I stood outside the door, eavesdropping on the conversation between Aunt Ren and my father in the room. After a while, I felt someone rushing towards the door.
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
"Dad, did you really hide Aunt Ren's necklace?"
no! Sure enough, I still haven’t given up! The toxins Ai Shuqiao injected into her father's body have not completely dissipated yet! When I watched Discovery Channel’s Animal Spectacle, I thought the platypus was the only venomous mammal. It turned out that I was totally wrong! All women in the world are poisonous! The more beautiful a woman is, the more toxic she is!
"It's not a real general. I deliberately praised North Korea in my latest pornographic movie review. As a result, the president of the HHH fan club was very happy and casually banned me as a general..."
"Really not!" Dad spread his hands, "I'm not the Cowherd who peeped at Weaver Girl taking a bath. The Cowherd could force Weaver Girl to marry him by hiding her clothes. Am I thinking the same thing? "
Are you really planning to pursue Aunt Ren? Are you determined to turn Xiaoqin into my sister
I offered the tea and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay and ask for a signature, my dad said suspiciously:
I hurriedly took N steps back, pretending to have just walked over, and sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Aunt Ren walked out angrily, with my father trying to persuade me from behind.
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
Can you send me your nude photos? Who wants to see your head full of foam and your eyes closed tightly? If you can't even open your eyes, the photos will definitely be crooked and blurry. More importantly, if you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS message! Although there may be no male among your contacts except me, even if you send it to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it would be a huge accident! Aunt Ren can guess what's going on and will definitely spank you. As for the monitor, she might think you are going to have sex with her!
After rejecting Xiao Qin and making the "Twenty-eight Middle School Pornographic Photos" incident disappear, I asked again:
It was blocked some time ago due to bird flu, and then there was the incident with Aunt Ren. Dad wasted a lot of time and was probably behind schedule. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and didn't rush him at all.
That night I slept in my dad's room. It was a standard room with two beds anyway, so it was free if I didn't use it.
"Are you washing your hair? Let me call you later..."
Dad read my composition at a glance and said angrily:
"Hongli, don't worry, the necklace may not have been left in the hotel..."
"I do have classmates who participated in the design of Shenzhou-10, but they have nothing to do with me!"
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
Eh? Don't answer the phone while you're washing your hair! And it was connected so quickly. Do you keep your phone by your side anytime and anywhere, including going to the bathroom
"My mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will also like you..."
"It's not a real general. I deliberately praised North Korea in my latest pornographic movie review. As a result, the president of the HHH fan club was very happy and casually banned me as a general..."
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
"I do have classmates who participated in the design of Shenzhou-10, but they have nothing to do with me!"
"Have you done anything to apologize to me?"
And monitor, your birthday is one day older than mine, so even if I become a bloody relative, you should still be my sister! Don't get into such an unscientific dream!
"Of course, the president did not speak to me directly. His Mandarin seemed to be poor. An agent named 'General Cui' told me this. In fact, General Cui's Mandarin is also very strange..."
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
"Classmate Ye Lin must ask my mother what her favorite thing is, and it can only be me..."
"My mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will also like you..."
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
And monitor, your birthday is one day older than mine, so even if I become a bloody relative, you should still be my sister! Don't get into such an unscientific dream!
Can you send me your nude photos? Who wants to see your head full of foam and your eyes closed tightly? If you can't even open your eyes, the photos will definitely be crooked and blurry. More importantly, if you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS message! Although there may be no male among your contacts except me, even if you send it to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it would be a huge accident! Aunt Ren can guess what's going on and will definitely spank you. As for the monitor, she might think you are going to have sex with her!
What a difficult task! Even if it is achieved, I don’t know whether it will be a blessing or a curse!
"Oops! How did classmate Ye Lin know that I was taking a shower!?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Now classmate Ye Lin knows that I am 'naked | chatting' with you... so shy!"
That night I had a sweet dream. I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we even met the monitor by chance.
Dad pointed in my direction, "Don't do it in front of the child..."
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
"Let me tell you, if Li Tianyi has a lawyer, I will not hire a lawyer for you! And I will break your legs first!"
"Don't brag like this next time. Besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard..."
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren likes?"
His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
Make no mistake! I am not chasing you, but I want my dad to chase your mom! In order to please Aunt Ren, you should let my dad take you to the amusement park!
no! Sure enough, I still haven’t given up! The toxins Ai Shuqiao injected into her father's body have not completely dissipated yet! When I watched Discovery Channel’s Animal Spectacle, I thought the platypus was the only venomous mammal. It turned out that I was totally wrong! All women in the world are poisonous! The more beautiful a woman is, the more toxic she is!
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
But my fancy plan will arouse Aunt Ren's rage, right? I really still need an armored vehicle! I need the defensive squad leader’s shotgun, Xiao Qin’s hatchet, and Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick!
"Are you washing your hair? Let me call you later..."
"What!?" Aunt Ren's face changed color, "It's not enough that you took advantage, but you are still thinking about having a child!? You are so shameless! I took several pieces of Yuting the next day, and I will never get pregnant with your evil seed! "
Don’t live up to Uncle He’s kindness! Save time on writing pornographic movie reviews and compile teaching materials! You curry favor with the president of the HHH fan club, but the empty-headed general you get in exchange is of no use at all!
"I know. Apart from its good-looking appearance, your broken mobile phone can only take pictures. It can't even surf the Internet. Why are you carrying this now?"
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mobile phone can take pictures~❤"
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
"Dad, you... have you let it go?"
When we walked in, my dad and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
In the end, I didn't find out what Aunt Ren was particularly fond of (other than Xiao Qin), but Aunt Ren seemed really anxious after she lost the necklace her mother had passed down to her.
"Dad, did you really hide Aunt Ren's necklace?"
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she!?"
"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the president. It is estimated that this military rank is equivalent to an internal class of the HHH fan club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden forum of the forum..."
"Really not!" Dad spread his hands, "I'm not the Cowherd who peeped at Weaver Girl taking a bath. The Cowherd could force Weaver Girl to marry him by hiding her clothes. Am I thinking the same thing? "
I shook my head to drive away all the random thoughts. After having lunch outside, my dad and I parted for the time being. Let me not talk about it for now, but my dad has teaching materials to compile.
"It's not a real general. I deliberately praised North Korea in my latest pornographic movie review. As a result, the president of the HHH fan club was very happy and casually banned me as a general..."
"I do have classmates who participated in the design of Shenzhou-10, but they have nothing to do with me!"
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
That’s no use! You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general! ? And your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for obscene men, but it actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization!
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
Dad is not the kind of person who keeps his wife at home after getting married. I think that Dad’s special skill is that no matter who he marries, he will eventually turn himself into a strict henkeeper. Instead of managing his wife by himself, he seems to prefer Being managed by my wife!
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
I offered the tea and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay and ask for a signature, my dad said suspiciously:
His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
"Of course, the president did not speak to me directly. His Mandarin seemed to be poor. An agent named 'General Cui' told me this. In fact, General Cui's Mandarin is also very strange..."
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
"Have you done anything to apologize to me?"
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the president. It is estimated that this military rank is equivalent to an internal class of the HHH fan club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden forum of the forum..."
I offered the tea and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay and ask for a signature, my dad said suspiciously:
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
That’s no use! You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general! ? And your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for obscene men, but it actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization!
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
"Although, I can barely be considered a general..."
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
My father's majesty, which had not been seen for N years, briefly appeared on my father's face, and I felt very relieved.
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
As for being carefree, dad should definitely not be carefree. When I was 7 or 8 years old, a young girl with glasses and pigtails (later I found out she was my dad’s student) would often come to my house to ask my dad for advice on life issues, and would try her best to give me sweets in an attempt to win over me. What a reputation! Looking back now, I definitely want to have a teacher-student relationship with my dad! Her father was afraid of delaying others, so he deliberately showed her offence, and finally made her run away crying and never came back! My biggest source of snacks is gone!
Dad pointed in my direction, "Don't do it in front of the child..."
Dad read my composition at a glance and said angrily:
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren likes?"
"Of course, the president did not speak to me directly. His Mandarin seemed to be poor. An agent named 'General Cui' told me this. In fact, General Cui's Mandarin is also very strange..."
"Dad, did you really hide Aunt Ren's necklace?"
no! Sure enough, I still haven’t given up! The toxins Ai Shuqiao injected into her father's body have not completely dissipated yet! When I watched Discovery Channel’s Animal Spectacle, I thought the platypus was the only venomous mammal. It turned out that I was totally wrong! All women in the world are poisonous! The more beautiful a woman is, the more toxic she is!
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
"Are you washing your hair? Let me call you later..."
"I do have classmates who participated in the design of Shenzhou-10, but they have nothing to do with me!"
"My mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will also like you..."
I had nothing to do on the way, so I made a call to Xiaoqin.
"It's probably...time to let go..."
I had nothing to do on the way, so I made a call to Xiaoqin.
I shook my head to drive away all the random thoughts. After having lunch outside, my dad and I parted for the time being. Let me not talk about it for now, but my dad has teaching materials to compile.
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she!?"
It was blocked some time ago due to bird flu, and then there was the incident with Aunt Ren. Dad wasted a lot of time and was probably behind schedule. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and didn't rush him at all.
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
After rejecting Xiao Qin and making the "Twenty-eight Middle School Pornographic Photos" incident disappear, I asked again:
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she!?"
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
Make no mistake! I am not chasing you, but I want my dad to chase your mom! In order to please Aunt Ren, you should let my dad take you to the amusement park!
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
Eh? Is this the one you are more dissatisfied with? Can't you just think of Aunt Ren as a female spy for the time being
But my fancy plan will arouse Aunt Ren's rage, right? I really still need an armored vehicle! I need the defensive squad leader’s shotgun, Xiao Qin’s hatchet, and Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick!
"Dad, did you really hide Aunt Ren's necklace?"
Do you, who is nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, know how to use toxins like other women? It’s not a good match for you!
Dad and I chatted until late at night. Besides joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.
Dad and I chatted until late at night. Besides joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.
"You still say that I have the rank of general? And you threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if you don't give you high marks, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
"You still say that I have the rank of general? And you threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if you don't give you high marks, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
I grabbed Dad by the collar and told him to ask for an armored vehicle. Dad quickly changed his words:
A crisp, clear "pop" came through the handset of my mobile phone, calling me back to reality.
"Let me tell you, if Li Tianyi has a lawyer, I will not hire a lawyer for you! And I will break your legs first!"
"It's not a real general. I deliberately praised North Korea in my latest pornographic movie review. As a result, the president of the HHH fan club was very happy and casually banned me as a general..."
"My mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will also like you..."
"What!?" Aunt Ren's face changed color, "It's not enough that you took advantage, but you are still thinking about having a child!? You are so shameless! I took several pieces of Yuting the next day, and I will never get pregnant with your evil seed! "
However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, is Aunt Ren's toxicity really milder? Must we fight fire with fire? Rather than letting dad fall into the abyss of love forever, even if Aunt Ren becomes stepmother and Xiaoqin becomes step sister, should I help dad catch Aunt Ren!
My father's majesty, which had not been seen for N years, briefly appeared on my father's face, and I felt very relieved.
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
Eh? Is this the one you are more dissatisfied with? Can't you just think of Aunt Ren as a female spy for the time being
A crisp, clear "pop" came through the handset of my mobile phone, calling me back to reality.
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
"(*^__^*)Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~❤"
"Although, I can barely be considered a general..."
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren likes?"
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
Are you really planning to pursue Aunt Ren? Are you determined to turn Xiaoqin into my sister
wait wait wait! Dad, what did you say? ? When did you take advantage of my lack of attention and confuse yourself into General Ye Yuanfeng! Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier? As a general, you must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles! Recently, I feel that the prospects for harmony in the harem are not optimistic. Please lend me the armored vehicle quickly so that I can avoid the squad leader's shotgun and Xiaoqin's hatchet!
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
"I know. Apart from its good-looking appearance, your broken mobile phone can only take pictures. It can't even surf the Internet. Why are you carrying this now?"
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
Don’t live up to Uncle He’s kindness! Save time on writing pornographic movie reviews and compile teaching materials! You curry favor with the president of the HHH fan club, but the empty-headed general you get in exchange is of no use at all!
His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.
"... Actually, there is no need to worry at all! Even if my mother doesn't agree, I will force her to marry me to you by threatening to drink pesticide!"
I grabbed Dad by the collar and told him to ask for an armored vehicle. Dad quickly changed his words:
Dad and I chatted until late at night. Besides joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.
Although I regret that my father is not a general who can mobilize troops, he still signed my essay happily and just complained:
What a difficult task! Even if it is achieved, I don’t know whether it will be a blessing or a curse!
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
That night I slept in my dad's room. It was a standard room with two beds anyway, so it was free if I didn't use it.
"It's not a real general. I deliberately praised North Korea in my latest pornographic movie review. As a result, the president of the HHH fan club was very happy and casually banned me as a general..."
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren likes?"
Dad read my composition at a glance and said angrily:
Can you send me your nude photos? Who wants to see your head full of foam and your eyes closed tightly? If you can't even open your eyes, the photos will definitely be crooked and blurry. More importantly, if you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS message! Although there may be no male among your contacts except me, even if you send it to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it would be a huge accident! Aunt Ren can guess what's going on and will definitely spank you. As for the monitor, she might think you are going to have sex with her!
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
I had nothing to do on the way, so I made a call to Xiaoqin.
"Of course, the president did not speak to me directly. His Mandarin seemed to be poor. An agent named 'General Cui' told me this. In fact, General Cui's Mandarin is also very strange..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mobile phone can take pictures~❤"
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
cold? You actually said you would be cold in this weather? Could it be that... I'm not washing my hair, but taking a shower! Don’t you have any clothes on you? Completely | naked! Do you still answer my call in that case
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the president. It is estimated that this military rank is equivalent to an internal class of the HHH fan club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden forum of the forum..."
"Don't brag like this next time. Besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard..."
His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
That’s no use! You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general! ? And your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for obscene men, but it actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization!
"I do have classmates who participated in the design of Shenzhou-10, but they have nothing to do with me!"
"What?"
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
"Although, I can barely be considered a general..."
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
It suddenly occurred to me that the squad leader’s toxins had invaded my body without even realizing it.
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
Although I regret that my father is not a general who can mobilize troops, he still signed my essay happily and just complained:
I hurriedly took N steps back, pretending to have just walked over, and sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Aunt Ren walked out angrily, with my father trying to persuade me from behind.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
"Really not!" Dad spread his hands, "I'm not the Cowherd who peeped at Weaver Girl taking a bath. The Cowherd could force Weaver Girl to marry him by hiding her clothes. Am I thinking the same thing? "
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
"Don't brag like this next time. Besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard..."
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
it does not matter! Next time I brag in my essay, I will use softer beef jerky to bribe you!
However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, is Aunt Ren's toxicity really milder? Must we fight fire with fire? Rather than letting dad fall into the abyss of love forever, even if Aunt Ren becomes stepmother and Xiaoqin becomes step sister, should I help dad catch Aunt Ren!
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiaoqin, I will become a little concerned if I don't keep her by my side. I might as well let her become my sister! Become the sister who gets along with me day and night every day, but there is a huge gap between us!
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
That night I slept in my dad's room. It was a standard room with two beds anyway, so it was free if I didn't use it.
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
In the end, I didn't find out what Aunt Ren was particularly fond of (other than Xiao Qin), but Aunt Ren seemed really anxious after she lost the necklace her mother had passed down to her.
"You still say that I have the rank of general? And you threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if you don't give you high marks, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
"You still say that I have the rank of general? And you threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if you don't give you high marks, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
Dad and I chatted until late at night. Besides joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.
What a difficult task! Even if it is achieved, I don’t know whether it will be a blessing or a curse!
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
Are you really planning to pursue Aunt Ren? Are you determined to turn Xiaoqin into my sister
Naked|Talk about your sister! Shy sister! You obviously first said you wanted to take nude photos and send them to me, and then you slapped your thighs or butt to deliberately let me hear the sound! After I become your brother, I must discipline this slutty sister!
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
"Dad, you... have you let it go?"
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
"(*^__^*)Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~❤"
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
"I know. Apart from its good-looking appearance, your broken mobile phone can only take pictures. It can't even surf the Internet. Why are you carrying this now?"
"Hongli, don't worry, the necklace may not have been left in the hotel..."
"Are you washing your hair? Let me call you later..."
"No... no need! The bathroom is full of steam and it's not cold at all! If you have anything to say, classmate Ye Lin, just say it!"
The hesitation flashing in my father's eyes made my heart sink, but he steeled himself and said:
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
It was blocked some time ago due to bird flu, and then there was the incident with Aunt Ren. Dad wasted a lot of time and was probably behind schedule. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and didn't rush him at all.
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
"It's probably...time to let go..."
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
When we walked in, my dad and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
At this time, the taxi had stopped at the entrance of my community. I paid the taxi and asked Xiaoqin to take a shower first, and then hung up the phone.
As for being carefree, dad should definitely not be carefree. When I was 7 or 8 years old, a young girl with glasses and pigtails (later I found out she was my dad’s student) would often come to my house to ask my dad for advice on life issues, and would try her best to give me sweets in an attempt to win over me. What a reputation! Looking back now, I definitely want to have a teacher-student relationship with my dad! Her father was afraid of delaying others, so he deliberately showed her offence, and finally made her run away crying and never came back! My biggest source of snacks is gone!
But my fancy plan will arouse Aunt Ren's rage, right? I really still need an armored vehicle! I need the defensive squad leader’s shotgun, Xiao Qin’s hatchet, and Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick!
no! Sure enough, I still haven’t given up! The toxins Ai Shuqiao injected into her father's body have not completely dissipated yet! When I watched Discovery Channel’s Animal Spectacle, I thought the platypus was the only venomous mammal. It turned out that I was totally wrong! All women in the world are poisonous! The more beautiful a woman is, the more toxic she is!
That’s no use! You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general! ? And your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for obscene men, but it actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization!
Dad and I chatted until late at night. Besides joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.
However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, is Aunt Ren's toxicity really milder? Must we fight fire with fire? Rather than letting dad fall into the abyss of love forever, even if Aunt Ren becomes stepmother and Xiaoqin becomes step sister, should I help dad catch Aunt Ren!
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the president. It is estimated that this military rank is equivalent to an internal class of the HHH fan club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden forum of the forum..."
What a difficult task! Even if it is achieved, I don’t know whether it will be a blessing or a curse!
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
"Don't brag like this next time. Besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard..."
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
cold? You actually said you would be cold in this weather? Could it be that... I'm not washing my hair, but taking a shower! Don’t you have any clothes on you? Completely | naked! Do you still answer my call in that case
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
It was blocked some time ago due to bird flu, and then there was the incident with Aunt Ren. Dad wasted a lot of time and was probably behind schedule. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and didn't rush him at all.
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
Don’t live up to Uncle He’s kindness! Save time on writing pornographic movie reviews and compile teaching materials! You curry favor with the president of the HHH fan club, but the empty-headed general you get in exchange is of no use at all!
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiaoqin, I will become a little concerned if I don't keep her by my side. I might as well let her become my sister! Become the sister who gets along with me day and night every day, but there is a huge gap between us!
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
It was blocked some time ago due to bird flu, and then there was the incident with Aunt Ren. Dad wasted a lot of time and was probably behind schedule. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and didn't rush him at all.
What a difficult task! Even if it is achieved, I don’t know whether it will be a blessing or a curse!
That night I had a sweet dream. I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we even met the monitor by chance.
"You still say that I have the rank of general? And you threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if you don't give you high marks, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
Do you, who is nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, know how to use toxins like other women? It’s not a good match for you!
And monitor, your birthday is one day older than mine, so even if I become a bloody relative, you should still be my sister! Don't get into such an unscientific dream!
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
Do you, who is nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, know how to use toxins like other women? It’s not a good match for you!
The monitor called me under a tree and told me with a sad face that she had something to tell me.
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she!?"
"Hehe, classmate Ye Lin, guess where the sound came from when I was shooting just now?"
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiaoqin, I will become a little concerned if I don't keep her by my side. I might as well let her become my sister! Become the sister who gets along with me day and night every day, but there is a huge gap between us!
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the president. It is estimated that this military rank is equivalent to an internal class of the HHH fan club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden forum of the forum..."
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
Dad and I chatted until late at night. Besides joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she!?"
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
"You still say that I have the rank of general? And you threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if you don't give you high marks, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
Dad and I chatted until late at night. Besides joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.
I grabbed Dad by the collar and told him to ask for an armored vehicle. Dad quickly changed his words:
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
it does not matter! Next time I brag in my essay, I will use softer beef jerky to bribe you!
And monitor, your birthday is one day older than mine, so even if I become a bloody relative, you should still be my sister! Don't get into such an unscientific dream!
I stood outside the door, eavesdropping on the conversation between Aunt Ren and my father in the room. After a while, I felt someone rushing towards the door.
"Eh?" Xiaoqin felt very strange, and later she couldn't help but giggle.
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
Dad pointed in my direction, "Don't do it in front of the child..."
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
After rejecting Xiao Qin and making the "Twenty-eight Middle School Pornographic Photos" incident disappear, I asked again:
"What!?" Aunt Ren's face changed color, "It's not enough that you took advantage, but you are still thinking about having a child!? You are so shameless! I took several pieces of Yuting the next day, and I will never get pregnant with your evil seed! "
However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, is Aunt Ren's toxicity really milder? Must we fight fire with fire? Rather than letting dad fall into the abyss of love forever, even if Aunt Ren becomes stepmother and Xiaoqin becomes step sister, should I help dad catch Aunt Ren!
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
Stop having sweet dreams! Who wants to please the mother-in-law? I want to please my stepmother to avoid being abused like Cinderella in the future!
"Classmate Ye Lin must ask my mother what her favorite thing is, and it can only be me..."
"Oops! How did classmate Ye Lin know that I was taking a shower!?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Now classmate Ye Lin knows that I am 'naked | chatting' with you... so shy!"
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
"Although, I can barely be considered a general..."
Eh? Is this the one you are more dissatisfied with? Can't you just think of Aunt Ren as a female spy for the time being
It suddenly occurred to me that the squad leader’s toxins had invaded my body without even realizing it.
"What!?" Aunt Ren's face changed color, "It's not enough that you took advantage, but you are still thinking about having a child!? You are so shameless! I took several pieces of Yuting the next day, and I will never get pregnant with your evil seed! "
That night I had a sweet dream. I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we even met the monitor by chance.
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
Make no mistake! I am not chasing you, but I want my dad to chase your mom! In order to please Aunt Ren, you should let my dad take you to the amusement park!
His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.
Do you, who is nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, know how to use toxins like other women? It’s not a good match for you!
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
"Hongli, don't worry, the necklace may not have been left in the hotel..."
As for being carefree, dad should definitely not be carefree. When I was 7 or 8 years old, a young girl with glasses and pigtails (later I found out she was my dad’s student) would often come to my house to ask my dad for advice on life issues, and would try her best to give me sweets in an attempt to win over me. What a reputation! Looking back now, I definitely want to have a teacher-student relationship with my dad! Her father was afraid of delaying others, so he deliberately showed her offence, and finally made her run away crying and never came back! My biggest source of snacks is gone!
That’s no use! You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general! ? And your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for obscene men, but it actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization!
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
"Have you done anything to apologize to me?"
I shook my head to drive away all the random thoughts. After having lunch outside, my dad and I parted for the time being. Let me not talk about it for now, but my dad has teaching materials to compile.
Naked|Talk about your sister! Shy sister! You obviously first said you wanted to take nude photos and send them to me, and then you slapped your thighs or butt to deliberately let me hear the sound! After I become your brother, I must discipline this slutty sister!
"(*^__^*)Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~❤"
It was blocked some time ago due to bird flu, and then there was the incident with Aunt Ren. Dad wasted a lot of time and was probably behind schedule. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and didn't rush him at all.
"It's probably...time to let go..."
"Really not!" Dad spread his hands, "I'm not the Cowherd who peeped at Weaver Girl taking a bath. The Cowherd could force Weaver Girl to marry him by hiding her clothes. Am I thinking the same thing? "
Eh? Is this the one you are more dissatisfied with? Can't you just think of Aunt Ren as a female spy for the time being
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
wait wait wait! Dad, what did you say? ? When did you take advantage of my lack of attention and confuse yourself into General Ye Yuanfeng! Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier? As a general, you must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles! Recently, I feel that the prospects for harmony in the harem are not optimistic. Please lend me the armored vehicle quickly so that I can avoid the squad leader's shotgun and Xiaoqin's hatchet!
"... Actually, there is no need to worry at all! Even if my mother doesn't agree, I will force her to marry me to you by threatening to drink pesticide!"
it does not matter! Next time I brag in my essay, I will use softer beef jerky to bribe you!
Don’t live up to Uncle He’s kindness! Save time on writing pornographic movie reviews and compile teaching materials! You curry favor with the president of the HHH fan club, but the empty-headed general you get in exchange is of no use at all!
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
Eh? Don't answer the phone while you're washing your hair! And it was connected so quickly. Do you keep your phone by your side anytime and anywhere, including going to the bathroom
That night I had a sweet dream. I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we even met the monitor by chance.
"No... no need! The bathroom is full of steam and it's not cold at all! If you have anything to say, classmate Ye Lin, just say it!"
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
"Let me tell you, if Li Tianyi has a lawyer, I will not hire a lawyer for you! And I will break your legs first!"
Although I regret that my father is not a general who can mobilize troops, he still signed my essay happily and just complained:
Are you really planning to pursue Aunt Ren? Are you determined to turn Xiaoqin into my sister
I had nothing to do on the way, so I made a call to Xiaoqin.
Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiaoqin, I will become a little concerned if I don't keep her by my side. I might as well let her become my sister! Become the sister who gets along with me day and night every day, but there is a huge gap between us!
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
I hurriedly took N steps back, pretending to have just walked over, and sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Aunt Ren walked out angrily, with my father trying to persuade me from behind.
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
"Dad, did you really hide Aunt Ren's necklace?"
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
"Dad, did you really hide Aunt Ren's necklace?"
"Hehe, classmate Ye Lin, guess where the sound came from when I was shooting just now?"
I stood outside the door, eavesdropping on the conversation between Aunt Ren and my father in the room. After a while, I felt someone rushing towards the door.
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
That night I had a sweet dream. I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we even met the monitor by chance.
Eh? Is this the one you are more dissatisfied with? Can't you just think of Aunt Ren as a female spy for the time being
But my fancy plan will arouse Aunt Ren's rage, right? I really still need an armored vehicle! I need the defensive squad leader’s shotgun, Xiao Qin’s hatchet, and Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick!
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
"(*^__^*)Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~❤"
"Let me tell you, if Li Tianyi has a lawyer, I will not hire a lawyer for you! And I will break your legs first!"
Eh? Don't answer the phone while you're washing your hair! And it was connected so quickly. Do you keep your phone by your side anytime and anywhere, including going to the bathroom
"Dad, you... have you let it go?"
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
"Hehe, classmate Ye Lin, guess where the sound came from when I was shooting just now?"
Make no mistake! I am not chasing you, but I want my dad to chase your mom! In order to please Aunt Ren, you should let my dad take you to the amusement park!
Dad read my composition at a glance and said angrily:
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
"Are you washing your hair? Let me call you later..."
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
Dad pointed in my direction, "Don't do it in front of the child..."
However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, is Aunt Ren's toxicity really milder? Must we fight fire with fire? Rather than letting dad fall into the abyss of love forever, even if Aunt Ren becomes stepmother and Xiaoqin becomes step sister, should I help dad catch Aunt Ren!
"No... no need! The bathroom is full of steam and it's not cold at all! If you have anything to say, classmate Ye Lin, just say it!"
As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that looked beyond the ordinary world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
cold? You actually said you would be cold in this weather? Could it be that... I'm not washing my hair, but taking a shower! Don’t you have any clothes on you? Completely | naked! Do you still answer my call in that case
"Eh?" Xiaoqin felt very strange, and later she couldn't help but giggle.
I offered the tea and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay and ask for a signature, my dad said suspiciously:
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
"... Actually, there is no need to worry at all! Even if my mother doesn't agree, I will force her to marry me to you by threatening to drink pesticide!"
"Hehe, classmate Ye Lin, guess where the sound came from when I was shooting just now?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mobile phone can take pictures~❤"
The despicable villain should have nothing to do with dad. You see, he can sell adult products with such righteousness. If he goes back to ancient times, he will definitely be called a benevolent gentleman! —I just don’t know if writing pornographic movie reviews is considered despicable or shameless.
But my fancy plan will arouse Aunt Ren's rage, right? I really still need an armored vehicle! I need the defensive squad leader’s shotgun, Xiao Qin’s hatchet, and Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick!
And monitor, your birthday is one day older than mine, so even if I become a bloody relative, you should still be my sister! Don't get into such an unscientific dream!
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
A crisp, clear "pop" came through the handset of my mobile phone, calling me back to reality.
I shook my head to drive away all the random thoughts. After having lunch outside, my dad and I parted for the time being. Let me not talk about it for now, but my dad has teaching materials to compile.
"Are you washing your hair? Let me call you later..."
Do you, who is nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, know how to use toxins like other women? It’s not a good match for you!
"I know. Apart from its good-looking appearance, your broken mobile phone can only take pictures. It can't even surf the Internet. Why are you carrying this now?"
Although I regret that my father is not a general who can mobilize troops, he still signed my essay happily and just complained:
"... Actually, there is no need to worry at all! Even if my mother doesn't agree, I will force her to marry me to you by threatening to drink pesticide!"
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
"(*^__^*)Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~❤"
It suddenly occurred to me that the squad leader’s toxins had invaded my body without even realizing it.
Do you, who is nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, know how to use toxins like other women? It’s not a good match for you!
The monitor called me under a tree and told me with a sad face that she had something to tell me.
Dad read my composition at a glance and said angrily:
"(*^__^*)Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~❤"
Naked|Talk about your sister! Shy sister! You obviously first said you wanted to take nude photos and send them to me, and then you slapped your thighs or butt to deliberately let me hear the sound! After I become your brother, I must discipline this slutty sister!
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
it does not matter! Next time I brag in my essay, I will use softer beef jerky to bribe you!
Can you send me your nude photos? Who wants to see your head full of foam and your eyes closed tightly? If you can't even open your eyes, the photos will definitely be crooked and blurry. More importantly, if you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS message! Although there may be no male among your contacts except me, even if you send it to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it would be a huge accident! Aunt Ren can guess what's going on and will definitely spank you. As for the monitor, she might think you are going to have sex with her!
Damn it! It scared me so much that I woke up! The sweet dream turned into a nightmare! When I meet a girl, she is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu!
His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
"I know. Apart from its good-looking appearance, your broken mobile phone can only take pictures. It can't even surf the Internet. Why are you carrying this now?"
After rejecting Xiao Qin and making the "Twenty-eight Middle School Pornographic Photos" incident disappear, I asked again:
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
"Have you done anything to apologize to me?"
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
When we walked in, my dad and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
After rejecting Xiao Qin and making the "Twenty-eight Middle School Pornographic Photos" incident disappear, I asked again:
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren likes?"
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
Don’t live up to Uncle He’s kindness! Save time on writing pornographic movie reviews and compile teaching materials! You curry favor with the president of the HHH fan club, but the empty-headed general you get in exchange is of no use at all!
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren likes?"
wait wait wait! Dad, what did you say? ? When did you take advantage of my lack of attention and confuse yourself into General Ye Yuanfeng! Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier? As a general, you must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles! Recently, I feel that the prospects for harmony in the harem are not optimistic. Please lend me the armored vehicle quickly so that I can avoid the squad leader's shotgun and Xiaoqin's hatchet!
The hesitation flashing in my father's eyes made my heart sink, but he steeled himself and said:
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
"It's probably...time to let go..."
Eh? Don't answer the phone while you're washing your hair! And it was connected so quickly. Do you keep your phone by your side anytime and anywhere, including going to the bathroom
"Eh?" Xiaoqin felt very strange, and later she couldn't help but giggle.
"Have you done anything to apologize to me?"
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, is Aunt Ren's toxicity really milder? Must we fight fire with fire? Rather than letting dad fall into the abyss of love forever, even if Aunt Ren becomes stepmother and Xiaoqin becomes step sister, should I help dad catch Aunt Ren!
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
All joking aside, I have to do some business today.
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
"... Actually, there is no need to worry at all! Even if my mother doesn't agree, I will force her to marry me to you by threatening to drink pesticide!"
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
When we walked in, my dad and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
The monitor called me under a tree and told me with a sad face that she had something to tell me.
The despicable villain should have nothing to do with dad. You see, he can sell adult products with such righteousness. If he goes back to ancient times, he will definitely be called a benevolent gentleman! —I just don’t know if writing pornographic movie reviews is considered despicable or shameless.
"That's not necessarily true," I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."
Stop having sweet dreams! Who wants to please the mother-in-law? I want to please my stepmother to avoid being abused like Cinderella in the future!
"You still say that I have the rank of general? And you threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if you don't give you high marks, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
Can you send me your nude photos? Who wants to see your head full of foam and your eyes closed tightly? If you can't even open your eyes, the photos will definitely be crooked and blurry. More importantly, if you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS message! Although there may be no male among your contacts except me, even if you send it to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it would be a huge accident! Aunt Ren can guess what's going on and will definitely spank you. As for the monitor, she might think you are going to have sex with her!
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
When we walked in, my dad and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
I offered the tea and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay and ask for a signature, my dad said suspiciously:
I grabbed Dad by the collar and told him to ask for an armored vehicle. Dad quickly changed his words:
A crisp, clear "pop" came through the handset of my mobile phone, calling me back to reality.
Eh? Don't answer the phone while you're washing your hair! And it was connected so quickly. Do you keep your phone by your side anytime and anywhere, including going to the bathroom
wait wait wait! Dad, what did you say? ? When did you take advantage of my lack of attention and confuse yourself into General Ye Yuanfeng! Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier? As a general, you must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles! Recently, I feel that the prospects for harmony in the harem are not optimistic. Please lend me the armored vehicle quickly so that I can avoid the squad leader's shotgun and Xiaoqin's hatchet!
In the end, I didn't find out what Aunt Ren was particularly fond of (other than Xiao Qin), but Aunt Ren seemed really anxious after she lost the necklace her mother had passed down to her.
His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.
Dad is not the kind of person who keeps his wife at home after getting married. I think that Dad’s special skill is that no matter who he marries, he will eventually turn himself into a strict henkeeper. Instead of managing his wife by himself, he seems to prefer Being managed by my wife!
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
Nothing else to worry about! I thought to myself, the person in the way no longer exists! If you like it, just tell me! Since you advocate frugality, let's keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to us, so why not just have a wedding...
That’s no use! You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general! ? And your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for obscene men, but it actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization!
I offered the tea and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay and ask for a signature, my dad said suspiciously:
The despicable villain should have nothing to do with dad. You see, he can sell adult products with such righteousness. If he goes back to ancient times, he will definitely be called a benevolent gentleman! —I just don’t know if writing pornographic movie reviews is considered despicable or shameless.
"Don't brag like this next time. Besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard..."
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
"It's probably...time to let go..."
"Although, I can barely be considered a general..."
"Hongli, don't worry, the necklace may not have been left in the hotel..."
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
As for being carefree, dad should definitely not be carefree. When I was 7 or 8 years old, a young girl with glasses and pigtails (later I found out she was my dad’s student) would often come to my house to ask my dad for advice on life issues, and would try her best to give me sweets in an attempt to win over me. What a reputation! Looking back now, I definitely want to have a teacher-student relationship with my dad! Her father was afraid of delaying others, so he deliberately showed her offence, and finally made her run away crying and never came back! My biggest source of snacks is gone!
"Although, I can barely be considered a general..."
But my fancy plan will arouse Aunt Ren's rage, right? I really still need an armored vehicle! I need the defensive squad leader’s shotgun, Xiao Qin’s hatchet, and Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick!
That night I slept in my dad's room. It was a standard room with two beds anyway, so it was free if I didn't use it.
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the president. It is estimated that this military rank is equivalent to an internal class of the HHH fan club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden forum of the forum..."
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
But my fancy plan will arouse Aunt Ren's rage, right? I really still need an armored vehicle! I need the defensive squad leader’s shotgun, Xiao Qin’s hatchet, and Aunt Ren’s bone-breaking flying kick!
"(*^__^*)Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~❤"
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
Are you really planning to pursue Aunt Ren? Are you determined to turn Xiaoqin into my sister
I stood outside the door, eavesdropping on the conversation between Aunt Ren and my father in the room. After a while, I felt someone rushing towards the door.
A crisp, clear "pop" came through the handset of my mobile phone, calling me back to reality.
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
I grabbed Dad by the collar and told him to ask for an armored vehicle. Dad quickly changed his words:
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
"It's probably...time to let go..."
"Hehe, classmate Ye Lin, guess where the sound came from when I was shooting just now?"
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she!?"
There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.
"Don't brag like this next time. Besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard..."
Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly! Do you want to die!"
"It's probably...time to let go..."
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin?"
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
Naked|Talk about your sister! Shy sister! You obviously first said you wanted to take nude photos and send them to me, and then you slapped your thighs or butt to deliberately let me hear the sound! After I become your brother, I must discipline this slutty sister!
Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa"! Tell me quickly what Aunt Ren likes!
"Classmate Ye Lin must ask my mother what her favorite thing is, and it can only be me..."
Do you, who is nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, know how to use toxins like other women? It’s not a good match for you!
Dad read my composition at a glance and said angrily:
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
"No... no need! The bathroom is full of steam and it's not cold at all! If you have anything to say, classmate Ye Lin, just say it!"
My father's majesty, which had not been seen for N years, briefly appeared on my father's face, and I felt very relieved.
"What?"
"Hongli, don't worry, the necklace may not have been left in the hotel..."
At this time, the taxi had stopped at the entrance of my community. I paid the taxi and asked Xiaoqin to take a shower first, and then hung up the phone.
I hurriedly took N steps back, pretending to have just walked over, and sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Aunt Ren walked out angrily, with my father trying to persuade me from behind.
I hurriedly took N steps back, pretending to have just walked over, and sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Aunt Ren walked out angrily, with my father trying to persuade me from behind.
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren likes?"
However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time!
"Dad, you... have you let it go?"
"My mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will also like you..."
Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiaoqin, I will become a little concerned if I don't keep her by my side. I might as well let her become my sister! Become the sister who gets along with me day and night every day, but there is a huge gap between us!
"It's probably...time to let go..."
Make no mistake! I am not chasing you, but I want my dad to chase your mom! In order to please Aunt Ren, you should let my dad take you to the amusement park!
Don’t live up to Uncle He’s kindness! Save time on writing pornographic movie reviews and compile teaching materials! You curry favor with the president of the HHH fan club, but the empty-headed general you get in exchange is of no use at all!
"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."
"... Actually, there is no need to worry at all! Even if my mother doesn't agree, I will force her to marry me to you by threatening to drink pesticide!"
"Classmate Ye Lin must ask my mother what her favorite thing is, and it can only be me..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mobile phone can take pictures~❤"
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she!?"
"Really not!" Dad spread his hands, "I'm not the Cowherd who peeped at Weaver Girl taking a bath. The Cowherd could force Weaver Girl to marry him by hiding her clothes. Am I thinking the same thing? "
And monitor, your birthday is one day older than mine, so even if I become a bloody relative, you should still be my sister! Don't get into such an unscientific dream!
In the end, I didn't find out what Aunt Ren was particularly fond of (other than Xiao Qin), but Aunt Ren seemed really anxious after she lost the necklace her mother had passed down to her.
"My mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will also like you..."
It suddenly occurred to me that the squad leader’s toxins had invaded my body without even realizing it.
At this time, the taxi had stopped at the entrance of my community. I paid the taxi and asked Xiaoqin to take a shower first, and then hung up the phone.
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
"What?"
no! Sure enough, I still haven’t given up! The toxins Ai Shuqiao injected into her father's body have not completely dissipated yet! When I watched Discovery Channel’s Animal Spectacle, I thought the platypus was the only venomous mammal. It turned out that I was totally wrong! All women in the world are poisonous! The more beautiful a woman is, the more toxic she is!
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
"I do have classmates who participated in the design of Shenzhou-10, but they have nothing to do with me!"
That night I had a sweet dream. I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we even met the monitor by chance.
"It's probably...time to let go..."
"Oops! How did classmate Ye Lin know that I was taking a shower!?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Now classmate Ye Lin knows that I am 'naked | chatting' with you... so shy!"
I will do my homework seriously! Please don’t become blood related to me! This is my lifelong request!
Stop having sweet dreams! Who wants to please the mother-in-law? I want to please my stepmother to avoid being abused like Cinderella in the future!
After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...
Naked|Talk about your sister! Shy sister! You obviously first said you wanted to take nude photos and send them to me, and then you slapped your thighs or butt to deliberately let me hear the sound! After I become your brother, I must discipline this slutty sister!
The despicable villain should have nothing to do with dad. You see, he can sell adult products with such righteousness. If he goes back to ancient times, he will definitely be called a benevolent gentleman! —I just don’t know if writing pornographic movie reviews is considered despicable or shameless.
Can you send me your nude photos? Who wants to see your head full of foam and your eyes closed tightly? If you can't even open your eyes, the photos will definitely be crooked and blurry. More importantly, if you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS message! Although there may be no male among your contacts except me, even if you send it to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it would be a huge accident! Aunt Ren can guess what's going on and will definitely spank you. As for the monitor, she might think you are going to have sex with her!
I had nothing to do on the way, so I made a call to Xiaoqin.
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given away for free.
I had nothing to do on the way, so I made a call to Xiaoqin.
"Oops! How did classmate Ye Lin know that I was taking a shower!?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Now classmate Ye Lin knows that I am 'naked | chatting' with you... so shy!"
I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the mobile phone on the table rang.
"Classmate Ye Lin must ask my mother what her favorite thing is, and it can only be me..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mobile phone can take pictures~❤"
In the end, I didn't find out what Aunt Ren was particularly fond of (other than Xiao Qin), but Aunt Ren seemed really anxious after she lost the necklace her mother had passed down to her.
The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.
"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional... "
A crisp, clear "pop" came through the handset of my mobile phone, calling me back to reality.
"No, no!" I said as I handed the essay over, "I just helped dad to brag a little bit. I hope you won't take offense."
I picked it up and saw that it was Xiong Yaoyue's phone number, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to "Winnie".
When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake. She glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. She probably went to ask the floor manager about the necklace.
Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiaoqin, I will become a little concerned if I don't keep her by my side. I might as well let her become my sister! Become the sister who gets along with me day and night every day, but there is a huge gap between us!
I heard the sound of rushing water from the other side.
That’s no use! You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general! ? And your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for obscene men, but it actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization!
My father's majesty, which had not been seen for N years, briefly appeared on my father's face, and I felt very relieved.