"Pooh, what do you want from me?"
"Hey, did you hear me clearly? You must flatter the French chef that his cooking is delicious!"
"I'm comforting you! I asked you to pick up Pooh and I! Amy invited us over as guests. Pooh doesn't have the Qingzi Academy uniform, so I'm afraid he won't be able to enter the school!"
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
"Don't worry! As long as it's something someone treats me to for free, as long as it doesn't taste like shit, I will definitely praise it and say it's delicious! Otherwise, they won't treat me next time!"
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
Let's forget it this time. If there is a chance in the future, we must let Amy and the monitor have a good relationship! After all, she is my future sister-in-law!
Do you think you can still wear the skirt you wore in elementary school? Do you think you are a hobbit? And during the volleyball practice on Friday, you scratched your face again while trying to save the ball, so you put on three band-aids at once! Add three more and you'll become a little tabby cat with a beard! Even if you are wearing the most ladylike clothing, the Band-Aid on your face will reveal your true colors!
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
"By the way, I heard that Miss Amy lives in Qingzi Academy. Why does she live in such a strange place? The security guard at the door will definitely not let me in! Why don't I go find you, and then you can find a way to take me in? Bar!"
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
"Don't worry! As long as it's something someone treats me to for free, as long as it doesn't taste like shit, I will definitely praise it and say it's delicious! Otherwise, they won't treat me next time!"
Not long after, the sound of running upstairs could be heard outside the door. It was probably because the sneakers on the soles of the feet had a good cushioning effect, so they would not particularly disturb the neighbors.
"I suggest you use rechargeable batteries. The ones from Pinsheng are pretty good. To be honest with you sister, I often use this kind of battery..."
"It's nothing too important. I just want to go to Miss Amy with you tomorrow to make amends!"
"Hey, what did the monitor say?" I was quite curious.
"In addition, for future convenience, I will also bring a set of Qingzi Academy uniforms to Miss Pooh. I have met her once, and I should still remember the approximate size..."
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
"Just help me! Aren't you my good buddy!"
"In addition, for future convenience, I will also bring a set of Qingzi Academy uniforms to Miss Pooh. I have met her once, and I should still remember the approximate size..."
But for the sake of my physical and mental health, I decided to gradually hand over all the consulting services for female customers to Shu Zhe, even if I give him a salary increase!
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
So... Is that so? I said why I felt that there was something extra in the Qingzi Academy uniforms. It turned out that I had been hanging the ordinary lining that was only used in spring and autumn, and hadn’t I removed it? I am SB! Last time I even had prickly heat!
Xiong Yaoyue and I agreed on a time to meet tomorrow morning and hung up the phone.
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
Just at this time, the female customer asked again: "Can a model like this be inserted into the anus? I love my wife very much and don't want to hurt her..."
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
"In addition, for future convenience, I will also bring a set of Qingzi Academy uniforms to Miss Pooh. I have met her once, and I should still remember the approximate size..."
Damn it, don’t say that! I finally regained some of the squad leader's favorability! If the monitor believes what you say and discovers that her brother is wearing the women's underwear I gave him, he should suspect that my real target is her brother. I, a gay man, may have pushed his brother down many times! And then... Do you still need to ask? Of course he pulled the trigger on me out of regret!
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
“…”
You just used cucumber! Use cucumbers for your whole family! I'm trying to stop a weak girl who's lost on Lily Road from being fucked in the anus by her heavy-tasting husband!
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
"If you're masturbating, I'll wait 5 minutes before calling you - 5 minutes should be enough, right?"
"You can eat whatever you want..."
"The monitor is so vindictive! If I hadn't been a brotherly brother and wanted to keep your secret, I almost couldn't help but confess to the monitor directly and tell her that you were gay and were in a relationship with our school's school idol Shen Shaoyi!"
I suddenly remembered that the last time I wore the Qingzi Academy uniform and fought against Master Xu, I was very, very hot. I am afraid it was not just a matter of heavy exercise.
“…”
You only have 5 minutes! 5 minutes for you all! For a Spartan with a strong physical strength like me, it still takes half an hour!
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
"Just help me! Aren't you my good buddy!"
Just at this time, the female customer asked again: "Can a model like this be inserted into the anus? I love my wife very much and don't want to hurt her..."
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
"Anyway, the squad leader finally told me the address, but after telling me he was unwilling to hang up the phone, as if he was waiting for me to confess my crime... I don't know why, but I felt a little sorry for the squad leader, so I told me that I was planning to find you. Let's go to your rich mixed-race cousin's house as a guest..."
Just at this time, the female customer asked again: "Can a model like this be inserted into the anus? I love my wife very much and don't want to hurt her..."
"By the way, I heard that Miss Amy lives in Qingzi Academy. Why does she live in such a strange place? The security guard at the door will definitely not let me in! Why don't I go find you, and then you can find a way to take me in? Bar!"
"By the way, what should I wear when I go to visit tomorrow? Isn't it impolite to wear shorts? Should I wear a long dress that looks like a dress? I seemed to have a set when I sang in the chorus in elementary school..."
But for the sake of my physical and mental health, I decided to gradually hand over all the consulting services for female customers to Shu Zhe, even if I give him a salary increase!
Damn, it turns out to be lace! Since you love your wife very much, don't stuff this thing into her anus! Damn it, this is a European and American model! You want to cause your wife to prolapse
"The monitor is so vindictive! If I hadn't been a brotherly brother and wanted to keep your secret, I almost couldn't help but confess to the monitor directly and tell her that you were gay and were in a relationship with our school's school idol Shen Shaoyi!"
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
“…”
Fortunately, Xiong Yaoyue didn't use the word "good sister", otherwise I might have hung up on her right away.
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
OK! You say that as if you have eaten shit yourself and know what shit tastes like.
"Yes! I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She refused to tell me at first and asked me very cautiously, 'Didn't you say that whoever breaks up Ye Lin and his true love, you will follow Who breaks up with each other?'"
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
"Yes! I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She refused to tell me at first and asked me very cautiously, 'Didn't you say that whoever breaks up Ye Lin and his true love, you will follow Who breaks up with each other?'"
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
"OK! OK! I just called!" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "It will be much better if you are with me! It's my first time to be a guest in a wealthy family, so I'm a little nervous!"
"What? Why did you call the monitor!"
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
Once you see it once, you will never forget it! You can probably even guess Xiong Yaoyue’s underwear size! You are the True Eye of the Evil King! Will you still be able to kill the black dragon wave with fire? Why are you such a naughty person like you? Those "attackers" who found you through "The Guest Emperor" were immediately frightened to the point of peeing when they saw your domineering aura, and they were no longer in the mood to be frightened!
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
"If you're masturbating, I'll wait 5 minutes before calling you - 5 minutes should be enough, right?"
Although Pentheus was as tall as an iron tower, he was as careful as his hair. He actually remembered that Winnie was the nickname given to Xiong Yaoyue by Amy.
"Eh? Won't you prepare drinks for us?" Xiong Yaoyue's tone sounded disappointed.
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
“…”
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
Xiong Yaoyue and I agreed on a time to meet tomorrow morning and hung up the phone.
"I suggest you use rechargeable batteries. The ones from Pinsheng are pretty good. To be honest with you sister, I often use this kind of battery..."
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
Does it mean not being popular with Amy? The reason why the monitor likes Amy is completely the same as her liking for kittens and puppies. The reason why Amy is afraid of the monitor is not much different from the reason why the kittens and puppies are afraid of the monitor. You two have a very awkward relationship!
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
You just used cucumber! Use cucumbers for your whole family! I'm trying to stop a weak girl who's lost on Lily Road from being fucked in the anus by her heavy-tasting husband!
"OK! OK! I just called!" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "It will be much better if you are with me! It's my first time to be a guest in a wealthy family, so I'm a little nervous!"
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
"Just help me! Aren't you my good buddy!"
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
You only have 5 minutes! 5 minutes for you all! For a Spartan with a strong physical strength like me, it still takes half an hour!
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
You only have 5 minutes! 5 minutes for you all! For a Spartan with a strong physical strength like me, it still takes half an hour!
"The monitor is so vindictive! If I hadn't been a brotherly brother and wanted to keep your secret, I almost couldn't help but confess to the monitor directly and tell her that you were gay and were in a relationship with our school's school idol Shen Shaoyi!"
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
I knew without asking that the energetic Xiong Yaoyue had arrived.
"Eh? Won't you prepare drinks for us?" Xiong Yaoyue's tone sounded disappointed.
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
"It's nothing too important. I just want to go to Miss Amy with you tomorrow to make amends!"
"Eh? Won't you prepare drinks for us?" Xiong Yaoyue's tone sounded disappointed.
"Anyway, the squad leader finally told me the address, but after telling me he was unwilling to hang up the phone, as if he was waiting for me to confess my crime... I don't know why, but I felt a little sorry for the squad leader, so I told me that I was planning to find you. Let's go to your rich mixed-race cousin's house as a guest..."
Does it mean not being popular with Amy? The reason why the monitor likes Amy is completely the same as her liking for kittens and puppies. The reason why Amy is afraid of the monitor is not much different from the reason why the kittens and puppies are afraid of the monitor. You two have a very awkward relationship!
Not long after, the sound of running upstairs could be heard outside the door. It was probably because the sneakers on the soles of the feet had a good cushioning effect, so they would not particularly disturb the neighbors.
"Hey, what did the monitor say?" I was quite curious.
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
Really, Amy clearly invited Xiong Yaoyue to her place as a guest, but she didn't think about how to let him in. It was almost exactly the same as the first time I went to give her a calligraphy practice grid.
"Humph, because the squad leader is petty, I counterattacked her and asked: What does my going to find Ye Lin have to do with you! I didn't go to fall in love with him! You are so sensitive, do you like Ye Lin?"
"OK! OK! I just called!" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "It will be much better if you are with me! It's my first time to be a guest in a wealthy family, so I'm a little nervous!"
Once you see it once, you will never forget it! You can probably even guess Xiong Yaoyue’s underwear size! You are the True Eye of the Evil King! Will you still be able to kill the black dragon wave with fire? Why are you such a naughty person like you? Those "attackers" who found you through "The Guest Emperor" were immediately frightened to the point of peeing when they saw your domineering aura, and they were no longer in the mood to be frightened!
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
"Just help me! Aren't you my good buddy!"
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
"By the way, I heard that Miss Amy lives in Qingzi Academy. Why does she live in such a strange place? The security guard at the door will definitely not let me in! Why don't I go find you, and then you can find a way to take me in? Bar!"
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
Damn it, don’t say that! I finally regained some of the squad leader's favorability! If the monitor believes what you say and discovers that her brother is wearing the women's underwear I gave him, he should suspect that my real target is her brother. I, a gay man, may have pushed his brother down many times! And then... Do you still need to ask? Of course he pulled the trigger on me out of regret!
Fortunately, Xiong Yaoyue didn't use the word "good sister", otherwise I might have hung up on her right away.
"Anyway, the squad leader finally told me the address, but after telling me he was unwilling to hang up the phone, as if he was waiting for me to confess my crime... I don't know why, but I felt a little sorry for the squad leader, so I told me that I was planning to find you. Let's go to your rich mixed-race cousin's house as a guest..."
Damn, this is the gay version of WeChat and Momo! I remember that blood-red icon! Does this represent the tragic aftermath of Chrysanthemum? If I see someone with it on their cell phone in the future, I will cover my anus tightly!
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
"Okay, there's nothing wrong with going with you. I should have gone there at some point." I said, "But Amy is actually very busy. Are you sure she has time tomorrow?"
"Eh? That's a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue said suddenly, "Then if I go there without breakfast tomorrow, can I get something delicious?"
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
Let's forget it this time. If there is a chance in the future, we must let Amy and the monitor have a good relationship! After all, she is my future sister-in-law!
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
"OK! OK! I just called!" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "It will be much better if you are with me! It's my first time to be a guest in a wealthy family, so I'm a little nervous!"
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
"Penttheus," I said straight to the point, "could you come to my house tomorrow morning?"
"It's nothing too important. I just want to go to Miss Amy with you tomorrow to make amends!"
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
It seems that Xiong Yaoyue still thinks that Amy is a simple rich lady and does not know her status in the entertainment industry.
"Why not? The monitor has read the student registration book and almost knows the addresses of all the classmates! Why are you so suspicious like the monitor?"
Not long after, the sound of running upstairs could be heard outside the door. It was probably because the sneakers on the soles of the feet had a good cushioning effect, so they would not particularly disturb the neighbors.
"Why not? The monitor has read the student registration book and almost knows the addresses of all the classmates! Why are you so suspicious like the monitor?"
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
"By the way, what should I wear when I go to visit tomorrow? Isn't it impolite to wear shorts? Should I wear a long dress that looks like a dress? I seemed to have a set when I sang in the chorus in elementary school..."
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
"Why not? The monitor has read the student registration book and almost knows the addresses of all the classmates! Why are you so suspicious like the monitor?"
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
"Penttheus," I said straight to the point, "could you come to my house tomorrow morning?"
"Anyway, the squad leader finally told me the address, but after telling me he was unwilling to hang up the phone, as if he was waiting for me to confess my crime... I don't know why, but I felt a little sorry for the squad leader, so I told me that I was planning to find you. Let's go to your rich mixed-race cousin's house as a guest..."
Do you think you can still wear the skirt you wore in elementary school? Do you think you are a hobbit? And during the volleyball practice on Friday, you scratched your face again while trying to save the ball, so you put on three band-aids at once! Add three more and you'll become a little tabby cat with a beard! Even if you are wearing the most ladylike clothing, the Band-Aid on your face will reveal your true colors!
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
“…”
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
"The monitor is so vindictive! If I hadn't been a brotherly brother and wanted to keep your secret, I almost couldn't help but confess to the monitor directly and tell her that you were gay and were in a relationship with our school's school idol Shen Shaoyi!"
"Hey, I didn't know. When I wanted to ask you, your phone was busy, but I called the squad leader and I got it!"
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
"French chef? Did Miss Amy's family hire a Frenchman as a chef? I've heard that French food is very delicious! She is indeed a rich lady, she is so rich!"
It suddenly occurred to me that you wouldn’t be so stupid that even on your wedding day, you would wear a wedding dress and have Band-Aids all over your face, right? In that case, relatives and friends must misunderstand that the groom is using domestic violence! It’s like this without even passing the door! She is simply the public enemy of women. She is dragged out and chopped into pieces to feed the dogs!
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
So... Is that so? I said why I felt that there was something extra in the Qingzi Academy uniforms. It turned out that I had been hanging the ordinary lining that was only used in spring and autumn, and hadn’t I removed it? I am SB! Last time I even had prickly heat!
You just used cucumber! Use cucumbers for your whole family! I'm trying to stop a weak girl who's lost on Lily Road from being fucked in the anus by her heavy-tasting husband!
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
“…”
"The temperature will be 34 degrees tomorrow," I reminded her, "whatever you usually wear, you can wear tomorrow. Be casual, you know, Amy is my... a relative's child, I will treat her place as my own. Just treat it as a guest in my house."
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
Does it mean not being popular with Amy? The reason why the monitor likes Amy is completely the same as her liking for kittens and puppies. The reason why Amy is afraid of the monitor is not much different from the reason why the kittens and puppies are afraid of the monitor. You two have a very awkward relationship!
"What? Why did you call the monitor!"
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
"Eh? That's a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue said suddenly, "Then if I go there without breakfast tomorrow, can I get something delicious?"
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
"Eh? That's a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue said suddenly, "Then if I go there without breakfast tomorrow, can I get something delicious?"
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
"Humph, because the squad leader is petty, I counterattacked her and asked: What does my going to find Ye Lin have to do with you! I didn't go to fall in love with him! You are so sensitive, do you like Ye Lin?"
"Humph, because the squad leader is petty, I counterattacked her and asked: What does my going to find Ye Lin have to do with you! I didn't go to fall in love with him! You are so sensitive, do you like Ye Lin?"
Just now you said you were nervous! So nervous! Please let go of your inhibitions, travel lightly, and go to Amy’s place to eat whatever you want! As long as you don't criticize the French chef's craftsmanship and make him commit suicide!
I knew without asking that the energetic Xiong Yaoyue had arrived.
Damn it, don’t say that! I finally regained some of the squad leader's favorability! If the monitor believes what you say and discovers that her brother is wearing the women's underwear I gave him, he should suspect that my real target is her brother. I, a gay man, may have pushed his brother down many times! And then... Do you still need to ask? Of course he pulled the trigger on me out of regret!
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
There's no need to worry about this, Xiong Yaoyue didn't plan to have breakfast in the first place.
Once you see it once, you will never forget it! You can probably even guess Xiong Yaoyue’s underwear size! You are the True Eye of the Evil King! Will you still be able to kill the black dragon wave with fire? Why are you such a naughty person like you? Those "attackers" who found you through "The Guest Emperor" were immediately frightened to the point of peeing when they saw your domineering aura, and they were no longer in the mood to be frightened!
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
"I'm comforting you! I asked you to pick up Pooh and I! Amy invited us over as guests. Pooh doesn't have the Qingzi Academy uniform, so I'm afraid he won't be able to enter the school!"
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
Thinking of the chef who inherited the suicide tradition of his French predecessors and received the sword inheritance from the Japanese puffer fish master, I gave Xiong Yaoyue a vaccination and said:
"By the way, what should I wear when I go to visit tomorrow? Isn't it impolite to wear shorts? Should I wear a long dress that looks like a dress? I seemed to have a set when I sang in the chorus in elementary school..."
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
"You can eat whatever you want..."
"By the way, what should I wear when I go to visit tomorrow? Isn't it impolite to wear shorts? Should I wear a long dress that looks like a dress? I seemed to have a set when I sang in the chorus in elementary school..."
"You can eat whatever you want..."
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
"Just help me! Aren't you my good buddy!"
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
"Eh? Won't you prepare drinks for us?" Xiong Yaoyue's tone sounded disappointed.
Damn, this is its complete form! Such a good material, when blown under the air conditioner, the ventilation effect is excellent! The last few times I went to see Amy in my school uniform, I still endured the scorching heat, thinking that this was the price I had to pay to see my sister, but it turned out to be unnecessary! I obviously missed the opportunity to have some cool time, but I was completely stupid!
There's no need to worry about this, Xiong Yaoyue didn't plan to have breakfast in the first place.
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
So... Is that so? I said why I felt that there was something extra in the Qingzi Academy uniforms. It turned out that I had been hanging the ordinary lining that was only used in spring and autumn, and hadn’t I removed it? I am SB! Last time I even had prickly heat!
"It's nothing too important. I just want to go to Miss Amy with you tomorrow to make amends!"
It seems that Xiong Yaoyue still thinks that Amy is a simple rich lady and does not know her status in the entertainment industry.
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
"No, you can drink whatever you want. Just a little bit. Don't speak ill of the French chef. It's best to flatter him a little, otherwise there will be a big incident!"
"Yes! I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She refused to tell me at first and asked me very cautiously, 'Didn't you say that whoever breaks up Ye Lin and his true love, you will follow Who breaks up with each other?'"
"No, you can drink whatever you want. Just a little bit. Don't speak ill of the French chef. It's best to flatter him a little, otherwise there will be a big incident!"
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
"Pooh, what do you want from me?"
"French chef? Did Miss Amy's family hire a Frenchman as a chef? I've heard that French food is very delicious! She is indeed a rich lady, she is so rich!"
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
Thinking of the chef who inherited the suicide tradition of his French predecessors and received the sword inheritance from the Japanese puffer fish master, I gave Xiong Yaoyue a vaccination and said:
Damn it, don’t say that! I finally regained some of the squad leader's favorability! If the monitor believes what you say and discovers that her brother is wearing the women's underwear I gave him, he should suspect that my real target is her brother. I, a gay man, may have pushed his brother down many times! And then... Do you still need to ask? Of course he pulled the trigger on me out of regret!
"Anyway, the squad leader finally told me the address, but after telling me he was unwilling to hang up the phone, as if he was waiting for me to confess my crime... I don't know why, but I felt a little sorry for the squad leader, so I told me that I was planning to find you. Let's go to your rich mixed-race cousin's house as a guest..."
"Hey, did you hear me clearly? You must flatter the French chef that his cooking is delicious!"
Thinking of the chef who inherited the suicide tradition of his French predecessors and received the sword inheritance from the Japanese puffer fish master, I gave Xiong Yaoyue a vaccination and said:
You only have 5 minutes! 5 minutes for you all! For a Spartan with a strong physical strength like me, it still takes half an hour!
"You can eat whatever you want..."
"It's nothing too important. I just want to go to Miss Amy with you tomorrow to make amends!"
"Don't worry! As long as it's something someone treats me to for free, as long as it doesn't taste like shit, I will definitely praise it and say it's delicious! Otherwise, they won't treat me next time!"
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
"Don't worry! As long as it's something someone treats me to for free, as long as it doesn't taste like shit, I will definitely praise it and say it's delicious! Otherwise, they won't treat me next time!"
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
Fortunately, Xiong Yaoyue didn't use the word "good sister", otherwise I might have hung up on her right away.
"I'm comforting you! I asked you to pick up Pooh and I! Amy invited us over as guests. Pooh doesn't have the Qingzi Academy uniform, so I'm afraid he won't be able to enter the school!"
OK! You say that as if you have eaten shit yourself and know what shit tastes like.
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
"Okay, there's nothing wrong with going with you. I should have gone there at some point." I said, "But Amy is actually very busy. Are you sure she has time tomorrow?"
"By the way, I heard that Miss Amy lives in Qingzi Academy. Why does she live in such a strange place? The security guard at the door will definitely not let me in! Why don't I go find you, and then you can find a way to take me in? Bar!"
Damn, this is its complete form! Such a good material, when blown under the air conditioner, the ventilation effect is excellent! The last few times I went to see Amy in my school uniform, I still endured the scorching heat, thinking that this was the price I had to pay to see my sister, but it turned out to be unnecessary! I obviously missed the opportunity to have some cool time, but I was completely stupid!
"Pooh, what do you want from me?"
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
“…”
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
"Why not? The monitor has read the student registration book and almost knows the addresses of all the classmates! Why are you so suspicious like the monitor?"
Really, Amy clearly invited Xiong Yaoyue to her place as a guest, but she didn't think about how to let him in. It was almost exactly the same as the first time I went to give her a calligraphy practice grid.
I suddenly remembered that the last time I wore the Qingzi Academy uniform and fought against Master Xu, I was very, very hot. I am afraid it was not just a matter of heavy exercise.
Just at this time, the female customer asked again: "Can a model like this be inserted into the anus? I love my wife very much and don't want to hurt her..."
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
You just used cucumber! Use cucumbers for your whole family! I'm trying to stop a weak girl who's lost on Lily Road from being fucked in the anus by her heavy-tasting husband!
Just now you said you were nervous! So nervous! Please let go of your inhibitions, travel lightly, and go to Amy’s place to eat whatever you want! As long as you don't criticize the French chef's craftsmanship and make him commit suicide!
"Eh? Won't you prepare drinks for us?" Xiong Yaoyue's tone sounded disappointed.
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
"You can eat whatever you want..."
"French chef? Did Miss Amy's family hire a Frenchman as a chef? I've heard that French food is very delicious! She is indeed a rich lady, she is so rich!"
There's no need to worry about this, Xiong Yaoyue didn't plan to have breakfast in the first place.
"French chef? Did Miss Amy's family hire a Frenchman as a chef? I've heard that French food is very delicious! She is indeed a rich lady, she is so rich!"
"What? Why did you call the monitor!"
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
Xiong Yaoyue and I agreed on a time to meet tomorrow morning and hung up the phone.
"Hey, I didn't know. When I wanted to ask you, your phone was busy, but I called the squad leader and I got it!"
Although Pentheus was as tall as an iron tower, he was as careful as his hair. He actually remembered that Winnie was the nickname given to Xiong Yaoyue by Amy.
"I suggest you use rechargeable batteries. The ones from Pinsheng are pretty good. To be honest with you sister, I often use this kind of battery..."
But for the sake of my physical and mental health, I decided to gradually hand over all the consulting services for female customers to Shu Zhe, even if I give him a salary increase!
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
"What? Why did you call the monitor!"
"Yes! I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She refused to tell me at first and asked me very cautiously, 'Didn't you say that whoever breaks up Ye Lin and his true love, you will follow Who breaks up with each other?'"
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
"Penttheus," I said straight to the point, "could you come to my house tomorrow morning?"
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
"Why not? The monitor has read the student registration book and almost knows the addresses of all the classmates! Why are you so suspicious like the monitor?"
"Okay, there's nothing wrong with going with you. I should have gone there at some point." I said, "But Amy is actually very busy. Are you sure she has time tomorrow?"
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
"Hey, what did the monitor say?" I was quite curious.
"Eh? That's a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue said suddenly, "Then if I go there without breakfast tomorrow, can I get something delicious?"
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
"In addition, for future convenience, I will also bring a set of Qingzi Academy uniforms to Miss Pooh. I have met her once, and I should still remember the approximate size..."
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
"Yes! I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She refused to tell me at first and asked me very cautiously, 'Didn't you say that whoever breaks up Ye Lin and his true love, you will follow Who breaks up with each other?'"
Let's forget it this time. If there is a chance in the future, we must let Amy and the monitor have a good relationship! After all, she is my future sister-in-law!
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
“…”
OK! You say that as if you have eaten shit yourself and know what shit tastes like.
"Hey, what did the monitor say?" I was quite curious.
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
I suddenly remembered that the last time I wore the Qingzi Academy uniform and fought against Master Xu, I was very, very hot. I am afraid it was not just a matter of heavy exercise.
"Hahahaha... Of course I deny it! How can such a strict self-discipline person as the monitor violate the school rules? Besides, it would be tragic if she really likes you! You are not interested in girls!"
"The monitor is so vindictive! If I hadn't been a brotherly brother and wanted to keep your secret, I almost couldn't help but confess to the monitor directly and tell her that you were gay and were in a relationship with our school's school idol Shen Shaoyi!"
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
Just now you said you were nervous! So nervous! Please let go of your inhibitions, travel lightly, and go to Amy’s place to eat whatever you want! As long as you don't criticize the French chef's craftsmanship and make him commit suicide!
"By the way, I heard that Miss Amy lives in Qingzi Academy. Why does she live in such a strange place? The security guard at the door will definitely not let me in! Why don't I go find you, and then you can find a way to take me in? Bar!"
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
"Well, Winnie, what do you want from me?"
"Pooh, what do you want from me?"
Damn it, don’t say that! I finally regained some of the squad leader's favorability! If the monitor believes what you say and discovers that her brother is wearing the women's underwear I gave him, he should suspect that my real target is her brother. I, a gay man, may have pushed his brother down many times! And then... Do you still need to ask? Of course he pulled the trigger on me out of regret!
"Hahahaha... Of course I deny it! How can such a strict self-discipline person as the monitor violate the school rules? Besides, it would be tragic if she really likes you! You are not interested in girls!"
It suddenly occurred to me that you wouldn’t be so stupid that even on your wedding day, you would wear a wedding dress and have Band-Aids all over your face, right? In that case, relatives and friends must misunderstand that the groom is using domestic violence! It’s like this without even passing the door! She is simply the public enemy of women. She is dragged out and chopped into pieces to feed the dogs!
Next, I thought about it, and instead of disturbing Amy's rest, I dialed Pentheus' cell phone. In addition to the walkie-talkie, he also carries a rugged military-standard mobile phone with him, but its main use recently is to install an application called jack'd (I pronounce it as "pickup emperor") to try to date gay guys in the same city. gun.
Although Pentheus was as tall as an iron tower, he was as careful as his hair. He actually remembered that Winnie was the nickname given to Xiong Yaoyue by Amy.
I suddenly remembered that the last time I wore the Qingzi Academy uniform and fought against Master Xu, I was very, very hot. I am afraid it was not just a matter of heavy exercise.
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
“…”
It suddenly occurred to me that you wouldn’t be so stupid that even on your wedding day, you would wear a wedding dress and have Band-Aids all over your face, right? In that case, relatives and friends must misunderstand that the groom is using domestic violence! It’s like this without even passing the door! She is simply the public enemy of women. She is dragged out and chopped into pieces to feed the dogs!
"Humph, because the squad leader is petty, I counterattacked her and asked: What does my going to find Ye Lin have to do with you! I didn't go to fall in love with him! You are so sensitive, do you like Ye Lin?"
"Eh? Won't you prepare drinks for us?" Xiong Yaoyue's tone sounded disappointed.
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
"Hey, what did the monitor say?" I was quite curious.
"If you're masturbating, I'll wait 5 minutes before calling you - 5 minutes should be enough, right?"
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
Xiong Yaoyue and I agreed on a time to meet tomorrow morning and hung up the phone.
“…”
While I picked up my cell phone to talk to Xiong Yaoyue, I stared at the chat window of Taobao Wangwang, and replied to the female customer who inquired about the power consumption of the massage stick:
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
"Hahahaha... Of course I deny it! How can such a strict self-discipline person as the monitor violate the school rules? Besides, it would be tragic if she really likes you! You are not interested in girls!"
"Just help me! Aren't you my good buddy!"
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
"Eh? That's a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue said suddenly, "Then if I go there without breakfast tomorrow, can I get something delicious?"
It seems that Xiong Yaoyue still thinks that Amy is a simple rich lady and does not know her status in the entertainment industry.
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
"Hey, I didn't know. When I wanted to ask you, your phone was busy, but I called the squad leader and I got it!"
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
Next, I thought about it, and instead of disturbing Amy's rest, I dialed Pentheus' cell phone. In addition to the walkie-talkie, he also carries a rugged military-standard mobile phone with him, but its main use recently is to install an application called jack'd (I pronounce it as "pickup emperor") to try to date gay guys in the same city. gun.
"Anyway, the squad leader finally told me the address, but after telling me he was unwilling to hang up the phone, as if he was waiting for me to confess my crime... I don't know why, but I felt a little sorry for the squad leader, so I told me that I was planning to find you. Let's go to your rich mixed-race cousin's house as a guest..."
"By the way, what should I wear when I go to visit tomorrow? Isn't it impolite to wear shorts? Should I wear a long dress that looks like a dress? I seemed to have a set when I sang in the chorus in elementary school..."
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
"If you're masturbating, I'll wait 5 minutes before calling you - 5 minutes should be enough, right?"
"The temperature will be 34 degrees tomorrow," I reminded her, "whatever you usually wear, you can wear tomorrow. Be casual, you know, Amy is my... a relative's child, I will treat her place as my own. Just treat it as a guest in my house."
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
"Hahahaha... Of course I deny it! How can such a strict self-discipline person as the monitor violate the school rules? Besides, it would be tragic if she really likes you! You are not interested in girls!"
In addition, the monitor had actually petted Amy’s pet dog Obama inhumanely with my help before she met Amy. She might be a little surprised when she learned that the dog belonged to Amy, right? Will he stretch out his hands, rush towards him with blushing cheeks, and cry out "let me touch him"? Then Amy and Obama, one person and one dog, will be chased around by the class monitor!
OK! You say that as if you have eaten shit yourself and know what shit tastes like.
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
"Just help me! Aren't you my good buddy!"
Damn it, don’t say that! I finally regained some of the squad leader's favorability! If the monitor believes what you say and discovers that her brother is wearing the women's underwear I gave him, he should suspect that my real target is her brother. I, a gay man, may have pushed his brother down many times! And then... Do you still need to ask? Of course he pulled the trigger on me out of regret!
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
Does it mean not being popular with Amy? The reason why the monitor likes Amy is completely the same as her liking for kittens and puppies. The reason why Amy is afraid of the monitor is not much different from the reason why the kittens and puppies are afraid of the monitor. You two have a very awkward relationship!
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
"The temperature will be 34 degrees tomorrow," I reminded her, "whatever you usually wear, you can wear tomorrow. Be casual, you know, Amy is my... a relative's child, I will treat her place as my own. Just treat it as a guest in my house."
In addition, the monitor had actually petted Amy’s pet dog Obama inhumanely with my help before she met Amy. She might be a little surprised when she learned that the dog belonged to Amy, right? Will he stretch out his hands, rush towards him with blushing cheeks, and cry out "let me touch him"? Then Amy and Obama, one person and one dog, will be chased around by the class monitor!
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
Does it mean not being popular with Amy? The reason why the monitor likes Amy is completely the same as her liking for kittens and puppies. The reason why Amy is afraid of the monitor is not much different from the reason why the kittens and puppies are afraid of the monitor. You two have a very awkward relationship!
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
"Humph, because the squad leader is petty, I counterattacked her and asked: What does my going to find Ye Lin have to do with you! I didn't go to fall in love with him! You are so sensitive, do you like Ye Lin?"
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
Let's forget it this time. If there is a chance in the future, we must let Amy and the monitor have a good relationship! After all, she is my future sister-in-law!
You just used cucumber! Use cucumbers for your whole family! I'm trying to stop a weak girl who's lost on Lily Road from being fucked in the anus by her heavy-tasting husband!
Not long after, the sound of running upstairs could be heard outside the door. It was probably because the sneakers on the soles of the feet had a good cushioning effect, so they would not particularly disturb the neighbors.
Although Pentheus was as tall as an iron tower, he was as careful as his hair. He actually remembered that Winnie was the nickname given to Xiong Yaoyue by Amy.
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
It seems that Xiong Yaoyue still thinks that Amy is a simple rich lady and does not know her status in the entertainment industry.
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
"Hey, what did the monitor say?" I was quite curious.
Xiong Yaoyue and I agreed on a time to meet tomorrow morning and hung up the phone.
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
Do you think you can still wear the skirt you wore in elementary school? Do you think you are a hobbit? And during the volleyball practice on Friday, you scratched your face again while trying to save the ball, so you put on three band-aids at once! Add three more and you'll become a little tabby cat with a beard! Even if you are wearing the most ladylike clothing, the Band-Aid on your face will reveal your true colors!
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
Next, I thought about it, and instead of disturbing Amy's rest, I dialed Pentheus' cell phone. In addition to the walkie-talkie, he also carries a rugged military-standard mobile phone with him, but its main use recently is to install an application called jack'd (I pronounce it as "pickup emperor") to try to date gay guys in the same city. gun.
"Eh? That's a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue said suddenly, "Then if I go there without breakfast tomorrow, can I get something delicious?"
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
"If you're masturbating, I'll wait 5 minutes before calling you - 5 minutes should be enough, right?"
Really, Amy clearly invited Xiong Yaoyue to her place as a guest, but she didn't think about how to let him in. It was almost exactly the same as the first time I went to give her a calligraphy practice grid.
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
I suddenly remembered that the last time I wore the Qingzi Academy uniform and fought against Master Xu, I was very, very hot. I am afraid it was not just a matter of heavy exercise.
"The temperature will be 34 degrees tomorrow," I reminded her, "whatever you usually wear, you can wear tomorrow. Be casual, you know, Amy is my... a relative's child, I will treat her place as my own. Just treat it as a guest in my house."
Damn, this is the gay version of WeChat and Momo! I remember that blood-red icon! Does this represent the tragic aftermath of Chrysanthemum? If I see someone with it on their cell phone in the future, I will cover my anus tightly!
There's no need to worry about this, Xiong Yaoyue didn't plan to have breakfast in the first place.
You just used cucumber! Use cucumbers for your whole family! I'm trying to stop a weak girl who's lost on Lily Road from being fucked in the anus by her heavy-tasting husband!
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
“…”
"Penttheus," I said straight to the point, "could you come to my house tomorrow morning?"
In addition, the monitor had actually petted Amy’s pet dog Obama inhumanely with my help before she met Amy. She might be a little surprised when she learned that the dog belonged to Amy, right? Will he stretch out his hands, rush towards him with blushing cheeks, and cry out "let me touch him"? Then Amy and Obama, one person and one dog, will be chased around by the class monitor!
"I suggest you use rechargeable batteries. The ones from Pinsheng are pretty good. To be honest with you sister, I often use this kind of battery..."
In addition, the monitor had actually petted Amy’s pet dog Obama inhumanely with my help before she met Amy. She might be a little surprised when she learned that the dog belonged to Amy, right? Will he stretch out his hands, rush towards him with blushing cheeks, and cry out "let me touch him"? Then Amy and Obama, one person and one dog, will be chased around by the class monitor!
Damn, it turns out to be lace! Since you love your wife very much, don't stuff this thing into her anus! Damn it, this is a European and American model! You want to cause your wife to prolapse
"Yes! I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She refused to tell me at first and asked me very cautiously, 'Didn't you say that whoever breaks up Ye Lin and his true love, you will follow Who breaks up with each other?'"
I suddenly remembered that the last time I wore the Qingzi Academy uniform and fought against Master Xu, I was very, very hot. I am afraid it was not just a matter of heavy exercise.
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
"Okay!" Pentheus looked overjoyed, "Lin, you heard that my hookup didn't go well, do you want to comfort me?"
Once you see it once, you will never forget it! You can probably even guess Xiong Yaoyue’s underwear size! You are the True Eye of the Evil King! Will you still be able to kill the black dragon wave with fire? Why are you such a naughty person like you? Those "attackers" who found you through "The Guest Emperor" were immediately frightened to the point of peeing when they saw your domineering aura, and they were no longer in the mood to be frightened!
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
Do you think you can still wear the skirt you wore in elementary school? Do you think you are a hobbit? And during the volleyball practice on Friday, you scratched your face again while trying to save the ball, so you put on three band-aids at once! Add three more and you'll become a little tabby cat with a beard! Even if you are wearing the most ladylike clothing, the Band-Aid on your face will reveal your true colors!
I hurriedly typed: "Don't use this to fuck your anus, or your wife will break up with you!"
"French chef? Did Miss Amy's family hire a Frenchman as a chef? I've heard that French food is very delicious! She is indeed a rich lady, she is so rich!"
"I'm comforting you! I asked you to pick up Pooh and I! Amy invited us over as guests. Pooh doesn't have the Qingzi Academy uniform, so I'm afraid he won't be able to enter the school!"
"Humph, because the squad leader is petty, I counterattacked her and asked: What does my going to find Ye Lin have to do with you! I didn't go to fall in love with him! You are so sensitive, do you like Ye Lin?"
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
Next, I thought about it, and instead of disturbing Amy's rest, I dialed Pentheus' cell phone. In addition to the walkie-talkie, he also carries a rugged military-standard mobile phone with him, but its main use recently is to install an application called jack'd (I pronounce it as "pickup emperor") to try to date gay guys in the same city. gun.
"Humph, because the squad leader is petty, I counterattacked her and asked: What does my going to find Ye Lin have to do with you! I didn't go to fall in love with him! You are so sensitive, do you like Ye Lin?"
"Okay, there's nothing wrong with going with you. I should have gone there at some point." I said, "But Amy is actually very busy. Are you sure she has time tomorrow?"
Although Pentheus was as tall as an iron tower, he was as careful as his hair. He actually remembered that Winnie was the nickname given to Xiong Yaoyue by Amy.
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
I knew without asking that the energetic Xiong Yaoyue had arrived.
"By the way, I heard that Miss Amy lives in Qingzi Academy. Why does she live in such a strange place? The security guard at the door will definitely not let me in! Why don't I go find you, and then you can find a way to take me in? Bar!"
Not long after, the sound of running upstairs could be heard outside the door. It was probably because the sneakers on the soles of the feet had a good cushioning effect, so they would not particularly disturb the neighbors.
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
Fortunately, Xiong Yaoyue didn't use the word "good sister", otherwise I might have hung up on her right away.
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
Damn it, don’t say that! I finally regained some of the squad leader's favorability! If the monitor believes what you say and discovers that her brother is wearing the women's underwear I gave him, he should suspect that my real target is her brother. I, a gay man, may have pushed his brother down many times! And then... Do you still need to ask? Of course he pulled the trigger on me out of regret!
"Yes! I asked her if she knew the address of your home. She refused to tell me at first and asked me very cautiously, 'Didn't you say that whoever breaks up Ye Lin and his true love, you will follow Who breaks up with each other?'"
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
"No problem, you come to me in the morning and I will find a way to take you there - but do you know my home address?"
"You can eat whatever you want..."
There's no need to worry about this, Xiong Yaoyue didn't plan to have breakfast in the first place.
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
But for the sake of my physical and mental health, I decided to gradually hand over all the consulting services for female customers to Shu Zhe, even if I give him a salary increase!
Thinking of the chef who inherited the suicide tradition of his French predecessors and received the sword inheritance from the Japanese puffer fish master, I gave Xiong Yaoyue a vaccination and said:
"Why not? The monitor has read the student registration book and almost knows the addresses of all the classmates! Why are you so suspicious like the monitor?"
At the same time, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: "My anus can't stand it anyway..."
But for the sake of my physical and mental health, I decided to gradually hand over all the consulting services for female customers to Shu Zhe, even if I give him a salary increase!
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
"In addition, for future convenience, I will also bring a set of Qingzi Academy uniforms to Miss Pooh. I have met her once, and I should still remember the approximate size..."
Let's forget it this time. If there is a chance in the future, we must let Amy and the monitor have a good relationship! After all, she is my future sister-in-law!
You just used cucumber! Use cucumbers for your whole family! I'm trying to stop a weak girl who's lost on Lily Road from being fucked in the anus by her heavy-tasting husband!
Let's forget it this time. If there is a chance in the future, we must let Amy and the monitor have a good relationship! After all, she is my future sister-in-law!
"In addition, for future convenience, I will also bring a set of Qingzi Academy uniforms to Miss Pooh. I have met her once, and I should still remember the approximate size..."
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
Yes, you guessed it right. I used the customer service number "Dinghuawei" and pretended to be a woman to answer questions. Even if it was fake, I couldn't let the other party think that the customer service was a man who picked his feet. Otherwise, how embarrassing would the female customer be? !
Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard this whisper.
Once you see it once, you will never forget it! You can probably even guess Xiong Yaoyue’s underwear size! You are the True Eye of the Evil King! Will you still be able to kill the black dragon wave with fire? Why are you such a naughty person like you? Those "attackers" who found you through "The Guest Emperor" were immediately frightened to the point of peeing when they saw your domineering aura, and they were no longer in the mood to be frightened!
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
I suddenly remembered that the last time I wore the Qingzi Academy uniform and fought against Master Xu, I was very, very hot. I am afraid it was not just a matter of heavy exercise.
There's no need to worry about this, Xiong Yaoyue didn't plan to have breakfast in the first place.
“…”
"It's nothing too important. I just want to go to Miss Amy with you tomorrow to make amends!"
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
Who is not interested in girls? Don't just deprive me of a very important hobby, okay? Even on the days when my Spartan heart is the strongest, I will secretly read H-comics to entertain myself!
Next, I thought about it, and instead of disturbing Amy's rest, I dialed Pentheus' cell phone. In addition to the walkie-talkie, he also carries a rugged military-standard mobile phone with him, but its main use recently is to install an application called jack'd (I pronounce it as "pickup emperor") to try to date gay guys in the same city. gun.
"Penttheus, let me tell you, are the uniforms of Qingzi Academy the same as our No. 28 Middle School, divided into summer and autumn styles?"
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
Just now you said you were nervous! So nervous! Please let go of your inhibitions, travel lightly, and go to Amy’s place to eat whatever you want! As long as you don't criticize the French chef's craftsmanship and make him commit suicide!
"OK! OK! I just called!" Xiong Yaoyue said excitedly, "It will be much better if you are with me! It's my first time to be a guest in a wealthy family, so I'm a little nervous!"
So... Is that so? I said why I felt that there was something extra in the Qingzi Academy uniforms. It turned out that I had been hanging the ordinary lining that was only used in spring and autumn, and hadn’t I removed it? I am SB! Last time I even had prickly heat!
"Chrysanthemum?" Xiong Yaoyue immediately became very interested, "How disrespectful! I forgot that you are gay. You definitely don't bother masturbating, but you are doing prostate massage! Could it be... using cucumbers?"
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
But for the sake of my physical and mental health, I decided to gradually hand over all the consulting services for female customers to Shu Zhe, even if I give him a salary increase!
"The temperature will be 34 degrees tomorrow," I reminded her, "whatever you usually wear, you can wear tomorrow. Be casual, you know, Amy is my... a relative's child, I will treat her place as my own. Just treat it as a guest in my house."
It suddenly occurred to me that you wouldn’t be so stupid that even on your wedding day, you would wear a wedding dress and have Band-Aids all over your face, right? In that case, relatives and friends must misunderstand that the groom is using domestic violence! It’s like this without even passing the door! She is simply the public enemy of women. She is dragged out and chopped into pieces to feed the dogs!
After discussing it with Pentheus, I decisively found the Qingzi Academy uniform in the closet and removed the inner lining fixed with invisible zippers.
"Eh? That's a good idea..." Xiong Yaoyue said suddenly, "Then if I go there without breakfast tomorrow, can I get something delicious?"
"In addition, for future convenience, I will also bring a set of Qingzi Academy uniforms to Miss Pooh. I have met her once, and I should still remember the approximate size..."
What an injustice! It’s snowing in June! Before I die, I want to spray the blood from my mouth three feet high! I want to spit on others, even Xiong Yaoyue, right in your face! You pig teammate! Reminds me of the story about the hunter who made friends with a bear, and then the bear tried to help the hunter get rid of the flies on his face, but ended up crushing the hunter to death!
I knew without asking that the energetic Xiong Yaoyue had arrived.
"What? Why did you call the monitor!"
"Eh? Won't you prepare drinks for us?" Xiong Yaoyue's tone sounded disappointed.
Damn, this is its complete form! Such a good material, when blown under the air conditioner, the ventilation effect is excellent! The last few times I went to see Amy in my school uniform, I still endured the scorching heat, thinking that this was the price I had to pay to see my sister, but it turned out to be unnecessary! I obviously missed the opportunity to have some cool time, but I was completely stupid!
Ah, speaking of which, how are you going to explain it to your dad then? Not to mention that I hired a part-time employee for the online store, she is still a transvestite! Dad should doubt my sexual orientation!
I knew without asking that the energetic Xiong Yaoyue had arrived.
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
"The temperature will be 34 degrees tomorrow," I reminded her, "whatever you usually wear, you can wear tomorrow. Be casual, you know, Amy is my... a relative's child, I will treat her place as my own. Just treat it as a guest in my house."
"The monitor thought of your cousin who looked like a doll, and seemed to be interested in it. I asked her if she wanted to come with us. She sighed, said she was not welcome, wished us a good time, and then hung up the phone. "
"Ye Lin, why are you absent-minded?" Xiong Yaoyue said slightly angrily on the other side of the phone, "Are you masturbating?"
On Sunday morning, I didn’t have to go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing as usual. After getting up, I did 100 push-ups. Then, after washing, I sat in the living room with my eyes closed and meditated on the true meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong Yaoyue’s arrival.
"Apologise? Because you went to play a qualifying match with a game team last week and missed your appointment? That was also your own fault. Why do you want me to apologize to you together?"
“…”
"That's not the case." Pentheus replied, "Qingzi Academy has only one uniform, but it has a removable lining. In particularly cold winters, there is also a lambswool lining that can be replaced..."
"It's nothing too important. I just want to go to Miss Amy with you tomorrow to make amends!"
Not long after, the sound of running upstairs could be heard outside the door. It was probably because the sneakers on the soles of the feet had a good cushioning effect, so they would not particularly disturb the neighbors.
"Pooh, what do you want from me?"
"No problem, I will drive to pick you up, at 7 o'clock, right? Please don't have breakfast in advance, we will be responsible for preparing it."
"The squad leader is suspicious?"
Let's forget it this time. If there is a chance in the future, we must let Amy and the monitor have a good relationship! After all, she is my future sister-in-law!
There's no need to worry about this, Xiong Yaoyue didn't plan to have breakfast in the first place.
I knew without asking that the energetic Xiong Yaoyue had arrived.
It seems that Xiong Yaoyue still thinks that Amy is a simple rich lady and does not know her status in the entertainment industry.
"The monitor is so vindictive! If I hadn't been a brotherly brother and wanted to keep your secret, I almost couldn't help but confess to the monitor directly and tell her that you were gay and were in a relationship with our school's school idol Shen Shaoyi!"