After dinner, Xiaoqin and I came out of the cafeteria together, but we saw Pooh playing football with the boys on the playground.
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
I complained privately to another teacher: "Students today are really different from before. When I was in class, I actually found some girls watching pornographic movies on the computer and watching them with gusto. How can I take care of this!"
Finally, the topic returned to bugs. Pooh gave Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not to be afraid of bugs, you can catch bugs and put them in a transparent glass bottle. Look at them every day. Once you get used to them, you won't be afraid anymore. .
The passing Chinese teacher coughed heavily. Pooh looked in his direction in confusion, and then said hello with a playful smile.
The passing Chinese teacher coughed heavily. Pooh looked in his direction in confusion, and then said hello with a playful smile.
Pooh worriedly discussed with us for a while what to do if the stupid thing Zhuang Ni did was blamed on her. I think it was Zhuang Ni who was afraid of confusion, because the stupid thing Pooh did was more complicated than Zhuang Ni. Much more.
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
"Hey! Choking an insect to death and strangling a female classmate are not the same thing! And do you think Zhuang Ni's wearing of black stockings can be transferred to you? Isn't your skin already wheat-colored?"
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
"Xiaoqin, I have an idea!" Pooh said with great energy, "Didn't you say that it will be difficult to write the plot after Cthulhu is admitted to the anorectal hospital again? Why don't we let the alien Zerg invade the earth, and then Cthulhu Then you can fight them as the protector of the earth!"
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful! Pooh is flying over!"
"A good idea is a good idea..." Xiao Qin was embarrassed, "I really can't think of the plot after episode 5, but I can't draw bugs! If I draw those lifelike bugs on paper, I will make myself It’s also scary!”
Pooh on the other side also stopped the ball at his feet, turned around and asked in surprise: "I can fly? Where is it? When did I learn it?"
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
W-what! ? Monitor, what did you say? My heart rate is too fast! Please don't launch a surprise attack on me!
I suddenly saw a large black-gray beetle flying out of the flower bed, swooping towards Xiaoqin like a bomber.
Can you please remove the four words "lifelike"? The bugs, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, and the anorectal hospital doctor you drew... all basically have the same shape! Readers have to guess through some small parts (such as tentacles, beards) or through the plot to finally know what you are drawing!
The squad leader turned around, hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly, stretched out a hand to me, and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."
"Hey! Choking an insect to death and strangling a female classmate are not the same thing! And do you think Zhuang Ni's wearing of black stockings can be transferred to you? Isn't your skin already wheat-colored?"
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
"Watch out for bugs!"
"Watch out for bugs!"
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
"Xiaoqin, you have to be strong!" Pooh shook Xiaoqin's shoulders excitedly, "You are so afraid of bugs, what if the earth is destroyed by "Alien", "District 9", "Dark Super SWAT Team", "StarCraft" The Zerg inside has been captured, how are you going to survive!"
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
"It doesn't matter, I have a way!" The very reliable Pooh came up with another idea, "Xiaoqin, do you know? In H comics, a black bar is often used to cover the male organ..."
W-what! ? Monitor, what did you say? My heart rate is too fast! Please don't launch a surprise attack on me!
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
"That's impossible to say!" Because the weather was hot today, Pooh put on his shorts and hot pants again, exposing his thighs without shame.
I was about to say that, but then I recalled that I had just promised Xiaoqin that in order to reduce the fright, I should use "Wim" to refer to the beetle, so I planned to shout: "Wim is flying over!"
Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
"Xiaoqin, I have an idea!" Pooh said with great energy, "Didn't you say that it will be difficult to write the plot after Cthulhu is admitted to the anorectal hospital again? Why don't we let the alien Zerg invade the earth, and then Cthulhu Then you can fight them as the protector of the earth!"
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
"That's impossible to say!" Because the weather was hot today, Pooh put on his shorts and hot pants again, exposing his thighs without shame.
But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful! Pooh is flying over!"
Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
"This way, there is one more thing that can be easily confused with me! First there was Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I want to use the nickname 'Pooh', why is it so difficult!"
Cthulhu, who is shaped like a potato and has octopus tentacles all over his face, is already extremely vulgar. Let him fight with countless big black bars... What a horrible scene it is! Please apologize to the readers who are about to have their eyes hurt by you! Please apologize to Lovecraft, the founder of the Cthulhu Mythos! Please apologize to the "God of Manga" Osamu Tezuka! Not only do you feel sorry for the people above, you also feel sorry for the author of the H-comic!
But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful! Pooh is flying over!"
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
"Watch out for bugs!"
"Hey! Choking an insect to death and strangling a female classmate are not the same thing! And do you think Zhuang Ni's wearing of black stockings can be transferred to you? Isn't your skin already wheat-colored?"
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
"Xiaoqin, you have to be strong!" Pooh shook Xiaoqin's shoulders excitedly, "You are so afraid of bugs, what if the earth is destroyed by "Alien", "District 9", "Dark Super SWAT Team", "StarCraft" The Zerg inside has been captured, how are you going to survive!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, please protect me~~~~(》_《)~~~~"
Pooh on the other side also stopped the ball at his feet, turned around and asked in surprise: "I can fly? Where is it? When did I learn it?"
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
Cthulhu, who is shaped like a potato and has octopus tentacles all over his face, is already extremely vulgar. Let him fight with countless big black bars... What a horrible scene it is! Please apologize to the readers who are about to have their eyes hurt by you! Please apologize to Lovecraft, the founder of the Cthulhu Mythos! Please apologize to the "God of Manga" Osamu Tezuka! Not only do you feel sorry for the people above, you also feel sorry for the author of the H-comic!
Pooh on the other side also stopped the ball at his feet, turned around and asked in surprise: "I can fly? Where is it? When did I learn it?"
After a summer vacation, the storage cabinet in the corner of the computer room was very dirty. The squad leader couldn't stand it and was cleaning it on duty.
After dinner, Xiaoqin and I came out of the cafeteria together, but we saw Pooh playing football with the boys on the playground.
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
Putting aside the exchange between Teacher Shuiqin and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class in the afternoon since the third grade of junior high school.
"Alas!" Pooh raised his arms sadly, "If you are not afraid of bugs, when the bugs invade, you can fight them with a submachine gun! If you can't beat them, you can still surrender! As long as they don't eat me, I'll give it a try. Give me something to eat, and I’ll accept you as a waiter!”
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful! Pooh is flying over!"
"A good idea is a good idea..." Xiao Qin was embarrassed, "I really can't think of the plot after episode 5, but I can't draw bugs! If I draw those lifelike bugs on paper, I will make myself It’s also scary!”
I felt that it was inappropriate just to look at me, and I should do my best to help, so I walked over, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and asked in a pretentious manner:
The reason why I don't catch the bugs and crush them to death is because I think their internal organs are disgusting. However, as a disciple of Mr. Bei, I have even swallowed blue Morpho butterflies alive, so I don't really care. I'm just too lazy to wash my hands today.
After dinner, Xiaoqin and I came out of the cafeteria together, but we saw Pooh playing football with the boys on the playground.
After dinner, Xiaoqin and I came out of the cafeteria together, but we saw Pooh playing football with the boys on the playground.
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
Putting aside the exchange between Teacher Shuiqin and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class in the afternoon since the third grade of junior high school.
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
The squad leader turned around, hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly, stretched out a hand to me, and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."
I explained to Pooh why I called the big beetle "Wim". Pooh suddenly understood, but he frowned and said:
"Classmate Ye Lin, please protect me~~~~(》_《)~~~~"
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:
Putting aside the exchange between Teacher Shuiqin and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class in the afternoon since the third grade of junior high school.
Finally, the topic returned to bugs. Pooh gave Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not to be afraid of bugs, you can catch bugs and put them in a transparent glass bottle. Look at them every day. Once you get used to them, you won't be afraid anymore. .
"This way, there is one more thing that can be easily confused with me! First there was Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I want to use the nickname 'Pooh', why is it so difficult!"
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
I felt that it was inappropriate just to look at me, and I should do my best to help, so I walked over, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and asked in a pretentious manner:
But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful! Pooh is flying over!"
Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:
"Tch," Pooh curled his lips, "You said it wrong yourself, and you still said it's not easy to be confused? In two days, everyone will spread the news that 'Pooh' in Twenty-Eight wears black stockings every day, and Twenty-Eight The 'Pooh' in the movie was strangled to death by the campus boss - because in order to protect Xiaoqin, you must have strangled the bug to death... "
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
"It's not that easy to confuse, right?" I put forward my own point of view.
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
Pooh worriedly discussed with us for a while what to do if the stupid thing Zhuang Ni did was blamed on her. I think it was Zhuang Ni who was afraid of confusion, because the stupid thing Pooh did was more complicated than Zhuang Ni. Much more.
Why are you bringing this up now? I know you have not only watched H comics, but also porn movies, but there is no need to show off in front of Xiao Qin!
"Tch," Pooh curled his lips, "You said it wrong yourself, and you still said it's not easy to be confused? In two days, everyone will spread the news that 'Pooh' in Twenty-Eight wears black stockings every day, and Twenty-Eight The 'Pooh' in the movie was strangled to death by the campus boss - because in order to protect Xiaoqin, you must have strangled the bug to death... "
"How can you live without being afraid of bugs?" I couldn't help but complain, "The examples you cited, except for "District 9", all the bugs in it can eat people!"
Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:
"Xiaoqin, I have an idea!" Pooh said with great energy, "Didn't you say that it will be difficult to write the plot after Cthulhu is admitted to the anorectal hospital again? Why don't we let the alien Zerg invade the earth, and then Cthulhu Then you can fight them as the protector of the earth!"
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
"Watch out for bugs!"
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
"Xiaoqin, you have to be strong!" Pooh shook Xiaoqin's shoulders excitedly, "You are so afraid of bugs, what if the earth is destroyed by "Alien", "District 9", "Dark Super SWAT Team", "StarCraft" The Zerg inside has been captured, how are you going to survive!"
"Hey! Choking an insect to death and strangling a female classmate are not the same thing! And do you think Zhuang Ni's wearing of black stockings can be transferred to you? Isn't your skin already wheat-colored?"
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
W-what! ? Monitor, what did you say? My heart rate is too fast! Please don't launch a surprise attack on me!
The computer classroom is not empty! Aren't you embarrassed to say that in front of others? Monitor, when did you become so direct
"That's impossible to say!" Because the weather was hot today, Pooh put on his shorts and hot pants again, exposing his thighs without shame.
"Eh? Is this okay?" Xiao Qin opened her eyes wide, "Pooh, you are so smart! Now you don't have to worry about the plot of Chapter 6!"
Like juggling on the edge of the sports field, using a half-full bottle of mineral water as a bench, almost blowing my anus out, or tying my shoelaces too hastily, tying the shoelaces of both feet together, and then I just start running. I fell down and gnawed my shit, and then I lifted my bruised face from the concrete floor with a bright smile...
I explained to Pooh why I called the big beetle "Wim". Pooh suddenly understood, but he frowned and said:
I heard from my dad that computers in the early years were expensive, and the thing that computers were most afraid of was dust, so you had to wear footwear when entering the computer room, and some even required you to wear a white coat, which is similar to the need for a protective cover when using an iPhone.
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
"Hey! Choking an insect to death and strangling a female classmate are not the same thing! And do you think Zhuang Ni's wearing of black stockings can be transferred to you? Isn't your skin already wheat-colored?"
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
Can you please remove the four words "lifelike"? The bugs, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, and the anorectal hospital doctor you drew... all basically have the same shape! Readers have to guess through some small parts (such as tentacles, beards) or through the plot to finally know what you are drawing!
Why are you bringing this up now? I know you have not only watched H comics, but also porn movies, but there is no need to show off in front of Xiao Qin!
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
Nowadays, computers are cheaper and more resistant, so it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone usually wears casual clothes to come to the computer room for class, but there are still a few old white coats hanging in the storage cabinet.
Can you please remove the four words "lifelike"? The bugs, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, and the anorectal hospital doctor you drew... all basically have the same shape! Readers have to guess through some small parts (such as tentacles, beards) or through the plot to finally know what you are drawing!
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
I felt that it was inappropriate just to look at me, and I should do my best to help, so I walked over, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and asked in a pretentious manner:
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
"So," Pooh shook his head and said like a dog-headed military counselor often seen in costume dramas, "Xiaoqin, you just need to draw a black strip to cover the bugs. At most, write a white word 'worm' on the black strip, and everyone will It’s understandable that the Zerg are attacking! If H comics can do this, we can do the same!”
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
Pooh worriedly discussed with us for a while what to do if the stupid thing Zhuang Ni did was blamed on her. I think it was Zhuang Ni who was afraid of confusion, because the stupid thing Pooh did was more complicated than Zhuang Ni. Much more.
Pooh worriedly discussed with us for a while what to do if the stupid thing Zhuang Ni did was blamed on her. I think it was Zhuang Ni who was afraid of confusion, because the stupid thing Pooh did was more complicated than Zhuang Ni. Much more.
"It's not that easy to confuse, right?" I put forward my own point of view.
I was about to say that, but then I recalled that I had just promised Xiaoqin that in order to reduce the fright, I should use "Wim" to refer to the beetle, so I planned to shout: "Wim is flying over!"
I felt that it was inappropriate just to look at me, and I should do my best to help, so I walked over, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and asked in a pretentious manner:
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
Like juggling on the edge of the sports field, using a half-full bottle of mineral water as a bench, almost blowing my anus out, or tying my shoelaces too hastily, tying the shoelaces of both feet together, and then I just start running. I fell down and gnawed my shit, and then I lifted my bruised face from the concrete floor with a bright smile...
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
"This way, there is one more thing that can be easily confused with me! First there was Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I want to use the nickname 'Pooh', why is it so difficult!"
Finally, the topic returned to bugs. Pooh gave Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not to be afraid of bugs, you can catch bugs and put them in a transparent glass bottle. Look at them every day. Once you get used to them, you won't be afraid anymore. .
"A good idea is a good idea..." Xiao Qin was embarrassed, "I really can't think of the plot after episode 5, but I can't draw bugs! If I draw those lifelike bugs on paper, I will make myself It’s also scary!”
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
Finally, the topic returned to bugs. Pooh gave Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not to be afraid of bugs, you can catch bugs and put them in a transparent glass bottle. Look at them every day. Once you get used to them, you won't be afraid anymore. .
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
"Xiaoqin, I have an idea!" Pooh said with great energy, "Didn't you say that it will be difficult to write the plot after Cthulhu is admitted to the anorectal hospital again? Why don't we let the alien Zerg invade the earth, and then Cthulhu Then you can fight them as the protector of the earth!"
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
"No," Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "If this continues, I will become even afraid of glass bottles."
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
The squad leader turned around, hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly, stretched out a hand to me, and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."
"Xiaoqin, you have to be strong!" Pooh shook Xiaoqin's shoulders excitedly, "You are so afraid of bugs, what if the earth is destroyed by "Alien", "District 9", "Dark Super SWAT Team", "StarCraft" The Zerg inside has been captured, how are you going to survive!"
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
Pooh on the other side also stopped the ball at his feet, turned around and asked in surprise: "I can fly? Where is it? When did I learn it?"
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
When I walked into the computer classroom, there were not many people there. There were only a few top students lying on the table doing exercises. The monitor also arrived first.
"How can you live without being afraid of bugs?" I couldn't help but complain, "The examples you cited, except for "District 9", all the bugs in it can eat people!"
"That's impossible to say!" Because the weather was hot today, Pooh put on his shorts and hot pants again, exposing his thighs without shame.
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
"This way, there is one more thing that can be easily confused with me! First there was Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I want to use the nickname 'Pooh', why is it so difficult!"
"Alas!" Pooh raised his arms sadly, "If you are not afraid of bugs, when the bugs invade, you can fight them with a submachine gun! If you can't beat them, you can still surrender! As long as they don't eat me, I'll give it a try. Give me something to eat, and I’ll accept you as a waiter!”
W-what! ? Monitor, what did you say? My heart rate is too fast! Please don't launch a surprise attack on me!
Finally, the topic returned to bugs. Pooh gave Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not to be afraid of bugs, you can catch bugs and put them in a transparent glass bottle. Look at them every day. Once you get used to them, you won't be afraid anymore. .
Can you please remove the four words "lifelike"? The bugs, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, and the anorectal hospital doctor you drew... all basically have the same shape! Readers have to guess through some small parts (such as tentacles, beards) or through the plot to finally know what you are drawing!
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
Why are you bringing this up now? I know you have not only watched H comics, but also porn movies, but there is no need to show off in front of Xiao Qin!
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
Pooh on the other side also stopped the ball at his feet, turned around and asked in surprise: "I can fly? Where is it? When did I learn it?"
"Alas!" Pooh raised his arms sadly, "If you are not afraid of bugs, when the bugs invade, you can fight them with a submachine gun! If you can't beat them, you can still surrender! As long as they don't eat me, I'll give it a try. Give me something to eat, and I’ll accept you as a waiter!”
"How can you live without being afraid of bugs?" I couldn't help but complain, "The examples you cited, except for "District 9", all the bugs in it can eat people!"
Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:
"It's not that easy to confuse, right?" I put forward my own point of view.
"This way, there is one more thing that can be easily confused with me! First there was Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I want to use the nickname 'Pooh', why is it so difficult!"
And to say the least, even if you have this intention - you should marry me, right?
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful! Pooh is flying over!"
The computer classroom is not empty! Aren't you embarrassed to say that in front of others? Monitor, when did you become so direct
When I walked into the computer classroom, there were not many people there. There were only a few top students lying on the table doing exercises. The monitor also arrived first.
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
"Xiaoqin, I have an idea!" Pooh said with great energy, "Didn't you say that it will be difficult to write the plot after Cthulhu is admitted to the anorectal hospital again? Why don't we let the alien Zerg invade the earth, and then Cthulhu Then you can fight them as the protector of the earth!"
"It doesn't matter, I have a way!" The very reliable Pooh came up with another idea, "Xiaoqin, do you know? In H comics, a black bar is often used to cover the male organ..."
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:
I suddenly saw a large black-gray beetle flying out of the flower bed, swooping towards Xiaoqin like a bomber.
Like juggling on the edge of the sports field, using a half-full bottle of mineral water as a bench, almost blowing my anus out, or tying my shoelaces too hastily, tying the shoelaces of both feet together, and then I just start running. I fell down and gnawed my shit, and then I lifted my bruised face from the concrete floor with a bright smile...
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
After dinner, Xiaoqin and I came out of the cafeteria together, but we saw Pooh playing football with the boys on the playground.
"That's impossible to say!" Because the weather was hot today, Pooh put on his shorts and hot pants again, exposing his thighs without shame.
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
"Eh? Is this okay?" Xiao Qin opened her eyes wide, "Pooh, you are so smart! Now you don't have to worry about the plot of Chapter 6!"
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
I explained to Pooh why I called the big beetle "Wim". Pooh suddenly understood, but he frowned and said:
Pooh on the other side also stopped the ball at his feet, turned around and asked in surprise: "I can fly? Where is it? When did I learn it?"
"A good idea is a good idea..." Xiao Qin was embarrassed, "I really can't think of the plot after episode 5, but I can't draw bugs! If I draw those lifelike bugs on paper, I will make myself It’s also scary!”
"How can you live without being afraid of bugs?" I couldn't help but complain, "The examples you cited, except for "District 9", all the bugs in it can eat people!"
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
"Hey! Choking an insect to death and strangling a female classmate are not the same thing! And do you think Zhuang Ni's wearing of black stockings can be transferred to you? Isn't your skin already wheat-colored?"
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
Like juggling on the edge of the sports field, using a half-full bottle of mineral water as a bench, almost blowing my anus out, or tying my shoelaces too hastily, tying the shoelaces of both feet together, and then I just start running. I fell down and gnawed my shit, and then I lifted my bruised face from the concrete floor with a bright smile...
Can you please remove the four words "lifelike"? The bugs, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, and the anorectal hospital doctor you drew... all basically have the same shape! Readers have to guess through some small parts (such as tentacles, beards) or through the plot to finally know what you are drawing!
And to say the least, even if you have this intention - you should marry me, right?
Nowadays, computers are cheaper and more resistant, so it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone usually wears casual clothes to come to the computer room for class, but there are still a few old white coats hanging in the storage cabinet.
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
"How can you live without being afraid of bugs?" I couldn't help but complain, "The examples you cited, except for "District 9", all the bugs in it can eat people!"
In addition, he specifically pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with cameras! You don't want to watch innocent movies, you know? Boys are not allowed to watch it, and girls are not allowed to watch it either!"
The reason why I don't catch the bugs and crush them to death is because I think their internal organs are disgusting. However, as a disciple of Mr. Bei, I have even swallowed blue Morpho butterflies alive, so I don't really care. I'm just too lazy to wash my hands today.
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
"It doesn't matter, I have a way!" The very reliable Pooh came up with another idea, "Xiaoqin, do you know? In H comics, a black bar is often used to cover the male organ..."
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
The computer classroom is not empty! Aren't you embarrassed to say that in front of others? Monitor, when did you become so direct
Why are you bringing this up now? I know you have not only watched H comics, but also porn movies, but there is no need to show off in front of Xiao Qin!
"Watch out for bugs!"
"Watch out for bugs!"
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
Why are you bringing this up now? I know you have not only watched H comics, but also porn movies, but there is no need to show off in front of Xiao Qin!
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
"So," Pooh shook his head and said like a dog-headed military counselor often seen in costume dramas, "Xiaoqin, you just need to draw a black strip to cover the bugs. At most, write a white word 'worm' on the black strip, and everyone will It’s understandable that the Zerg are attacking! If H comics can do this, we can do the same!”
Putting aside the exchange between Teacher Shuiqin and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class in the afternoon since the third grade of junior high school.
"Eh? Is this okay?" Xiao Qin opened her eyes wide, "Pooh, you are so smart! Now you don't have to worry about the plot of Chapter 6!"
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
"Eh? Is this okay?" Xiao Qin opened her eyes wide, "Pooh, you are so smart! Now you don't have to worry about the plot of Chapter 6!"
The monitor took out his white coat, held it up in the sun, and wiped it gently with a paper towel. He made sure to keep them spotless so that he could attend class with peace of mind.
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
Finally, the topic returned to bugs. Pooh gave Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not to be afraid of bugs, you can catch bugs and put them in a transparent glass bottle. Look at them every day. Once you get used to them, you won't be afraid anymore. .
"Classmate Ye Lin, please protect me~~~~(》_《)~~~~"
Cthulhu, who is shaped like a potato and has octopus tentacles all over his face, is already extremely vulgar. Let him fight with countless big black bars... What a horrible scene it is! Please apologize to the readers who are about to have their eyes hurt by you! Please apologize to Lovecraft, the founder of the Cthulhu Mythos! Please apologize to the "God of Manga" Osamu Tezuka! Not only do you feel sorry for the people above, you also feel sorry for the author of the H-comic!
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
"This way, there is one more thing that can be easily confused with me! First there was Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I want to use the nickname 'Pooh', why is it so difficult!"
The squad leader turned around, hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly, stretched out a hand to me, and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
Putting aside the exchange between Teacher Shuiqin and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class in the afternoon since the third grade of junior high school.
"Tch," Pooh curled his lips, "You said it wrong yourself, and you still said it's not easy to be confused? In two days, everyone will spread the news that 'Pooh' in Twenty-Eight wears black stockings every day, and Twenty-Eight The 'Pooh' in the movie was strangled to death by the campus boss - because in order to protect Xiaoqin, you must have strangled the bug to death... "
"It doesn't matter, I have a way!" The very reliable Pooh came up with another idea, "Xiaoqin, do you know? In H comics, a black bar is often used to cover the male organ..."
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful! Pooh is flying over!"
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
What about moral integrity! I'm ready to fuck the earth! And it’s not that easy to be a waiter for the Zerg, right? If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately!
"Watch out for bugs!"
I complained privately to another teacher: "Students today are really different from before. When I was in class, I actually found some girls watching pornographic movies on the computer and watching them with gusto. How can I take care of this!"
According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was in computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes!"
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
W-what! ? Monitor, what did you say? My heart rate is too fast! Please don't launch a surprise attack on me!
In addition, he specifically pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with cameras! You don't want to watch innocent movies, you know? Boys are not allowed to watch it, and girls are not allowed to watch it either!"
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
In addition, he specifically pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with cameras! You don't want to watch innocent movies, you know? Boys are not allowed to watch it, and girls are not allowed to watch it either!"
"My skin is tanned to a wheat color! There is a dividing line between sun marks! So it's okay to say that I have black silk! Oops! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu... "
Not much at all! And that’s Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The easiest person to confuse with names is yourself! You Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong!
I complained privately to another teacher: "Students today are really different from before. When I was in class, I actually found some girls watching pornographic movies on the computer and watching them with gusto. How can I take care of this!"
I was about to say that, but then I recalled that I had just promised Xiaoqin that in order to reduce the fright, I should use "Wim" to refer to the beetle, so I planned to shout: "Wim is flying over!"
"No," Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "If this continues, I will become even afraid of glass bottles."
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
"A good idea is a good idea..." Xiao Qin was embarrassed, "I really can't think of the plot after episode 5, but I can't draw bugs! If I draw those lifelike bugs on paper, I will make myself It’s also scary!”
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
I was about to say that, but then I recalled that I had just promised Xiaoqin that in order to reduce the fright, I should use "Wim" to refer to the beetle, so I planned to shout: "Wim is flying over!"
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
When I walked into the computer classroom, there were not many people there. There were only a few top students lying on the table doing exercises. The monitor also arrived first.
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
I complained privately to another teacher: "Students today are really different from before. When I was in class, I actually found some girls watching pornographic movies on the computer and watching them with gusto. How can I take care of this!"
After a summer vacation, the storage cabinet in the corner of the computer room was very dirty. The squad leader couldn't stand it and was cleaning it on duty.
The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Winnie, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Was that what she was doing
After dinner, Xiaoqin and I came out of the cafeteria together, but we saw Pooh playing football with the boys on the playground.
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
The monitor took out his white coat, held it up in the sun, and wiped it gently with a paper towel. He made sure to keep them spotless so that he could attend class with peace of mind.
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
In addition, he specifically pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with cameras! You don't want to watch innocent movies, you know? Boys are not allowed to watch it, and girls are not allowed to watch it either!"
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
"That's impossible to say!" Because the weather was hot today, Pooh put on his shorts and hot pants again, exposing his thighs without shame.
"Classmate Ye Lin, please protect me~~~~(》_《)~~~~"
W-what! ? Monitor, what did you say? My heart rate is too fast! Please don't launch a surprise attack on me!
I heard from my dad that computers in the early years were expensive, and the thing that computers were most afraid of was dust, so you had to wear footwear when entering the computer room, and some even required you to wear a white coat, which is similar to the need for a protective cover when using an iPhone.
Nowadays, computers are cheaper and more resistant, so it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone usually wears casual clothes to come to the computer room for class, but there are still a few old white coats hanging in the storage cabinet.
I explained to Pooh why I called the big beetle "Wim". Pooh suddenly understood, but he frowned and said:
Nowadays, computers are cheaper and more resistant, so it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone usually wears casual clothes to come to the computer room for class, but there are still a few old white coats hanging in the storage cabinet.
I explained to Pooh why I called the big beetle "Wim". Pooh suddenly understood, but he frowned and said:
"Tch," Pooh curled his lips, "You said it wrong yourself, and you still said it's not easy to be confused? In two days, everyone will spread the news that 'Pooh' in Twenty-Eight wears black stockings every day, and Twenty-Eight The 'Pooh' in the movie was strangled to death by the campus boss - because in order to protect Xiaoqin, you must have strangled the bug to death... "
Nowadays, computers are cheaper and more resistant, so it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone usually wears casual clothes to come to the computer room for class, but there are still a few old white coats hanging in the storage cabinet.
The monitor took out his white coat, held it up in the sun, and wiped it gently with a paper towel. He made sure to keep them spotless so that he could attend class with peace of mind.
Pooh worriedly discussed with us for a while what to do if the stupid thing Zhuang Ni did was blamed on her. I think it was Zhuang Ni who was afraid of confusion, because the stupid thing Pooh did was more complicated than Zhuang Ni. Much more.
your sister! Cthulhu is the evil god! He is probably from an alien planet! The alien Zerg race must be his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin's comics have changed from romance comics to comedy comics. With the plot of alien invasion, will it transform into an interstellar war or a battle between the strongest in the universe such as Super Saiyans
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
The monitor took out his white coat, held it up in the sun, and wiped it gently with a paper towel. He made sure to keep them spotless so that he could attend class with peace of mind.
The squad leader turned around, hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly, stretched out a hand to me, and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
Pooh worriedly discussed with us for a while what to do if the stupid thing Zhuang Ni did was blamed on her. I think it was Zhuang Ni who was afraid of confusion, because the stupid thing Pooh did was more complicated than Zhuang Ni. Much more.
I felt that it was inappropriate just to look at me, and I should do my best to help, so I walked over, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and asked in a pretentious manner:
Putting aside the exchange between Teacher Shuiqin and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class in the afternoon since the third grade of junior high school.
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.
Cthulhu, who is shaped like a potato and has octopus tentacles all over his face, is already extremely vulgar. Let him fight with countless big black bars... What a horrible scene it is! Please apologize to the readers who are about to have their eyes hurt by you! Please apologize to Lovecraft, the founder of the Cthulhu Mythos! Please apologize to the "God of Manga" Osamu Tezuka! Not only do you feel sorry for the people above, you also feel sorry for the author of the H-comic!
"Watch out for bugs!"
"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need help? Just tell me if you need any help..."
I was about to say that, but then I recalled that I had just promised Xiaoqin that in order to reduce the fright, I should use "Wim" to refer to the beetle, so I planned to shout: "Wim is flying over!"
Nowadays, computers are cheaper and more resistant, so it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone usually wears casual clothes to come to the computer room for class, but there are still a few old white coats hanging in the storage cabinet.
The squad leader turned around, hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly, stretched out a hand to me, and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."
In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn’t you say you were on your period? So happy to play football!
I heard from my dad that computers in the early years were expensive, and the thing that computers were most afraid of was dust, so you had to wear footwear when entering the computer room, and some even required you to wear a white coat, which is similar to the need for a protective cover when using an iPhone.
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
"Eh? Is this okay?" Xiao Qin opened her eyes wide, "Pooh, you are so smart! Now you don't have to worry about the plot of Chapter 6!"
There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school. Isn’t it strange? I don’t know if it’s because art and music classes have been cancelled, so we arranged it this way to give everyone some time to rest and relax.
"This way, there is one more thing that can be easily confused with me! First there was Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I want to use the nickname 'Pooh', why is it so difficult!"
W-what! ? Monitor, what did you say? My heart rate is too fast! Please don't launch a surprise attack on me!
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
The reason why I don't catch the bugs and crush them to death is because I think their internal organs are disgusting. However, as a disciple of Mr. Bei, I have even swallowed blue Morpho butterflies alive, so I don't really care. I'm just too lazy to wash my hands today.
I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.
The computer classroom is not empty! Aren't you embarrassed to say that in front of others? Monitor, when did you become so direct
"Tch," Pooh curled his lips, "You said it wrong yourself, and you still said it's not easy to be confused? In two days, everyone will spread the news that 'Pooh' in Twenty-Eight wears black stockings every day, and Twenty-Eight The 'Pooh' in the movie was strangled to death by the campus boss - because in order to protect Xiaoqin, you must have strangled the bug to death... "
①Human barbecued pork buns ②Couple's lung slices ③Beijing roasted people (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④Orléans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties) ⑤Waiter (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) Just as I was doing my brain In the theater, imagine that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien Zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".
And to say the least, even if you have this intention - you should marry me, right?
The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of dust on them.
"Alas!" Pooh raised his arms sadly, "If you are not afraid of bugs, when the bugs invade, you can fight them with a submachine gun! If you can't beat them, you can still surrender! As long as they don't eat me, I'll give it a try. Give me something to eat, and I’ll accept you as a waiter!”
In addition, he specifically pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with cameras! You don't want to watch innocent movies, you know? Boys are not allowed to watch it, and girls are not allowed to watch it either!"
Like juggling on the edge of the sports field, using a half-full bottle of mineral water as a bench, almost blowing my anus out, or tying my shoelaces too hastily, tying the shoelaces of both feet together, and then I just start running. I fell down and gnawed my shit, and then I lifted my bruised face from the concrete floor with a bright smile...
What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you! Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Isn't it an attack on "male organs"
"It doesn't matter, I have a way!" The very reliable Pooh came up with another idea, "Xiaoqin, do you know? In H comics, a black bar is often used to cover the male organ..."
"It doesn't matter, I have a way!" The very reliable Pooh came up with another idea, "Xiaoqin, do you know? In H comics, a black bar is often used to cover the male organ..."