"Come on! If you weren't so fat and still looked like you were in kindergarten, you would be fine!"
Later, the squad leader noticed this situation and conducted protracted "balance training" for Gong Caicai.
"I… "
I just recently found out that Da Xiaoxiao and Zhuang Ni went to the same kindergarten when they were young. It seems that Da Xiaoxiao and Zhuang Ni are not only related to each other because their home addresses are relatively close, but they also have a bad relationship that extends from childhood.
"Sweet potatoes, eggplants, and potatoes are all part of the same family!"
In addition, Zhuang Ni did not come to class today and took sick leave. After school, Big Speaker had to deliver class notes and homework to Zhuang Ni, and at the same time she had to endure the other party's malicious comments.
That day, even if Xiong Yaoyue kindly escorted Zhuang Ni home (there is no need to say "Pooh escorted Zhuang Ni home" here to respect Pooh's wishes to avoid confusion), Zhuang Ni might not invite Xiong Yaoyue to sit in the door for a while. I had the opportunity to see Zhuang Ni's family photo album. It was probably Zhuang Ni's mother who saw it and received her warm hospitality (why didn't Xiong Yaoyue stay when she had something to eat?).
"Did you know? Our class president was elected as the new school beauty!"
“I can’t bear to watch Cthulhu and Dagon having sex!”
At that time, as a lone wolf, I thought about it: if Gong Caicai went to visit the "National Treasure Pottery and Porcelain Exhibition", she might be sentenced to life imprisonment for treason.
"Every time UFOs are mentioned in news reports, they always say 'cigar-shaped UFOs.' Since aliens can sit on cigars and visit the earth, why can't they sit on sweet potatoes and invade the earth?"
The loudspeaker greeted Gong Caicai enthusiastically.
"You update so quickly, how can you embarrass those artists who are meticulous and conscientious in painting?"
The squad leader discovered the crux of the problem and came up with a step-by-step approach. She asked Gong Caicai to put on a pair of pants with hip pockets, then put heavy objects (pebbles) in the two pockets, and then restarted training.
The sixth chapter of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" uploaded by Xiaoqin, in addition to the alien Zerg (JJ tribe) invading the earth, another major plot point is that after Cthulhu cuckolded his father God Dagon, he faced The subordinate questioned her and said without changing her face: "Actually, I don't like your wife. The one I love is you."
Speaking of the big horn in kindergarten, it seems that he is really not as fat as he is now. There are also rumors that he used to be the lead dancer in a children's performance group.
When I was about to reach the dining table, Gong Caicai was accidentally touched by a passing freshman, and she almost lost her balance. I noticed that Xiao Qin next to me was ready to go, if Gong Caicai fell down. , she might have to rush forward to respond like a rabbit.
Today, Gong Caicai went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers as usual, and finally brought the food back from the window.
But the premise is that she must be holding tableware that is not afraid of falling. If it is fragile items such as porcelain, she will make the same mistake again when she gets nervous. The more expensive the porcelain, the more serious the problem.
But regardless of the reason, Xiaoqin has begun to be "helpful" in terms of actions. This is the effect that my "sister tune" plan wants to achieve.
Take this time, for example. The alien flying saucer painted by Xiaoqin looks like a sweet potato, and the image of Cthulhu spitting out radioactive energy to attack the flying saucer looks like he is roasting sweet potatoes with a welding torch. The comments can be described as overwhelming.
At this time, Da Xiaoxian saw Gong Caicai, who was standing in the middle of the cafeteria worried as food was brought from the window, but he couldn't find a seat.
The way Gong Caicai held the stainless steel dinner plate made others sweat for her, as if she might overturn it in the next second.
Pooh was always a bit of a hindsight on certain things, and this was news two days ago.
No wonder Zhuang Ni seizes every opportunity and spares no effort to ridicule the fat on Big Speaker! It turns out that the fat is on Big Horn’s body, but it hurts Zhuang Ni’s heart!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I can't even eat. I really shouldn't have been born in this world..."
PHS knew that his gossip partner was joking, so he pursed his lips and did not comment.
The alien smoked a cigar, ate sweet potatoes, and crash-landed on Earth with his butt on fire. He was so optimistic!
"The tragic evil love triangle!"
"A few days ago, I sent Zhuang Ni home at night, and I found a photo of the two of you in kindergarten together at her house - Big Speaker, you are disabled! You were much prettier when you were a child than you are now!"
Xiaoqin never falls! Unless she did it on purpose! If you say that Xiaoqin knows martial arts and is very stable, and it is inappropriate for me to give this example - then there is Zhuang Ni too! Zhuang Ni never falls flat on the ground! She (self-proclaimed) has leukemia!
"Don't be stunned, come here quickly!" The loudspeaker thought that Gong Caicai's contact lens had fallen off again and he couldn't see clearly who was talking, so he raised the volume again.
It sounds a bit unbelievable, but Gong Caicai, who has both psychological and physical problems, is prone to losing her balance. With the patient help of the squad leader, she finally overcame her nervousness and would not be too harsh while eating. fall down.
Pooh, who was the first to finish his meal, put one leg on the metal bar under the table and spoke to the loudspeaker with great dignity.
The squad leader took a detour and borrowed a dinner plate from the cafeteria for Gong Caicai to train. As a result, Gong Caicai's ability to hold things on his head could not be used at all once he used two hands to hold things. If it weren't for the squad leader's ability, With the foresight to provide elbow and knee pads for protection, Gong Caicai almost threw herself into the hospital with an empty dinner plate.
After a period of observation, the squad leader desperately discovered that when Gong Caicai was holding something in front of her or with her hands empty, she would have a high chance of using her inherent skill of "flat ground throwing". A heavy object actually helps to maintain balance.
But what Gong Caicai lacked most was confidence. Once the embarrassing picture of being "forced to eat standing up" appeared in her mind, she ignored the threats from Xiaoqin and Pooh and walked towards our table tremblingly.
In fact, this is purely to scare Gong Caicai. With me sitting in charge with a fierce look, people from other classes will not dare to sit at this table, and people from my own class will not compete with Gong Caicai, who is cowardly by nature.
"Tch! You didn't choose me!" Big Speaker said without any self-awareness, but without losing his humor.
"You are the one who has become disabled!" the loudspeaker shouted angrily, "I just couldn't withstand the temptation of delicious food and gained weight!"
"Teacher Shuqin is worthy of being the founder of the Vegetable Style School of Painting. Please accept your knees!"
Does Zhuang Ni have such a big grudge against Big Speaker for getting fat? Could it be that Zhuang Ni’s lily tendency is innate, and Big Trumpet was once her first favorite lily object!
The bond of childhood is really hard to break up, just like Xiaoqin and I...
"Things will only get worse." The reason why such a pessimistic idea was formed in Zhuang Ni's mind probably has something to do with the loudspeaker!
It’s not a question of cigars or sweet potatoes, it’s a question of whether it looks like an aircraft! If they were really cigars and sweet potatoes, one would have been ignited and the other would have been cooked when they had friction with the atmosphere!
Of course, there have always been a large number of people who complained about Xiaoqin's poor painting skills.
It's not that Xiaoqin suddenly turned into a good child who cares about the safety of her classmates, but she thinks that saving Gong Caicai from falling is considered a good person and a good deed, and she can get a star from me.
In fact, Gong Caicai did knock over the dinner plates many times when she was in the first grade of junior high school, scattering the food all over the floor, crying and begging the cleaning lady to forgive her.
Originally, the cleaning lady was annoyed by the students dirtying the floor, but when she saw Gong Caicai being sincere when she apologized, she felt in her heart that she was useless and was too embarrassed to go into detail.
You see, the monitor and Pooh's performance in physical education class is so eye-catching, but they are only the second or third in our class in terms of bust size!
Xiaoqin turned a blind eye to all the negative comments she received, interpreting them as shameless jealousy of mediocre people towards her own genius.
Therefore, people should act according to their ability. If you don’t have diamonds, don’t do porcelain work. If you don’t have excellent balance ability, don’t grow such big breasts!
Because of her short stature and overall light weight, Gong Caicai had an extra weight on her chest. How could she not lose her balance and fall forward!
It stands to reason that Da Xiao is the classmate who visits Zhuang Ni's house most often, but there is no current photo of Zhuang Ni and Da Xiao in the family album. The photos of the two of them were taken in kindergarten, before Da Xiao became fat. of.
"Today's society is really getting more and more impetuous. This kind of rubbish can actually be ranked at the top of the complaint list. No wonder Sister Feng is famous..."
As a result, after graduating from kindergarten, we were not in the same elementary school (Da Xiaoxiao and the squad leader went to the same elementary school). Although they were in the same class in junior high school, they had already changed. The little flower bones in the kindergarten had turned into a collection of fat. ah!
"Hey! Over here! Come to our side! There's another seat over here!"
"What do you want the mother goddess Hydra to do?"
Sure enough it's because the breasts are too big! The milk I drank so hard to become taller only showed its value on my breasts!
I don’t know if it’s because Gong Caicai’s hair is naturally curly, so it has greater friction than others. In short, Gong Caicai quickly mastered the trick of holding textbooks on her head, and also challenged the dictionary, head pad, and overhead stationery. In the end, she happily said: Just put the dinner plate on your head and use your hands to help, and you can carry the food back to the table without any worries! (Although it’s a bit embarrassing) Hey! The class monitor asks you to train with textbooks on your head, just to let you find the center of gravity of your body! How did you train yourself to be an Indian! Only Indians carry various items on their heads while visiting the market!
First, Gong Caicai was asked to carry textbooks on her head and walk from one end of the classroom to the other, making sure that the textbooks did not fall down during the process. The contact time was short and other students who did not understand the class monitor as a person thought that the class monitor was corporally punishing Gong Caicai.
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Although Gong Caicai was touched by a junior student, she was safe and walked back to the dining table safely. She put down the plate with relief and sat down to eat.
Because the pretty Lily partner will inevitably turn into a fat girl with greasy fried chicken in her mouth one day! Zhuang Ni is completely despairing of this world where even beautiful women can become fat!
When Gong Caicai saw Xiaoqin and Pooh sitting there, she was afraid that she would be bullied if she sat over, so she hesitated a little.
"Cai Cai, come here quickly! Otherwise this seat should be taken by someone else! You don't want to eat standing up, either!"