"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, if I read correctly, what you stuffed into Xiao Qin's schoolbag is... a pair of girls' underwear, right?"
"Don't just believe whatever the book says! When I was in elementary school, I read a book that said eating sweet potatoes can increase internal energy. As a result, I ate sweet potatoes for a week and all I got was diarrhea!"
"Classmate Ye Lin must have picked up classmate Xiaoqin's underwear by chance. In order to avoid embarrassing classmate Xiaoqin, he secretly returned it to her, right?"
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
"Obviously I borrowed it first!" Xiaoqin protested.
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
"Classmate Ye Lin is really good at telling jokes. What did you use your inner strength to do when you were a kid?"
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you do this, the monitor will be sad..."
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
While Xiao Qin was dawdling, Old Man Zhang came down from the podium. With his hands behind his back, he walked aggressively towards Xiong Yaoyue.
"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"
"Actually... it wasn't my father who ordered it, it was me who ordered it..."
"That's right!" I admitted generously. If it had been the monitor who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack long ago.
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
Seeing me glaring at her, Xiaoqin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:
During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor. Nine out of ten could not catch the shuttlecock, and later pretended to She was about to faint from exhaustion, so the monitor had to give up and bought a sports drink to add salt to Xiaoqin.
If it was her own mobile phone, that would be fine, but it happened to be my mobile phone. She felt that it was very unscrupulous for me to be asked to be a parent because of her playing games, so in an extremely urgent situation, she actually did an extremely... Ridiculous decision—Xiong Yaoyue resolutely stuffed my phone into her underwear!
There was once a third-grade senior who used her mobile phone to cheat during the make-up exam. This is how she dealt with the male invigilator! In the end, she was allowed to pass safely! This incident is famous throughout the school. Xiong Yaoyue must have been inspired by her senior sister, right
"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"
"Why did you order something like that!"
Even if you die, you won’t let me go! Are you waiting for me in the underworld? Don't remind me of nightmare scenes!
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
When the school bell rang, I realized that I had made a mistake.
"Remember to delete Xiaoqin's save file!" I told Xiong Yaoyue carelessly.
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you do this, the monitor will be sad..."
Gong Caicai made the kindest guess about me.
Ever since I rescued Gong Caicai during the overpass rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became less afraid of me and even dared to ask several questions in succession.
Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
Who is Xiong Ni? You mixed up Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni's names! The input method on your mobile phone is too weird and the keyboard is so small that I can’t use it! Send a message to Xiong Yaoyue quickly and tell her to put her phone away first!
"Xiong Yaoyue, stand up." Old man Zhang refused to give up easily. Even if he couldn't get Xiong Yaoyue to take out her phone, he still had to force her to read a passage before letting her sit down.
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin happily pressed the "send" button.
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
Ever since I rescued Gong Caicai during the overpass rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became less afraid of me and even dared to ask several questions in succession.
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
"What!?" Gong Caicai, who was scared to tears even if a beetle landed on her head, actually claimed that she was not afraid of me. Do you mean that I am worse than a beetle
"Although I let the squad leader take a sip first, we still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it. If you die, you will have to wait for a while before you can see classmate Ye Lin..."
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
This is the only way to avoid having your phone confiscated by the teacher. There is no other way!
"That's right!" I admitted generously. If it had been the monitor who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack long ago.
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
177 rounds! ? My record is only 28 rounds! Where do you find so much time to play games? Ordinary girls don’t like playing computer games as much as you do!
This is not something that can be solved with hard work! I recall that back then in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
I tilted my neck and said, "Because I'm horny! I especially like to force girls to do shy things. Didn't I tell you to keep a certain distance from me?"
Ever since I rescued Gong Caicai during the overpass rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became less afraid of me and even dared to ask several questions in succession.
"Classmate Ye Lin must have picked up classmate Xiaoqin's underwear by chance. In order to avoid embarrassing classmate Xiaoqin, he secretly returned it to her, right?"
"Xiong Yaoyue, stand up." Old man Zhang refused to give up easily. Even if he couldn't get Xiong Yaoyue to take out her phone, he still had to force her to read a passage before letting her sit down.
Gong Caicai trembled all over and hurriedly ran to her seat. Holding a stack of homework in her arms, she almost fell flat on the ground.
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds..."
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
"And it's not good to play with classmate Xiaoqin's feelings... If classmate Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I..."
"I...I'm not afraid of classmate Ye Lin."
There was once a third-grade senior who used her mobile phone to cheat during the make-up exam. This is how she dealt with the male invigilator! In the end, she was allowed to pass safely! This incident is famous throughout the school. Xiong Yaoyue must have been inspired by her senior sister, right
"Why did you order something like that!"
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.
"This game can run on your phone! My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow - when will you lend me your phone to play?"
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds..."
"Then you call me Sister Winnie, and I'll give it to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said generously.
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
"What!?" Gong Caicai, who was scared to tears even if a beetle landed on her head, actually claimed that she was not afraid of me. Do you mean that I am worse than a beetle
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
"I can lend you two years of Men's Wear magazine. It would be great if you could use the magazine to relieve your lust..."
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record in the endless pool mode of "Plants vs. Zombies"?"
"Quick," I said to Xiaoqin, "use your mobile phone to send a text message and send it to my mobile phone. Let Xiong Yaoyue play after class! It will be too late if Old Man Zhang finds out!"
While Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the monitor, she said to herself with a worried look:
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"
"I...I'm not afraid of classmate Ye Lin."
Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"
"Don't just believe whatever the book says! When I was in elementary school, I read a book that said eating sweet potatoes can increase internal energy. As a result, I ate sweet potatoes for a week and all I got was diarrhea!"
It’s not a joke, it’s a fact! I need inner strength to defeat the little bully! There was no expert on the roadside who could teach me a dozen of skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
Xiaoqin leaned on the desktop and cried again: "It took me 5 hours to type out that save file!"
I tilted my neck and said, "Because I'm horny! I especially like to force girls to do shy things. Didn't I tell you to keep a certain distance from me?"
Hearing me talk about her childhood embarrassments, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.
"This... this kind of thing..."
If it was her own mobile phone, that would be fine, but it happened to be my mobile phone. She felt that it was very unscrupulous for me to be asked to be a parent because of her playing games, so in an extremely urgent situation, she actually did an extremely... Ridiculous decision—Xiong Yaoyue resolutely stuffed my phone into her underwear!
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
Hearing me talk about her childhood embarrassments, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
"I always set it to vibrate in class! Anyway, send text messages quickly, send text messages quickly!"
While Xiao Qin was dawdling, Old Man Zhang came down from the podium. With his hands behind his back, he walked aggressively towards Xiong Yaoyue.
"Remember to delete Xiaoqin's save file!" I told Xiong Yaoyue carelessly.
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
"Classmate Ye Lin is really good at telling jokes. What did you use your inner strength to do when you were a kid?"
"And it's not good to play with classmate Xiaoqin's feelings... If classmate Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I..."
"Give me your breasts!"
I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:
"Men's clothing"? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's "花|花|公|子"? I heard that it contains all kinds of photos of actresses with their naked bodies covered. Gong Caicai, why do you have this kind of magazine? Two more years! ? If your father ordered it, he should hide it behind his daughter’s back!
It’s not a joke, it’s a fact! I need inner strength to defeat the little bully! There was no expert on the roadside who could teach me a dozen of skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
Seeing me glaring at her, Xiaoqin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
"Classmate Ye Lin must have picked up classmate Xiaoqin's underwear by chance. In order to avoid embarrassing classmate Xiaoqin, he secretly returned it to her, right?"
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
"If classmate Ye Lin needs it..."
Gong Caicai made the kindest guess about me.
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
"Obviously I borrowed it first!" Xiaoqin protested.
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
"Men's clothing"? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's "花|花|公|子"? I heard that it contains all kinds of photos of actresses with their naked bodies covered. Gong Caicai, why do you have this kind of magazine? Two more years! ? If your father ordered it, he should hide it behind his daughter’s back!
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
"Shameless, right? I've told you before that I'm born with a lustful nature. Apart from lending me homework to copy, don't have any contact with me anymore!"
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
"This... this kind of thing..."
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
Xiaoqin leaned on the desktop and cried again: "It took me 5 hours to type out that save file!"
I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:
This is not something that can be solved with hard work! I recall that back then in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
Xiong Yaoyue broke out in a cold sweat. It was too late to turn off her phone at this time. Although the school allowed mobile phones to be carried, if they were caught playing with their phones during class, they would still be confiscated and parents would have to ask their parents to get them back.
"Shameless, right? I've told you before that I'm born with a lustful nature. Apart from lending me homework to copy, don't have any contact with me anymore!"
While Xiao Qin was dawdling, Old Man Zhang came down from the podium. With his hands behind his back, he walked aggressively towards Xiong Yaoyue.
"Although I let the squad leader take a sip first, we still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it. If you die, you will have to wait for a while before you can see classmate Ye Lin..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you do this, the monitor will be sad..."
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
"This game can run on your phone! My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow - when will you lend me your phone to play?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
Do you still think the monitor and I are a couple? Because you were the first to witness me kissing the monitor, have you always believed this
In my history class, I used my mobile phone to run an online store for the whole class. Recently, the business has been good, especially two inflatable dolls that were in poor condition and were sold, which made me feel very relieved.
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
"Because classmate Ye Lin installed it for me when he repaired my computer last time! Every time I play "Plants vs. Zombies", I can feel classmate Ye Lin's full love for me!"
"And it's not good to play with classmate Xiaoqin's feelings... If classmate Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I..."
"Classmate Ye Lin must have picked up classmate Xiaoqin's underwear by chance. In order to avoid embarrassing classmate Xiaoqin, he secretly returned it to her, right?"
"Although I let the squad leader take a sip first, we still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it. If you die, you will have to wait for a while before you can see classmate Ye Lin..."
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
You... what are you going to do? Do you want to play with me instead of Xiaoqin? Don't say anything that would overturn my worldview!
It’s not a joke, it’s a fact! I need inner strength to defeat the little bully! There was no expert on the roadside who could teach me a dozen of skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
This is not something that can be solved with hard work! I recall that back then in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
"No problem! I will pay attention to this kind of thing!" Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
Hearing me talk about her childhood embarrassments, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.
Xiaoqin suddenly said to me: "Haha, the text message reminding the sports committee to be careful about the teacher has finally been edited... I will send it out now!"
"Men's clothing"? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's "花|花|公|子"? I heard that it contains all kinds of photos of actresses with their naked bodies covered. Gong Caicai, why do you have this kind of magazine? Two more years! ? If your father ordered it, he should hide it behind his daughter’s back!
I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:
"I can lend you two years of Men's Wear magazine. It would be great if you could use the magazine to relieve your lust..."
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
"Don't just believe whatever the book says! When I was in elementary school, I read a book that said eating sweet potatoes can increase internal energy. As a result, I ate sweet potatoes for a week and all I got was diarrhea!"
Prompted by a loyal dog, Xiong Yaoyue read Gorky's "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone.
Although I can't see any details from my point of view, judging from Xiong Yaoyue's movements, it is definitely stuffed into her underwear! Because if she was stuffed into sports shorts, as soon as the teacher asked her to stand up, the phone would slip out of the shorts leg!
"Men's clothing"? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's "花|花|公|子"? I heard that it contains all kinds of photos of actresses with their naked bodies covered. Gong Caicai, why do you have this kind of magazine? Two more years! ? If your father ordered it, he should hide it behind his daughter’s back!
"Classmate Ye Lin must have picked up classmate Xiaoqin's underwear by chance. In order to avoid embarrassing classmate Xiaoqin, he secretly returned it to her, right?"
With such a weak start, can we still play to 177 rounds? And why can the little spray mushroom commemorate me!
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
Prompted by a loyal dog, Xiong Yaoyue read Gorky's "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone.
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds..."
"Actually... it wasn't my father who ordered it, it was me who ordered it..."
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds..."
Who is Xiong Ni? You mixed up Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni's names! The input method on your mobile phone is too weird and the keyboard is so small that I can’t use it! Send a message to Xiong Yaoyue quickly and tell her to put her phone away first!
Not only the loyal dog on the right, but also old man Zhang, who was only three steps away from reaching his position, were dumbfounded.
"Xiong Yaoyue, stand up." Old man Zhang refused to give up easily. Even if he couldn't get Xiong Yaoyue to take out her phone, he still had to force her to read a passage before letting her sit down.
In the afternoon, I continued to work in online store customer service in chemistry class. When get out of class was over, I overused my eyes and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie down on the table and rest for a while.
"Why did you order something like that!"
I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
"Quick," I said to Xiaoqin, "use your mobile phone to send a text message and send it to my mobile phone. Let Xiong Yaoyue play after class! It will be too late if Old Man Zhang finds out!"
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
"Give me your breasts!"
Hearing me talk about her childhood embarrassments, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.
"Because... because when I was alone at home, someone came to sell me. I didn't know how to refuse them, so I had to order... "
"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, if I read correctly, what you stuffed into Xiao Qin's schoolbag is... a pair of girls' underwear, right?"
Xiong Yaoyue touched Xiaoqin's hair softly, "Don't cry! I'm giving it to you. It's just a game. Don't hurt the friendship of your classmates!"
"And it's not good to play with classmate Xiaoqin's feelings... If classmate Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I..."
Forced buying and selling! You are so unscrupulous as a salesman when you sell "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls!
In the afternoon, I continued to work in online store customer service in chemistry class. When get out of class was over, I overused my eyes and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie down on the table and rest for a while.
Anyway, this isn’t the year you cut off someone’s breasts! Do you still want to transplant... transplant! Only by exchanging my small breasts can I eliminate the hatred in my heart!
177 rounds! ? My record is only 28 rounds! Where do you find so much time to play games? Ordinary girls don’t like playing computer games as much as you do!
"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, all of which were given to my mother... "
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
"Why did you order something like that!"
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:
"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, all of which were given to my mother... "
"Why did you order something like that!"
I tilted my neck and said, "Because I'm horny! I especially like to force girls to do shy things. Didn't I tell you to keep a certain distance from me?"
Xiong Yaoyue touched Xiaoqin's hair softly, "Don't cry! I'm giving it to you. It's just a game. Don't hurt the friendship of your classmates!"
"If classmate Ye Lin needs it..."
"Then you call me Sister Winnie, and I'll give it to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said generously.
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
Not only the loyal dog on the right, but also old man Zhang, who was only three steps away from reaching his position, were dumbfounded.
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
"Remember to delete Xiaoqin's save file!" I told Xiong Yaoyue carelessly.
Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I had to keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
"This game can run on your phone! My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow - when will you lend me your phone to play?"
"No~~~~(》_《)~~~~I want to play now!" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I had to keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
"Give me your breasts!"
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you do this, the monitor will be sad..."
Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I had to keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds..."
"Don't just believe whatever the book says! When I was in elementary school, I read a book that said eating sweet potatoes can increase internal energy. As a result, I ate sweet potatoes for a week and all I got was diarrhea!"
"Because... because when I was alone at home, someone came to sell me. I didn't know how to refuse them, so I had to order... "
Anyway, this isn’t the year you cut off someone’s breasts! Do you still want to transplant... transplant! Only by exchanging my small breasts can I eliminate the hatred in my heart!
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.
Gong Caicai trembled all over and hurriedly ran to her seat. Holding a stack of homework in her arms, she almost fell flat on the ground.
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
"Hahahahaha-you-quickly-stop-"
Forced buying and selling! You are so unscrupulous as a salesman when you sell "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls!
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
"What!?" Gong Caicai, who was scared to tears even if a beetle landed on her head, actually claimed that she was not afraid of me. Do you mean that I am worse than a beetle
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record in the endless pool mode of "Plants vs. Zombies"?"
Xiaoqin muttered: "I just came to show off to classmate Ye Lin just because I have big breasts... If I work so hard, sooner or later I will be bigger than you!"
Forced buying and selling! You are so unscrupulous as a salesman when you sell "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls!
During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor. Nine out of ten could not catch the shuttlecock, and later pretended to She was about to faint from exhaustion, so the monitor had to give up and bought a sports drink to add salt to Xiaoqin.
This is not something that can be solved with hard work! I recall that back then in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you do this, the monitor will be sad..."
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
If it was her own mobile phone, that would be fine, but it happened to be my mobile phone. She felt that it was very unscrupulous for me to be asked to be a parent because of her playing games, so in an extremely urgent situation, she actually did an extremely... Ridiculous decision—Xiong Yaoyue resolutely stuffed my phone into her underwear!
Although I can't see any details from my point of view, judging from Xiong Yaoyue's movements, it is definitely stuffed into her underwear! Because if she was stuffed into sports shorts, as soon as the teacher asked her to stand up, the phone would slip out of the shorts leg!
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
If it was her own mobile phone, that would be fine, but it happened to be my mobile phone. She felt that it was very unscrupulous for me to be asked to be a parent because of her playing games, so in an extremely urgent situation, she actually did an extremely... Ridiculous decision—Xiong Yaoyue resolutely stuffed my phone into her underwear!
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"
"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
Seeing me glaring at her, Xiaoqin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:
In the afternoon, I continued to work in online store customer service in chemistry class. When get out of class was over, I overused my eyes and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie down on the table and rest for a while.
Prompted by a loyal dog, Xiong Yaoyue read Gorky's "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone.
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor. Nine out of ten could not catch the shuttlecock, and later pretended to She was about to faint from exhaustion, so the monitor had to give up and bought a sports drink to add salt to Xiaoqin.
"That's right!" I admitted generously. If it had been the monitor who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack long ago.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Xiong Yaoyue stuck out her tongue, "Then I'll be in line behind Xiaoqin, right?"
"It won't happen this time!" Xiaoqin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"!"
Not only the loyal dog on the right, but also old man Zhang, who was only three steps away from reaching his position, were dumbfounded.
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
Anyway, this isn’t the year you cut off someone’s breasts! Do you still want to transplant... transplant! Only by exchanging my small breasts can I eliminate the hatred in my heart!
"No problem! I will pay attention to this kind of thing!" Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."
Hearing me talk about her childhood embarrassments, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
"Keep it for you?" I raised my head from my arm, "Isn't it time you peeked into my call records and text message inbox again?"
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
"Because classmate Ye Lin installed it for me when he repaired my computer last time! Every time I play "Plants vs. Zombies", I can feel classmate Ye Lin's full love for me!"
In my history class, I used my mobile phone to run an online store for the whole class. Recently, the business has been good, especially two inflatable dolls that were in poor condition and were sold, which made me feel very relieved.
Xiaoqin muttered: "I just came to show off to classmate Ye Lin just because I have big breasts... If I work so hard, sooner or later I will be bigger than you!"
Sitting on Xiong Yaoyue's right was one of the squad leader's loyal dogs. Out of humanitarianism, he patted Xiong Yaoyue's arm to let her notice that the Chinese teacher had come over.
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
The perverts Uncle Fireball, Cilantro Stuffed Buns, and Popeye will still fight for "Red Bean Sister"'s original underwear, especially the coriander stuffed buns. He often chats with "Red Bean Sister", and the five fans who were fooled by Shu Zhe Yes, he always sent me messages asking one thing over and over again: how to get Sister Hongdou to go out and book a room with him.
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
"But, wouldn't it be worse if classmate Ye Lin's cell phone rings?"
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
Even if you die, you won’t let me go! Are you waiting for me in the underworld? Don't remind me of nightmare scenes!
Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.
Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I had to keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
Not only the loyal dog on the right, but also old man Zhang, who was only three steps away from reaching his position, were dumbfounded.
Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.
"This game can run on your phone! My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow - when will you lend me your phone to play?"
177 rounds! ? My record is only 28 rounds! Where do you find so much time to play games? Ordinary girls don’t like playing computer games as much as you do!
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
"That's right!" I admitted generously. If it had been the monitor who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack long ago.
"This... this kind of thing..."
There was once a third-grade senior who used her mobile phone to cheat during the make-up exam. This is how she dealt with the male invigilator! In the end, she was allowed to pass safely! This incident is famous throughout the school. Xiong Yaoyue must have been inspired by her senior sister, right
During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor. Nine out of ten could not catch the shuttlecock, and later pretended to She was about to faint from exhaustion, so the monitor had to give up and bought a sports drink to add salt to Xiaoqin.
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
While Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the monitor, she said to herself with a worried look:
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
Forced buying and selling! You are so unscrupulous as a salesman when you sell "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls!
If it was her own mobile phone, that would be fine, but it happened to be my mobile phone. She felt that it was very unscrupulous for me to be asked to be a parent because of her playing games, so in an extremely urgent situation, she actually did an extremely... Ridiculous decision—Xiong Yaoyue resolutely stuffed my phone into her underwear!
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
"Although I let the squad leader take a sip first, we still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it. If you die, you will have to wait for a while before you can see classmate Ye Lin..."
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
"No~~~~(》_《)~~~~I want to play now!" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
Who is Xiong Ni? You mixed up Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni's names! The input method on your mobile phone is too weird and the keyboard is so small that I can’t use it! Send a message to Xiong Yaoyue quickly and tell her to put her phone away first!
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
Although I can't see any details from my point of view, judging from Xiong Yaoyue's movements, it is definitely stuffed into her underwear! Because if she was stuffed into sports shorts, as soon as the teacher asked her to stand up, the phone would slip out of the shorts leg!
"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."
Even if you die, you won’t let me go! Are you waiting for me in the underworld? Don't remind me of nightmare scenes!
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
Xiong Yaoyue broke out in a cold sweat. It was too late to turn off her phone at this time. Although the school allowed mobile phones to be carried, if they were caught playing with their phones during class, they would still be confiscated and parents would have to ask their parents to get them back.
It’s not a joke, it’s a fact! I need inner strength to defeat the little bully! There was no expert on the roadside who could teach me a dozen of skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
Even if you die, you won’t let me go! Are you waiting for me in the underworld? Don't remind me of nightmare scenes!
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
It’s not a joke, it’s a fact! I need inner strength to defeat the little bully! There was no expert on the roadside who could teach me a dozen of skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I had to keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
In the afternoon, I continued to work in online store customer service in chemistry class. When get out of class was over, I overused my eyes and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie down on the table and rest for a while.
Hearing me talk about her childhood embarrassments, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.
Although I can't see any details from my point of view, judging from Xiong Yaoyue's movements, it is definitely stuffed into her underwear! Because if she was stuffed into sports shorts, as soon as the teacher asked her to stand up, the phone would slip out of the shorts leg!
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
In the afternoon, I continued to work in online store customer service in chemistry class. When get out of class was over, I overused my eyes and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie down on the table and rest for a while.
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
Forced buying and selling! You are so unscrupulous as a salesman when you sell "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls!
In my history class, I used my mobile phone to run an online store for the whole class. Recently, the business has been good, especially two inflatable dolls that were in poor condition and were sold, which made me feel very relieved.
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
"That's right!" I admitted generously. If it had been the monitor who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack long ago.
"Keep it for you?" I raised my head from my arm, "Isn't it time you peeked into my call records and text message inbox again?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record in the endless pool mode of "Plants vs. Zombies"?"
"Although I let the squad leader take a sip first, we still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it. If you die, you will have to wait for a while before you can see classmate Ye Lin..."
"If classmate Ye Lin needs it..."
"Give me your breasts!"
"It won't happen this time!" Xiaoqin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"!"
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
"This... this kind of thing..."
"It won't happen this time!" Xiaoqin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"!"
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
Prompted by a loyal dog, Xiong Yaoyue read Gorky's "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone.
I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:
Not only the loyal dog on the right, but also old man Zhang, who was only three steps away from reaching his position, were dumbfounded.
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes!" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Leave your phone to me for safekeeping next class!"
"And it's not good to play with classmate Xiaoqin's feelings... If classmate Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I..."
"Then you call me Sister Winnie, and I'll give it to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said generously.
"This game can run on your phone! My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow - when will you lend me your phone to play?"
You... what are you going to do? Do you want to play with me instead of Xiaoqin? Don't say anything that would overturn my worldview!
During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor. Nine out of ten could not catch the shuttlecock, and later pretended to She was about to faint from exhaustion, so the monitor had to give up and bought a sports drink to add salt to Xiaoqin.
"Obviously I borrowed it first!" Xiaoqin protested.
Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I had to keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
"No~~~~(》_《)~~~~I want to play now!" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Xiong Yaoyue stuck out her tongue, "Then I'll be in line behind Xiaoqin, right?"
Xiaoqin leaned on the desktop and cried again: "It took me 5 hours to type out that save file!"
I tilted my neck and said, "Because I'm horny! I especially like to force girls to do shy things. Didn't I tell you to keep a certain distance from me?"
Prompted by a loyal dog, Xiong Yaoyue read Gorky's "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone.
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
I rolled my eyes, threw the phone directly to Xiong Yaoyue, and said, "You go ahead and play, Xiaoqin's seat is next to mine, there will be plenty of opportunities to play in the future!"
While Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the monitor, she said to herself with a worried look:
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin happily pressed the "send" button.
Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"
"Men's clothing"? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's "花|花|公|子"? I heard that it contains all kinds of photos of actresses with their naked bodies covered. Gong Caicai, why do you have this kind of magazine? Two more years! ? If your father ordered it, he should hide it behind his daughter’s back!
While Xiao Qin was dawdling, Old Man Zhang came down from the podium. With his hands behind his back, he walked aggressively towards Xiong Yaoyue.
"No~~~~(》_《)~~~~I want to play now!" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"Xiong Yaoyue, stand up." Old man Zhang refused to give up easily. Even if he couldn't get Xiong Yaoyue to take out her phone, he still had to force her to read a passage before letting her sit down.
While Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the monitor, she said to herself with a worried look:
"No~~~~(》_《)~~~~I want to play now!" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"No~~~~(》_《)~~~~I want to play now!" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor. Nine out of ten could not catch the shuttlecock, and later pretended to She was about to faint from exhaustion, so the monitor had to give up and bought a sports drink to add salt to Xiaoqin.
"Then you call me Sister Winnie, and I'll give it to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said generously.
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
Even if you die, you won’t let me go! Are you waiting for me in the underworld? Don't remind me of nightmare scenes!
"Why did you order something like that!"
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
"Then you call me Sister Winnie, and I'll give it to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said generously.
"Keep it for you?" I raised my head from my arm, "Isn't it time you peeked into my call records and text message inbox again?"
Xiong Yaoyue touched Xiaoqin's hair softly, "Don't cry! I'm giving it to you. It's just a game. Don't hurt the friendship of your classmates!"
"Give me your breasts!"
Xiong Yaoyue broke out in a cold sweat. It was too late to turn off her phone at this time. Although the school allowed mobile phones to be carried, if they were caught playing with their phones during class, they would still be confiscated and parents would have to ask their parents to get them back.
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
"Actually... it wasn't my father who ordered it, it was me who ordered it..."
You are simply the savior of salesmen! If you don’t learn to reject other people’s words, you will suffer big losses in the future!
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
Xiaoqin leaned on the desktop and cried again: "It took me 5 hours to type out that save file!"
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
Prompted by a loyal dog, Xiong Yaoyue read Gorky's "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone.
"I can lend you two years of Men's Wear magazine. It would be great if you could use the magazine to relieve your lust..."
"No~~~~(》_《)~~~~I want to play now!" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."
"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
Anyway, this isn’t the year you cut off someone’s breasts! Do you still want to transplant... transplant! Only by exchanging my small breasts can I eliminate the hatred in my heart!
It’s not a joke, it’s a fact! I need inner strength to defeat the little bully! There was no expert on the roadside who could teach me a dozen of skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
While Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the monitor, she said to herself with a worried look:
"Hahahahaha-you-quickly-stop-"
Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I had to keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.
"And it's not good to play with classmate Xiaoqin's feelings... If classmate Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I..."
"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, if I read correctly, what you stuffed into Xiao Qin's schoolbag is... a pair of girls' underwear, right?"
The perverts Uncle Fireball, Cilantro Stuffed Buns, and Popeye will still fight for "Red Bean Sister"'s original underwear, especially the coriander stuffed buns. He often chats with "Red Bean Sister", and the five fans who were fooled by Shu Zhe Yes, he always sent me messages asking one thing over and over again: how to get Sister Hongdou to go out and book a room with him.
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
"No problem! I will pay attention to this kind of thing!" Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."
It’s not a joke, it’s a fact! I need inner strength to defeat the little bully! There was no expert on the roadside who could teach me a dozen of skills, so I had to eat sweet potatoes on my own!
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
When the school bell rang, I realized that I had made a mistake.
Do you still think the monitor and I are a couple? Because you were the first to witness me kissing the monitor, have you always believed this
Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
"Remember to delete Xiaoqin's save file!" I told Xiong Yaoyue carelessly.
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"
"Obviously I borrowed it first!" Xiaoqin protested.
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
This is the only way to avoid having your phone confiscated by the teacher. There is no other way!
"Oh, I'm sorry," Xiong Yaoyue stuck out her tongue, "Then I'll be in line behind Xiaoqin, right?"
"Quick," I said to Xiaoqin, "use your mobile phone to send a text message and send it to my mobile phone. Let Xiong Yaoyue play after class! It will be too late if Old Man Zhang finds out!"
"No problem! I will pay attention to this kind of thing!" Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."
177 rounds! ? My record is only 28 rounds! Where do you find so much time to play games? Ordinary girls don’t like playing computer games as much as you do!
"Because... because when I was alone at home, someone came to sell me. I didn't know how to refuse them, so I had to order... "
"This game can run on your phone! My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow - when will you lend me your phone to play?"
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
Sitting on Xiong Yaoyue's right was one of the squad leader's loyal dogs. Out of humanitarianism, he patted Xiong Yaoyue's arm to let her notice that the Chinese teacher had come over.
"I can lend you two years of Men's Wear magazine. It would be great if you could use the magazine to relieve your lust..."
Xiaoqin leaned on the desktop and cried again: "It took me 5 hours to type out that save file!"
"Men's clothing"? Isn't that a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's "花|花|公|子"? I heard that it contains all kinds of photos of actresses with their naked bodies covered. Gong Caicai, why do you have this kind of magazine? Two more years! ? If your father ordered it, he should hide it behind his daughter’s back!
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
"It won't happen this time!" Xiaoqin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"!"
I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record in the endless pool mode of "Plants vs. Zombies"?"
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds..."
"I always set it to vibrate in class! Anyway, send text messages quickly, send text messages quickly!"
Xiaoqin muttered: "I just came to show off to classmate Ye Lin just because I have big breasts... If I work so hard, sooner or later I will be bigger than you!"
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, all of which were given to my mother... "
"Why did you order something like that!"
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
With such a weak start, can we still play to 177 rounds? And why can the little spray mushroom commemorate me!
The perverts Uncle Fireball, Cilantro Stuffed Buns, and Popeye will still fight for "Red Bean Sister"'s original underwear, especially the coriander stuffed buns. He often chats with "Red Bean Sister", and the five fans who were fooled by Shu Zhe Yes, he always sent me messages asking one thing over and over again: how to get Sister Hongdou to go out and book a room with him.
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, all of which were given to my mother... "
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
177 rounds! ? My record is only 28 rounds! Where do you find so much time to play games? Ordinary girls don’t like playing computer games as much as you do!
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
Although I can't see any details from my point of view, judging from Xiong Yaoyue's movements, it is definitely stuffed into her underwear! Because if she was stuffed into sports shorts, as soon as the teacher asked her to stand up, the phone would slip out of the shorts leg!
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
Ever since I rescued Gong Caicai during the overpass rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became less afraid of me and even dared to ask several questions in succession.
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.
"Obviously I borrowed it first!" Xiaoqin protested.
"Because classmate Ye Lin installed it for me when he repaired my computer last time! Every time I play "Plants vs. Zombies", I can feel classmate Ye Lin's full love for me!"
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
You... what are you going to do? Do you want to play with me instead of Xiaoqin? Don't say anything that would overturn my worldview!
Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:
Even if you die, you won’t let me go! Are you waiting for me in the underworld? Don't remind me of nightmare scenes!
"I can lend you two years of Men's Wear magazine. It would be great if you could use the magazine to relieve your lust..."
"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."
This is the only way to avoid having your phone confiscated by the teacher. There is no other way!
"No problem! I will pay attention to this kind of thing!" Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."
"That's right!" I admitted generously. If it had been the monitor who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack long ago.
"Remember to delete Xiaoqin's save file!" I told Xiong Yaoyue carelessly.
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
With such a weak start, can we still play to 177 rounds? And why can the little spray mushroom commemorate me!
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
Gong Caicai showed an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had to help her pick it up from the ground.
"Remember to delete Xiaoqin's save file!" I told Xiong Yaoyue carelessly.
"I tried my best to protect the little mushroom from being eaten by zombies, but if it was eaten, I had to plant a nuclear bomb mushroom in its original position... Anyway, now classmate Ye Lin has grown up... "
"It won't happen this time!" Xiaoqin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"!"
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
"It won't happen this time!" Xiaoqin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"!"
"Hahahahaha-you-quickly-stop-"
"Actually... it wasn't my father who ordered it, it was me who ordered it..."
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
Ever since I rescued Gong Caicai during the overpass rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became less afraid of me and even dared to ask several questions in succession.
"No problem! I will pay attention to this kind of thing!" Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.
When the school bell rang, I realized that I had made a mistake.
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
Ever since I rescued Gong Caicai during the overpass rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became less afraid of me and even dared to ask several questions in succession.
I tilted my neck and said, "Because I'm horny! I especially like to force girls to do shy things. Didn't I tell you to keep a certain distance from me?"
"Nonsense! Even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it belonged to Xiaoqin! Listen, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of!"
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
Moreover, if the squad leader takes a sip first and you take another sip, wouldn’t it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
Forced buying and selling! You are so unscrupulous as a salesman when you sell "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls!
You... what are you going to do? Do you want to play with me instead of Xiaoqin? Don't say anything that would overturn my worldview!
This is the only way to avoid having your phone confiscated by the teacher. There is no other way!
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.
"Shameless, right? I've told you before that I'm born with a lustful nature. Apart from lending me homework to copy, don't have any contact with me anymore!"
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"
I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She's pretending to cry! If you don't believe me, just give her a smack!"
"Xiong Yaoyue, stand up." Old man Zhang refused to give up easily. Even if he couldn't get Xiong Yaoyue to take out her phone, he still had to force her to read a passage before letting her sit down.
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
Gong Caicai made the kindest guess about me.
"Quick," I said to Xiaoqin, "use your mobile phone to send a text message and send it to my mobile phone. Let Xiong Yaoyue play after class! It will be too late if Old Man Zhang finds out!"
"Give me your breasts!"
There was once a third-grade senior who used her mobile phone to cheat during the make-up exam. This is how she dealt with the male invigilator! In the end, she was allowed to pass safely! This incident is famous throughout the school. Xiong Yaoyue must have been inspired by her senior sister, right
I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record in the endless pool mode of "Plants vs. Zombies"?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is really good at telling jokes. What did you use your inner strength to do when you were a kid?"
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
"Shameless, right? I've told you before that I'm born with a lustful nature. Apart from lending me homework to copy, don't have any contact with me anymore!"
This is not something that can be solved with hard work! I recall that back then in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"
"This game can run on your phone! My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow - when will you lend me your phone to play?"
Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.
Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.
There was once a third-grade senior who used her mobile phone to cheat during the make-up exam. This is how she dealt with the male invigilator! In the end, she was allowed to pass safely! This incident is famous throughout the school. Xiong Yaoyue must have been inspired by her senior sister, right
Who is Xiong Ni? You mixed up Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni's names! The input method on your mobile phone is too weird and the keyboard is so small that I can’t use it! Send a message to Xiong Yaoyue quickly and tell her to put her phone away first!
"Because classmate Ye Lin installed it for me when he repaired my computer last time! Every time I play "Plants vs. Zombies", I can feel classmate Ye Lin's full love for me!"
"If classmate Ye Lin needs it..."
"But, wouldn't it be worse if classmate Ye Lin's cell phone rings?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is really good at telling jokes. What did you use your inner strength to do when you were a kid?"
"Why did you order something like that!"
"But, wouldn't it be worse if classmate Ye Lin's cell phone rings?"
This is not something that can be solved with hard work! I recall that back then in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
"Although I let the squad leader take a sip first, we still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it. If you die, you will have to wait for a while before you can see classmate Ye Lin..."
Gong Caicai trembled all over and hurriedly ran to her seat. Holding a stack of homework in her arms, she almost fell flat on the ground.
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, if I read correctly, what you stuffed into Xiao Qin's schoolbag is... a pair of girls' underwear, right?"
"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, all of which were given to my mother... "
Xiaoqin suddenly said to me: "Haha, the text message reminding the sports committee to be careful about the teacher has finally been edited... I will send it out now!"
"I always set it to vibrate in class! Anyway, send text messages quickly, send text messages quickly!"
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying!" Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.
Xiong Yaoyue broke out in a cold sweat. It was too late to turn off her phone at this time. Although the school allowed mobile phones to be carried, if they were caught playing with their phones during class, they would still be confiscated and parents would have to ask their parents to get them back.
While Xiao Qin was dawdling, Old Man Zhang came down from the podium. With his hands behind his back, he walked aggressively towards Xiong Yaoyue.
"So you are so cunning!" Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "Then I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first! It will be your turn in the next class!"
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
Sitting on Xiong Yaoyue's right was one of the squad leader's loyal dogs. Out of humanitarianism, he patted Xiong Yaoyue's arm to let her notice that the Chinese teacher had come over.
"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now!"
Xiong Yaoyue touched Xiaoqin's hair softly, "Don't cry! I'm giving it to you. It's just a game. Don't hurt the friendship of your classmates!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, if you do this, the monitor will be sad..."
Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"
In my history class, I used my mobile phone to run an online store for the whole class. Recently, the business has been good, especially two inflatable dolls that were in poor condition and were sold, which made me feel very relieved.
Sitting on Xiong Yaoyue's right was one of the squad leader's loyal dogs. Out of humanitarianism, he patted Xiong Yaoyue's arm to let her notice that the Chinese teacher had come over.
Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "Round 177, what's wrong?"
"Why did you order something like that!"
I tilted my neck and said, "Because I'm horny! I especially like to force girls to do shy things. Didn't I tell you to keep a certain distance from me?"
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.
"Classmate Ye Lin must have picked up classmate Xiaoqin's underwear by chance. In order to avoid embarrassing classmate Xiaoqin, he secretly returned it to her, right?"
"Because... because when I was alone at home, someone came to sell me. I didn't know how to refuse them, so I had to order... "
Xiong Yaoyue broke out in a cold sweat. It was too late to turn off her phone at this time. Although the school allowed mobile phones to be carried, if they were caught playing with their phones during class, they would still be confiscated and parents would have to ask their parents to get them back.
"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
I rolled my eyes, threw the phone directly to Xiong Yaoyue, and said, "You go ahead and play, Xiaoqin's seat is next to mine, there will be plenty of opportunities to play in the future!"
"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."
During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin's performance was very poor. Nine out of ten could not catch the shuttlecock, and later pretended to She was about to faint from exhaustion, so the monitor had to give up and bought a sports drink to add salt to Xiaoqin.
"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."
"Shameless, right? I've told you before that I'm born with a lustful nature. Apart from lending me homework to copy, don't have any contact with me anymore!"
If it was her own mobile phone, that would be fine, but it happened to be my mobile phone. She felt that it was very unscrupulous for me to be asked to be a parent because of her playing games, so in an extremely urgent situation, she actually did an extremely... Ridiculous decision—Xiong Yaoyue resolutely stuffed my phone into her underwear!
I’ve been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? If you don’t let me play with my phone, why don’t you play it yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you! I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now! Because I vaguely felt that the person who indirectly kissed the monitor was a bully!
"Hahahahaha-you-quickly-stop-"
"But, wouldn't it be worse if classmate Ye Lin's cell phone rings?"
Although I can't see any details from my point of view, judging from Xiong Yaoyue's movements, it is definitely stuffed into her underwear! Because if she was stuffed into sports shorts, as soon as the teacher asked her to stand up, the phone would slip out of the shorts leg!
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, all of which were given to my mother... "
There was once a third-grade senior who used her mobile phone to cheat during the make-up exam. This is how she dealt with the male invigilator! In the end, she was allowed to pass safely! This incident is famous throughout the school. Xiong Yaoyue must have been inspired by her senior sister, right
"Actually... it wasn't my father who ordered it, it was me who ordered it..."
"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"
While Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the monitor, she said to herself with a worried look:
This is the only way to avoid having your phone confiscated by the teacher. There is no other way!
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin happily pressed the "send" button.
Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.
In the afternoon, I continued to work in online store customer service in chemistry class. When get out of class was over, I overused my eyes and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie down on the table and rest for a while.
"What!?" Gong Caicai, who was scared to tears even if a beetle landed on her head, actually claimed that she was not afraid of me. Do you mean that I am worse than a beetle
"Then you call me Sister Winnie, and I'll give it to you!" Xiong Yaoyue said generously.
Not only the loyal dog on the right, but also old man Zhang, who was only three steps away from reaching his position, were dumbfounded.
I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record in the endless pool mode of "Plants vs. Zombies"?"
"I tried my best to protect the little mushroom from being eaten by zombies, but if it was eaten, I had to plant a nuclear bomb mushroom in its original position... Anyway, now classmate Ye Lin has grown up... "
Seeing me glaring at her, Xiaoqin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:
"Xiong Yaoyue, stand up." Old man Zhang refused to give up easily. Even if he couldn't get Xiong Yaoyue to take out her phone, he still had to force her to read a passage before letting her sit down.
Xiong Yaoyue touched Xiaoqin's hair softly, "Don't cry! I'm giving it to you. It's just a game. Don't hurt the friendship of your classmates!"
Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.
Xiong Yaoyue broke out in a cold sweat. It was too late to turn off her phone at this time. Although the school allowed mobile phones to be carried, if they were caught playing with their phones during class, they would still be confiscated and parents would have to ask their parents to get them back.
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin happily pressed the "send" button.
"What!?" Gong Caicai, who was scared to tears even if a beetle landed on her head, actually claimed that she was not afraid of me. Do you mean that I am worse than a beetle
Prompted by a loyal dog, Xiong Yaoyue read Gorky's "Haiyan" in an unnatural tone.
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
"No problem! I will pay attention to this kind of thing!" Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."
"Don't just believe whatever the book says! When I was in elementary school, I read a book that said eating sweet potatoes can increase internal energy. As a result, I ate sweet potatoes for a week and all I got was diarrhea!"
"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."
Seeing me glaring at her, Xiaoqin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:
"It won't happen this time!" Xiaoqin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"!"
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds..."
Anyway, this isn’t the year you cut off someone’s breasts! Do you still want to transplant... transplant! Only by exchanging my small breasts can I eliminate the hatred in my heart!
"This... this kind of thing..."
Not only the loyal dog on the right, but also old man Zhang, who was only three steps away from reaching his position, were dumbfounded.
"Why did you order something like that!"
Who is Xiong Ni? You mixed up Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni's names! The input method on your mobile phone is too weird and the keyboard is so small that I can’t use it! Send a message to Xiong Yaoyue quickly and tell her to put her phone away first!
"Classmate Ye Lin is really good at telling jokes. What did you use your inner strength to do when you were a kid?"
Xiaoqin muttered: "I just came to show off to classmate Ye Lin just because I have big breasts... If I work so hard, sooner or later I will be bigger than you!"
Xiaoqin suddenly said to me: "Haha, the text message reminding the sports committee to be careful about the teacher has finally been edited... I will send it out now!"
"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."
"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."
"If classmate Ye Lin needs it..."
Xiaoqin leaned on the desktop and cried again: "It took me 5 hours to type out that save file!"
This is the only way to avoid having your phone confiscated by the teacher. There is no other way!
Regardless of my obstruction, Xiaoqin happily pressed the "send" button.
Xiong Yaoyue put her hand into Xiaoqin's armpit curiously. As expected, Xiaoqin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.
"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, if I read correctly, what you stuffed into Xiao Qin's schoolbag is... a pair of girls' underwear, right?"
This is not something that can be solved with hard work! I recall that back then in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman! Even if his wish comes true, your wish will not come true!
"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"
Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a little puff mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom! None of this is important, tell me the secret to playing to 177 rounds!
"I always set it to vibrate in class! Anyway, send text messages quickly, send text messages quickly!"
Xiong Yaoyue broke out in a cold sweat. It was too late to turn off her phone at this time. Although the school allowed mobile phones to be carried, if they were caught playing with their phones during class, they would still be confiscated and parents would have to ask their parents to get them back.
The perverts Uncle Fireball, Cilantro Stuffed Buns, and Popeye will still fight for "Red Bean Sister"'s original underwear, especially the coriander stuffed buns. He often chats with "Red Bean Sister", and the five fans who were fooled by Shu Zhe Yes, he always sent me messages asking one thing over and over again: how to get Sister Hongdou to go out and book a room with him.