"Also, give me back the umbrella."
But this time I can't force her anymore, I can only outwit her.
"Are you tired of scolding? Are you hungry from crying? I happen to have a set meal for two. I just wanted you to go have something to eat with me. I blame you for not making it clear. I'm sorry."
"Stop pretending to be stupid!" The fear in the squad leader's eyes turned into anger, "You take advantage of the girls' soft-hearted weaknesses, confuse them with tears, and do everything possible to pretend to be a gentle person, and wait until they are relieved of their guard. After that, just work hard and have sex with them semi-forcedly!"
I walked silently to the end of the rainproof eaves. When I passed the pet hospital, I didn't go in. Maybe I felt that I was almost forcing me to get a room, and I didn't know what expression to use to face Dr. Zhao and Xiao Ding, right
Half of this "I'm sorry" was said to make a promise to Big Speaker, but the attitude should be quite sincere.
Suddenly I realized that Shangdao Cafe was not the nearest sign to us. In front of it, the neon sign of Home Inn was obviously bigger and more conspicuous!
Before I could speak, the monitor asked first:
I'm really touched, squad leader. You have a public heart for the country and the people. What beast made you so angry? If I find the best scumbag you mentioned, I will beat him to a cripple myself without you having to do anything!
As I said this, I pulled Shusha under the rainproof eaves.
The squad leader sat opposite me, her posture was a bit reserved, and whenever someone glanced over her, she lowered her head to avoid letting others see her face.
These words made the monitor speechless. Seeing that the downpour was indeed endless, she took the umbrella in my hand again. After thinking for a long time, she realized that there was really no better choice.
I once again pronounced the word "waste" very seriously, and added an emphasis under "responsibility".
how? Don't you think the umbrella I touched is dirty? Although my hands have not touched Xiaoqin and a large number of ignorant girls as you think, I have also touched something that you find disgusting!
The four-person table has long been gone, and we only had a turn at a two-person table near the bar. Fortunately, apart from being a little narrow, there are no major shortcomings.
The monitor finally said coldly.
"I spent 88 yuan on this online group purchase. It expires tomorrow, so I will go and eat this set meal for two people today no matter what. If you don't go, I will ask the waiter to put two portions on the table. If you can’t eat the leftovers by then, it will all be wasted!”
I was so strange that I stopped to look at her. I saw that Shusha's face was flushed. I don't know if she was tired or angry. Her eyes were full of fear and hatred when she looked at me.
She just scolded her quite harshly, not even a hundred, but maybe fifty. When she thought of this, she blushed, but she felt that I could not completely escape the suspicion and that I had brought it upon myself.
So I spread my hands to show that I had no intention of attacking, and shook the umbrella, which meant that I was just here to return the umbrella to you.
Sorry, I am not a righteous man, I am the wolf, but I was wronged.
That look was like that of Dong Cunrui who sacrificed his life to blow up a bunker. He seemed to be saying, "If you come here again, I will die with you!"
I laughed "haha".
From the loudspeaker and Shu Zhe's words, I can probably guess that the squad leader is a person who is good at running a house, always pays attention to saving and avoiding waste, and I knew early on that she is very sympathetic to the weak.
I didn't talk back, so I stood aside and let the monitor scold her as much as she wanted. When she was tired of scolding and wanted to stop and take a breath, I took out the coupon for Shangdao Cafe and showed it to her.
I don't know whether it was because of fear or the cold, but the squad leader crossed his arms and shivered several times in a row.
Being dragged straight by me, Shusha was embarrassed and anxious: "What, what are you doing? It's raining so heavily, where are you taking me?"
The more I spoke, the more excited I became, and this time I was really shedding tears, as if they were not shed for myself, but for the other girls who had accidentally fallen into my clutches.
As I spoke, I pointed with my chin at the signboard of Shangdao Cafe not far ahead. My movements were majestic and domineering, and I was very satisfied.
"I'm taking you there just because it's raining! Don't be embarrassed, it's so cold outside, I'll take you to a warm place for a while!"
In the end, she had no choice but to admit defeat and said, "Okay, I'll go with you."
His eyes were filled with fear and extreme disappointment, and he felt that he had almost been deceived by me again.
But when I took a closer look, I found that the table was not actually black and white. It was just a shit-yellow table with a piece of glass on top, and a black and white tablecloth pressed under the glass. It really made me so angry. .
I panicked, and the strength of my right hand became smaller. The monitor impatiently took away his fingers, leaving only an umbrella in my hand.
The color of the table is mainly black with white wavy patterns, which is quite elegant. It seems that this relative of Xingxing has a good aesthetic. It is not like another Shangdao cafe I have been to before, where the tables are painted in shit yellow. The shape of the teapot lid is very much like a breast. That time my father took two teapot lids in his hand and asked me if I remembered anything while smiling lewdly.
The monitor seemed to be very sensitive to the word "waste". He blinked when he heard me say it, as if he had been stung by a bee.
Isn't it? Treating you to a meal scares you like this
"It's hard to imagine what terrible things you did to Xiaoqin and those girls I don't know!"
The tablecloth is very long and hangs down to the floor. Maybe you think it can be covered on your legs during meals to prevent food from falling
The entire street has a uniform rainproof eaves structure, and the raindrops drip down beside us, like a water curtain hole. Occasionally, one or two drops splashed on the body can make people shiver.
"I'm not going, you go by yourself."
After I pointed out the location, Shusha trembled and struggled even more fiercely, quite willing to die rather than obey.
However, the squad leader misunderstood me, and I bear a heavy responsibility for my reckless actions and unscrupulous words.
"You and Xiaoqin used the same trick, right?"
I looked at the cafe sign in the distance again with confusion. There was nothing special about it, right? Isn't it just an ordinary Shangdao cafe? Next to it is written something like "from Taiwan, rich and mellow"...
"Hey, I asked you to come out to eat, and I didn't hold a denouncement meeting against you. Why are you always keeping your head down?"
I continued:
I think the squad leader is trying to be brave. Look at the rain that keeps falling. Even if you have an umbrella, your shoulders and trousers will inevitably get wet on the way home. Besides, because your younger brother and his girlfriend went out to have a great time, what nutrition can you get from cooking noodles at home all day long? If it weren't for the pounding rain outside, I might have heard your stomach growling, right
This Shangdao cafe was newly opened by a relative of Xingxing. The store is very new, clean and tidy. There are more than 20 tables separated by zigzag railings, forming a relatively independent space.
So I shook the coupon and said:
Her movements were too big and she almost slipped. After finally regaining her balance, she walked back along the rainproof eaves. After taking a few steps, she looked back, as if she was wary that I would catch up with her.
I handed the coupon to the waiter and asked them to serve the food. When I saw the monitor, she didn't say a word. I thought she was very strange today.
The squad leader hesitated to express his worries: "What if someone you know sees me..."
It's almost seven o'clock now, and there are many customers in the cafe. They may have been stopped by the heavy rain and unable to return.
After finally moving around the squad leader, she still remained extremely vigilant, as if she were standing on a cliff of ten thousand feet. If the enemy made any move, she would immediately jump into the sea.
Her eye circles were a little red, and a few stray raindrops hit her face, as if she was shedding tears of fear and sadness.
"I thought you just liked to fight, but I didn't expect you to be ten times worse than I thought! A hundred times worse! A thousand times worse!"
"I heard from my dad that there are still many civilians in North Korea who don't have enough food to eat. A female doctor who fled said that the food that Chinese farmers feed their dogs is better than what she usually eats. Of course, this has nothing to do with us. Anyway, we were born in socialist China, and our parents We are the generation under the red flag, we are flowers in the greenhouse, and our material life is extremely rich, so I wasted half the table of food and threw it into the trash can. Monitor, you have no responsibility, right?"
So I adjusted my mentality and prepared to go over and apologize. Anyway, the loudspeaker kept urging me to apologize.
The squad leader was startled, looked at the coupons with suspicious eyes, and then looked at the shops in the distance. He saw the sign of Shangdao Cafe behind the sign of Home Inn, and finally realized that he might have misunderstood me.
I tried my best not to make too much noise when the travel shoes under my feet collided with the stone road, but as soon as I took a step, the squad leader turned his head warily and stared at me with sharp eyes like an awl.
"Eh? What do you mean?"
The cold wind was blowing, blowing the girl's long hair. The squad leader must have mistakenly thought that he almost fell into the wolf's den. Now he is frightened, angry, afraid and hateful. He stands alone on the street corner, hoping that a righteous man will cut through the wind and rain to save him. Her
I wasn't worried about the squad leader carrying explosives with her, but I was a little worried that she would run away into the rain at all costs.
This is a paradise for lovers! I don’t know how many men and women come here every day to make out until dawn!
Since the squad leader no longer had an umbrella, she could only stand under the rainproof eaves, looking at the rainy scene opposite and the passing vehicles, silently thinking about her thoughts.
"I don't want the umbrella you touched. Just take it and walk away, as far away as possible! I don't want to see you again!"
Holy shit! I just said that there is a nice and warm place over there. Don’t be sorry. Could it be that the squad leader misunderstood that I wanted to drag her to a hotel to book a room