Further plots are all the responsibility of H comics.
Due to the scale of shoujo comics, the scenes of male love and female love cannot be as vivid as in H comics. Therefore, even if the heroine in shoujo comics seduces the male protagonist, it is only a superficial taste, halting at the cliff, and it is impossible to go further.
At this point, Xiaoqin raised her head proudly and looked into the distance that only she could see.
"Eh? Is this happening?"
"don't want!"
You've pushed me so hard a few days ago, I won't let you go so easily.
"In short, in shoujo comics, no matter how beautiful or smart you are, as long as you frame someone else, just wait for the male protagonist to see through your evil face and abandon you!"
As for Xiaoqin, who uses shoujo comics as a textbook for life, she has long been distorted by the romantic elements in the comics. She always wants to replace herself as the heroine of shoujo comics, and she also takes the initiative to replace me as the male protagonist. It has to be a vigorous romantic drama.
I was feeling proud when I suddenly heard the sound of a key being inserted into the keyhole of the security door outside.
She was so frightened by me that she cried and huddled behind the pillow without daring to raise her head.
The male protagonist of a shoujo manga would never make such a request, but the male protagonist of an H-comic has even more excessive demands.
"Do you know? Classmate Ye Lin, in girls' comics, those girls who make trouble for others will eventually fail in love!"
I sneered.
No matter what kind of battle, blind defense will only lead to failure.
I raised an eyebrow and glared at her sideways, which meant "Why don't you take it off?"
Xiaoqin pouted, with an expression like "You are so ignorant."
Xiaoqin compared herself to the naturally stupid and easily bullied heroine in the shojo manga, hugging the pillow and laughing like the evil devil in the shounen manga.
"Humph, that's why I won't try to trick the monitor! Not only will I not trick her, I will treat her as a close friend. I will believe whatever she says. Even if she asks me to jump off the roof, I will not do anything. Jump without hesitation!”
It seems that there is an impression that this kind of vulgar plot always appears in romance TV series.
Judging from the footsteps, she seemed to be an adult woman in good health.
I have already seen through your evil face! And how could that demon of justice, the squad leader, bully you and frame you! From the first day you transferred to school, the monitor has been helping you, okay
She wasn't wearing a bra at all under her T-shirt. If she took off her T-shirt, her upper body would be completely naked.
Just like Cao Jingshen, Eunuch Cao, who has read all the H-comics, he told me that for a while, when he saw billboards on the street, he always regarded "Wuliangye" as "Wuniangye" and "Yibiao". Seen as a "pop watch", even the word "textbook" can be seen as "naked" by him.
The days of being defensive are finally over.
Xiaoqin shivered and hid behind the pillow, her eyes seeming to ask, "How could this happen?"
His eyebrows were full of excitement, and he raised a finger and dangled it in front of his eyes, and there were two red waves on his cheeks because of his excitement.
Suddenly I had a thought.
Xiaoqin hid behind the pillow and whimpered softly, and asked cautiously:
"Would you do anything for me?"
"-Compared to the monitor who has excellent grades in all subjects and is supported by the whole class, I am definitely more stupid! So I feel that I will be the one who wins in the end!"
Is it that worthwhile to be happy? And what a shameful reason to win!
"But if I take those off, I'll only be wearing underwear!"
Although Xiaoqin's motives are impure, if she gets along with the squad leader in a way that completely trusts each other, wouldn't the two of them become quite good friends
I stared with gloating at her reaction.
Xiaoqin closed her eyes in fear, hugging the pillow tightly and not letting go, as if it was her life-saving straw.
Xiaoqin was stunned.
Comrades, the enemy is afraid, but we cannot stop our attack.
When talking about the shoujo comics she has been immersed in for many years, Xiaoqin is like some senior otaku talking about the history of computer games.
"Classmate Ye Lin asked me to take off my clothes. What did you want to do to me?"
I am very satisfied with the expression on my face. It is a pity that such a scumbag expression was not captured on camera.
"Okay, then take off your top now!"
He didn't give her any chance to breathe, and launched a storm-like attack with a barrage of words.
I sat back on the chair contentedly.
Xiaoqin blushed to the roots of her ears, and only a pair of eyes peeked out from behind the pillow, like two pools of lake water on a rainy day, looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar me.
It’s true that “the trouble with people is that they are good teachers.” Because she knows more about girls’ comics than me, Xiaoqin raised her tail.
"If Ye Lin has read girls' comics, you will know the reason why I don't do evil to the monitor!"
I continued to listen to Xiaoqin’s reasons why she would not hurt the monitor.
Xiaoqin nodded harder.
Hum hum hum, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ho ho ho, you must be scared! Are you afraid? It turns out that you are the strong one on the outside but the strong one on the inside! Don't look at the various side-effects that are talked about in pornographic jokes every day, but they actually have the heart but not the courage!
How can I explain it to Aunt Ren!
In order to further intimidate Xiaoqin, I suddenly stood up from the chair!
"Don't change the subject! Besides, no man would go out of his way to see something like that!"
I said "hum".
And since I agreed to have dinner with you, you definitely knew it already! You deliberately didn't tell me, and you just delayed it, causing me to be blocked in your bedroom by your mother!
Xiaoqin was overjoyed for a second or two, and then nodded hurriedly.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiaoqin, do you really like me?"
"Xiao Qin, aren't you at home? Didn't we agree to have hot pot together tonight?"
Not for nothing, Cao Jingshen particularly likes magical girl anime. The reason seems to be that the girl will be naked for a few seconds before each transformation.
What, did you admit that you didn’t wear a bra? You morally corrupt bad girl! In the future, you are not allowed to look around when taking ideological and moral classes. Please listen carefully!
There was a "click" sound, the security door was pushed open, and someone walked in.
2 minutes ago I forced my daughter to take off all her clothes!
She wandered around the living room twice, and finally came over and knocked on Xiaoqin's bedroom door.
You must learn a lesson.
Could it be that Xiaoqin has been seducing me unscrupulously because she regards me as the hero of a girl's comic and thinks that I will never go too far
After finishing her conclusion, she was overjoyed and hugged the pillow tightly, as if she had won a 5 million lottery ticket.
"No, I must become more stupid in front of the monitor! I must make the smart monitor think that I am easy to bully! If the monitor can't hold it in anymore and bullies me and frames me like the villain in a shoujo manga, then Classmate Ye Lin will see through the evil face of the monitor, and she will be defeated without fighting!"
"You don't care what I do! Didn't you say you like me? Are you actually telling lies?"
After waiting for a long time, Xiaoqin whispered:
"Hmph, on the contrary, those heroines who look stupid and are always framed by others will win in the end!"
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, I didn't hear what you just said clearly. Can you say it again?"
It turns out that you are also a shy and nervous girl.
I gestured for her to continue.
"I want you to take off your clothes! Take off your T-shirt or denim skirt!"
Since Xiaoqin has been using the behavior patterns of male protagonists in shoujo comics to predict my reaction, this time I decided to be the male protagonist of an H-comic.
Once I take the initiative, I instantly become soft! Judging from your current state, if I pounced on you, I might even call for help!
I have to admit that although Xiaoqin has little resemblance to the kind-hearted and scheming heroines in shoujo comics, she is indeed a bit stupid in some aspects.
I have done similar analysis before, and now with more evidence, I slowly understand Xiaoqin's inner thoughts.
I smiled evilly, making a face like a treacherous person.
I have to fight back.
I hugged the pillow in my arms tighter, as if I would pounce on her and tear her clothes off at any moment.
Even though Xiaoqin tried her best to control herself, I could still see the bangs on her forehead trembling slightly.
This, isn't this Aunt Ren's voice? Xiaoqin, didn't you say that Aunt Ren won't come back until Sunday? Today is only Saturday!
After reading too many girls' comics, it is difficult to return to normal thinking.
"You don't have to go that far, do you?"
"Hey, classmate Ye Lin, have you read girls' comics?"
Because her mouth was covered by the pillow, her words were muffled and muffled.
"Take off your underwear too!!"
His face turned red and white, and his breathing became rapid.