"Do you want to stay overnight?" I frowned at Xiaoqin, "School officially starts tomorrow. You left your schoolbag at home and didn't bring it over. Doesn't it matter if you don't have any textbooks to read tomorrow?"
Xiaoqin, who was afraid that I would misunderstand, explained: "But calling me a man without breasts, Ye Lin makes me sad..."
Aunt Mahjong frowned and Gao was doubtful. My brain twitched, so I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing underneath the clothes.
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy? How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet!"
He went downstairs muttering.
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
Xiaoqin's index fingers faced each other, her head and neck were slightly lowered, and she secretly raised her gaze to look at me.
"You sleep in my room! I'll sleep in the big room!" I had to change the arrangement to this.
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
Promise it with all your heart.
Auntie Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, goes to the morning market every day to buy groceries as usual. When she came downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door.
"I don't dislike you! Get dressed quickly! I've heated up breakfast! Let's go to school after breakfast!"
"You really can't do it?" I expressed doubt.
"Wu Gu..." Xiaoqin made a strange depressed sound and looked at me with great grievance.
"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on the desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
I knocked hard on the door outside the room.
Auntie Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, goes to the morning market every day to buy groceries as usual. When she came downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door.
But no matter how hard you calculate, you still miscalculate. What I didn't expect was that by lying and saying that Xiaoqin was a man, although Xiaoqin's reputation was saved, I would get an extra nickname for me inexplicably.
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep peacefully and will never disturb classmate Ye Lin!"
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
"What? What classmate Ye Lin expects is that I don't | put on clothes to talk to you?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted! His nostrils have become enlarged! I know that kind of thing now I can’t do it anymore…”
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
"Actually... I don't hate classmate Ye Lin touching me..."
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
"Also, classmate Ye Lin's home is relatively close to the school. If I stay with classmate Ye Lin, I can get up later tomorrow morning and don't have to squeeze into the subway... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to stay overnight, right?"
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy? How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet!"
"Oh, it turns out it's a boy..." Aunt Mahjong believed it. "I really can't keep up with the times. Boys can be so handsome..."
"Oh, it turns out it's a boy..." Aunt Mahjong believed it. "I really can't keep up with the times. Boys can be so handsome..."
I interrupted Xiaoqin, "Is it just a simple staycation?"
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
"Do you want to stay overnight?" I frowned at Xiaoqin, "School officially starts tomorrow. You left your schoolbag at home and didn't bring it over. Doesn't it matter if you don't have any textbooks to read tomorrow?"
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep peacefully and will never disturb classmate Ye Lin!"
"I promise!" Xiaoqin stretched out a hand as if she had joined the Communist Youth League, "If classmate Ye Lin is worried, you can supervise me next to me! If I don't sleep well, I will do whatever I want with classmate Ye Lin..."
"Brother Ye, please let me go! I have hemorrhoids!"
Xiaoqin's index fingers faced each other, her head and neck were slightly lowered, and she secretly raised her gaze to look at me.
Who wants to see your sleeping posture? I will definitely sleep in a separate room with you! Our parents will most likely sleep together today. If I sleep with you again, a human tragedy will happen!
I was still worried, "You promise to live in my house and just sleep honestly?"
Xiaoqin was right about one thing. Staying overnight in each other's homes was indeed the right that childhood sweethearts should have.
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
"I promise!" Xiaoqin stretched out a hand as if she had joined the Communist Youth League, "If classmate Ye Lin is worried, you can supervise me next to me! If I don't sleep well, I will do whatever I want with classmate Ye Lin..."
"What? What classmate Ye Lin expects is that I don't | put on clothes to talk to you?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted! His nostrils have become enlarged! I know that kind of thing now I can’t do it anymore…”
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
Who wants to see your sleeping posture? I will definitely sleep in a separate room with you! Our parents will most likely sleep together today. If I sleep with you again, a human tragedy will happen!
Auntie Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, goes to the morning market every day to buy groceries as usual. When she came downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door.
In order to prevent me from doing that kind of thing in the future, I must start training hard from now on and exercise my endurance - this brother of mine has really good intentions!
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
"What? What classmate Ye Lin expects is that I don't | put on clothes to talk to you?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted! His nostrils have become enlarged! I know that kind of thing now I can’t do it anymore…”
"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep peacefully and will never disturb classmate Ye Lin!"
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
"Then you sleep in the big house..." Halfway through my words, I suddenly remembered that the big house was almost filled with adult products, especially those silicone dolls. It would be too embarrassing for Xiaoqin to find out.
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
"I don't dislike you! Get dressed quickly! I've heated up breakfast! Let's go to school after breakfast!"
"You sleep in my room! I'll sleep in the big room!" I had to change the arrangement to this.
"Also, classmate Ye Lin's home is relatively close to the school. If I stay with classmate Ye Lin, I can get up later tomorrow morning and don't have to squeeze into the subway... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to stay overnight, right?"
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
But no matter how hard you calculate, you still miscalculate. What I didn't expect was that by lying and saying that Xiaoqin was a man, although Xiaoqin's reputation was saved, I would get an extra nickname for me inexplicably.
"How is it impossible!" I confidently pointed to Xiaoqin's chest, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl if your chest is so flat?"
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
Xiaoqin's index fingers faced each other, her head and neck were slightly lowered, and she secretly raised her gaze to look at me.
The misfortune came from the mouth, and not long after, the gangsters began to spread it everywhere, saying that I was indifferent to men and women, and that I took in both my brothers and sisters. I was really the number one sex demon in Dongshan City. The incident of humiliating older women by the Daning River, The incident with a middle-aged man lying drunk on the street and being groped was all my fault.
"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep peacefully and will never disturb classmate Ye Lin!"
Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and other clothes..."
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
Promise it with all your heart.
"That's right!" the aunt agreed absentmindedly, "many buses don't have change..."
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on the desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
Promise it with all your heart.
"But, but..." She licked her lips with a red face, "I won't lock the door. If Ye Lin wants to come in and talk to me, you are welcome at any time! You can come in without knocking!"
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
I interrupted Xiaoqin, "Is it just a simple staycation?"
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
I'm in a big trough! Auntie Mahjong, how do you spread gossip? What kind of group of bitches could twist "staying over a handsome male classmate" into "exploding the male classmate's anus"!
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
Who organized such an unethical event? I gave you 3 silver stars just now to apologize to you, not as a reward for touching my breasts!
Who organized such an unethical event? I gave you 3 silver stars just now to apologize to you, not as a reward for touching my breasts!
This nickname spread like wildfire, and coupled with the earliest rumors that I had AIDS spread out in Tangjiang, the gangsters on the street walked around me, fearing that I would not like them, so they would take them to the alley and blow them. chrysanthemum.
"How is it impossible!" I confidently pointed to Xiaoqin's chest, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl if your chest is so flat?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
"You sleep in my room! I'll sleep in the big room!" I had to change the arrangement to this.
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy? How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet!"
"Wu Gu..." Xiaoqin made a strange depressed sound and looked at me with great grievance.
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
I knocked hard on the door outside the room.
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
"Actually... I don't hate classmate Ye Lin touching me..."
Who has such strong taste! Who is the "bisexual AIDS anal buster"! Why are you hiding from me? Last time I stopped a young gangster and wanted to tell him the truth, but he was so frightened that he almost peed and knelt down and begged:
But no matter how hard you calculate, you still miscalculate. What I didn't expect was that by lying and saying that Xiaoqin was a man, although Xiaoqin's reputation was saved, I would get an extra nickname for me inexplicably.
"What? What classmate Ye Lin expects is that I don't | put on clothes to talk to you?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted! His nostrils have become enlarged! I know that kind of thing now I can’t do it anymore…”
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
"What? What classmate Ye Lin expects is that I don't | put on clothes to talk to you?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted! His nostrils have become enlarged! I know that kind of thing now I can’t do it anymore…”
"You really can't do it?" I expressed doubt.
- "The Demon of Exploding Anus".
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
"Get up! The sun is shining on your butt! Get up and have breakfast!"
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
Aunt Mahjong was shocked. She looked at me as if Xiaoqin and I had done everything last night.
"Really!" Xiaoqin looked at me with very clear eyes, as if showing her great determination to change her past mistakes. "It's so shameful to take off all your clothes and go to see classmate Ye Lin! I just don't open the door." Lock it up and wait for classmate Ye Lin on the bed! You will never take off your naked clothes shamelessly, and you will wear some warm clothes in a ladylike manner!"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
"I promise!" Xiaoqin stretched out a hand as if she had joined the Communist Youth League, "If classmate Ye Lin is worried, you can supervise me next to me! If I don't sleep well, I will do whatever I want with classmate Ye Lin..."
Auntie Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, goes to the morning market every day to buy groceries as usual. When she came downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door.
Aunt Mahjong frowned and Gao was doubtful. My brain twitched, so I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing underneath the clothes.
Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and other clothes..."
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
"You really can't do it?" I expressed doubt.
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
I interrupted Xiaoqin, "Is it just a simple staycation?"
That is to say, what you call "not taking off even a single piece of clothing" means that in the end, all you have to hold up the scene is a pair of socks! It's better to take off your clothes normally! Just thinking about that scene in my mind, I can smell a bit of obscenity!
That is to say, what you call "not taking off even a single piece of clothing" means that in the end, all you have to hold up the scene is a pair of socks! It's better to take off your clothes normally! Just thinking about that scene in my mind, I can smell a bit of obscenity!
I was still worried, "You promise to live in my house and just sleep honestly?"
I don't know whether it was because Xiaoqin had a hard time waiting for me last night, or because sleeping in my bed made her feel at ease. Anyway, she stayed in bed the next morning.
I knocked hard on the door outside the room.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I know that Xiaoqin doesn’t lock the door when sleeping, and I can’t bear the temptation to attack her at night, there will be more opportunities like this in the future. .
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
That is to say, what you call "not taking off even a single piece of clothing" means that in the end, all you have to hold up the scene is a pair of socks! It's better to take off your clothes normally! Just thinking about that scene in my mind, I can smell a bit of obscenity!
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
Auntie Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, goes to the morning market every day to buy groceries as usual. When she came downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door.
"I understand, classmate Ye Lin is doing it for my own good," Xiao Qin nodded, "In addition, I hope that classmate Ye Lin can continue to hold the activity of touching your breasts to exchange for stars..."
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
"I understand, classmate Ye Lin is doing it for my own good," Xiao Qin nodded, "In addition, I hope that classmate Ye Lin can continue to hold the activity of touching your breasts to exchange for stars..."
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
Xiaoqin was right about one thing. Staying overnight in each other's homes was indeed the right that childhood sweethearts should have.
He went downstairs muttering.
Xiaoqin was right about one thing. Staying overnight in each other's homes was indeed the right that childhood sweethearts should have.
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
"That's right!" the aunt agreed absentmindedly, "many buses don't have change..."
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
Who has such strong taste! Who is the "bisexual AIDS anal buster"! Why are you hiding from me? Last time I stopped a young gangster and wanted to tell him the truth, but he was so frightened that he almost peed and knelt down and begged:
Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I know that Xiaoqin doesn’t lock the door when sleeping, and I can’t bear the temptation to attack her at night, there will be more opportunities like this in the future. .
"Classmate Ye Lin has hurt my self-esteem, so you should give me a few stars as compensation, right?"
I felt guilty, so I had to agree: "I will give you 3 silver stars, so that you will have 4 gold stars. If you get 1 more gold star, I will buy you a new mobile phone..."
He went downstairs muttering.
In order to prevent me from doing that kind of thing in the future, I must start training hard from now on and exercise my endurance - this brother of mine has really good intentions!
This nickname spread like wildfire, and coupled with the earliest rumors that I had AIDS spread out in Tangjiang, the gangsters on the street walked around me, fearing that I would not like them, so they would take them to the alley and blow them. chrysanthemum.
I was still worried, "You promise to live in my house and just sleep honestly?"
- "The Demon of Exploding Anus".
Who has such strong taste! Who is the "bisexual AIDS anal buster"! Why are you hiding from me? Last time I stopped a young gangster and wanted to tell him the truth, but he was so frightened that he almost peed and knelt down and begged:
"How is it impossible!" I confidently pointed to Xiaoqin's chest, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl if your chest is so flat?"
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
So although the night was full of dangers, it was passed without incident.
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I know that Xiaoqin doesn’t lock the door when sleeping, and I can’t bear the temptation to attack her at night, there will be more opportunities like this in the future. .
I don't know whether it was because Xiaoqin had a hard time waiting for me last night, or because sleeping in my bed made her feel at ease. Anyway, she stayed in bed the next morning.
"But, but..." She licked her lips with a red face, "I won't lock the door. If Ye Lin wants to come in and talk to me, you are welcome at any time! You can come in without knocking!"
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
Who organized such an unethical event? I gave you 3 silver stars just now to apologize to you, not as a reward for touching my breasts!
Aunt Mahjong was shocked. She looked at me as if Xiaoqin and I had done everything last night.
"Get up! The sun is shining on your butt! Get up and have breakfast!"
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
- "The Demon of Exploding Anus".
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
I knocked hard on the door outside the room.
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
So "Tao'er Shang" reached a consensus: Fire prevention, theft prevention and Ye Lin must not conflict with Ye Lin alone, otherwise the injury will be small, and he may get involved in his own anus, and maybe he will retaliate afterwards and force | He will attack your whole family, even your old sow.
Promise it with all your heart.
"Woo!" Xiaoqin suddenly woke up, and then whined: "I actually got up later than classmate Ye Lin! I'm so lazy, classmate Ye Lin should dislike me!"
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
I knocked hard on the door outside the room.
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
"I don't dislike you! Get dressed quickly! I've heated up breakfast! Let's go to school after breakfast!"
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
"I don't dislike you! Get dressed quickly! I've heated up breakfast! Let's go to school after breakfast!"
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
Xiaoqin stood there with a red face and didn't move for a long time. After a long time, she said:
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
"I don't dislike you! Get dressed quickly! I've heated up breakfast! Let's go to school after breakfast!"
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
"How is it impossible!" I confidently pointed to Xiaoqin's chest, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl if your chest is so flat?"
If someone hears the conversation between us, especially the conversation where I talked about buying you a new mobile phone... they might think that I am conducting a financial and physical transaction with you!
"I promise!" Xiaoqin stretched out a hand as if she had joined the Communist Youth League, "If classmate Ye Lin is worried, you can supervise me next to me! If I don't sleep well, I will do whatever I want with classmate Ye Lin..."
Who has such strong taste! Who is the "bisexual AIDS anal buster"! Why are you hiding from me? Last time I stopped a young gangster and wanted to tell him the truth, but he was so frightened that he almost peed and knelt down and begged:
Who wants to see your sleeping posture? I will definitely sleep in a separate room with you! Our parents will most likely sleep together today. If I sleep with you again, a human tragedy will happen!
Auntie Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, goes to the morning market every day to buy groceries as usual. When she came downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door.
I felt guilty, so I had to agree: "I will give you 3 silver stars, so that you will have 4 gold stars. If you get 1 more gold star, I will buy you a new mobile phone..."
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
"Get up! The sun is shining on your butt! Get up and have breakfast!"
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
So although the night was full of dangers, it was passed without incident.
Aunt Mahjong was shocked. She looked at me as if Xiaoqin and I had done everything last night.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
Xiaoqin stood there with a red face and didn't move for a long time. After a long time, she said:
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
This nickname spread like wildfire, and coupled with the earliest rumors that I had AIDS spread out in Tangjiang, the gangsters on the street walked around me, fearing that I would not like them, so they would take them to the alley and blow them. chrysanthemum.
"Really!" Xiaoqin looked at me with very clear eyes, as if showing her great determination to change her past mistakes. "It's so shameful to take off all your clothes and go to see classmate Ye Lin! I just don't open the door." Lock it up and wait for classmate Ye Lin on the bed! You will never take off your naked clothes shamelessly, and you will wear some warm clothes in a ladylike manner!"
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on the desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
"That's right!" the aunt agreed absentmindedly, "many buses don't have change..."
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
In order to prevent me from doing that kind of thing in the future, I must start training hard from now on and exercise my endurance - this brother of mine has really good intentions!
Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and other clothes..."
I knocked hard on the door outside the room.
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
Xiaoqin's index fingers faced each other, her head and neck were slightly lowered, and she secretly raised her gaze to look at me.
Promise it with all your heart.
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
So although the night was full of dangers, it was passed without incident.
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
So "Tao'er Shang" reached a consensus: Fire prevention, theft prevention and Ye Lin must not conflict with Ye Lin alone, otherwise the injury will be small, and he may get involved in his own anus, and maybe he will retaliate afterwards and force | He will attack your whole family, even your old sow.
Aunt Mahjong frowned and Gao was doubtful. My brain twitched, so I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing underneath the clothes.
He went downstairs muttering.
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy? How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet!"
Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and other clothes..."
"That's right!" the aunt agreed absentmindedly, "many buses don't have change..."
"Wu Gu..." Xiaoqin made a strange depressed sound and looked at me with great grievance.
"But, but..." She licked her lips with a red face, "I won't lock the door. If Ye Lin wants to come in and talk to me, you are welcome at any time! You can come in without knocking!"
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
In order to prevent me from doing that kind of thing in the future, I must start training hard from now on and exercise my endurance - this brother of mine has really good intentions!
"How is it impossible!" I confidently pointed to Xiaoqin's chest, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl if your chest is so flat?"
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
The misfortune came from the mouth, and not long after, the gangsters began to spread it everywhere, saying that I was indifferent to men and women, and that I took in both my brothers and sisters. I was really the number one sex demon in Dongshan City. The incident of humiliating older women by the Daning River, The incident with a middle-aged man lying drunk on the street and being groped was all my fault.
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy? How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet!"
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
"Also, classmate Ye Lin's home is relatively close to the school. If I stay with classmate Ye Lin, I can get up later tomorrow morning and don't have to squeeze into the subway... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to stay overnight, right?"
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
"Actually... I don't hate classmate Ye Lin touching me..."
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I know that Xiaoqin doesn’t lock the door when sleeping, and I can’t bear the temptation to attack her at night, there will be more opportunities like this in the future. .
I interrupted Xiaoqin, "Is it just a simple staycation?"
- "The Demon of Exploding Anus".
Aunt Mahjong frowned and Gao was doubtful. My brain twitched, so I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing underneath the clothes.
"Actually... I don't hate classmate Ye Lin touching me..."
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
Who wants to see your sleeping posture? I will definitely sleep in a separate room with you! Our parents will most likely sleep together today. If I sleep with you again, a human tragedy will happen!
So although the night was full of dangers, it was passed without incident.
Promise it with all your heart.
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
"Wu Gu..." Xiaoqin made a strange depressed sound and looked at me with great grievance.
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and other clothes..."
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
That is to say, what you call "not taking off even a single piece of clothing" means that in the end, all you have to hold up the scene is a pair of socks! It's better to take off your clothes normally! Just thinking about that scene in my mind, I can smell a bit of obscenity!
"How is it impossible!" I confidently pointed to Xiaoqin's chest, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl if your chest is so flat?"
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
After I stretched out my hand to take a picture, I realized that I was playing a rogue. The feeling that seemed to be there but not enough to grasp was so green that it was so impressive that it was difficult to get rid of it from my mind.
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
"What? What classmate Ye Lin expects is that I don't | put on clothes to talk to you?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted! His nostrils have become enlarged! I know that kind of thing now I can’t do it anymore…”
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
That is to say, what you call "not taking off even a single piece of clothing" means that in the end, all you have to hold up the scene is a pair of socks! It's better to take off your clothes normally! Just thinking about that scene in my mind, I can smell a bit of obscenity!
"Oh, it turns out it's a boy..." Aunt Mahjong believed it. "I really can't keep up with the times. Boys can be so handsome..."
So "Tao'er Shang" reached a consensus: Fire prevention, theft prevention and Ye Lin must not conflict with Ye Lin alone, otherwise the injury will be small, and he may get involved in his own anus, and maybe he will retaliate afterwards and force | He will attack your whole family, even your old sow.
"Lock the door, please lock it carefully! I won't come to talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me either! Otherwise I will deduct stars from you!"
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
"What? What classmate Ye Lin expects is that I don't | put on clothes to talk to you?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Classmate Ye Lin is so perverted! His nostrils have become enlarged! I know that kind of thing now I can’t do it anymore…”
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
"You sleep in my room! I'll sleep in the big room!" I had to change the arrangement to this.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
He went downstairs muttering.
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
Xiaoqin was right about one thing. Staying overnight in each other's homes was indeed the right that childhood sweethearts should have.
Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I know that Xiaoqin doesn’t lock the door when sleeping, and I can’t bear the temptation to attack her at night, there will be more opportunities like this in the future. .
In order to prevent me from doing that kind of thing in the future, I must start training hard from now on and exercise my endurance - this brother of mine has really good intentions!
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
I felt guilty, so I had to agree: "I will give you 3 silver stars, so that you will have 4 gold stars. If you get 1 more gold star, I will buy you a new mobile phone..."
Xiaoqin stood there with a red face and didn't move for a long time. After a long time, she said:
"Then you sleep in the big house..." Halfway through my words, I suddenly remembered that the big house was almost filled with adult products, especially those silicone dolls. It would be too embarrassing for Xiaoqin to find out.
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
Xiaoqin stood there with a red face and didn't move for a long time. After a long time, she said:
Promise it with all your heart.
"Classmate Ye Lin has hurt my self-esteem, so you should give me a few stars as compensation, right?"
"Do you want to stay overnight?" I frowned at Xiaoqin, "School officially starts tomorrow. You left your schoolbag at home and didn't bring it over. Doesn't it matter if you don't have any textbooks to read tomorrow?"
So although the night was full of dangers, it was passed without incident.
Who wants to see your sleeping posture? I will definitely sleep in a separate room with you! Our parents will most likely sleep together today. If I sleep with you again, a human tragedy will happen!
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
I felt guilty, so I had to agree: "I will give you 3 silver stars, so that you will have 4 gold stars. If you get 1 more gold star, I will buy you a new mobile phone..."
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on the desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
"Actually... I don't hate classmate Ye Lin touching me..."
"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep peacefully and will never disturb classmate Ye Lin!"
Xiaoqin stood there with a red face and didn't move for a long time. After a long time, she said:
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
Xiaoqin, who was afraid that I would misunderstand, explained: "But calling me a man without breasts, Ye Lin makes me sad..."
"I promise!" Xiaoqin stretched out a hand as if she had joined the Communist Youth League, "If classmate Ye Lin is worried, you can supervise me next to me! If I don't sleep well, I will do whatever I want with classmate Ye Lin..."
"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep peacefully and will never disturb classmate Ye Lin!"
"That's right!" the aunt agreed absentmindedly, "many buses don't have change..."
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
Aunt Mahjong was shocked. She looked at me as if Xiaoqin and I had done everything last night.
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
I don't know whether it was because Xiaoqin had a hard time waiting for me last night, or because sleeping in my bed made her feel at ease. Anyway, she stayed in bed the next morning.
"Wu Gu..." Xiaoqin made a strange depressed sound and looked at me with great grievance.
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy? How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet!"
"I understand, classmate Ye Lin is doing it for my own good," Xiao Qin nodded, "In addition, I hope that classmate Ye Lin can continue to hold the activity of touching your breasts to exchange for stars..."
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on the desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I know that Xiaoqin doesn’t lock the door when sleeping, and I can’t bear the temptation to attack her at night, there will be more opportunities like this in the future. .
I was still worried, "You promise to live in my house and just sleep honestly?"
Who organized such an unethical event? I gave you 3 silver stars just now to apologize to you, not as a reward for touching my breasts!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I like the smell of classmate Ye Lin's room the best!" Xiaoqin opened her arms excitedly and made a "victory" gesture.
Xiaoqin's index fingers faced each other, her head and neck were slightly lowered, and she secretly raised her gaze to look at me.
If someone hears the conversation between us, especially the conversation where I talked about buying you a new mobile phone... they might think that I am conducting a financial and physical transaction with you!
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
Moreover, if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will live with Xiaoqin under the same roof every day. If I know that Xiaoqin doesn’t lock the door when sleeping, and I can’t bear the temptation to attack her at night, there will be more opportunities like this in the future. .
"I don't dislike you! Get dressed quickly! I've heated up breakfast! Let's go to school after breakfast!"
But no matter how hard you calculate, you still miscalculate. What I didn't expect was that by lying and saying that Xiaoqin was a man, although Xiaoqin's reputation was saved, I would get an extra nickname for me inexplicably.
After I stretched out my hand to take a picture, I realized that I was playing a rogue. The feeling that seemed to be there but not enough to grasp was so green that it was so impressive that it was difficult to get rid of it from my mind.
"Brother Ye, please let me go! I have hemorrhoids!"
Aunt Mahjong was shocked. She looked at me as if Xiaoqin and I had done everything last night.
- "The Demon of Exploding Anus".
Despite this, I still let Xiaoqin stay at our house.
The spring and autumn uniforms of No. 28 Middle School were originally too big. Xiaoqin's uniform made her body curves less obvious, and the slight bulge on her chest was completely covered.
I'm in a big trough! Auntie Mahjong, how do you spread gossip? What kind of group of bitches could twist "staying over a handsome male classmate" into "exploding the male classmate's anus"!
Promise it with all your heart.
He didn't say a word about the bus system. He changed his tone and possessed the spirit of gossip again. He stared at Xiaoqin and asked: "My dear, you live at your male classmate's house. Aren't your parents worried?"
"Do you want to stay overnight?" I frowned at Xiaoqin, "School officially starts tomorrow. You left your schoolbag at home and didn't bring it over. Doesn't it matter if you don't have any textbooks to read tomorrow?"
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
Xiaoqin's index fingers faced each other, her head and neck were slightly lowered, and she secretly raised her gaze to look at me.
This nickname spread like wildfire, and coupled with the earliest rumors that I had AIDS spread out in Tangjiang, the gangsters on the street walked around me, fearing that I would not like them, so they would take them to the alley and blow them. chrysanthemum.
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
Promise it with all your heart.
Later, the mahjong aunt finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. Because by this time, the nickname of "The Ankle Exploding Demon" had spread, and I felt that correcting this would no longer help.
Aunt Mahjong was shocked. She looked at me as if Xiaoqin and I had done everything last night.
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
"You really can't do it?" I expressed doubt.
Promise it with all your heart.
Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and other clothes..."
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
Xiaoqin, who was afraid that I would misunderstand, explained: "But calling me a man without breasts, Ye Lin makes me sad..."
"That's true..." I scratched my head unable to refute.
Is this an invitation for me to raid you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I am now training you as my adopted sister! And because of my heart disease, I can only last three minutes!
He went downstairs muttering.
I was still worried, "You promise to live in my house and just sleep honestly?"
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me think and made my mind very impure, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
I felt guilty, so I had to agree: "I will give you 3 silver stars, so that you will have 4 gold stars. If you get 1 more gold star, I will buy you a new mobile phone..."
That is to say, what you call "not taking off even a single piece of clothing" means that in the end, all you have to hold up the scene is a pair of socks! It's better to take off your clothes normally! Just thinking about that scene in my mind, I can smell a bit of obscenity!
The misfortune came from the mouth, and not long after, the gangsters began to spread it everywhere, saying that I was indifferent to men and women, and that I took in both my brothers and sisters. I was really the number one sex demon in Dongshan City. The incident of humiliating older women by the Daning River, The incident with a middle-aged man lying drunk on the street and being groped was all my fault.
"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on the desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
Although Xiaoqin didn't have "aunt-phobia", the other person's eyes were indeed scary, so Xiaoqin hid behind me like a bird, looking like she was begging for my protection.
"Well... I'm afraid that auntie will spread gossip and it will be detrimental to your reputation!"
After I stretched out my hand to take a picture, I realized that I was playing a rogue. The feeling that seemed to be there but not enough to grasp was so green that it was so impressive that it was difficult to get rid of it from my mind.
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her chin to the ground. She pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked, "You said she is a boy? How is that possible? My eyes are not wet yet!"
So "Tao'er Shang" reached a consensus: Fire prevention, theft prevention and Ye Lin must not conflict with Ye Lin alone, otherwise the injury will be small, and he may get involved in his own anus, and maybe he will retaliate afterwards and force | He will attack your whole family, even your old sow.
I had a vague premonition: "Although we no longer need to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot. Why do you need to wear warm clothes when sleeping?"
"I have left some of the newly issued textbooks in the third grade of junior high school on the desk in the classroom. If I encounter something I don't have, I can borrow classmate Ye Lin's textbook to read... My childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
I said angrily: "That means during the day, not in the middle of the night! And it's when both parties are wearing clothes!"
"Classmate Ye Lin has hurt my self-esteem, so you should give me a few stars as compensation, right?"
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said strangely, "Does classmate Ye Lin still expect me to do something else?"
"Well... the boy you saw last time was indeed a boy. They were twins!"
Who has such strong taste! Who is the "bisexual AIDS anal buster"! Why are you hiding from me? Last time I stopped a young gangster and wanted to tell him the truth, but he was so frightened that he almost peed and knelt down and begged:
"You sleep in my room! I'll sleep in the big room!" I had to change the arrangement to this.
Aunt Mahjong frowned and Gao was doubtful. My brain twitched, so I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing underneath the clothes.
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!"
"Ju, I actually asked classmate Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast..." Xiaoqin seemed to be kneeling on the bed and feeling sorry for herself, "I am such a failed childhood sweetheart, I must work harder in the future!"
"Don't worry!" In order to eliminate the rumors, I lied: "We are all men, what's the problem if we live in my classmate's house? He just looks a little more delicate!"
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
Eh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter. Why do I suddenly think of heart disease? This is really a mystery!
"Brother Ye, please let me go! I have hemorrhoids!"
"You really can't do it?" I expressed doubt.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning. He threatens me with stars at every turn..." Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Does it take stars to exchange for classmate Ye Lin's heart-to-heart talk? It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right?"
Aunt Mahjong frowned and Gao was doubtful. My brain twitched, so I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing underneath the clothes.
"Get up! The sun is shining on your butt! Get up and have breakfast!"