micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the guy with great leg skills was and how much it would cost to invite him to participate in the show wearing underwear.
Is it really the murder caused by milk supply? Because Da Xiaoxiao's breasts are also not small, she participated in the struggle between the first breast (Gong Caicai) and the third breast (Xiong Yaoyue), while Xiaoqin and Xiaolingtong, who are both small-breasted stars, gloated about the misfortune. Are you just standing by and watching
In order to protect her interests, she would not hesitate to hurt her childhood sweetheart. In her eyes, she wouldn't look at me like that, right
In fact, if you are not particularly picky, you can buy Amy's underwear from Obama as long as you bring some dog food! But I will never share this important information with you!
your sister! It’s the shame that’s soaring into the sky! If I really appeared on TV like that, I would never have the shame to go back to No. 28 Middle School! No one can stop me. I want to live in seclusion in the mountains! That pair of hunter and bear who are in love with each other, please don't bother me then!
Not only did Xiong Yaoyue not apologize, she also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai and laughed! I also plan to take a photo with my mobile phone as a souvenir!
After hearing Gong Caicai's apology, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table. Sure enough, there were no tears on her face.
Eunuch Cao and I just said it casually, but you took it seriously!
Not only did Xiong Yaoyue not apologize, she also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai and laughed! I also plan to take a photo with my mobile phone as a souvenir!
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
"If you don't feel relieved, just spray it in my face too!"
"I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed deeply and apologized to Xiaoqin, "Please don't cry anymore, otherwise, I... I..."
"Haha, confiscated!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag away heartlessly.
Why are you joining in the fun? Because Gong Caicai’s breasts are N times as big as yours, do you always hold a grudge? Or is it that the little bully personality deep in your heart has not disappeared, and you must find another target to bully before you give up!
In order to protect her interests, she would not hesitate to hurt her childhood sweetheart. In her eyes, she wouldn't look at me like that, right
"I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed deeply and apologized to Xiaoqin, "Please don't cry anymore, otherwise, I... I..."
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
Xiao Qin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Huh? The one I just took a picture of was the cafeteria lady! Because she looks like Grandma Rong, I had to take the picture to show my mother..."
She finally held back her tears, but Xiaoqin's cry made her cry again.
After lunch, I received a call from Director Cao.
"Ratings and other things depend on the content! Content! I plan to invite not only you, but also your opponents, and then let you all wear your underwear on your head during the talk show! That way the ratings will soar into the sky!"
Is it really the murder caused by milk supply? Because Da Xiaoxiao's breasts are also not small, she participated in the struggle between the first breast (Gong Caicai) and the third breast (Xiong Yaoyue), while Xiaoqin and Xiaolingtong, who are both small-breasted stars, gloated about the misfortune. Are you just standing by and watching
After hearing Gong Caicai's apology, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table. Sure enough, there were no tears on her face.
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
After hearing Gong Caicai's apology, Xiaoqin raised her head from the table. Sure enough, there were no tears on her face.
"I'm sorry, that kind of thing really can't be done!"
Then he closed his eyes and looked like he was willing to kill.
"Give it back to me! I... I'm going to be angry!"
Eunuch Cao and I just said it casually, but you took it seriously!
"Give your breasts back to me and I won't cry!"
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
As a result, Director Cao didn't mention the underwear at all, but instead discussed with me that the video "Underwear on top of the head, incredible power" that went viral on the Internet could be used as a super tool to promote "The Battle of Jinling".
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
"That, that kind of thing..."
"As long as you bully me less in the future..."
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Ye Lin is going too far!"
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
Gong Caicai actually seriously considered Xiaoqin's unreasonable request.
Gong Caicai actually seriously considered Xiaoqin's unreasonable request.
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
your sister! It’s the shame that’s soaring into the sky! If I really appeared on TV like that, I would never have the shame to go back to No. 28 Middle School! No one can stop me. I want to live in seclusion in the mountains! That pair of hunter and bear who are in love with each other, please don't bother me then!
"Haha, confiscated!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag away heartlessly.
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
"I'm sorry, that kind of thing really can't be done!"
That’s how “okay” you feel! It’s “super bad” for Gong Caicai! Although Confucius said: "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you," but don't apply it the other way around! You can accept the joke yourself, but Gong Caicai can't! People are about to cry!
After listening to the advice of my "best friend", Xiong Yaoyue realized her mistake and bought Gong Caicai a bottle of yogurt as an apology. She also said to Gong Caicai very sincerely:
Because Xiong Yaoyue, who made the most noise, didn't actually take photos of Gong Caicai, so the matter came to an end.
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
Of course Gong Caicai would not do that, she said weakly:
Xiao Qin, fearing that the world would be in chaos, also took out her mobile phone, "I, I want to take a picture too!"
In fact, if you are not particularly picky, you can buy Amy's underwear from Obama as long as you bring some dog food! But I will never share this important information with you!
As a result, Director Cao didn't mention the underwear at all, but instead discussed with me that the video "Underwear on top of the head, incredible power" that went viral on the Internet could be used as a super tool to promote "The Battle of Jinling".
Damn, this is another dirty joke! Don’t you get tired of talking about it over and over again? Didn't the class monitor say that good kids shouldn't tell such jokes
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
"That, that kind of thing..."
After listening to the advice of my "best friend", Xiong Yaoyue realized her mistake and bought Gong Caicai a bottle of yogurt as an apology. She also said to Gong Caicai very sincerely:
"I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed deeply and apologized to Xiaoqin, "Please don't cry anymore, otherwise, I... I..."
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
Damn, I’m not short of money! I am the young master of Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym! Although he often does this kind of thing with his underwear on his head, he would never do it publicly on TV! In that case, his father's business would plummet! Not only did all the female students run away, but the male students also left one after another because they were suspected of being perverts! At that time, Xu Jinsheng will have no choice but to sell off his property and move to another province to develop from scratch! I might even kick you to death before leaving!
Open your eyes and tell lies! And even if the aunt in the cafeteria really does look a bit like Aunt Rong, what’s the use of taking pictures back and showing them to Aunt Ren! Is it possible that Auntie Ren’s crew lacks a second-string role like “The sun rises in the east, only grandma is undefeated”!
"If you don't feel relieved, just spray it in my face too!"
"Give your breasts back to me and I won't cry!"
"Ratings and other things depend on the content! Content! I plan to invite not only you, but also your opponents, and then let you all wear your underwear on your head during the talk show! That way the ratings will soar into the sky!"
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
"Delete the photo you just took!"
"If you don't feel relieved, just spray it in my face too!"
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
Then he closed his eyes and looked like he was willing to kill.
While they were playing around, Xiaoqin took a photo of Gong Caicai.
"Ratings and other things depend on the content! Content! I plan to invite not only you, but also your opponents, and then let you all wear your underwear on your head during the talk show! That way the ratings will soar into the sky!"
"Hahahaha, look, Caicai looks like an actor in a Japanese porn movie!"
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
Gong Caicai whimpered sadly and took out a pack of handkerchiefs from her pocket to wipe her face clean.
Damn, this is another dirty joke! Don’t you get tired of talking about it over and over again? Didn't the class monitor say that good kids shouldn't tell such jokes
"As long as you bully me less in the future..."
Of course Gong Caicai would not do that, she said weakly:
While they were playing around, Xiaoqin took a photo of Gong Caicai.
She finally held back her tears, but Xiaoqin's cry made her cry again.
"As long as you bully me less in the future..."
"Give your breasts back to me and I won't cry!"
Damn, I’m not short of money! I am the young master of Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym! Although he often does this kind of thing with his underwear on his head, he would never do it publicly on TV! In that case, his father's business would plummet! Not only did all the female students run away, but the male students also left one after another because they were suspected of being perverts! At that time, Xu Jinsheng will have no choice but to sell off his property and move to another province to develop from scratch! I might even kick you to death before leaving!
Gong Caicai's threats were unconvincing, and the milky white liquid dripping from her cheeks aroused bad associations in me.
Gong Caicai actually seriously considered Xiaoqin's unreasonable request.
Gong Caicai actually seriously considered Xiaoqin's unreasonable request.
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
After lunch, I received a call from Director Cao.
Xiao Qin, fearing that the world would be in chaos, also took out her mobile phone, "I, I want to take a picture too!"
It doesn't matter if you laugh, the yogurt will spurt out! It sprayed out of the nose and mouth! Gong Caicai, who was sitting next to you, was unprepared and was sprayed in the face by you! The white, sticky yogurt stained her hair, eyelashes, and top. It made Gong Caicai feel like she had been ejaculated in the face!
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
Then the corners of his mouth raised, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
"Give your breasts back to me and I won't cry!"
I was originally worried that he would ask me to steal Amy's underwear again, but this time I would not agree to it under any circumstances. Even if he offered 30,000 yuan a pair, I would sternly refuse.
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
Is it really the murder caused by milk supply? Because Da Xiaoxiao's breasts are also not small, she participated in the struggle between the first breast (Gong Caicai) and the third breast (Xiong Yaoyue), while Xiaoqin and Xiaolingtong, who are both small-breasted stars, gloated about the misfortune. Are you just standing by and watching
"How, how could this be possible..."
When Xiao Qin talked about "the bear quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished her meal and was drinking her bottle of yogurt, but she suddenly burst out laughing! What’s so funny! Is it because your nickname is "Little Bear" and you think of yourself twisting your waist to dodge bullets, so you laugh
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
I was so angry that I deleted all the photos without my permission.
In fact, if you are not particularly picky, you can buy Amy's underwear from Obama as long as you bring some dog food! But I will never share this important information with you!
When Xiao Qin talked about "the bear quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished her meal and was drinking her bottle of yogurt, but she suddenly burst out laughing! What’s so funny! Is it because your nickname is "Little Bear" and you think of yourself twisting your waist to dodge bullets, so you laugh
"I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed deeply and apologized to Xiaoqin, "Please don't cry anymore, otherwise, I... I..."
"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams"..."
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
As a result, Director Cao didn't mention the underwear at all, but instead discussed with me that the video "Underwear on top of the head, incredible power" that went viral on the Internet could be used as a super tool to promote "The Battle of Jinling".
After lunch, I received a call from Director Cao.
"Give your breasts back to me and I won't cry!"
Eunuch Cao and I just said it casually, but you took it seriously!
Gong Caicai actually seriously considered Xiaoqin's unreasonable request.
As a result, Director Cao didn't mention the underwear at all, but instead discussed with me that the video "Underwear on top of the head, incredible power" that went viral on the Internet could be used as a super tool to promote "The Battle of Jinling".
"Little Ye Zi, my son is not just saying this casually. Despite his young age, he is very market-savvy like me!"
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
Damn, this is another dirty joke! Don’t you get tired of talking about it over and over again? Didn't the class monitor say that good kids shouldn't tell such jokes
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
I was originally worried that he would ask me to steal Amy's underwear again, but this time I would not agree to it under any circumstances. Even if he offered 30,000 yuan a pair, I would sternly refuse.
Not only did Xiong Yaoyue not apologize, she also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai and laughed! I also plan to take a photo with my mobile phone as a souvenir!
Damn, what an evil photo! If Eunuch Cao really used it to make an AV cover, it would be very real! If you put it on the forum, there must be thousands of "seeking seeds" replies!
Knowing that Xiong Yaoyue's smile is low, Xiaoqin decided to tell jokes at the dining hall table.
Eunuch Cao and I just said it casually, but you took it seriously!
"I'm sorry, that kind of thing really can't be done!"
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams"..."
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
He admitted unequivocally that he had watched pornographic movies. He probably went to an Internet cafe with his gaming team to play League of Legends, and found it on the hard drive of the Internet cafe machine when he was bored, right? Your bold lines are a bit too much! If you are a boy, you should sexually harass Gong Caicai!
As a result, Director Cao didn't mention the underwear at all, but instead discussed with me that the video "Underwear on top of the head, incredible power" that went viral on the Internet could be used as a super tool to promote "The Battle of Jinling".
What? I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about her journey from being a bit player to a bit player. Isn’t that a show with high ratings
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it in another way. Don't talk about this in front of Ye Lin. It seems like we girls are all perverts..."
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
While they were playing around, Xiaoqin took a photo of Gong Caicai.
Then the corners of his mouth raised, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.
your sister! It’s the shame that’s soaring into the sky! If I really appeared on TV like that, I would never have the shame to go back to No. 28 Middle School! No one can stop me. I want to live in seclusion in the mountains! That pair of hunter and bear who are in love with each other, please don't bother me then!
Then the corners of his mouth raised, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Ratings and other things depend on the content! Content! I plan to invite not only you, but also your opponents, and then let you all wear your underwear on your head during the talk show! That way the ratings will soar into the sky!"
Why are you joining in the fun? Because Gong Caicai’s breasts are N times as big as yours, do you always hold a grudge? Or is it that the little bully personality deep in your heart has not disappeared, and you must find another target to bully before you give up!
That's true, he made a lot of money that time when he took photos of himself nude.
When Xiao Qin talked about "the bear quickly dodged the gunshot", Xiong Yaoyue had already finished her meal and was drinking her bottle of yogurt, but she suddenly burst out laughing! What’s so funny! Is it because your nickname is "Little Bear" and you think of yourself twisting your waist to dodge bullets, so you laugh
Xiaoqin couldn't stop her, so she lay down on the dining table and cried in deep shock, but I knew she was pretending to cry.
Gong Caicai wanted to take the paper bag back, but Xiong Yaoyue pressed her head with one hand and pinned her down on the seat. Gong Caicai, who was short and had short arms, could only watch the paper bag being lifted by Xiong Yaoyue. In my hand, I can't reach it no matter what.
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
"I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed deeply and apologized to Xiaoqin, "Please don't cry anymore, otherwise, I... I..."
your sister! It’s the shame that’s soaring into the sky! If I really appeared on TV like that, I would never have the shame to go back to No. 28 Middle School! No one can stop me. I want to live in seclusion in the mountains! That pair of hunter and bear who are in love with each other, please don't bother me then!
"Delete the photo you just took!"
I took Xiaoqin's cell phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in a few clicks.
I took out a pack of handkerchiefs from my trouser pocket and handed it to Gong Caicai across the table.
"I'm sorry, that kind of thing really can't be done!"
He admitted unequivocally that he had watched pornographic movies. He probably went to an Internet cafe with his gaming team to play League of Legends, and found it on the hard drive of the Internet cafe machine when he was bored, right? Your bold lines are a bit too much! If you are a boy, you should sexually harass Gong Caicai!
Get out of here, you fujoshi! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, black bears are the attackers and hunters are the victims, right? This is a touching scene where people and bears are in love, right? The gay love between people can no longer satisfy you. You have expanded the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a fairy tale on the Internet, and only after reading it halfway did I realize that it was a BL article written by a fujoshi. The general idea is that the scholar fell in love with the pangolin! Weird! It makes me want to poke my eyes out! Pu Songling is going to be pissed off by you! But I won’t dare to seek revenge from you even if I live! Because I'm afraid you will write a new story saying that Pu Songling fell in love with Cao Xueqin!
Gong Caicai wanted to take the paper bag back, but Xiong Yaoyue pressed her head with one hand and pinned her down on the seat. Gong Caicai, who was short and had short arms, could only watch the paper bag being lifted by Xiong Yaoyue. In my hand, I can't reach it no matter what.
In order to promote his micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the guy with great leg skills was and how much it would cost to invite him to participate in the show wearing underwear.
"How, how could this be possible..."
Take a closer look, eh? Why are there so many photos of me in Xiaoqin’s phone? Some of them were me sleeping on the table, some were me playing basketball with people on the court, some were me drinking drinks under the shade of a tree... When did you secretly take pictures? I have hundreds of pictures on my phone alone. I don’t know how many I took in total, and how many of them have been burned into CDs and stored permanently!
Big Speaker had obviously heard the joke, and she looked a little embarrassed.
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
PHS raised his chin with great interest, "I like this story very much. The hunter must have fallen in love with the bear..."
Damn, I’m not short of money! I am the young master of Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym! Although he often does this kind of thing with his underwear on his head, he would never do it publicly on TV! In that case, his father's business would plummet! Not only did all the female students run away, but the male students also left one after another because they were suspected of being perverts! At that time, Xu Jinsheng will have no choice but to sell off his property and move to another province to develop from scratch! I might even kick you to death before leaving!
What does Nima have to do with Eunuch Cao! Is it because Eunuch Cao respects you as his wife, so he already obeys your words? Are you going to hand over the precious footage of Gong Caicai’s liquid-covered face to Eunuch Cao and let him Photoshop an evil photo that’s even more shameful? Gong Caicai has never offended you at all! Why do you want to ruin her reputation like this? Are the people with small breasts and those with big breasts really incompatible with each other
"That, that kind of thing..."
PHS raised his chin with great interest, "I like this story very much. The hunter must have fallen in love with the bear..."
Not only did Xiong Yaoyue not apologize, she also pointed at the stunned Gong Caicai and laughed! I also plan to take a photo with my mobile phone as a souvenir!
She finally held back her tears, but Xiaoqin's cry made her cry again.
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
He admitted unequivocally that he had watched pornographic movies. He probably went to an Internet cafe with his gaming team to play League of Legends, and found it on the hard drive of the Internet cafe machine when he was bored, right? Your bold lines are a bit too much! If you are a boy, you should sexually harass Gong Caicai!
At this time, the loudspeaker had already gone up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS put his hand on his chest, as if he was missing something.
"Hehehe, next I just need to send the photo to Eunuch Cao..."
"Call me husband and I'll give it back to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said cheerfully.
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
"The underwear on my head is nothing to me," Director Cao said worriedly, "I have done it in a Japanese entertainment show... but this time my underwear on my head is of no use. Only you, the client, can attract attention. ah!"
"I plan to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman and let you appear on the TV talk show "Little People, Big Dreams"..."
"Haha, confiscated!" Xiong Yaoyue snatched the paper bag away heartlessly.
After that, Director Cao made many offers to me, such as asking me to be the leading actor in his next movie. I highly doubted that his next movie would be an pornographic movie, so I rejected him outright.
I sternly refused Director Cao's request, saying that I didn't know the person who was fighting with me, and that even if I took all the 2 million the investor gave you, I wouldn't do it like appearing on TV with my underwear on my head! You have to do it yourself!
Of course Gong Caicai would not do that, she said weakly:
Then the corners of his mouth raised, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.
Gong Caicai, who had finally cleaned up her face, was about to return the remaining handkerchief to me when she saw Xiaoqin crying loudly, thinking it was because of herself.