I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 816: The eagle catches the chick

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I felt that Gong Caicai was holding my clothes tighter, as if to gain more confidence for herself to speak out in rebuttal.

A soft girl is a soft girl. Compared with a tomboy like Winnie, her endurance is really weak! Sometimes I would casually call Pooh a SB, but she would just call me back without caring. If I called Gong Caicai a SB in person, it would probably cause immeasurable mental harm to Gong Caicai, right

As soon as he walked under the bright street lights, a white car drove over from the intersection ahead and stopped on the street.

Due to the awkward atmosphere, this section of the walk was extremely long. I walked in front holding a Swiss Army Knife flashlight, while Gong Caicai pulled the corner of my clothes and moved behind, giving me the illusion that I was sending my daughter to kindergarten.

I felt angry and wanted to chase the elementary school student who broke the street lamp with a slingshot, but Gong Caicai's scream made me stop.

"Damn primary school boy!" I waved my fist at his back, "If you let me catch you next time, I will kick you into the cesspool!"

"Do you think joining the Scientific Happiness Cult will make you taller? Don't be kidding me!" I couldn't help complaining, "The Scientific Happiness Cult are all big liars! They have obtained the personal information of the believers so that they can pretend to be gods and ghosts. You are very powerful!"

But this would frighten Gong Caicai too much, and I also wanted to avoid extra load on my heart. Think about it and just be an old hen for once. No one will see it anyway.

Gong Caicai's ankle was originally injured. As soon as she stood up, her body was not stable. Her eagerness to explain distracted her concentration, causing her body to fall backward uncontrollably. The heavy schoolbag filled with textbooks helped her.

The old security guard angrily chased in the direction where the red scarf disappeared, but the other party ran very fast, and as a security guard he couldn't leave his post without permission for too long, so he probably wouldn't be able to catch the prisoner this time.

Unexpectedly, Gong Caicai's luck was not so bad. She squatted on the ground and fumbled around, and she actually found the missing contact lens.

Gong Caicai's action of rubbing her eyes with her hands scared me a lot. I thought it was the fragments of the light bulb that had hit her eyeballs. Only later did I realize that some dust had just fallen into Gong Caicai's eyes.

"It seems... it seems to be dad's car!" Gong Caicai squinted her eyes and judged, "Classmate Ye Lin, you can also get in the car. Can I ask dad to take you home?"

"By the way," I was suddenly very curious when talking about the monitor, so I asked in a bad way: "Gong Caicai, didn't you confess to the monitor during the summer vacation? Did the monitor respond to you later?"

I waved my flashlight around on the ground and couldn't see where the contact lenses were. Transparent contact lenses are easy to lose even during the day, let alone at night when there are no street lights and it is getting darker.

I really didn't expect that the Scientific Happiness Cult would occupy such an important position in Gong Caicai's mind. It seems that we can't let Gong Caicai leave the cult too roughly. We have to peel off the cocoon slowly.

"Sometimes I think that it would be better if the monitor was a boy, or if I were the monitor's sister. I always feel that since I entered junior high school and received help from the monitor, I have become dependent on the monitor and become alienated. No more monitors..."

Gong Caicai was talking to me, the person leading the way, on the quiet side of the street.

But after Gong Caicai stood firm, she still didn't dare to make direct contact with my hand. Her eyes were half begging, half timidly, and she pulled her arm away.

So I had to say arrogantly: "In short, the Scientific Happiness Cult is a cult! You will know their tricks in the future! You are not allowed to preach in the school anyway! Aren't you afraid that the monitor will find out?"

But anyway, these two contact lenses were covered with sand and soil, and it was impossible to put them in the eyes until they were cleaned.

I deliberately slowed down my pace to prevent Gong Caicai from being unable to keep up with me. She relied on borrowing strength from me to offset the negative impact of her foot injury.

"Oops, oops, I didn't bring any other glasses as a backup today..."

"Eh? You are quite self-aware, aren't you? In that case, wouldn't you just quit the Scientific Happiness Sect?"

With Bambi-like eyes, begging me for permission.

"I went to attend the Science Happiness Seminar because I hope I can become more cheerful. Otherwise, if I am separated from my monitor in the future, I won't know how I will survive..."

What Gong Caicai didn't say was probably the "breast reduction method", right? Gong Caicai's worry about her breasts being too big was the same as her worry about her short height, or even worse.

"It's so troublesome!" I complained, but when I saw Gong Caicai lowering her head in fear, shrinking, and tears seemed to flow from the corners of her eyes, I immediately realized that I had said it too seriously.

Gong Caicai, who is highly myopic, has very poor naked-eye vision, so bad that she can't tell the difference between a human and a dog fifty meters away.

"No, it's not serious..." Gong Caicai opened her left eye with difficulty, "But when I rubbed my eyes just now, I rubbed the contact lens off. I only found one, and the other one seemed to have fallen to the ground... "

There were no spare glasses and the contact lenses could not be used, which meant that Gong Caicai had to go home without being able to see the road clearly.

"Ye Lin is so tall..." Gong Caicai murmured to herself behind me, "I am so short... I wish I could grow taller..."

Gong Caicai tried to move her injured right foot, and a slight tingling sensation spread to her eyebrows.

Through Gong Caicai's hand holding the corner of my clothes, I noticed her whole body trembled.

The distance from one broken streetlight to the next intact streetlight is less than 20 steps for me, but for Gong Caicai, who injured her ankle, it takes a little more, about 40 steps.

"Yes, I'm sorry! It's not that I hate classmate Ye Lin! I'm afraid that classmate Xiaoqin will see us holding hands!" Gong Caicai was afraid that I would misunderstand, so she explained hurriedly, "Not only is it bad to be seen by classmate Xiaoqin, but also It’s not good if the squad leader sees it, it’s not good if anyone sees it…”

The primary school student wearing a red scarf hid in the green belt and found Gong Caicai bending down to cover her eyes. Knowing that she was in trouble, she turned around and ran away, scurrying away and disappearing.

"Hey, you can't see the road clearly and your feet are injured, just hold my hand and walk to the next street light!"

Gong Caicai suddenly blushed to the root of her neck, probably recalling the time when she was revived by the squad leader's artificial respiration, and then said in a daze, "I want to marry the squad leader in the future."

"Don't, don't tell the monitor, otherwise the monitor will look at me with disappointed eyes... I don't want to see that look from the monitor..."

Ever since, because of Gong Caicai's conservative idea of "men and women not being intimate", the process of us moving to another streetlight became very inefficient and ridiculous.

If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't leave Gong Caicai alone, I would have caught that little guy long ago, and I was extra careful to remind myself not to fall into other people's tricks to lure the tiger away from the mountain.

After Gong Caicai reached out and groped in her schoolbag for a while, a look of "something bad happened" appeared on her face.

I walked in front to clear the way, and Gong Caicai, who had no contact lenses, weakly stretched out her hand and pulled the corner of the school uniform behind my waist, following my steps, as if playing an incomplete game of eagle and chicken.

I turned my head slightly and found that Gong Caicai's face showed a shy blush in the overlap of time, and she looked at me with eyes of trust and admiration.

"Stop! You little scum playing with a slingshot! This is the third time this month!"

"Are you blinded?" I asked Gong Caicai, "Is it serious?"

"There's really nothing we can do about you!" I reached out to pick up my shoulder bag. "If you don't dare to hold hands with me, we'll have to each carry a strap of our schoolbag, and I'll lead you to walk! But this way you can borrow Shangli?"

Gong Caicai was surprisingly stubborn when talking about the Scientific Happiness Teaching.

"Eyes... my eyes!"

Gong Caicai subconsciously held my hand and stood up with my help, but immediately retracted her hand as if bitten by a snake.

"This street lamp is broken, why don't you stand somewhere brighter?" I suggested while reaching out to help Gong Caicai, who was squatting on the ground.

"Come again?" The old security guard on duty in the mailroom saw that the street lights at the school gate were out, so he chased him out with a flashlight.

"Um... classmate Ye Lin, the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not religious! And how did they obtain everyone's personal information?"

Why should we listen to the anti-human things that scum say? It is a normal behavior for men and women in the new era to hold hands or something like that. Gong Caicai was just overthinking and being too conservative.

"But, but the squad leader is different from me. The squad leader is very tall and does not need to use the 'Law of Attraction' to change his figure. But I can't. I have tried many heightening methods and... all failed..."

"The monitor just promised to be a lifelong good friend with me and to prevent me from being influenced by Zhuang Ni and developing strange hobbies..."

I reacted quickly and instantly grabbed Gong Caicai's forearm, preventing her from falling, but making Gong Caicai's expression even more embarrassed.

At the prompt of the old security guard, I also took out a Swiss Army knife with a flashlight function from my schoolbag, illuminating the surrounding environment that suddenly darkened because the light bulb went out.

I was at a loss for words. The secret of Fang Xin and Professor Bai's eavesdropping through mobile phones could not be revealed to Gong Caicai. Otherwise, if Gong Caicai leaked the news, it would be very detrimental to my plan to break into the Scientific Happiness Sect.

I don’t think we, the young people of the new era, should follow the old idea of “men and women give and receive without intimacy”. Moreover, the person who most advocated this approach was Zhu Xi, who proposed "preserving heaven's principles and destroying human desires." On the surface, he was sanctimonious and placed himself on the moral high ground, but secretly he made his daughter-in-law pregnant. As for framing him, he took a nun as his concubine. Such things, and so on, the whole thing is a Confucian scum, the ultimate scum.

Judging from the tone, Gong Caicai seemed quite disappointed.

In fact, if it had been in the past, I wouldn't have had the patience at all. Like the last time the monitor was injured and I sent him to the infirmary, I would have directly picked up Gong Caicai and transported her to another place before putting her down.

Fortunately, her father had already driven to pick her up, otherwise he would have been worried about letting her go home in a daze.

"Okay, okay, don't cry over the smallest things!" I said to Gong Caicai, "If you want to hold on to the corner of my clothes, just hold on to the corners of my clothes! Anyway, our school uniforms are quite wide, and the corners of my clothes are quite wide. Very easy to find.”

"I'm sorry, it seems I really need a little help. For example, if it's convenient, could you help me pull up the hem of classmate Ye Lin's clothes?"