It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
"I don't know if it's a sweet treat!" Xiao Qin also put her finger to her lips with great interest.
Only the class monitor was unyielding to Eunuch Cao and asked him to write a self-reflection letter, which was signed by the parents and then handed over to the class teacher, Mr. Yu.
"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the squad leader!"
"No... don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes!"
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
"Death penalty!" the loudspeaker clearly stated.
"Why, monitor, are you cold?"
"Isn't it? A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? When he was in elementary school, he made collecting pornographic jokes his lifelong ambition... "
Persecute your sister! Director Cao was definitely defeated by the anti-pornography storm in Dongguan! It hasn't been released yet? Are you still waiting for your relatives and friends to take the money to redeem you? No wonder Director Cao told me a few days ago that he was going to make a companion piece to "The Battle of Jinling", with the evil boy from Jinling as the protagonist, telling the story that he and his pet dog had to tell (sponsored by avid dog fans), but there was no follow-up - it turned out to be He was arrested by the anti-pornography brigade again!
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
"Eunuch Cao is so boring! And he is still doing such a tasteless and outdated thing as texting pornographic jokes!"
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
"I don't know if it's a sweet treat!" Xiao Qin also put her finger to her lips with great interest.
I looked up and down and saw the monitor who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
"No... don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes!"
The penultimate class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao was so full that he sent me a dirty text message, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin’s phone.
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
Whose lifelong ambition is to collect pornographic jokes? I've seen the frog joke several years ago. It's an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn’t mean that when I was in elementary school, I just stood on the Mount Everest of pornographic jokes and stared at the heroes!
"I'm not cold." Although the squad leader replied, he wrapped his arms in front of him, making a gesture of fear of the cold.
In the middle of the conversation, the two of them looked at each other, and static electricity and sparks erupted where their eyes met.
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
A gust of wind mixed with a few fallen leaves blew in from the window, making the squad leader's long black hair dance gracefully. For an instant, it was reminiscent of pure black and cold flames. At this time, the dean was very embarrassed and led the disciplinary inspector A few losers from the team came along the corridor to check the discipline. The monitor was worried that he would violate the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls" by getting too close to me, so he quickly turned away and walked away.
"Why, monitor, are you cold?"
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
She is the kind of soldier who will fight until the end.
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
"Eh? I didn't send pornographic jokes to girls!" Eunuch Cao felt aggrieved. He waited until he took out his mobile phone to check the text message records before he shouted out "Oh no!"
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
"Death penalty!" In Big Speaker's eyes, Eunuch Cao's life was worth a bag of snacks.
"Look! This is the disadvantage of outdated mobile phones!" I said to Xiaoqin, "If it is a new mobile phone, you can install a defensive application to block all the unreliable guys in our class!"
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
She is the kind of soldier who will fight until the end.
Persecute your sister! Director Cao was definitely defeated by the anti-pornography storm in Dongguan! It hasn't been released yet? Are you still waiting for your relatives and friends to take the money to redeem you? No wonder Director Cao told me a few days ago that he was going to make a companion piece to "The Battle of Jinling", with the evil boy from Jinling as the protagonist, telling the story that he and his pet dog had to tell (sponsored by avid dog fans), but there was no follow-up - it turned out to be He was arrested by the anti-pornography brigade again!
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
"Ami went to an adult product store, and the boss recommended a whistling frog to her..."
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
A gust of wind mixed with a few fallen leaves blew in from the window, making the squad leader's long black hair dance gracefully. For an instant, it was reminiscent of pure black and cold flames. At this time, the dean was very embarrassed and led the disciplinary inspector A few losers from the team came along the corridor to check the discipline. The monitor was worried that he would violate the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls" by getting too close to me, so he quickly turned away and walked away.
"Master! Master, I didn't mean it!" Eunuch Cao stretched his neck and looked at me in the last row. "I just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with Master! I didn't expect that my hand shook and I made the wrong call! Please Master, please forgive me!"
Only halfway through the joke, Xiaoqin started laughing to herself.
The monitor was originally in a bad mood, but when she saw clearly what the app was about, her eyes actually lit up.
The penultimate class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao was so full that he sent me a dirty text message, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin’s phone.
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
She is the kind of soldier who will fight until the end.
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
Whose lifelong ambition is to collect pornographic jokes? I've seen the frog joke several years ago. It's an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn’t mean that when I was in elementary school, I just stood on the Mount Everest of pornographic jokes and stared at the heroes!
It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
The penultimate class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao was so full that he sent me a dirty text message, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin’s phone.
Only the class monitor was unyielding to Eunuch Cao and asked him to write a self-reflection letter, which was signed by the parents and then handed over to the class teacher, Mr. Yu.
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
In the middle of the conversation, the two of them looked at each other, and static electricity and sparks erupted where their eyes met.
Pooh also ran over to join in the fun: "If you are willing to give me a 'great mercy kick', I will also forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
"Ami went to an adult product store, and the boss recommended a whistling frog to her..."
"Don't just blame Eunuch Cao, didn't you listen to what he said? He originally wanted to send a text message to his master Ye Lin! I'm afraid Ye Lin especially likes to collect pornographic jokes and instructs his apprentice to send them to him immediately once he discovers a new joke... "
She is the kind of soldier who will fight until the end.
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
Stop laughing! The word "whistle" here is the same as the joke about the black bear asking the hunter to "blow the trumpet". They are both very impure slang! Didn’t you see that Ami went to an adult products store
The monitor was originally in a bad mood, but when she saw clearly what the app was about, her eyes actually lit up.
Only the class monitor was unyielding to Eunuch Cao and asked him to write a self-reflection letter, which was signed by the parents and then handed over to the class teacher, Mr. Yu.
As soon as these words came out, the classroom was silent for a long time, and then someone whispered:
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he reached into his pocket.
"Haha, frogs can only croak, how can there be any frogs who know how to whistle!"
Pooh also ran over to join in the fun: "If you are willing to give me a 'great mercy kick', I will also forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
"Isn't it? A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? When he was in elementary school, he made collecting pornographic jokes his lifelong ambition... "
Eh? Blatantly bribing the class cadres! And the target is the squad leader who is known for his coolness and selfless face? Eunuch Cao, your IQ is fine, right? I don’t remember ever taking on such a stupid apprentice!
"Sir, monitor! I have a small gift for you! I hope you will accept it!" Eunuch Cao half-knelt and handed over his mobile phone. An application was running on the bright screen of the mobile phone, which seemed to be used to beautify the chat font.
"Squad leader, don't force me to write a letter of apology. If you let me go, I will give you something good..."
Only halfway through the joke, Xiaoqin started laughing to herself.
"Ami went to an adult product store, and the boss recommended a whistling frog to her..."
A gust of wind mixed with a few fallen leaves blew in from the window, making the squad leader's long black hair dance gracefully. For an instant, it was reminiscent of pure black and cold flames. At this time, the dean was very embarrassed and led the disciplinary inspector A few losers from the team came along the corridor to check the discipline. The monitor was worried that he would violate the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls" by getting too close to me, so he quickly turned away and walked away.
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
Only halfway through the joke, Xiaoqin started laughing to herself.
Stop laughing! The word "whistle" here is the same as the joke about the black bear asking the hunter to "blow the trumpet". They are both very impure slang! Didn’t you see that Ami went to an adult products store
"Don't just blame Eunuch Cao, didn't you listen to what he said? He originally wanted to send a text message to his master Ye Lin! I'm afraid Ye Lin especially likes to collect pornographic jokes and instructs his apprentice to send them to him immediately once he discovers a new joke... "
The penultimate class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao was so full that he sent me a dirty text message, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin’s phone.
The squad leader was probably in a bad mood. She looked at the loudspeaker on the left and Pooh on the right, then folded her hands on her chest and looked down at Eunuch Cao who nodded and bowed:
"Look! This is the disadvantage of outdated mobile phones!" I said to Xiaoqin, "If it is a new mobile phone, you can install a defensive application to block all the unreliable guys in our class!"
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
"You girls have gone too far!" Eunuch Cao said with a sad look on his face, "Is it considered great mercy to cripple me? Please return your great mercy and compassion to Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
"Squad leader, don't force me to write a letter of apology. If you let me go, I will give you something good..."
"Eunuch Cao is so boring! And he is still doing such a tasteless and outdated thing as texting pornographic jokes!"
"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the squad leader!"
"Humph, what's so great about being a sports committee member? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if I risk my dignity as a food committee member, I still want to grab the snacks!"
Different from my habit, Xiaoqin's mobile phone was not set to vibrate mode most of the time. The sound of her receiving text messages and her subsequent laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
"Xiaoqin, don't use your phone even during self-study class."
"Zege" is a common auxiliary word in ancient Chinese writing of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, mostly in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also used it as a spoken language. Eunuch Cao sometimes also used it in ancient and modern writings to enrich his vocabulary. .
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
The squad leader did not stand up from her seat. She looked over at Chameleon and Niu Shili and said in a tone that was more like an exhortation.
Pooh roared into the loudspeaker, sounding like a giant bear.
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
This sly remark made Big Horn and Pooh laugh.
"What is it?" Da Xiaoxiao and Pooh, who were standing on either side of the squad leader like dynasty Mahans, were very curious about what Eunuch Cao was going to offer as a bribe. They both said in unison: "If it is a delicious snack, I will represent Monitor, forgive you..."
"No... don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes!"
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
Pooh also ran over to join in the fun: "If you are willing to give me a 'great mercy kick', I will also forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
I looked up and down and saw the monitor who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
As soon as these words came out, the classroom was silent for a long time, and then someone whispered:
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
"How can we have a food committee member in our class? You are probably the obesity committee member at best!"
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
Whose lifelong ambition is to collect pornographic jokes? I've seen the frog joke several years ago. It's an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn’t mean that when I was in elementary school, I just stood on the Mount Everest of pornographic jokes and stared at the heroes!
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
The squad leader was probably in a bad mood. She looked at the loudspeaker on the left and Pooh on the right, then folded her hands on her chest and looked down at Eunuch Cao who nodded and bowed:
"Xiaoqin, don't use your phone even during self-study class."
The matter of Eunuch Cao mistakenly sending an obscene joke to Xiaoqin was dismissed before the get out of class was resolved. Since it was not a serious matter in itself, the students did not pay much attention to it.
"Death penalty!" the loudspeaker clearly stated.
"Ami went to an adult product store, and the boss recommended a whistling frog to her..."
The monitor was originally in a bad mood, but when she saw clearly what the app was about, her eyes actually lit up.
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
"Cut in half!" PHS's opinion was more specific than that of his Bagua partner.
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
As a result, these two foodies got into a super embarrassing war because of the (imaginary) uneven distribution of the spoils.
"Sir, monitor! I have a small gift for you! I hope you will accept it!" Eunuch Cao half-knelt and handed over his mobile phone. An application was running on the bright screen of the mobile phone, which seemed to be used to beautify the chat font.
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he reached into his pocket.
In the middle of the conversation, the two of them looked at each other, and static electricity and sparks erupted where their eyes met.
The penultimate class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao was so full that he sent me a dirty text message, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin’s phone.
"Eh? I didn't send pornographic jokes to girls!" Eunuch Cao felt aggrieved. He waited until he took out his mobile phone to check the text message records before he shouted out "Oh no!"
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he reached into his pocket.
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
"Master! Master, I didn't mean it!" Eunuch Cao stretched his neck and looked at me in the last row. "I just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with Master! I didn't expect that my hand shook and I made the wrong call! Please Master, please forgive me!"
"Eh? I didn't send pornographic jokes to girls!" Eunuch Cao felt aggrieved. He waited until he took out his mobile phone to check the text message records before he shouted out "Oh no!"
"Master! Master, I didn't mean it!" Eunuch Cao stretched his neck and looked at me in the last row. "I just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with Master! I didn't expect that my hand shook and I made the wrong call! Please Master, please forgive me!"
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
"Master! Master, I didn't mean it!" Eunuch Cao stretched his neck and looked at me in the last row. "I just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with Master! I didn't expect that my hand shook and I made the wrong call! Please Master, please forgive me!"
"Hmph!" The loudspeaker next to him raised his chubby right hand, "If you are willing to give me a 'Great Mercy Palm', I will forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
"Cut in half!" PHS's opinion was more specific than that of his Bagua partner.
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
Different from my habit, Xiaoqin's mobile phone was not set to vibrate mode most of the time. The sound of her receiving text messages and her subsequent laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
The penultimate class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao was so full that he sent me a dirty text message, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin’s phone.
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
"I don't know if it's a sweet treat!" Xiao Qin also put her finger to her lips with great interest.
"Humph, what's so great about being a sports committee member? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if I risk my dignity as a food committee member, I still want to grab the snacks!"
"Zege" is a common auxiliary word in ancient Chinese writing of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, mostly in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also used it as a spoken language. Eunuch Cao sometimes also used it in ancient and modern writings to enrich his vocabulary. .
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
"Master! Master, I didn't mean it!" Eunuch Cao stretched his neck and looked at me in the last row. "I just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with Master! I didn't expect that my hand shook and I made the wrong call! Please Master, please forgive me!"
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
As a result, these two foodies got into a super embarrassing war because of the (imaginary) uneven distribution of the spoils.
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
"Squad leader! Please be merciful and forgive me!" Eunuch Cao begged with a bitter face, "I really didn't mean it! It was a mistake! It was a mistake!"
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
Only halfway through the joke, Xiaoqin started laughing to herself.
I looked up and down and saw the monitor who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
"Squad leader, don't force me to write a letter of apology. If you let me go, I will give you something good..."
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he reached into his pocket.
Only halfway through the joke, Xiaoqin started laughing to herself.
"Eunuch Cao is so boring! And he is still doing such a tasteless and outdated thing as texting pornographic jokes!"
The penultimate class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao was so full that he sent me a dirty text message, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin’s phone.
"Humph, what's so great about being a sports committee member? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if I risk my dignity as a food committee member, I still want to grab the snacks!"
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
"Cut in half!" PHS's opinion was more specific than that of his Bagua partner.
"Humph, what's so great about being a sports committee member? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if I risk my dignity as a food committee member, I still want to grab the snacks!"
"Don't just blame Eunuch Cao, didn't you listen to what he said? He originally wanted to send a text message to his master Ye Lin! I'm afraid Ye Lin especially likes to collect pornographic jokes and instructs his apprentice to send them to him immediately once he discovers a new joke... "
"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the squad leader!"
"Death penalty!" the loudspeaker clearly stated.
"You girls have gone too far!" Eunuch Cao said with a sad look on his face, "Is it considered great mercy to cripple me? Please return your great mercy and compassion to Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
"How can we have a food committee member in our class? You are probably the obesity committee member at best!"
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
"Eh? I didn't send pornographic jokes to girls!" Eunuch Cao felt aggrieved. He waited until he took out his mobile phone to check the text message records before he shouted out "Oh no!"
It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
"Isn't it? A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? When he was in elementary school, he made collecting pornographic jokes his lifelong ambition... "
As soon as these words came out, the classroom was silent for a long time, and then someone whispered:
The matter of Eunuch Cao mistakenly sending an obscene joke to Xiaoqin was dismissed before the get out of class was resolved. Since it was not a serious matter in itself, the students did not pay much attention to it.
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
"Isn't it? A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? When he was in elementary school, he made collecting pornographic jokes his lifelong ambition... "
"No... don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes!"
"Don't just blame Eunuch Cao, didn't you listen to what he said? He originally wanted to send a text message to his master Ye Lin! I'm afraid Ye Lin especially likes to collect pornographic jokes and instructs his apprentice to send them to him immediately once he discovers a new joke... "
"Death penalty!" In Big Speaker's eyes, Eunuch Cao's life was worth a bag of snacks.
Whose lifelong ambition is to collect pornographic jokes? I've seen the frog joke several years ago. It's an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn’t mean that when I was in elementary school, I just stood on the Mount Everest of pornographic jokes and stared at the heroes!
She is the kind of soldier who will fight until the end.
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
Fortunately, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, otherwise she would have hated the world even more when she saw her kindergarten friend blaring a loudspeaker and calling himself the "Fat Committee member" just to get food.
"Squad leader! Please be merciful and forgive me!" Eunuch Cao begged with a bitter face, "I really didn't mean it! It was a mistake! It was a mistake!"
"Death penalty!" the loudspeaker clearly stated.
The matter of Eunuch Cao mistakenly sending an obscene joke to Xiaoqin was dismissed before the get out of class was resolved. Since it was not a serious matter in itself, the students did not pay much attention to it.
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
"What is it?" Da Xiaoxiao and Pooh, who were standing on either side of the squad leader like dynasty Mahans, were very curious about what Eunuch Cao was going to offer as a bribe. They both said in unison: "If it is a delicious snack, I will represent Monitor, forgive you..."
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
"Squad leader! Please be merciful and forgive me!" Eunuch Cao begged with a bitter face, "I really didn't mean it! It was a mistake! It was a mistake!"
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
Only the class monitor was unyielding to Eunuch Cao and asked him to write a self-reflection letter, which was signed by the parents and then handed over to the class teacher, Mr. Yu.
Eh? Blatantly bribing the class cadres! And the target is the squad leader who is known for his coolness and selfless face? Eunuch Cao, your IQ is fine, right? I don’t remember ever taking on such a stupid apprentice!
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
Fortunately, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, otherwise she would have hated the world even more when she saw her kindergarten friend blaring a loudspeaker and calling himself the "Fat Committee member" just to get food.
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
"Squad leader! Please be merciful and forgive me!" Eunuch Cao begged with a bitter face, "I really didn't mean it! It was a mistake! It was a mistake!"
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
As a result, what Eunuch Cao took out from his pocket was just his own mobile phone, which disappointed all the girls.
Pooh also ran over to join in the fun: "If you are willing to give me a 'great mercy kick', I will also forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
"Hmph!" The loudspeaker next to him raised his chubby right hand, "If you are willing to give me a 'Great Mercy Palm', I will forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
"Cut in half!" PHS's opinion was more specific than that of his Bagua partner.
Persecute your sister! Director Cao was definitely defeated by the anti-pornography storm in Dongguan! It hasn't been released yet? Are you still waiting for your relatives and friends to take the money to redeem you? No wonder Director Cao told me a few days ago that he was going to make a companion piece to "The Battle of Jinling", with the evil boy from Jinling as the protagonist, telling the story that he and his pet dog had to tell (sponsored by avid dog fans), but there was no follow-up - it turned out to be He was arrested by the anti-pornography brigade again!
Different from my habit, Xiaoqin's mobile phone was not set to vibrate mode most of the time. The sound of her receiving text messages and her subsequent laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
"Look! This is the disadvantage of outdated mobile phones!" I said to Xiaoqin, "If it is a new mobile phone, you can install a defensive application to block all the unreliable guys in our class!"
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the squad leader!"
Different from my habit, Xiaoqin's mobile phone was not set to vibrate mode most of the time. The sound of her receiving text messages and her subsequent laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
At this time, Da Xiaoxiao and Wei Ni have changed from the dynasty Mahan who loved each other next to Master Bao to the tit-for-tat Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang. The two of them grabbed each other's palms and began to quarrel and wrestle.
Pooh also ran over to join in the fun: "If you are willing to give me a 'great mercy kick', I will also forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
Persecute your sister! Director Cao was definitely defeated by the anti-pornography storm in Dongguan! It hasn't been released yet? Are you still waiting for your relatives and friends to take the money to redeem you? No wonder Director Cao told me a few days ago that he was going to make a companion piece to "The Battle of Jinling", with the evil boy from Jinling as the protagonist, telling the story that he and his pet dog had to tell (sponsored by avid dog fans), but there was no follow-up - it turned out to be He was arrested by the anti-pornography brigade again!
"Why, monitor, are you cold?"
In the middle of the conversation, the two of them looked at each other, and static electricity and sparks erupted where their eyes met.
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
"No... don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes!"
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
The squad leader was probably in a bad mood. She looked at the loudspeaker on the left and Pooh on the right, then folded her hands on her chest and looked down at Eunuch Cao who nodded and bowed:
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
Whose lifelong ambition is to collect pornographic jokes? I've seen the frog joke several years ago. It's an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn’t mean that when I was in elementary school, I just stood on the Mount Everest of pornographic jokes and stared at the heroes!
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
"Sir, monitor! I have a small gift for you! I hope you will accept it!" Eunuch Cao half-knelt and handed over his mobile phone. An application was running on the bright screen of the mobile phone, which seemed to be used to beautify the chat font.
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
As a result, these two foodies got into a super embarrassing war because of the (imaginary) uneven distribution of the spoils.
The monitor was originally in a bad mood, but when she saw clearly what the app was about, her eyes actually lit up.
In the middle of the conversation, the two of them looked at each other, and static electricity and sparks erupted where their eyes met.
Different from my habit, Xiaoqin's mobile phone was not set to vibrate mode most of the time. The sound of her receiving text messages and her subsequent laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
"Xiaoqin, don't use your phone even during self-study class."
"Haha, frogs can only croak, how can there be any frogs who know how to whistle!"
Eh? Blatantly bribing the class cadres! And the target is the squad leader who is known for his coolness and selfless face? Eunuch Cao, your IQ is fine, right? I don’t remember ever taking on such a stupid apprentice!
This sly remark made Big Horn and Pooh laugh.
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
"Ami went to an adult product store, and the boss recommended a whistling frog to her..."
"You girls have gone too far!" Eunuch Cao said with a sad look on his face, "Is it considered great mercy to cripple me? Please return your great mercy and compassion to Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
"Zege" is a common auxiliary word in ancient Chinese writing of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, mostly in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also used it as a spoken language. Eunuch Cao sometimes also used it in ancient and modern writings to enrich his vocabulary. .
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
Only the class monitor was unyielding to Eunuch Cao and asked him to write a self-reflection letter, which was signed by the parents and then handed over to the class teacher, Mr. Yu.
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
"Master! Master, I didn't mean it!" Eunuch Cao stretched his neck and looked at me in the last row. "I just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with Master! I didn't expect that my hand shook and I made the wrong call! Please Master, please forgive me!"
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the squad leader!"
I looked up and down and saw the monitor who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
As a result, these two foodies got into a super embarrassing war because of the (imaginary) uneven distribution of the spoils.
"Is it that difficult to write a self-criticism?" The squad leader returned to his serious expression.
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
"Humph, what's so great about being a sports committee member? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if I risk my dignity as a food committee member, I still want to grab the snacks!"
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
As a result, what Eunuch Cao took out from his pocket was just his own mobile phone, which disappointed all the girls.
"Is it that difficult to write a self-criticism?" The squad leader returned to his serious expression.
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
Pooh roared into the loudspeaker, sounding like a giant bear.
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
As a result, what Eunuch Cao took out from his pocket was just his own mobile phone, which disappointed all the girls.
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
Persecute your sister! Director Cao was definitely defeated by the anti-pornography storm in Dongguan! It hasn't been released yet? Are you still waiting for your relatives and friends to take the money to redeem you? No wonder Director Cao told me a few days ago that he was going to make a companion piece to "The Battle of Jinling", with the evil boy from Jinling as the protagonist, telling the story that he and his pet dog had to tell (sponsored by avid dog fans), but there was no follow-up - it turned out to be He was arrested by the anti-pornography brigade again!
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
Whose lifelong ambition is to collect pornographic jokes? I've seen the frog joke several years ago. It's an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn’t mean that when I was in elementary school, I just stood on the Mount Everest of pornographic jokes and stared at the heroes!
"Squad leader, don't force me to write a letter of apology. If you let me go, I will give you something good..."
"Xiaoqin, don't use your phone even during self-study class."
"No... don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes!"
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
Different from my habit, Xiaoqin's mobile phone was not set to vibrate mode most of the time. The sound of her receiving text messages and her subsequent laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he reached into his pocket.
As a result, what Eunuch Cao took out from his pocket was just his own mobile phone, which disappointed all the girls.
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
"No... don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes!"
Eh? Blatantly bribing the class cadres! And the target is the squad leader who is known for his coolness and selfless face? Eunuch Cao, your IQ is fine, right? I don’t remember ever taking on such a stupid apprentice!
"Look! This is the disadvantage of outdated mobile phones!" I said to Xiaoqin, "If it is a new mobile phone, you can install a defensive application to block all the unreliable guys in our class!"
The squad leader did not stand up from her seat. She looked over at Chameleon and Niu Shili and said in a tone that was more like an exhortation.
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
"Isn't it? A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? When he was in elementary school, he made collecting pornographic jokes his lifelong ambition... "
I looked up and down and saw the monitor who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
Different from my habit, Xiaoqin's mobile phone was not set to vibrate mode most of the time. The sound of her receiving text messages and her subsequent laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
"Zege" is a common auxiliary word in ancient Chinese writing of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, mostly in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also used it as a spoken language. Eunuch Cao sometimes also used it in ancient and modern writings to enrich his vocabulary. .
It's true that it's summer and autumn now, but the squad leader asked me if the weather in Dongshan City is hot or cold. Doesn't it make sense? Whether it's hot or cold, I've become accustomed to it over the past ten years!
"What is it?" Da Xiaoxiao and Pooh, who were standing on either side of the squad leader like dynasty Mahans, were very curious about what Eunuch Cao was going to offer as a bribe. They both said in unison: "If it is a delicious snack, I will represent Monitor, forgive you..."
"How can we have a food committee member in our class? You are probably the obesity committee member at best!"
"Zege" is a common auxiliary word in ancient Chinese writing of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, mostly in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also used it as a spoken language. Eunuch Cao sometimes also used it in ancient and modern writings to enrich his vocabulary. .
In front of me, only the girl's delicious hair fragrance and a banyan leaf that withered prematurely were left.
Pooh roared into the loudspeaker, sounding like a giant bear.
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
At this time, Da Xiaoxiao and Wei Ni have changed from the dynasty Mahan who loved each other next to Master Bao to the tit-for-tat Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang. The two of them grabbed each other's palms and began to quarrel and wrestle.
The monitor was originally in a bad mood, but when she saw clearly what the app was about, her eyes actually lit up.
In the middle of the conversation, the two of them looked at each other, and static electricity and sparks erupted where their eyes met.
I looked up and down and saw the monitor who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
"Humph, what's so great about being a sports committee member? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if I risk my dignity as a food committee member, I still want to grab the snacks!"
"Hmph!" The loudspeaker next to him raised his chubby right hand, "If you are willing to give me a 'Great Mercy Palm', I will forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!"
The monitor was originally in a bad mood, but when she saw clearly what the app was about, her eyes actually lit up.
As soon as these words came out, the classroom was silent for a long time, and then someone whispered:
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
The squad leader did not stand up from her seat. She looked over at Chameleon and Niu Shili and said in a tone that was more like an exhortation.
"The snacks are mine! He can't hold much in his pocket, and there is only one snack at most! So he must give it to me!"
The matter of Eunuch Cao mistakenly sending an obscene joke to Xiaoqin was dismissed before the get out of class was resolved. Since it was not a serious matter in itself, the students did not pay much attention to it.
"I am the obesity committee member and the food committee member!" Big Speaker has never felt inferior because of his weight. "Do you understand that these two committee members are inseparable!"
"Death penalty!" the loudspeaker clearly stated.
Pooh roared into the loudspeaker, sounding like a giant bear.
A gust of wind mixed with a few fallen leaves blew in from the window, making the squad leader's long black hair dance gracefully. For an instant, it was reminiscent of pure black and cold flames. At this time, the dean was very embarrassed and led the disciplinary inspector A few losers from the team came along the corridor to check the discipline. The monitor was worried that he would violate the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls" by getting too close to me, so he quickly turned away and walked away.
"Death penalty!" the loudspeaker clearly stated.
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
With quick hands and quick eyes, I quickly grabbed the fallen leaf in my hand without any consideration or any special reason. My expression and movements showed that I wanted to fight, or at least I was thinking about fighting something, which shocked the dean.
"Squad leader! Please be merciful and forgive me!" Eunuch Cao begged with a bitter face, "I really didn't mean it! It was a mistake! It was a mistake!"
"How can we have a food committee member in our class? You are probably the obesity committee member at best!"
Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely, looked at the screen and read:
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.
At this time, Da Xiaoxiao and Wei Ni have changed from the dynasty Mahan who loved each other next to Master Bao to the tit-for-tat Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang. The two of them grabbed each other's palms and began to quarrel and wrestle.
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
"You said you don't have a hobby of collecting pornographic jokes? Ye Lin has seen these pornographic jokes that Eunuch Cao thinks are new a few years ago... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the road to pornography!"
"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the squad leader!"
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
Whose lifelong ambition is to collect pornographic jokes? I've seen the frog joke several years ago. It's an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn’t mean that when I was in elementary school, I just stood on the Mount Everest of pornographic jokes and stared at the heroes!
"Why, monitor, are you cold?"
I looked up and down and saw the monitor who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
The matter of Eunuch Cao mistakenly sending an obscene joke to Xiaoqin was dismissed before the get out of class was resolved. Since it was not a serious matter in itself, the students did not pay much attention to it.
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
She is the kind of soldier who will fight until the end.
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
Pooh roared into the loudspeaker, sounding like a giant bear.
"Humph, what's so great about being a sports committee member? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if I risk my dignity as a food committee member, I still want to grab the snacks!"
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
"Zege" is a common auxiliary word in ancient Chinese writing of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, mostly in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also used it as a spoken language. Eunuch Cao sometimes also used it in ancient and modern writings to enrich his vocabulary. .
"How can we have a food committee member in our class? You are probably the obesity committee member at best!"
Fortunately, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, otherwise she would have hated the world even more when she saw her kindergarten friend blaring a loudspeaker and calling himself the "Fat Committee member" just to get food.
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
"You are not qualified to represent the squad leader! Don't use the sports committee as a cadre! I am also a sports committee member after all!"
As soon as these words came out, the classroom was silent for a long time, and then someone whispered:
"I am the obesity committee member and the food committee member!" Big Speaker has never felt inferior because of his weight. "Do you understand that these two committee members are inseparable!"
"Eh? You are indeed Ye Lin's apprentice!" Pooh raised his thumb and praised, "My complaining skills have improved!"
"Eh? I didn't send pornographic jokes to girls!" Eunuch Cao felt aggrieved. He waited until he took out his mobile phone to check the text message records before he shouted out "Oh no!"
As a result, these two foodies got into a super embarrassing war because of the (imaginary) uneven distribution of the spoils.
"I don't know if it's a sweet treat!" Xiao Qin also put her finger to her lips with great interest.
"Nonsense!" I retorted with a pen on the desk, "I have no habit of collecting pornographic jokes! And this joke about frog adult products that Eunuch Cao sent me is not new at all! I made it several years ago Just watched it!”
A gust of wind mixed with a few fallen leaves blew in from the window, making the squad leader's long black hair dance gracefully. For an instant, it was reminiscent of pure black and cold flames. At this time, the dean was very embarrassed and led the disciplinary inspector A few losers from the team came along the corridor to check the discipline. The monitor was worried that he would violate the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls" by getting too close to me, so he quickly turned away and walked away.
"Xiaoqin, don't use your phone even during self-study class."
"Eh? I didn't send pornographic jokes to girls!" Eunuch Cao felt aggrieved. He waited until he took out his mobile phone to check the text message records before he shouted out "Oh no!"
Fortunately, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, otherwise she would have hated the world even more when she saw her kindergarten friend blaring a loudspeaker and calling himself the "Fat Committee member" just to get food.
Stop laughing! The word "whistle" here is the same as the joke about the black bear asking the hunter to "blow the trumpet". They are both very impure slang! Didn’t you see that Ami went to an adult products store
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
"It's okay to write a self-criticism, but the worst thing is to search it on Baidu..." Eunuch Cao muttered, "The main reason is that it's impossible to get parents to sign! My father went to Dongguan to discuss business a few days ago, but he was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! It must be political persecution..."
Pooh roared into the loudspeaker, sounding like a giant bear.
"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent pornographic text messages to girls? He is getting more and more outrageous!"
"I don't know if it's a sweet treat!" Xiao Qin also put her finger to her lips with great interest.
Xiaoqin gained the courage to protest in front of several boys nearby. At this time, she read all the text messages. Even if she couldn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was an unhealthy text message.
The squad leader was probably in a bad mood. She looked at the loudspeaker on the left and Pooh on the right, then folded her hands on her chest and looked down at Eunuch Cao who nodded and bowed:
Eh? Blatantly bribing the class cadres! And the target is the squad leader who is known for his coolness and selfless face? Eunuch Cao, your IQ is fine, right? I don’t remember ever taking on such a stupid apprentice!
"I'm not cold." Although the squad leader replied, he wrapped his arms in front of him, making a gesture of fear of the cold.
As a result, what Eunuch Cao took out from his pocket was just his own mobile phone, which disappointed all the girls.
"I am the obesity committee member and the food committee member!" Big Speaker has never felt inferior because of his weight. "Do you understand that these two committee members are inseparable!"
"Squad leader, don't force me to write a letter of apology. If you let me go, I will give you something good..."
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
"Death penalty!" the loudspeaker clearly stated.
"Squad leader! Please be merciful and forgive me!" Eunuch Cao begged with a bitter face, "I really didn't mean it! It was a mistake! It was a mistake!"
"Death penalty!" In Big Speaker's eyes, Eunuch Cao's life was worth a bag of snacks.
"Eunuch Cao is so boring! And he is still doing such a tasteless and outdated thing as texting pornographic jokes!"
"Haha, frogs can only croak, how can there be any frogs who know how to whistle!"
"If you don't want to write a letter of apology, as long as you can bear the palms and feet of the Great Merciful, I will forgive you mercifully!"
"Zege" is a common auxiliary word in ancient Chinese writing of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, mostly in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also used it as a spoken language. Eunuch Cao sometimes also used it in ancient and modern writings to enrich his vocabulary. .
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
"It's so exaggerated to grab a leaf!" The teaching director walked around me for a while before he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed. At this time, there was an opportunity to publicly interrogate Eunuch Cao, so everyone became active through the topic.
Putting aside the dean who was bullying and fearful of the tough, the class monitor did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities even though he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third grade of junior high school.
Fortunately, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, otherwise she would have hated the world even more when she saw her kindergarten friend blaring a loudspeaker and calling himself the "Fat Committee member" just to get food.
Only halfway through the joke, Xiaoqin started laughing to herself.
Stop laughing! The word "whistle" here is the same as the joke about the black bear asking the hunter to "blow the trumpet". They are both very impure slang! Didn’t you see that Ami went to an adult products store
"Ling Chi..." The restless squad leader was almost taken into the ditch by Big Horn and Pooh. After accidentally saying a torture name, the squad leader changed his words:
"Isn't it? A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? When he was in elementary school, he made collecting pornographic jokes his lifelong ambition... "
The squad leader was probably in a bad mood. She looked at the loudspeaker on the left and Pooh on the right, then folded her hands on her chest and looked down at Eunuch Cao who nodded and bowed:
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
"The car broke!" Pooh, who had lost his hope, also gave cruel advice.
"I'm not cold." Although the squad leader replied, he wrapped his arms in front of him, making a gesture of fear of the cold.
"Sir, monitor! I have a small gift for you! I hope you will accept it!" Eunuch Cao half-knelt and handed over his mobile phone. An application was running on the bright screen of the mobile phone, which seemed to be used to beautify the chat font.
"Haha, frogs can only croak, how can there be any frogs who know how to whistle!"
"Don't just blame Eunuch Cao, didn't you listen to what he said? He originally wanted to send a text message to his master Ye Lin! I'm afraid Ye Lin especially likes to collect pornographic jokes and instructs his apprentice to send them to him immediately once he discovers a new joke... "
"Xiaoqin, don't use your phone even during self-study class."
"Sir, monitor! I have a small gift for you! I hope you will accept it!" Eunuch Cao half-knelt and handed over his mobile phone. An application was running on the bright screen of the mobile phone, which seemed to be used to beautify the chat font.
"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the squad leader!"
The monitor was originally in a bad mood, but when she saw clearly what the app was about, her eyes actually lit up.
"I'm not cold." Although the squad leader replied, he wrapped his arms in front of him, making a gesture of fear of the cold.
In the middle of the conversation, the two of them looked at each other, and static electricity and sparks erupted where their eyes met.
"Xiaoqin, don't use your phone even during self-study class."
"Ling Chi..." The restless squad leader was almost taken into the ditch by Big Horn and Pooh. After accidentally saying a torture name, the squad leader changed his words:
"What are you doing with your phone out?"
At this time, Da Xiaoxiao and Wei Ni have changed from the dynasty Mahan who loved each other next to Master Bao to the tit-for-tat Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang. The two of them grabbed each other's palms and began to quarrel and wrestle.
In the phone book of Eunuch Cao's mobile phone, my note was "Master", while Xiaoqin's note was "Master's Wife". The two numbers were right next to each other, so my hands were shaking and I made mistakes occasionally. It was excusable and I didn't think so. What a major event this is.