I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 836: Play pig eat tiger

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On his way to get off work, Assistant Professor Chen was followed by Grandma Su. He was followed unknowingly all the way to his rental house. It was not until he opened the door to change his slippers that he discovered that the "silly old rural lady" had followed him.

"Could the disappearance of my granddaughter be related to a cult? I remember that the cult leader likes to lie to little girls..."

Because he was once the backbone of a cult that was exterminated, he had to change his name to avoid the public security department coming to him. Now he calls himself Chen, and he is deeply dissatisfied with Professor Bai for not allowing him to access the core secrets of the cult. He always wants to Dora people join the religion to express themselves and gain Professor Bai's trust.

Grandma Su did not tell me in detail how she forced a confession from Assistant Teacher Chen, but this old lady, who is an expert in equipment, would definitely not show mercy in order to find out the whereabouts of her little granddaughter. Assistant Teacher Chen must have been treated terribly. of abuse.

Grandma Su added her granddaughter's name as if she just remembered it.

This childish teaching method is more than two thousand years behind Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's hidden writing in the belly of a fish. No wonder Professor Bai despises this approach, and his attitude towards Assistant Professor Chen is basically the same as that of a handyman.

"But the teacher surnamed Hu who was in front of me praised their 'wise man' Professor Bai as if he were a god. He said that based on scientific principles, Professor Bai calculated that he would definitely be stuck when he bought stocks. As a result, he originally planned to As expected, there was a scandal in the solar energy company where the shares were purchased. The boss and his secretary abandoned the company and ran away, and the stock price plummeted... "

This teaching assistant was once the backbone of a certain "Korean Christianity" active in the rural areas of Northeast China. His best skill was to show off his magic. Every time he held a gathering, he would encourage believers to roll on the floor, cry and make noise, to show the "miracles" of Christ. Later, the cult was eliminated by the public security organs. He accidentally got the news in advance and ran to Dongshan City. He also keenly smelled the cult smell of the Scientific Happiness Seminar and came to Professor Bai to recommend himself.

"Yes!" Assistant Professor Chen irresponsibly affirmed, "What's the name of the missing girl in your village? We can figure it out if she has a name!"

In order to make some innuendo, Grandma Su deliberately brought the topic to Gong Caicai, wanting to see if the teaching assistant was a womanizer and if the Scientific Happiness Sect was suspected of kidnapping young girls.

But Assistant Professor Chen does not think that his IQ is low. In order to "know yourself and the enemy, and be victorious in every battle", he also cleverly obtained a lot of information about Ai Shuqiao through various channels. Although it was messy and some were right and wrong, he still knew it. Some inside information, including Su Qiao being imprisoned by Ai Shuqiao.

This is how Grandma Su learned that her granddaughter was probably in the hands of Ai Shuqiao. There was an infighting relationship between the Church of Scientology and Ai Shuqiao. As Ai Shuqiao's biological son, I am now a scientist. The object that both the Shen Cult and Ai Shuqiao should strive for.

No matter what prejudice Grandma Su had against Gong Caicai, after a simple conversation, she determined the cult nature of the Scientific Happiness Sect. The so-called cult is nothing more than defrauding money and sex. Grandma Su felt that Gong Caicai must be the target of the cult leader's deception (judging from the dress, Gong Caicai did not appear to be a particularly wealthy family), so she kept an eye on Gong Caicai. Caicai, maybe you can find clues about your granddaughter.

The first time I followed Gong Caicai to attend Professor Bai's lecture, Assistant Professor Chen used the old cult method to write on the back of Professor Bai's pet turtle, "Everyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son." ”, let the turtle crawl over and let me see it.

"Wu Mengyuan, Fang Han, Zhen Meili... these girls went out to work, but they all disappeared..."

"Ahem... Are you really that amazing? There is a family's daughter in our village who has been missing for more than two months. Can you figure out where she is?"

It was a coincidence that after Grandma Su came to Dongshan City, before she had time to go to Dongshan Film and Television City to look for clues about her granddaughter's disappearance, she saw a seminar organized by the Science of Happiness Teaching, and there was a long line of people waiting to attend the class at the intersection.

"I think this Teacher Hu is deeply poisoned. There is no doubt that the Scientific Happiness Seminar is a cult," Grandma Su continued. "Then next to Teacher Hu, there is a little girl who is as beautiful as a flower. She seems to have had a baby bump at a young age. Breasts, probably from watching too many Korean dramas..."

Assistant Chen, who has a low IQ, wanted to trick Grandma Su into boarding the pirate ship, but during the conversation, Grandma Su spied on a lot of information, but there was no information. It seemed to be related to Su Qiao's disappearance. Grandma Su felt that Maybe I took the wrong path and was about to leave the seminar class.

Although it was under the banner of "Scientific Happiness Seminar", from the faces of the "members" who lined up, Grandma Su concluded that they were conducting suspicious religious activities - Grandma Su had seen people promoting cults in the village before liberation. Gathering believers means not rubbing sand in your eyes.

Grandma Su bought the apple at the fruit stall on the way to follow. She was eating it while following, and she was really able to do it with ease.

But calling him a spy is a bit flattering. At best, he is a traitor who is greedy for money.

Grandma Su looked fierce today, beating him until tears and snot came out of his nose. He couldn't help but suspect that Grandma Su was sent by Ai Shuqiao to kill him because he was too meddlesome, or that Professor Bai knew that he was a traitor and sent him here. He wanted to kill people and silence them, so he vomited out all the information no matter which side it was from, and only begged Grandma Su to spare his life.

Since the Scientific Happiness Teaching class is free and interested people are welcome to participate, Grandma Su lined up behind Teacher Hu and Gong Caicai. While asking them about the situation in Dongshan City and collecting information, she pretended to be an ignorant rural old man who came to the city for the first time. Madam, pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, trying to attract insiders from the Scientific Happiness Sect to deceive herself.

With this idea in mind, Grandma Su sneaked into the queue of the Scientific Happiness Sect, pretending to be curious, and started chatting with the believers.

For a guy with an IQ of this level, it is definitely more difficult to gain the trust of Professor Bai and Fang Xin and enter the core of the Scientific Happiness Sect to steal the causal calculation program than to reach the sky. That's why Ai Shuqiao handed over this task to me, right

The cult that Assistant Professor Chen belonged to was very fond of tricking young girls into joining the cult, so when he heard Grandma Su say that "someone's daughter disappeared," he subconsciously understood that it was a young girl.

The deceptive methods used by the teaching assistant were mainly those of the former cult. Compared with the various cutting-edge scientific principles taught by Professor Bai in class, they were not even the slightest bit inferior. The more Grandma Su listened, the more she wanted to laugh.

This also made Grandma Su very concerned, so Grandma Su decided to throw a grenade into the river to see if she could blow up a few big fish.

Eh? This Teacher Hu sounds like the Teacher Hu who taught Gong Caicai math in her summer cram school! Because I bought Huang Fenggui's mobile phone online like me, I was always under Professor Bai's surveillance. All the stocks I wanted to buy were recorded and of course "calculated."

At that time, the Scientific Happiness Education had just been established and there was a shortage of manpower, so Professor Bai appointed him as a teaching assistant.

Hello! Grandma Su, are you talking about Gong Caicai? Gong Caicai’s breasts are natural! She was also worried about how to make her breasts smaller! And don’t blame everything on Korean dramas! Don't you always watch "Full House"? Korean female celebrities just like plastic surgery, and breast augmentation is just a side business!

As for the prediction that the stock price will plummet, there is no need to predict it at all, right? How many retail investors can make money in the Chinese stock market? I remember when Chiang Kai-shek was speculating in the stock market in Shanghai and lost 600,000 yuan in three years. He was almost hacked to death by debt collectors. He had no choice but to become a disciple of the Qinggang leader Huang Jinrong, which saved him from disaster and turned to Lolita Controller Sun Yat-sen.

Grandma Su mentioned the names of several girls who were suspected of being trafficked in the Shijiazhuang human traffickers case, and wanted to see Assistant Chen’s reaction, but Assistant Chen looked blank and just complained: “The missing people in your village are really many… "

Grandma Su said to me while checking the coupons given by McDonald's.

When Assistant Professor Chen saw that the old lady was about to leave, he felt very frustrated and tried every means to persuade her to stay. He also offered up his trump card "causality calculation program", saying that the Scientific Happiness Seminar could calculate other people's futures. This novel thing suddenly rekindled Grandma Su's interest. interest.

Assistant Chen saw that if he didn't tell the truth, his life would be in the hands of the other party, so he had no choice but to beg for mercy and tell Grandma Su everything he knew.

He was never truly trusted by Professor Bai, and Ai Shuqiao did not regard him as an important chess piece. He only took Ai Shuqiao's money to inform Ai Shuqiao.

Grandma Su actually miscalculated on this point. She never thought that there is a cult in the world that only cheats money, does not cheat women, and does not use violence. Professor Bai and Fang Xin take pleasure in brainwashing others, even through the backdoor of their mobile phones. Once they know the other party’s bank card number and password, they won’t hurriedly withdraw all the money like ordinary scammers—they have to take a long-term view to catch the big fish, and if they can make the other party voluntarily donate the money to themselves, they will be considered a scammer. ability.

Assistant Chen's expression suddenly changed. Such an obvious reaction could not escape the eyes of Grandma Su. However, Grandma Su was not impatient. She excused herself as having diabetes and had to eat quickly. She would come back to the class tomorrow and left on crutches. In this case, Assistant Chen couldn't persuade him to stay, so he could only hope that Grandma Su would really come back tomorrow.

"This 'Scientific Happiness Seminar' denies that it is a religion, and avoids using words like 'leader' and 'believer' and uses 'wise man' and 'member' instead. At first, I was a little doubtful whether it was me. I made a mistake. In fact, this is not a cult. I can’t find any information about my granddaughter here. It’s just a waste of time.”

"Don't move!" Grandma Su swung her cane and hit Assistant Chen on the opposite bone. Assistant Chen squatted down in pain and was about to scream, but Grandma Su blocked his mouth with half an apple.

In the end, Grandma Su really waited for it. Professor Bai's teaching assistant, who had been a backbone in other cults, felt that this wrinkled white-haired old lady was easy to deceive, so he took the initiative to talk to Grandma Su with a few words, trying to trick her into boarding the pirate ship. .

"By the way, there is another girl named Su Qiao!"

Quite unexpectedly, Assistant Professor Chen turned out to be Ai Shuqiao's spy planted in the Scientific Happiness Sect.

As a result, there was no need to wait until tomorrow. On the same day, Professor Bai finished his four-hour lecture with only a five-minute break. The seminar ended and everyone went back to their homes. Assistant Professor Chen also "get off work" with nothing to do.