As for inheriting my father's adult products online store, let alone talk about it. Aunt Li doesn't know what our family does now. If she knew, she would definitely be more prejudiced against me.
Aunt Lin didn't buy my account, "Humph, didn't Jackie Chan start out as a stuntman, and was kicked dozens of meters by Bruce Lee? Then he became famous, why don't you show mercy everywhere? Now even Song Zuying dares to Kissed!"
It tastes so bad... But at least it was someone with superb cooking skills who deliberately made it so bad. If it had been the dark dishes accidentally made by Amy and Pooh, I would have been dead a long time ago.
Xiaoqin's father, Huo Zhenbang, the leader of the Hong Kong Triad Association's Juying Hall, actually molested the squad leader's mother, Auntie Lin, in Shanghai!
"Well... although our childhood sweethearts couldn't make it to the end together, it's a pity."
"Aunt Lin, I did promise the squad leader that I would not embark on a criminal path in the future."
Aunt Lin's face changed, "What? You have reached the stage of agreeing on the future? Ye Lin promised you not to be a criminal, so what did you promise him?"
Liar, you clearly said in the text message on your mobile phone that as long as I come back alive, you will marry me... But that is an unconsidered promise when you lose control of your emotions. And if you mention this now, not only the monitor will be shocked as to where I got the text message from. The content will make Aunt Lin even more angry.
The squad leader lowered his head without confidence, and a lock of long hair on his shoulders slipped to his chest.
I turned my grief and anger into appetite, seized the opportunity, and ate all the beef stew. I felt that even if I would be shot if I stayed for a while, I would still be a satiated man.
"What did you call me!?" Aunt Lin's eyes almost burst out with fire, and I was so scared that I almost bit my tongue.
"Leslie Cheung is always an artist with a good reputation, right? There are very few people who have worked with him who don't praise him for his kindness, not to mention the unspoken rules..."
Eh? Where to start? I can understand if you don’t like the underworld, but what did the actor offend you about
"Even if Shasha really becomes a criminal police officer or even a special police officer, there is no need to keep an eye on you, a criminal, right?"
"Ye Lin... will not join the underworld in the future," the squad leader hesitated for a while before replying, "He promised me that he would never become a criminal..."
The monitor's face suddenly turned redder than the sugar tomatoes on the table.
"Sasha, isn't your future ambition to be a police officer?" Aunt Lin asked the monitor.
Aunt Lin laughed "haha", "That's because he is gay! And didn't Leslie Cheung jump off the building? Good people in the entertainment industry can't survive. Don't you understand this!?"
"Then... Jet Li is enthusiastic about charity and has opened the One Foundation, and the funds are used transparently..."
"Some people are born to maintain order, and some people are born to destroy order." Aunt Lin turned her gaze back to me, "Ye Lin is known as the campus boss of No. 28 Middle School, right? Looking at this rhythm, it may not be possible in the future. Become a gangster thug..."
However, the good times did not last long. Jet Li signed a contract with Golden Harvest. After coming to Hong Kong to develop, he and Huang Qiuyan were separated by oceans. They were together less and separated more. In addition, during the filming of "Dragon in the World", Jet Li met the Asian sister champion Li Zhi, and the two They had a good impression of each other, and the seeds of marriage were sown.
"Yes," I echoed, "Mom, how could you..."
"Actually, even if there are unspoken rules, the middle- and lower-class actors will not be blamed. Stuntmen, like extras, earn their share of hard-earned money honestly!"
"What are you talking about? Are you playing the game of police catching criminals?" Aunt Lin touched the outside of the beef stew casserole with her fingers to make sure that the dish was still at a certain temperature.
"Although I look a bit like a gangster, and the people I know... also look like a gangster! But I know that once I become a criminal in the future, the squad leader who aspires to be a policeman will become my opponent. I heard about the squad leader's marksmanship It’s amazing, I’m just afraid of death…”
Eh? Are you referring to the agreement you made to me by the creek in Cuisong Mountain, asking me not to become a criminal and cause trouble for her
"Don't try to run away, sit down!"
Aunt Lin asked me this pointed question.
As the saying goes, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. Once again, I feel the correctness of this sentence.
"Well..." my brain short-circuited, "I have a very special method of committing crimes. I will definitely let the monitor notice me!"
Didn’t you go to Shanghai to treat AIDS? As a result, I saw a researcher who was as beautiful as a fairy, and I immediately had twisted thoughts... It seems that you are unrepentant when it comes to flirting with women! No wonder Aunt Ren has never forgiven you!
Of course, the three bowls of broccoli soup that Aunt Lin filled for me ended up in my stomach and I couldn't get over it.
Thinking about it this way, if I make up my mind to join the underworld, maybe I can really have a smooth life and rise up to become the leader of a large criminal group!
Actually, if you think about it without emotion | I do have some innate advantages of being a gangster. The day before yesterday, I was standing in front of a vegetable stall playing with my mobile phone. As a result, the vegetable vendor said to me in embarrassment: "I already paid the protection fee this morning. It’s passed!”
"But Jet Li is not a person who always shows mercy. When he divorced Huang Qiuyan, he almost left the house to express his apology. Later, he confessed to Li Zhi that he was penniless. He really didn't mean to exaggerate. , Jet Li had not yet filmed the Once Upon a Time series at that time..."
Auntie Lin refers to Huang Qiuyan, a junior sister who practiced martial arts with Jet Li in a martial arts academy since she was a child. Huang Qiuyan played the heroine in the sequel to "Shaolin Temple", "Shaolin Kid", and made a movie with Jet Li. Later, the two of them fell in love and finally parted ways. Come together.
I was choked so much that I had to give another example that I thought was safe:
Aunt Lin has such a strong opinion of me! Since she was entangled by Huo Zhenbang, she must have met Huo Zhenbang's bodyguard trio, "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard", right? Among them, Uncle Long is a tall man with a serious look on his face. He really has a lot of similarities with me. Is this where the so-called "becoming a thug in the underworld" comes from
"Listening to what you mean, you are quite envious of Jet Li? Do you also think that for abandoning your wife, you only need to use the phrase 'there are too many women who like me' as an excuse?"
Halfway through the words, I felt that I had done something stupid, and sure enough, the smile on Aunt Lin's lips became even more terrifying.
Obviously what I said was very 2B, which made Aunt Lin’s face darken.
Aunt Lin squinted her eyes, suspicion appearing on her face.
The squad leader nodded blankly. I wonder if it was because she had been focusing on acting like a baby in front of her mother these past few days. Her righteous demon fighting spirit completely disappeared, as if she had turned into a simple girl who had done something wrong and was being criticized by her mother. Junior high school students.
As a result, Aunt Lin's face quickly turned cold and she snorted, "I hate actors the most!"
Aunt Lin seemed a little surprised by my answer. She looked up and down. My muscles were obviously stronger than those of my peers and had been hard-trained.
"If you don't want to be a gangster in the future, have you ever thought about what kind of job you want to do?"
"Aunt Lin, there are indeed unwritten rules in the entertainment industry, but you can't think that everyone in the industry is unclean just because you have encountered it once!"
I raised my chest muscles slightly and shouted in my mind, "This is Sparta!" I wanted to try to win Aunt Lin's favor.
After thinking about it, the job that makes me the most money on my own right now is being an actor! Although he plays a negative role like the deaf-mute evil monk and the evil young man from Jinling, it is still much better than actually being a bad guy in reality, right
The squad leader has raised similar questions before. At that time, I said irresponsibly, "I can go to the construction site to move bricks!" But I can't say that now.
Huo Zhenbang asked for the scolding, but I cannot agree with Aunt Lin beating people in the entertainment industry to death with a hammer.
"Mom, how can you say that..."
"When I was in college, some directors said that I was suitable for acting and came to audition for me. I was curious and joined in the fun with a dozen people who were selected. After the audition, I went back to the recording studio to pick up the forgettable film. However, I saw a well-known mainland actor hugging my schoolmate, naked and entangled with each other!"
The squad leader had a poor appetite and only ate a little bit of the food, leaving not a single grain of rice in the bowl.
This sentence is half true and half false, but it still explains why I promised the squad leader not to become a criminal, and I didn't ask the squad leader to give any conditions in exchange.
Not everyone has the ability to remind others to pay protection fees without speaking.
Moreover, during the time when Huo Zhenbang was in contact with me, he intentionally or unintentionally wanted me to "gain knowledge" and even gave me tickets to underground boxing matches. He seemed to want to take me as his subordinate!
I had no choice but to put the butt that I had just raised down again.
"It sounds like you are righteous and have contributed to society... You are actually making a private decision for life! What is the essential difference between making an agreement with a young person to go to the same university and stay in the same city in the future!"
"Well... I plan to be an actor in martial arts movies, even as a stuntman..."
Because my eldest son was killed in a fight with an American gangster, so am I also his successor? Because of my relationship with Xiaoqin, does he treat me as a "prospective son-in-law"
After dinner, the monitor took the initiative to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes. I wanted to help, but Aunt Lin stopped me.
"Even when Huang Qiuyan came back to film "Jade Girl Sword" later, she didn't speak ill of Jet Li when she talked to the media. She said Jet Li was very cute, very smart, had many advantages, loved their daughter very much, was a good father, and just liked He has too many women..."
"The agreement is between two people. You didn't promise him anything. Why should he promise you not to be a criminal in the future?"
"What kind of guy is he who abandons his junior sister?"
The squad leader must have heard my mother talk about this before, so he didn't express any particular surprise at this time.
"Later, only my schoolmate passed the audition! The entertainment industry is so dirty! There is no difference between you being in the entertainment industry and being in the underworld! By the way, that Hong Kong man named Huo also used to make movies to launder money. You are all the same!"
Listening to Aunt Lin's tone, it sounds like being in the underworld is a promising job for me.
Because the food was in danger of getting completely cold, Aunt Lin asked us to fill our stomachs first and talk about other things later.
I really didn’t expect that I, who thought I wouldn’t argue with others over my favorite celebrity, would actually argue with the monitor’s mother about the rights and wrongs of celebrities.
"I, I didn't promise him anything..."
Aunt Lin waited for me to continue.