In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
I was sad and crying, could it be because I didn’t take the monitor to check out a room at Home Inn while she was favorably favoring me
Since then, a love story about Putai South Street has been circulated in Dongshan City. The content of the story is varied, but the ending is exactly the same: when the young man heard the four words "Putai South Street" again from the person who asked for directions. After the words, I shed tears of sadness...
Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If you have a time machine, please go back to the past first and warn your childhood self not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be as fierce as I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for you, my childhood sweetheart, to become my wife!
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
"My father, Ye Yuanfeng, is a noble man who has escaped from vulgar taste..."
Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If you have a time machine, please go back to the past first and warn your childhood self not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be as fierce as I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for you, my childhood sweetheart, to become my wife!
The title of the essay is "My Father/Mother". Now the teacher has kept pace with the times when setting the topic, taking into account the existence of students from single-parent families like me.
I don’t know if I’m the only one bragging in the essay, but Old Man Zhang asked everyone to take the essay back for parents to sign, so that parents can see what they see in their children’s eyes.
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
"Nonsense and lies!"
"This is a disease and it needs to be cured."
So sad for your sister! There are only Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn on Putai South Street!
"Young man, how do I get to Putai South Street?"
"My father is a famous movie actor..."
Although Ai Shuqiao's story may be more tortuous and bizarre, it is simply a Sino-US cooperation blockbuster, with business wars and house fights, murder and porn all rolled into one! It would be super eye-catching if you put it in a street tabloid. But there is no way I could write about her.
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
"Aside from making readers miserable with her comics, my biggest hobby is to hold my hand and go to the police station to find a big sister with long black hair. She asks me to call her aunt, and she always asks her " Monitor, when do you plan to get married?'"
"This is a disease and it needs to be cured."
In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
"So this young master is the general's son. If my essay doesn't get a high score, I might do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
So, I wrote at the beginning:
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
But the parents of other classmates must have normal jobs. Even selling Liangpi is more prestigious than my father's job. (I don't mean to look down on Liangpi sellers at all. There is a student in the third grade whose parents are Liangpi sellers. He goes to see Liangpi sellers every summer with his parents. vacation in the Maldives).
"My father, Ye Yuanfeng, is a noble man who has escaped from vulgar taste..."
And if Old Man Zhang, the Chinese teacher who has always had a problem with me, finds out, he will definitely despise me even more! I have received a lot of contempt for my ugly handwriting!
The next line reads:
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
The next line reads:
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
But the parents of other classmates must have normal jobs. Even selling Liangpi is more prestigious than my father's job. (I don't mean to look down on Liangpi sellers at all. There is a student in the third grade whose parents are Liangpi sellers. He goes to see Liangpi sellers every summer with his parents. vacation in the Maldives).
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Someone... someone asked me for directions! ? An old man with white hair and a weak body didn't avoid me, but asked me for directions! !
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
Do I want to write that my dad operates with integrity and never passes off inferior products as good ones? He has never done anything like replacing the imported motor of a Japanese AV stick with a domestic one. Even the lubricating oil and condoms that come as gifts are not good enough. There are no fake products or expired products.
In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
It’s super embarrassing to write it down! In Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, probably only Xiaoqin and Eunuch Cao know what my house sells! Most people have heard that my family runs an online store!
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was dejected. She didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that required signature.
I wrote:
"Young man, how do I get to Putai South Street?"
So sad for your sister! There are only Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn on Putai South Street!
According to captain Guo Songtao's analysis, the main reason for my scary appearance is between my eyebrows. I have become a habit of frowning, as if I am angry at any time, and the four words "Whoever offends me will die" are always clearly displayed in my eyes. Engraved inside.
And if Old Man Zhang, the Chinese teacher who has always had a problem with me, finds out, he will definitely despise me even more! I have received a lot of contempt for my ugly handwriting!
Wait, why were you affected by Xiaoqin’s essay? Even she herself was worried about how she would get home and get her mother to sign it!
After thinking about it for a while, I thought I should go to my dad’s hotel without notifying him in advance. First, I would give him a surprise, and secondly, I would make a surprise inspection to see if he was drinking without restraint while I was away.
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
I wrote:
So I decided to give free rein, and what I'm best at is free play in compositions.
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was dejected. She didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that required signature.
"The U.S. government was frightened and immediately sent a female spy into China to try to seduce my father to steal confidential technology. My father was upright and out of vulgar taste, and sternly rejected her, which was unanimously praised by his leaders and colleagues... "
I saw Xiaoqin at the next table also frowning, so I took a look at her composition paper.
"My father is a famous movie actor..."
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
After thinking about it for a while, I thought I should go to my dad’s hotel without notifying him in advance. First, I would give him a surprise, and secondly, I would make a surprise inspection to see if he was drinking without restraint while I was away.
I wrote:
"Because I was often driven to the study room to study, I accidentally read a lot of books and graduated from college at the age of 13..."
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
So sad for your sister! There are only Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn on Putai South Street!
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
So, I wrote at the beginning:
"My father is a famous movie actor..."
"The U.S. government was frightened and immediately sent a female spy into China to try to seduce my father to steal confidential technology. My father was upright and out of vulgar taste, and sternly rejected her, which was unanimously praised by his leaders and colleagues... "
It’s super embarrassing to write it down! In Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, probably only Xiaoqin and Eunuch Cao know what my house sells! Most people have heard that my family runs an online store!
Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big X at the end of the article and commented:
It was clearly written on the manuscript paper:
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
"This is a disease and it needs to be cured."
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
Eh? Is Xiaoqin's father a movie actor? Never knew that before! But I did hear that Aunt Ren only embarked on the path of martial arts instruction after she got married!
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
So sad for your sister! There are only Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn on Putai South Street!
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, whose pen name is Teacher Shuiqin..."
In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
"So this young master is the general's son. If my essay doesn't get a high score, I might do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
After thinking about it for a while, I thought I should go to my dad’s hotel without notifying him in advance. First, I would give him a surprise, and secondly, I would make a surprise inspection to see if he was drinking without restraint while I was away.
It's been at least two years, right? No one has asked me for directions in two years!
I saw Xiaoqin at the next table also frowning, so I took a look at her composition paper.
"The U.S. government was frightened and immediately sent a female spy into China to try to seduce my father to steal confidential technology. My father was upright and out of vulgar taste, and sternly rejected her, which was unanimously praised by his leaders and colleagues... "
That way you can be forgiven without shedding tears! The price of doing that is to get shot in the heart, and blood and tears will flow from every orifice in the body!
The title of the essay is "My Father/Mother". Now the teacher has kept pace with the times when setting the topic, taking into account the existence of students from single-parent families like me.
And if Old Man Zhang, the Chinese teacher who has always had a problem with me, finds out, he will definitely despise me even more! I have received a lot of contempt for my ugly handwriting!
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
Damn it, it turns out that I didn’t write it from my own perspective! It’s written from the perspective of our future child!
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
"Nonsense and lies!"
I don’t know if I’m the only one bragging in the essay, but Old Man Zhang asked everyone to take the essay back for parents to sign, so that parents can see what they see in their children’s eyes.
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
I wrote:
Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was dejected. She didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that required signature.
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
Thinking about it, I really messed up yesterday’s composition! Sure enough, it was because you accidentally gave the bikini thong to the class monitor, which greatly reduced your favorability, so you vented it in the essay? What kind of criticism will my composition get
The only time was when a primary school student asked me at the station how to get to the Internet cafe at the base because it was too dark. After seeing my face clearly, he knelt down and begged me for mercy!
I was sad and crying, could it be because I didn’t take the monitor to check out a room at Home Inn while she was favorably favoring me
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
The only time was when a primary school student asked me at the station how to get to the Internet cafe at the base because it was too dark. After seeing my face clearly, he knelt down and begged me for mercy!
I'll tell you, old man Zhang, you have a keen eye for talent! Although I don't know who the "Teacher Shuiqin" and other titles refer to, I can tell with my sharp eyes that Xiaoqin is sick! I also agree that Xiaoqin should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center for proper treatment! Then the monitor and I will visit her during the holidays!
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big X at the end of the article and commented:
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
After thinking about it for a while, I thought I should go to my dad’s hotel without notifying him in advance. First, I would give him a surprise, and secondly, I would make a surprise inspection to see if he was drinking without restraint while I was away.
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
"Nonsense and lies!"
"The U.S. government was frightened and immediately sent a female spy into China to try to seduce my father to steal confidential technology. My father was upright and out of vulgar taste, and sternly rejected her, which was unanimously praised by his leaders and colleagues... "
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
And if Old Man Zhang, the Chinese teacher who has always had a problem with me, finds out, he will definitely despise me even more! I have received a lot of contempt for my ugly handwriting!
I wrote:
"The U.S. government was frightened and immediately sent a female spy into China to try to seduce my father to steal confidential technology. My father was upright and out of vulgar taste, and sternly rejected her, which was unanimously praised by his leaders and colleagues... "
"First of all, the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 is Zhang Bonan, who has nothing to do with your father. Or is he your biological father?"
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
Will I be able to enjoy being asked for directions one day? God turns out to exist! I'm so excited, I'm so sad, I'm so melancholy, I'm bursting into tears!
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
"Alas," Xiao Qin sighed, "It seems I have to put this essay in the time machine in the drawer, hoping that my future mother will sign it for me..."
The old man saw two lines of hot tears flowing out from under my sunglasses, and he was almost frightened to the point of rejuvenating himself and jumped back three feet away.
"And Li Shuangjiang is not a general. There are no civilian generals in China. You little kid, don't listen to the misinformation in society."
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
"Nonsense and lies!"
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
"First of all, the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 is Zhang Bonan, who has nothing to do with your father. Or is he your biological father?"
Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was dejected. She didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that required signature.
Is he a child prodigy created because his parents were too slutty? I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed to have such a child!
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
Damn it, old man Zhang, you are so outrageous! This essay of less than 400 words corrected so many mistakes for me! That’s all. How do you know this story about Saint Seiya? Could it be that your children have asked you this question? And you are a Chinese teacher, why are you correcting my English mistakes? Or can someone just correct my English mistakes
"My father, Ye Yuanfeng, is a noble man who has escaped from vulgar taste..."
Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If you have a time machine, please go back to the past first and warn your childhood self not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be as fierce as I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for you, my childhood sweetheart, to become my wife!
It's been at least two years, right? No one has asked me for directions in two years!
Damn it, it turns out that I didn’t write it from my own perspective! It’s written from the perspective of our future child!
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
I don’t know if I’m the only one bragging in the essay, but Old Man Zhang asked everyone to take the essay back for parents to sign, so that parents can see what they see in their children’s eyes.
I was sad and crying, could it be because I didn’t take the monitor to check out a room at Home Inn while she was favorably favoring me
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
Is he a child prodigy created because his parents were too slutty? I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed to have such a child!
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
Is he a child prodigy created because his parents were too slutty? I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed to have such a child!
"This is a disease and it needs to be cured."
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
The next line reads:
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
I saw Xiaoqin at the next table also frowning, so I took a look at her composition paper.
When I was sorting out the things I wanted to bring home, I accidentally discovered the black sunglasses that Amy gave me last time.
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, whose pen name is Teacher Shuiqin..."
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
It was clearly written on the manuscript paper:
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
"Nonsense and lies!"
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
According to captain Guo Songtao's analysis, the main reason for my scary appearance is between my eyebrows. I have become a habit of frowning, as if I am angry at any time, and the four words "Whoever offends me will die" are always clearly displayed in my eyes. Engraved inside.
I'll tell you, old man Zhang, you have a keen eye for talent! Although I don't know who the "Teacher Shuiqin" and other titles refer to, I can tell with my sharp eyes that Xiaoqin is sick! I also agree that Xiaoqin should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center for proper treatment! Then the monitor and I will visit her during the holidays!
"My father is a famous movie actor..."
Damn it, old man Zhang, you are so outrageous! This essay of less than 400 words corrected so many mistakes for me! That’s all. How do you know this story about Saint Seiya? Could it be that your children have asked you this question? And you are a Chinese teacher, why are you correcting my English mistakes? Or can someone just correct my English mistakes
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
It’s super embarrassing to write it down! In Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, probably only Xiaoqin and Eunuch Cao know what my house sells! Most people have heard that my family runs an online store!
I was sad and crying, could it be because I didn’t take the monitor to check out a room at Home Inn while she was favorably favoring me
I wrote:
But the parents of other classmates must have normal jobs. Even selling Liangpi is more prestigious than my father's job. (I don't mean to look down on Liangpi sellers at all. There is a student in the third grade whose parents are Liangpi sellers. He goes to see Liangpi sellers every summer with his parents. vacation in the Maldives).
The only time was when a primary school student asked me at the station how to get to the Internet cafe at the base because it was too dark. After seeing my face clearly, he knelt down and begged me for mercy!
Eh? Is Xiaoqin's father a movie actor? Never knew that before! But I did hear that Aunt Ren only embarked on the path of martial arts instruction after she got married!
Damn it, it turns out that I didn’t write it from my own perspective! It’s written from the perspective of our future child!
Thinking about it, I really messed up yesterday’s composition! Sure enough, it was because you accidentally gave the bikini thong to the class monitor, which greatly reduced your favorability, so you vented it in the essay? What kind of criticism will my composition get
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
I wrote:
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
"So this young master is the general's son. If my essay doesn't get a high score, I might do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
The next line reads:
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
Do I want to write that my dad operates with integrity and never passes off inferior products as good ones? He has never done anything like replacing the imported motor of a Japanese AV stick with a domestic one. Even the lubricating oil and condoms that come as gifts are not good enough. There are no fake products or expired products.
"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, whose pen name is Teacher Shuiqin..."
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
So I decided to give free rein, and what I'm best at is free play in compositions.
It's been at least two years, right? No one has asked me for directions in two years!
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
"Aside from making readers miserable with her comics, my biggest hobby is to hold my hand and go to the police station to find a big sister with long black hair. She asks me to call her aunt, and she always asks her " Monitor, when do you plan to get married?'"
Damn it, it turns out that I didn’t write it from my own perspective! It’s written from the perspective of our future child!
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big X at the end of the article and commented:
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
"My father and mother are very loving. Whether they are watching TV on the sofa, cooking in the kitchen, or watching the scenery on the balcony, they often hug each other involuntarily. Then I was rushed to the study to study. , I don’t know what they did later..."
But the parents of other classmates must have normal jobs. Even selling Liangpi is more prestigious than my father's job. (I don't mean to look down on Liangpi sellers at all. There is a student in the third grade whose parents are Liangpi sellers. He goes to see Liangpi sellers every summer with his parents. vacation in the Maldives).
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
So I decided to give free rein, and what I'm best at is free play in compositions.
Is he a child prodigy created because his parents were too slutty? I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed to have such a child!
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
After thinking about it for a while, I thought I should go to my dad’s hotel without notifying him in advance. First, I would give him a surprise, and secondly, I would make a surprise inspection to see if he was drinking without restraint while I was away.
It was clearly written on the manuscript paper:
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
Wait, why were you affected by Xiaoqin’s essay? Even she herself was worried about how she would get home and get her mother to sign it!
Since then, a love story about Putai South Street has been circulated in Dongshan City. The content of the story is varied, but the ending is exactly the same: when the young man heard the four words "Putai South Street" again from the person who asked for directions. After the words, I shed tears of sadness...
"Because I was often driven to the study room to study, I accidentally read a lot of books and graduated from college at the age of 13..."
"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, whose pen name is Teacher Shuiqin..."
"Because I was often driven to the study room to study, I accidentally read a lot of books and graduated from college at the age of 13..."
Is he a child prodigy created because his parents were too slutty? I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed to have such a child!
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
"My father and mother are very loving. Whether they are watching TV on the sofa, cooking in the kitchen, or watching the scenery on the balcony, they often hug each other involuntarily. Then I was rushed to the study to study. , I don’t know what they did later..."
The only time was when a primary school student asked me at the station how to get to the Internet cafe at the base because it was too dark. After seeing my face clearly, he knelt down and begged me for mercy!
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was dejected. She didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that required signature.
Eh? Is Xiaoqin's father a movie actor? Never knew that before! But I did hear that Aunt Ren only embarked on the path of martial arts instruction after she got married!
"Aside from making readers miserable with her comics, my biggest hobby is to hold my hand and go to the police station to find a big sister with long black hair. She asks me to call her aunt, and she always asks her " Monitor, when do you plan to get married?'"
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
It’s super embarrassing to write it down! In Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, probably only Xiaoqin and Eunuch Cao know what my house sells! Most people have heard that my family runs an online store!
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
Thinking about it, I really messed up yesterday’s composition! Sure enough, it was because you accidentally gave the bikini thong to the class monitor, which greatly reduced your favorability, so you vented it in the essay? What kind of criticism will my composition get
I wrote:
Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big X at the end of the article and commented:
"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, whose pen name is Teacher Shuiqin..."
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
"The U.S. government was frightened and immediately sent a female spy into China to try to seduce my father to steal confidential technology. My father was upright and out of vulgar taste, and sternly rejected her, which was unanimously praised by his leaders and colleagues... "
"So this young master is the general's son. If my essay doesn't get a high score, I might do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
It's been at least two years, right? No one has asked me for directions in two years!
Will I be able to enjoy being asked for directions one day? God turns out to exist! I'm so excited, I'm so sad, I'm so melancholy, I'm bursting into tears!
Damn it, it turns out that I didn’t write it from my own perspective! It’s written from the perspective of our future child!
Thinking about it, I really messed up yesterday’s composition! Sure enough, it was because you accidentally gave the bikini thong to the class monitor, which greatly reduced your favorability, so you vented it in the essay? What kind of criticism will my composition get
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
"First of all, the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 is Zhang Bonan, who has nothing to do with your father. Or is he your biological father?"
Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If you have a time machine, please go back to the past first and warn your childhood self not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be as fierce as I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for you, my childhood sweetheart, to become my wife!
The only time was when a primary school student asked me at the station how to get to the Internet cafe at the base because it was too dark. After seeing my face clearly, he knelt down and begged me for mercy!
Someone... someone asked me for directions! ? An old man with white hair and a weak body didn't avoid me, but asked me for directions! !
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
It’s super embarrassing to write it down! In Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, probably only Xiaoqin and Eunuch Cao know what my house sells! Most people have heard that my family runs an online store!
The old man saw two lines of hot tears flowing out from under my sunglasses, and he was almost frightened to the point of rejuvenating himself and jumped back three feet away.
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
So I decided to give free rein, and what I'm best at is free play in compositions.
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
Wait, why were you affected by Xiaoqin’s essay? Even she herself was worried about how she would get home and get her mother to sign it!
"First of all, the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 is Zhang Bonan, who has nothing to do with your father. Or is he your biological father?"
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If you have a time machine, please go back to the past first and warn your childhood self not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be as fierce as I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for you, my childhood sweetheart, to become my wife!
"So this young master is the general's son. If my essay doesn't get a high score, I might do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
I don’t know if I’m the only one bragging in the essay, but Old Man Zhang asked everyone to take the essay back for parents to sign, so that parents can see what they see in their children’s eyes.
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
I wrote:
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
Will I be able to enjoy being asked for directions one day? God turns out to exist! I'm so excited, I'm so sad, I'm so melancholy, I'm bursting into tears!
I wrote:
And if Old Man Zhang, the Chinese teacher who has always had a problem with me, finds out, he will definitely despise me even more! I have received a lot of contempt for my ugly handwriting!
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
"This is a disease and it needs to be cured."
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
So I decided to give free rein, and what I'm best at is free play in compositions.
I'll tell you, old man Zhang, you have a keen eye for talent! Although I don't know who the "Teacher Shuiqin" and other titles refer to, I can tell with my sharp eyes that Xiaoqin is sick! I also agree that Xiaoqin should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center for proper treatment! Then the monitor and I will visit her during the holidays!
But the parents of other classmates must have normal jobs. Even selling Liangpi is more prestigious than my father's job. (I don't mean to look down on Liangpi sellers at all. There is a student in the third grade whose parents are Liangpi sellers. He goes to see Liangpi sellers every summer with his parents. vacation in the Maldives).
In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
"Alas," Xiao Qin sighed, "It seems I have to put this essay in the time machine in the drawer, hoping that my future mother will sign it for me..."
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
I don’t know if I’m the only one bragging in the essay, but Old Man Zhang asked everyone to take the essay back for parents to sign, so that parents can see what they see in their children’s eyes.
Although I don’t have the confidence to become a famous movie actor, I have a better chance of becoming a cartoonist than you anyway! It seems that I have to work hard or my family of three will be hungry!
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
I'll tell you, old man Zhang, you have a keen eye for talent! Although I don't know who the "Teacher Shuiqin" and other titles refer to, I can tell with my sharp eyes that Xiaoqin is sick! I also agree that Xiaoqin should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center for proper treatment! Then the monitor and I will visit her during the holidays!
I saw Xiaoqin at the next table also frowning, so I took a look at her composition paper.
Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big X at the end of the article and commented:
Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If you have a time machine, please go back to the past first and warn your childhood self not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be as fierce as I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for you, my childhood sweetheart, to become my wife!
"Aside from making readers miserable with her comics, my biggest hobby is to hold my hand and go to the police station to find a big sister with long black hair. She asks me to call her aunt, and she always asks her " Monitor, when do you plan to get married?'"
The next line reads:
Do I want to write that my dad operates with integrity and never passes off inferior products as good ones? He has never done anything like replacing the imported motor of a Japanese AV stick with a domestic one. Even the lubricating oil and condoms that come as gifts are not good enough. There are no fake products or expired products.
And if Old Man Zhang, the Chinese teacher who has always had a problem with me, finds out, he will definitely despise me even more! I have received a lot of contempt for my ugly handwriting!
So, I wrote at the beginning:
So I decided to give free rein, and what I'm best at is free play in compositions.
"So this young master is the general's son. If my essay doesn't get a high score, I might do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was dejected. She didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that required signature.
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
Will I be able to enjoy being asked for directions one day? God turns out to exist! I'm so excited, I'm so sad, I'm so melancholy, I'm bursting into tears!
Do I want to write that my dad operates with integrity and never passes off inferior products as good ones? He has never done anything like replacing the imported motor of a Japanese AV stick with a domestic one. Even the lubricating oil and condoms that come as gifts are not good enough. There are no fake products or expired products.
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
But the parents of other classmates must have normal jobs. Even selling Liangpi is more prestigious than my father's job. (I don't mean to look down on Liangpi sellers at all. There is a student in the third grade whose parents are Liangpi sellers. He goes to see Liangpi sellers every summer with his parents. vacation in the Maldives).
Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big X at the end of the article and commented:
It's been at least two years, right? No one has asked me for directions in two years!
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
"Finally, 'Forgiveness of the Goddess of Dawn' was a stupid mistake made by the early translators of 'Saint Seiya'. The correct translation of 'Aurora Execution' should be 'Aurora Execution'. This is what happened if you didn't study hard when you were a child!"
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
Until the end of school, Xiaoqin was dejected. She didn't know how her mother would criticize herself after reading this essay that required signature.
It was clearly written on the manuscript paper:
I don’t know if I’m the only one bragging in the essay, but Old Man Zhang asked everyone to take the essay back for parents to sign, so that parents can see what they see in their children’s eyes.
"This is a disease and it needs to be cured."
After thinking about it for a while, I thought I should go to my dad’s hotel without notifying him in advance. First, I would give him a surprise, and secondly, I would make a surprise inspection to see if he was drinking without restraint while I was away.
So, I wrote at the beginning:
According to captain Guo Songtao's analysis, the main reason for my scary appearance is between my eyebrows. I have become a habit of frowning, as if I am angry at any time, and the four words "Whoever offends me will die" are always clearly displayed in my eyes. Engraved inside.
In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
"Because I was often driven to the study room to study, I accidentally read a lot of books and graduated from college at the age of 13..."
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
I'll tell you, old man Zhang, you have a keen eye for talent! Although I don't know who the "Teacher Shuiqin" and other titles refer to, I can tell with my sharp eyes that Xiaoqin is sick! I also agree that Xiaoqin should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center for proper treatment! Then the monitor and I will visit her during the holidays!
When I was sorting out the things I wanted to bring home, I accidentally discovered the black sunglasses that Amy gave me last time.
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
Eh? Is Xiaoqin's father a movie actor? Never knew that before! But I did hear that Aunt Ren only embarked on the path of martial arts instruction after she got married!
"In addition, my father pushed my mother down on the dining table yesterday. I had to go to the study room to study in the middle of the meal. And I may have a younger brother or younger sister..."
The old man saw two lines of hot tears flowing out from under my sunglasses, and he was almost frightened to the point of rejuvenating himself and jumped back three feet away.
According to captain Guo Songtao's analysis, the main reason for my scary appearance is between my eyebrows. I have become a habit of frowning, as if I am angry at any time, and the four words "Whoever offends me will die" are always clearly displayed in my eyes. Engraved inside.
How deceptive! Fortunately, I didn’t write that my dad is the invincible Superman from Krypton! Although it is too much to say that dad is the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, it should be easier for dad who is usually confused to get him to sign, right
In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
I'll tell you, old man Zhang, you have a keen eye for talent! Although I don't know who the "Teacher Shuiqin" and other titles refer to, I can tell with my sharp eyes that Xiaoqin is sick! I also agree that Xiaoqin should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center for proper treatment! Then the monitor and I will visit her during the holidays!
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
I'll tell you, old man Zhang, you have a keen eye for talent! Although I don't know who the "Teacher Shuiqin" and other titles refer to, I can tell with my sharp eyes that Xiaoqin is sick! I also agree that Xiaoqin should be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center for proper treatment! Then the monitor and I will visit her during the holidays!
"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, whose pen name is Teacher Shuiqin..."
I saw Xiaoqin at the next table also frowning, so I took a look at her composition paper.
So, if I cover my eyes with sunglasses, maybe people will mistake me for being a good person!
"Young man, how do I get to Putai South Street?"
"And Li Shuangjiang is not a general. There are no civilian generals in China. You little kid, don't listen to the misinformation in society."
So sad for your sister! There are only Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn on Putai South Street!
Damn it, am I going to look like this after I get married? Are you in love anytime, 24 hours a day
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
Do I want to write that my dad operates with integrity and never passes off inferior products as good ones? He has never done anything like replacing the imported motor of a Japanese AV stick with a domestic one. Even the lubricating oil and condoms that come as gifts are not good enough. There are no fake products or expired products.
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
So sad for your sister! There are only Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn on Putai South Street!
Damn it, it turns out that I didn’t write it from my own perspective! It’s written from the perspective of our future child!
Thinking about it, I really messed up yesterday’s composition! Sure enough, it was because you accidentally gave the bikini thong to the class monitor, which greatly reduced your favorability, so you vented it in the essay? What kind of criticism will my composition get
"My mother is an internationally renowned cartoonist, whose pen name is Teacher Shuiqin..."
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
"And Li Shuangjiang is not a general. There are no civilian generals in China. You little kid, don't listen to the misinformation in society."
Someone... someone asked me for directions! ? An old man with white hair and a weak body didn't avoid me, but asked me for directions! !
The old man saw two lines of hot tears flowing out from under my sunglasses, and he was almost frightened to the point of rejuvenating himself and jumped back three feet away.
"So this young master is the general's son. If my essay doesn't get a high score, I might do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
"Young man, how do I get to Putai South Street?"
It was clearly written on the manuscript paper:
"And Li Shuangjiang is not a general. There are no civilian generals in China. You little kid, don't listen to the misinformation in society."
"Anyway, my dad is great. I've collected enough words and it's over..."
It was clearly written on the manuscript paper:
It was easier to get my father's signature for my essay, but we, the father and son, had to make some moves. First, we called my father to come home, and second, we went to my father's hotel by ourselves.
Someone... someone asked me for directions! ? An old man with white hair and a weak body didn't avoid me, but asked me for directions! !
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
"Aside from making readers miserable with her comics, my biggest hobby is to hold my hand and go to the police station to find a big sister with long black hair. She asks me to call her aunt, and she always asks her " Monitor, when do you plan to get married?'"
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
"Alas," Xiao Qin sighed, "It seems I have to put this essay in the time machine in the drawer, hoping that my future mother will sign it for me..."
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
Picking up the manuscript paper and taking a closer look, Old Man Zhang drew a big X at the end of the article and commented:
Is he a child prodigy created because his parents were too slutty? I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed to have such a child!
When I was sorting out the things I wanted to bring home, I accidentally discovered the black sunglasses that Amy gave me last time.
The only time was when a primary school student asked me at the station how to get to the Internet cafe at the base because it was too dark. After seeing my face clearly, he knelt down and begged me for mercy!
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
Are you deliberately going to show off in front of the monitor? Through the mouth of an imaginary child, I accidentally expressed my true thoughts!
It's been at least two years, right? No one has asked me for directions in two years!
Ahhh! Now that milk powder is so expensive, I have to work harder! It was so hard for me to raise a dog before, let alone raise a child!
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
"And Li Shuangjiang is not a general. There are no civilian generals in China. You little kid, don't listen to the misinformation in society."
Will I be able to enjoy being asked for directions one day? God turns out to exist! I'm so excited, I'm so sad, I'm so melancholy, I'm bursting into tears!
"My father is a famous movie actor..."
Do you have a time machine in your drawer? If you have a time machine, please go back to the past first and warn your childhood self not to bully me! In that case, I don't have to be as fierce as I am now, and I will leave a glimmer of hope for you, my childhood sweetheart, to become my wife!
I saw Xiaoqin at the next table also frowning, so I took a look at her composition paper.
"My father is the chief designer of Shenzhou 10. The Shenzhou 10 spacecraft he designed is not only equipped with laser cannons, but also magnetic monopole cannons, proton accelerating cannons, atomic deceleration cannons, neutrino superspeed cannons, and quark cannons. Spiral cannon, Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness Cannon, Vientiane Sky-detonating Earth-Exploding Star Cannon..."
So, I wrote at the beginning:
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
"My father and mother are very loving. Whether they are watching TV on the sofa, cooking in the kitchen, or watching the scenery on the balcony, they often hug each other involuntarily. Then I was rushed to the study to study. , I don’t know what they did later..."
The old man saw two lines of hot tears flowing out from under my sunglasses, and he was almost frightened to the point of rejuvenating himself and jumped back three feet away.
It's been at least two years, right? No one has asked me for directions in two years!
"My father is a famous movie actor..."
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
Could it be that unlike me, even if her parents are divorced, the relationship between Xiaoqin and her father is still relatively good? Generally speaking, shouldn't this kind of composition be about the mother who has been living with her
Since then, a love story about Putai South Street has been circulated in Dongshan City. The content of the story is varied, but the ending is exactly the same: when the young man heard the four words "Putai South Street" again from the person who asked for directions. After the words, I shed tears of sadness...
Someone... someone asked me for directions! ? An old man with white hair and a weak body didn't avoid me, but asked me for directions! !
Anyway, there’s nothing too important today, so just put on your sunglasses and go out and see what the effect is!
"Alas," Xiao Qin sighed, "It seems I have to put this essay in the time machine in the drawer, hoping that my future mother will sign it for me..."
So sad for your sister! There are only Love Pet Hospital, Shangdao Cafe, and Home Inn on Putai South Street!
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
Is he a child prodigy created because his parents were too slutty? I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed to have such a child!
According to captain Guo Songtao's analysis, the main reason for my scary appearance is between my eyebrows. I have become a habit of frowning, as if I am angry at any time, and the four words "Whoever offends me will die" are always clearly displayed in my eyes. Engraved inside.
Bastard! Do you just teach your children by words and deeds? What should I do if it has a negative impact on my child’s growth? It’s not enough to have one child, why two more? I will be punished by the Family Planning Commission! You really think my dad is a general!
"Because I was often driven to the study room to study, I accidentally read a lot of books and graduated from college at the age of 13..."
In the afternoon Chinese class, yesterday’s class composition was distributed.
"Nonsense and lies!"
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!
I was sad and crying, could it be because I didn’t take the monitor to check out a room at Home Inn while she was favorably favoring me
Do I want to write that my dad operates with integrity and never passes off inferior products as good ones? He has never done anything like replacing the imported motor of a Japanese AV stick with a domestic one. Even the lubricating oil and condoms that come as gifts are not good enough. There are no fake products or expired products.
"My dad protected our country by himself, so he was awarded the rank of general like Li Shuangjiang. Now the neighbors call my dad General Ye..."
Don't say that opening an adult products store is in bad taste! We are here to help lonely men and women vent their sexual stress and reduce sexual crimes! The harmony of the Republic is half that of the police and half that of ours! It’s already noble that we don’t care about the state’s subsidies!
Eh? Is Xiaoqin's father a movie actor? Never knew that before! But I did hear that Aunt Ren only embarked on the path of martial arts instruction after she got married!
That way you can be forgiven without shedding tears! The price of doing that is to get shot in the heart, and blood and tears will flow from every orifice in the body!
"First of all, the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 is Zhang Bonan, who has nothing to do with your father. Or is he your biological father?"
Wearing sunglasses and carrying a shoulder bag, I was on the street corner preparing to take a taxi when an old man walked over shakily.
Old man Zhang’s red pen comments are even more eye-catching:
Ever since I changed into what I look like now, no one has ever asked me for directions!