The little fat boy Zuo Xiong was so focused on stealing the bicycle seat that he didn't even notice that the squad leader and I were approaching before I spoke up to stop him.
"Well... there shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded..."
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me: "Give back the wrench."
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
"I don't dare. Even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay it..."
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
You bastard, stop it now! If you stole the bicycle seat and only left the steel pipe underneath, it is already very dark now. What if the squad leader sits on it without seeing clearly (although the possibility is very small) and is stabbed by the steel pipe
You bastard, stop it now! If you stole the bicycle seat and only left the steel pipe underneath, it is already very dark now. What if the squad leader sits on it without seeing clearly (although the possibility is very small) and is stabbed by the steel pipe
"Master driver, keep this wrench for self-defense!"
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
You bastard, stop it now! If you stole the bicycle seat and only left the steel pipe underneath, it is already very dark now. What if the squad leader sits on it without seeing clearly (although the possibility is very small) and is stabbed by the steel pipe
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
"Put the knife away!" The young traffic policeman stepped between the two of them, "If you have anything to say, talk to the police station!"
I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.
After I shouted angrily, he was shaken all over, and he raised his dark eyes and looked at me.
So this super weapon temporarily went into my shoulder bag.
"I didn't take your necklace! Did you lose it somewhere else?"
Lying among the remains of the watermelon, Zuo Xiong thought he would die soon and continued to say to me in a daze:
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
In order not to be mistaken for a wanted criminal, I put on my sunglasses again.
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
The traffic policeman said and took off the baton from his waist.
Seeing that the squad leader ignored him, Zuo Xiong turned his head again in a daze and said to me next to him:
The little fat boy Zuo Xiong was so focused on stealing the bicycle seat that he didn't even notice that the squad leader and I were approaching before I spoke up to stop him.
Dad reminded weakly: "Not once, but four times..."
"Brother! Brother, I don't want the money for the car! You are too generous to let me go!"
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
In order not to be mistaken for a wanted criminal, I put on my sunglasses again.
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
Realizing that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply hit. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran away, shouting loudly as he ran:
When Zuo Xiong hurriedly ran away along the street, he was still holding the wrench used to remove the car seat. There was a traffic policeman dealing with drunk driving in front of him. Zuo Xiong, who was panicking, bumped into the traffic policeman.
"Listen to me! Aren't you a person who sells love|fun|use|products? The nature of what happened last Saturday is just equivalent to me treating you as a love|fun|use|product and using it once!"
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
I took the wrench out of the bag first.
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
Dad reminded weakly: "Not once, but four times..."
I'm worried about my IQ! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You don’t have three hundred taels of silver here!
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
The little traffic policeman was yellow and skinny. He was nervous because the drunk driver kept saying "There's someone above me". It didn't matter that he was hit by Zuo Xiong. The main reason was that the big wrench in Zuo Xiong's hand scared the traffic policeman.
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
"Do you want to chase me?" Because I was carrying a lot of things in my hands, I asked the monitor for his opinion.
Not long after I arrived in front of the hotel, the light in the car was a bit dark. I took off the sunglasses I had brought with me all the way and started looking for my wallet in my shoulder bag.
If you listen carefully, it's wrong. This very loud female voice seems to be Aunt Ren.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
I followed from behind and found Zuo Xiong lying on the cart covered with broken watermelons. He might have had a concussion. He saw that he was covered in red and thought he would not survive.
The little fat boy Zuo Xiong was so focused on stealing the bicycle seat that he didn't even notice that the squad leader and I were approaching before I spoke up to stop him.
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
Eh? Dad, are you finally under the bad influence of Director Cao and can't help but feel lonely? Not only did the chicken crow, but you also didn’t give money to others? Although I have some cash in my wallet, it is really the most depraved situation for my son to pay his father for prostitution!
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
"No need," the squad leader sighed, "he didn't take off the bicycle seat anyway..."
"Do you want to chase me?" Because I was carrying a lot of things in my hands, I asked the monitor for his opinion.
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
Before he finished speaking, a new situation emerged.
My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, has no backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, and has completely embarrassed me, the Spartan prince.
"Master driver, keep this wrench for self-defense!"
"Listen to me! Aren't you a person who sells love|fun|use|products? The nature of what happened last Saturday is just equivalent to me treating you as a love|fun|use|product and using it once!"
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
"What did you say!?"
Speaking of which, this is my first time visiting this hotel. Maybe it’s because it’s close to the University Town in the East District, and there are a lot of college students coming in pairs to check out rooms.
When Zuo Xiong hurriedly ran away along the street, he was still holding the wrench used to remove the car seat. There was a traffic policeman dealing with drunk driving in front of him. Zuo Xiong, who was panicking, bumped into the traffic policeman.
"I don't dare. Even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay it..."
When Zuo Xiong hurriedly ran away along the street, he was still holding the wrench used to remove the car seat. There was a traffic policeman dealing with drunk driving in front of him. Zuo Xiong, who was panicking, bumped into the traffic policeman.
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
Suddenly I thought of something very important, so I temporarily handed the two shopping bags to the squad leader, then took out the big wrench from the unconscious Zuo Xiong, returned to the squad leader's bicycle, and unscrewed the bolts under the seat that had been loosened. , retightened.
My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, has no backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, and has completely embarrassed me, the Spartan prince.
"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch my butt?"
The taxi driver, who had been chatting and laughing just now, couldn't help but shudder when he saw my ferocious look in the rearview mirror.
The little traffic policeman was yellow and skinny. He was nervous because the drunk driver kept saying "There's someone above me". It didn't matter that he was hit by Zuo Xiong. The main reason was that the big wrench in Zuo Xiong's hand scared the traffic policeman.
The traffic policeman said and took off the baton from his waist.
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
When Zuo Xiong hurriedly ran away along the street, he was still holding the wrench used to remove the car seat. There was a traffic policeman dealing with drunk driving in front of him. Zuo Xiong, who was panicking, bumped into the traffic policeman.
Hey, this wrench is really in the way. I wouldn't have put it inside if I had known better.
Hey, this wrench is really in the way. I wouldn't have put it inside if I had known better.
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
"Ah? You dare to attack the police!?"
After I shouted angrily, he was shaken all over, and he raised his dark eyes and looked at me.
"What old neighbor! There is no relationship at all between you and me! Do you really think I have a crush on you?"
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
Damn it, did you have sex with the bicycle seat? Since I'm going to die, I might as well make a more ambitious wish!
I took the wrench out of the bag first.
I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.
"Put the knife away!" The young traffic policeman stepped between the two of them, "If you have anything to say, talk to the police station!"
Dad reminded weakly: "Not once, but four times..."
The traffic policeman said and took off the baton from his waist.
"What did you say!?"
After saying these words, Zuo Xiong tilted his neck to the right and died... No, he fainted.
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
"It's unfair! I didn't attack the police!"
I finally paid the driver the full amount and gave him the wrench. I patted his shoulder and said:
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
So this super weapon temporarily went into my shoulder bag.
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"Brother! Brother, I don't want the money for the car! You are too generous to let me go!"
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
"Yes Yes… "
Zuo Xiong cried and ran towards the road. The drunk driver took advantage of the traffic police's distraction and stepped on the accelerator of the truck to escape. As a result, the truck that had just started hit Zuo Xiong! It flew out like a round rubber ball! He fell on a cart of watermelons! The watermelon was all broken into pieces and stained Zuo Xiong's body with red liquid. The melon vendor expressed his heartache!
The truck driver, who smelled of alcohol and had sweat on his shirt, said angrily: "Do you really think you are selling cakes?"
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
I'm worried about my IQ! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You don’t have three hundred taels of silver here!
After all, Zuo Xiong was our classmate at the same school, and his life was at stake. The monitor shouted to me, "Go and have a look," and ran over first.
Zuo Xiong cried and ran towards the road. The drunk driver took advantage of the traffic police's distraction and stepped on the accelerator of the truck to escape. As a result, the truck that had just started hit Zuo Xiong! It flew out like a round rubber ball! He fell on a cart of watermelons! The watermelon was all broken into pieces and stained Zuo Xiong's body with red liquid. The melon vendor expressed his heartache!
"Yes Yes… "
After saying these words, Zuo Xiong tilted his neck to the right and died... No, he fainted.
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
I followed from behind and found Zuo Xiong lying on the cart covered with broken watermelons. He might have had a concussion. He saw that he was covered in red and thought he would not survive.
If you listen carefully, it's wrong. This very loud female voice seems to be Aunt Ren.
"There is true love in the world. I never thought that there are good people in the underworld too!"
Speaking of which, this is my first time visiting this hotel. Maybe it’s because it’s close to the University Town in the East District, and there are a lot of college students coming in pairs to check out rooms.
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
Zuo Xiong, who looked half-smiling but not smiling, stretched out a trembling hand to the squad leader, who took a step back in disgust.
Before he finished speaking, a new situation emerged.
Realizing that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply hit. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran away, shouting loudly as he ran:
Damn it, did you have sex with the bicycle seat? Since I'm going to die, I might as well make a more ambitious wish!
Not long after I arrived in front of the hotel, the light in the car was a bit dark. I took off the sunglasses I had brought with me all the way and started looking for my wallet in my shoulder bag.
"120? Someone was hit by a car here and the location is... "
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
"No need," the squad leader sighed, "he didn't take off the bicycle seat anyway..."
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
"I must become... Shasha's bicycle seat in the next life..."
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
Suddenly I thought of something very important, so I temporarily handed the two shopping bags to the squad leader, then took out the big wrench from the unconscious Zuo Xiong, returned to the squad leader's bicycle, and unscrewed the bolts under the seat that had been loosened. , retightened.
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
Looking back, I planned to take credit from the squad leader who suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder, but unfortunately the squad leader didn't notice my move.
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
Damn it, did you have sex with the bicycle seat? Since I'm going to die, I might as well make a more ambitious wish!
Realizing that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply hit. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran away, shouting loudly as he ran:
Seeing that the squad leader ignored him, Zuo Xiong turned his head again in a daze and said to me next to him:
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
"Well... there shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded..."
"Master driver, keep this wrench for self-defense!"
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
"No, it's nothing. I just want to strengthen our relationship. We are old neighbors..."
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
"It's safe now!" I patted the bicycle seat and asked the monitor for the second time to take credit.
nonsense! That's not blood, it's watermelon! The melon vendor is very confident about the sweet watermelon! Because the squad leader dialed the emergency number for you, the vendor pestered the squad leader hoping to get compensation!
"I didn't take your necklace! Did you lose it somewhere else?"
I followed from behind and found Zuo Xiong lying on the cart covered with broken watermelons. He might have had a concussion. He saw that he was covered in red and thought he would not survive.
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
"Shut up! Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter?"
I took a look at the scene of the accident. Because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived quickly, and the medical staff were carrying Zuo Xiong into the car.
After listening to the squad leader's words, the hawker suddenly realized and started to pester the truck driver.
"Do you want to chase me?" Because I was carrying a lot of things in my hands, I asked the monitor for his opinion.
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
"No, it's nothing. I just want to strengthen our relationship. We are old neighbors..."
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
The truck driver, who smelled of alcohol and had sweat on his shirt, said angrily: "Do you really think you are selling cakes?"
"What else are you doing for him? Will you dismantle your car seat again later?" I joked, "I helped him eliminate the evidence of assaulting the police, but I did him a huge favor!"
"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch my butt?"
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"What else are you doing for him? Will you dismantle your car seat again later?" I joked, "I helped him eliminate the evidence of assaulting the police, but I did him a huge favor!"
The truck driver, who smelled of alcohol and had sweat on his shirt, said angrily: "Do you really think you are selling cakes?"
Lying among the remains of the watermelon, Zuo Xiong thought he would die soon and continued to say to me in a daze:
"Put the knife away!" The young traffic policeman stepped between the two of them, "If you have anything to say, talk to the police station!"
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
"What happened four times! Are you still planning to ask me for royalties?"
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
Lying among the remains of the watermelon, Zuo Xiong thought he would die soon and continued to say to me in a daze:
“…”
After listening to the squad leader's words, the hawker suddenly realized and started to pester the truck driver.
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
The monitor warned me before leaving.
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
"Listen to me! Aren't you a person who sells love|fun|use|products? The nature of what happened last Saturday is just equivalent to me treating you as a love|fun|use|product and using it once!"
Hey, this wrench is really in the way. I wouldn't have put it inside if I had known better.
"What happened four times! Are you still planning to ask me for royalties?"
Don't call the monitor by his nickname in such a disgusting way! According to Shu Zhe, only the class monitor’s parents call her “Shasha”! And what are you going to do in the next life
"It's unfair! I didn't attack the police!"
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
Zuo Xiong cried and ran towards the road. The drunk driver took advantage of the traffic police's distraction and stepped on the accelerator of the truck to escape. As a result, the truck that had just started hit Zuo Xiong! It flew out like a round rubber ball! He fell on a cart of watermelons! The watermelon was all broken into pieces and stained Zuo Xiong's body with red liquid. The melon vendor expressed his heartache!
"I must become... Shasha's bicycle seat in the next life..."
I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.
"Yes Yes… "
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
Lying among the remains of the watermelon, Zuo Xiong thought he would die soon and continued to say to me in a daze:
The traffic policeman said and took off the baton from his waist.
"Yes Yes… "
"Put the knife away!" The young traffic policeman stepped between the two of them, "If you have anything to say, talk to the police station!"
Damn it, did you have sex with the bicycle seat? Since I'm going to die, I might as well make a more ambitious wish!
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
Eh? Dad, are you finally under the bad influence of Director Cao and can't help but feel lonely? Not only did the chicken crow, but you also didn’t give money to others? Although I have some cash in my wallet, it is really the most depraved situation for my son to pay his father for prostitution!
Not long after I arrived in front of the hotel, the light in the car was a bit dark. I took off the sunglasses I had brought with me all the way and started looking for my wallet in my shoulder bag.
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
Lying among the remains of the watermelon, Zuo Xiong thought he would die soon and continued to say to me in a daze:
"I don't dare. Even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay it..."
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
I followed from behind and found Zuo Xiong lying on the cart covered with broken watermelons. He might have had a concussion. He saw that he was covered in red and thought he would not survive.
After saying these words, Zuo Xiong tilted his neck to the right and died... No, he fainted.
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
You bastard, stop it now! If you stole the bicycle seat and only left the steel pipe underneath, it is already very dark now. What if the squad leader sits on it without seeing clearly (although the possibility is very small) and is stabbed by the steel pipe
So this super weapon temporarily went into my shoulder bag.
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
Don't call the monitor by his nickname in such a disgusting way! According to Shu Zhe, only the class monitor’s parents call her “Shasha”! And what are you going to do in the next life
I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends. Don't just play around. Remember to do your homework."
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
Eh? Dad, are you finally under the bad influence of Director Cao and can't help but feel lonely? Not only did the chicken crow, but you also didn’t give money to others? Although I have some cash in my wallet, it is really the most depraved situation for my son to pay his father for prostitution!
"Listen to me! Aren't you a person who sells love|fun|use|products? The nature of what happened last Saturday is just equivalent to me treating you as a love|fun|use|product and using it once!"
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
Looking back, I planned to take credit from the squad leader who suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder, but unfortunately the squad leader didn't notice my move.
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
"I don't dare. Even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay it..."
Suddenly I thought of something very important, so I temporarily handed the two shopping bags to the squad leader, then took out the big wrench from the unconscious Zuo Xiong, returned to the squad leader's bicycle, and unscrewed the bolts under the seat that had been loosened. , retightened.
"Yes Yes… "
"What happened four times! Are you still planning to ask me for royalties?"
I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.
"It's unfair! I didn't attack the police!"
After this dangerous episode, the squad leader seemed to feel that someone was almost killed because of his own relationship, so he felt a little scared and blamed himself. She didn't talk to me any more, put her goods in the bicycle basket, got on the saddle neatly, and rode away.
"I didn't take your necklace! Did you lose it somewhere else?"
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
Eh? The monitor doesn’t seem to want to praise me too much! Could it be that I, who had taken several pictures of the bicycle seat, looked like I was using the pretense of repairing the bike to have indirect contact with the squad leader’s buttocks!
"It's safe now!" I patted the bicycle seat and asked the monitor for the second time to take credit.
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
Don't call the monitor by his nickname in such a disgusting way! According to Shu Zhe, only the class monitor’s parents call her “Shasha”! And what are you going to do in the next life
"What happened four times! Are you still planning to ask me for royalties?"
Eh? The monitor doesn’t seem to want to praise me too much! Could it be that I, who had taken several pictures of the bicycle seat, looked like I was using the pretense of repairing the bike to have indirect contact with the squad leader’s buttocks!
My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, has no backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, and has completely embarrassed me, the Spartan prince.
"What is it!? Tell me, do you have any evil thoughts about me? Why did you send a text message to ask me out for dinner?"
When Zuo Xiong hurriedly ran away along the street, he was still holding the wrench used to remove the car seat. There was a traffic policeman dealing with drunk driving in front of him. Zuo Xiong, who was panicking, bumped into the traffic policeman.
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me: "Give back the wrench."
The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me: "Give back the wrench."
I'm worried about my IQ! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You don’t have three hundred taels of silver here!
I took a look at the scene of the accident. Because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived quickly, and the medical staff were carrying Zuo Xiong into the car.
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
"What else are you doing for him? Will you dismantle your car seat again later?" I joked, "I helped him eliminate the evidence of assaulting the police, but I did him a huge favor!"
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
I took a look at the scene of the accident. Because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived quickly, and the medical staff were carrying Zuo Xiong into the car.
So this super weapon temporarily went into my shoulder bag.
"What is it!? Tell me, do you have any evil thoughts about me? Why did you send a text message to ask me out for dinner?"
Hey, this wrench is really in the way. I wouldn't have put it inside if I had known better.
The little fat boy Zuo Xiong was so focused on stealing the bicycle seat that he didn't even notice that the squad leader and I were approaching before I spoke up to stop him.
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
"Well... there shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded..."
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
Don't call the monitor by his nickname in such a disgusting way! According to Shu Zhe, only the class monitor’s parents call her “Shasha”! And what are you going to do in the next life
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
After this dangerous episode, the squad leader seemed to feel that someone was almost killed because of his own relationship, so he felt a little scared and blamed himself. She didn't talk to me any more, put her goods in the bicycle basket, got on the saddle neatly, and rode away.
"I don't have one... As for the silver necklace, could it have been taken away by the cleaners when they were sweeping the floor..."
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
"Master driver, keep this wrench for self-defense!"
Not long after I arrived in front of the hotel, the light in the car was a bit dark. I took off the sunglasses I had brought with me all the way and started looking for my wallet in my shoulder bag.
I'm worried about my IQ! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You don’t have three hundred taels of silver here!
The monitor warned me before leaving.
Seeing that the squad leader ignored him, Zuo Xiong turned his head again in a daze and said to me next to him:
"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends. Don't just play around. Remember to do your homework."
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
Suddenly I thought of something very important, so I temporarily handed the two shopping bags to the squad leader, then took out the big wrench from the unconscious Zuo Xiong, returned to the squad leader's bicycle, and unscrewed the bolts under the seat that had been loosened. , retightened.
"What old neighbor! There is no relationship at all between you and me! Do you really think I have a crush on you?"
"Brother! Brother, I don't want the money for the car! You are too generous to let me go!"
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"I don't have one... As for the silver necklace, could it have been taken away by the cleaners when they were sweeping the floor..."
"120? Someone was hit by a car here and the location is... "
The monitor warned me before leaving.
"Ah? You dare to attack the police!?"
After this dangerous episode, the squad leader seemed to feel that someone was almost killed because of his own relationship, so he felt a little scared and blamed himself. She didn't talk to me any more, put her goods in the bicycle basket, got on the saddle neatly, and rode away.
I took the wrench out of the bag first.
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends. Don't just play around. Remember to do your homework."
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch my butt?"
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
After listening to the squad leader's words, the hawker suddenly realized and started to pester the truck driver.
Suddenly I thought of something very important, so I temporarily handed the two shopping bags to the squad leader, then took out the big wrench from the unconscious Zuo Xiong, returned to the squad leader's bicycle, and unscrewed the bolts under the seat that had been loosened. , retightened.
My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, has no backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, and has completely embarrassed me, the Spartan prince.
I wanted to answer this in my heart, but on the surface I could only nod silently to express my compliance.
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
"What else are you doing for him? Will you dismantle your car seat again later?" I joked, "I helped him eliminate the evidence of assaulting the police, but I did him a huge favor!"
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
After saying these words, Zuo Xiong tilted his neck to the right and died... No, he fainted.
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch my butt?"
The taxi driver, who had been chatting and laughing just now, couldn't help but shudder when he saw my ferocious look in the rearview mirror.
Speaking of which, this is my first time visiting this hotel. Maybe it’s because it’s close to the University Town in the East District, and there are a lot of college students coming in pairs to check out rooms.
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.
Eh? Dad, are you finally under the bad influence of Director Cao and can't help but feel lonely? Not only did the chicken crow, but you also didn’t give money to others? Although I have some cash in my wallet, it is really the most depraved situation for my son to pay his father for prostitution!
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me: "Give back the wrench."
If you listen carefully, it's wrong. This very loud female voice seems to be Aunt Ren.
Not long after I arrived in front of the hotel, the light in the car was a bit dark. I took off the sunglasses I had brought with me all the way and started looking for my wallet in my shoulder bag.
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
"What old neighbor! There is no relationship at all between you and me! Do you really think I have a crush on you?"
I took a look at the scene of the accident. Because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived quickly, and the medical staff were carrying Zuo Xiong into the car.
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
The taxi driver, who had been chatting and laughing just now, couldn't help but shudder when he saw my ferocious look in the rearview mirror.
"No need," the squad leader sighed, "he didn't take off the bicycle seat anyway..."
I took the wrench out of the bag first.
Realizing that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply hit. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran away, shouting loudly as he ran:
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
"Well... there shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded..."
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
Hey, this wrench is really in the way. I wouldn't have put it inside if I had known better.
The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me: "Give back the wrench."
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
The taxi driver, who had been chatting and laughing just now, couldn't help but shudder when he saw my ferocious look in the rearview mirror.
The monitor warned me before leaving.
Lying among the remains of the watermelon, Zuo Xiong thought he would die soon and continued to say to me in a daze:
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
I took the wrench out of the bag first.
"What old neighbor! There is no relationship at all between you and me! Do you really think I have a crush on you?"
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
I finally paid the driver the full amount and gave him the wrench. I patted his shoulder and said:
"It's unfair! I didn't attack the police!"
"I must become... Shasha's bicycle seat in the next life..."
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
"No need," the squad leader sighed, "he didn't take off the bicycle seat anyway..."
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
Zuo Xiong cried and ran towards the road. The drunk driver took advantage of the traffic police's distraction and stepped on the accelerator of the truck to escape. As a result, the truck that had just started hit Zuo Xiong! It flew out like a round rubber ball! He fell on a cart of watermelons! The watermelon was all broken into pieces and stained Zuo Xiong's body with red liquid. The melon vendor expressed his heartache!
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
"Yes Yes… "
I walked to the door of my father's room and was about to knock on the door when I heard a woman's noise coming from inside.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
"Ah? You dare to attack the police!?"
"Brother! Brother, I don't want the money for the car! You are too generous to let me go!"
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
Zuo Xiong, who looked half-smiling but not smiling, stretched out a trembling hand to the squad leader, who took a step back in disgust.
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
"I don't have one... As for the silver necklace, could it have been taken away by the cleaners when they were sweeping the floor..."
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
"No need," the squad leader sighed, "he didn't take off the bicycle seat anyway..."
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
"Shut up! Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter?"
I finally paid the driver the full amount and gave him the wrench. I patted his shoulder and said:
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
I wanted to answer this in my heart, but on the surface I could only nod silently to express my compliance.
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
I walked to the door of my father's room and was about to knock on the door when I heard a woman's noise coming from inside.
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
Eh? The monitor doesn’t seem to want to praise me too much! Could it be that I, who had taken several pictures of the bicycle seat, looked like I was using the pretense of repairing the bike to have indirect contact with the squad leader’s buttocks!
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
"Master driver, keep this wrench for self-defense!"
"Well... there shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded..."
"It's safe now!" I patted the bicycle seat and asked the monitor for the second time to take credit.
I finally paid the driver the full amount and gave him the wrench. I patted his shoulder and said:
I'm worried about my IQ! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You don’t have three hundred taels of silver here!
After I shouted angrily, he was shaken all over, and he raised his dark eyes and looked at me.
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
"I must become... Shasha's bicycle seat in the next life..."
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
"There is true love in the world. I never thought that there are good people in the underworld too!"
Speaking of which, this is my first time visiting this hotel. Maybe it’s because it’s close to the University Town in the East District, and there are a lot of college students coming in pairs to check out rooms.
I took a look at the scene of the accident. Because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived quickly, and the medical staff were carrying Zuo Xiong into the car.
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
Damn it, did you have sex with the bicycle seat? Since I'm going to die, I might as well make a more ambitious wish!
I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
Realizing that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply hit. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran away, shouting loudly as he ran:
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
"There is true love in the world. I never thought that there are good people in the underworld too!"
Zuo Xiong, who looked half-smiling but not smiling, stretched out a trembling hand to the squad leader, who took a step back in disgust.
After I shouted angrily, he was shaken all over, and he raised his dark eyes and looked at me.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
I finally paid the driver the full amount and gave him the wrench. I patted his shoulder and said:
You bastard, stop it now! If you stole the bicycle seat and only left the steel pipe underneath, it is already very dark now. What if the squad leader sits on it without seeing clearly (although the possibility is very small) and is stabbed by the steel pipe
"It's safe now!" I patted the bicycle seat and asked the monitor for the second time to take credit.
Speaking of which, this is my first time visiting this hotel. Maybe it’s because it’s close to the University Town in the East District, and there are a lot of college students coming in pairs to check out rooms.
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
I took the wrench out of the bag first.
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me: "Give back the wrench."
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
In order not to be mistaken for a wanted criminal, I put on my sunglasses again.
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"120? Someone was hit by a car here and the location is... "
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
Eh? The monitor doesn’t seem to want to praise me too much! Could it be that I, who had taken several pictures of the bicycle seat, looked like I was using the pretense of repairing the bike to have indirect contact with the squad leader’s buttocks!
Eh? Dad, are you finally under the bad influence of Director Cao and can't help but feel lonely? Not only did the chicken crow, but you also didn’t give money to others? Although I have some cash in my wallet, it is really the most depraved situation for my son to pay his father for prostitution!
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
I wanted to answer this in my heart, but on the surface I could only nod silently to express my compliance.
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
Do they think that if someone comes to find trouble or to catch an adulterer, they will not have the moral integrity to call someone daddy
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
After saying these words, Zuo Xiong tilted his neck to the right and died... No, he fainted.
"If I can't get Shasha's love in this life, I will definitely do it in the next life. I will definitely..."
"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar. I didn't believe it. I didn't expect that my blood was really sweet..."
Don't call the monitor by his nickname in such a disgusting way! According to Shu Zhe, only the class monitor’s parents call her “Shasha”! And what are you going to do in the next life
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
I wanted to answer this in my heart, but on the surface I could only nod silently to express my compliance.
"What else are you doing for him? Will you dismantle your car seat again later?" I joked, "I helped him eliminate the evidence of assaulting the police, but I did him a huge favor!"
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
If you listen carefully, it's wrong. This very loud female voice seems to be Aunt Ren.
I took a look at the scene of the accident. Because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived quickly, and the medical staff were carrying Zuo Xiong into the car.
"I don't have one... As for the silver necklace, could it have been taken away by the cleaners when they were sweeping the floor..."
I followed from behind and found Zuo Xiong lying on the cart covered with broken watermelons. He might have had a concussion. He saw that he was covered in red and thought he would not survive.
I walked to the door of my father's room and was about to knock on the door when I heard a woman's noise coming from inside.
“…”
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
Damn, you think of me as a robbery and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you will never call me big brother no matter what! And what’s going on with my wife and children who are under one month old! You're wrong! If your wife is under one month old, she is an absolute devil and a super child | a female control! This is the police uncle! Hurry up and put him in jail and sit him to the bottom of the cell!
After this dangerous episode, the squad leader seemed to feel that someone was almost killed because of his own relationship, so he felt a little scared and blamed himself. She didn't talk to me any more, put her goods in the bicycle basket, got on the saddle neatly, and rode away.
Eh? Dad, are you finally under the bad influence of Director Cao and can't help but feel lonely? Not only did the chicken crow, but you also didn’t give money to others? Although I have some cash in my wallet, it is really the most depraved situation for my son to pay his father for prostitution!
Realizing that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply hit. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran away, shouting loudly as he ran:
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
"I have an 80-year-old mother, and a wife and children who are under one month old. If you kill me, they will starve to death!"
I took the wrench out of the bag first.
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
The driver, who was already worried, immediately became frightened and sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and he kept begging for mercy and saying:
"Put the knife away!" The young traffic policeman stepped between the two of them, "If you have anything to say, talk to the police station!"
If you listen carefully, it's wrong. This very loud female voice seems to be Aunt Ren.
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
"What is it!? Tell me, do you have any evil thoughts about me? Why did you send a text message to ask me out for dinner?"
"You pay for my melon!" The hawker held up a watermelon knife and stopped the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape. "You can't leave today unless you take out eight thousand yuan!"
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
The truck driver, who smelled of alcohol and had sweat on his shirt, said angrily: "Do you really think you are selling cakes?"
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"I don't dare. Even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay it..."
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
Damn it, did you have sex with the bicycle seat? Since I'm going to die, I might as well make a more ambitious wish!
After I shouted angrily, he was shaken all over, and he raised his dark eyes and looked at me.
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
In order not to be mistaken for a wanted criminal, I put on my sunglasses again.
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"I didn't take your necklace! Did you lose it somewhere else?"
I followed from behind and found Zuo Xiong lying on the cart covered with broken watermelons. He might have had a concussion. He saw that he was covered in red and thought he would not survive.
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
Before he finished speaking, a new situation emerged.
Zuo Xiong, who looked half-smiling but not smiling, stretched out a trembling hand to the squad leader, who took a step back in disgust.
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
I'm worried about my IQ! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You don’t have three hundred taels of silver here!
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
"It's unfair! I didn't attack the police!"
After listening to the squad leader's words, the hawker suddenly realized and started to pester the truck driver.
"Master driver, keep this wrench for self-defense!"
"There is true love in the world. I never thought that there are good people in the underworld too!"
The traffic policeman said and took off the baton from his waist.
"I don't have one... As for the silver necklace, could it have been taken away by the cleaners when they were sweeping the floor..."
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
Since my sunglasses were still hanging on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight. On the contrary, it was the squad leader behind me who panicked him even more.
"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch my butt?"
The monitor warned me before leaving.
"Shut up! Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter?"
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
"Put the knife away!" The young traffic policeman stepped between the two of them, "If you have anything to say, talk to the police station!"
The taxi driver, who had been chatting and laughing just now, couldn't help but shudder when he saw my ferocious look in the rearview mirror.
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
The squad leader explained to the melon vendor: "For serial traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident must bear the main responsibility."
Looking back, I planned to take credit from the squad leader who suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder, but unfortunately the squad leader didn't notice my move.
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
After all, Zuo Xiong was our classmate at the same school, and his life was at stake. The monitor shouted to me, "Go and have a look," and ran over first.
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
"Well... there shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded..."
Zuo Xiong, who looked half-smiling but not smiling, stretched out a trembling hand to the squad leader, who took a step back in disgust.
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
Speaking of which, this is my first time visiting this hotel. Maybe it’s because it’s close to the University Town in the East District, and there are a lot of college students coming in pairs to check out rooms.
My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, has no backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, and has completely embarrassed me, the Spartan prince.
"Shut up! Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter?"
"What old neighbor! There is no relationship at all between you and me! Do you really think I have a crush on you?"
"Shut up! Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter?"
"It's unfair! I didn't attack the police!"
Dad reminded weakly: "Not once, but four times..."
"Yes Yes… "
After this dangerous episode, the squad leader seemed to feel that someone was almost killed because of his own relationship, so he felt a little scared and blamed himself. She didn't talk to me any more, put her goods in the bicycle basket, got on the saddle neatly, and rode away.
"Shut up! Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter?"
Before he finished speaking, a new situation emerged.
"What is it!? Tell me, do you have any evil thoughts about me? Why did you send a text message to ask me out for dinner?"
"Well... there shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded..."
"What is it!? Tell me, do you have any evil thoughts about me? Why did you send a text message to ask me out for dinner?"
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends. Don't just play around. Remember to do your homework."
The other submissive male voice was naturally my dad.
The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me: "Give back the wrench."
"No, it's nothing. I just want to strengthen our relationship. We are old neighbors..."
"Ah? You dare to attack the police!?"
I finally paid the driver the full amount and gave him the wrench. I patted his shoulder and said:
"What old neighbor! There is no relationship at all between you and me! Do you really think I have a crush on you?"
Realizing that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply hit. He abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran away, shouting loudly as he ran:
When Zuo Xiong hurriedly ran away along the street, he was still holding the wrench used to remove the car seat. There was a traffic policeman dealing with drunk driving in front of him. Zuo Xiong, who was panicking, bumped into the traffic policeman.
“…”
"What did you say!?"
Before he finished speaking, a new situation emerged.
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
"Listen to me! Aren't you a person who sells love|fun|use|products? The nature of what happened last Saturday is just equivalent to me treating you as a love|fun|use|product and using it once!"
My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, has no backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, and has completely embarrassed me, the Spartan prince.
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
"What else are you doing for him? Will you dismantle your car seat again later?" I joked, "I helped him eliminate the evidence of assaulting the police, but I did him a huge favor!"
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
Eh? The monitor doesn’t seem to want to praise me too much! Could it be that I, who had taken several pictures of the bicycle seat, looked like I was using the pretense of repairing the bike to have indirect contact with the squad leader’s buttocks!
In order not to be mistaken for a wanted criminal, I put on my sunglasses again.
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person!"
Despite this, the monitor still called the emergency number for him.
Dad reminded weakly: "Not once, but four times..."
I looked at my watch and saw that it was already eight o'clock late. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise the signing of the essay would have to be postponed until tomorrow.
Hey, this wrench is really in the way. I wouldn't have put it inside if I had known better.
In order to exercise, I did not take the elevator but climbed the stairs to the second floor.
"Cleaner? It's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the room surveillance video for the past week! I want to see who stole it!"
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
Even through the door, I can still imagine the blush on Aunt Ren's face.
nonsense! That's not blood, it's watermelon! The melon vendor is very confident about the sweet watermelon! Because the squad leader dialed the emergency number for you, the vendor pestered the squad leader hoping to get compensation!
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy checking in young couples. As a visitor, I just said "I'm looking for my dad" and reported my room number, and they let me go.
If you listen carefully, it's wrong. This very loud female voice seems to be Aunt Ren.
"What happened four times! Are you still planning to ask me for royalties?"
"I don't dare. Even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay it..."
I wanted to answer this in my heart, but on the surface I could only nod silently to express my compliance.
"I don't dare. Even if I have to pay the usage fee, I will pay it..."
I walked to the door of my father's room and was about to knock on the door when I heard a woman's noise coming from inside.
Dad reminded weakly: "Not once, but four times..."
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
The taxi driver, who had been chatting and laughing just now, couldn't help but shudder when he saw my ferocious look in the rearview mirror.
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
"What did you say!?"
Damn, give me the wrench! Who is the underworld? Don't step on the accelerator and run away like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
I wanted to answer this in my heart, but on the surface I could only nod silently to express my compliance.
"It's safe now!" I patted the bicycle seat and asked the monitor for the second time to take credit.
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
"What is it!? Tell me, do you have any evil thoughts about me? Why did you send a text message to ask me out for dinner?"
"What did you say!?"
"No, no, I made a mistake..."
"Nonsense! I didn't even take off that necklace when I went to sleep! It must have been taken off last Saturday night... at that time! You hid it secretly, didn't you!?"
Ah, it’s so familiar, that look when you look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looked at others with this look!
"Give me back the necklace! It's a relic left by my mother to me! It's of great commemorative value to me!"
Because the squad leader forced me to drink the bottle of Pulse that I planned to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi and felt a little thirsty, so I did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.
"Yes Yes… "
"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends. Don't just play around. Remember to do your homework."
Hey, this wrench is really in the way. I wouldn't have put it inside if I had known better.
My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, has no backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou-10, and has completely embarrassed me, the Spartan prince.
After this dangerous episode, the squad leader seemed to feel that someone was almost killed because of his own relationship, so he felt a little scared and blamed himself. She didn't talk to me any more, put her goods in the bicycle basket, got on the saddle neatly, and rode away.
"It's safe now!" I patted the bicycle seat and asked the monitor for the second time to take credit.
"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch my butt?"
“…”
"No need," the squad leader sighed, "he didn't take off the bicycle seat anyway..."
"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends. Don't just play around. Remember to do your homework."
"Do you want to chase me?" Because I was carrying a lot of things in my hands, I asked the monitor for his opinion.