"W-what do you mean?"
Seeing me coming back, Xiaoqin looked forward to the rain like a long-lasting drought, and like a baby looking to its mother.
Her weak expression made it hard to refuse.
Xiaoqin’s ambiguous words made me at a loss.
"No! I can tell the monitor about your period, but don't expect anything else!"
Seeing me hesitating, Xiaoqin gritted her teeth and said a little fiercely:
Moreover, Xiaoqin has spread enough messages before, asking whether she will marry anyone else or me. Even if everyone likes gossip, can they create any more powerful rumors
Xiaoqin groaned again and let out a long whine, indicating that she was about to die.
Damn, besides buying condoms, should I only buy emergency contraceptive pills? Don't just add the setting of 花|花|公|子 to me! I am an innocent boy who has never even touched a girl’s breasts!
"Borrow it? How do you know the monitor has sanitary napkins?"
"I'm bleeding… "
If Eunuch Cao happens to be present, he will definitely add with a sleazy look: "Sir, squad leader, what my master wants to borrow is actually a used sanitary napkin!"
"Hmph, don't you want to say that the sanitary napkins in the box last time were not used by you?"
Stop lying! Modern children are over-nourished, and many girls have had their period since elementary school! How come you didn’t come here for the first time until you were in the second grade of junior high school
"Classmate Ye Lin is going too far! After all, I am also your childhood sweetheart. How dare you stand by and watch when your childhood sweetheart encounters such a big crisis?"
Xiaoqin’s ambiguous words made me at a loss.
Seeing me hesitating, Xiaoqin gritted her teeth and said a little fiercely:
"Where's the bleeding? I didn't see you injured!"
"You know so well that I'm here to buy condoms!"
"No matter what you think, sell it to me as soon as possible! Even if you don't buy it for a female classmate, can I use it myself? I have bleeding hemorrhoids and I feel good about sanitary napkins on TV. Do you want to try it? I also If you have sweaty feet, wouldn’t you like to put them in your shoes as insoles to absorb the sweat? No matter what, sell them to me quickly!”
But it’s really embarrassing for me as a boy to buy sanitary napkins! If I do this kind of thing, my status in the class food chain will continue to decline!
"The bottom, the bottom is bleeding..."
"Thank you... I thought... I was going to die... Although it's a bit too much, but classmate Ye Lin, can you help me go to the bathroom?"
Don't look down on people! If I want condoms, there are boxes of fun condoms at home! There are also raised-point threaded maces! I was still delivering the goods yesterday!
Forget it, everyone thinks Xiaoqin is frail and sick anyway. Even if I, my childhood sweetheart, support her and send her to the women's room, it shouldn't cause too many rumors, right
Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue and let me go.
If Eunuch Cao happens to be present, he will definitely add with a sleazy look: "Sir, squad leader, what my master wants to borrow is actually a used sanitary napkin!"
Forget it, everyone thinks Xiaoqin is frail and sick anyway. Even if I, my childhood sweetheart, support her and send her to the women's room, it shouldn't cause too many rumors, right
Can you hold back your menstrual period? Xiaoqin, your family’s traditional martial arts is a fortress! You can exercise all the muscles in your body as much as you want! Now that you can bear it, just don’t ask for sanitary napkins and just bear it for the whole day!
After saying it coyly, Xiaoqin shyly buried her face under her arms.
"Don't look at me kid, we don't sell condoms here."
"That... it's a box I borrowed from my mother. It was used by my mother..."
"Ugh, it hurts so much, I can't think anymore... whether it's a sanitary napkin or a band-aid! Please help me think of a solution!"
As he spoke, he held out the little finger of his left hand.
"What's wrong?"
After a while, he peeked at me with one eye again, wanting to know my reaction.
After hearing that I asked her to continue to endure it, tears of grievance hung from the corners of Xiaoqin's eyes.
Aunt Rong still looked down upon me and had no intention of selling me sanitary napkins.
I weighed the pros and cons, reluctantly agreed to go to the canteen to buy sanitary napkins, and asked Xiaoqin to let go of my clothes.
After Xiaoqin was delayed like this, the class monitor left the classroom door and went to do something unknown.
Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Xiaoqin groaned and asked me.
"What's wrong?"
"Bought for your girlfriend? Didn't you know that puppy love is prohibited in school?"
How should I react? When you say bleeding down there...does it mean you're on your period? Don't tell boys this kind of thing! Go talk to the squad leader, Big Speaker and the others about how to deal with it! I have absolutely no experience in this area!
The reason why I know there is such a thing as menstruation is because there are always ads for sanitary napkins on TV, and the menstrual hygiene class has just been taught! I heard this thing is terrible! In the sanitary napkin advertisement, the actress is smiling, skiing and swimming, but this is actually a lie! Not only will girls be inconvenienced when they come here, but they will also be as grumpy as a female tyrannosaurus!
Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue and let me go.
And the last time I was at your house to rescue Brother Optimus Prime, I was deceived by you and held a big box of sanitary napkins on display on the street for a long time!
But it’s really embarrassing for me as a boy to buy sanitary napkins! If I do this kind of thing, my status in the class food chain will continue to decline!
"The bottom, the bottom is bleeding..."
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The reason why I know there is such a thing as menstruation is because there are always ads for sanitary napkins on TV, and the menstrual hygiene class has just been taught! I heard this thing is terrible! In the sanitary napkin advertisement, the actress is smiling, skiing and swimming, but this is actually a lie! Not only will girls be inconvenienced when they come here, but they will also be as grumpy as a female tyrannosaurus!
Seeing me coming back, Xiaoqin looked forward to the rain like a long-lasting drought, and like a baby looking to its mother.
This is true. After buying sanitary napkins, you have to go to the women's restroom to change them. I ignored this and thought it was over after buying them.
Also, what’s with this feeling that I’ve been dealt a final blow? Now that we have reached this point, am I still secretly hoping that the little bully is not a girl? I'm so sad! The target that I have been working hard to defeat, that terrifying monster that destroyed the world, has now become the heroine who "has wings to prevent side leakage and can sleep peacefully"!
“Because it’s my first time here, so I’m not prepared…”
I curled my lips and gave her acquiescence.
Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue and let me go.
Xiaoqin looked at me and begged.
"It hurts (>____