The dean snorted, "That's it!"
The monitor's words were quite inflammatory, and I was a little moved.
I refused the monitor's proposal. She thought that the reason why I refused was entirely because I accidentally said unnecessary words, so she sulked and went to drink juice.
I suddenly realized that Shusha wanted to order me around legitimately!
But I'm not afraid of the dean, so why should I condescend to her and run under the table to hide from her
"If the dean of students asked me why I got under the table, how would I answer?"
In desperation, the squad leader actually came up with such a bad idea.
The dean might say with a face full of ridicule: Shusha, Shusha, no wonder you dare to take care of everyone in the second grade (3) class, except Ye Lin! It turns out that you two secretly had a date here in Chencang!
When the dean saw me talking to the table, he adjusted his black-rimmed glasses with suspicion.
Seeing the light coming down, the monitor raised his head slightly and winked at me, asking me to put down the tablecloth quickly.
Shusha suddenly lowered her head, as if she were hiding from bullets in a trench.
The monitor was silent for a while.
Only the dean was left on the two-person table. She was holding a teacup and blowing air while carefully observing the other customers around her.
The most embarrassing thing for her was that she managed to maintain this fragile balance, but found that her face was facing my crotch.
Xing Xing said: "Auntie, look at the second aunt's shop. The decoration is not bad, right?"
"I don't want to cheat, but I want to cheat on you! You are wearing a school uniform and your hair is so long, so you are much more conspicuous than me!"
As if he saw the brilliance in my eyes, the smile on the monitor's mouth became even thicker.
"She keeps staring here? Then I can't go out!"
When she saw me, she was stunned for a moment and gritted her teeth bitterly. She wanted to ignore me and continue scanning, but she found two sets of cutlery on the table.
It's about to scan to our side.
I asked strangely: "What's wrong?"
This is a habit she has developed over the years. If she is prohibited from spying on others, I believe that within five minutes, she will feel uncomfortable all over, her limbs will twitch, foam will come out of her mouth, and she will die.
"Hey, isn't this Brother Ye? You're really here!"
There is indeed room to hide one person under the table, and with the long tablecloth as a cover, it is not a solution.
She put her hands behind her back and raised her eyes above her head, just like the leader of this cafe. She was led by a young man and sat on a two-person table by the window, no more than 10 meters away from us in a straight line. The young man sat opposite the dean with an apologetic smile on his face.
"Ye Lin, are you afraid that the world will not be in chaos?"
I almost fell into Shusha’s trap!
"How about it? Think about it. If you also become a member of the class committee, I will manage it..."
“3…”
"how do I say this?"
Then, still holding the teacup in hand, he scanned the crowd in the hall with class hatred, slowly and carefully, not intending to miss anything suspicious.
I felt like my trousers were being twisted hard by the squad leader, but they didn't loosen up. Maybe there really wasn't anything else suitable to hold on to under the table.
I wisely put the tablecloth down to avoid any unexpected attack.
The monitor seemed dissatisfied with the unnecessary noise I made and glared at me fiercely.
But if you think about it carefully, is there any harm to me? In your spare time, wouldn't it be interesting to teach the basketball rookies in the class
After that, he went to the bathroom.
By this time, both of them were almost full, and there was still food left on the plate. Out of boredom, I forked a shrimp dumpling and put it in my mouth, listening to the patter of rain outside the window.
In the face of a formidable enemy, the two of us started to quarrel among ourselves.
"Ye Lin, you, you get under the table!"
The dean suddenly stood up with a whoosh, and everyone at the table next to her was startled.
Although I know that letting a student who is regarded by everyone as a bad student to be the sports committee is a common recruitment method used by the class teacher.
"What are you afraid of? Monitor, we are not afraid of shadows. What will happen if we are discovered? Anyway, I have a clear conscience... "
Shusha was rightly worried about being seen.
Eh? Why are you staring at me? Do you have a guilty conscience
I followed Shusha's gaze and looked, eh? He is really the dean!
The monitor became even more anxious.
I listened intently to what they were saying.
I patted my chest nonchalantly, making a thumping sound.
I was curious about the posture of the monitor under the table, so I lifted up the tablecloth on my side and looked down between my legs.
Forced by the small space under the table, the squad leader could only squat down with difficulty. The posture was as uncomfortable as possible. Moreover, her hair was long. In order to prevent it from dragging to the ground, she held up her long hair with one hand. Putting it on my knees, my other hand had nowhere to grab onto, so I had to grab my trouser leg to prevent me from falling.
Obviously she was very curious about who my companion was, so she simply sat back on the chair and pretended to drink tea, but kept staring in my direction with the corner of her eye.
When the squad leader saw that I couldn't help him, he became angry and resentful. He made a motion to knock on the table in protest. Then he gritted his teeth, lifted up the tablecloth, and got under it himself.
"Push it on me too! Just say I asked you to drill it!"
"Teach... the dean!"
Eh? Why is the dean of education the aunt of Xing Xing? So this cafe is opened by the dean’s sister? No wonder she is putting on a leadership air here!
The squad leader must have been worried about this, so he leaned lower and lower on the table and was so nervous that he didn't dare to breathe.
"Why should I listen to you? Why should I do it if you ask me to?"
Although the rain has lightened up a bit, it hasn't stopped yet, and I don't know how much more time I have to spend in the cafe.
If you become a sports committee member and join the class committee, you will be responsible for maintaining order with the class leader during exercises. During sports meets and other events, I have to follow the squad leader and do this and that. It’s not at all what I thought. It’s as simple as leading people to play basketball every day!
I seemed extremely righteous, and the dean would not dare to offend me anyway.
But the monitor's embarrassed look really made me look at him a few more times.
The monitor's face darkened and he started counting down again.
Xing Xing came out of the bathroom with a constipated expression on his face. He looked up and saw me. He said "Hey" and trotted to me.
The dean's thick glasses reflected the light, like a large high-wattage searchlight, ruthlessly scanning everything in the cafe.
While saying these two sentences, the teaching director scanned the 15° sector area again, and was only 1° away from seeing us.
"What are you afraid of? No matter what the dean asks, just put all the responsibility on me!"
The monitor's muffled voice came through the tablecloth: "Is it safe outside?"
Xing Xing said again: "Auntie, I think the rain is about to stop. Please sit here for a while and drink some tea while I go to the toilet."
The monitor wants to recruit me!
The dean's eyes happened to arrive at this time.
I took a closer look. Isn’t this young man a star? Why did this idiot get together with our dean
Do you really want to be addicted to commanding me once again? You really want to think of me as your other brother! You are too controlling!
Originally, there were two troublemakers like me and Eunuch Cao in the second grade (3) class. Because of this, Shusha was often belittled by the dean. Now if she was caught having dinner with me, she didn’t know what she would say to her face. Here comes the bad words!
"What? Why did that Aunt Owl come to a place like this? Did you make a mistake?"
I wouldn't be afraid if the dean saw the two of us together, but Shusha couldn't explain clearly.
As I said before, the space for two people is very small, and the space under the table is even smaller. The monitor almost fell down as soon as she got in. She reached out to try to grab something to regain her balance, but she accidentally grabbed my trouser leg.
"Eh? You asked me to drill you in the first place! Why should I ask you?"
"2… "
"No, the dean has gotten into trouble with us and has been staring at our table. You might as well come out. There's no point in hiding anymore."
Especially when she looked up at me and met my eyes, this scene reminded me of certain plots in H-comics.
At this point, the squad leader suddenly stopped talking, frowning slightly and biting his lower lip, as if he had said something he shouldn't have said.
"Hey, I'm familiar with this, monitor, don't take advantage of me!"